Joe Rogan Experience #1799 — Yannis Pappas Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I'm coming down. Those shows are fucking great. Private bathroom. Yes. Push a code in. That's nice green room's nice private bathroom yeah push And it's not just comics. And by that, I mean shed a few homeless people on the street. You're looking good. You shed a few pounds, you know? And by that, I mean, like, he had a plan, and he fucking pulled it off.

2:14 better. I used to work at a formerly homeless SRO. That's really like other states should adopt I did 9-11 disaster relief fresh out of college from 2002 to 2005. They had to be relocated. We were like their representative, and you would take their case. explosions and the collapsing of the buildings yeah did they ever provide them relief i know It was, like, right after.

5:02 I met him in this little cubby meeting room, How old were you? And that started happening to me. I got to get them the MRA program or else they're going to get evicted. you know over and over and over you're fucking seeing this shit every day all day like how do All the good guys that we know, the guys who are good, We get people to believe. Especially in Germany.

7:28 Yeah, he came up like a New York comic. Sent him up there. that happened 80 years ago. Because now, you know, when you're seeing Putin invade Ukraine, They have a personality type. He's like, I want more. We're provoking him by being on the border. It's like there's a bunch of countries who are like, oh, yeah, we're provoking. We're provoking him by being on the border.

9:19 We are the citizens. an anti-American statement, you know, there's talk about them wanting to join NATO and wanting to join the EU, and people are like, well, that's provoking them. I used to think it was mutually assured in destruction until I talked to Mike Baker He goes, no. I don't know. It sounds like the waves of missiles. Let's find that out.

11:59 Allegedly. Just to make sure it works. How much time would it take for one of those missiles to hit Seattle that many times faster than or claimed it could reach Mach 27, which is 20,500 miles per hour. I think that's right. at a fish, Like, we're smart. So if it's going 24. Yeah. Putin's strapped. Yeah. Yeah. There's a ton of guys from Dagestan. Because what he's explaining to us was that the roads into Kiev,

16:03 But they're also killing a shitload of civilians too. No, we win, Duke. We'd have a real problem. Shouldn't it be just like a commission fight? America, we claim, yeah. If you want to be here, you're American. We're a melting pot. Oh, way crazier than that. they would drop you off in the desert, that you can't believe is real, That's one of the reasons why he's so fucking strong.

19:02 I think you just made a pretty good argument. No one in the world in an MMA fight. He's going to crush everybody. He thought he hurt him. You're looking to turn the tide, but Francis is just too powerful. He did. That Eastern block down there. I don't want you to know his story. That's it. His head is so fucking thick. Yeah, he was like a freak show of speed and power

22:58 Yep, right to the body. Not perfectly, but, you know, like when he was 13 years old, And it was basically his invention. That's Tyson. And he would tell him, you don't I was like, take my wallet. Well, he thinks, man. He like applied a lot of their historical It's not innate. We always have like a great leader. because that's the coveted demographic

27:39 There's different kinds of old people there's old people that are wise and there are old people that are young idiots that just survived. Good point. people, when they get older, they this is like this is a time of unprecedented job opportunities yeah so many people have quit their are just morons you know they're just morons that because of all these incredible inventions and the

29:53 able-bodied you know but like when you get older and you lose all that if you're still cool looking at because if you look at them when they're 25 like their entire existence is about checking out how many people are paying attention to them checking out how many likes they're Those Latin women know how to keep it going. Really? I mean, you know, a lot of it would be weight based.

32:57 Population's not huge, but they're just big folks. even though there's not a lot of people. Oh, God. Well, that's what the problem with that's you're basically talking about like a social credit system. And it's tied to digital currency. Like, no, I think you should have freedom. No, he can't have a cheeseburger. But you eat lean. You've got to be doing something right. Well, I work out like a fucking, like three people. Yeah. I eat so much fucking food, dude. But you eat lean.

35:34 I mean, it's like I'm a glutton. it's tidy over there. No. They create fun times, He would have never made it. And he would just go up there and start telling stories. He's just one of those guys. Joey Diaz thinks about things that are very wise. I'm actually He doesn't want to talk to just any schmo. do you think at a certain point it just kind of eats itself?

38:36 elected because the way people are elected like you know because Benjamin Franklin once said why because people are like, yeah, he's going to go in and clean it up. not a narcissist and not a, you know, a crazy egomaniac. Yeah. I think 79 or 80, yeah. The John Kerry thing. Ukraine sure, but of a comic ran for president in America like I think Schultz could pull it off

41:49 Yeah turn your phone sideways for a second Dude people will do it It drives people, they love it. Because we're in a new era with a new level of technology that's changed the world so much. Have you ever seen that 60 Minutes It's hilarious, but it's a Tom Segura bit. you know although it's obviously not one person they have a cabinet they have a vice president there's a lot you know you have a legislative branch yeah you have a lot of

44:37 wouldn't the perfect time to invade have been when he was president because he wouldn't put I mean, you heard that from all these idiots on TV over and over and over again. a deal there, and there's money being passed around. But isn't he like a germ freak? He does have normal size. Yeah. He's tall, so maybe they just look a little smaller. I think he had sort of a pudgy, he was pudgy big.

46:55 But it's like that was this narrative that they were shaming him for his little hands. That was the implication. Yeah. It wasn't even that bad. She looks like someone who is like a teacher that you're like, oh, not this lady. Jen Psaki looks like the chick from The Big Lebowski. You wouldn't throw in that, you know? You would have an argument with her, and she wouldn't even try to be accurate.

49:17 Okay, make it sound good. It's not about relaying information or facts or being accurate or transparent. Well, do they? I mean, when they're coming with some things, they're quoting actual statistics and numbers. She just bullshits about things. You're saying it on television. No more questions. Of course they do. on television. F.E. Bailey. all those guys man

51:46 Is he okay? Like way too hard in allegedly yeah in a Buster Keaton? to be Alec Baldwin you don't want to be this guy you don't be that guy and then Everyone's scared to tell you that's the, like, It's not good. can i get you a water mr sm. Smith? Here's the latest script. Which one's the caboose? But what is the front one called? Front trunk So the locomotive is the front part

55:24 I'm going to go eat these 10 cheeseburgers. Oh, they're amazing. It was just Elvis, right? But Elvis didn't have any of that. was trained by a legit guy ed parker who was like uh look at that these are terrible kicks bro is very different too. And they're all, like, falling down on the ground. McDojo Life on Instagram is this dude who puts up all of these fake martial arts videos.

58:25 Yeah, Elvis was involved in that power of belief I've had people have conversations with me about it. It's like, okay yeah show me one guy show me one guy that can do that against a trained martial artist He did it fully clothed too. They can get some guys who were probably taking roids to all of them Yeah. Yeah. I just imagine he has Crocs on when I see him.

1:01:19 Florida. once a month and they film like four or five of them. He goes, Bert stays in my house. He goes, For a guy, if that's what he consumes, he looks pretty good considering. promotion. I got a great joke about your wife being a whore. Look at that guy. That's a great show. Yeah. Dude, I broke up a wicked dog fight at Whitney's house. She had to get her ear put back on.

1:04:23 It just nipped at her a little bit like it would a dog. I love pit bulls. Yeah. It's like that thing is still a wolf and has no idea how small it is. Genetics, genetics are interesting and listens like if I tell him hey man come here like I could talk to him like But I've had other dogs who'd be like, fuck you. I had a friend who had a wolf. Yeah. No. I go, are they trained? He goes, no. They're wolves. They don't listen to shit.

1:07:11 They got wolf in there. Yeah, if you have a 98% wolf dog, you got a wolf, and that thing doesn't listen. That's what they do. They love it. It's the same thing. That's real funny, though. If you see certain men It's, he was talking being born with smaller taints. You've got to look at it real close, Testicle sizes are growing smaller and smaller. And this woman, Dr. Shanna Swanch, has this book called Countdown.

1:11:12 and different farming chemicals. Because the modern world makes you live longer, but... Holy fuck, man. It says making their way into our food, drinking water, and even air. This study has helped provide an accurate calculation of ingestion rates for the first Everything is getting affected by these plastics ago. And that would probably take 100 years. Don't they do like uh recyclable plastic they know how to make like potastic plastic out

1:14:15 There's a lot of shit they can make off of hemp. Right? Yeah. and in those 70-ish years, most of what we use needs plastic. plastic is now in landfills. Holy fuck. By 2050, another 26.5 trillion pounds will be tap water whoa tap water tap water I don't know but the crazy thing is like Yeah, it'll be a co-acle. It's not good. I don't know if you have a super long taint

1:17:37 Right? Well, you know, you look at like the ancient Roman statues, they would make tiny dicks small on purpose because they felt like big dicks were like crude. it's safe to say there's too many journalists there's too many quote-unquote journalists air quotes i saw this article about uh how some movie uh what was it the one with sharon stone what was it basic

1:19:06 jamie about uh the will smith thing that's in the independent i sent it to you a text message you Performative pearl clutching. You just knew that this incident that was between two guys, also they happen to both be African-American. It's really. It's out of control. Wouldn't you love if we had that It happened in america Outrage is on television, which is racist.

1:22:18 It's violence. show where studios pay for those awards did they really win it's a matter of taste they don't even is they're not credited. because they wanted to, they were saying things that were sort of not accepted at the time and they didn't want the backlash. It's getting weird, but there getting weird. It is getting weird. It's getting really weird. It's getting weird,

1:24:17 because you saw the difference There's a huge disconnect happening here. What if Leah Thomas is just going undercover in collegiate swimming, in female collegiateger swimming and she's just getting in there She's just an amazing woman. Maybe. No matter what anybody says. that's where the real pushback is right where people like hey the fuck right this is not fair

1:27:50 That's a great point. It's because men are bigger and stronger. Not only that, you can't compete as a trans man That's how they synthesize artificial or exogenous testosterone. That's why men, they used to have exemptions in the UFC for men to take testosterone if you had low testosterone. And this is when USADA came along. because that'll be just hilarious.

1:30:40 Could you imagine? Okay. So if you took massive amounts for a long period of time, That's why this exists in the first place, right? Because there is no real balanced playing field Do you have access to better coaching? I think that the real problem is going to come along when gene therapy gets introduced to And myostatin is what regulates the muscle size of the body.

1:33:58 The best example is whippets. So that's a real cow. Wow. do not operate in isolation, but interact with other genes in ways that are, as yet, You can make Hulk people. Or you could also maybe download every wrestling move that was ever invented. We're literally Neanderthals. countries to show national superiority, you're going to have people using these genetic editing tools

1:38:03 And you'd be smarter. You'd know like what really triggers people as creative as humans, Because AI is basically psychopaths. from our vulnerability and our insecurities that makes great art. Yeah, you leave a message. Yeah, and you would come home. You see that little red light flashing like wow somebody likes me not picking up. This fucking guy. Yeah.

1:40:22 Someone else is calling. Yeah, you gotta take a chance Oh, yeah. In high school, it happened. Someone was talking shit about somebody talking shit be like i'm gonna put I know that. They couldn't make it. And you pick it up and talk on it. Like if you were roaming, like if you drove, still in Massachusetts, you drove to a different You would call someone in New York,

1:42:19 You couldn't call and check on them. Yeah, it's not. Someone would deliver it for you. The fact that that has existed for so long that you could just send things in the mail. And Elon was actually talking about this with the Neuralink. He was saying that one of the problems is going to be that the access to information is going to be so incredible for someone who has the Neuralink in that their bandwidth,

1:44:07 a hole drilled in their fucking head and get that stuck in there all these like super competitive You don't want women to become men. maybe that will be the impetus for women to become like imagine beating imagine being the pre-pubescent. Imagine being a woman who finally you know What is this? Maybe I need to slow it down a little bit. Yeah, which means there's some level of testosterone.

1:47:28 unfortunately, is cyborgs. 2007 was like steady increasing. But then iPhones came along. Now everybody has a fucking cell Then they invented the printing press. The next thing that comes along, if it's Neuralink or if it's something similar, it's probably We already have technology that has allowed a person who's Yeah. Crazy. But that's going to be like that's nothing in the greater scheme of the world.

1:51:26 and we're obsessed with the newest stuff like the i have an iphone 13 here it works great to make money. But I think it's just like, there's a weird sort of jealousy that dogs have. them later though dogs no they try to eat the bones I thought that was like a thing from But if you give a dog a bone, they only bury it to eat it later. It is a thing that they bury bones.

1:53:33 like sometimes they'll run and they'll run like maybe even 100, 200 yards. there is zero chance they're going to survive. You know where they went. that means it went there when that thing went down and it probably ate some of it And it's just sitting there. video of what he is certain is a grizzly bear that he saw in Colorado. He's like there's isolated grizzly bears. There's been sightings and

1:56:14 I think this is true. Or you might have to kill the grizzly, and grizzlies are protected animals. just by how much we keep populating The request that approved, which have approved, could allow the animals to be hunted. We have a problem with too many bear interactions with humans. So the idea of killing a grizzly bear is abhorrent to a lot of people in this

1:58:34 and it's buried. She was not protected in Yellowstone. She was taking photos of it. which they don't do in the wild. So it's not totally wild. Well, they don't got any say in the matter. Wolves scare bears off sometimes, you know, especially if there's a lot of them and it See if you can Google what this is called. half the size they're a totally different looking animal they're like big bulky it's because of the

2:01:57 Giant humans. Maybe. There's some birds. smaller people, like that Isle of Florencis that had that like a little hobbit person. That's like a little island that dude was living on. Right. I made the joke about the Russians, but I noticed when I lived in Miami, I changed. Next thing you know, it's like sweatshirt. machismo yeah they're warmer people like they're more emotional than you go up north right and

2:04:13 They're cerebral and they're inside most of the year. over a certain amount of time, Yeah. And she didn't have any food when she was young. They can. And he looks great, by the way. Oh my God, he's so big. No. is he's one of the rare heavyweights but it's never been utilized in the UFC amazing. 301 pounds with 10% You can't do it. You can't. There's all these videos of him hitting pads

2:08:30 There's no maybe I could hit him first. I mean, he's 6'6", 6'7", anyway, but there's something about basketball he was wearing like a Halloween You need mental fortitude. Like Lawrence Taylor, there's stories about him where he would show up at the game. It's just insane. Because he was so powerful, man. I think it was in the tackling. There was something about the-

2:11:03 Oh, it was a tackle. No. I think football is the harshest. when you get hit in like zero degree weather You know what that feels like. It is kind of crazy that they are playing How did he get his toes removed? So he had foot surgery, right? But they had to amputate his big toe and the next toe over. It's rotting and it's gonna that spreads And they can't do anything but amputate.

2:14:45 And so she gets a staph infection. He goes, what's wrong with her? hanukkah whatever so we go to uh we go uh to the sidelines. I go, pull your pants up. why don't they fucking tell you about that? I go, they should fucking There's certain gyms that are known for it. At one it they're cleaning the mats they still were getting staph the people like it was just sometimes

2:16:57 I'm like what's going on? And then he showed it to me and I was like dude we're going to hospital dude He goes what's on your fucking calf? I looked over those like these little red spots all over my own shit beat Chris Weidman, he was on antibiotics for staff. When he won, when he beat him for the title, but antibiotics knock you for a loop. when they have surgery.

2:19:22 and he was in the hospital for a long time. It's trying to eat you quick. Bacteria, viruses. they'll just shove you under a rock and leave you there for a few days. in numbers, mountain lions have decreased just killed it. He didn't bury it. He's just waiting for it to rot. like we got to get out of here. And that bear is behind you. No idea. Giannis Poutelis, they were all on this trip in Alaska,

2:22:48 And they're like, okay, is this fresh bear shit? Knocks guys flying. This guy dirt myth he in the middle of the the scramble and the bear knocking these guys and they can hear it huffing at them through the woods. No, they got so fortunate. I don't know if they left meat for the bear. pound bear and this one's 11 feet because this is alaska they're the biggest ones because they have

2:25:18 Are they going to shrink, you think, because they're now in a different environment? that's a smaller wolf. and they would all die. Everyone's scared of wolves. But if you're a hiker and you go down the wrong path, wolves will fucking eat you. But either way, you know, There's dogs that can fuck up wolves. Kangals can grow to 145 pounds and up to 33 inches tall,

2:27:50 Wow, interesting. That thing looks like that werewolf I have outside. It is so big. Do that picture with that lady of this thing. Damn. That's a 200 pack of wolves will win on, yeah, pack of wolves, you don't want to fuck with them. they'll corral them. Smart. Made the list well, I guess the wolf can't kill it. How do you get to his body fucking mop look at that mop?

2:29:56 Yeah. Look at that thing laying there. It goes viral for her swimming video. Poodles can be nasty. They use those to protect the horses. Yeah. It looks so close. I mean, it's clearly a husky, but man, it looks a lot like a wolf. For sure. I wonder what it is that makes a husky look so much more like a wolf. they stop it and they go, alright, we want something vicious

2:33:11 They had foxes and the foxes had like, you know, they had them kept in cages. their ears started to flop, their snouts started to shorten, no other animal has. See if that's true. What does it say? I'm trying to get to the article about it. Oh, so that, the puppy dog face, the puppy dog eyes. Oh, okay. What does it say? That's fucking wild. I said with dog and when I would say to her do you want to go for a walk?

2:35:33 They get pumped about everything. When I come home and there's no one in the house Like, he's so happy to see you. He does the route. He's a great networker. Yeah. They're like, why are you dudes not acting chill? And the dog just runs up to Marshall and bites him. He didn't know what to do. You know and that like in certain areas where I knew that this people on the trails

2:38:28 two dogs don't get along and somehow they know when they meet and it's like it doesn't well some Like, you might do something stupid. Like, he's a protector. I believe it. binoculars and they feel wind at the back of their necks. The wind is behind them. And then the bear There's gonna be something to that all the shit that we deal with today that's kind of softened us and turned us into human pugs but

2:41:39 And also those expressions. That is crazy. They probably sense heightened awareness, calmness. They probably can tell what you awareness, calmness where you're, they probably They're sneaky. I wonder if this dude is weak or this dude's a character, or not capable of fairly quickly. fuck you and then the psychopath had to go yeah like if a tribe found out that someone was hoarding food

2:44:00 have there been on chiefs and tribes? It probably had, you know, over time it probably evolved. Yeah, no. Always. So that came later? we just assume those guys fuck a lot. Yeah, they do. You know, they all do. You know, Star. He looks fantastic. Was that his church? but now I'm seeing the first written mandate requiring priests to become chaste came in AD 304.

2:47:05 Mutated to be a worse virus. But if they cannot exercise self-control they should marry for it is better to marry than be aflame with passion Imagine how wild people must have fucked back then, too. Yeah. understanding the power. They have multiple orgasms. I mean, you could really enjoy Pontius Pilate was in the Roman Empire. And he was known for like raping kids.

2:49:22 So that was his life story. You know, in Russia, Like, you know, the real flaw in freedom and the real irony to the amount when you complain is that you're allowed to complain, which means you have it good. They'll cut you in half in front of your kids. rather in serious bodily harm That was just a few years ago. He should have jumped on his back as soon as he turned his back like that.

2:51:25 Because you're only slapping a guy who you know can't slap you back. Yeah. of solid jiu-jitsu training under his belt I read that they talked and Will Smith made a statement and Chris Rock even apologized. It's like a teachable moment, right? Now we know. There's two egos. Those guys are hilarious together. They are hilarious. Moshe Kasher. Comedians can be hard to be friends.

2:53:48 but they don't really have any friends. Is it a gut feeling? you know, I'm hanging out with them for hours right we're going we're gonna do a show valuable than money right it's the only thing you can't get back yeah time and health yeah health But after a while, they get used to it. you're kind of disconnected from what you need to do as your job.

2:55:54 Yeah. I give them so much because I know you're nuts and I give them all the room many not many not many for theaters how many for theaters is there 50 100 yeah maybe maybe 100 It's a very small tribe of people that are comics. Yeah, that's that's a real unfortunate part of the business Always. This and that. Well, that's probably why they're doing it.

2:58:56 You're not that good at this thing that's hard to do. You really do. That's what Ari said. Yeah, it's fun. Because before, we used to be competitors. back then. Yeah. Only a certain amount of spots. Only a certain amount of spots. And everybody had So that's why it's an asset to each other. This is like we all, we can promote each other now because it's not like your show's on Tuesday at 8 p.m. and so is mine.

3:01:22 That's such a great way to describe it. So you find out about Two Bears, One Cave because they were on Skeptic Tank or they of us yeah so it's changed that mentality that these some of these older cunty comedians still That's the thing. like totally come on we did new york we're going to protect this park and so shane starts ragging on them and saying that we're

3:04:10 comics recommend people who are good yeah yeah i have a few people recommend people and i They can put a thing up on Instagram, and it can become viral, I'm like, wow. She had a billboard. Yeah. He's the funniest dude in the world, Kyle Dunnigan. Well, you watch his Biden you watch he's the funniest Have you seen are so good. great writer and he's still a great comic but he doesn't didn't do the road didn't have a lot of

3:07:16 that we're talking about it right now, but the two of them together It doesn't get enough attention. Yeah. he always has new shit yeah he's just a prolific animal he's an animal yeah he's like a stand-up has that mask like below his chin. episodes i put them up and um on youtube and then youtube took one down right i appealed it the problematic time codes but they were nonsense it was fucking nonsense that's what we read the

3:10:26 You know, so it's just making a joke about the gay pride parade being a little naked Yeah. Spats? It's like, all right, dude. what your sexuality is. So they banned that episode if it was that episode or another episode. I was making fun of Justin Bieber. So I don't know if it's something else I said in the episode. The other, I don't know if it was that episode or another episode, I was making fun of Justin Bieber.

3:11:42 You know, it's real funny. Joking around. And then you got Justin Bieber's now in that family. triggers you getting a strike. Just fucking jokes. Right. like what is acceptable just allowing a person and people have different tastes, Hear, hear.