Joe Rogan Experience #1805 — Mike Tyson Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! No. The first time you came on and you said, I can't even work out. You have to do it. I was going to be the first fight. I wouldn't have to chase this guy all around. Not at all. You think it's cool? This gentleman, he was a mayor in this town in the Midwest, But he hung out with the people. I mean, the world will turn on you if you take yourself too serious.

3:11 That's a beautiful attitude, and you're so right Life is a balance and your legacy is not what you accomplish. Yes. He felt like if you had any imbalance, like if you were too aggressive or too peaceful, And I don't know why it's like that. Yeah. It's crazy. Do you think that that's what it takes to make someone who is as good as you as young as you you have to be?

5:59 Well 12 to 19, he died when I was 19, Hey, baby, I love you. Hey, what's this? Hey, stop. Very funny comedian, but he has a funny joke about football players. No, he did it illegally. Sometimes we do our sports when it's out of season and we get in trouble. Like, when you crashed your car, gave it to the cops. That's what it was. Ain't that. Yeah, there's no getting used to some things. There's just God. Ain't that.

8:21 How do you acknowledge yourself? In order to be in the master, you're not learning. Hell, you have Ice skating. teach people to fight well. That's what happens when you don't fight, you teach. It's interesting. Everybody has their role, right? They're very 1% though. Right. Exceptions so small. It's interesting, everybody has their role, right? they should stop fucking eating, losing weight when they don't need to lose weight.

10:42 Constantly. Yeah. We're on work in progress. Also, they probably also can relate to you because they can't believe their life is real either. like Nina Simone music and he just goes out and does his thing everyone everyone You have to bring it out of them. Like if he was so excited about it you know i mean and they don't inspire you. Yeah, you ain't going to be nothing.

13:41 If you do that, you accomplish your job. And it's also just being so fortunate to have met a guy like Cuss. It's all going, moving towards all of this is playing out And you're dying as the world is changing rapidly around you, If life is beautiful, We're born now. He just don't want us to think after this is nothing. to like a pragmatic scientist,

16:25 and only think about the things that matter to you know to your your bottom line your bank account I'll do this, I work for this position in life. And do them as often as possible. Yeah. All of a sudden, they start seeing these animals that look deformed with human beings' hands and heads and stuff. It goes right here. That's what's crazy. This is crazy.

19:06 Yo, listen, man. They're really considerate. They didn't know that they regularly hunted monkeys. something about a little face when the chimp is grabbing it and pulling it apart and the little some learn faster than others. very peaceful time but I think Yeah, don't be that dude. Oh, my God. There's a group of chimps that they found in the Congo that are a subspecies.

21:37 huge maybe um maybe somebody's been a scientist in a laboratory with them I But with this chimp, this is in such a remote part of the Congo. Oh, no, that's that chimpanzee. I mean, look at the size of those guys. One was tree beaters and the other one was lion killers. So they're an odd subspecies. when we see these people that, And I seen them. That was how she died?

24:06 Listen, they have statues of men fighting the Amazon. If it was a real tribe of super women fighters. Real deal, baby. They remove the right tit so they can shoot. It doesn't make sense. Maybe. And when you use proper technique, the boobs don't even come into play. Maybe they just realized they could hold the bow better and not have to chop a tit off.

26:02 I am. Some people believe, oh, that black cat crossed the path. Those people, they gave us thought. There's that, and there's also just geniuses like Galileo. Oh, what the fuck, nigga? Every time he goes, I have a friend, every time he takes a shit, he takes a shower. That's a clean man. What the fuck What the fuck Sick people. No doubt. I love the burning bush.

29:08 I forgot, but I did it in an audio book. in ancient religions. LSD residue on them. I know. God. Wow. You look at Greeks now, they don't have the bushy hair Yeah. Great. These guys are farmers. people get chopped up a lot of people got chopped. But they were doing it because they were dying, The Vikings took over the world. Because what the Western call it, the Vandals went to Africa.

32:38 strongest men in the world guys are all from Iceland. they're warm Exactly. Monsters. They can fight a polar bear. In India, Did you see the tiger when he jumped on the elephant It was a tiger around killing some cows and stuff. That's how big they get. Look at him. Oh, my God. Could you imagine that job? He froze. car? Oh yeah, I did. motherfucker they get out the car nigga get the fuck out all right i don't want to hear this

36:22 Jamie, find that video, please. He tried to jump on the stage, but he jumped on his leg at the stage. Oh, look at this. I'm tired of that bullshit. Look what she said. Get out the car now. The drug is a narcotic, man. You had to do that? And if they accidentally, because they chew on my arm and stuff, and if they accidentally How big did they get? lions and stuff lions are like dogs and stuff they like hanging out with family but tigers only hang

39:14 my lions hang out there on the front table After mating season, if they see you, they're going to kill you. we were talking about it, and I saw this cat. Because it was so pretty. Ooh. with them really enough swimming so what did you do when you weren't around like like say if you were training for a fight There was a dude they found an alligator in his apartment.

41:41 Yes. The tiger and the lion started fighting. Ain't no little tiger. Look at this stuff. Look how big that is. My cat is true. You can't hang out with this cat, man. He's looking at this cat. Oh, no. right to look at them dogs I'm doing like love. That's when you know you're coming for your head yeah some dogs will do that if you eyeball them that's why they're so i never knew that since you said look in the face they think you're challenging them

44:39 If a tiger, if you go, like I see my tiger running in the cave, man. And then I ask them, they're just looking at you. Listen. but then i give them the horse meat this is when it gets fun when you get the whole side of a cow Did you ever see that? No, no. No way. Okay. Oh, Jamie, send me this. No, listen. Oh, really? I know they have that, but they fart.

47:30 You got to call some motherfucker. I got to go. Of course tiger farts are the worst. How did this? Oh, wow. I don't want to give people any ideas. whatever you think a human did to another human being, And sometimes in these special camps and stuff it happens. These people throwing it at you. I guarantee you there's may have them drugged up, take them on these

50:12 it's an old old book about that very that's the only challenge in chase everything else is too easy it's too simple-minded the fox is the Guaranteed someone's done that. They're going to study what they're going to attack or what they're going to make their victim. No, you think about it. You know, and you can't catch him, and he's smarter than you, and he kills you.

52:03 Yeah. At least you have a possibility of succeeding. What a terrifying thought that people would be into doing that. You say, like, you know, I'll make $5 million. Like, if you had a show like that, where you paid. Well, some people will. Yeah, you want to believe it to end the suffering. That's where What's my name? He was a talk show host. Is that real, though?

54:46 They continue to say that That's right not Barry He was so much fun. He had the perfect amount of silliness. I once applied for the CIA. And he says he's not in the CIA anymore. Chuck Barris, the CIA assassin? There's a possibility. like, what was that, the 70s? Yeah, yeah. Here's one that says it was 77 though He was so silly That was like What was that The 70s

56:32 Listen That got arrested believe that. they're innocent Yeah, they were Yeah, it is. i mean that's one of the the things about the future that i think is going to be very strange Hey, Bob. Bob, how you doing, man? But sometimes it's not. You know, every now and then, I have dreams. I dream more when I'm awake than when I sleep. Yeah. I said, fuck, you're doing this shit, Mike?

1:00:40 So he said, Mike, I don't want you to fight, man. You rub his belly? He freaked out and just chilled, right? Yeah. They do this white shoe. his neck. So I'm in there, No shark showed up. but God oh you wanna hear this My wife said that's a good idea. Oh, I'm like fucking out. Oh, my God. This is so crazy. This is crazy. My baby, I love you, Kiki. I think if you screamed at a tiger, I think you would think it's adorable.

1:04:28 If you step on their feet. a cheer freaks them out. I wonder why. When I saw them, I was like, what's that about? You know, you wake him up. you can't do this that is from a baby That's the bullshit. You get mad that he fought. You might smack him. Yeah. That's that guard mentality shit. He's a wizard. Yeah, he's still in jail. cats. You don't want to say it?

1:07:54 I sleep with them. I sleep in my bed with them, and this guy keeps them in cages. There's like 3,000 tigers out here. Yeah. I think I'm a fucking, excuse me, I think I'm a doctor. this baby takes a chunk out of me how bad was it i had like seven stitches eight six people that must be terrifying though when they bite down on i just didn't want to get my

1:10:04 but the tiger's intimidated the lion a little right and he's big like 200 Did you ever hear about that island where the river broke off into a different direction have to take down. And they can get killed easy. Show us some white lions. So ordinarily you think they would kill it because it's too visual? That's not albino though. Oh, that'sbino. That's not albino, though.

1:12:58 Hey, but listen, that's where it stems from. I had a lynx before. It's tough. Oh, really? He don't look like he wants to be there. They don't look cool. He's going to get clawed. Somebody's been feeding that cat. They have to be killing things all the time. All the time. Because they're eating rabbits and stuff. Look at these guys. They have to be killing things all the time.

1:15:02 All the time. Look at that one, biting a deer. It's like Mongolian, right, down around there. Like, shorter than Napoleon. Oh, wow. This is similar to worshiping God. I believe that too,, I mean, how? The kingdom, right? So 40,000 years ago, they didn't have manes. is that a bunch of mammals died off, they think, around 12,000 years ago. There was an American lion that was bigger

1:18:32 And then the Europeans brought them in again. That's what I'm worried about. Fuck that. What? Death is death. Did you ever get to meet Putin? What was it, Georgia? What's that like? Well, you know, in order for them to be brutal, they had to have a heavier, stronger power Remember they had the widows of the Chetnyan warriors, oh they're the best before they were Vikings

1:22:13 So October 23, 2002, 50 Chechen rebels storm a Moscow theater, taking up to 800 people hostage during a sold-out performance of a popular musical. begin an immediate and complete withdrawal from Chechnya, So it was a 57-hour standoff at this palace of culture and entering through underground sewage tunnels. Jesus Christ. It's a hard part of the world, Mike.

1:24:10 Oh, the people. You know, I don't. klitschko brothers usik all these guys that are like huge superstars they're putting on and it turned into a war of humanity. wars are started because somebody wants something I don't know. Yeah, people are using Kurds and whatever they are. You don't find anything like that in the news. in other parts of the world

1:27:31 Yeah. Yeah, they did. and was created by people thousands and thousands of years ago. Not all the Egyptians were enslaved. because I'm sure there was some slavery, right? Yeah, they always did pictures. They had the cocaine. Put in the cocaine mummy, please. In his hair? Yep. to 1500 a.d i think there was an egyptian mummy too though jamie where they found some uh cocaine

1:30:18 in Hanut Tawi's hair. Whatever it was. Somebody got the mummy and then they did coke off a mummy? In fact, I bet you won't sniff something with the mummy. Yes, yes. That's what I read too, but then someone told me Elizabeth Bathory She's a witch. of her. We'll divide her land. Oh, okay. No way. They just left her in a fucking cell. Modern scholarship has questioned the veracity of the allegations

1:34:58 there was a lot of money involved It was really an old rich lady killing young girls and bathing in their blood. But I heard that was horse shit. Other than that, there would be no reason for doing it. And we were like, is this a parody? because they'd be addicted to a certain kind of shitty. LSD helped a lot of people. This is what I believe. to the normal human neurochemistry.

1:37:51 That's heroin. Natural heroin. Accidentally. All the animals be used for recreational purposes as Dudes were doing No. They found that in their wine jars. Isn't it kind of rude that we take our bodies and make it use formaldehyde, and then when you put it in the ground, it doesn't rot? Check it out. Smoking lizard tails. I'm sure there was all kinds of plants that you could eat

1:41:07 you start getting ready. but every now and then I need to roll a blunt. cocaine out of it you just chew the leaves yeah it's great they say it's great they do that in it's the food of the gods. of those guys that decoded the Dead Sea Scrolls so he was a scholar and he was But Jesus' story goes all the way back to Babylon. I don't know if it's true.

1:43:31 do things the right way. And he thinks it all came from the consumption of these psychedelic Are we really human? So much different. Maybe I'm in the wrong gender. Like a wolf Right. They set traps for monkeys. And they run right into him, Like to feel what it would feel like We can't out, we can't out fight them, 300 plus pounds. if it killed a jaguar or if it just found a jaguar dead and started consuming it.

1:46:20 It's because it's in Africa. Yeah, they don't know. They have skulls. They rip you out, man. Listen, the lions, they take chunks out you, man. A big-ass chimp has thick skin like a cat does. getting smaller? They found out there's a But it was a common deformity? That's fucking insane. Right there? it's a severe malformation of the baby's brain I don't know.

1:50:08 if you receive What was the guy named Whoa. What happened? They got skulls? I don't know. there was a few that lived that were big. Whoa. I don't know if they're real skulls, but check them out. Let me see that again. We could be born like fish. the skeleton way all of this is in the way we're in the way I want to say it's about 18 pounds I'm That's not what I heard

1:51:46 You know? How many times have you ever had to have surgery? Other than that, nothing. I broke my shoulder. You just let it heal? Yeah, I just let it is. It's broken. I never knew my shoulder was broken. That's crazy. You just let it heal? I meant what I really meant is that my back was chipping away. is you can't sit down too much, you gotta be active.

1:53:27 No, I probably need to. Of course they don't, Baby, Ramadan is over. They get a couple of days in. It's euphoric, but you can't even explain it. You euphoric you totally forget to eat for sure And it's everywhere. We got a lot of that in our diets. Really? Right. It's nothing wrong with doing it every now and then. any money, It's no matter what you are,

1:56:40 If you make it, that's what it's all about a perfect world without struggle there's no And they start raping and fighting and killing each other. There'd be the rats that are the aggressive ones here, the non-aggressive. We done a lot of fucked up studies on rats. to do experiments on them. They don't look at them as nice, pretty little white rats.

1:58:55 That's why they do tests. No. pecking you. Wow. And if he's gonna fight you over a woman he'll push you outside if you see the shadow of a hawk or something. He'll push you outside for the hawk. These guys are extremely they're like, holy shit. Listen, I fly birds. I know what you're saying, you touch your body. But the way they do it. now we've got to go south.

2:01:46 You just get up in the sky. on you too. True. by giving it information about its That's incredible. as kids some people just walk they walk for miles or something just walk yeah maybe they have a seals create in the ice from almost one kilometer. That is fucking crazy. It could smell for miles away. for everything like Like everything. Yeah. It's a giant bear that lived, again, during the Ice Age.

2:06:01 he couldn't live long because he um he had to run it down because I'll tell you that. I mean, if you found out that something like that was out there killing everybody. That's a big risk back then. running the food chain it There's no question. If you can, if you don't have nobody to fight, It's just who you are. they get whether it's like a woman's right to choose abortion rights yeah

2:08:38 And I love her. I believe he has a gay son or something, that don't even talk about you? And he listened out. I don't really, I have no, you know, I don't know. My thoughts is they're right or wrong. That'd be the most terrifying situation ever. I don't use the word bitch and stuff Lady, I got to say, him or her, there's a lot of women fighters now

2:11:54 I said, and the Chinese girl that was fighting, And she said, well, it's obvious that Mike Tyson doesn't know nothing about the fight game and this and that. Rose clocked her. What happened there? She's so serious. She just kept saying it. she channeled it like she made it she's ready yeah she's just going i'm the best I mean, look at her crying like that

2:14:13 knockouts, if you were watching it Was there one guy who you used to like to watch fight live? They think of Duran as being Welterweight, but the Ken Buchanan days. mad monsters like yeah um haggler and these guys just boxing they thought haggler was gonna kill I was 18, I was at that fight. 10 fights man had what 85. he had a lot of fights he had a lot of fights in his career yeah he had

2:16:40 each other oh man they fought each other in wars, man. Crazy. They would never do that now. they kind of have to all all these guys I mean Pacquiao's kind of he still sneaky right hand well it was a big change Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's so lucky he's alive. I've been dead. I don't know. dangerous yeah it's cars you get cars today that are just so fucking fast just

2:19:38 super Aston Martin cars That is incredible. and have other countries plates an lm2 lmo2 the original lamborghini jeep yeah i saw me i was in saudi arabia and they're sort The 80s, 87. This is what happened. That's hilarious. What is it called? Spray smoke out of the back of them. Yeah, listen. Listen. I was the first guy that had that had a car boom I pressed the button got tax come out big tax give you a flat and shit. I pressed the button

2:22:56 And then I could know what else. And it has thermal night vision system. But the deer can see his fur is not white. It's ever veston. That's the word what it is. It's um, it's I think it's transparent Yeah, whatever it is. And then it covers all of the body because it's amazing insulation. He sits out there and floats. I forgot what they call it, but they're buoyancy.

2:24:53 But grizzly bears eat grass, and they eat berries, and they eat fruit, and they eat dead animals. something you should be concerned about he goes but you know what you should a community so to speak was under the ice in the South Pole. Oh, like an old city that they discovered? like 40,000 years ago was attached to Africa. And there was apparently a great inland sea all throughout Montana.

2:26:53 That's the wildest thing. This is a 250 million year old skeleton? We tell it's from somebody YouTube never lies. Look it up I think they can only tell within a large, it's not like they can tell the week that this thing of carbon apparently. and I'm going to say, yeah, it's true, And then how they figured out that if you applied that, the things that you knew were a certain amount of age old,

2:29:14 Since the beginning of time, the first person. that's supposedly what we are we're a half a million years old. But then we have to go to the mongoloid time. Yes. I do a bit about it, unfortunately. No. Steve-ville? No. Steve-O with some indigenous nigga. There's not enough of them. We get too close, they get sick and die. still kill these guys yeah we were just talking about this that 90 of the people in north america

2:31:56 It went into our vaginal system to survive, and it wanted to survive I've always wondered Checking our drive. Tell me about the powdered wig. I thought rats and stuff But they were royalty, big time, big people. So the more money you had, the bigger the wig was. Yeah, I mean, it dragged holes through people. Oh, what a terrible way to go. I think that's exactly what it is.

2:34:25 at roman time you see it's right in the streets yep slaves again pumped in the streets you're Marcus Aurelius. But this is a bloodthirsty monarch that's telling us this. Yeah. Like, I went for a tour in the Colosseum. They were superstars. Listen, they showed ancient times in Rome. They had the hash to get high on the table stuff. Like how did you make it this far?

2:37:02 They checked the marrow of their bones. I don't know what, but those were the best. how much they ate, if they filled their bellies Yeah, but there were a lot of disease infested back then. he goes, almost everybody has parasites. that it's almost unavoidable like we talk about they've been there in like 40 years. right? It's a form of slavery, this stuff.

2:39:24 Absolutely. Wow. Osiris the Great, one of those guys. What a horrible person. But what's crazy is that's like normal king behavior. Napoleon said this to his mother And so a king could be... A successful rapper, that's another name for King. Listen, what's that guy's name? abuse this is what i found out you know when you look at henry the ace and stuff that's life

2:41:58 But he left early today. I know. I understand what it's like to be real broke and poor. But that never escapes you. It's only good if you survive. They have to find out who they are. It's interesting because you're one of the few people that can get away with saying that. me in there let me show you what I could do boom let me show I break the world to

2:44:39 That right person hasn't ignited their fucking ego. Isn't that interesting how much inspiration but he could hypnotize you. infected your mind, but he didn't. What he did is make you become that thing. It was all about intention. with a lot of the belief system. too. I wanted it. They'd get mad. But I'm born in Brooklyn because the kids wouldn't go into the tournament.

2:47:31 These guys, I'm hitting arms. That's incredible. This guy named Wise. Nine, yeah, I'm watching him shadow box. I thought that was part of the fight. I have that mind. Boom. Once I see it, did you just copy it, or did he show you? Did he give you pointers? No. I have that mind. So it's always been like that. I said, wow. that had the kind of head movement like you did.

2:49:59 You can't beat the accumulation of punches. Right. It was so hard to hit, and you would punish people for mistakes. No, but I'm... but there's not a heavyweight out there That's like karate. It's not good when I'm out here. Yeah. If you watch the two guys fight, they're not taking risks. They were getting hit. It was a big part of your style. it's pretty wild, man, because you changed boxing in a lot of ways.

2:53:23 What a fighter. God damn. 1.2 points from beating him. That's what he said, man. God. Yeah. to become the champion, But damn, and later in his life, I guess he was like, fuck it. He was such an athlete. That's what it's about, is being active. him i'm not fighting nobody you can take my belts so it has to come to that i want to fight him if i Yeah.

2:56:29 You have made You're going to run that kind of gear with me. You got 20 extra rounds in you. You know, if I don't hear that, My first fight ever, right? Oh, my God. I'm like, Teddy comes, Greg, what the hell are you doing? People come up to me, great fight last night. You look good. Like, you like him? And then Cuss goes to the guy, hey, don't ever talk to my fighter again.

2:59:20 everybody was gonna steal his fighters he just blew his mind about people stealing his fighters Yeah, Joshua's fighting Usyk next, and Tyson is fighting Dillian White. Uziq is very hard to hit. He has that amateur boxing stuff, mess guys like Joshua up, That's why he's fucking learning. decision in the second fight. Joshua has to know how to throw more punches.

3:01:37 smaller guy. Klitschko's seen better days, though. Yeah, it's a great heavyweight time right now. Well, he's an Adonis. The Tyson Fury fight, to me, that's a real interesting one. What's wrong with this guy, man? What fighter comes in the ring with Patsy Cline crazy unless he's losing? Yeah. He's in the middle of his story right They couldn't explain Goliath or Samson.

3:04:46 Killing Goliath. Yeah, he killed a big guy with a rock. There's a thing about a heavyweight title fight where you know, Somebody never had a fight in their life, it's like, yeah, yeah, Isn't that crazy? No, the person that hurt him should have realized during the situation, this guy's not in my It's hard to pull back. Yeah. I shot the guy the fucker you gotta shoot these guys because they won't pay you oh my god he died i've been there for shooting the guy the foot oh my god he died from a foot shot oh no i don't know i think it

3:08:10 And they just did something. we could avoid you know what I realized? I know you told me Please. Woo. You know? And you see it go like, Articulate it to somebody professional people that know how to do people correctly. Fear. Fear is stronger than anything. But I also think there's a lot of people that are just ignorant to it. you want to lose it? Is there a way to do this in like a clinical setting where people can go and experience?

3:12:11 Mushroom yawns are weird because it's not like you're tired. it's some sort of a weird life form We're fungus. The dirt, Minerals. From carbon. it's raining diamonds holy shit icy gems may be forming deep inside Neptune and Yeah, sure. year old daughter. She's a genius. The fungus starts to process before you even for dying. You stop eating. And your body slows down. Yeah. And the fungus starts to process before you even start dying.

3:14:52 wealthy and he left over that and his wife and his children to stop suffering Oh, this is a different one. It's under a mountain, they believe. Is it full? I think death got a bad rap. Yeah. I went to Alaska once. Tell me about the bears. we came back it was just sunny and so it was i never felt better about the sun it felt so good likely that it could benefit from some

3:18:14 I'm always strong. No matter if I'm on a diet It's so good for it. Yeah, but I make sure it's enough. That's what it's evolved to get away from. It's um, it's fucking good for you who is that person? Probably like group tripping and then of course if you can relax when you're on a DMT trip found out. the way before he died, Yeah, I think Ethan Hawke was in it. That's right. Ethan Hawke.

3:22:13 They're delighted. No, it's like a long scale while you're in your bed. Whoa. So imagine how much power that 21 gram has if it's missing as soon as you die? If he's right though, it's amazing. though not losing it, but rather gaining an amount. I'm like, what's going on here? It's not scientific fact, You try something So why do they keep Did anybody try that test recently?

3:25:18 It literally could just be because it got published here, like in the New York Times, Damn. I don't underestimate them. some gentlemen are in New York like that story we think where you think about somebody, I hear from him. And it's going to be in your head. You still carry all that. How are you going to get somebody? Listen, I just found out today that my assistant has my credit card.

3:28:16 I'm lost. We always had money. i know he probably got some issues i kind of like of like this guy, man. I tried to get it on the podcast. What did he do? He can't help it that this is Whitey Bojan. always funny when a president who's like this button down you know like put together the All those guys that remember the 60s, they weren't there. Let's wrap this up.

3:31:14 So I got involved with this app. Is it still on YouTube? And I believe now that I'm with Relevant You Just look for it And you know all that stuff I met a bunch of them. I won't say masculinity is what it is. So it's on everything. and it's with jones soda which is like they make great so listen um and then we did Mike. But let's check this out. Look at this. Tyson 2.0. Oh, baby.

3:33:17 This is a dream come true. It really is. Bye.