Joe Rogan Experience #1835 — Mike Judge Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience I never saw the whole thing before. It's funny. and the dumb people keep fucking yeah that was uh I feel like I really made That guy was so good, Patrick Fisher, yeah. shot it here in austin it's supposed to take place in a drought and it was like the rainiest summer had an impossible schedule and and then in post you know they they just cut we had a bad test

3:20 So this we shot in 2004. And then, yeah, there you go. Post Malone had a deal with them. I should stop talking shit. So this is a new thing? I was always confused. woods and you're hiking you're wearing these like very kind of rigid hiking boots and then when So they're horrific looking. Cut the fucking shit. Like a nail. Do they all have straps? $600. That's how much? Yeah, they're real. $600.

6:43 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was sort of, I was thinking of it like – so I had the idea in the 90s, but I remember when – in 2001, in the summer, I was with – well, it was the year 2001. It was fun to write. It had 65 speaking parts in it. hooked up yet. So my TV was hooked up, but cable wasn't hooked up yet, that season it was we started to find our stride yeah that was that was fun to do that was uh wait

10:41 Yeah, I thought I remembered some MTV association with you. Whatever happened to that guy? They did that because they created a few stars that became huge stars and they felt like those stars left and they made these people stars, but they didn't profit off of it. And he was on Remote Control, too. Yeah, they overcorrected on me. How does that happen?

12:54 Yeah. Where's Dan Cortez? Just seems like a normal guy now. How you become Dan Cortez? and just mailing out VHS tapes of them. Yeah. and then I negotiated it was colossal pictures liquid did liquid liquid television and then never see any money from, but I was able to get it back later, years later, but how'd you do that? And I said, well, then I just don't do this?

17:20 So there were some big holes in the contract that I was able to exploit later. Let's see. I had the idea for a long time ago it was really about three years ago and then So it was like a couple years, was it like? and for this one too. Yeah, the beginning of the movie, they have a whole thing with the astronaut and the flag. Like, there's always a show that...

20:37 What was the... That's what it used to be. Because I want to say I was in high school at the time. Just the way he looked. Because there wasn't that many channels back then. Oh, yeah, yeah. was getting those numbers, And there was no DVRs back then either. Yeah, you'd do low resolution, like a six-hour recording. When you make a movie like that and you're done, like, what is the feeling like?

24:27 it's finally done but it just said like icky like oh shit I've missed something or it's a really Because you're going over the minutia of it. Yeah, you've seen a hundred people audition for each part. And so to say it's done, what it is, it's like a feeling of withdrawal, really. Like it's sort of a – even if you're really happy with it, it's like – it's sort of like you're just so used to doing that.

26:12 with a tv show you don't just like whoever's in there and if the sound if the sound mixers don't and just keep going back to that. I laughed so hard today watching the chart of the people and all the babies that they had. It's so funny. Like when – as countries become – go from third world to first world, I guess they stop. But at some point we were location scouting this place and it was – I guess it was a reform school of some kind, like a juvenile delinquent something or other.

29:17 But I didn't know what it was. And I had to look at Polaroids. And he kind of looks at me like, uh-uh, uh-uh. Why do we want to not tell that? What was he? whatever, and they might have been, like, standing outside the theater at a couple of them, and I could hear people laughing. Wow, that's crazy. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Stiller and he said who's who played Milton and I said that's Steven Root you

34:45 You came in the second or third episode or something? Which is good. So right after he got fired, then he's doing Everybody Loves Raymond. do a guest appearance in King of the Hill, which he did, I think, but he couldn't do the first And he's throwing in an accent that sounds like a football player from Texas. You know what I'm talking about, Jamie?

37:23 Type in Stephen Root Cowboy film Wait, is it? Oh, man. Where is this hair? Let me see. Go down. It'll be. Ballad of Buster Scruggs. 100%. You know what he's great in? Oh, yeah. I don't want to give away, there's like a plot twist to it and you go what but uh it's a really interesting uh old Western but it's not I love a good Western, though. You know I did all these films that were kind of unrealistic about Westerns and Cowboys.

40:29 Yeah That blew my mind Yeah, I wonder, yeah, I guess. I don't know. I mean, I think a lot of it had to do with the gold rush, right? Yeah, there's also a bunch of, like I don't even try to describe them but they were like on par with all those whatever Sergio And you kind of forget about it and there's You know, when you have a time in history where the morals are completely eroded

44:26 I don't think so. Oh, he did? Yeah. Yellowstone is modern though. Yellowstone's fucking great. People are always telling me about, oh, you've got to see Euphoria. Have you seen that trailer? Mr. Bean? Hello, sweet pea. It's Dad here. I haven't seen anything like this in so long. Jesus, that's a series? No, because like I have this Chevy Chase theory.

48:32 have injuries right he has to like johnny knoxville has so like he's his dick's broke But the Chevy Chase one I'm fascinated by because when i found out that chevy chase was Yes. They just haven't gotten old enough yet. He's brilliant, eloquent, incredibly good at commentary and talking and explaining things. Oh, wow. Imagine if you do this one thing that gets you to tens.

51:31 And even in that fight, he wound up winning. Well, until something goes bad. We were going over NBA players or Yeah, there's options. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So the mush inside your brain is just slamming against the wall. They do catfish. I haven't done that yet. Started doing it in my backyard. Well, right now, I mean, I don't know, Yeah, that's something that people don't realize they're predatory yeah yeah first time i saw one it's like big old

56:01 and then you open the gate and let him loose. See if you can find anything on this because it's really fascinating. I don't think there's another mammal like it. changes their fucking face Wow and it changes their nose I don't I don't is enough to make a domestic pig They're all called Sue Scroffa. They're literally the same animal. Yeah, it looks different.

58:49 I mean, that's really where you get bacon from. between pork belly and bacon is. So he did an experiment on a weekend and There's really that much salt in bacon? Whereas bacon can be derived Instead, pork belly is the whole slab cut from the fleshy underside of a pig. the head chef is this guy, my friend Jesse Griffiths. So he takes people out from scratch.

1:01:27 His restaurant, Dai Dua, is one of my absolute favorite places in Austin. Pull it up just to let them know. It's by Hoover's. Manor? with antelope. because it's raw, but think more in terms of like ceviche where it's cured with lime All local. like California, good example, and you buy elk, you're not getting elk from the United States. were brought in into the, I believe it was the 1800s.

1:03:56 So the Europeans would come over, hey, hey, we've gone to New Zealand So you have these mountainous, beautiful landscapes filled with these animals, Australia? and just millions of cane toads. and that is all of New Zealand. Yeah, as is New Zealand. landscape wow but that's a very big spot for hunters they go down there and they um you know collect them and then they'll sell like a whole Neil guy to a restaurant. And then they'll like,

1:07:14 I think if I do it, I'll do it with a bow. rifle oh the rival it's so much more effective yeah it Yeah. You just get it in your crosshair, boom. There's different worlds, though. You know you just sit in a stand and you wait and then the feeders go off and the deer And I'm like, okay, that's actually actually pretty fair like you're taking a sword there i mean not completely

1:09:24 whatever needle drop music was back then, and then it's just like, bam! and we went, and we were in the Pacific Northwest, and jumping up in the air and running to his death. who looks like he's 10, squirrel hunting, It's like, and they were laughing. What is this one? Like this? I apologize to anyone who... Oh, my God. Look again. Don't worry. So they're a known, this isn't like a fringe.

1:13:17 Yeah, people get groundhogs. It's so crazy. I think that's all he does now. Oh, interesting. That's the.50 cal. I was just at the beginning of the video. Yeah, that's like he had probably like a Viking grandma and a Viking grandpa. Oh, really? Yeah, the strongman is the – yeah. Yeah, they went up the rivers and just raped and murdered everybody. Yeah, there's a former Marine country singer here.

1:17:12 And, like, didn't somebody in Afghanistan or somebody set a world record with a.50 caliber? And the force of the bullet passing by the deer's head sucks its eyes out of its head. And it plugs in. Look at the size of that. Oh, no. So they go over, and there's no wound on the deer And then the deer's like, that's a wrap. But then, I mean, you know, it's depending on, I mean, there's, well, like, New Zealand, you know, it's like.

1:20:08 You hear that? But anyway. But Austin, 94. That's what I heard, yeah. Yeah, it's a good one. Oh, really? Just a bunch of very good fights. So here, Tim Means versus Kevin Holland. Oh yeah So this is only his second fight in the UFC. Actually, a Western that's coming out soon. Mm-hmm. because every person comes in and they're looking for any sign on your face of how they did.

1:24:46 And I mean, usually though, like my first experience with it was, because I mean, Terry Crews was the perfect president for that movie. When Terry auditioned, he just stole the part. Very few. Like this, he's the president and he's that jacked And when he was doing that, I kept going, like, wait, this is amazing. So rare. And so I guess, like, I actually auditioned,ed not for that part for some of the other ones, a lot of WWE people and something like there are a lot of them are decent actors, but there's something just that wasn't funny in the right way.

1:27:42 He's a surprisingly smart guy who just likes to beat the shit out of people. Yeah, he had a liver transplant. I might be drunk. Oh, that was... that ever saw wear those gloves and then uh but I think tank was first and then they wound up being Really? But that kind of really boosted the UFCfc oh that was it yeah that was 2005 Yeah, it was live on Spike. It wasn't a pay-per-view, right?

1:30:57 I started commentating a couple years before that. and he knocked out Trey Teligman and Scott Ferrozzo to win the tournament. You could still pull clothes. what would happen if a judo guy fought a karate guy? and they would get me ringside tickets, It's crazy. June 23rd. Streaming June 23rd, and what's it on? How many episodes do you guys do? Fantastic. Yeah. Mike, thank you very much for coming in due? August. I think first week of August. Fantastic.

1:33:52 Anytime.