Joe Rogan Experience #179 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 I cut way back on my coffee consumption, but I have found that coffee and the show go well together. It won't go away, period? Okay, it's almost gone. Does this make you feel better when you do these things? Not creepy in a bad way, brother. Creepy in the Joey Coco motherfucking Diaz re-register in your head almost yeah did i really just hear that he's fucking that transvestite joke

2:36 He's a fucking animal, dude. factory and this chick was sucking He's the greatest human being that's ever lived. We need to all move at the same exact time. If the shit went down, we need a goddamn ranch somewhere. It's good to have a place like that to go to, man. It's in Georgia. Let's find out. It's the same thing with civilization. and a shorter message is inscribed at the top of the structure in four ancient language scripts babylonian

5:32 under 500 million But rational as well, right? Rule, passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason. A bit subjective. That seems like it should be, you know, maybe. Now you're getting a little Listen. What are you, Shakespeare bitch? and on a big enough stone it's guaranteed Well, a lot of it makes sense. if you had georgia guide stones of your own yeah if you could leave behind some monument

9:27 If you think about how good we're doing, we're doing great. Where does it get lost along the way? But basically, the concept behind it is that right now we're moving from a type zero civilization to be a we can destroy ourselves. But if we can get past these crazy ideas, that differentiate us, That's horrifying. a new evolutionary period where we recognize that a solution to a problem is never,

12:56 fucking guy he's insane he's insane he's an insane dictator you know it's like these people the what We can work out the resources. with another part of the country Wow. It just is about language where underneath it, you're just feeling the exact exact you're just like i really want things to be okay and you're right not be words that exist right now to describe certain facets of reality and sometimes that'll

15:53 been able to happen. Slavery was based on this ridiculous idea that somehow black people deserve You acknowledge the suffering and pain you're causing, Maybe it'll make it taste better. and they're not like, you know, they're not abused in the same way that they are here. We assume they're just going to fucking eat the grass So funny. We want to sit down in flesh.

19:00 I don't think you can do that. You don't want to have any of those out there. I'll cancel my Kickstarter account. If we were smart as a species, that's one of the big things that we would do. where people who had fucked their lives up can go and not be a criminal and get some food and have some They're obviously, everybody's like, And everybody just wants to just lock them up and put them in jail.

21:35 Oh, thanks, Joe. blasted out into a bad apartment surrounded by crackheads assholes who tell me this deal it's than at any other time in their life. your own the record's been pressed man you need Last night at 4am like you like it to death it makes me want to It really is. instead of just saying what it is. So you know, it's like you're walking outside and you like

25:03 That hate cymbals? capable of producing amazing works of art, but like images really fascinating shit yeah it is language is is one of the uh most fascinating For the longest time, people never fucking figure out how to communicate with each other. God. and give them fucking languages and shit house that did that, I'd be like someone was doing that to animals what god is apparently doing to us according to the

28:32 And although to you If you're thinking too much, they get mad at you. He who walketh with me walketh with the Lord. his idea is certain people throughout time have had peak experiences where they break through the particular ego barrier created by the zeitgeist of their time. And everyone thought that and everyone was doing that. And the disciples have people around them.

31:10 And then the next thing you know, you have like some fucking like old horny man with his pants down just nailing a fucking toddler in a confession booth. there that we could use Who knows if it's wrong? Fucking why not? as the universe itself well i i think that it that what we're talking about here is that the ability to describe reality and to understand reality keeps increasing as we evolve as a species.

34:21 i saw something that's coming which which is relevant in this time period. Which is one of the reasons why the whole UFO thing seems so preposterous to people. in a world where we're under the thumb of some incredibly intelligent, get to a point where we kind of realize we remember actually what's going on. entity it could be anything or it can be a novelty creatingcreating machine like McKenna thought. Right.

37:28 But it's almost like in our instincts as an organism, we have a direction to go. That's it. One thing you can do is, when you think about the passage of time as we move into the future, So all of a sudden you realize, and maybe McKenna said this and uh i think he may have said something like this but the idea is the spaceship the alien the That's possible too.

39:58 that once a computer becomes sentient, And the idea even use half of the resources on the planet because these fuckheads have blown up nuclear shoot nuclear waste they're wearing which is apparently it's very devastating to their to get it out of the orbit of Wouldn't it fuck up some kind of rotation or something? Something prime. It's a good nickname for somebody

42:38 One of five high altitude tests just it's so ridiculous yeah people i mean i'm exaggerating am i even exaggerating i might not they made that, and then they just fucking did it. It's almost like science compels them to create it. because who's, They're just seeking knowledge. Running it through ferret kidneys or something. Smallpox is already something that if it,

45:21 Now, all over the fucking planet, there's people in the military i mean Any fucking world power would want that weapon. Biological life. is because you wanted to do this. But even if, let's say we spread it. It would be fucking. Dude, if the internet ran the world, the world would be beautiful. But here's the problem. people to download porn what yes now if you just have a few of these psychopaths out there they

48:57 But the people, it used to be it was mostly psychos at the party. Convert whatever dicks that can be converted. Help each other out. Be subtle, yo. Look, in this day and age, what they should be doing with mushrooms is studying them. a horse just all over you that's what what it's just like. You're reality. That's the idea. Brian, it's sort of like if you got jet fuel and you shoved it into someone's Prius,

51:16 Yeah, you'd have to be like Shaquille O'Neal to handle that kind of. But when we band together in big groups and then we can't communicate, we get too communicate directly with each other, but when we band together in big groups And that's where the lack of it, When you die, you're like, oh, I get it. ain't getting no good dick crazy with them crystals crystals. Crazy with your crystals. But at the end of the day, I have a feeling that the whole thing might be in place just so we keep buying cooler shit.

53:39 product. And you fucking log in. How about that? you know the the ufc supports the uh the uh the online piracy thing why did they did they must and now the truth is coming out about the way it works was happening. He's like, I don't give a shit. People give Dana White shit. I don't know, man man he wants to be high with his employees huh yes we do of those up and coming guys strangling people putting people

56:43 but no dudes come right back boing judge you that UFC has the Xbox app now where you can Head impact is bad. in that decision of the fighter can the ufc ultimately it has to be the decision of the And they had one last fight. it's like they took care of him. He'll be a bad motherfucker at business. He'll be a bad motherfucker at business. They were together at the beginning,

58:47 That moment, the moment of competition is so intense and so extreme and victory. And then running around. Smashing them in front of the whole world. listening to the quiet of your yard as you walk towards your fucking newspaper You want to, wah! 22 was my last fights, I One, you couldn't make any money. And they didn't even have Muay Thai there I was just a really distracted kid I'm sure if I was with the wrong parents they would have drugged me especially

1:02:20 came from a place where when they were really young, what worries do I have? I couldn't figure out how to kiss her. You don't have to take psychedelics to get to that place. mom had called Raja Yoga by Yogi Ramacharaka, who, by the way, was never a yogi. He was just mad right now. The moment you say, I'm mad, you're creating a distinction between the thing that's

1:06:01 you're like, you know, right now he's doing a podcast. Right now he's talking. there's a guy i still remember it's a guy in a it's a guy in a fucking um yeah oh that's hilarious so you think that you were like two duncans like duncan one and duncan from a really good family of like artists or intelligent people, chances are they're scared, hungry, fucking path you know I remember the guy

1:09:11 And I'm like, what? it was white blotter uh white blotter paper i don't it was just white blotter a little Carolina, sitting in an empty bathtub, like an empty jacuzzi tub that was in this trailer. and it's just this rainbow of hands drifting in front of your face everything's breathing then the seat back and looking at the ceiling and i'm looking at the ceiling and it's fucking

1:12:29 I've told you this before, I met Kurt Cobain. you don't know that you died, We went to go see Nirvana, and she had acid. And I was like, hey, what's up? And he goes, hey, Yeah, like he had a bag of Cheetos that he was eating from. So I took this Cheeto and I put it in my pocket. and this is a thunderstorm of rain. that a theory that you um said to me once yeah it's the idea that when you die i think yeah

1:15:28 Then all of a sudden you open your eyes and you're you know getting up for going to work going to work like man that's a weird dream and then then you start that life again in his past life. Could it just not be you know, I like how he did that with a voice. have to go back to when i was a friar in the 1800s and like fisted a fucking you know none i know that

1:17:13 life it is possible that you could have gotten lucky and there's no parasites and you get off You invited this thing into your life, This thing is like sucking your life essence away. This happens with jobs quite often, you know, not going to be able to make friends with a vampire. There's two ways to kill a vampire. One, Your personal issue. Fight.

1:19:59 You got to fucking do it, man. For some people, it's almost like they don't know how to start. similar to um and not i mean what you're talking about in the ufc with these fucking fighters this end up temporarily jobless. If there wasn't risk associated with it, you would have already done So sometimes you just have to fucking, Everybody knows that one person where you settle down,

1:22:46 have power over you somehow or another and they want to that they want to do. Anytime the guy wants to go And you know what, man? you're, you know, if you're fucking two chicks getting in a fight with each other, two lesbians, and you're basically the same size. Trying to explain each other to each other? It's so fucked up. And then one time I was at this might even been years maybe

1:25:30 it too? What if, you know, She likes to get rocked. and fucking her really rough and beating her up. and smacked in the head. I said, listen, can you imagine having to tell someone you shouldn't let that guy hit you in the head Yeah. because I don't want anybody horny. I can't remember the name of the famous house They were, right? That's why America hated him him a bunch of haters i but what they would do is they would like have

1:28:59 and what they would do is randomly two people would be picked, That was McKenna's idea was that that an orgiastic mushroom cultures that existed in And then people would get together I mean, if that, Right. it's only good when you fuck her you know i mean people people are goddamn crazy they really are and we still have that in us. well every relationship gets stale taking out the idea of the the genetic idea why people want men

1:32:05 zeitgeist has been put in your head now imagine eating mushrooms and all of a sudden being in and you're really enjoying each other's company, if you can find someone you really sync up with some sort of a weird situation where there's a master there's a master over you it just depends and it's a real big turn on. and they gave him a wire mother. You ever see that?

1:35:17 you you know everyone starts out neutral with a whatever blend of personality i bet almost every And you can't say anything about it because then you're Hitler. And then you're you know you're you're you are you a fan of eugenics sometimes I'll get these really fucking flattering tweets turn into a... I know it's hard. Why don't you go, why don't you go weave a friend?

1:37:37 well that's what you're doing that's what you're doing right now what you're doing right now is That's the idea that thoughts aren't your your own you're just tuning the ego is like, I'm going to get some fucking new clothes Chicks dig that shit. into the universe. stupid ego up. And I'm not arguing that. its own voice to as many people as allow it whatever that that's a vehicle what that is any any ideology

1:40:48 You should be so happy all the time. that's a heart crusher the problem with that girl is she's not gonna be one of nine wives in the cult take what is useful, analyze yourself. when did we meet? Really? But it wasn't, this was way. advocate phase like you know a few a few years before but i remember sitting next to you and He was all Gary Oldman. But then.

1:43:57 duncan was the dude who like you'd say hey i can work uh tuesday through thursday this week you go dude, sorry. He'd put me on hold. while you're still working there. You can get better. made up of imagination. the world that you live in, the life you experience is an actual real life yes when what it really is is just a series of that they found out that we are in in reality, architects of our own world, our own universe,

1:47:18 it's like TV. It's the media. Every time you turn the fucking TV on, it's showing you death But there's a... i'm sorry but it's a great fucking quote he said it man he's great i i've actually Dude. Yogi Ramacharaka. I understand that. we get named on what some fucking 22 year old dope decided that some you're the little pink why not go really deep and fucking just rename yourself altogether.

1:50:47 Supporting the fucking murder of Salman Rushdie. I don't think it always works, but I think sometimes I do. is so ridiculous in the first place the idea that there's anything you could ever sign away where that person You give up that name. You give up the name Prince or copy and paste it and make his own Twitter picture. And you're going to start really getting freaked out as to how this fake Duncan Trussell really knows how to manage the real Duncan Trussell's life.

1:53:05 Will be giving you information Charles Duncan Trussell Get online and then my parents i think started just calling me dunk and then i decided i this name you know you gotta like you can choose your middle name or your first name. Little fucking genetic echoes named after you. Yeah, completely unoriginal. if you overdose on Joe. Everybody? I thought it was that black guy that interviews comedians.

1:55:50 Seemed like a nice guy, ex-military guy, but he wanted a lot of money for the site. Weird. We've got to wake up fucking early. Because something fucking cool happened, and I want to announce it. complaining because they don't fly the comics out, And that's happening in April. And they I don't understand how anybody ever got away Yeah, I'm real sure.

1:57:45 Yeah, but you can't just assume like that, right? Let's see. it's a bit of a charity. I think that's very nice. They must pay some people. to get a chance to perform. We'll put you up in someone's guest bedroom. But we can't pay you. But I think when it's coming from a festival the size of South by Southwest, which is a It's not Southwest Airlines, knucklehead.

2:00:23 Oh, my God. Me too. No, I don't know anything about, I don't, I'm like, this is just fucked up. Like I did the Vancouver Comedy Festival. There's a big difference, man. That place is great. They had to move the Montreal date I don't want to come across like, Vancouver pays people. They called it Just for Laughs. Nothing. I started feeling guilty because he's a who books it is a super nice guy. I started feeling guilty

2:03:32 subsidizing your festival. I would go though just for awesome doing it but here's the thing man here's the problem with that in my mind the thing that They do that every day. who would create the art. And that's it with big festivals. people for the next year sitcom you know what but with vancouver with montreal with you could say make one small step

2:05:42 too. I mean, I'm looking at an article about What are you doing? It's weird I don't want to join anybody else's festival an LA comedy festival. LA is one of the best places in the world. I think there's a few, no? Our own, dude. We should do an Ice House Yeah. Tail totally gets in the way of ass play. It's so fucking beautiful. wrong about this what is called the emerald triangle it's like right where you start getting

2:08:09 I watched a documentary on it Anyway these people Yeah, that's right. growing something out of the ground you're not doing anything wrong you're not evil you're not mexicans they're mexican they've got a fucking god of drugs. They have guns because they're all the way up here because they can't grow it down there than at any time ever. we're we're riding or we are in a dream that is symbolic of our own life and we're slowly decaying

2:11:09 know that i am a hundred percent humbled blown away flattered i can't use enough positive words Like when we, when our, that rant we had that landed on Alex Jones, everybody knows that this is a fucking mess. you're like, well, clearly there's some sort of a disease. There's an illness. There's a sickness. munchkins. I'd love some little munchkins.

2:13:08 How cute are they? trying to like bring back in. It's so fun. And it'll always make you laugh. You can't get angry I still love my dogs. I'd love a little fucking baby one day, man. So that would be, whoever did the best compilation video compilation video will give him access to your wife's vagina as the baby's coming out. Formalsweatpants.com. Yeah.

2:14:58 what is it, six? Let's wrap this bitch up let's bring it home Nikki the annex is very small Just go to Icehouse Comedy No, in Maryland. I have to look at my calendar, but I just – I can't wait. They used to have that. this Friday night I've ever sold for anything. to watch it Same lineup So thank you to everybody that tunes in. We connect. Click on the link for the Fleshlight.

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