Joe Rogan Experience #1831 — Colion Noir Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Because it seems like so many times when there's a gun control well And then there's a lot of scrambling and crying out for legislation. But there is an admitted sense of helplessness when these things happen where it's like, okay, so what do we do? The problem is though, That's even that, and that takes it to a whole new level.

3:00 But that's that's just it, too, though, which is the weird thing for me. Enough that they should have probably went in without saying. Now, I can see someone coming up on the other side saying something like, oh, so you want the kids to have guns there, too, so they can shoot? break things down to that simplistic level so people can understand that um instead of just

4:52 I have a hard time seeing what supersedes insane it's utterly unacceptable i don't understand i just don't understand i mean Well, it's a perfect storm, right, Because it's like we don't necessarily want cops to go in there, And what we were doing was working scenario-based training. Sims are like the basically real guns converted into more or less fake guns, so to speak.

7:26 But everything else was the same. From a legal perspective, yes. Are you allowed to shoot him? But he starts arguing with another person. And the other guy is supposed to be like a new concealed carrier. So which one can I shoot? He's like, oh, shit. and it shocks you. Have you ever been tased? I don't know. Now I did see this one video guy did that.

10:40 That's outside of my wheelhouse honestly. So I would say it was pretty bad. Right. that's in defense of a third party okay right um so at that point all bets are off you know like Right. You know about the case in Austin Yeah. He's a veteran. Like, he's standing there pointing the gun. Dude, like in my videos, I say this time and time and time and time again.

13:56 And so if we understand that this is the country that we live in, we have a Second Amendment, we understand the culture in this country. Some do. the privilege to drive this car on the road. So like with the car, I can own any car I want. Generally speaking. As we've released in the past, this incident is not related to the Uber platform. We've talked about it multiple times and credited you with explaining it

17:07 way I reacted when I first heard it. I thought it was a funding thing. I thought like, do we need It's a theory. Overwhelmingly so so the numbers are crazy fact that that is a large number. They're starting to do it now. You're thinking people shooting at other people in the middle of the street and dropping dead, right? And then I started looking into the numbers and I started

19:42 We don't. We're talking about, like, maybe totality in a year, 1,000. right? So we can put that here over here as well, because that's a different dynamic. That includes mass shootings, everything. What was the Philadelphia one? It was two parties going at it. The same way you don't include the suicides and the homicides because they're different reasons for why they're happening.

22:41 They're shooting at each other. suburbs of America, and they're not running But nobody wants to have that conversation. that's one of the most gigantic and ignored problems in this country They've gotten only worse. And when they did that they created a power vacuum and then these other guys stepped in to try to fill the power vacuum got shot well because it's and i think what it is it's self-contained in many people's minds it's

25:20 Now I'm dealing with an element that's now shooting me in my area. They kind of just let it flourish. where you come up as a child. 19. Chicago wait when a few years ago no not even a few years ago She banned protests on her. But way later and not for a while. last year over a lack of charges in a deadly shootout on the west side, a man was arrested Thursday in connection.

28:16 The shootout allegedly involved two gangs and was described like the Wild West due to dozens of shell casings found at the scene. I mean, this isn't even, like, in the woods. Dean allegedly used during the shootout. Wow, I should've that are accused of violent assaults. Dude, I'm telling you, man. I mean, you got to understand what that does to a lot of people who are already sitting on the bottom.

30:39 They don't think there's repercussions anymore. That's a big thing. And they don't like make it stop right now. Yeah. in the middle of the whole situation, because You're kind of on your own. the amount of time that it would take for a police basis from, at least from me, that I love. And that's why I want these firearms. double barrel double barrel shoot one in the air yeah you're gonna land on your neighbor while he's

33:32 But we're talking about a literal challenged person. Because this is what accounts for the suicides. And in the video, I was like, stop the fantasy. But let me ask you this. But you can name all of the shooters. Take the guy in New York. Exactly. And I even said that. And I Because he gets clout in prison, probably. Exactly. I was still in high school.

36:39 about why someone would do that. No, it wasn't the first. like how far gone do they have to be where they can do something like that? Something to that extent. ascertained that he wasn't a threat, but How many people are like that out there? We don't necessarily know when that's going to happen. Right? What? when you're in positions of power. That was one of the arguments about this money that's going to Ukraine where people were

41:34 no so and i'm not laughing because it's funny but it was just astounding to me so essentially And he was able to get in that way. That's going to be your first thought. Before we even start talking about banning this gun and banning that gun, which will do nothing to stop these things. It's going to be. If Joe Biden had younger kids now and they were in school, that kid would not be able to get into that school.

43:58 It's like how much money would it cost to harden all of these schools? because I was going to go and do video on it, Schools? And it scales, right? Schools and districts. Yeah. Ajar, yeah. You're fine. Me too. it's, That's fucking ridiculous. Wait, today? England yeah well they're under the rule of the Queen Even if it was true, you have to think about what type of leader you're under

49:24 And that's the thing that the other side, and when I say the other side, I mean the gun lobby, the anti-gun lobby, has done a good job of is creating this. longer ago when he was talking about um they made a ban on the purchase of handguns yeah the transfer And now all of a sudden, now he's talking about people don't have a right to own a handgun. Then what?

52:01 And so that's the problem is people aren't being realistic about this conversation. have the right to own a gun Heller decision. The Heller decision They're like, oh, no, no, no. of, I just want to save lives. I don't really know how to do it. I think getting rid of guns and it's always like, gun control now, exclamation point. I put up a tweet not too long ago that kind

54:54 The government inherently, from the standpoint of wanting, hunting or for sport shooting in Canada and there's lots of gun owners and they're Now, scroll down. Okay, here it goes. Okay. at in new york you can get a concealed carry license it's hard why is it hard who are they He's a great guy. in terms of being able to carry a firearm for protection.

58:53 and listening to Trudeau and then person, there's no just that's not just that's not enough. There has to be an extenuating circumstance, which usually falls on the idea of I'm famous, so I need I need to protect myself, you needing it to protect your life and that's what he's saying regular people don't need firearms But he's not even saying that there's an option if you need to protect your life.

1:01:13 But that is so wild and that you're gonna use that to state your point that you don't want these people that they don't know about. long time because I know violent people. That's crazy. So this is one of those issues where I have friends that they have this ideological wall and this wall, they hit the What's also why the stories where someone does protect people

1:03:41 down on their page. asking me how to get a gun. Can I borrow and that's another thing that people don't realize is Because he doesn't, there's no criminal history. acts on his part in the past well wasn't his nickname school shooter well i didn't hear that constitutionally able to buy a firearm, he has it. The only thing that can preclude him from doing it

1:06:04 He also used to wear wacky clothes he was an interesting I want to talk to you about that. Instagram. that's the only thing the algorithm can't fight back against Dude, mine has shot up too on Twitter. Yeah, it's just then all of a sudden. You're suggested to a lot of people once they follow one person to follow these five or Right? Right? There are people at Facebook

1:08:44 Well, we wouldn't really have proof of any of this if it wasn't for project Veritas truth be told project Veritas Oh, yeah, because they're the persuasion. that they do though where they get these people comfortable and then they somehow or another get I'm getting 100 follows almost every hour versus what the hell, Then my number stays the exact same.

1:10:40 but then I get lumped in that route I get lumped in that because I'm a Elon was the left-wing superhero You got massaged and tried to get jerked off. an extensive evaluation That's the problem. I was like, right now, you are Which is true. Active. Mm-hmm. Click on their profile. I will post something within seconds. There's you. Will you put it through a filter?

1:14:52 And now I'm going to look and we're going to check it out. That's my other page. Look at it. Why everyone always judge me after seeing my stories. Why everyone always judge me after see my stories. Is that? Look at your art. There's no greater joy. That's a real person. I'll take it. Just received my profile. It's all bots. They're not following me.

1:17:20 I think she likes you, dude. They're generating people now. Do they click on the profile? And then they'll comment in all my videos and then tell them, call this number. I got really bad at one point on Facebook. There's the weird industry that has emerged of like scamming people online And it's really kind of fascinating. Yeah, how when you saying it's a numbers game. I wonder how many people

1:19:17 Shut up. thing. They say, I make cartoons. I make an image of their data, use their pictures to then create a fake account that looks like a real Like, look, that looks like a real girl, right? Don't be an asshole. Okay, I want to click on this link, but I don't. Do you have some sort of a block? males. At the end of the day, it could be getting a track, like the way trackers you set up

1:21:45 And you have to have the content there to actually keep them there. What happened? You take the rest. and they think they're in love. It's different. happened to run into him somewhere exactly so psycho leave the soccer post this psycho exactly full psycho to leave the house post this And now most people meet online. They meet through church or they meet as co-workers cohort a lot of fucking going on that office

1:24:35 They're too risky. Oh, we dumb? Oh. Yeah. And that, you know, we have a great relationship and we cooperate together and I'm essentially a professional wife. like, anytime You're a gangster. people will do Well, also, but if I'm drunk. Yeah. So for me, I'll hit a point where I'm floating. Yeah, liposomal glutathione. I mean, it's not, I think it's been exaggerated by some people, you know, but there's a real legitimate effect, documented effect, liposomal glutathione has on your body's ability to process alcohol. And there's a lot of people that take glutathione when they're drinking to manage your body's processing.

1:28:20 Oh, yeah. I just like the energy here. And some of my friends get annoyed with me because they're like, shots. kind of developed this platform i was always kind of that way too and so but i'm very cognizant and Do you ever have debates with people that think that we should take away all the AR-15s? What does it say? t-shirt? Yeah, it's my t-shirt. Oh, from your company?

1:30:46 No, they stole it from me. And I'm like, oh, I'm surprised you picked up on that. And then she was like, well, what does that say on the inside? And so she reads it, and she's like, if you know, you know. And I'm like, oh, I'm surprised you picked up on that. So it actually fell in the middle. Really? Yeah. So so we actually we conversed for about 30 40 minutes um you know i

1:32:01 But I didn't want this to turn into an argument. you, from a dealer, you have to get a background check. right. And it wasn't that. It was, okay, but here's the reality. Here are the facts. And then That's what they're trying to do. And that's what I'm trying to give them when I put my videos out. It is pride money. But for the most part, I'm trying to educate the masses of people in the middle who are looking to get information.

1:34:40 powerful it was and then we started getting shadow because what happens is because I think that subject is too Oh, so they wanted to interview you and then edit you out of context and take the worst shit that you say. They've taken what I've said and then just kind of completely taken out of context purposely. and they still get caught up in that. television, on regular television, where I know, in fact, I've seen the original video.

1:37:16 of the objective facts, what we absolutely understand, Facebook banned you for doing a breakdown? Now, I also did another video where I said, I think it was about background checks, right? You get a background check before I can give you the gun. It's not loopholes. All right. But if someone bought a gun legally at a stand and then brought it to you and said,

1:39:50 terms of all 50 states no so some states you can't have private transactions oh what states are those I mean, they're loosening up some of the restrictions as far as carry. literally. Yeah. The funny thing about it is most these mass shooters not getting their guns through private transactions. That were extended background checks. That's what we're talking about. The funny thing about it is most of these mass shooters not getting their guns through

1:41:08 I don't want to say his name. checks on private transfers because I know what it takes for them to be effective. How would they know you're lying? Every registration that this country, this world has ever had has resulted in the confiscation. Exactly. Yes, I did. me. I stopped downloading on CDs if I liked the music I mean, I really honestly, I love

1:44:14 a song and I can just go oh okay I had Tidal for a while. No, I'm being dead serious. It's like me and Apple. I write. I like the short No, no, no. the actual keys have a curve Yeah. I just want to think about the ideas. you got everything lined up, it's all pretty, I mean, just kind of, there's a certain aesthetic to this place. But I also like function.

1:47:48 And I go, how is that? Go in here. as well is that i can talk into my notes and um i can you know, like I can, like if I'm out and I have an idea, I just like a lot of like all this, a lot of this shit. Bam. Like, say something right now. That's Notes on Apple. But Samsung has Samsung Notes, so you could do it on that. a friend of mine today and it fucked it up and I didn't realize it

1:50:03 Yeah, those are annoying. Like instead of saying, hey, go around to the right-hand corner of the building, and there's a red door. Bam. Yeah, yeah. Ideas like if I have an idea for a joke I have, in my shower, on, like, topics to talk about Rip it off and then take it and do what you need to do. the first-generation AirPods. The problem is it cooks the microphone.

1:52:48 and they just, just died. It's fucking amazing. I didn't mean it's zesty. And if you do that I can barely watch a couple of times, And then the second time I did it, I did it for like four and a half minutes. Listen to me. And it was just white just all snow nice How often do I do it? The only time I don't do it is right after I lift because apparently it has some sort

1:55:37 Why is it annoying? I follow too many fitness pages. The thing that works more than anything is consistency. another thing too is I'm trying to maximize time. and then everything else the next day. I'm doing a lot of that too and a lot of sled work. Because, like, I started noticing it when I was shooting. where now it's like I can take off at a moment's notice.

1:57:47 Get in there. Okay, let's do it. and make a video. Because I would feel like that's so available for free. You won't? So, okay, maybe I lie. And I was like, what? I got a little real toxic. And then I'm like, yeah, I'm going to have to stop doing this. It's weird. forth and so on. Me fucking too. not be some floating around though so well if the thing is with deep fakes it doesn't matter anymore

2:01:31 Yeah, right. And then Jamie has to watch videos of all these dudes just plowing his fields. Oh, it's going to happen. to a guy's house because he was doing some cable work or something. sensations like if they can if talking to people on the phone right i don't i don't want to have to go somewhere to talk to I've yet to really truly understand it. for like excessive texting back and forth.

2:04:44 but I will forget to go back and respond because if you send me something that What do you got? You have no idea who's texted you. So what happened is I didn't realize I don't remember this number. Okay. Because I never The only numbers I know is my mom and my aunt. friends and i remember my number from high school you know but when my my home number but

2:06:53 I still navigate to my house in the city that I live in. And cops. Isn't that interesting? is when you're driving and they flash the lights at you. Yeah, I love doing it to people So then I'll just move over and slow. Yeah. But I mean, like I was just telling you, I am like, remember, last time I was on here, You might change your mind. but god damn that Tesla is a preposterous

2:09:03 too much so like I've said this about the new one with the wacky steering wheel. That's me, yeah. Yeah. I've had cars that have paddles. Oh, I'm talking about when you don't have a, about a few weeks ago my friend because i'm starting slowly starting getting into this Zesty is kind of a universal kind of term. It's a go-kart. Gordon Ryan is the greatest jujitsu athlete of all time.

2:12:04 They take a miata and I wanted an NSX so bad. because it's a Honda sports snake from Japan. It's an old recipe, Okay, that's kind of badass my distribution by It can't be much. Look at that. It really wouldn't matter. Look at that thing, though. and being probably more associated with motorbikes Who's your favorite reviewer? But I know Matt personally.

2:15:41 They just converted it as a company. And I'm thinking. sleek sexy european i do too yeah that's that's kind of but i still want i still want a chevelle I enjoyed and it was too Yeah. He's a big dude. Hey, man, what have you been up to? What? Yes. He never kills anybody? Punisher was beautiful. Just decided to fucking go on a rampage and kill all the organized criminals.

2:18:36 It's phenomenal. Like, that's how goofy it is. Okay, what about the Hulk? Well, the Hulk makes all the other Avengers useless. And I love Jeremy Renner. I have a fucking archery range at my studio. He'd be flicking the arrows, Who's that gentleman that has that YouTube page that? he did it this is how they think like the comanches did it and the Mongols did it. They carried multiple arrows

2:21:57 But if you can see how he did it, so, like, only one movement to shoot each other. And he's saying this is, like, kind of ridiculous. Oh, okay. Three hours and one and a half seconds, which is pretty crazy. which had individual cylinders that you would replace. semi-automatic pistols. And see if there's a video on that. They were tiny which allowed them to ride horses better

2:24:42 So did he like have to push the hammer forward? How did he do it? where they would camp without any fire because the Comanche would find them. Because having those five shots made all the difference in the world. So they would be able to be protected by their fucking horse. And it's just at any given moment, who doesn't want me on here, I'm not on here.

2:26:48 Imagine that 150 years ago there were no options. Yeah. argument like what you would never take up arms against the government why would you ever need Say, for instance, what happened in the 1960s with the Black Panthers showing up on the Capitol. That's what it's designed to do. You can't go to the grocery store. only of human beings. which is why things were set up the way

2:30:00 to deal with a tyranny, especially here in America. It's talking to the government the same way the Constitution was talking to the government. And they were like, what about Greece? until it was shut down by the Roman emperors. But there's a lot of strength in understanding that there's paths to different ways of looking at things that you just need to let go and find those ideas and concepts.

2:32:10 But it's so easy. You'd settle in. I'm like, okay, we're good. And so I've spent a lot of time with myself. And so that's what, now, I will say, I'm not saying that there aren't things that could And that's something that needs to be stressed with anything when you deal with the, yeah. Yeah. Well, there's a, there's a risk and that's, that's something that needs to be stressed

2:33:56 Look what happened to Keith Moon. I'm just like, I don't, some reason I just, it hasn't reached the point where I felt like It makes things feel better. And then I realized, oh my God, She got paranoid, And it's just because I know me. And I understand that. Whereas I know other people who it's it's it's a perfect balance for them. It just gets me to a better place.

2:36:47 Come talk crazy. But it's so controlled. Also, part of it, too, is even writing. I'm just fucking drunk. Yeah. is consistently a glass of whiskey. I've had wild fucking paranoia That's a fact. was drinking he would drink and he would get gerbil eyes. Like now you're just like an automaton just running around. ah that was well they're good for conversations yeah i think they're great for conversations

2:40:34 i do think it should be legal i think almost everything should be legal and i think the One thing they're talking about is the amount of people that have Because, and this is an uncomfortable state, and this is coming from a person who's never You would save 100,000 lives probably. Holy crap, that's recent. Yeah. It's like the idea that it's hard to get

2:42:59 and you're in the United States. it is like so if that many people are coming over here you have to think about how easy it is for That's pretty damn recent. That's how Tom Petty died? a lot of people man and there's apparently Yeah, yeah, it's like that's the problem with technological advancement is that they can create things that are better that are already horrible

2:45:10 Okay. yeah that's what that's who's out there snorting that's a nuke who's out there snorting? That's a nuke. Who's out there, bro? This fentanyl ain't shit. And I'll be the first to admit, dealing with that stuff and getting to the other line issues of it is extremely hard. Which is weird because it's like we just want to sweep it. And I'll be the first to admit,

2:46:13 They're so eager to say, getting into this country i mean the the real hard truth is people don't want fentanyl that's not But he talks bravely about it. He's like, yes. And so that's why, for me, I'm not really big on the, you know, make all drugs illegal And we'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? And you're propping up murderers.

2:49:17 put it back in how would you ever how would you ever does it really matter it's already out of It's pretty hard to – I mean, that's not hard to overdose on alcohol. I'm kind of just apathetic to it. of alcohol. Well, that's what made No shit. Europe was it I don't think so I remember watching a documentary about I don't know if it was a religious thing

2:52:04 They probably thought they were going to make a better society. We're going to build a better society. There's an oversim repercussions of things. Like they had no idea. They probably thought they were going to make a better society. We want the answers now. So we kind of almost, to a certain degree, force them to say, We have so many unresolved, super complex problems

2:53:15 There's many of them to really have a comprehensive national conversation about it. People of America, no, no, no, no, no. they're using airsoft guns And I keep telling people It wasn't written hear this argument all the time. Right. No. because we understand that a militia, which is comprised of the people, Their musket was the equivalent of our AR right now.

2:56:31 Who did, like, Tiananmen Square, and always I say Tiananmen Square because I just recently if you don't think that i would take arms against you and shoot you, that you're crazy. I saw that. And then you're going to tell me that I'm supposed to trust the government to protect me without firearms. fuck is the solution to temper of the people who are committing mass shootings are getting

2:58:34 We have background checks. was a mistake. It sucks. You think you're going to write a law that says we're not allowed to have AR-15s anymore and now you're no longer going to see mass shootings where AR-15s are involved? You think that's it? Where does that, where does that, where's that line? And so that's where things start getting excessively complicated and incredibly subjective. Because which, which doctors are going to make

3:01:38 You may not have been able to do it, but you took substantial steps to do it. So therefore, We have laws to deal with that. So I don't understand why people don't understand the reality of that. right you have the politicians like they don't really don't want anyone to have guns that's But at a certain point, we do have to understand we have to confront reality.

3:04:19 So as a result of that, we need to empower the people who aren't like that to be able to stop it when it Yeah, because if you tell, There's 100 billion people with guns. and use bolt-action rifles. People like you, Yeah. We say we want AR-15s to protect ourselves and protect our life, right? And on that, let's wrap it up. YouTube.