Joe Rogan Experience #1838 — Brian Simpson Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day What's the advantage of not going Apple? then I got to get an Apple watch, Yeah? Android. they can do it Right, you know it's an Apple device. I go, that's a dope watch. It's like, ooh. But you try to do some shit outside. blue bubble thing that originally came out, you know, But they won't because it increases that fear of missing out

3:38 And that's an Apple thing. Really? Yes. It's kind of smart. Again, but that's something that they won't allow the encryption to be shared. And so you could chat It's it's own platform You'd be doomed I mean, no more than Or if you called somebody during certain hours, it didn't use your minutes. And then they started charging for texts. That's what's weird.

7:16 they win yeah because could they accommodate everybody like there has to be 250 million phones in this country minimum minimum yeah probably more yeah Yeah. Oh. which has been the biggest thing holding it together for 30 years maybe, Disney. of the Sunday ticket. Really? There was, you know, anybody could license and make an NFL game. There's certain things that anchor a network, right?

10:27 It's more people than I would think. Right. Because they were you know, obviously it came off of the radio, but they were the first people to do radio uncensored who's listening and how many listens you're getting. yeah they got a bunker for the end of the world yeah those are the type of people that have ham And now he's sort of, like, not with the new technology, but that motherfucker can use a ham radio.

12:56 So here we are here. Yes yes Really fucking cool guy. But it's like that whole part of the United States. If it goes off, we're fucked. Yeah, see, it crosses Montana and Idaho and Wyoming. I guess it does if it's on the edges, right? But whatever it is, Isn't it wild that, because I fight, It's like, because my reflex is You know what I mean? Well, you also got to wonder, like, why are they doing what they're doing?

17:09 Yeah. It's like, you know what, you know what, you know what we lost? up by one senator right joe manchin or whatever and you know you know you know when we lost one And they're like, well, then you're never going to be more than a representative. But that's not a Democrat. these are, you're not arguing with them. You've seen those people? But it's just the point is it's not an effective way.

20:35 would come back with a sister or come back with a niece you know what i mean and or you have to go They ban fucking. No fucking. Some people say cutter. Qatari officials have repeat. That sounds like a fucking Star Wars thing. It sounds made up. Qatari officials. Wow. Which is usually how they go hand in hand. she only had a vape pen of CBD. And what was she doing in Russia to begin with?

23:28 when we need the motherfucker that's where i don't exactly know what if she was going through they would do it for. Oprah. I know that. Oh, yeah, no, of course not. She's really in trouble. Because it's illegal to be gay over there. This is a very difficult position to play. Stop trying to control how people fucking. Propaganda driven dictatorship just like North Korea,

26:59 that lost the last war, like for us. like, Like, he crushed, I mean, he didn't end up killing him. and the soviet union and the the whole thing is that they have always had a long-term I think I'm fucking that up. It's an hour and a half long. I don't know what the exact part would be. one so he used to work so he's used this phrase ideological subversion what do

29:47 All you have to do, all American mass media has to do is to unplug their bananas from their ears, The other 85% is a slow process which we call either ideological subversion or active measures, Why that many years? Because this is the minimum number of years which requires to educate... You are stuck with them. You cannot get rid of them. And yet these people who have been programmed and, as you say, in place and who are favorable

33:28 people. And the Marxist-Leninist regime does not tolerate these people. Obviously, they For the last 25 years. The facts tell nothing to him. and unless, even if you start right now, here, this minute So basically America is stuck with demoralization. And you can see it quite clearly that in some areas, in such sensitive areas as defense and economy,

36:46 and economy, you have so-called the period of normalization. It may last indefinitely. With the benevolent dictators like Walter Mondale And the initiator of this war is not Comrade Andropov, of course. Unlike myself, you will have nowhere to defect to, unless you want to live in Antarctica nothing ever can help united states you make his goodbye to your freedom, including freedoms to homosexuals, to prison inmates.

40:52 now in Kremlin and whom President Reagan respectfully calls government they do From like the 80s. doesn't sound hard to believe is that they do it with social media because they 100% do. So this is not a new tactic that they devised. The tactic of propaganda sites the top 20 Christian sites on Facebook 19 of them were run by Initiate conflict and she was saying it was really funny because like like I'm a big fan of memes

43:57 I mean, how funny is that? It's like, who is the guy? But it's a new form of comedy, right? in a way that cause like if you it wouldn't make sense it's like the shared sometimes- these, And I swear, I laughed at it like 50 times that that day joe you've become big in the golf meme how many strokes did I get on that hole? They do shit where they catch up with them.

47:15 lot of people very little because a lot of people are online fucking around you read that book have if you don't have a job that requires you to do shit and you're just unsupervised and you don't in the office for eight hours, even though because you don't have to commute. Yeah, and there's people That doesn't have to be in that building. or something, so your check's the same.

50:04 That's true, too, but maybe if you're not around people they don't get it like i was in maui and uh there was a whole group like that a whole group of people that work for this Yeah. Yeah. like for real yeah and he just had to work every day like he it was like he's the only person i've ever met like this in my life where it's like you know it's lunch time and we got

52:28 he's built different than me. those motherfuckers When I was in college, I was hard up for money, and my roommate, his parents were looking for like, beat them down with chains and chop them up you know what i mean yeah and i worked for these motherfuckers for one day and they were like we're good we're I had a summer that I worked building a construction ramp,

54:15 I'm hiking them up this fucking ramp This could be my life. And I was in pretty good shape. Yeah. in mma like never get hit not well something's gonna happen yeah if you fight long enough He got hit hard like three or four times ever. he's picking he's cherry picking like of course he is he's fighting well yeah he's 40 years old His hand speed was spectacular. His cardio real problem. His hand speed was spectacular.

57:24 been knocked out by Barrera he wasn't the same Manny anymore and then he also lose to um who's his rival that Floyd Floyd beat Floyd made that boy look But anyway, Floyd just boxed the pants off of him. Canelo learned from him. He made him cut down below the 154 limit because he Clito Reyes, these Mexican gloves. with the exact same gloves. Everyone has the same gloves.

59:36 of the foam his stuff is the shit and he came up with his and he's a top flight coach he coached Like it takes an effort to close your fist. That's why I'm talking about it But that's a good... I do. Every time I go to the website, I use his bag gloves, too. mad genius he figured it out I was like you want some coffee no no no I thought clever as fuck. He always pretended he was gonna fight an

1:02:14 but a good, But a guy who doesn't do MMA, who fights an MMA fighter, they can kick you from a distance, man. Same, bro. Because he's a little more of a psycho, you know? Izzy's got that, too, though. come forward the right hand he's seeing if you're looking at that right hand he And he would he would swing it Izzy talking all that shit cause he don't

1:05:24 his whole life like seeing a guy like this who's been interested in striking his whole life like wrestler some dude who hits you with that power double and boom and you feel Brian Campbell. people just aren't they're not even aware that there's a there's another game being played other He KO'd him with a left hook in a kickboxing match. Well, let me show you somebody.

1:08:16 or the second fight, Alex Pereira, who was primarily a kickboxer, Oh, they can, but he's, yeah. Answer me this, Joe. Okay. getting the fuck away from him in that little octagon because it's quite a bit smaller. Like sometimes for a fight, they'll make a smaller ring to favor like a slugger or they'll In a small ring good and so clever you want to see a guy like Izzy that's so dominant and so good and so clever, you want to see a guy like Alex Pereira.

1:12:23 Alex Pereira is fighting Sean Strickland, and Sean Strickland is very dangerous. It's a solid card. Look at this. Sean O'Malley and Pedro Munoz? That's the beginning. Oh, wow. in the ring it's like some of them don't realize like you need to be calling out the next guy He obviously has, like, things ready. I mean, even though he's still one of the best guys in the world,

1:15:09 to see him lose yep like how many people buy floyd mayweather pay-per-views just because they want to because I don't listen every day, That's growth. It's, you are who you are. That's growth. Like, oh, here's a person. Joe, I was just on his Fully Loaded Tour with him And I'm telling you It's Wants It's something that the fans And his kids have never seen him perform.

1:17:17 He can tell the machine story whenever the fuck he wants. Who the fuck does stand up in flip-flops So he's going to take his shirt off. At any point, he can go, when I was 22 years old, I got involved in the restaurant. 2003 12 yeah 11 why that's not that long ago not that long ago wow yeah yeah it's a good story that was back when burt was still on the travel Channel. He had to watch his P's and Q's on the Travel Channel.

1:19:06 And he's like, fuck, you're right. in the way that, like, Constantly. The Philly Lotus was fun as hell. And it's a real short track, like a half a mile. Dude, I do not appreciate this. That's three stories above everybody else. You got to do that fast. Speed. It's hard. Am I correct about that? Rally. You need a co-pilot. That would be part of the fun of it.

1:23:07 Look at that fucking car. Oh, these are just carts. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a 65 Mustang. Look at the engine poking out of the hood. But that's not a normal driver. That's a beautiful shape. And then somewhere along the line, it became this beast of a car by 1969. Maybe that's just. And then as time went on, they started getting more and more rugged.

1:25:46 There. Imagine being the first dude to like know and pull up and they were like, oh, wow, you So this is a commercial from 1969. Fuck yeah. Mustang. Like they. I think they use the fucking front beam that holds the speedometer together. like fat tires, wicked suspension. the cool like if you tell america make something look cool because we're we're great at how things

1:29:37 But if you really want to be and get your word out there, you kind of have to be on YouTube. months or something. Well, I think like here's one of them that I disagreed with, I don't always agree with him. And he says, I'm sorry, not beautiful. You don't have to put so much energy in the things that you that you hate or disagree with. You should call him.

1:32:11 That's not my thing. from you I need cultural lens of wokeness where you kind of pretend things are different and men can get swimsuit issue But there's also, like, who cares? I don't know. You want to ask him about the cosmos, right? And I think when you do that- And he talks very openly about it. Maybe that's all it takes. smart fascinating people they can they could be right and they can be wrong they can go down

1:36:25 in their knowledge no Sam Harris fans there Sam, I don't think he even uses Twitter anymore in the sense that I think he has it deleted It's like it's not like something he sought out right so it's a weird little sort of situation fans arguing with them about stuff i'm like yo like this is not a good thing for you this is With that, like, what are they selling?

1:39:09 They'll put fucking rainbows over Big Macs and tell you this is a pride Mac. But now it's like Woodstock. It's like when it awake. Yeah, yeah. You're not asleep. Exactly. But now it's like Woodstock. You know, maybe Ben and Jerry does give a fuck about social justice or whatever. You know, if they don't do a thing. Right. that hurts your bottom line trying to get you to force compliance it's trying to get you to be more

1:41:25 stick in the congo and you go whoa what are we serving because that's what they're not saying Sort of big ass ship that like turned sideways i might be yeah because the the dealers are charging you charging five to seven grand over the sticker price. Yeah, but they're price gouging, you know? There's a lot of shit going on. I get that they'd be like, hey, there's a fucking demand going on here.

1:44:06 edition car, it's not going to cost what it costs if you ordered it from the factory. It's going to So you can't just buy one. oh wow yeah wow to order one from ferrari you have to have like a relationship with ferrari drive easy to drive normal so like you don't have to drive them that fast it doesn't compel you to Wasn't there some auto-drive upgrade

1:46:11 He said it was too... fully autonomous driving. That's quite a while. I think the better way to do it would have to be with the roads also interacting with the cars. Let me see what it says here. So I don't think that stops at red lights and does all that other shit. I'm a little confused. Only 60 grand for the car? Dude, they're so fast. Really? have the three series which is a little more accessible but more agile too and then they have

1:49:37 Aha. If there's a car coming and then you turn to the right to avoid the car and there's a person, what do you do? Well, what if you don't pay for your account that there'll be something like that where you have to pay for access to the road or you have Yeah. Maybe he would use it. You gave people that are in charge of other people when everything really, really goes to shit.

1:52:46 Yeah, you're right about that. The energy in the air. At the time, you could mock it and everybody would laugh and no one, everyone was so confused. And then he never changed. He's allowed to run again. Are you voting for the policies? What's this? Give me some fucking concrete information. Well, they're not a real news channel shouldn't be talking about whispers. Give me some fucking concrete information.

1:54:59 him out everywhere and this shit Fuck her. Argumentative and he's like so good at like fucking with people and talking shit. It became like this He does that. Yeah that's it forever A fight you couldn't really predict Yeah. But the thing is, that's where the energy was. There was no energy behind Hillary Clinton. All that. Imagine if you had to take an SAT test.

1:58:23 know about foreign foreign policy how much do you actually know about the economy? How much do you actually know about foreign policy? How much do you actually know about the environment and the impact of petrochemical products and natural gas and all these different things? them have been caught. I remember That should be illegal. Yeah, he got That's so hilarious.

1:59:52 That's job security. And it's never their fault. The Clintons. Yeah. is ridiculous are we really bringing this up i can't even keep up with him you see all the things That's how she said it. Well, this is like some of the most blatant lying to your face because you're lying and Don Lemon's calling bullshit. Is this the press secretary? Put that in there.

2:02:01 Don, right there. louder inside the Democratic Party facing doubt that some that in the I think that I, you know, I think it's it's we'll take a look at it. who are not openly endorsing the president come 2024, even though you can't say i think that those are the most not going to be across the country those are Well, I think the thing that that Americans love about President Biden is he's a trade shooter.

2:05:54 We were in LA, California. There's other issues that the president has to deal with. Don, you're asking me this question. that we should be even asking. That is There's when politicians do this thing where they have a way of talking. Listen, we're here. I don't know. course she has some concerns everybody of course you're keeping up with a 73 Look, he shouldn't be running the country.

2:08:42 you'd have trust in him Right, but if you are like a movie, What he is, is a foot, it's like think you're president you become president you automatically get eight years and right after Have you ever seen Inside Job? And there's a guy who really understands the financial system, enrich by their decisions by their economic advice so these people there's

2:11:50 I think it's on everything. Like smartest guys in the room good? And if you can make more money by telling a mathematician or a politician or someone that if you endorse this or that, this could help us over here. No. Yeah, you'd do it. Oh, my God. Bohemian Grove. This shirt you're wearing? I don't even know what this is. You don't know what this is? No. Oh, my God.

2:13:21 they do all these crazy fucking rituals. quote on Bohemian Grove because it's fucking hilarious I'm all about debauchery and perversion. Yeah, Nixon hated it. This is Nixon. They all do. Oh, just it was like one of those things Mandalay, 1977. So see if you can just cut. Year after year within this happy grove, The presidents all go here. They do wild shit, weird shit.

2:18:37 Oh, yeah. We'll wrap I know. Okay, yeah, you're right. You're right. Never mind. Never mind. Boy, she looks like she's on Suicide Watch. I'll fix it. Not a chance she makes it Yeah, like you'll hear like a police department about there being like gangs in the L.A. County Sheriff's Department. which looks suspiciously like hazing. Well, how do we know the facts of this though? What if he fell and broke his neck? Well, it says

2:21:01 He was unable to breathe on his own. Well, the only statement they made was that he died while grappling with another officer. but he didn't get paralyzed, but he did temporarily. and then all their weight drives down, It's dangerous. fighting, we're going to beat your ass mob training and then they just start winging at each other. I am biased because I don't,

2:24:00 like on purpose in the military it is definitely RPR have you heard of that PRP PRP? Yes Where's that video It's It's like It's like It's, like bro yoga, you know, like he, he, he. That's a manly way to hurt your shoulder. And when he figured out where the pain was, he held out my arm, and I was compensating for it. of your muscle and you can separate them yeah he breaks that shit up and it hurts like a mouth, but it works.

2:27:20 and they use elbows and they just like dig But anyway, I'm telling him about my injury, Like sometimes you need the kind of massage that fucking hurts. Like grab it. Just hang from it. It's called the Dex 3. So you're sitting with all of your weight, essentially. I'm in my house. That thing is the shit. Yeah. like if you stretched out you would have more pliability,

2:30:26 It was like, are we all built like we fucking... you should really concentrate on those things. You know? And in the middle of him walking, this fucking bull comes up behind him and just jacks him for no reason. This dude is so old. The elephant, he fucking, he kills this lady. Yes. Trampled a woman to death at the Raipal Village in odisha on june 9 the herd attacked the village again when she was

2:32:51 Here, Jamie, I'll send it to you. You're in a fucking walker, and then boom. It might be an old man. like that's what i was like i think i said it wrong i know which thing i said wrong i thought She was going flying no matter what. It didn't yeah. All right. We got a show In less than an hour So let's wrap this up Netflix special I also have tour dates