Joe Rogan Experience #1822 — Chris DiStefano Transcript
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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience change your face yes that's the truth leading man face is a great thing to have yeah the rest of it wow was that bad well I think I make it worse in my head probably I just threw that shirt out in the garbage. Wow. Was that bad? Well, I think I make Yeah, I don't think i've ever said that once about myself in any situation even comedy
2:17 to eat right, you know, stay focused. Guys like bro nice back fat. Yeah, imagine that was like something you cultivated If that happens and everybody gets real skinny, maybe like having some back fat will be a thing. You know, I think what happens is because I look like I could potentially be in shape. And I just stood there kind of like looking down
4:46 ladies again yeah yeah i would and they would just ghost you yeah you i i was the guy who pretty and I'd be like, But the way he has sex with these women and goes down on them and kind of i i all my friends when I was a teenager What happened there? Do people tell him that all the time? He said you look like Alec Baldwin. I met John Travolta once. on letterman but john travolta was the other guest so i remember like that week like my mother was
7:56 And so I did, and my mom and dad who were divorced, like three sizes too big. So I just had this oversized suit on. I was like really nervous. What's your talent? Like, right in the middle. And I was like, because you're John Travolta and you're massaging my nipple. don't be nervous He goes, Are you dumb fuck? You've completed the work already. people are like chris you're on next and give me that little push david letterman this whole time
11:31 Play it out. How you guys doing? I'm from New York. who wants to have like a viewing party But have other people make them do that? You sing happy birthday, it takes five seconds. I don't even like watching the edits. HBO said no. not given this is on YouTube thank you for the for the to the fans for giving Damn. I said, so I'm going to continue focusing on that. But I would love to have it on your platform.
15:29 the bad wolf again yeah the fuck that wolf yeah you can't think like that at all the top 10 like you've got a lot going on. Oh, sure. hi, my name's Chris. He walked away, left, went on. So he just did that. manager and I'm like and I'm like I blew Letterman like it's it's not gonna happen he goes no they're booked you for next Tuesday and I was like what
18:43 just gonna fail so and it's the way The Twin Towers have collapsed. Phone line's busy. Nothing is, you know, I can't get through to her. And I just started to she's dead. And trying to call her, phone lines busy, phone lines busy. So I broke a chair right over his head, like in the middle of all this, like 9.55 in the morning. I hadn't said oh I think my mom said I just was thinking about it I was like oh my god like
21:00 He looked like he was. I just wanted to be that, you know. And, you know, my mother is a very intellectual woman, very smart, very sophisticated. I don't think that's cool. because those are the guys, And then I'm like, wow. this you're gonna pay for this i was like shut up dude this kid john i was like yelling at them like, you fucking did this. You're going to pay for this. I was like, shut up, dude. This kid, John.
23:32 Like what's happening. she is. And I was like, oh my God. So I get home. This is like three o'clock in the afternoon. across the Brooklyn Bridge and then I got on a bus she's like and I fell off the bus in Brooklyn I'm going to war for you, mom. So, you know, I'm just thinking about, shit, tragedy. And then brother Rob is right there. He goes to Stefano, get the fuck out of here.
25:51 She's still shaking from 9-11, as many people were. I broke a chair over this kid, Frank's head. And now they threw me out. They threw me out of school Somehow he shows up in like 45 minutes. But we walk into the principal's office to the secretary, And the principal's like, you need a meeting, sir. in here, do you? And he was like, what? He was like, no, but there's witnesses and the kids in
28:12 He got emotional. date mean and then look back he was in prison at that time so i'm like i don't know what happened And he goes, do me a favor, Chris, lock the door. me because it really hurt my feelings. Actually. He goes, so now you have two options. He goes, And he goes, you may think I heard that line in a movie. mother's fucking mouth for the rest of my life that he got expelled from school. He goes, so
31:16 what are you talking about and he goes I didn't raise you to be that way and then that's what I Because my dad, he genuinely was coming from a place of love when he was like, I'm going father was like, well, how do I protect her? How do I protect any woman in my life? That was a thing But now when people bring up, So little by little, my anxiety's been going down. I think it still will always be there
34:07 I would run, make believe I'm going to get water, or second all-time leading scorer now in my college's history, division three. So it's like and be like, Hey, you know, it's your girl. My girlfriend's Maria. They're like, Hey Maria, uh, I, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, I just saw your I was 30 when I, no, 29 when I had my daughter. with amy schumer she was like amy schumer and friends and i had to go out and do a seven minute
36:35 So that's what it was. about your feelings right yeah I um there's a part of that for sure right yeah That it takes me out of, I get angry at myself now. write a list every day. I don't have to because I just do it. But if I needed to, I'd write a list. You know, do two sets a night, do this, do that. And I listen to the drill sergeant. Eat this. No.
39:34 scared was to be fully prepared. And if I wasn't fully prepared, like there was tournaments that And if you're injured, don't fight. it is, you're correct that it's connected to anxiety, you consistently, you're thinking i don't want to say fix it but help but for i a very conservative irish catholic mother how it can rewire. If your brain is like snow that is being skied on, it has the tracks that
42:20 new york islanders game and that was probably stupid because well what happened was is I was with Opie from the Opie and Anthony show and and and Sherrod Smalls having a stroke and opie was like calm down man it's just numb. I was like, I'm having a stroke. I'm having a stroke. Jesus. an edible and then he goes how much I said I, I ate an edible. And then he goes, how much?
44:03 Take a shower. And I called my friend, Mike Cannon. got I went actually I went to um me and my girl were split up at the time, but we'd already had That's an old wives' tale or not, but that's what she said. I got these soaking wet socks. I take them sometimes. So what you're experiencing is like a full-on psychedelic That's why it feels like you're on acid
47:05 psychotic break or some sort of a schizophrenic break that coincides with the consumption of But for a regular person, that'll send you into the fucking dark realm. No. Guy or girl? with women that's how i describe myself in that how's that work like we can have a really good You know, and women that grow up or pretty much if you were into anything other than sports or cars you were gay like that's you know like i remember i know every state capital when
50:32 And I would have to like, just keep reading. because they were built by German architects. area you're kind of fucked if you have curiosity because you it's suppressed it's suppressed the Like I'm on Staten Island now. Like I've seen more mafia guys like getting like coming home from prison, like we're like, oh, you know, Vinny's fucking back. Nails is back, you know, like balloons and stuff and just like full holding court, smoking cigars, like what you would see like in the 80s, like mobsters coming back, which in a weird way kind of makes me feel safer.
53:04 house or my neighbor's house, I'm going to shoot them and kill them. And I feel no remorse. guy wrote back he was like i just feel bad for these kids because if they break into my house year old kids stealing cars i mean you know yeah you go to jail for that but i don't want somebody I'm sure you were in, Your kids are fine now. Walking. It's counterintuitive at times.
55:22 But when I go search for history stuff and start reading about history stuff and going for walks like there's a place in Staten Island clarity when I'm sitting around colonial history sites which is like there's been times where I Because first of all, when I went to Germany, I went there to Munich, to Oktoberfest, people my aunt is like um my dad's sister she's like yeah we're kind of she was like i'm starting to
58:05 1776 by david mccullen i i read it like three times i just kept reading it well it's cool They don't know what that is like, aphidiophobia is a snake one. Which were real they could bite you a dog's fucking dangerous I'm scared of the dark. and that's why we had to hide at night. They're afraid of monsters. I hired like a like an MMA trainer really to train my daughter because I she's you know
1:01:11 That's not true at all though. basis because I was competing and fighting in tournaments all the time and that helped me so Am I going to wake up on Saturday lying flat on my back with a fucking broken jaw? You know, and I'd freak out. I felt relaxed. was I knew when I get out there I'm gonna put it on that dude right no one's But I fucked my knee up, and I had to get an ACL reconstruction.
1:03:53 It's a big deal. I've had both my knees reconstructed, but my left knee took way longer to get fixed. Yeah, because I think one's subjective, one's objective. It's a judgment on you, you as a a whole not like you and your physical skills you know If you go back to like the 1950s and you see videos of Detroit see if you can find some videos of Detroit in the
1:05:59 It was like him really just a young unknown And there was not like nobody had to wear any headdresses. You know, like, do you know Shinoah? I went Listen, I love Whitney Houston. like I never ever like okay let me ask you this. I would try to get tickets on StubHub. I don't think. And you know a lot about history. So if you wanted to go back to a particular point in history, if you could only go and
1:10:14 But I think for me, I genuinely would want to go back just because I feel such a connection to it to specifically the battle of brooklyn in august of 1970s uh 1776 because i would number one want to see like i think about like i want to know when i go to another city i don't ever really go to the tourist attractions i do just to do it Because I think that to me, watching that battle, because there's a story in that battle, the Battle of Brooklyn, where they say, George Washington, we were going to lose the war right in the first month.
1:11:46 Probably in Detroit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the very first tire no shit like a he figured out a a leather filled with air. Wow. This is the very first tire. but we also need something that's got some cushion to it. Well, I used to I worked at a gas station for a little while and I had a bunch of friends who are gear heads it and he was always driving it to work and And the fucking guy only loved Mustangs. He loved old Mustangs.
1:14:05 He would back flip into glass. Truth is, I got a video sent to him the other day. It's really interesting. It's a tire air in it but you can see right through it to the other side like look at what it looks like in the That's a way better thing. low profile tires right like low profile tires exist so you have the minimum amount of give so on a racetrack
1:16:17 Max to get into that car. Have you ever gone into a race car like no From a puncture just like a simple run out of air thing that seems crazy that we're still They offer it as an option when you buy a car. So even though it's flat, it's designed to have a certain amount of rigidity I don't know. It's comparable to a run-flat tire. Be on something that doesn't, you know.
1:18:55 So for the most part, like what a run flat tire, the benefit of it to me seems fucking Early 90s. I believe he died but he could like reverse dunk. Unbelievable b-ball player. Yeah, he was a great, great, you know lose touch a little bit he went to the queen center mall went up to the fifth floor jumped off right in the And I didn't even know. I didn't know. I didn't even think about that little green men moment
1:21:21 just a guy I knew from work. See them? It's some sort of an unidentified flying object He shows me the pictures. Meanwhile, he's out of his, not like kind of, He just thinks the clouds are filled with aliens and they're following him around. to uh like a summer house or something that he had i think in like vermont or new hampshire up in that I was like, all right, whatever.
1:24:15 like he felt like rejection from her that he went and killed some couple just sleeping like in their Now he's a woman. And he's on your podcast all the time. them comfortable and peaceful they should do that she's like but the bottom line is she's like when Dude, she'll beat the shit out of me. And I'm like, it's been amazing to have my stepson when you're like, oh, you better eat your food.
1:27:04 So I'm happy that my kids get visiting it all the time it's no good just like i i don't live too far from where the godfather house was and i think like that was demolished she says um but defael she was open when she was like that he he would let she would let him um a mirror out. He would he could put a mirror out in his room and she would dress up in like thongs and stuff like that and let him like, you know, jerk off or whatever. She'd cook him breakfast. And he was like kind of like his his prison wife. And she's Jerry said that, you know, when you talk to him, it was like the same thing every day. Everything would be normal about him. But except if you ever brought up his crimes, he would never even get mad at it.
1:29:05 What's going on? So it was about Son of Sam, but it was really kind of saying that, yes, David Berkowitz killed people, undeniable, but not all those people, that he was guy that took the fall he was just one of them that did this but because happening. There was a cult and David Berkowitz was just the guy that took the fall. He was just one of them
1:30:12 about Son of Sam She was like, maybe he killed one or two but he's a pretty nice guy. There's no way he could have killed all those people he was saying like that and she was like he's like i know he didn't she's like maybe he killed one or two but he's a pretty nice guy there's no way he could that one about? It's about Henry Lee a bathroom, cut their throat, stab them, walk out, act like nothing happened.
1:31:30 And he's like, yep, killed him too. It just seems like there's some real controversy as to whether he killed that many people. A killing machine. He would sit there and draw pictures It was making him feel as though he was contributing. There is not one shred of evidence to show that Lucas killed my mother. yeah and and loving the attention and so he's confessing to all these things but the point is
1:34:16 For no reason? You would do it. Oh, yes. Yeah, I guess I do it too. Of course you would if you had to yes you would do it oh yes yeah i guess i'd do it too of course you would Yeah, no, I'm right. you would- We're getting drafted. Right. the harder it would be to do anything hard, so lived through World War II. But like we have jobs. differences a lot quicker because you know what war is. He said, you are generation now, these people, we only know peace. He said,
1:38:10 yeah you know he's got the truth media and uh somebody said something about civil war and he Well, the first one I clicked was behind a paywall. And then he re-truthed that. the cop cars on fire in Los Angeles. imagine seeing that video 10 years ago. That's 100% possible. and they feel that a little bit now, too, When I was in a Walgreens the other day,
1:41:12 You know, like, what do you do? or a series of events have led to a shortage in baby formula. You're just stuck in the mud. risk of like offending a specific group right yeah like that whole like thing where it seems And the girl, she had a wristband, but he also had another little kid who wasn't part let him on but it's like with this rules are rules thing, it's like, I don't know.
1:44:27 They don't want to risk that. That's a big one. I'll go buy the ticket and give it to you. Yeah, he was like, I would leave. like rules are rules man you know rules are rules run into that sometimes what is I got, I was flying that and you could just tell he was like every time the guy would try to climb over him to pee And he goes, un-fucking-believable.
1:47:29 it's so beyond uncomfortable where you're like oh my god like just shut up guy it's your jacket she's retiring today and there was a bit of an incident uh but she did 30 years of unbelievable He was in row one and he's trying to make a complaint. 1995, 96, I'm a little kid. My dad's taking me to the Knicks game. Stay, game's great. We're going keep it down or or if you want to yell like yell in the next car, please
1:50:39 just whatever she's saying i can't really make it up but i see rubbing the back so he's sitting And it must be just put Please don't. i don't remember that but crying somebody pulls the emergency brake now we're stopped They take the father and the daughter off to get the daughter to, I guess, whatever more emergency place or whatever route they have to get her ear infection looked at.
1:52:17 Yeah. He smacks that dude in the head. Well, and I have a friend who works as a baggage handler in that section of the airport and said that that the employee i think it's united is going to lose his job and you wind up getting in a fight with someone, you got a video of it? Yes, watch this. See? Right. Like a viral video that's taken out of context can be so deceptive.
1:54:41 Yeah, it looks like he pushes him first, and then the other dude slaps him in the head. was only right after the slap. Watch this. Let's go back to the beginning. That dude's When he hit his head that last time, it's no good. Well, I don't know because maybe there was some shit that went 15 seconds before that that explains why he pushed him. and it was on the front page anti-asian hate anti-asian hate which you know was probably
1:57:17 Oh, look at this. It's like, I don't know what happened. Right. changed they i had an all-boy catholic high school and then they let girls in but when they were just beats him up that's the way the rules were oh Oh, my God. I mean- That'd be terrifying. and I was like, they made them little warriors. Is that what you were going to say? What was the formation called?
1:59:31 Something like that to see, only to see if it's true or not. That's all we want is to be represented in parliament as a colony. don't you want to declare freedom from the you know tyrannical british and most people were like You know? What were those conspiracies? happens we'll be incorporated with technology i think that's going to be the big leap with people. It's going to be like there's a biological sort of a bottleneck
2:02:35 fast now i mean it is we said like 20 years ago i mean like you know we had look at what an ipod train goes off the tracks when it goes too fast so yeah i think about that i don't have any clue Like literally from a star exploding, the carbon gets created that makes human beings. What's the word I'm working for? guy figures out how to put a fucking leather tire on it to what we have today to Teslas
2:04:59 If you're not allowed to drive anymore, if these things drive you. And then you might be in. right when jazz joplin's singing take a little piece of my heart out that that song like you That's why when I actually listened to your, I think it was, is it Michael Pollard? intellectual more intelligent so like even maybe that's what happens if you get some top person
2:07:41 They shut down these psychedelic ceremonies that they were doing. So how do you say, what is the expression? Just make it easier. So they always, it wasn't just grapes that were fermented. curious about this this subject read know how powerful it is and how much better we could get as humans because of it that's why i'm so kind of like thinking about doing it i'm like
2:10:28 in some culture. True. Yeah. I think everybody needs a different thing. Right. Jordan was before he played basketball is not the same guy that became Michael Jordan the hall of do I have cancer or something like that? cultures, creeds, all different levels of intelligence, but all of them had to be, Everyone's going to fail. to do it and I was like wow like I there's a lot of things that I've done in my life there's a lot
2:14:53 I'm starting to try to, you know, get out here and like, you know, learn more about psychedelics. But it's probably a part of why humans became humans. brain size, I think it more than doubles over a period of two million years. Because you could safely be away from an animal, something like that? and a lot of the primates came down from the trees,
2:16:59 there was a guy, I forget the guy's name, but he was a psychologist that, I think it was a It makes you horny in low doses. I also think distractions were a lot lower probably back then. that those people that worked in the pyramids were probably well paid and would defy time. And the only thing that you're really going to leave behind something that would defy time.
2:19:48 It's not that easy. north south east and west in this type of stuff? that was way more complex than we there's a lot of iridium No one knows for a fact. right? But the fucking further really west of like i think oh, Ohio. So they were like, life or were they gay, were they straight? None of that was a scandal. It was like accepted. So Detroit is a great example because Detroit fell apart in, I guess it was the 80s when it all went down.
2:24:05 And that's only 40 years ago. So if we're going back to the time where we think they made the Great Pyramid of Giza, I'm talking about? Where it said it was like a door. I didn't read it was a million years of being untouched i mean like like if a million if we got an asteroid I just don't I have no I have zero desire to do it I might be interested in going into space just
2:26:18 When you're way above it looking down, which is insane it's lines on a map i mean listen i love you know being an american but i will i It's that if everyone had as much freedom as we have in America, the world would be a better place and if we could get what is wrong with America sorted out right? in CVS. And that's just going to keep going? laughing in unison yeah that's more more natural honestly yeah but the problem is it's profitable
2:29:29 Right. Those don't exist on television anymore. I think just being a person, being a comic, whatever. I still have somebody tweet for me. so much happier because just a couple of, it just takes one or two to get past the goalie I can self-critique and I can have members of my family or close friend group tell me something. I'm trying to just focus on that, and I've gotten noticeably happier
2:32:40 media is bad for you, they're like, well, I'm just like reading stuff. more than the 100 that love you. Unusual position to be in right that doesn't exist in nature it's fucking yannis or chris rock or whoever the fuck posts on twitter right and reads their stuff oh Chris you're a nice guy I've hooked up with my therapist your comedy sucks Am I a pussy?
2:35:09 You are a self-critical person. I have friends that have killed a fucking vacation because they went on Twitter. Right. it's like it was just by the people in your village. So you can't be shocked. The people that I know that are on Twitter all the time, This is not real. nature takes me that criticism is important because it is important. But I guess that could get slippery too because you don't want to get surrounded by yes men.
2:38:21 You've got to be able to apologize. Just accept it. And he wouldn't accept it. you can learn better. is far superior than deluding yourself with some fucking belief that you're never wrong and it's like you because they you were like hey if we're in the wrong system where then we're I know. You're going to get shot in the dick. Sure. Tribal war. and all those battles the reason why they lost, the reason why France got fucking rolled over, they say, is because they all had STDs.
2:43:01 How like little things in history, like it's just like a very basic human thing that happened, and Yeah. I think what happens is that civilizations get to like a really, really, really good And so you could talk people into it. going to create wealth and they're going to control resources. But you're sending people and you know some of them are going to die for a greater good.
2:45:37 to be a putin if even a even even a good president if you want to be a nice guy if you want to be a And maybe I heard this from somebody. Yeah. Then the other things are just about how much effort you're willing to put in. As much as they're just trying to control what they have. I think that if aliens do exist, And they think that, well, they know that some, like we're talking about iridium, how iridium exists when they go to do the core sample of like 20,000 years.
2:49:48 and spread that way. Right. Yeah. Because it seems to me that I could understand that being And that they, I've heard a lot of people say in the research, but also diminishes anxiety. anxiety but also diminishes the ego is It's really interesting, because like how much And that's one of the reasons why we freak out so much, or let me tell you something, I do. I freak out so much at people's flaws. I mean, flaws as in people that lie, or people that steal,
2:52:11 That could be you and you know it could be you different biological filters different life circumstances but if you lived my life you No, I know, but don't you think at the core of it, Because maybe I could have been more aware. There was a fucking documentary. I don't someone who is born with, like, random luck. You think that's the energy. experience it every day. So you assume
2:54:37 Scratching and clawing to survive. We're pretty sure this Younger Dryas impact theory has got a lot of validity to it. Because it's not. He's always talking about that. another guy that says cool shit but uh you know maybe uh he lies about his last name like there's George Washington did, like what you were saying is his humility to pull out and his
2:57:07 know, they didn't know any better with that. I want to learn from America's enemies what happened. people living in our country in that time all had slaves. mercenary, Hessian mercenaries, German mercenaries. what that argument of oh they didn't know any better it's like I think they did I think back Open slave auctions That's what's fucking crazy.
3:00:11 know like one of the greatest comedy movies of you know whatever the 2000s i would argue was Now it's like, oh, it's silly. Every 21 days, you can just get over something and forget that that happened and that was bad. no that's crazy I hope I didn't make that well he probably didn't know it because it indicated the same thing that the price was knocked up right like so
3:02:28 She goes, don't worry. who are knocked down by the auctioneer What does that mean, knocked up by the purchaser. So it's knocked up by the purchaser. Yeah. It does make sense. Listen, I don't make the rules. So the Comanches, when they – there's this incredible book called Empire of the Summer Moon that details this woman. But most adult males were just killed.
3:04:53 I mean, I guess, you know, too, like in nature, like that's the thing is like, you know, I other zebras yeah that's another thing thank God we're not British but then You know what's another thing I read, like founding fathers just fucking being like Yeah. Like for a girl, right? And there's something about it coming out of a girl's mouth. And it's like, you know, and I feel like if he did that now,, there would be- Misrepresentation.
3:07:36 Mops and shit. We were like, 15 love, what the fuck are you talking about? One of my friends, he was stacking the ice on, it's called P1 through 7, practice course 1 through 7. love, 30 love, like And I was like, yo, and I saw it with my own Six love, six love. Like, you know, nobody had video cameras on their cell phones yet. Who deviated from New England
3:10:28 I don't know if that's what I'd talk to him about, you were intelligent right and you were part of this tribe of really intelligent, creative people. It's interesting with language because you would think many things and, you know, it she kind of sounds like would you expect Not only was it not true, but he was vaccinated. welcome I've got to offer you. And I want to tell you that I'm living on the same ground that I've lived on for 75 long years when
3:13:45 Centennial Exposition. I was a delegate to St. Louis, a juror at St. Louis. I think for a North and we had lots of footback travelers. That's so wild. Oh, my god. And the guy, so there was a guy living Holy shit. I go, but the United States was formed in 1776. Yeah. Would it be somebody like a Khan? And then you got him. You know, I mean, there's a lot of speculation about how many different versions of that
3:17:43 It was written like 50 years after Jesus lived. This is what I think God said. Yeah, he owned like a bunch of fish markets. Jamie just went to pee. Yeah. When Jamie comes back. That's literally. We need to Google that. That's the story I heard. That more fucking money. That's really what it was? Yes. No. Yeah. Well, Jamie ran out. Jamie just went to pee.
3:18:30 When you look back, you're like, wait, what? They were probably fucking everybody and everything. Most people were like illiterate and like reading Latin. Yeah. But there probably were a lot of people just on fucking boats where their land got flooded 100 that's just real i think 100 i think there's probably a lot of civilizations that went under paper, whatever the material was. It was like in the
3:20:22 that story came about because That's a lot of action. And it's very unnatural. It's ridiculous. There's lots of reasons, but there's something to it. Something happened in the 1500s or would you want to just be around and watch as It's just like they didn't like the way they looked at him. know of that's what the fucking king was yeah king was a goddamn thrill killer yeah that's all he
3:22:58 More than three hours. I'm sure we pissed a lot of people off with the anxiety talk and stuff. There's obviously there's a lot of factors, but those two ones are big ones. Yeah. You know, Just like if someone on the view says something stupid, I'm gonna talk about it the amber heard trial Yeah. It's all pretty wild. God damn it. Shit in the bed is crazy, though. That's next level crazy. That's pretty wild. It's all pretty wild.
3:24:44 Apparently it's been edited. But she says. It says it was edited here. That's one. Why would either one of them do this, though? And that's how he got fired from the Pirates of the Caribbean, And one of the things you see in cross-examination, just these stories, they don't make sense. I'm like, well, that's what people who do a lot of coke and drink do.
3:27:09 Imagine Johnny Depp has to start a Patreon. I agree with you. What happened was, were like accusations this that he goes has to hire you know gets out has to hire an attorney Like I did not do this. You labeled like the people that knew the accusation maybe don't want to hire you because what if it's true puerto rican doesn't mean you're not a white motherfucker you all kill you kill my people
3:30:35 did the money did you guys wire the money already to the agency or like am i getting checked of the as you know, corporate gigs are hard gigs. Yeah, but isn't for this man he goes why can't i be a partner why do i have to be as an employee because i'm black And it was like his 60th birthday party or something like that. and then it started laughing and then and then tommy mottola i got i was like oh tommy mottola
3:33:00 He goes, how about this? Really? They had me go to Mets game. And I'm doing now. He he goes just start doing comedy like It was a lot of fun. And I got a bunch of dates coming up for the fall. I'm trying to do this shit bye everybody