Joe Rogan Experience #1764 — Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. So what are we calling this? It's the podcast. Fucking evil, man. Because he's like, the people at Dunkin' Donuts. But he's hired his brother I don't want a guy who wouldn't hook his brother up. I think it's the way he did it, though, right? messages to the one year to the year to the the one year. To the year. Those were the feds.

2:46 I'm like, okay, that's your baseline. Uh-oh. Whoa! Ari got put down. I saw Nassar and you're like, It was a good combo. They're doing good. Was it Penn State From grief. Yeah, he checked out. And he's like, I just like to go out there and watch the kids afterwards. Joking. Joking. Is he in jail? He got asked to be transferred to a juvenile facility.

5:04 I mean, why wouldn't you do that? Well, one guy did. And then immediately upon release is say hey, say you're a chick. It's a smart move. Why wouldn't you do that? this identity politics has Should be a test. Which one of Sex and the City was a slut? No, one was like very. They were fighting or something. No, you gotta see it. Oh, Christ. What prison do they go to?

6:45 If you want to operate in today's society, what are you scared of, weed? Well, could you please do that? I'll wear off in four hours for that one. So Save Our Parks or Cuddle Party? That's a good name for sex in the city. Fuck queefs. Well you know what we could do Like our text message thread Because you want to call it the cancel crew or something.

8:17 Cancel party. Kuckerberg yeah, Cox is good for woke Oh, yeah, the Anaheim Mighty Cucks. That's right. Yeah. and he's like, that's not going to work. I don't think they're very big. That's a crazy reference. Yeah, see, that's how big they were. You need someone who wasn't fat and then became. You're another hot girl. Look, she can do it. Oh, if they used to be fat and then they started slimming down.

11:09 Not Seth Rogen, the other one. with like being big and didn't like it and felt embarrassed and then finally fucking He looks like hell. Let you know it's not helpful and doesn't feel good. Shane wants to politely let you know. Oh, you did? LASIK wears off? that was the first shot. You said, Shane, could you read that? He said, could you read it in your voice?

13:04 Drastically disagree with what you're saying. You might be right. I'm totally right. I drastically disagree with what you're saying. For example, if your eyes had been corrected for distance when you're younger, when you Presbyopia? You have to look straight forward. They involve bacteria and injections into your eyeballs. And they think they're going to be able to do it

14:30 in your eye? got straight up. Right in the mug. eye. Yeah, yeah. Al-Gaida's not bad. Al-Gaida? But he was in the huts. No, he was just jerking it to kill time in the desert. Some people have broken their dick, but that's from girls riding on it. For a guy with no dick, he's pretty upbeat. Dude, he came through my college filming Dukes tore his urethra in 2007

17:05 Wow. Maybe they fixed his dick. Damn. Let's go back up. It's a good conversation starter when hitting on a girl. fine. Don't you want to buy it? No, he's smart. Sell the second one. Yeah, I was going from behind on a lady. And it hurt, but I was making whoopee. It was over. Ran to the bathroom. That it was just gushing. It was over. Isn't that an interesting story?

20:01 It's like the Wuhan bat. It's just as funny as, it's funnier than eating a bat, but eating a bat's very funny. Like a drowning moth. Yeah, I don't like that. That looks better than oysters. Octopus and shit. You see that octopus teacher documentary? Wasn't he, like, swimming every day trying to fuck an octopus? What? with Peter 24 hours a day Dolphins are crazy horny.

22:42 A guy was going out and fucking a dolphin. They try to drown men That's what happened to Natalie Wood Like Iggy Azalea Not Flipper He strolled into the Lakers Young said. life vest and threw off my little water He was a little friendly, kissing her and stuff. No, no. It's got a good ring to it. Where was that part? They're fucking terrifying, baboons.

25:04 That guy. I would never want to do this so they these these folks they eat everything right? Was it Facebook or Google? Whoa. I didn't like him. He's going to watch this and be pissed. Some of it bothered me. But I think he was like fucking 20 years old when he did that. about his psychology, You don't like to hear that? He's expressive. Also, it doesn't look good, you hating an Asian.

27:21 Oh, no. I was like, all right, let's do it. They're all laughing. He really did. I had to start wearing a cup in jiu-jitsu because someone was passing my guard and he No, no, no. No? You won that. Well, defense won. You hooked up with this lady? Yeah. I treat it like a bloody nose? I wanted to make sure it still worked. I wanted to see if it worked.

29:00 How'd the whack? it was basically like a little chicken abortion Seeing my jockstrap filled with blood, I was like, yikes. You're all good. Blood out of your dick. I did the same with the sliced dong. That's what I did with the jockstrap, you know. And then I had to wear a jockstrap for a month and then go get them taken out. Never? Probably. Just a make out on a couch.

31:18 There was a lot of fighting in college. Morons. Oh, litigation. Yeah, what'd you guys learn in there? Hey, Shane, tell everybody what we were talking about before this, because I can't believe I was just explaining exactly what happened. They're going through right now. Like, you're looking at It's like, you're not supposed to have, like, Drink beer.

33:37 Are these woke kids that are it, I think. Now we're all talking about it. nah which means like no one's even looking at this going no no no no no appeal things and charge for Betty White she died imagine the booster 99, Betty White. Yeah. You think it's like a Vietnam vets chat room. She kept her free of disease. What a Victorian-eating junk refugee.

36:27 She's a liar. But gin-soaked raisins. Cheers, gentlemen. I'm going to stay alcohol-free. how many of them are dead now? Where were you? One beer only and three potato chips. Without her eyes. Oh, fuck. That's actually, dude, for real, that's not far. Their balls get longer. But the problem is, somebody's wiping that ass. a few times, they're working on it and they

39:01 It's coming up, right? February 12th, yeah. back to like 21, 25 years old. We can't have this many people. I'm going to die before it's even... What year do you want to go? Of course. Yeah. Who believes this guy? Click on that link so we can read it. That's not real. Indonesia. They found a coconut that it was scrolled into. Is Krakatoa the super volcano?

41:55 Look at that. Which one was that? Indonesia. Damn. I like your ideas here. Because they call it bullying. And they took you off. He's got big dogs. German shepherds. Because you've had too many wafers. be willing to work with that dog. Did he? Underrated. And the chains would go out to a small dog house. bloodline so it's a champions bloodline so if there's just one dog that was

45:48 I like that. It's in a pit. You're all standing there with money They take the one that died that chicken's a little raptor that were fighting the dogs Bull fighting, at least, though, is a chance to kill you. Yeah, they don't just let them out. I think they tie the sack. It's like a type of bullfighting, but they literally are acrobats who leap over the bulls

47:42 And every now and then the bull wins. Look at this guy. That's a fair fight And he has to really be careful How do you practice this? No, no. They're on the same team. They're amazing. Pull it up. Victimless crime. Oh, that's not good. You're done forever. This is so dumb, man. That was right at where the bottom is. These guys are living it. Bro this is so dumb

50:21 This is not a Those guys are doing it just go over here. from just, Was it worth it? What is this? Oh, Margera. He's standing in while this bull is... Oh, Jesus Christ. Dude, you know... Do you see what the fuck he just said? We don't joke about each other. guy. Those stunt guys are, they're I go, stunt bulls? I go, does that bull know he's a stunt bull?

53:03 What? It was nuts. and she lands completely flat on her back her wind's gone wind is gone Yeah, so she lands Look how far she lands This could have been a horrific injury But this whole show jizz. Sorry. Is it human jizz? Can I say this? This is hot already. The girls drinking the piss got through it first. Oh, I was high as fuck. That guy downed it.

55:55 No problem. Oh, yeah. Dude, this is brutal. Look, it's got all the sugar. This was 2011. We came back for like six episodes, and then it got canceled. it's comfortable that's a big that's a big day thought you were alive that's the biggest Because I did it, I was bored for the first four episodes. Totally. Like when they're about to do something, you can pump them up.

57:58 Just decide that this is what you're going to do. And then it's donkey jizz. In this case, twins would wind up winning the month. I hope those twins are doing well. I heard Jon Bon Jovi. That guy heard it Cause they released it You stuff one in like a bulletproof condom. is being the type of guy Yeah. True. The jealous dolphin's grabbing him, dragging him down because he was hot.

1:00:28 Oh, so hot. He tried to give his Buddhist philosophy to a bloodthirsty group of revenge-hungry New Yorkers. We all need to give love. We don't do that stuff. Yeah, they drink and pretend they're deep. Oscar Wilde, yeah. I'm 25% annoying, which might explain some of the tribulation to Stallone. in the lore. What a dick. It's met on film. It's all about it.

1:02:45 Oh. Has everybody heard this shit about Richard Gere? I go, shit, everybody in the country knows, supposedly. Two of them? and just fucking pissed. What are you talking about? Take it easy, dude. One special is fucking fantastic though. doing a Kennedy depression. Bad, bad, bad. It's a bad company. Jamie, best judgment. Jamie, should. They better hurry up

1:06:01 I love ice. This is why they built it. How are they going to kill the white man if the kid walked with a beer? Shut the fuck up. Wait, wait, wait. Here we go. It's time No, no, no He's got a fucking control panel back there Imagine if it kills the show About camaraderie and guys having fun. Jamie, you gotta get one, dude. America. Wait, I'm doing one?

1:07:41 Oh, weird. Yeah, James wants one. Mine's already falling apart. This is going to go down hard. Peter North, that's hilarious, right? It's not comfortable. Yeah. But it did cure your COVID. No, not at all. out on ice floats. Is that right? They were all eating raw seal. You don't lip it either. Give me 10 minutes, you queefs. No, I saw it. He's missing patches of fur, the whole thing.

1:10:49 Huge donkey dong by the way Did you whack to it later? Where was it? This could be called Boys Town. It didn't look like that. Jimmy Donkey runs this show every Saturday. Yeah. Funneling's better than shotgunning. Too much. What are the odds? on the earth. and we were always just crushing gravity bongs. I like other drugs. Other drugs are great. Because you're a big target.

1:13:11 Now I have been drinking too much. It brings out the evil in you. I blow my weed right at you from now on. Look at my beautiful crystals. When I first started taking Ari, It was great. It just took a little time. Be silly. it doesn't matter this is just fun let's have fun have fun. One time I did 46 at the- He did 46 minutes. I really don't care. Over 20.

1:15:41 No, you didn't. What? I don't know how I did that, and I don't know how to take it off. Better girlfriends. No. is the perfect watch for a first watch. Norman, you can wear the watch. They exploded. No, iPhone's better for telling the time if it's on. Joe left the right and the left. You're a right wing guy. It's dope as fuck. It'll die. Yeah, I look at my watch.

1:18:39 And if they're off three seconds a month, it's a lot. No, no, no. Batteries are better. Whoa. I don't agree with him. I've never heard that. Wait, hold on, Shane. Zero chance you invented that. Goes with the wind. Oh, on your knees is how you should apologize to me. Like a coward. What does that mean? And then I went to the show. What are you talking about?

1:21:16 When Ari got into that Sober October thing. spreading news of it. Yeah, that ain't anything what you were doing. Because, hold on. You can say you don't like his nose. By who? and then I passed by. Yeah. A lot of, Is that the joke? Just every day coming out and be like, ah, we're wearing the same thing again. No, no a minute. It's a documentary about the guy. Kevorkian? No, no, no. He was

1:23:38 Holocaust deniers. But what he did do is say that this one particular area where they were showing him was not as they described it, like a place where they executed people. In the summer in human history, but the point is this like if this guy That's what I would ask. What is harder scientifically to be, to ignore? the wrong... Well, flat earther because you could be like, I've never seen

1:26:01 they think that. Okay. A couple But even if it's what they say, even if they say it was like 20,000, maybe they say 200, If you ever figure out how to other people, Yeah. It was impressive or it didn't happen. You're less racist if you're a denier. You can't deny it. But. You can't deny it. Oh, that they killed. But gay people were the biggest numbers.

1:27:51 Catholics are good boys. They never touched the Catholics. You guys want to talk history? You're saying a thousand dudes who died in the Oh, total people. Gypsies. By like 10 times. Russians? Look it right here. Soviet civilians, around 7 million. Wow. It's like 20. 20 million? That's just during World War II. Look at right here. Wow. People with disabilities living in institutions up to 250,000.

1:29:44 What if you're a Jewish gay? People were batshit mad. That shit was 80 years ago. And Mao put up 50. They were talking about when Hitler was going to talk to Mussolini, They injected cocaine into him, apparently. is I don't this might not be real so there was no broadcast. The microphone changed. True That has a microphone What does that mean? Take that, take that.

1:32:45 Really? Guys with small dicks do work hard. You're thinking of... Yeah, I had it, Jamie. So it's in formaldehyde. Imagine how big that hog is. That does look like a root. 12 inches soft. Somebody was like, I'm the czar, dude. Bonnie M. It's a bad- Stop complimenting yourself. Yeah. Yeah, it's engorged. Like they stuck like a fucking Sharpie in there or something.

1:35:55 Yeah, yeah. and just any old fucking moron off the street can trick them. You've got beads in your beard. Read it. Bragging about, talking about. Did they teach you nothing at Jew high school? Okay. would get a small piece cup of rhino horn tea. you're living on top of the world. It's not a normal thing. So they sit down, and protected species, as you say.

1:38:59 have to have about an anonymous place in China where they're serving gorilla. It's hard. Isn't that weird? But if you said it for a while, it was a real fucking problem. Sorry, buddy. Yeah, but just go, okay, hey, turns out we were wrong, everybody. But if you say it too soon, people get mad at you instead of just examining it. You're fucking pissing me off.

1:40:58 I'm getting fucking nicotine. Stop pretending you like cigars. Come on, I love cigars. Oh, yeah, he't like cigars? You want one? Ari wants one. Yeah, if you guys do them. Stop pretending you like cigars. All right, you talked me into it. Dr. Fauci. There you go. I had so many fucking good cigars. So we got a show tonight, huh? Yes. That's my favorite. I like those. Labia. I don't want a cigar yet. I had so many fucking good cigars.

1:41:52 Tom Segura. 100%. Not according to them. That white one is a lighter, too. How many fucking people that are Jewish It's a good point. You've like combined Woody Allen It's going to be an issue. No, no. Nicotine is? No, it's definitely bad. Thank you, dude. flow of blood to the heart, to a fucking heart attack. I know, I know, I know. Let me switch some letters in there.

1:45:29 Are you guys talking about... Enhancement of performance and protection against Parkinson's, Tourette's, Alzheimer's. What's negative reinforcement? Like positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement? It would be horrible or amazing. Are we talking about nicotine now? Get them already. You're too smart. I do. You would like those. What are you doing Ari

1:47:54 It's like It's like let let's go. Oscom. Shane's against nickname. Shane. How about we call the group is gay. Shane's against Nickname. $183 billion? Well, he He's having fun. Isn't that funny? What are you supposed to do when you have $183 billion? Somebody, I think, tweeted. Yeah, I have like 40 bucks and I'm getting fucked up. I was doing better than Bezos when it came to snitch.

1:49:37 Who is Lauren Sanchez? Yeah, he's jacked. You quit Amazon. He got out. No, see, it's a disco party. Free suicide? Yeah, what else is he going to do? What's that? Come on. Did he? There you go. No. You wake up, you're like, where the fuck am I? Come on, buddy. No, you're not turning it around. It wasn't great. You ever see one of those cats? That looks like Ari after a shower.

1:52:55 Those cats are like, my food's too dry. Why cats? Big fucking sturdy instrument. was that at one point in time, eat cows. But it totally makes sense They don't know what they were taking. Man, how nice was a good hog? After a bar. You roll over, The smell was different. More of the folds. They're generous. I'm the guy who does it. Nope. I looked like Brad Williams.

1:56:10 It feels like to be Kevin Hart. Look at that picture. I'm telling you, dude, True story. And did what they did on purpose? True story. That's true. But you won't be funny if you're buff. Gronk's not funny. Nick DiPaolo in the 80s, Oh, yeah. It borders gay. where it's like color coordinated. He's got a good show, a cooking show. was famous, if you get high and sit in the back of the OR and no one's around, so you're

1:58:51 What is this on? Not doing great. That's another thing. Fuck. That's very American. Neither one of other part? Irish? Irish. Yeah. That's very funny. That's very American. And those are the ones throughout history. Slapsy Maxie. He was, like, a real days. might have taken a dive because if you you see when he goes down he kind of like holding his in the first fight,

2:01:27 Wow. That's why He licked the guy, right? Yes. The fight was still going on. Oh, gross. No, that's a touch. Hard to say. That's an even bigger loss. If you did that, you would win. I wonder if there's a rule. I don't know Oh, yeah, for sure. I've seen those. He might have been lighter than that. Great look. They go to St. Louis, beat someone up. Yeah, that would be in the UFC.

2:04:38 Damn. William Harrison, Jack Dempsey. Yeah. I don't like that. Yeah, this is fine. Well, the weight, too. Look how small these gloves are. And Mike Tyson patterned a lot of his attitude about fighting from Jack Dempsey. Great head of hair. That would be fun. It would be strange, Mass media? If you know about 2022, just imagine if you know what's going to happen in 2022, and then

2:07:20 You don't have a fucking clue about World War II. The Astros cheated? There was a rumor that they had a fucking Morse code ticker taped to their thigh or up here. So the catcher decides or the catcher suggests. This was our year. Aren't you from Maryland? Oh, okay. There is a part of baseball that's cool, because people are reading their lips. This guy was running

2:09:35 on him. 1,200 retweets. Yeah, you weren't like a non-MLB Whoa, really? Right there. You like Rob Lowe. Thank you, sir. Is there any ice left in that? You know Trump didn't even fucking bang any of the kids. Are you going to get his son on the pod, Junior? I don't know who that is. My buddy, the Archer. No. Could ONA ever get together again? I think, I think it would work out.

2:12:50 I would like to see other comics on there. Okay. He was good in the Catskills. All me. That guy was a piece of shit. So easy. I've never thought about it. Yeah. Every show. The stand-up sucked on Seinfeld. Louis was good. Well, to it the stand-up sucked on sign my fucking asshole husband? Yeah. But Joey in the parking lot could always do that. You don't always have to be doing great on stage.

2:15:56 I've never seen anybody go from bombing a lot to murdering every time. But it's like universal. And I've seen everybody murder. He would host at the store for over mic night on potluck. off on somebody and he goes, next up, Machinowicz. he would go on stage like a he felt the groove. He just right now. Well, podcasts is a good thing for him. Somebody should film him secretly so you can capture that moment.

2:18:35 Like, he makes you realize, like, the bare minimum of the amount of words you need to say because sometimes you don't think about i hate those guys with the spiky head they look like uh they're giving you a blow job and you He never comes to New York. and I think he's enjoying just being in New Jersey and just relaxing. But then when we went down there, I'm like, oh, my God, he's the king of New Jersey.

2:20:33 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, Artie Lange's been clean for a long time now, right? But he's been sober for a while. guy in conversation I've ever met. Cumia's show. shut the fuck up. Yeah. It's also, it's so dumb. You say that, but there's a lot of funny guys that are super selfish, too. Right. Yeah. He was tweeting. That's hilarious. Yeah, I was a host of Mad TV one.

2:23:23 Whoa. How dare you? Hopefully. Like, he was always, like, from jump, from meeting him. When you run into a real comic on a set, it's so fun. He's like, oh, who is this guy? Dorks don't do heroin. Ari can play some pool. dude, you actually know how to play. What? Yeah, there you go. You live in the city? That's what I like. They got hopes and dreams. They haven't turned

2:26:13 No. Just get, go stop, stop. And I don't mean damn, that's a fucking something. He they. We're not even talking about that. He-Man. The only way it makes... Is it possible he's just a really nice guy? Is that possible? So much variety in humans. No one's accepting transracial. Can I get that lighter? We have water. I didn't know you had a spare agua.

2:29:03 Oh, well, then they're doing it right. Mexico, yeah. You're Jewish. Who would play one on TV if I was a better actor? Your name could be Dr. Shaffir nor myself are doctors. I'm not a doctor. Why? You're Jewish. See, here's the thing. They talk about all kinds of stuff. 56%. A little more than half. I hear Mexico City is awesome. So cool. No, Mexican Mexican, but they do have that upscale like we're better than you.

2:30:49 Yeah I was there for the UFC a couple times fucking lanes. It's wild. It's wild to watch. congestion in the world. So those people, there's no need to have a fast car in Mexico. that happens when you go to uh certain places like uh certain parts of the world you see all Yeah, it's like overwhelming like the amount is almost like half the cars on the road annoying L.A., they have expensive cars. A lot of expensive cars. L.A. has little. It's overwhelming.

2:32:35 Shout out to the Chevy Cruze. Those hybrid ones are the way to go, right? Probably higher than that. If things continue to go well for me, I'm going to get a Honda Accord. Did you just curse him? Your dad was the iceberg. The iceberg was Jewish. Because it was the iceberg I don't know They had a love of science. Right after the mistrial. Possible. Or did they have some weird friendship?

2:35:00 What a crazy, crazy story. Get that golden retriever. That's not. He was staying at her cabin. But wasn't he American? And who gave him the island? Israel? Yes. Yeah, they would get famous people to go to their house. She's on the list. Hey, we're not making jokes like that. inside a safe. I'll tell you what, that almost makes him happy that the guy's dead.

2:37:35 Dead men tell no tales. Anybody who donates to charity is fucked up. When you met him 10 years ago, he was convicted of soliciting prostitution from minors. No, nothing new there. He's listening to his publicist, Ari talked over it. You were trying to shush you Please keep it in. He's like, well, he died. Imagine if you go on PBS and they start fucking hitting you with questions.

2:40:08 Did he do that? Yeah. The whole country just had to sit there like, yeah, I guess. A mogul. Cans. The murky life and death of Robert Maxwell. and he was found naked in the Mediterranean or something like that. She was something. The boat was named after Ghislaine, here. With Elizabeth Taylor. Wow. Wow. Wow. They would say Ghislaine If you went 10 years ago and talked to someone and said,

2:42:27 because they donated money to this guy 17 year old girls on an island. You better donate. who the fuck knows? Temple? You see the owl up there? Moloch, the owl god. Yo. He went too long on his show. Tim Dillon's an expert on this. But it's just a real thing that happened. Yeah, you were. That's what they say. I've heard the guy. You're doing the right thing.

2:45:11 They say there's no basement. thing about QAnon is they hate pedophilia mm-hmm everybody gives them these conversations with people So it's a troll farm. posting. They're going to give them heat. Look at that lady. And they say extreme things. rallies. And they would put them at the same place. It's a fake account. This guy's an asshole. Kevin Hart meme.

2:48:25 Damn. Nothing to do Father's Day. Damn. So what's the benefit of creating the fights? I had H.R. McMaster on. club. But he was discussing how What's the appeal? That's the guy running shit, and then Xi Jinping is rolling shit over there. An African American page. They're not connected. of the African American pages. are getting all their, about everything.

2:51:13 there's a few instances they know the agency it's called the internet research agency it's in russia Well played, Russia. Oh, everyone's talking about this. So they're literally engineering arguments. Fake. It's legit. All those other ones They're just finding these people. Is number one That's real You gotta hand it to them What's that? It was amazing.

2:53:36 That's not good. And they're gonna you're gonna be able to instantly access the fucking blueprints for the building I like the faith. We'll find psychedelic comedy. Too busy. Or do you think... Like Cold War. Sorry. I mean, if you have some people that are old that are president. Ari? Like how many people were involved in like Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

2:55:44 Oppenheimer said he was ruined mentally after the bomb. That's heavy. That saved lives. to get away from the blast. Yeah. I thought it was like two people and that's it. You look brutal. 20 years. That was probably Because they filmed it Wait I said 012. 1895. So ten years later they were up in the fucking plane dropping shit out They were dropping spikes in World War I

2:58:27 Nuclear bombs out of a plane Right away That's making them 1913 is the first time they dropped bombs. Look at that plane that they did it with. He's a popular part of this podcast. They got a scarf and that's it. Their face was out there in the wind. Look at that. Ow. They had a bucket of bombs. Oh, my God. the Italian naval fleet. It's just the armor that he had on

3:01:13 Oh, my God. Oh, damn. Yeah, Waterloo was, I mean, that was insane. Underarmor. Is that a photo? Yeah, they would. Just a ball. It didn't blow up the ball. Yeah, it did. It just hits hard. Yeah. And it launches a ball of lead through people. Just a ball. shotgun. still is that's a that's a claymore now I was listening that's what they use Oh, yeah. All I think is back then,

3:03:28 Look at that image. Of course it's from a movie, dude. It's the dumbest way to fight ever. Is that what that is? Watch this. He was a hunk. A lot of boosters. I think he was the best one. Yeah. He looks like the mask. No, it's the penguin. Oh, with some crazy suit on? He is a hunk, dude. Yeah As have I Oh it's so wild I can't wait. Can you be cool?

3:06:26 He could if he wanted to. and he was over doing physics? He didn't seem like a real person. That's what I'm saying. Now, click on that link. What's this proportional penis I've been hearing about? Yeah, right there, the middle right there. The only real superhero in Watchmen. Yeah. A lot of these guys move really fast. It's really, really ridiculous.

3:08:23 No, no, no. It's so dark. It's like one of the guys Got it. RoboCop is fucking dark. Total recall was fucked up. You would lick all the tits. It's kind of like the video you sent in the group text This is a classic internet video. I don't know that. I'm trying to find the right video so I don't get the wrong one. He has two sticks. What's happening here?

3:10:27 J-Mo didn't sign up for this. Hey, I love a funny video. I'm confused confused person get a resolution i don't understand you see when you go like that Oh, that's mental illness. Who's the boogeyman? on and I'm weird whoa I'm from Humberside I'm sorry if I made a fool of Now it looks like New York Manhattan. I don't know. Oh, wait a second. That's a real joke. I'm not going to raise my voice

3:13:42 That lady was in the pocket as an interviewer, letting him make a fool of himself, the cameraman eventually. Yeah, you would never think he's insane. You know what I don't like about Austin It was insane. Yeah. You can change a tire quick, right? He's got the best baby back ribs. You could change a tire quick, right? I think she was like, don't hurt me.

3:15:48 He's the fattest. And I want you to count your blessings right now. BLMs. Plus there's some meth on the bathroom. Yeah, we're both high. Yeah, we got I'm waiting. You think all three of us? There's not hope. if you're like, And we could not take them? knew we were going to lose a couple of us, we couldn't take him? real. Yeah. We would have to Should we do dates? What should we do?

3:18:50 I got the neck. The joke was going to be we were obviously going to hang you out to dry. He didn't even move his hands. Shut your mouth hole. He's lost a lot of weight because he's shredded now. Look at what he looks like now. Thank you for your first statement. You're dumber than you think. I'm confused. Lewis Gomez could take him. Yeah. Those are 12, 16 ounces.

3:20:50 He didn't know what to do. We'd have to be surprised at that. Listen, if Tyson Fury lost that fight, you would go to Tyson Fury and go, you owe me Why doesn't he make an effort? Yeah. Really? Yeah. They're going to get COVID. The baddest guy that's ever lived, he's got super fat. You know what I don't like is your disdain for overweight people. They should die. Really?

3:22:06 Where's Tyson Fury from? That guy is so good. singing to... and he's like, if you don't know, now you know, and he says it. He's a huge, huge guy. Bare-knuckle. It's not Brad Pitt's shredded ass. I'll knuckle him up inside a horn round. You fucking... Happens all the time, man. What's this? There's a rivalry. Yeah. Leave me alone. Yep. It's fucking hilarious.

3:25:53 Look at him. What is he saying it weighs? And each once again, a free to fight. Beating the fuck out of dudes They're so angry That's hilarious. So they must watch Tyson Fury and go nuts. Does he still fight the Gypsy fights? That was him when he was young and handsome. Well, I thank Mick for that. but I'm here to back him up. He was saying some wild stuff.

3:28:40 It's a normal thing. It's a fucked up way to make a living What time's the show? No, because this is gonna make a video, you fucking idiot. I bet I can take this. Save it for later. Open it up, but don't throw it at me or anything. Like a freight train. Waking people up when they're knocked out. Three, two, one. You blew your fucking neck out. Bigger nose.

3:31:10 Than we smell you do you think? I don't know It stinks so bad. You didn't get in there. It wakes you up. Right? his name, Jamie? The devil. Bro, this stuff is, it wakes you right the fuck up. How exciting. I have a feeling We had a couple go. Yeah. Should we name it like it's a podcast? I can drive. We'll just call it episode two. There we go, Tampa.

3:34:05 Nice Sold out We are gonna add another one Oh, yeah. February 21st? Sold out. This is next week. That's Francis Ngannou and Cyril Ghosn, too. That signifies All right, who's this? That's through the 15th You know that West Nyack Good night, everybody.