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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Thanks for coming. Bring your own bitches Was not bring your own blacks We can't be racist no more. Just send it off to me, Joe. Oh, I am aware. I just think you're just saying some shit you should have said. Like, quit trying to just let us have it, nigga. It's the most powerful word in the English, like, not the English language.

2:16 motherfucker's you know versatile see niggas niggas niggas niggas it's niggas are now the What is it? They got another compilation coming out. There's just a lot attached to nigger, though. They have a word, it was in Lethal Weapon. We're not airing this episode He didn't say nothing about that. He was all about that vaccine and misinformation. You fucked up shea butter for niggas.

4:28 And you know what? the way the record companies motherfucking stream of some rap shit. I mean, I think she was genuinely upset. someone else got your music You already sold the records. Right. And then, you know. The math and music is fucked up. Yes. this motherfucker's more popular than me that's that's fucked yeah they got stuck in a contract You know what I mean?

7:33 We count the niggas, Spotify? we done brought Joe back I know something like I got some little shit you could donate to some little hood shit and gear you could do. You could donate some shit, Joe. What do I get to donate to? To the hood. Like, I got some little shit you could donate to, some little hood shit and gear. Nigga. I've been talking about that forever.

8:46 Yeah, nigga. What did Kanye do? It really is. Right? He bought it, but it looks like something that he would design. Oh, it's an aux port over there. So you can change You can also remix I'm not letting you You know, but the Jay-Z and the He put the R in R&B pedophile outside of Woody Allen. bro, but you know. That nigga fucked his stepdaughter. That's the least of his problems.

12:13 Yeah, a 13-year-old cousin who married her. Since 1958, Let's just take a guess. is look up the age of consent for boys in new mexico oh for having sex you're saying uh-huh I don't know what's real. I mean like high school. Yeah, well 16 to 20 is a little weird, but like 13 to 7 Exactly. What? She did a, like, she snorted crystal meth at, like, the playground, you know?

15:06 in the bathroom with Gary. crystal meth at school. No. Yeah, this was a guy who's a mountain man. They out there. They don't even have toothbrushes. In some areas, was inbred and he interviewed this one guy who basically was just talking about like we weren't Like that. Yeah. Well those people that that part of the country is just obsessed with pills or just infested with pills.

17:43 That's where you grew up. Were your bootstraps in a gang-infested neighborhood? It's all about education. I mean, what the fuck? right you don't really see all that kind of stuff so i'm saying it really does take a village but It's a good point. Right. casual murder. It does. well the organism part you could buy a house in detroit for like a thousand dollars it's crazy that isn't gary i'm

20:48 Motherfucker, water look like this goddamn... It's not a stunt. He was making clean water. Who hw what happened with him? Yeah, didn't he have a he threw up? Yeah threw up He fainted after vomiting in the guy's lap. Well, that's what gastro... i mean it's just the most disrespectful shit i do it man sushi you know if he wasn't a world Right? Yeah, the amount of attention that you get when you're working that job is probably off the charts.

23:00 He skated through it. Like, hey, what the fuck are you talking about you're Yeah. Excuse me, in Ukraine. war going on right now there's a crazy war going on right now in russia and i spent excuse me in ukraine i i've been i spent the last day and a half watching videos on it trying to figure out because I'm just remembering what I read rather, then they could park missiles

25:34 It's obviously horrific. That's going to create as what the conflict is without a judgment. No such thing. to somebody put a chart up which is wild of all of the airstrikes that happened over the last like Yeah. But for real, if they can make a drone that would respond the same way an Xbox controller would respond, Is there one country that dominates at Call of Duty?

27:51 Stadiums. Yeah, I mean Call of Duty. That would be perfect. The thing is, if you can get a person to do it, Hell no. join the army, you can do this kind of a thing. about the fact that, That's the thing. Why is there so much defense? We can develop a lot of shit We could develop nuclear power we can develop we can develop nuclear missiles It'll be instantaneous

30:21 The thing is, it's almost all in groups It's based on a time where there was no internet, You would have never stayed near those crazy fucks first of all the diseases second of all the brutality There's a priest wrote about it in his journal. That's the most brutal, but not even the worst of it. Really? And the Europeans showed up. Europeans just came over and just murked everybody?

33:06 Yeah, most likely. It would be. And it killed 90% of the Native Americans. 90 it's airborne, so yeah, they were just getting the shit. Everybody was getting it. No. Like, what is this? And he was explaining this to me. They had to be doing something. I've seen white people fight white people. But now this is like, this is white versus whites. Ukraine is hard, though.

35:53 Like, Miss Universe? Hey, Nancy Pelosi would never have an AK-47 if she was a motherfucking- And I was like, oh my God, if this is real. Yeah. He's a threat to security. Above the law. I'm trying to find the link. It's really designed for samurais to fight someone with a sword. and made it very fun. and controlling arms and throwing people. The problem is it won't work on

38:53 The difference between what he's doing, and he's a master at Aikido. nobody can fuck with judo. When it comes to not a bad thing to learn it's interesting it's good for your health you get some exercise but He knows how to close. Also, he knows how to block all the punches and all that. Even though he's kind of funny, he does a lot of wacky movies and shit,

40:49 He was young. Look at the difference, man. right? Brought a lot of father and sons As a lifelong martial artist, in my eyes, I was like, this is all real. When he was fucking guys up, it wasn't like Pierce Bronson head kicking people. Like, you look in Bruce Lee's eyes. Absolute legit martial artist. The bag goes against the chain, and the chain snaps.

43:14 does a kick and it breaks the bag. He'd be like, But I'm telling you something, the guy has perfect technique. gonna bring that thing back they should bring him back his spawn but but he has I watched him, man. Very legit stand up Yeah he went hard Kyokushin fights Michael Jai White is legit bunch of fights. Michael Jai White had a bunch of, yeah, he had a bunch of Kyokushin fights.

44:54 Has he been on the podcast? 94 oh dude it was back in the dis a might have been 95 maybe it might have you know at my mom's I mean he does do He does so many things. and he was a, you know, a versatile? I've been looking at him since and living color and he was a versatile Jamie Foxx? No, I haven't seen that one. I might need security. He is, I mean, I Might Need Security, bro.

46:45 He can sing his ass off. And. He can sing his ass off. I love Lil Duval. He's hilarious. Duval. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. They know how to get him down. You can't do that. and he's like, I got to get there. You know what, man? Rest in peace, Cody. Didn't he travel from where he lived to where the Lakers played Yeah, he did a show. on the fucking beach when i was in hawaii i took a helicopter over the volcanoes oh no that's a

49:59 Oh, that's crazy. It's slow as fuck. I was like, uh-oh. many ton like mega mega ton explosion huge you could see it under from the from space in the can see from space. And it blew off part of the island. Is that what it is, Jamie, in Indonesia? everyone, you know So how does race even exist then? So you get paler and paler and paler after generation after generation.

52:59 my nigga said that shit louder tell me them, hey, where's that compilation at? So confusing to people. Look at Joe Rogan out here saying there's only, hey, human race. Yeah, and how to survive massive cataclysmic disasters true. I'm 98% People traveled from everywhere. Yeah. And then- So if a nigga had a ship. Right. They used to build ships for everybody, right? Yeah.

54:19 Absolutely. Them is niggas. There's a lot of Samoan guys that look like that. Warrior genetics. You're right about the Samoan thing because there's a lot of it across the ocean and They didn't have like, I mean, by the way, they knew how to navigate using the stars These guys are coming from the west. Yeah, and then Columbus came through and just raped, pillaged, and, you know, gave them seeds.

56:34 But also, how old is Hawaii, right? right because obviously what japan wanted to claim it somebody died somebody somebody got so they're like, yo, we with y'all. 1784 chart of the sandwich islands by captain james cook william blind so he was like probably Like they knew basically like which way, you know, if you're following the stars, and they had sextants.

58:46 But the sextant was a primitive way to track the constellations, I don't know much about sextants. So somewhere in Isaac Newton's life, he came up with the concept of it. Yeah. This whole episode is misinformation. It's a tribal thing, man. I think he was gay. He broke up with him. peevishness at his mother to having unclean thoughts words and actions and dreams

1:01:36 That's a lot. embarked on his own detailed study I think you can't be smarter than everything. This is what I think Maybe it didn't even exist until they were born. When they go on a rampage, they don't get nothing else done. No matter what. Nike's so good shit. don't you think certain people are born with no sexual appetite at all? If they're pedophiles, if they're people who have blood lust, that kind of a thing, there's

1:04:09 in a place where someone shits. That's crazy. It's in your human. Your coach said that? sticks in your craw? No. He said, when you beat your shit, you beat your brains. He was trying to get me to play football. I was like, I'm friends with Bob. It's fun if you're on the right side of it, right? I'm good on this shit. Yeah. How come everybody hockey players get to fight? Yeah.

1:06:34 What's the rules there? Is it? And they're very good at it. Because fighting in American sports is unsportsmanlike. I know. They'd be like, these thugs are on the ice. England. The origins of hockey have been long debated. Could you imagine if schools emerged because of hockey? Could you imagine if hockey was how they figured out schools? That's how they did it.

1:09:00 You can't fight in rugby. is that they make you feel like you're protected, but you're not really. That's what I'm saying But don't they break it up immediately? I was looking at some baseball things. Bro, those guys were so many drugs. Yeah, smacking the shit out of the ball. when they're all on methamphetamines. They almost killed Hank Aaron for that, you know?

1:11:29 Did they say that? I'm out here. I think that they didn't That were posting up numbers article I read about this lady who was in that program and she was like a And if you're a woman and you show promise at weightlifting and they want you to represent Russia. Like people like to control people. Canada's a democracy, right? all these different pressures

1:14:08 And the people that voted with him, that's a mistake. There has to be discourse because otherwise you're going to make new laws think this is a good example because i think that with biden it's probably a lot of people helping Right. In the 70s? history of brutal warfare that was just recently behind them it's like a high population of r. I've been to Russia too.

1:17:00 on here. I gotta clarify that. I went twice. Yeah. He said, no, I got out. Yeah. what's terrifying to me is that he's what has he done with his nukes what has putin done with What's in his hand? They don't even have a picture of him doing it. It's like right when he bangs it. You sure that's not a shoe? I'm saying Yes it is right Well, he was definitely gangster, whatever he was doing.

1:20:01 One of them is a mayor over there. He's the mayor of Kiev. Niggas are hard. He's an interesting guy to who sick. He's like really and get clipped, too. The thing is, like, where does this go? Well, now you're talking about genocide. Whoa. Whoa, shit. And they were talking. Many aspects of the film might seem absurd, but according to Daniel Ellsberg, who worked as a nuclear war planner in the 1960s, it's actually pretty close to reality.

1:23:33 So there really were some wild-ass generals from the 1960s that were thinking They did it. But now more countries have this capability. What? What the fuck? why can't we use this power to like figure out how to find other? Intelligent life out there the problem with nuclear power is that someone was gonna make it right and that's exactly How many fucking elite world car manufacturers came out of Germany?

1:25:47 Jet engines. took Nazis from Nazi Germany, Nazi scientists, and they brought them over. Yes, that was real. with their advanced rocket ship technology, and brought all these people over here They brought over all these people over here with their advanced rocket ship technology Like they wanted to look like monsters. You see all this. These are monsters you're fighting.

1:28:07 paperclip and you'll see like she actually was on our podcast before. Look at that smile he's got connected to his cheek. Look at where you're pointing. Each other. Cold as fuck in the winter. They had to. What does it say? This is like this goes back to warrior cultures, whether it's the Vikings or any Native Americans, They said some students who didn't even fence would scar themselves with razors in imitation.

1:30:23 Like, some of them get a cauliflower ear just from regular grappling, And it's power was 10. There was a 60 Minutes interview where a Soviet general said No, that's someone else, right? Sorry, Tiller. It's really interesting. Oh, my God. It's basically like ketamine, like a special K. yeah all the crackheads I know they used to have to get their dick sucked

1:33:29 I had come from martial arts and you know I was a stand-up comedian and he That was a joke. Yeah, exactly. Just a smarter idea. Let's imagine. If you buy a couple of bottles of whiskey and you just drink them in an hour, you're a dead man. Because we are used to it like i'm not saying crack just get bad physical effects on the body like the face the teeth shit like that it's just

1:36:14 He was a research scientist. if they have the flu if you have the flu and you think you're gonna die i don't know man if you I think there's somewhere in the neighborhood of like 10 to 20,000 people have died in a year from the flu. masks no h1n1 well it went away pretty quick bird had it yeah. Yeah. Chrysler had it. He said he almost died. It's more.

1:38:36 They put all opiates together, so it's 75,000. That still beats the flu. No, 2017 wouldn't be pandemic at all. I never looked up the flu numbers for that year oh Now, I was just confused at first. something down if the guy went to school write down on a piece of paper and gives it to you, and you go to get your drugs, good job. Don't a lot of people just sniff it, though? A lot of people do, but shit, a lot of them don't. Carl Hart was telling me he just sniffs it. Yes. And the disease transfer and things of that nature. Don't a lot of people just sniff it though?

1:40:51 Oh, he just sniffs it. ever did that either 1924 it became illegal. When did heroin become illegal? That's just because they didn't know how to sell it. Well, not for us. But imagine if we could. if alcohol was illegal? Fine. all that shit. Wow. Nothing. It's paint then. Moses! Alcum is. so he did 200 push-ups and 200 squats while he was stuff stuck in bumper to bumper traffic

1:44:50 you know what he does a lot of functional fitness stuff like he does a lot of kettlebells and maces I'm glad he got his shit together, man. Look at that one right there where it says Action Bronson, Jamie. or something. It looks like he's got UFC gloves on. I told you, I'm going to make this public. Okay, okay. Okay, play by play. This is like the second best comedy city next to New York right now.

1:46:43 Heads up, ladies. Definitely, man. and when we open up, dude, We're making a roast battle league. Roast battle was one of the first things that I saw that made me want to come back to the store. And I was in exile. exactly and fun yeah you had a handicapped person up there oh yeah joe your rail man joe your rail So Joey Rose got cerebral palsy. I don't love that.

1:49:10 That's a great essential. That's what it's all about everybody going in there is consent. It's UFC They try to do roast battles. You got battle rappers, and then you got rappers that make albums and make songs and shit like that. The niggas like make albums and make songs like that the that like make albums and make songs and like that like they Remember Tim Dogg and NWA?

1:50:26 with the streets. I'm a motherfucking rapper, you know what I'm saying? I don't think I understood what podcasting is for like 10 years. Right. Dude I have no interest in that No, they lifted you up. Your haters lifted you up. ladies and gentlemen there's only a certain amount of like real personality they're allowed to exude What the fuck are you supposed to do?

1:53:21 We should all have a conversation. or a judge or a cop seen a black person look like a Planet of the Apes. Listen to what I meant to say. And I was trying to have an entertaining way of saying it was like we were in africa right it was like you even said that i mean joe i said right after We got to spank you about it. If something gets fucked up like that.

1:55:25 I have a whole bit. Yeah. It's just one of those things. Those vaporizers? Yeah, because I'm doing a video where I'm crashing from space. I think they can make it. What did he do? Yeah, they was black facing them. That Spanish fly. Let's watch some of it. Oh, you that piece of shit. He was the most famous he was the most famous well one of the first So this guy back then like he would I mean you got to imagine what

1:58:15 Like, the human race was emerging into a new understanding what it's like to to to like see something like this in a in a in a movie and then and they want to be a little more classy you know so crazy Robert Downey Jr. did He got a Golden Globe nomination for it. No, but even people say they're like, ah, he's pretty good in the though. Billy Crystal's been in blackface.

2:00:19 That's what I'm saying, man. I want to see it. That was easy. give it a financial advice show. Look at her hands. A little birdie told me I'll be voting the other way. he can do biden yeah he does an amazing biden he does a good michael jackson He does everybody, too. He can do Biden. He does an amazing Biden. Yo! That's okay. Or white chicks? Oh, okay.

2:03:39 Hey, my mom was a wonderful gal. Why would I? it to beaver like the dad on leave it to beaver never jacked off why would i yeah that he does it But like here is one person who's making this like, it's obviously honky or white. other it is fucking hilarious it was hilarious yo you have that trying to find it man trying to Right, yeah. Yeah, we'll be all right.

2:06:10 I don't think this is it. Whenever Sammy Davis Jr. was on with Archie Bunker, I'll get you some coffee. to interpret this that's definitely not the scene okay it was just fun they were just talking to Or was it a girlfriend? You always talk Ghetto Boys when we're hanging out. Ice-T, back in those days, when he wrote the soundtrack for Colors, Yeah, the Hugh Hefner show.

2:08:48 which it was, but it was also A contributor? Yeah. What's like Kerouac in there, like a bunch of people are in there. Sinatra was a big one. Yeah. A contributor? Wow. Separated, dressed up. Is it 100? They sort of showed it off. And all of a sudden we have electric fucking record players. President Grover Cleveland pushed a button that lit nearly 100,000 incandescent lamps illuminating the city,

2:11:19 Yeah. Or, yeah, you worked. Electronics or whatever the fuck it is everything has to be powered by electricity right? concerned about space I don't want to live like a fucking K person. That's the purge, Joe. The purge Like people would Many unsolved You can't give people a purge day. You know when you guys pay attention to shit like when they make laws where you can steal as much as like $900 worth of stuff?

2:14:03 Yeah. I think I'm okay. All the time. When you see like a thousand tents. Jail is packed.'s pack the jail is packed man they letting your ass out real Do you think they want a certain amount of chaos? that doesn't necessarily make sense. I think it's a natural thing. we originated from agriculture and how to compound cities together that's all relatively new man like

2:16:52 like every child, no matter where you live, We weren't top of the food chain. Really interesting guy. other right nobody this isn't yeah this is for animals to try and kill us imagine if like aliens Regina King killed it. It's good. So Peacock So many of them What is it? Look at you, Freddie. he's about to see it You know what I'm saying? It's going to be crazy, dog.

2:20:33 All cops, all cops. too many everything it was so disturbing who's resisting fucked up yeah that's it so here's it here's what it is so this guy is like resisting he doesn't Knocks him 100% alcohol. So here it is. When Moses was like, you want Freddie Gibbs and I to come in and talk to you? Come down, man. friendly and nice work like everybody knew that when they were going to engage with you it was

2:23:20 There's a lot of, I mean, there's all kinds of xenophobia, misogyny, all kinds of stuff. Has anybody ever got mad at a Rose Battle? my acne like that or, you know, I got a little dick or whatever the fuck they're saying about First joke. Exactly. If you don't want to get kicked in the head don't fight It depends. What's like average? A month to write.

2:25:43 I'm going to fuck a nigga up, man. Yeah, it is. You better write something Right She says it's another pillar now Props. Carrot Top got so goddamn successful, everybody else abandoned props. And a sledgehammer. starts doing that. Yeah, if he did it on Patreon. Only Fans comedy. People are paying for it. business ladies OnlyFans, you changed the game.

2:28:29 Showing your butt. I would much rather do that than fucking telemarketing. Like sex work hasn't been a thing forever. Fuck that. just depends on if that's embarrassing to you there's teachers and shit that got only fans You know what I mean? Yeah, for almost like, you know, streaming prices. A hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. And they're making dough. I mean, subscriptions for what?

2:30:30 but if times get hard, oh yeah, I did that bullshit. The Columbia House Yeah yeah Cause where did Right. Yeah, you ordering a Girls Gone Wild. Credit cards aren't that old, right? He was probably doing that. When I went from Boston He was a comic and we would hang out there and we all like he and I would like this is a wild crazy place Yeah, dude. For the lovers of fucking billiards.

2:33:49 or jacking off in front of your camera? I'd jack off in front of a camera for $89,000. These guys would do it for $89. I'm saying. Just imagine. Who's evaluating it, being like, this is pretty good? We have a 1940 Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Signed. 100% it's a million dollars at least. $60 million a month, rather. $60 million a month. I think about how many times I jacked off this week. I mean, you try to sell your catalog. $60 million a month, rather.

2:36:41 This is what I want to know. That's how they get it, nigga. Just because you didn't experience pleasure, that is your child. I didn't. in his condom? doesn't mean it's not funny You're going to sell your real cum. Right. by all kinds of nonsense I mean that's crazy people out there because that would be like I'm not saying it's going to happen. True.

2:39:39 Right. Yeah, that Kennedy last name. There are sperm banks. You broke it, you bought it. A nut disclosure agreement, bitch. Yeah. You can buy the name Like that's your move Fuck a job Post-nut clarity is a both. You don't need real nuts. That's what I hear, but I don't know if that's true because I don't fucking research it. He's not building humanoid robots.

2:42:20 Hmm. What? I don't think they're like abandoning anything else to do this. Why do we need it? No, they said they were going to push back, yeah, because he wants to really work on these. need I don't think that well this one I got confused. I don't think they're like abandoning anything else So what did he say? It's jerking people off. Let's just have them wander through the streets.

2:43:57 Oh, no. imagine one imagine a see-through imagine one that wasn't at all any different than you biologically yeah it was just created What I'm saying is if they had a robot that was indistinguishable from a person. Because if I could have that, exactly like better better than real it's got to figure it out whoa and and freddy freddy like I'm so emotionally

2:46:11 I ain't fucking my you is unmatched. I was like, what? Wolf pussy. Nah, I ain't even peeping. man she kissing a fucking wolf It just takes one. There was that many wolves. soldiers on World War I's and a wolf just takes him down and eats him Imagine how crazy it is. The Russians But that one turned out to be real. The Germans and the Soviets in World War I, and they talked to each other and they said,

2:49:36 surviving wolves fled to escape grenade explosions continued They don't have to fight these animals that are going to eat them. We're all a community. Germany did? because they don't respect you And thankfully, it's just a it's just like you decide you commit to a thing whatever it is you can get a black Nazi. Right. Don't you think? Right. It's just like you decide, you commit to a thing, whatever it is.

2:52:06 And then someone comes along and that someone has a thing that they can join, When you get a guy who can force a war with Ukraine, Like, anybody who listens to Rogue and A, You know what I mean? where you're not supposed Thank you. Yeah Like Papa John They fuck Papa John They said, okay, y'all against niggas, we're going to put the biggest nigga in the country.

2:54:24 Was a bunch of us in the hallway and some dude just goes i heard shaq's dick was small I mean, girls and guys scar a little dick rumors all the time. Right. Dude, you got to see the video of his. But, you know, he would do the three, two, one, go. Yeah, well, it's like, yeah, that's close. have any food. Allegedly. Well, he's a handsome fella. Dude, I'm a giant fan.

2:56:52 the guy's a savage. That's preposterous. I'm sorry. Shit. What the fuck is that? She was standing there. Just one lady. okay yeah he got caught but my wife she got caught by some dude who was like an he was an off-duty working there? Was she there on January 6th? They here. if I'm standing at the front door that dude's dick is where my face is. There ain't no fairness.

2:59:54 it's their parents it's their parents off of fucking each other but their parents the level But yeah You should be like, man, we retarded. Come on, man. We retarded as hell. We need to stop fucking each other. His name's Ray. Dude, back that up. Back that up. Do you remember? Years ago. What the fuck? You hear that? Dude. Your name is? What are your names?

3:01:28 Years ago. That's the problem. Well, it's not their fault. Yeah. What's your favorite memory, Ray? Shit. Maybe we're just being judgmental. That could have been me. We all could have been. It's crazy that this is possible. and maybe he likes to make carpentry and shit. Who knows? He could be like a regular guy who's fun to talk to you about his kids or what his hobby is and maybe he likes to make carpentry and shit who knows?

3:05:08 All right, no dentist as a child. No, he can't afford or something like that. We're looking at this It's called odd. That is the hills have eyes. Oh, gentle yoga. Willow Creek. Bobcat is like a true believer he and I've gone back and forth about Bigfoot What? And they guided him to the area where it was excavated. So humans walked across the Bering Strait,

3:08:28 It's a giant primate that's in like that that give me that large so Ten feet tall. It could have been. but so the idea is that this is what like uh was the thing that native americans talk about in They talked about all of it. And imagine you're a fucking dude with a bow and arrow, and you're trying to feed your babies, or maybe there's predators. Who knows what the fuck it is?

3:11:36 And if you don't figure out weapons before the people do and they have catapults and shit That was about a big foot. After he killed Goliath, killed everybody? And I don't want to talk about King David that way. I forget what the, yeah. They had a sling. Allegedly. And that's it. Throw her all under the bus. I mean like by the way after that Right.

3:14:04 When you can put a headset on Oh you can Wonder Woman Yeah, you can do whatever you want. which is kind of interesting, it's something else. That's not real. It happened, but yeah, it's a story. Ain't no laws in the metaverse. Society lessons. Ain't no laws in the metaverse. Listen, I mean, if I see a nigga I don't like in the metaverse, I'm killing you with that motherfucker.

3:15:56 So yeah, the metaverse is basically like New Delhi. handful of male avatars that but it's somebody's voice actually doing it right so it's this dude he's getting this carnal Right. If you're a dude- Turn it off, man. I'm older than you guys. Some metaverse counseling after this imagine if you had a metaverse where you you were on a beach and you were waiting on the beach

3:18:51 though i don't give a fuck see but the thing is but if the metaverse becomes more compelling than I think, yeah. All these people that pretend they know what the fuck is going on they don't nobody does this is kind of chaotic But it's been happening for years, though, right? I want to believe. I'm not your guy to be listened to. 100% genuinely. Report the good shit this cat does.

3:21:51 The cat has fucking blessed me financially so many times by just having me on the show And I was like whoa Niggity Cricket. The God of all slurs is the tough one. Yeah, there's a bunch of great bits about that word, too. We're basically going on weird roadside maps. But what I'm saying is there's going to come a time in our lifetime where we don't have to do that anymore,

3:24:45 when stylebender said that at a press conference i legitimately teared up I know. It's obvious. Could you imagine in the Jim Crow era, there's niggas fucking white women on camera. On camera. That is a hilarious bit. to be upset about what not at this day and age like how can you hate black people how can you And you're like, let's run with this. And you're like

3:27:16 Long enough to find a path rather have started from scratch But the whites are kind of laughing a little bit, and I just want to let you know like he can start a race It's impossible. Like this is a thing that I think we all have to like recognize, all of us. You have to find all the spots that got fucked by the Civil War and by slavery. Oh, the property.

3:29:31 Yes, they reimbursed them. We shouldn't have to pay taxes. We should get free property. You know what I'm saying, for 20 years. We shouldn't have to pay taxes at all. We shouldn't have to pay taxes. And that's the problem with it is economics. But you could dwindle that down if niggas had farms and if niggas had factories and things So I'm saying, why aren't we doing that now?

3:31:14 believe it's real because we're making progress we're making progress as human beings and the They shouldn't stop discussion. You should You know he showed up stoned as fuck, guns I was like... Good for you. I got to retire from rap first, though, man. I don't even want to rap. fame, I'm going to go to that bitch so I ain't worried about shit. That's the next move.

3:33:42 His manager calls him Brick James. Yeah, me too. We do the Freddie Gibbs podcast. doing a podcast with you it's gonna be lit man Let's do it. I don't think that's wise. There's two important shows in live stand-up comedy in the United States today. and like i said brother when i when i came back in 2014 your show was one of the main reasons why I came back.

3:36:04 But it was also everybody was smiling. Like, the energy exciting. I was like clapping. Yeah. But it was also, everybody was smiling. know, because that's not my style. You can take a good one. Whenever you want to do roast battle, That's it.