Joe Rogan Experience #184 — DEADMAU5, Russell Peters, Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:00 Deadmau5 is here you dirty bitches. I'm watching his Cat DJ video. Thank you. that's the That's my fade out. that wasn't the video because i thought it was the video and i thought that was fucking genius Wow. That's how the horde was. the whole thing actually there was about three months ago i i started watching because uh he's Did you get pestered by him?

3:50 people do other things there are people man I've heard people on people's shows you know where Whatever. What? they think is going to ruin your career but it's actually going to just throw it overboard. I'll tell you what it was. Yeah, he's really cool. Oh, this is going to get fucking awkward. I know you know him. And what he did, he went around England and did all these little tile sets all over these buildings.

6:25 Everybody tells me. I always go to Silly. cunt. How many tattoos How old are you, brother? Yeah, you're all flooded up with tattoos So let me ask you this, man. I don't know, whatever it was. I'm like, you're rocking out to 60,000 fucking people. face where they play baseball like it's so fucking big and this is all indoors you know because So if they wanted to get – I didn't see the UFC show there,

9:27 Yeah, yeah. So when they get to each arena, they do this? But they had some in Europe What separated you from the pack? How can I say I don't like it? Musician, artist, producer, whatever. Yeah, for real. I started jujitsu when I was 24. And the jujitsu was a total hobby on the side. Well, it took... Are you ignoring the Super Bowl shuffle? There's only a couple.

12:20 Kobe Bryant did not do an R&B record. I need to have the Kobe Bryant R&B record. The world says I guess the way Some culminated It was like. Oh, shit. Can I tell my story of how I actually met Deadmau5 at a show you did? Yeah. You got to wonder, you know, what happened. depeche was like has always been morbidly hoping an extra shame ending coke stories there's nobody is like you know it wasn't until i started doing coke that

15:35 Hey, homegirl, come here. Thank you. You know why he was thinking that? Because He's here right now, bro. He's sharpening his So bring us back to it. I kind of owe it to Columbia House. cutting-edge fucking technology at the time. Yeah. That actually was part of it. What a preposterous marketing strategy. Cassettes were everything. There we go. It took like four years.

18:51 What was your success? That's staggering dude. that people are really drawn to But but I forgot all that shit when I was 16 because computers kind of came out and I'm like, you know, fuck a piano. It's not just that fucking notes. there's something dope about that. And so then I was like, at the thing and they were like dude you know But it's so distinguishable between the two identities that they're just like, yeah, that's

21:52 i used to work for a software company in belgium that used to have a uh a studio software and it But everyone still calls it So you're virtually untouchable right now. Who gives a shit? We should be really careful about saying that. i was a fucking terrible dirty comedian and they gave me a development deal they were pretty cool And he used to have all these jokes about Tiffany and Debbie Gibson

24:29 Yeah, the creator of Super Mario Brothers, all that stuff. Miyamoto. His last name Miyamoto? Miyamoto If that was your name So he has another name Obviously, I told him I was a big fan. Immediately called up Pee Wee on Sunset. It only seems right, you know what I mean? And it's crazy. I don't like you changed it. I don't like his chaplain, but I do like the fact that he's strapped together with dynamite.

27:47 Why don't you get it? and they did barcode measurement system kind of thing. Right. You work with a customer to agree, but some of the customers are just like, some of the clients are just like, dude, you're doing this wrong. stigma for like you know a good decade and a half of you know basically people taking other people's and then people started getting kind of lazy with it,

30:24 So to have the kind of control where you're making the music that allows you and it was getting really stagnant and there was DJ this, it's just not like and then he's like debunking the other fucking dude right it's escalating it GarageBand. I've never heard of them. It's so lo-fi, low-tech. Sorry. 20% for real? Talk to me, buddy. He's tired because he was working so fucking hard today at the Grammys.

33:05 It's kind of cool. Yeah, Black Keys. Dude, it was amazing. And the commercial break, here's this guy, and I said, It should be the MVAs, Music Video Awards. uh, you know, Ah, geez. Tighten Up. They were like, dude, yeah, we should probably make this Is one of my favorite songs when I love this fucking song and I expected a lot of people and most people on Twitter

35:10 it's a cunt it's a cunt farm Shut your cunt hole. It's brilliant and i'm just I'm like, do you not know any men? That's how guys react. By the way, Meryl Streep, wonderful actress. No, this is my point. 99% of the people is something negative, You're right. No, I enjoy that. If it's just some, yeah, well, fuck it. your logo or something like that's that's a project among projects right you did that then

38:33 I enjoyed the first movie and I was looking You're getting a lot of shit done here. What is his name? I don't want to ruin the. It was fake. It looks like a lion from Dora the Explorer. It's true. They can do aliens. They can do all sorts of shit that doesn't exist. It's true. They look real. Every year, they're discussing the hot chick. Definitely the hair.

40:33 What? It's going to make 500 grand a minute? That's insane. But if you're doing camera tracking with real world stuff and doing it right, then that's when it gets expensive. No, because it's all CG. Well, I had a fucking Well, they sometimes do it It's not going to be That's all you should do. I know about fucking 30. story? I want to blow it up. Sure.

42:51 He doesn't even know you. Is that what's going on? He's here. with a bunch of other DJs. Dude is producing my stuff. It's massive. I remember the tattoo now for like five hours listening. I'm looking for the song. I bet it's on there. It's not your shit. It was going to take about an hour and a half to get home with traffic. I'm like, holy shit. Because we couldn't call it ghosts and shit.

45:37 Like you're in a castle. Bass Nectar Time Stretch Like do you want to do it? Is that loud in your ears? Do you get tired of your own music? This is the only one track I didn't do in a studio. Just chilling? We're dangerous. and they're like oh we can't call it ghost and shit ghost and stuff fucking what a silly all You can't get into Walmart, right?

48:02 Right. I don't want to hear that Forget You ever. I don't know if this is real because I might have blocked it out. The first one. Knuckles. I might have just I wanted it to be from being so fucking badass to just some shit that's like music on an elevator that you don't new white women I won't do what you tell me. No way Well, you remember when the Beatles got on the Ed Sullivan

50:59 to the camera when he said it and they fucking violated them. Yeah. Yesterday I was singing, yesterday I was singing, She swallowed. Damn. No, but it did feel wrong. It felt uncomfortable. did and i why were you singing that song that's not a That's funny that you remember exactly what you were doing and where you were. And I'm on this treadmill, and I remember listening to NWA while I'm jogging.

52:47 But I was like, because I'm only 20. I was too young, Do you remember me saying I was in Vegas and I heard this stupid loop of... It was not them, right? That happens in, especially in, you see, electronic music goes through these phases, okay? Great name. knocking it off and then what happened was you know you had guys like uh josh winks who kind of

54:59 Then everyone started doing it. all these little fads that just Like the Kanye West song. What is this? A fucking with this massive crescendo. It's so true. That's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear these obligatory sci-fi samples in And says Like about 15 times And they do it in dance music yeah, you're sucking my dick. Well, some people...

57:35 just for blind people? It's purple. Can we find some of that right now? Yeah, we need to hear that. Other people fuck Some people That's me, but I mean... I don't know why I'm looking at that. You know what I mean? people like watching It's a special condition. You think there's black dudes who fantasize about their chick getting fucked by a white guy?

59:49 Master been fucking you Just for the psychological benefit. Get out. I scroll down to the page and find myself... and tan No, no, no. I've listened to a few of them yeah exactly Of course, she's saying she's all this and she's all that. She was a phone sex operator and she was probably five feet tall. She was really unhealthy. If she was alive today, it would have been a great TV show

1:02:45 They just they want to hear all kinds of shit That's weird and I get that fucking dude and a fucking mouse head or whatever, but think about it. It was a movie about they faked some military action. It would be so easy to fake something. There's a recent law passed by Congress that's going to have hundreds of thousands of drones in the sky. Cameras in the sky to watch over the city streets.

1:04:46 Come on, baby. This is the government. It's like 21 fucking Jump Street. that's all of a sudden you're a sexual predator. You can't find a bathroom. If they arrest you for that, You know, like don't piss near a school. the drones out. about like cloning. They've been cloning forever. They probably already have. And they just fucking sold hot bitches?

1:07:22 And making them like pearls. Guys know. And you know, they did that in Sweden for like 30 or 50 years. I don't know. That wasn't a discussion. Eugenics they actually So if you had a baby, they would look at the baby It's crazy. You've never heard of this? I've been there like three times, and every five minutes, you see a supermodel. being a euphemistic term for just killing it. No.

1:10:39 on the symmetry of your face A fundamental aim is to find out 1800s before becoming the basis for widespread racial policies in the 20th century. But this is what they're saying. What they don't understand is they're right and they're wrong at the same time. It's nonsense. To me, it's just a A lot of it is about the brain. you know infrastructure that this whole fucking internet runs on the idea that you're gonna eliminate them is this silly

1:13:48 Do I get a piss break? Nice, man. some porn star who made go on a they're on a boat they'll show up on a yacht there's all these dudes that are like 50 Damn, that's got to be expensive. That's just not going to happen. Some trillionaire shit on her chest. And it's like, whoa. That's gotta be. Come on. Tell them about what? You ease them into the dog.

1:17:25 Oh, what the fuck did I just do? and then the cat was out of the bag, You know, I mean, I've heard heard of like uh prolific djs going out Really? But I'm just saying, let's just say a dodgy country. You have to fucking do it. know what i mean with you and whoever you with, your tour manager and shit like that. for things well that's the funny thing um there are kind of like two levels of the whole like you

1:20:40 You know what I mean? And, you know know is there a point uber sketchy pain the ass yeah ass. Yeah. I've had those. And playing for those guys is always fun and great. kids that came to fucking see you. Is it, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? But then you get to a point where it's like, all right, let them, let them, you know, because why did you get canceled at this?

1:24:15 You know what I mean? like tons of fucking dudes you know it's just not to be all like super you know litigious and weird the better. it must be the exact same mentality in the, that don't be so locked up and in rigid let it go and then just go up when you for him no man no for you for me yeah definitely you know it took me a while to of it because i don't ever want to believe that i have control of it because i don't want to sleep

1:27:10 be like, bitch, if I want to do it in blue, it's going to be blue. No, no. Musically, yes. Yeah, I really like to do that and just keep it that way. fuck it's too much of a headache well it's never it's never a headache to do it it's easier to ask Fuck. If I remix You Can't Touch This, if I take You Can't Touch This and put this in the dance track and do that?

1:29:17 No, no, no, no. which was the original. You know, so there are like certain things you can get away with. There used to be like kind of like a general apply rule where you could say, okay, well, then fine. It's a remix. and all that shit, tom york what up you know what i mean you know so i do a lot of things like that and i've done That could have been...

1:32:06 Yeah, they sit down. and then just rap over it. But no one really Well, I'm telling you, dude, I've had motherfuckers take whole songs of mine they're blog entries. With... These Canadians, man. Because my brother, God bless him. With mice on them. Salute. We'll get some more for you. Do you know where I came to? He's a producer, too. No way. kind of in and out of the house like for the last uh six months because i'm doing a big renovation

1:35:37 because I wasn't expecting anyone. me you know calling this guy you know as he's walking into my fucking house and he went oh Is this house in Canada? I wasn't thinking nothing. Are you in Toronto or are you in St. Cath? Toronto's a badass city, man. Yeah. I don't want to say the name. I don't even say where it is. Cafe contact high. It was I had to roll deep here.

1:38:01 What's up? I don't He's Indian man Hook up one day Ex? Wednesday. I had my legs. There's no doubt about it. That's beautiful. there's girls that abuse guys guy she goes it's like it's in me i don't know what it is i want to push him into a corner and why don't you guys are you guys nah nah Because they got Shatner hosting it this year. What the fuck are you talking about?

1:41:04 He's a Jew and I have a Junos. Oh, we got some stuff over here. Oh, yeah, the shit that Ronda Rousey got. I love Armenians. We are genetically predisposed to follicle, not being follically challenged. She said the Armenians love me and they love when I talk good about Armenians. It is pretty fucking good in my clean stack. No. Because I looked at the stack

1:43:05 Oh, okay. Hold on a second. DJing since 85. Have you really? You know Williams? I'll take it. That is the shit. Well, my favorite mashup That was not bad. so if a record had an acapella what i mean you could totally just mash something up and it sounds like shit there's very few people Like if you sampled a snare, I'd probably be able to go, Right.

1:46:20 Instead of just enjoying it? As long as, it doesn't, you could rip anything you want. There's a couple of comics who do the collage. Well, it is. You know what the fuck coming in comes in cycles do you ever write a great joke and then throwing a fucking chocolate bar was like, you know, Yeah, it's true. You never have to worry about him kicking your ass.

1:48:17 We love Anonymous. We love 4chan. I paid a lot for that dot com. fucking 12 dudes. I'm like, we just knocked down Syria's fucking government website. And every server can only take so many hits at the same time. And blah, blah, blah. thing going on and the crazy thing is is that i Take everything off my account. as a research tool. It was like you reached the end of your life.

1:51:06 There's an inside job going on in Xbox. Russell Peters, stand-up comedian. people working at this kid's gonna get arrested what are we supposed to not the fucking talk It represents the will of the people. oh, whoa, the internet has a say. It could be three. They get creepy and they call themselves anonymous that's the issue the issue is who is they as long as fine as long as there's no true organization

1:53:34 The idea is we've got to get to a certain point in time where we realize this is a global government. I get that. Once it becomes transparent, then you can't steal. The geek shall inherit the earth. Everyone's going to have access to it. Fuck that. No. No, no, no. Sorry, dude. I think Red Band just started a brown band. Fucking totally. Not all of it.

1:55:56 I don't fucking trust one single bit. the only way it's gonna work is if you're saying we were talking about something it's like he's And it excites me to think that there's other shit out there. And then I met these two Indian kids after one of my shows in Houston. this chick was like no reason to lie to me whatsoever right and she was like they said we

1:58:22 No, the Van Allen radiation belt between the moon and they never did anything to test. where they actually detonated a nuclear bomb But I would have liked to have seen someone do it in a monkey or something There's a lot of processing going around. they had during the space launch because they did do it without people, for sure. And there has been evidence that they really absolutely can't predict solar flares and all kinds of crazy shit that happens.

2:00:42 you know, where they're like wearing suits and hung by wires. Well, the exact same photo is him on a practice run hanging by wires. And so they faked a lot of shit. It's fascinating. You wonder how far it is possible to take it. it seems like the moon landing, it's like nothing. Yeah, it wasn't in mine. Here's my issue. I hope someone did go to the moon.

2:03:34 Man, and they did in 1969 to 1972. Why don't we do that later? You can't. to the extreme here. I never pretend to... That they had a lunar rover orbiter that took photos, whatever the fuck it was. blown away in 50 some overzealous NASA They've declared a ban on flyovers of all the moon sites. fly over and take a picture. and he's a great guy I love his speeches.

2:06:02 I didn't talk to him about it. Is he in the guy on the couch texting you? I'm good. Well, I can. That's ridiculous. I just choose not to. You're skinny grown man. I can't go anywhere without him. Well, I can. Tell that guy to go to sleep. Dean, this is ridiculous behavior. Dean, come here. Dean. Oh, he can talk from there. I really want people to meet Dean.

2:08:14 Do a night vision. Right there. So don't get too wasted. I know. Yeah. well in order to perform on the grammys you have to perform with someone who's also nominated and Here's your list of options. The Fuse? Can I call you guys Fuse? at the same time. That's crazy. in europe what happened there well it started house music started in chicago well they say

2:12:11 Okay, okay, okay. And that's when I was like, what are you doing to this fucking great house music? every now and then someone will play the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack The fucking BGs, the harmonies that's ever hit. They sang like bitches. Or grade two as we know it That stuff was the shit Really? No. I loved disco when I was a kid for the first time did you really last year i saw him at maple leaf gardens they used the same tank

2:15:14 I was like, when I was a kid, my uncle worked for Howard Marks Advertising, which was the My uncle and his friend, Dennis. You'll like this, Eddie. Joe's got this. We missed it. Wow, that's cool. i have no plans on being in jail dead mouse in jail i know but i think no because fucking What if I do some dodgy thing I guess the I don't think you would be, buddy.

2:17:42 What? we'd have a conversation. it would be twice as much weed. Do you know what would be perfect? That was the one show that blew all the others out of the water. No, I'm thinking right now. Do you know what Red Rocks is too? like a rung or a stand of where the audience stands, it's like four feet. couch behind you before you answer this. 30%? Because it's...

2:21:02 I think because it's true in MDMA MDMA Oh, I've watched that. a fucking concert well it's not current TV Obscure Cable Network. And it's crazy. I thought it was the same thing that you thought. No, I don't know. We're just tripping out on think it has to we're just tripping out on what it is we're just tripping out on what it is But I'm saying the shit you make is not shit that people need to be high for.

2:23:39 No. in the fucking bathroom shaking and every time that fucking door opens he's either gonna be a No, you know what I mean, though, Joe. That dude needs mushrooms. No, I think what he does is the most amazing shit ever in the whole entire world, I appreciate him. and I met somebody amazing as gay as it sounds, Music is one of the most important things in life

2:26:18 And I get to meet the person All right. you've got it, You've got to remind yourself. It's a weird obsession to want to, like, piss into clean water. Which is also a good thing, on a side note. Weed, pot, something. Give you a little perspective. That's so true. I think he just hasn't had that many positive experiences, If I start fucking smoking weed and all that shit right now,

2:28:47 You're altering your state. It allows you to let your ego fly. allows you to come out there's so many weeks Not even paranoid. Most of the people, called sativa, It's a completely different experience. much more staring at fucking documentaries on Sativa, right? He doesn't give a fuck. No, it's definitely not the same shit. I think it's whatever you think it is.

2:31:15 smokes too much weed and it's just really done good for me so the the first time i fucking No. Slow down, Hammer, slow down. I like the fact that you said an AMP bag. What up, midlife? And I kept hearing Up on a hundred dollar bill For the rest of my fucking days computer store, It was fucked. So hold on a sec. That's interesting. There's different accents.

2:34:40 I remember we were in Scotland in 2000, Yeah, and I was like... Okay, okay, okay. Are you? because I was playing... crazy, fucking whatever. Then you had a weapon. You're not welcome here anymore, and we're banning you. man if you were running a club would you want some guy breaking bottles out well yeah exactly my jacket and they started to kind of walk

2:37:52 club in fucking edinburgh and never go back again am i also going to regret this later in life They pull out a list of bottle breakers. I get it. They banned you so you went across the street and hovered? Well, they wanted you to get out of their view. I was on my way out. Have you ever broken a promise? That would be devastating. I was banned from Niagara Square.

2:39:59 I'm going to call them. And I'm referring to corporate world as the bitch. They don't have great rooms, Joe. Here's the thing. let him know son let him know Didn't you really get famous very quickly because of the internet? That's amazing. like YouTube clips. when YouTube just started. No, no, no. I don't mean sad like that. When was the last time?

2:42:47 Oh, that's the good one. We had to. You know what's the worst? you're that's the alarm yeah i i went to the supermarket you son of a bitch i went to the supermarket the other day and are you serious yeah 50 volts fucking sucks dude the battery in it the battery has like it like $5. You get a little jolt. I'm totally taking a piss. I don't know. We're comics. We analyze it like,

2:46:02 I was at the supermarket and just dragged it. What is it? The car won't go there. Oh, fuck. and you just grab it. cell phone. I'm sure it's like one of those dog drag their food? help you carry. Steal this human. jobs. Right when the Mexicans start taking And they're way fucking lazy. I know where they call them. There's a new WFL? In Indy? That's not going to work.

2:49:51 They did it for a while. IG Sonic. I love Pride. We were going to go to one of those live prides. When he gets anything over three hours, you put it on iTunes, Eddie Bravo, any last thing you need to say before we us as personalities or people I was drunk, so I had Blaze drive my car from Irvine, California to here. I wanted to see you, buddy. And I did not want to freeload off you,

2:52:26 I'm fascinated. Shh. That's not code. Go to JoeRogan.net Hey, now let me ask you a question before we go. It's real quick. Russell Peters, thanks for coming.