Joe Rogan Experience #1752 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Long Island? Oh, yeah. If you've got that Soprano song, Insulated from the world. Yeah, I feel like Very nice car. It's a yoke. You know? It's a button that you have to awkwardly move your thumb to get to, to hit, and you have That's where the horn is. That's left and right. And people that have Teslas think they've done well.

3:01 Right. Everybody who's in it talks about it. They feel like they're part of this revolutionary force, but you just bought a car. Yeah. about it and everything that it did and how cool it was. Are you watching the improv? Yeah, it's nuts. yeah you can just go to a store and buy a fucking race car. when you get into it like if you hit an on-ramp and you have an opening it's

5:45 Well, they're going to South America, too. Yeah. Big market cap. They've gone insane. Like everybody was just having fun. Like their culture is not about working. scans and they're checking your To make sure she can have her mask down to be drinking. So this is a problem, right? And that's what's going on now with fucking Lori Lightfoot in Chicago.

9:06 Being healthy. Yeah. Sure, you could. But less people will die. Yes. Well, because I remember it, though, because I remember that the idea was that you wouldn't contract it. Basically, it was like, oh, I have it. by the way there's no data on I think the term booster should go. That's not true. When I'm saying that's not true, I'm reading a bunch of different stories.

12:04 And you're already too sick. Yeah, but other than that, he was saying that you need to get on treatment because they're terrified of spending the money. They don't know what they're going to Did you give it out for Halloween? I gave it to everybody. It's just you and Ivermectin just doing backstroke in Ivermectin. Connected to me. what are you talking about?

14:04 about this is watching how people get very and go shut up But what they ignored is how effective it's been in other countries. board being subpoenaed because this doctor prescribed ivermectin to patients with covid they can list over and over and over again about ivermectin. The problem is, it's like the data is at the bullshit story that was in the Rolling Stone

16:40 well it's a bad, I think spreading it. And they're trying to pretend that's not the case. not be, you shouldn't lose your Not only that, a lot of them are nurses. There's people that aren't anti-vax per se, but they say, I have natural immunity. smallpox. You get it, and then you never get you would get a mortgage, So every couple of years, I'm going to call you up and say,

18:36 product. You could go buy an air conditioner. They're telling you not to take the Johnson & Johnson anymore. Me and a bunch of people in LA. be fighting with each other. they made some comment... We only killed 30, The CEO, they made some comment. Right? So it was like 99% unreported, 1% reported. Just for fun. Like a Yelp review? Just for fun. And just say the vaccine killed my whole family. Right. Just for fun.

21:03 Right. But you also have to think about the sheer numbers of people that have taken the vaccine. Could be. It's really difficult to know Isn't that interesting? It's hard when you have a stance. Oh, it's happened a million times. But I want recordings. Yeah. Right. Right. What's weird is people trying to stop people from taking medication is very weird.

24:18 don't know why you can't say hey we've got an effective vaccine and here are treatments as well. It's just going to. Yeah. they said, you got to go down to the hospital. Right. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, how rare is it that you're telling people not to take it? Did they get COVID? I think a stroke is a small price to pay They shot him up, and then-

26:53 His heart started racing and pounding, and he was freaking out, Yeah. There's that thing. They tell you, wait here for 15 minutes in case you just- Yeah, it's a guy I know from LA. Yeah. Not good. Not good. Yeah. Stroked out on the highway. I don't know. 14 days in. He was wrecked. And then 14 Listen to that word, Delta. I don't know. What about all the people that don't have Omicron?

28:41 Dude, I don't buy any of this shit. Or the best thing you could do is just do nothing. clearly better protected than someone who doesn't have the vaccine right particularly if you're not There's a lot of people that are on Yeah about it on CNN. There's a lot of that. They have that problem too. with some of their contractors intelligence matters, Here it is.

32:00 That's odd. You know, it's unfortunate. Scroll down. I don't even want to fucking read this. Oh, yeah. I think China will be okay. Look at this. There's gotta be some level of like, hey, we're trying to decorate our tree. flied with him 26 fucking times, There's a lot of senators. All these creepy tech guys are nerds. Because this is the end of an empire.

35:19 The people in the background all have masks on. It is a rules for you and not for me video. And they're all wearing nurses' outfits. Is that what the idea is? No, it was beautiful. Like as it goes on, you're like, oh my God, he's gone. press coming out is like she's... Michelle DeSantis? Trump and DeSantis. Together. They have to make a super team. It's the only way they win. Let's go champ. They'll win. And then who's on the Republican side? DeSantis? Trump and DeSantis.

37:54 If Michelle Obama, I really believe if Michelle Obama runs, she wins. She's the wife of the best president that we have had in our lifetime in terms of a I think we're, I think, God willing, we're on the other end of that. And those people are unhappy. Not enough people, though. you get dirty. That was the way described like what's going on with crime in Los

40:14 was asked to respond to LA Look, I'm going to, you know, my dad used to say that when you wrestle with a pig, you both get muddy and the pig likes it. And he's saying this about the L.A. sheriff. This effete wine merchant. I thought he tried to run her over. talked about it like it was a car. No. Not even remotely. Right. And it's almost like someone's

42:33 Well, she called for a state of emergency that's going to allow them to set up treatment centers, to clean up the streets. It's not smart. You should have them. They should be accountable. So they should be subject to the same laws that they you know, this is what happens when you get rid of because they're unaccountable. Yeah, none of this is a good idea.

45:08 house, who are you going to call? Promenade? Yeah. They put right before our eyes over two years they're all going up. where people are you know we all want a respectable relationship with law enforcement. is you go okay you can't have a society where you go, Punch a Nazi, you get to decide who's a Nazi. I don't know. And we also, at this point, the people that are running for things at this point in our

48:34 crazy people, the guys like, let's all get AR-15s and sit in the living room. They're sitting on a very tiny couch. They don't care anymore. Not one person has their finger on the trigger. And then- the art of politics is some level of compromise. Everything's white supremacy. and makes them go you know what i'm gonna go with the guy sitting with the gun thanks i'll go with

51:29 matt gates q anon as well probably marjorie taylor green is hardcore she was like they make all these Should they stop congresspeople or members of doing any kind of trading, She's a criminal, Chuck Schumer, all these people, yeah. And she's just like, you know, listen, I don't, I don't, I don't know anything about the build give me five million a year instead

53:21 Megyn Kelly's out, I'm in. They all do. office uh at geico what if these people are not qualified to do anything it wasn't the choice which anyone can, I think I can Fine. that she won't pass the bill what was that the bill back better bill yeah but here's the thing I don't know what Build Back Better is. Which the problem with that is that's going to give the government access to your car.

56:12 was not efficient, so you could So you had to go back to the bus and subway and hope that it was working. it becomes some sort of a conglomeration or corporation now you have this thing that is uh We'd like you to use less energy. Yeah. You're going to have a bunch of people that have a vested interest in making. When you find out that regulations are passed and that the people who pass the regulations have relationships with businesses that are going to benefit from these regulations.

59:24 Getting money out of politics is one And they locked him out. Twice. I don't think... He's a And he departed from the orthodoxy on a few major things, the Iraq war and stuff. I think he's a politician. Like he's not a guy that's played ball. He's an old guy that believes in the same things he's believed his entire life. It's a, no, no, no. I mean, are you nuts? Of course there's a better Yeah. No, the kids go down a slide into a furnace. No, no, no.

1:02:17 Go to any hotel now that's just owned by Marriott. So do they go cold turkey? For sure. And they know what you're into now because they can just download porn on your computer. You can do all kinds of stuff. They can do things to your computer, like put porn on your computer. and all of these other billionaires. what the fuck he's doing. And I'm sure he knew a little bit about what was going on.

1:04:06 And his... he knew something, that could help. controlled it very well. They've controlled it very operation. every person knows and at times participated Maxwell faces six charges and as much as 70 years in prison if convicted of all counts. They were being filmed. No, this... I believe He was a conglomerate in the UK. Her sisters are very deep in tech. And, you know, she ran the pedo ring. This in with powerful people. They call them access agents. You're an access. You provide me access to Bill Clinton.

1:08:30 Like if he could have blackmailed Joe Manchin, the act is passed. No. So what do you do? You got to leverage, you got to use leverage to get them to do very brilliant top of their field guys. What? Everything is tech. Yeah, or while he's arrested, like I said. There was an intelligence agency and they wanted to get something passed and you had access to all these scientists, you could compromise the scientists and then say, look, you don't have

1:11:45 Now for who? I'm sure they were like, Jeffrey got a massage. People disappear. They're so ruthless that they got Amazon... That is how you say it, right? I'll be the first show on China's new streaming service. Sometimes there's homeless people, I mean, they took the headline and made it different. They go get them. And Saudi Arabia did that where they locked everyone up in the rich colony.

1:15:12 you go how do you beat them it's how do you be a country that runs like a corporation with one Social credit score system, that kind of shit. systems and things like that. They work in the AR sector No. The Obamas produce it. Is this a union shop? Doing the same thing over and over again. I thought they didn't have to make any sacrifices. as high-tech China

1:19:20 and hiring Americans. Oh, it's Ohio. I'm kidding. He keeps saying that they have the best pizza. New York is the best pizza. you can't get better barbecue in America. How do you get better? You don't get better. The food here is fucking insane. I like how he goes, have you been there? anymore. It's just you and Elon Musk in a Doesn't he like this? And the house is not that nice, by the way.

1:21:58 Listen, I know for a fact he doesn't live there. Right. Do you think he shouldn't live in a nice house on Austin? So while all the while you have all of these other problems and all of these other issues. I mean, he seems to have fun. Do you think he pursues it? Where are the tunnels? likes being No? You wouldn't do it? She had a gig. And so I introduced her at the gig. What was she doing in Vegas? She had a gig.

1:24:33 So weird. It's a good move. I'm kidding. Oh, there you go. It looked a beautiful wedding. I don't know. Me and the wife and Lex Friedman and Whitney. And then once they got her to the thing, they're like, get the fuck out of here. She's like, well, nobody wants to fly because of the vax. I've been out here in Vegas. I'm wide awake Yes That was the only way to get back.

1:27:20 So you just stay. You didn't think about Thank you. I'm just saying. The food is fucking fantastic. Get him to open something Felix. It's very good. Oh, my God. It's good. You want to see pictures? Yes. I'll show pictures. It's great. The food is fucking fantastic. There's room. And it's got a great food culture. And then they have J. Carver's, his new place.

1:28:49 I think there's a lot of room, too, though, for people that are trying to open stuff up Well, this is Miami. Well, don't you think a lot of it has to do with taxes? I think it's coming back where you're going to be able to do that. Why am I going to live in the same old city? Some of them are in Puerto Rico. Yeah. Yeah, it can't happen. You're like, people are friendlier in Texas. I've

1:32:04 Yeah. You know, that- It's going to not be a joke. Sure, but I think that, you know, I've never noticed a But I mean, listen, there's tremendous potential in the city. You get like 400 something people moving here every day is that that owning an estate that is uh a texas or florida Florida is great. and hopefully they get their act together. I think now we're in like a malaise

1:34:44 You go to Nashville and San Francisco You just did San Francisco, right? yes it's funny Like, we were in the cash show, the Tenderloin. But I'm sure that in certain areas you would feel unsafe. That's, I think, the difference. The beach? People have had enough. If you really thought about how much time it takes to bring a city back to where it was before the pandemic.

1:37:27 There's a lot of people who are proud to be from New York, Eric Adams. Right. What was his name again? And there's $850 million missing. misappropriated or lost count of or lost track of an enormous sum of money that the New York mayor gave her for a mental health project. control enormous A minimum of nearly 100 billion There's like some financial harm, too.

1:40:27 by the government, the amount stolen from the pandemic benefits shows the sheer size They're just like, what can we grab? The Biden. Yeah. Smiled, yeah. When this started, people were like, well, we've got've got this thing we're gonna do what we have to do hopefully there'll be a treatment some vaccine whatever it would be Chinese soldiers in hazmat suits with

1:42:54 Yeah, it burns through people. He's never going to go away now. No, but his attitude is, well, this is my whole, you know, my whole life. If I could put you in a Rip Van Winkle capsule and pop you out in six years, what are we seeing? There's people selling pictures of dogs to each other for $80 million online. 100% the way digital art, digital real estate and stuff. But yeah, there's a bubble. Our interest

1:45:12 Yeah. So in terms of when is all of that going to self-correct and how much blood is in the water and how painful that is? Yeah. Is America repeating the licking their chops right now, just going, We need crypto. Buy tickets to your shows with that coin. Okay. What about Dogecoin? It only cost what people are willing to spend but I'm just saying you got to get involved right now because creators I'm telling you

1:48:02 There's a lot of people that I have to pay. It looks like three moons. Can that guy just take that money now? Jesus Christ. Who's going to be the most wealthy? And make a coin? with me and my stuff. That's right. And then you start selling NFTs of things in the studio and you amass all of this money. It's Adderall and Vyvanse. Really? everything else is bad. I think that's the title of the movie.

1:51:29 we can joke around about it, make fun of it, because a lot of it's crazy, right? All of the changes that allow people to crowdsource or crowdfund their own projects, And then you want the process to be repeatable. When you work out once, it hurts. They're hearing you. All of that. So when we open up the comedy club. without knowing much about it, It's a big Google.

1:54:39 And it allows people to have freedom. Bitcoin's 12 seconds versus 10 minutes. Joe, it's not about knowing. It's about a pool so it's paralysis by analysis on my part right is that what's going on i think you're And if people ask you too many specific questions, just say it's an inevitability over and over And don't they predict it will one day go to a million?

1:56:27 Yeah, by next summer, it could be 250K. It's pretty cool. But the ones that I know that want But how is this going to protect us from China? Do you own any digital real estate? I don't understand. You're such a boomer. You need to own's real estate in the metaverse. Like owning, you own it. It's real estate. I don't understand. In 20 years, you're not going to be able to go outside because of the climate.

1:58:30 Where's that money? There's digital land. Hold on. Never forget to pass it. See, it says on sale. I'm so confused. So you can develop a game in your space In the real world and in the metaverse. This is where? Which one could I not afford to be in? of your house what it was I feel like there's Yeah. Like you're protected. many, many metaverses. Oh, for sure.

2:01:36 Just babble. You would, but it wouldn't be going wide open for everybody online. Digitally native. That's a I believe you. So digital real estate's like That's right. That's not the, the average user will be like, you can get in free Facebook. The Sandbox and Sandbox VR. Yeah, a little St. James, like a little pedophile island metaverse. Yeah, read the book. Yeah. It's great.

2:04:39 the fuck I'm talking about. What do you have to earn before you get a Rolls Royce? People are talking about traffic. What do you mean? Will you be an early adopter? I anticipate one day visiting Tim, and Tim is 90 feet tall. Piles of gold, like that dragon in Lord of the Rings. But essentially, this kid wakes up in a room, all screens, I mean, look at Minecraft.

2:07:24 Like what made you realize that this is the slowly? Was there an awakening moment? What made online communities. I think in the same way that a lot of people are overly dismissive of Most people are, you know, that's driving the conversation. the country singer. Oh. But something's got to be done to stop what's happening now, the trend of online censorship

2:09:44 I'm stunned- If that happened out of nowhere. the box because if it wasn't for Outside the Box, I wouldn't have the number one podcast in the world. Right? I'm surprised that you're not all over this stuff already because you've always been the Some of them visionaries. I think I was born too early. They're all 900 pounds, and they're hooked up to tubes to just live.

2:11:09 fuel the tragers. Yeah. I mean, perhaps. sober. This is at Art Basel? I know you are. They didn't swarm me but No, that was my conspiracy, thinking that going to sit down with him because I'm curious Like what? When he goes, you can talk about it or you can be about it, but I do both. I see People have to stop going outside. but I was hoping it would take

2:14:13 maybe or fortunately this is the inevitable reality damn i don't know how to deal with online and that's where NFTs come in it's not only digital art but it's you I should be more open to this because obviously. Yeah, you were definitely wrong about Clubhouse. Anybody can interrupt. than an app, obviously. she's like the queen of Clubhouse. They stole it?

2:16:47 You can do the thing, but no one cares anymore. Right? That was like way bigger than any of her other platforms. She was in to like a couple hundred thousand. Right? That was like way bigger than There'll be everything. Everything that's here, you'd have there. It wouldn't be the same if I saw them in the metaverse. Off the coast of Miami? It's going to be their island too

2:18:26 Can you attack a metaverse? Jeez. That's what I'm saying. Ex-clubhouse icon. Deval and I were on the phone one and then if you had one I think you'd look at Clubhouse and go, what the fuck is this? No, I was caught up, I think, in a pandemic frenzy, an insane thing where you were like, oh, this is fun and cool. I'm like, this is not a- It's a country of rats.

2:20:37 you had a conversation clubhouse they're like yeah and it gives them value as a Comedy is great. it's the best but digitally that you can put out and Do you have physical things? Are you a guy I sold it because of the supply chain. I rented a Suburban. Just get rid of it. It's usually electric stuff. I'd rather have the money to buy property in the digital world.

2:22:58 But I think putting something out online and having people enjoy it from all over the world or whatever is cool. I see what you're saying. the future is digital I'll book some gigs around it It's fun. Yeah. We were going to book people that we could afford by, well, I'll have to get paid. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a different feel when you're listening to them.

2:25:32 That's not, He's really good. Yeah, they were saying there's a tell because he moves his hand. Crypt fake crypto movie of one of these, you know movies. Oh, I need to see this was gonna be made Dad owns a hundred Biddle coins. Listen, Ma, Dad was into something here. I have $17, Timmy. So we did it. then throw it away. So if he's going through that dump,

2:28:54 Well if it's the kind of money that you would Oh, yeah. stuff will change where you'll be maybe be easy to get in them maybe not I don't The time is now. JRE coin? Rogue coin? Well, you... I got 7,500 Bitcoin on a hard drive. I thought his was only worth a half a million. had 700, yeah, mistakenly He needs permission when it was way less. Yeah, they gotta have the password and shit.

2:31:58 And what if a password These questions I don't think are productive or helpful. We fly you right down. Oh, boy. There's no variance. In the metaverse baby That they've already Well that's the hit piece I mean, it's like, no one cares. I haven't read it. I don't know. Or is it just number one? The Real Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, Big Pharma, Bestsellers list.

2:35:41 It's not there. Well, how could it be January 22nd? Hardcover nonfiction. But I wonder why it's not number one on Amazon. It's like somebody's explaining it to me. I think when you do Barnes & Noble and stores like that, the sales count less than they do for independent bookstores. a disease. Is that what he says? Is that? I mean, I don't think he's vaccine... I don't think

2:37:37 But this was all before the pandemic. Exactly. Have you? I've seen a few things I think most people you ever do a Google search That's right. I feel like you sold me a car I thought cash was no good A little bit of the old bloody imperialist money to get lifted off into hyperspace. Yeah. that's a good question this place be run by a consortium of criminals that are at least smart enough to be on the new

2:40:57 obsessing about things you can't control, right? Yeah. but what does that do? Is that what he said? That was a good one. pass wild, crazy fucking bills and not protest. I mean, he's kind of a, you know, trade negotiations. How do you know he summit in Japan. Trump to, he continued. Look, they're paying Absolutely. Do you think maybe that's what happened?

2:44:15 I don't know if it's that high, but- And if people can do that with money, with influence, whatever they do, that's, you got to check people. for something if you really care. you that's right and they compromise you and or they don't even compromise you they just go you The problem is people have taken control of these technological solutions for communication like Twitter or Facebook.

2:46:32 I think you're probably right about that too. Have a cup of coffee. we'll be back out in a few in a few in probably I have antibodies. What made you decide to do American Comedy Company instead of doing a theater down there? San Diego is a great fucking place to be for a few days. Dude, Palm Springs is still the best place. But after you yelled at those lesbians about their Airbnb, are you allowed back?

2:48:57 Everyone's going back to hotels. Why? What happened? It's going to be done soon. Tim Dillon podcast. because here's the thing that's I don't think Well, they punish me for the things I say.