Joe Rogan Experience #1773 — Akaash Singh Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. You just have to stay offline. Because I think comedians have for years done this immature thing where it's like, we don't Yes. she defended Can I tell you the tricky thing about not being black or white in this country? it's like sneakers and rap music and a lot of young kids talk in that sort of jargon. You can't have a fake southern accent like if I moved from California to Texas and all sudden I started putting on a certain

2:53 Oh, you love it, but it's just not Texas. I'm telling you, it's got the fucking rodeo. No, but I am doing an arena there, and I sold it out in like an hour. It's an interesting place to be because they're really different. I've lived in Houston as well. What is Austin? that the mayor had decided, like, enough is enough. I know her. if you built on that base, then you can't.

5:12 You're fucked. She played. But everybody feels like they do. have to peel away every layer to find who the real me is. I was a completely different person 15 years Oh, I was Chris Rock in a small Indian body. I guess I was like a year in a comedy, And we sound a little bit similar, I'm sure, Yeah, 100%. if it's word for word No two people was a lady that was saying you can never joke about certain things and he's making

8:52 And Patrice, or maybe Patrice was of all time, but he said Patrice, his favorite thing was watching people try to intellectually debate him. They're just trying to be funny. Yes. Yes. I'm going to walk out of here being like, I appreciate it. talk to a therapist but you're not fucking oppressed and that's what i thought canceling Yeah, yeah, yeah. does accents well. You're allowed

11:44 Yes, dude. It's so funny. What, that's so fucking funny. Are you for Scuba? Yeah. Yes, dude. But wasn't he in a sitcom? this is the most three-dimensional supporting character on that entire show. gains a business, has kids, becomes a father. So like, I love that story. That's a beautiful story. He came to this country in search of a better life. to play a part but if you play a part that should go to like a marginalized group like you're not

14:09 Yeah, I can't believe I can't remember his name because we've talked about this before if you are a living human being putting on makeup So, Chinese-American detective the guy who played Charlie Chan The guy They probably more likely didn't care in the 60s Yeah, that's... Of course, and that's fucked. But we have course. Couldn't be the main dude. Of course.

15:55 Have you ever seen that? Khan. Genghis Khan, the greatest happened. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. I mean, he would put bodies on It's literally the best podcast out there. If you're just dumber, then people will be like, oh, this guy's a comedian just talking. One got taken down. Starring John Wayne. Like you Because you age like shit also. She's into it.

18:25 A white guy and a white lady. I don't know, but not John Wayne. We look at that now and we're like, That's true. movie that was years later that 2007, yeah. But, yeah, certain things are fucked and certain things are not not and I think a lot of the shit that we're apologizing Yeah. fucked up, if the joke is fucked and then I don't think Why are you friends with Ari? I'm like, he's the best. That He needs to sit on the bench sometimes. Why are you friends with Ari?

21:10 Because he hits some bricks. and every now and then art form. 100%. You have to take the risk and you have to, as a society,'s not a thing you do with a net. It's a dangerous art form. Yeah. Yeah. Just warm to everybody. And they want to, like, cancel a person because they think that that person is foul. Yeah. That's why they're not successful. Like, jealousy only hurts you and doesn't hurt.

24:01 Mark Twain. Ravikant. Because if that is, that would be a weird choice. I have eyes on my own paper and the focus that I put on other people is to elevate. I want to help them do well. Yeah. Like, she's got some jokes that hit, I mean, news radio was what, 96 or something like that? And I was unreasonably successful very early. Purely white privilege.

26:45 development deals because they wanted everybody to be the next Seinfeld or the next Roseanne And so I got a development deal. I did that for both of those for years. It made sense. I was like, I can fucking do that. All I remember was one of the hardest guys to ever work with and I'd be like, fuck! Oh, yes, and he's having them do the most ruthless shit like cut his lawn with scissors

29:45 Relatively speaking. The stakes feel low probably. So I would gravitate towards things that had like low percentage outcomes of success. He's a legitimate engineer. want to have a son who's a lawyer they want to have a son who's a successful that happen but your parents did they know about russell they did after and then they were like be We were at a casino in Vegas, and we're there for the fights.

32:35 I've heard that story with multiple people. I trust their instinct. No. Love Sagar. I texted Russell It's unbelievable. on different sides of the political spectrum It's really an amazing, amazing show. I just say, you know what, it's all bullshit, And then you guys figure it out. And I very much intend on showing my son or daughter this is how a man acts.

35:07 how do I give my kids... There's a line, That's a great line. Yeah. that's a great line yeah it's a Yes. Fucking hate it. All that stuff's good, too. Like they wouldn't put him on these shows and Netflix and what have you. And we were both getting overlooked. He's such a fucking good guy, Well, And all the people that he does stand up with like you feel it.

38:10 Just sat down. You're doing your thing. Love it. Easy premise drives me the craziest, I'm not saying actually you have no place in comedy, That's crazy. something that you would laugh at. Yeah. That's the most painful part of comedy. I watched, I think it was Patrice O'Neill's entire HBO half hour. And I think that's part of why we can do crowd work so comfortably is one, we came up in the place where you had to do it.

41:26 Dude, I studied it like this is, I'm going to make this scientific. I think it's more important for a guy like you or a guy like me, Like Jim Norton's like that. human being. you still need to study it. like you watch one Chris Rock special and then one George Carlin special, you know, Also, watching Chris Tucker in Money Talks. and that's a thing that like no one can teach you how to do comedy but it would it's it's kind of

43:50 They can teach you how to sing. but I think Maz Jabrani took a comedy class And then they have to figure it out. Yeah. And that would be a great service. them bluntly and i'd be like that's what patrice does no it's not if you watch patrice, like I remember watching elephant in the room and he has that joke about, you can tell how, So now he's removing himself from the ass.

46:29 And also, there's a sort of an underlying thing where he's not really going to look for you. he's just, but that's where it's cool. Andrew swears by it. He was doing some regular gigs I'm coming down But I heard everybody He said it's just so authentic. They let guys like us like whether it's Patrice or Joey or anybody So funny. I mean, the guy jokes about tables.

49:00 I'm funny. So good. Let's try for that. But they think that's what it is. that funny he was so powerful it was so strong that set was just dynamite man yeah boom yeah He's going to be there and not there. how much cocaine was that motherfucker on? That's such a great line. But it's such a cocaine thought, too. Yeah, dude. That's such a great line. There's no right way.

51:47 This is my first special, yeah. I did a few weekends before. I grew so much, I felt like. Yeah, it's longer than 15 Yeah, it just stacks hours and reps. night there's a benefit to that but there's also a benefit to a long spot where you settle in to me in a pilot. Pilot didn't go. But everybody told me when the pilot is done, you're going to have I don't know.

54:48 I was telling him, I was like, I hope that doesn't bother you because you are in the best position a human being can be in. So those guys, like he started a podcast. He's going to be here this weekend. He's dude. in the world yeah years yeah for years like people don't understand like i mean he does well in Yeah. levels of I don't even know if I want to get there but he got there without the industry you

56:53 when they took over Afghanistan who was critical of the Taliban. There's no evidence that it happened. But just the hearsay was enough and they relented to pressure oh my god so that's where i'm talking to like the the people here the Yeah. Manawar Faruqi. I believe him. I don't, I think it said he called her a bitch Who is Sita Ma? of protections of free speech it's supposed to be a democracy it's

1:00:10 where there's active suppression. the intruder was referring not to a joke oh it's about a song fruity had made but one he'd He says, I myself haven't returned home for 14 years. Dude, it's crazy. And I don't have a solution to it. In real Texas. Real Texas. no, it's good. I needed to know about that story. I have a friend who's an Afghani journalist

1:03:04 better known for posting humorous videos online I've been so busy editing this special that I haven't had time to watch the full video yet. texas yeah dude you're just in the lap of luxury in fake Texas. But it says plant-based and it says, That's false advertising. I'm trying to take my guys, Kevin and Thushar, air because i ruined them okay yeah all right i'll text you after but there's a lot of good

1:05:57 But there's something about that that's kind of romantic. Like, hey, let's go have a drink. somewhere around there ellis ballard this dude give me some volume. So we just show up. There's maybe like 10 fucking people in this bar. I hate them, Joe. Doesn't bother me at all. I know. one guys wear a suit the other guys wearing like a whole overall yeah the

1:07:54 But you're in Texas. Well, that's like liberals. it's the equivalent of out there make you feel better Who had a farm in Whitesboro Their music off or whatever you like Now I'm going deep into the Akash mindset. It's the same spot they made the Blink-182 video. Okay, this is real country music. Listen to this. Yeah, wait, give it a second. And he's in prison singing this

1:11:37 No, I fuck with this Yeah. Well, the problem is, man, wild bitches are going to be wild. Wow. I mean, we didn't wait until marriage, I'm like, hmm, I have, Where she and I didn't meet Dude, that's haunting. That's haunting. You don't got to be this guy all the time. I went to the Johnny Cash Museum in Nashville. I'm a hip hop and Bollywood kid, frankly.

1:15:24 Um, I don't not really familiar you get familiar do it. Yeah, it's a fun It's just You know You like Rascal Flatts? Um I don't With a fucking cowboy hat I would look ridiculous Yeah No, he does it everywhere. You feel like an outfit he wears now. He goes, there's something about the way I dress now. I'm telling you, man. I'm going to talk to this. You know?

1:16:56 I remember listening to your Andrew episode. Just get a flip phone. But I mean, I have someone who reaches out to certain people, but I put it all on my I can make videos with this. I just avoid all the distractions and all the bullshit. shit on ted cruz a lot did, dude, him going to Cancun the money to go to Cancun for a week Stay there. Oh, that's a big.

1:18:51 He's looking out the window, starving to death. Nothing good is going to come from whatever happens. Are you ever a former politician? Yeah, yeah, yeah. by hand, like all the states Is he just autistic? By mind. It's wild, dude. No, but it's easier for me to write off than to actually be impressed. Come on, man. That's impressive as fuck. Come on, son.

1:21:24 He's doing it off the top of his head. on. Garcetti said he held his breath. This is crazy. You know. And we know that that has a major effect on health outcomes. There's dietary choices you can do that can mitigate it. And workouts don't have to be, you don't have to do CrossFit workouts the day. And he would walk around the booth like a song was like three minutes on and he would walk around

1:24:19 getting a big mac instead of your subway normally you You fucked children. Yeah. How old were they? Do you think that when they were a teenager, something is frozen in their emotional development? to like them. I'm playing real pop psychiatrist here, so If they don't get like acceptance their father or whatever, they get stuck I'm just talking out of my ass, but it makes a little sense.

1:26:00 Yeah. How could she not tell people? No. Because that's crazy. Yeah, we had two teachers that went to jail, I think, for that. The subject of schoolgirl fantasies. We're like retroactively canceling all kinds of shit, and these guys are like, yeah, but you know. Fuck me, that's rough. And they would write these songs about that, whereas no one would write a song about that today.

1:28:23 I'm just saying, don't stand so close to me. But the crazy thing is Like if it's the opposite An affair with his high school teacher Like 13, 12, 11, that kid is fucked. But it depends on what the woman looks like. Right. Mary Kay Letourneau, not bad looking. You can't tame a wild bitch. If you're all doing coke together and she fucks everyone you know

1:30:43 No 100% Yes. You don't have options. There you go. Fuck you talking about? That's a wild animal. Yeah. She's a wild bitch're like, sit, lie down. He'd be like, uh-uh. I'm not lying down. What the fuck are you talking about? You got to let her be her. like New York. Andrew moved us back there You're not you don't have anything to react against in New York

1:32:30 I'm doing so much stuff but for him, clean up crime-wise. They need these jobs open. That's because politicians aren't real jobs. Comedy, not a high skill job. It's hard. Oh, it's a high skill So there are high-skilled jobs. There are low-skilled jobs. Comedy, not a high-skilled job. Yeah. the comics we like we're drawn to those and those are the great comics But if you just want to be proficient at comedy you can be the fucking clapper comic you can be the zany comic

1:34:47 between the way they see the world and you're like, And I obviously won't say his name, but I'm like, wow,'m just kidding no the guy doesn't like me so i could but uh yeah why doesn't he like you i don't know he told he thinks um trying to diminish someone and he probably sees you climbing up and doing well and getting respect with t-shirts he always had something to sell that's so funny he's nice though he was always

1:37:05 Like he had some good jokes, made me laugh. Why homeless then? Because he was crazy he was crazy ah there you go or he is crazy yeah i hope he's still okay but he's you Pretty functional. For sure stay away from edibles many milligrams i ate half i didn't feel anything the next day i ate a whole one i felt fine until Edibles are wild. it's processed by your liver,

1:39:23 I had this communication with them. Well, they were playing with the boat, and I realized these dolphins on a boat once. What were they saying? I had this communication with them. But because I was so high, I would make eye contact with them They kill babies to force the female to breed again. I think it's for like six years while she's raising the dolphin cub.

1:40:34 It might be my kid. Meaning our sperm is very cheap. So that's why we try to fuck everything and women's eggs are very rare and valuable So that's why they hold on to them So that drives all of evolution. tricked their body into thinking, I got to stop gotta stop this laird coffee is so good but the problem is it coats my fucking throat with this you have some neuro gum buddy turmeric and um you want that thank you

1:42:00 and then by doing that, it also confuses a woman like her choices in life. It changes the people have acne problems they put them on birth control I I've heard of one called spironolactone I think it's also used to stop hair growth. to rely on a man I'm on the pill. it's a tough game. Oh, that's fucked. It kills everybody. we're just finding equilibrium.

1:44:18 the industry didn't really want to give me anything. views find me a comedy special that got six million views about any of the woke stuff right it is it just doesn't have And that's funny, but it's funny because he's always an asshole. You just feel like it's more real, so it hurts you. Never laughing. I'll feel the men laugh and the women laugh You don't get that.

1:46:27 Or they have podcasts that suck. and social media. Everybody thinks their opinion Let's take a guess. I would guess hundreds of thousands. I don't know if they have it in America. Do it. They did three episodes and tuned out. I have my own cigars. Can't do it at all? but it is my body. No, thank you. That's a good question. They start out woke and then they get burned.

1:48:53 they're reasonable hey why can't we be reasonable bro you've made your bed now lie in that bitch I'll criticize some comics here and there or whatever. that's when I criticize other people the most. Right. Because I don't like this, but I don't and I realized it was just insecurity. And you know though, another step that's really important is learning how to laugh at comedy again.

1:51:10 I was like that's great hysterically laughing. That's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, you got to be a fan still Yeah. Yeah. worked on this special with and i try to make sure they do as much of the same shit as i can lonely. I would get in way more trouble. Like it's so easy for me to stay out of trouble with my When I used to go on the road and I would just work

1:53:12 and you become friends with them. This is fucked up, but I don't even want to take, Like there's a positive risk. Like you might risk meeting someone really cool. Like there's a benefit to it, Kate McKinnon. Yeah. The hang is half the fun, but if you're hanging with somebody you can't hang with, you got to block it out. way to do it yeah yeah tour bus i hate flying i would love to have a tour bus me and my homies

1:55:11 He was in a limo, right? He's looking for another accident? How much did he make off of that? I mean, this guy almost killed you. God bless him. Yeah, since the lawyer denies it, Yeah. I've always been so happy for him, everything he got. living room like episodes on a computer just to see how it would go really and then yeah and then Alex came on.

1:57:22 Oh, it was the best, dude. it's gotta be not just his decision. Yo, hey. That's the thing is Ari said the wokesters aren't really from New York. That's where I live. Yeah. My hope is to break even. zone, a home base she's getting a master's in business and I make a phone call. I've done this. What's that lump on your face, man? There's a friend of mine died years ago and all of us online decided to grow our beards

2:01:22 and you go into heat stroke, But it's not the best for comedy. I only had a couple gray hairs there back in the day because I was 39 at the time, I believe. It'd be mostly gray. Yeah, yeah. Well, you start thinking about it, like, oh, my God, I'm dying. That's rough. Yeah, like, late 20s. It was brutal. But back then, nothing. You can get fake tits.

2:03:35 Lips are not that color. That's the one thing we can do. No. Oh, it dulls out over time. Over time. Bad results. That one, the big one. I think in that photo it looks like he's just got his head is just painted. Oh, that's hilarious. He was on our podcast and he said like he knew he fucked up but it was too late to do anything about it or something and it looked like there it is oh my

2:06:11 And he owned it with us. Probably, because I had with me. She's like, you don't look like a cancer patient, but you look like you just beat cancer. Yeah. Traditional Indian shit. That means if you have, the guy who doesn't have a mustache has nothing. If you don't have a mustache, you have nothing. There's a few fighter like Don Frye Don the Predator Frye. He always rocked a mustache

2:08:32 and that's the that's actually why boxing the idea is very romantic to me of a boxer on the street an accountant. He looks like a nerd. I want to learn jujitsu, Joe. And I want to take steroids. But also, you should start to manipulate your body with nutrition and exercise first. Yo, I got it. don't want to like yeah my mom is in bad shape can't like walk upright and I'm like I don't want

2:10:32 they know how the biomechanics very well. It's interesting because he's still loved by the progressive He's a stud. Shut the fuck up. that motherfucker. Anybody would think that I like a little leanness, you know? How about that? You look at like the before, like He won. what the fuck, man? Shut the fuck up. muscles. That's not face muscles, for sure, there's some exogenous

2:13:15 It looks great. Probably knows now. and I don't mean that as a shot. It's like golden handcuffs almost. Yeah. He'll do those talk shows. He goes, eh, I just fucking stay offline for a couple weeks. And he comes back. And he also is a self-made man. And he got his audience. Because always has like new things to about. And he's literally just ranting.

2:15:58 Tim Dillon has even got a better situation because he's got Ben, who's his producer, who's like a one-person audience member. It's such a great bit. it's it's a brilliant response to like people canceling me yeah it's like he I'm on Jair Bolsonaro tweeting that I'm doing the I'll say abortion, people a choice I'll say abortion that's I guess the ticket

2:18:25 Because as a comic, you're like, what are you giving him that he's being like, no, I Yeah. He didn't need anything sanctioned. But we have this and we have the people and the people will carry you everywhere. like they were they would date got upset if you were too loud or if you you put Imagine being upset because someone's trying to be entertaining.

2:20:30 you know, comedy doesn't have to be and he was an Alt guy the whoever's you'd be like yo some of this shit Like my friend Bridget Phetasy and I were talking about this. And she has some takes that people that are like heavy left leaning would almost think are conservative. Of these ideological traps. Like, no. Then I moved to New York in like 08. where would we be if the world was enlightened no 100 we need both extremes oh speaking of which

2:23:33 You know what I mean? Dude, it's too much. Go ahead. Yeah. the pandemic, namely a morality pill. Specifically, he suggests that widespread administration of Wouldn't that make your life easier? Are you sure? You don't want that. You have to have one of those. That's important. It sounds tempting. Yeah, you know, just a little break. authors note I've

2:26:50 First of all, that's not going to stop a virus that's respiratory. if you die you die i don't If you don't want to get the I think for some people they don't want there to be any other options both and you can get it. I got it trying to be healthy before the vaccine and all that. Gave when you're dealing with a person like you And again, I'm a guy who believes the vaccine works

2:29:24 Yeah, I saw this a military one i a vaccine yeah i'm with you on that like that's crazy a mandate that your kid has to get it you what? they were saying that 95% of the people had four comorbidities. So 95% of the people that died had Yes, they do. right? But the, the ones that you can have control over the most frustrating ones and that's the I love food.

2:32:05 Really? That's the crazy thing. Yeah, he struggled with weight, but he's fucking focused. And it's based in Dallas, and it's like a very specific, hey, you eat this at this time and this at this time. Carrying around an 80-pound kettlebell everywhere you go. Pure diet. He has a target weight. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Like consistent weight-bearing workouts, kettlebell workouts.

2:35:53 Increased life expectancy. yeah i mean it's definitely better than nothing but the idea is just to get your body hot the He had like a skin reaction. No, they're not recanting. You ever look at a word that you're spelling and it's a normal word and you're like, what? So what I like to do if I have a weightlifting session, I don't do the cold plunge until late

2:37:54 The eternal stack. Listen, I'm telling you, brother, I can make you bigger. Well, that's not true. of times and then that's right. Then I'm going. Fire some of them live boys in there. But there's stuff that you can do to naturally increase your testosterone that's legit. All right. Please. The idea is that cold showers lower the scrotal temperature,

2:40:11 I love kids. This sounds so corny. I was thinking like 29, we start trying. Thank God. That's one of the biggest aging things, right? that lately where these nutritionists are saying Really? I would assume. Why would they Because I was watching this guy on Instagram, Yeah, it said that some people maybe need to avoid them. This is what it says. It's all in like find the thing that makes your body operate the best and then also moderation.

2:44:03 Are you? So I'm not, cause I think I'm going to get too into all of it. She feels great. Some people have unbelievable self-control and Yes. Some people have unbelievable self-control and discipline. You have a flat rule. but I want you to know it's possible. but you don't have to, to get anywhere. What do I have to do to be like them? Yeah, and usually they come from horrible households where they're forced to grow up early probably yeah

2:46:41 And to me, fitting in is just being a person that can have a conversation. Have you ever had a glass of wine? I was just like, I talked a little bit. It was like, I mean, I was 19. So I was like, okay, I can be without it. I can't do it, dude. oh, I actually think I only hate liberal white women. Conservative white women are great. And then I didn't know why. And then the next time I was like, oh, I actually think I only hate liberal white women.

2:48:17 They say that to you. an hour a day and i'm writing that's you know i love seinfeld but that's why you're writing bits It's a good way of looking at it. write about pollution I'll start writing about straws in the ocean and I'll just start talking about, I'll write about pollution. I'll start writing about straws in the ocean in the flow of writing, you'll get like,

2:50:23 Yeah. So it's like, it's a free ride. that you said that you researched comedy this is a thing with comics. Yeah, but- It's amazing, it's like the resource, Yeah. Yeah, I've had arguments with comedians about it. Yeah. you're always turning shit over now. out your first thing and it's only 20 minutes of material but it was 20 minutes that would like

2:53:58 Like what is what is the process of generating that new hour? I think a big part of his writing And I would have to every three times a week, four times a week, take a story and then do something about it. anything useful yeah i'm not putting that at billr, I remember listening when I had some job that I hated, And being tapped in is so powerful What does that mean?

2:56:03 These oil and gas stocks are going to fucking crater. idea of zero. Is it as dire as everybody says? Right? I do think that human beings, of turning it around? And then you go, yeah, but also look how many days are the coldest days ever and then you go oh okay this is complex it's like we definitely should be trying to figure out how to do less in terms of pollution and waste and

2:58:54 That's where I'm going to live. I want to go to Miami and fucking bring you gifts as the king of Miami. We had him coming through. So that's why we call it a flagrant two. I didn't understand him. Yeah. you see little snippets you're a stand up Like when something's going on with like Davos or something like that, Don't do it. I know a lot of people will probably get pissed if I say this.

3:01:25 you can't have him on any platform and that's why i'm kind of glad we brought him on in the end And I have to stand like, all right, buddy, you do fucking shows on CBS. Yeah, probably. And I met this guy and I was like, like i feel like you're just saying a lot of shit hoping i don't ask you follow-up questions because you Like he'll show you the articles and you're like, what?

3:03:46 It's exhausting. It's a dark circle. I want to be a father with happy kids. perspective on things it's going to be more important for you to express yourself and it's Sure. That's a lot. Again, every conspiracy theorist I know is miserable. Oh, yeah, of course like so like the first show I told them I was like, I'm sorry Yeah. You don't want me. It's genius.

3:06:52 I pushed all my chips, all my chips into more than one person was involved. And most likely, They're dorks, and they can get them to do things, talk about it because Jack Ruby was connected to this guy named Jolly West And then they'd watch them through a two-way mirror. You don't have to care. Yeah. so I just want to know and be done. Let's cut out all the fucking research, you know? So when you put out your specials,

3:09:00 Of course. Across like around the corner from the cellar and that's where I like became a comic the comic So you'd have to convince them there's a real comedy show that happens. Yeah, 15 was a big one. Yeah, smaller than the belly room because there's no side section. was raw. Michael Blaustein, off the street like performing in Dracula's fucking tomb, man. Rodney Dangerfield

3:11:52 a single fucking thing Yeah, yeah, yeah. This place should have died in 2001 at the latest. It was great. that was the last time you were at Dangerfield. And that's one of them? That's what you do with those plays. It was deader than Dangerfield. It's got my favorite joke ever. The laughs fucking boom in there. and he goes, are you here to see Brewer?

3:14:04 Dude, I performed there, and the guy told me he was a fan and he goes, I don't remember. Yeah, he seems like such a nice guy. Like, he doesn't give a fuck about fame. Really? You're better off that way. Is it? It seems like a do what I'm doing. Dude, the pressure you have on you is hell. Is it? Yeah, yeah. The problem is when they're alone in front of a computer,

3:16:20 your flaws they know you like if you hear a person talk for like fucking hundreds of hours, you know who they are. Especially people that go on like long runs while they're listening to you. Maybe we'll do three down the road. But the jokes are good. the vaccine causes cancer We tried. to have him on this i would love to he's my favorite athlete of all time i'm a cowboy fan

3:18:39 and he's like you see this a lot in professional athletes football players fighters you know uh i mean you of stress already. you gotta have him on you gotta have mine and schultz didn't really know michael irvin like complained about our studio being in Brooklyn wow yeah beast I watched it today on YouTube. Look at you. Pretty fucking nice Best of luck

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