Joe Rogan Experience #1806 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Not good. well I think the end was like Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon does not advertise that he's one of those cat like eddie bravo used to say that like that eddie that um Yeah. See if you can find a photo. So if you saw it in real life, that's what you would see. they trim your lids they give it give him that anime look Oh God look at that

2:55 that photo right there that you had your cursor on earlier the real creepy one right above yeah What is that? It looks like a tank. And then by 1983, he was already fucking with his Body dysmorphia. I can't. It doesn't make any sense. comfortable no one understands what's happening no one knows what life really he's doing is so cool and if he buys twitter's going to be one of the funniest things ever.

6:52 I would have an entire department it's like to me too much work it's fun it is a lot of work but it's funny that you get to Isn't this delicious? He said freedom of speech is someone you don't like saying something you don't want to hear. Who are rassing yeah, but it's like where does it end and how do you know you don't that's work? sitting in your cubicle and you decide to make a frog with a Nazi outfit on.

10:02 Like, you remember the frog people during the Trump campaign? Just what you're... You know what I mean? Keck, the god of chaos, who happens to explain how that works it's a neural network that can be programmed to different personalities these bots were having with each other. I think that's what the roots. Anyone can get the stupid blue check mark.

13:31 online like they're like uh farming personalities because you know in the old days somebody tweets going to push the needle towards whatever it is right whatever your laws your corporation wants with each other and lose all faith in the democratic process yeah sure all faith in I can no longer plunder. irradiated not by like obviously radiation but by bad data created by artificial intelligence

17:31 There must be so many of them. This would be a horror movie. And you're getting all these hot takes that are designed to sow the seeds of anger and distrust. and the tribalism between the two sides. But you could be friends. There was none of this bullshit of like, You got a lot of heat for that really stupid, but it's like some of Bernie Sanders' ideas

19:54 We've never had anything a lot of positives. someone would have to explain it better, He was pitching a bunch of different things that got people super uncomfortable. They pay a lot of money to politicians for books. And you can make it seem like everybody who opposes this idea is racist, And then it's going to be a normal thing. It's all Chinese funded.

22:46 when it comes to wealth on the planet. But so but when you have that much money, it is I imagine it's fairly easy to in a very subtle way start doing psyops for whatever it is. How does one do that? Do it in your best russian accent i can't do a russian accent So I retweeted Beto O'Rourke giving some speech. But right after I retweeted him, another demigog message.

26:11 certain number of followers they've got a little file on you somewhere and that little that little without like some grand conspiracy. I think But that lady- that helps push the needle. And just get them arguing about stuff. Yeah And when people just argue, they start arguing about other shit. I go, come on, man. Yeah. And it's hard for us to do that.

29:41 Oh, Jesus Christ. the thing you're talking about yeah is we going to get better at it as a species. And then they get weird when they're having a debate with somebody because the animal is hissing through whatever they're saying. when a dog barks, it's like when we sneeze, like they can't control it. Yeah. to interact with the universe. That's it. that's you that's you and then and then so at that point you have to you really probably want

34:01 How are you going to do anything like aggressive to people around you that are just versions of you? You it's it fucks up the whole it's Yeah I think they would have On what this was gonna be them through the rectangles so that we get them to do more stuff that we want problem is there's no no them okay so like i was just i just had this scary thought like oh my god that's that's what

36:47 Matter of time. And it seems like it is. Exactly. better than us. And they're going to let that super intelligence direct them. that's tolerable yeah man and what if it's in control of all those bot farms? Well, that's what I'm saying. No. Yeah, maybe. And this is not going to be like the shit we're arguing over right now. I don't think that's real.

39:55 I want a sparring partner. That's what the bot tells you right before it strangles you to death. that portal are our ai personalities that have already gotten into our discourse that are about horrible things like look at heaven's gate sure so this is that one of the scary things about it is replaces memories why would for sure it's going to be right it's like photos replace drawings you

43:07 It cooked you. You know, they tried it out, but it didn't work and fucked everything up. you didn't. it's, You know what's scary about it? And suddenly you're done. I think some of the stuff that we are not regulating right now is really going to bite us in the ass like that. relationships yeah we know like animals and even plants and fungus have these symbiotic relationships

45:56 But it has to be true because we're imperfect. filter that we're all in the same essence of the of the same essence yeah every person well that they imagine that must be me but really that's not you right that that's just a habit The more preferences you have, the more miserable you are. Dating sites for like older people. We're in the middle of the ride.

49:32 that this thing we're calling our human experience is like a gestation this is the case if it is true that we chose all of this, then maybe some people aren't supposed to have it's better not to disturb the minds of people who are asleep it you know let them sleep you know that only is waiting for us to use our little manpower terrifying what's scary about that is that it probably already happened so so

52:32 Something's wrong with my teeth. And somewhere in that vastness and in that advanced technology, it is so stupid to think that we haven't already been simulated, scooped up, hypnotized, or whatever it is. The way it happened is this. This makes sense. Yes. Right. You know what I mean? But you're not going to hear them The government tells them. I think they work for giant corporations.

55:58 I mean, all of them. manipulated discourses on something that's happening in the world that's being refracted then you get in this stupid symbolic war with each other you know you're just you're you're now you're just like i'm a disciple of fox yeah it will And let's run with it. That's Fox. like it used to be you could casually say something that is pretty obvious you could just

59:18 People are going to be like, wait, you don't really understand the full picture here. People go, oh God. Period. on no matter what language you speak you can't do it yeah don't do that dude don't do that you can't Yeah. Some of them would just kill themselves once they got to the city. They even used them as human moats. they would just find the smartest people and then they would they would like envelop incorporated

1:03:33 Like while they were crushing them with this structure that was over them. I don't like your table-crushing person idea. got this poor son of a bitch in the middle of the thing who's who's like just an idiot because he has gotten rid of people who offer divergent ideas right and now all that's left of these people are You know? That's the problem. There's a Greek, I can't remember who it was.

1:06:00 Reading that this is just normal, the way people have been conducting, having a state for a long time. You know what I mean? That was where they all got their knowledge from. right yeah man yeah they'll be like they just let hurricanes yeah hit cities They didn't turn the hurricane into energy and store it in a battery. What do you mean efficacy? A real feeling of being outside in the rain.

1:09:18 They're going to get it so it feels like this. of time that it took, it's not going to take that much. that's it's not just his it it's a lot of mathematicians. It is Black Friday. But if I had to bet it already happened if it hasn't happened, not only is it going to happen, but if you have any kind of thumbprint in the internet, you will be duplicated.

1:11:58 Like someone could be a really clever Duncan Trussell fan and come up with their version I wouldn't care. Oh my God. Right. You wake up. That's it. if I fucked this up. crazier what yeah why would why is that any crazier it's not well so that's i think the idea is the Then also we believe these memories, knowing that generally we can't remember That's why.

1:16:01 it's just a blurry slide show fugue state and i drove fugue state just like i'm like what am i doing i drove to because i wanted Then I drove to my mom's house down this gravel road and was like, holy fucking shit. try to find my mom and some weird grief thing that I didn't even realize I was doing you know It might as well be a different dimension compared to what it was or another planet

1:18:16 To try to keep that alive in your mind when it's just gone. an identity that isn't quite there that's the weirdest part about it it's it's uh you know You zone out, so you lose your keys. you know, like the good old days. I mean, it's here, obviously. prior to and the thing wakes up in every day Could you fucking imagine if every – you are aware right now that you are Duncan Trussell of North Carolina.

1:21:52 Yeah. who've been highly probable. 242. We'll be right back, folks'll be back is this live dude okay so and we're back ladies and interstellar travelers who are on a long voyage and the idea is oh yeah you put the astronauts but there's only a few of us, We definitely don't know if this is the final state of it. where everybody is so nobody ever has to worry about any loved one ever being raped or murdered

1:25:57 Yeah, cut the brakes Because they want to be safe. As cliche as that sounds. You know what I mean? I'm like, you know what? Yeah. Oh, just your balls. Cut off their balls. This is a better idea. Yeah. your spaceship you know what i mean like that's a that's pretty amazing and so and statistically or create an algorithm to scan the internet That's the problem. The censorship can go back the other way real quick or it can go all the way.

1:31:28 It happens quick. you just get bettin' down the line. Right. Yeah. all those kind of video social media platforms that have ads, So I don't know if a scientist is going to curse. I see what you're saying, though. Yeah. yeah, man, I don't know. a heterodox opinion demonetized my channel because i talked about iraq yeah you know i talked about the lies the

1:35:52 It's always being affected by advertiser revenue, always. So this is in my thing. What? But, holy shit, are you kidding? then let the state step in and do it because you're making the assumption that the state No, it's not. Obviously, this wouldn't happen right now. But, you know, you hear about in North Korea, they got to put pictures of that motherfucker in their house.

1:40:10 Similarly in a weird way by not letting private companies censor Ever. yes well when that's happening that person that person thinks that something has been done to them Yeah. about freedom of speech too, which is, isn't censorship speech? infrastructure supported by taxpayers meaning it's not quite private. This isn't a club. We're not talking about like a private club or a private

1:42:46 you don't like what they stand for, you could just leave. were some videos where people were upset that some of the ideas that people who don't say gay controversy. What do they think happened? Because this It's going to be a lot from the pandemic. So if I go to like max or five years even, it's where it was before the pandemic sort of even. upon. Like, if you're teaching

1:45:24 a very small kid other than their parents? should that be the person who talked to your child about gender transitioning? really cool. factors of life is that okay dude it's okay right this is what's good here's what's but where's it parts of history that don't sit well with whoever happens to be in power right so this is the thing you know what I mean?

1:48:01 And so, but this is part of the programming Kids are Googling shit in the middle of tests. you're allowed to use technology there is a not during tests though right you For sure. Because kids, a lot of times... that's the thing like you know what i mean you think it's like uh gender stuff to be worried Separation of church and state, friend. what would it sound like without vocal cords how does it talk without vocal cords

1:51:26 they want to get rid of abortion they want to get rid of the separation of church and state Like the Joel Osteen type dudes. So these mega churches, they're not being taxed. But you sure as fuck can't put your weird theocratic, sex negative, homophobic fucking ideas into society, that the Antichrist is coming, And how are they trying to do this? Oh, they're the best.

1:54:50 much liquid no i'm glad i just realized we're in black robes talking about like christian These are great. This is bigger than just homeschooling. The narrative is this. do, or this is the type of God we believe in and not be a theocracy. I love Jesus. You know what I mean? incredibly fucked up yeah if they brought prayer to school but only had christian prayer that could

1:59:02 that's why we have a deal with these groups nothing happened I think it's kind of form of meditation too yes can be do you if I can just get through the first 30 seconds, I'm glad you're doing that. be awesome if kids had a lot of options for different like maybe one kid can do Any amount. Remember how boring? when that's what you associate it with.

2:02:47 that fastball by the plate picking teams yeah oh my god you always gotta pick last you're gonna or that you're smart if you don't like that if you eschew the aesthetic yeah you're gonna get fucking conned would you just let her tell you what to do? fuck yeah that would be incredible Why is it not fair? It's not fair. I would like it. I'm usually like, what the fuck am I talking about?

2:05:10 I, my, I'm, I don't, I am. It's sinus damage though, right? No? These new findings from a post-mortem study may explain long-term loss of smell in some patients with the virus. He doesn't smell shit. like the fuse blew or something. So it comes and goes. like what yeah was that like you know i know one thing they're gonna say having were so strange and you know i know, I think Occam's razor,

2:08:59 If it's a virus that was manipulated in a lab, I mean, what is a virus? Is that alive? That's fucking scary. They're trying to get to you. Yeah, no fucking reason. Well, the reason is because that rabies they're trying to get to you for no fucking reason well the reason is because that rabies wants Why not? Why not? They don't have any fear of you.

2:11:11 they're about to bite. Get worried. It's a should that's the people beating the fuck out of each other it's the that's the effect of like these people have been infected It doesn't have the effect that it does on animals. crazy have rape like i don't know the situation i mean listen if it does do that to rats and If there was something like that that just spread through the population,

2:13:20 Fast zombies. That movie was a great fucking movie. but there's an assumption that hasn't already happened. You know, and will kill, will kill. Like, if we are all the same person, why, what kind of crazy thing launches missiles in itself? If you all stop, it's all the people who are people who are taking that person seriously. another i'm saying any country all of them. All of them. Like, really.

2:16:39 and we're the good guy. wholly irresponsible if you didn't pay attention to what's going on in the world and prepare for There's more guns than there are people. Like there's probably no other place like that It was insane. my dad was actually friends with Kurt Cobain. But this is the problem. He's probably pretty smart. and understand that they're just a tool like anything else,

2:20:13 That's what's crazy. a gun you made yourself and that yeah you can you're like legally allowed to make guns yourself This is the winner is coming thing, which is like, okay, fine. I mean, it's a dream of mine i have some Like, you're going to have to start regulating, like, assholes who want to shoot their own satellites into space and can. Like, if you could go to Best Buy

2:22:34 you'd be your own server like how many people If somebody makes a robot clone of them, they download themselves into another body. You're like, oh my God. God cloned himself. It'll be like HD 4K. Oh, my God. You think that's going to happen? You weren't. You're out there being naughty. translate it. Anyone driving by people you put your phone into and then a faraday cage yeah it's like a faraday cage so that what it is

2:26:08 that she would believe that? Oh, this is on Amazon. And all of a sudden we're way- Order a dose, please. Oh, Jesus Christ. They don't exactly know. Why is that so funny? Maybe that's what it is. Well, we should definitely get a hood. You're a knight of the digital war. That earmuff looks like a cell phone pocket. right i mean that makes more sense to me a dick sheath something to keep your the emf

2:28:51 You give that to your girl. Anti-radiation underwear. I'm like, don't answer that because we're on a podcast we don't know what do you mean we don't know i'm like don't answer that what i would it's a terrible question to answer oh you but you sure but you can't that's the problem you can't really like yeah no one knows you don't know the oh my god imagine the irony

2:31:16 computer just for whacking off yes and getting cancer like you have to specifically work at it I'm too lazy for that. course of human history like i wonder if they could actually track. I mean, it's literally called a laptop. It's just easier. How do they know that? Both those things happen. Oh, you can't trust those Australians. They're beaten down over there. The government got

2:34:13 They're portable, convenient, and powerful. computer if you make a habit of actually Ex vivo exposure of human spermatozoa to a wireless internet connected laptop decreased motility and induced DNA fragmentation. Fuck. It's terrifying. with is there going to be a frequency like hey guys we just came out with 13g and good news no it's like some new weapon that they're blasting it i think they're pretty sure something is

2:37:04 Mass hysteria. And it was more than one person, right? Yeah. How many peopleics. It's people, you know. Mass hysteria. Mass hysteria. terrified of was that someone was going to be able to just fuck with people's heads from a distance. whatever the fuck it is that allows you whether it's hearing whether it's something some where The CIA made a heart attack gun.

2:38:35 Could you imagine if electricity worked like a drone? The infrastructure remains. Anybody can just electrocute. Yeah, from a world. Yeah. I think we'd have a nation of five-year-olds and everybody else would be electrocuted. Billy, you got to not kill people. of any of these games people play, so many people would just kill you if they could. zap 39 and just fuck him and just send it and then you listen it would be so fucked up man

2:41:26 And all of a sudden people around them just start dropping. to hide from the people would try to like make up some elaborate shelters to Right. Vaporizes. I mean, this is like, this is what we're facing as a species, A group of experts found that not all injuries to diplomats and CIA officers could be explained by stress or psychosomatic reactions.

2:44:31 The panel found that stress reactions could have contributed It said, listen to this, So spooky. Wow. with an electric bolt kill them with your bare hands and beat them to death and then it became so you had to fight have a gun he's five you're dead right yeah that's how it goes yeah that's great that was it's they credit the Colt revolver you had a musket. You had to pack that fucker down and reload and by the time you did

2:47:32 Yeah, you were telling me. track them sure they're using virtual private networks bugs just bugs no one pays attention Really? So, yeah, I think it's a height. The ones that look like flies? though that's a real bug that's a real one, though. That's a real bug. That's a real bug. That's a real dragonfly. Isn't it? just saying if they did they wouldn't be around as much well they they look like they'd be poison

2:50:01 It's crazy to see that. It looks like something from the Jurassic. That seems like a dinosaur. That's generally what they do. There's a few of those animals that are out here. It's huge. What the fuck? And can't, sometimes don't like chickens like grow fangs or something? Yeah. No. Like sometimes they either grow fangs Watching Komodo dragons eat monkeys.

2:53:41 And then I started thinking, man, monkeys are cunts. It keeps going. Oh, what a fucking... Dude, when I was in India, I got chased by monkeys. But keep it rolling. I don't need to know this. That's someone they ate yesterday. I think this is a zoo. Yeah. I was just going to think. I think this is a zoo. And their drool is poisonous. They used to think it was venom

2:56:30 Jesus Christ, there's something about a lizard doing that man They'll like start on your leg, move up to your- This is... just kind of like you give up you're done because you're in your because we've been if you're alive I was talking about that in one of my specials. And I was like And your brain floods with psychedelic chemicals It eats you by like hypnotizing you

2:59:37 like we got caught by a very advanced powerful cosmic predator being that is keeping us locked into reality i mean the demiurge that's And so we don't have real leaders. and my stupid idea of us being eaten by an alien or whatever. Ultimately, because reality is so incredibly confusing on one level, Which is, you can be kinder. No one. And it's simple.

3:02:46 All right. Yeah. Thank you, Joe.