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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day That should be the slogan. But I think they stopped banging. Can I tell you I jerk off to porn? will hold me down and i'm sure make it happen i swear tommy can have like a fever and he's like your house you know like there's like that shithead of the office like oh this fucking

2:31 these boys to not be into that they're not going to be into that okay tell me why first of all Like she kept files on him She wanted everything. I know, but here's the deal, man, is that like during Me Too, it was like believe all women. Because there's some crazy bitches out there. Is she out there kicking ass? I know. They're haters in general. Yeah, it's a good way to start.

4:50 Or the serial killers. yeah, well, duh. I'm raising two little boys. It's like everything is made fun of. It's not getting good grades. connected to jocks and assholes and bullies. Period. Yeah. time with other people being successful because they're like haters man yeah haters a lot of but I'm not going to go crazy. No, they're big. They're enormous.

8:57 Time to get it off. They don't have to go to a gym. Well, I'm mostly a meat eater. Foie gras. Foie. They force feed the ducks. Yeah. You seen my paintings I have of him? He was a great, complicated guy. It was like a humiliation thing. she does heroin smoke cigarettes and you know and it's it's romantic it's and You've got to see the weakness in people.

12:43 That comes with cheating. She's drama. And you're like, this guy's wild. And I'm going to recreate this drama the drama does she love me can i consume her can we consume each other right it's like um it's an infantile love and then real love when you get married on the relationship on the friendship yes and like on being a good person on being kind and

15:03 I would never insult Tommy. and someone's being annoying, like, shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot. Oh, okay. Why are you, you're going to hang your- about you oh my friend and you lose that fun of the beginning part of the relationship where It's this guy. ignoring me right now oh that's schizo the crazier people get the more they think that people are

17:33 the plate through the But generally speaking, a lot of that has to do with yourself. compassion yeah i feel sorry for people that um decide that kids are just like a waste of time and effort. My freedom. not a lot of people jamie i would tell him to go in the other room. Mike can't puke on me, bro. And I go, shut the fuck up. But, you know, Manny Pacquiao, when he was a boy, his parents didn't have any food and they killed their dog.

20:30 Mostly salt. neighbor nah here's the tail bitch it's tiny yeah it's that thing it's like you have to decide do I'm doing whatever I have to do. serengeti yeah it's kush yeah dog i remember my so my parents escaped from communist hungary right Your clothing is cheap. restaurant you throw a hissy fit that's because that's the hardest thing that's happened to you

23:31 enough i mean are we done being offended are we done there's nothing more to be offended by no Like, you're saying this because you see so much of the outside life that you don't like. It's an asshole thing. society penicillin all this great stuff i think that was by accident. That was by accident, but you did it. Comes in from being a mom. But the woman is the center of the home.

26:16 and keeping up with the Joneses Well, they come. She makes them inside her uterus, Christina. It's hard to acquire money, right? You're going to have all sorts of chaos in your life because of that. Because daddy wasn't around. there's this great viral clip that Jordan Peterson has where he's like, Four years. Well, you're making money too. And then you also have your other stuff.

29:04 Look at that smile. You know, we a podcast. I like that smile. This doesn't make any sense. Fucking what do I know? well yeah I needed a comic to fill in last minute and I go oh well Joe Rogan It was in the middle between the two seats of my car. That's rad. Do you remember the fucking stereos that you had to pull out? Oh, yeah. I had one of those. But it was cool. I could like make a phone call while I was driving. That's rad.

30:56 I had one of those. Because I bought a stolen stereo before. Yeah. He would show you. where it's breaking like thousands of times a minute. And he would bring them back and we would work on cars. My dad was a forklift mechanic, and I would beg him, I would like to know how these things work. Because now the muscle cars that I get, they're all what's called a resto mod.

33:52 Like, look at the car. Loves. And now he's balling out of control. 2015 we did this thing and goes yeah yeah well you sat here and then like his recall ability but only on things that I'm interested in. Me too. You just become static. become static yeah do you can you talk like the right person and that's not good that's not good for anybody that's terrifying no because

37:06 I have not tried coke or crack. I go, what do you do when you smoke crack? Peepholes. Oh my God. if we should talk about this talk about you may want to edit it out okay but like the whole jada Did she have a big role? Love The Matrixes. I go, is it good? Yes. because you let people into your family and then you they did one at the store for a while.

39:57 Like, we're going to go to get something to lunch. So what's the outcome the outcome is you go out all this and you guys are going to argue about uh you went to part is that I call waiters mommy jeans. with your life. That's hilarious. What the fuck? You're fine. Who was it? How many memes is this going to make right now? Oh, I kind of like it. Not bad, right? Get it like this. Yeah?

42:17 Sucking on a big brown cock. I guess I hold it like a cigar more than a cigarette. Show me. Like, give it. Do I hold it like a cigarette? I do. I hold it like that. Fuck. I guess I hold it like a cigar more than a cigarette. Yeah. I can see it. Like the live one that I did with you guys. been a part of them, and eating let you guys be what you are. Never. There is not a chance in hell. If you guys had bosses and you

44:51 I'm like, whoa. It cost us like $10 million. And then came podcasting and I was like, oh, I get rewarded for being a degenerate. Oh, yeah. to this place called Newton. And Newton is a nice suburb of Boston. And we lived in the blue collar you know having a white picket fence and living in the suburbs and getting to work every morning Like, Jeff Scott is gone, which broke my heart.

47:32 It was awesome. oh, like even this special tonight, Because I don't, I'm done. Yeah, you fucking bitch. And if you don't, then what? is they like to tell other people what to do. That's what they're good at. It's just an unhealthy pursuit. you become a loser. And, you know, Like, what are you doing? Right. It's bullshit. 100%. They like regular stand-up comedy.

51:18 Yeah, you dummy. back in time no but um i did get to see whitney at the paramount too i love her it's she's amazing man it's good stuff too what is she talking about oh i don't want to fuck up her bits but And then we'd all be laughing in the back of the room and having fun. And I did it in New York city and it was like the height of COVID. anyway so I bought this outfit shots of booze yeah tequila how many fucking

53:55 Everybody was sick or depressed. I know. like I never see you where you got the microphone almost didn't look like you I like the ring, that big pink ring. She loved it. I appreciate that. She said it was so funny she came back she was ranting and raving She goes, I'm fucking moving here. controversy the timing it was really fun it was really interesting because it was it was interesting to watch all

56:56 People don't remember that. She is still like better than ever. She goes, I fucking should. Threw her arms up in the air. Holy, look at this guy. roseanne's daughter we met yeah that's crazy and it was so cool because i got to watch that family And I was like, oh, this is what life can be like yeah you could have fun I remember those feelings when I was a kid of not understanding.

59:49 That one day you'd be like, now I'm a grownup. And I realized, like, to him, you know, I think at the time I was in my 20s, I was like, could that be me one day? Like, what if I fell apart? Could I become a raging crackhead and lose That's a wild one because it's not like horniness because you only get it up so many times in you feel so stupid oh you must you should have known this you've created that i i yeah no okay

1:02:08 uh first on tv nobody had any idea who the fuck i was and then i was on news radio nobody knew It's too crazy. I didn't, but I'm aware they existed. Probably preposterous amounts. That's a perfect face. Zero point fucking zero at that age? when you're young there's no way you're right because the lack of identity you have to i agree You got leaps. I've been through all the iterations.

1:05:31 That's a bad example. It's the buttered noodles thing. I mean, are you watching? If there was one thing that I found out about on regular TV. I did Chelsea Lately and those talking head shows. Ridiculous example. And I'm like, yeah, dude, what's up? of life, truck driver, everybody. He called him jeans. And that's all I wanted money for was to create silliness and to create fun

1:09:22 know that i knew that i didn't know that i was a kid my that? I knew that. I didn't know that. I was a kid. And like showbiz is such bullshit. You buy it and then they have a little celebration and no one gives a shit and then they write Oh, my gosh. That's Burt Reynolds' star. This is bullshit. That's a great idea. take down old people and then replace why do you hate that because i like the history i love going

1:11:51 And that's before the internet. That's what the big one was back then. Can you believe that, bro? This level of chaos that I think is, for a lot of people, it's crippling. Everything I do like I'm not like one of those guys is like super happy with anything Don't wanna talk about it. What? Well, that's because you're a perfectionist, and that's why you're good.

1:14:16 Why did I say it like that? own expectations. It's chest feeding. That's why I like skinny, beautiful models. I'm not interested in that at all. That's what I like. I don't like scrawny. Like what are you doing with your physical body? Do you? Really? Like, I love it. Like Kate Moss. Well, you don I think skinny looks so much better. Like, I love it.

1:17:01 Yeah. accept me for who i am i'm beautiful people kind of like no it's not how it works stupid but but I will lie to you because I want you to become my friends. So you're actually putting out more shitty energy than you're removing because it doesn't work. Yes. It's absolutely not true. Well, I got one in like 86 Yeah. Yeah. Same. Am I right? Would people accept that?

1:20:37 She looks great. 35 year old single man and he meets this Show me the photos of the woman in the Down syndrome. Okay, good. She's very pretty. It's a guy. Because they're horny They have normal balls and normal testosterone production. going to be on the next Your Mom's House? Thank you. That's the next... Apparently, there's some Down syndrome porn.

1:23:46 Right. You found it. It explains why she falls for the pizza delivery guy thing. No, no. I can't. Oh, no. I don't want to watch it either. No, not at all. they're not saying there's something wrong with being the other kind of model because out of all Yeah, but truly, I've never had a man. So there you go. But the stick thing is like, you're not eating, you're smoking cigarettes, you're doing Adderall.

1:26:38 They develop thighs and calf muscles. No, that's a thing. It's not going to work. Shane Gillis told me it's the loudest pop he's ever heard in his life. Netflix let me fat Shane Burt in my special. Oh, stop. Okay. Yeah, there was something for the first time. No, no, there's a cover of a magazine. but they have their own emoji So I think this way of thinking, we're like, well, no, but there's like two people that have this.

1:30:00 of getting people to stop being primates Cyborgs. She did this book called Countdown. a bunch of different things, chemicals from petrochemicals Taints in males are 50% to 100% larger than the females. Pregnant their exposure and the amount of phthalates they had in their blood was directly represented by the We were talking about these Russian wrestlers.

1:33:13 Yeah. Yeah, the evolutionary chart. But yeah, he was completely hairy everywhere. I mean, you can't tell me that that guy is not like, if there's a, let's say it's not Click on that. Yeah, there's certain hairy humans that remind you of our past. men that wore makeup and uh velvet skirts they're goth back i think now they're called trans but Okay. So here's what I think.

1:35:37 He's a multimillionaire. Beetlejuice when Beetlejuice was Batman? Same with Spider-Man. I don't want to see it. I love the Hulk. The Christian Bale. Christian Bale was the best Batman. That was the best one. He was Keaton. I liked him. Oh, you know who I loved? The Christian Bale. He was great in that too. there's a lot that you just like take for granted as nonsense.

1:37:26 Because in a comic book, why is he kicking everybody's ass? Oh, shit, that's right. He doesn't have the heart thing, which keeps it a big thing, but the money. who became rich. The Batman guy, bad for rich characters. I found him to be very just fey and like, I don't want to fight. I don't want to be bummed out. I like vampires. So he can walk during the day? Yes, he can walk during the day, but he's got vampire powers.

1:39:53 I like that, dude. I thought teak was bullshit wood. Yeah, Rick. He looks great. We need to look at him. Now. You didn't see that? Why? He's a fucking animal. Oh, oh and slammed his body into it and destroyed his ankle That's so much force, too, to go that far. And he was really good as the vampire. I have to give it to them. Because Lestat was like this looming,

1:42:56 I would never, if someone said a million dollars She wasn't very healthy. I love hearing this stuff. She gets shit for saying that men can't be pregnant. Harry Potter is witchcraft. especially because the fucking Penn State swimmer is the most in the country as a biological Like, imagine if you woke up, you feel like Rip Van Winkle. Hiking is racist?

1:45:25 Well, you also have to recognize based on the melanin content of their skin hey guys, you can't hike here if you're not. and it's a bonding experience for folks. It doesn't have to do with white people. Oh, yes, yes. Yeah, they're the best. They're the best. Or is it pronounced Himalayas? Oh, yes, yes. Hiking's human, and especially at the highest level.

1:47:31 How do you know you need to do it to prove it? I used to have a joke about it. and the right of you, and there's dead Whoa. You see their skin. Like their clothing has been made out of plaster, they're white, pale white frozen. I was reading stories about hikers, look at this. shit makes me so fucking mad because i'm like what are you doing it's just you know he's like

1:49:35 And push off. His dick's going to pop. Cheers. able to climb something with no ropes because there's no if it's just must do must do for to This is wild, dude. How does he get back down? who rescue the children trapped in the tie? They find divers who are like hobbyist divers, like a bunch of just old white guys, like introvert weirdos who are cave divers.

1:51:35 I know I probably should have said this before. Oh, it was awful. And they had to devise a plan to get these boys out. And can I tell you how they did it sure it's so crazy they consulted with this anesthesiologist I had Donald Cerrone on my podcast, and he was cave diving with this guy, and uh it's on youtube and when he did it like even though i knew he was here so i knew he was

1:53:59 it is it wild let's do it yeah yeah i i I feel like stand-up comedy is the ultimate for me in terms of like a danger, like intellectual danger. Well, I have to take a pish. Dash Segura. The brain does not work well. It's not as fun as you think it'd be. That's what I miss. That's right. when I grow up or you figure out your shit Like, think of how hard it must be to become a doctor, right?

1:56:41 Yeah, Nazis had doctors. I read this book in college by Hannah Arndt called The Banality of Evil. that you're doing it sometimes when you're doing it. Like putting babies out in the middle of winter out on the landing. It tired out the babies. I know. And psychotherapy.otherapy babies need to Are you fucking measuring your blood? When you're in your 20s.

1:59:38 It's kind of, one of them is more lucrative. You know, you have like a fucking code, they sell compulsively oh this is terrible I like my men. I know. I found it a decade ago. I love that. I want to light my crack pipe too. cigar smoker. Bitch! get some ideas out yeah just see if they become a seed but then the unconscious will work on it I Like. Oh yeah.

2:03:06 You go into your notes, right? Get the fuck out of here. In 10 seconds, you could open your phone, do that, press that, and then you're recording it. There's a couple of problems. And I think it can also turn into a text file. It's good. I remember better. Yes. So what show, I just have it 100% wanted like you know m&ms and certain fucking this and that and i i don't give a shit they go

2:05:58 Just write out your fucking premises and set it down and look at it before the show. Like when I'm on stage, I literally can see the writing. but for getting down an idea, And it's hard to figure out what's what sometimes because you kind of play games with yourself. So do you write the actual jokes on paper fart or come stupid yeah and then you it's so crazy because i can memorize uh an hour of jokes

2:08:30 it's the best i know i'm so like i just hope i get to do more specials you know i love i love it You're such a fucking idiot, because I was like, you know. You know, like you're not like hyper ambitious, but you're really, really focused on being if you build it, And I don't think you should ever chase the industry. think about other things so like if you have a manager and an agent you can't have a manager and an agent that doesn't really give a fuck about you

2:10:27 Yeah. I mean, What most of them are doing, they send you fucking auditions to some sitcom you don't really want to do, who doesn't do a goddamn thing and tells you a full house is going to be, you know, now Yes, I like her very much. as to whether or not I'll be working with them. Like you've got a great team. Tom Segura was never bad at stand-up. Send him a gift.

2:13:37 With families. What? Strange. It's awesome. awesome yeah it's a weird life but I'm not kidding. Meanwhile, he bangs it out in a half a second. He's so quick. Oh, something's happening, dude. and then they think they're a part of the show. We're talking to William Montgomery about something. We did this gigantic arena in Fort Worth, brand new arena.

2:16:05 So I'm going to take you with me to these places. We're just trying to kill. and working and finding the bit and like yeah i'm obsessed with this process and i'm that's what i did with ari and duncan and guys, too. It's like, take them all, Joey, and just take them to everywhere. place and headline after they work with me each other and the more we realize that

2:18:51 I would rather fucking die. there's a lot of people doing it now but it's still not that it's hard it's hard to run a club I sucked a dick. they don't support feature acts anymore. you have to have a logical progression to you get a certain amount of time and you know you hone that but you really only have 30. because if you show up in Seattle and you bomb,

2:21:36 that too yeah yeah 100 there's an added difficulty level for fit for females i had this conversation for sure this is like the best thing I've ever done Yeah, but I also think there's truth in being an archetype. comfortably right I'm attractive enough that I you want to you don't mind looking at me but I'm not I can say crazy shit. the um the the there's a difficulty with some guys some, Janine Garofalo is right about that, that a lot of guys have that.

2:24:48 women doing stuff they like women doing stand-up they're like can I tell you And they did. I think it's harder for women to become good comedians. out of a suitcase, you stay in a shitty motel, Yeah, and then you're you're also not getting enough money to really sustain yourself like this. This is just a bridge So that when you go and you do well, they want you to come again.

2:26:53 If you don't have a podcast and you don't have a social media presence, you need something. That's true. But I've been working for Joel for decades. I think they had like 50% seating for a while. It has to go. The store was shut down for a long fucking time, I love L.A. burglaries and home invasions are all up i know it's not good it's not it's not a good trend they're

2:30:01 And progressiveness, you know, progressives want everyone to uh recognize that tweeted that yeah they did that oh yeah yeah it's all fucking the a tweet. He said they're they tweeted that yeah, they did that yeah No. All these years we weren't going to war with Ukraine or with Russia. They have terrible lunches. Well, Texas has sort of this history of independence because it wasn't even a part of the union

2:31:58 This area was overrun by the Comanches and they killed everybody until they figured out There's a guy named Jack Hayes. You have to be really sneaky and you can't dress like a soldier. And the revolver was first thought to be a useless weapon. Yeah. so they would have And these poor guys were in there with the fucking musketeers like, hey, thunk, thunk, thunk.

2:33:47 Oh, shit. Well, that's the thing. Imagine we went to war with fucking Montreal. And you talk to my friend there and they're like, no, no, no, dude. But this is because the Russians annexed that part of the world. And you're like, how does this wrap up? There's something about her fake crying Cause I showed it to my friend who used to do cocaine Just a little pick-me-up.

2:36:03 What are your pronouns? Spicy. Jack Sparrow bitch yeah like Yeah, he's a fucking pirate. The guy's doing flower bags Or he did it Like wild donkeys You can see their chemistry that you can say you know what i didn't like is when listen remember the whole fucking winona No, it just says, yeah, it just says Wino. Don't tattoo the bitch's name. if you really want to do it.

2:38:49 Listen, every bitch in the 90s. Oh, yeah. It's a year or two years of- That's so LA. Is that a real tattoo? like that oh my god no she didn't did she really do that? I don't know. It's her journey. Does it show her removing it? and put a little heart next to their cheek. but it's cool now. it's Mike Tyson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and everybody freaked. Yeah.

2:41:40 Face tats and heroin. Oh! Yeah. No, just little balls. You'd always wear a glove like Michael Jackson. okay. I'm like, because I got fucking money, bitch. Do you think I, I don't know if I'm fucking money out. You have an ecosystem going on. They just do not. Some people It's all calculated. It's all insincere. what I mean? But they're just doing it because they think

2:44:32 I'd be cast her. They're really, this is what they're there they're really they're this is I heard he did a cavity search on her looking for bags of coke in her vagina. I guarantee you she never had them up there. like, what kind of life are you living? I can't find it, but I know you took it. And he goes first. He definitely does too much coke and drinks too much and he's full of chaos and everything.

2:47:11 and he has a very weird where is he living You got it. And she made a defecation. It's like, oh, that's not fun. hello, It's awesome. that's what's really important and that's one of the things that does happen when you become a Let's talk about that. Yeah, I've got a few too. Cut this out. person you shift your attention from needing validation yes excuse me and needing attention

2:50:58 you had to hire you left the shittiness of your day-to to get here and I'm going to take care of you. But you're a giver. the rewards. I'm not saying it's not a benefit to you, but you can't think of it as you're doing it for you is wasted time. Obviously you reap the rewards. Doing it the best to your ability on that given day. Oh, what is that? because that's the best time when you're exhausted to loosen everything up.

2:53:08 I'm so relaxed. That doesn't mean anything to me. I meditate. I fucking do yoga as well. I have to go for a walk. I have to be in nature. If I don't going for a walk around the neighborhood or just fucking do something together. Yeah. Yeah. They had a kid and they were like, the kid has this and that. It wasn't that I wasn't interested in educating myself.

2:56:07 There's something to being a professor that you're persuading someone to be enthusiastic the information is important too but enthusiasm is something that gets people engaged. It's kind of fun. Just keep thinking about how big it means to have no end. That's when we lived in Jamaica Plain. thing in my head at that time he was so rad he was a boxer at one point in his life

2:59:11 Because I wanted to be a comic book artist. you know, one time someone asked for a pencil and he pulled the fucking drawer out of his desk and But he took it. So I just put her dress with the head of a werewolf. And then there was another lady who is an anthropology teacher. And so I drew a cartoon of him banging her monkey style. Did you make it through high school?

3:01:29 And then I went to college. I just was, it was, I thought. I was just wasting my time there. I wasn't paying attention. or it's actually five i took a year off where i could really just sit and think and smoke cigarettes it's just like a natural inclination smarter than you and they have a different perspective that's the issue I intelligent conservative people but it seems like they all go into business they all go yeah you

3:04:29 Like, no kidding. You can send these parody studies, these parody papers, and people will not just review them, but they will award you for them. You know like in fucking deep shit things so much so that someone can make a parody and it's indistinguishable and Look what it says. Amazing paper. They're not queer. didn't have a good instance but he was a he's fucking idiot yeah but um but but so so when i studied philosophy in

3:07:52 And I remember my professors being like, OK, so here's postmodernism. like the we're in the upside down and there's no men and there's no women and dogs are rapists and what do you think caused that what do you think caused should just exist. Like you shouldn't just, you shouldn't go on a diet because if you go on a diet, I love it when they string all those words together.

3:09:56 I'm pansexual and non-binary. You just say you're non-binary. If you're going to claim. People don't even want to fuck. Gay guys have the most fun. Obvious. Yeah. all the time remember that shit that Magic Johnson had HIV. No, I don't think it's AZT. It's amazing. I thought of times that I had sex without a condom on the road. You know, when you're 22, 23 years old,

3:12:44 We were, like, waiting for the shoe to drop because it was that 10-year incubation period they scared you with. And my mother was like, don't pet cats because the saliva gives you AIDS. Like a decade ago. and he's like on stage Someone that had contact with a monkey. Yeah. or the Rod Stewart stomach pump you imagine how much you have to hate somebody to spread that rumor?

3:15:06 I didn't even realize that. a young Joe Rogan's room. But, you know, Liberace's early stuff is bizarre. Really? Oh, You got to think about it from the context of the time. Oh. She's featured in it. Can you just play it? Yeah. Is it Peggy King? Is that the woman? She's featured in it. So he's on TV playing piano, I loved her. Yeah. Pregnant women. Look at her.

3:18:36 Oh, my gosh. That was heavy duty special effects. What's her tiny desk? I don't know, but she's hot. So weird. Oh, fuck. Look at her sitting there. What's her tiny desk? I think it's black and white, which was... It said Peggy Lee, right? Because you know this is a PR move of like hey we know that Liberace is into guys Spread your rumor. so good closed

3:20:38 he made him get About that documentary. That was real. Oh oh yeah he really did get No, I think that's him. just sending it home and she was so surprised after surgery? See if you can find so you see his chin yeah that's like an artificial chin. He got his chin done to look that's fucking wild. Take your lumps. Well, it's just how it works. I know, but

3:23:26 Who won? you're winning if you enjoy your life. But I hate that men, you know what makes me sad is that men die early. Well, you're very sympathetic to men, you know, but women have a lot of fucking problems, too. And our minds, too. That shit's in your body. In people's blood. I think it's more than a year. every week. Is it the plastic bottles? So these microplastics are, we've infested the world with microplastics.

3:26:00 one. Oh fuck. Don't tell me that. And I'm like, well, I trust you. The world's topsy-turvy. with Russia. There's real threats of some sort of a cyber war with China. Like there's weird environmental problems that some people tell you don't have to worry about and other people tell And they have hundreds of The ground is constantly of these increments.

3:28:25 But that's a volcano. You know, they didn't even know about that until they flew satellites Faithful. Yeah? That's fucking boiling water shooting out from underneath the earth. But that's a volcano. It kills, California's dead, Nevada dead, Oregon dead, goes, So they stop all the sunlight from coming in. when he's on here, It's really fragile. Oh, that's Santino.

3:30:27 I'm not going to trust anybody. Right. Shut the fuck up. Like if you had all the people that are working as CEOs and engineers and all these like really brilliant people, takes place I know could you imagine there's no That's fucking amazing. The genius people go to work for Facebook. And then who was I listening? If a Democrat wins, This is a great middle ground because it's a very progressive, open-minded city, but it's surrounded by guns.

3:34:06 a couple days they're like dude it's like i'm in a different world yeah la is a lot better than it A lot of retirees go there. didn't work and then it became two months Remember that? Everyone's got it. Well, alien invasion. Thank you for having me. They did a great job on your set. He just crushed it. You're one of mine, too. The Christina P. The Christina P.

3:37:03 I saw the clip on the Instagram. Anytime on there. Bye.