Joe Rogan Experience #1852 — Sam Tripoli Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! We even have a cough button. I don't do any of that stuff anymore. Nothing. Wow. Yeah. Good to be here. They're rolling tanks around. Yeah, there was some, I'll look it up. Like, has to do something with some processing chips plane and shoot it down if it flies to Taiwan. well russia is ramping up and the real fear fear is that what's going on right now is all happening while the roads are moist.

3:10 Winter is coming. but once it gets cold, that ground gets hard. It doesn't seem like anybody expected Russia to do what they did in Ukraine. shit. Because it's like a hot war And I don't know about Russia. european armenian in me right so it's kind of so it's like that weird kind of gray space in there people ever yeah you know that you know i'm saying like zelensky and his wife on the cover of vogue

6:04 A bunch of Ukrainians? Explosion kills Ukrainian POWs held by Russian-backed forces. You're a pawn. ridiculous and how about uh Edward Snowden like he's still stuck in Russia and now Russia is like Everybody just wants to raise their family, It is crazy. Nicest people. and raise their family and have fun with their friends If there was like a way where everyone could communicate very easily with everyone else,

9:39 barriers. It's like where Do you think there was really a Jesus? What do you mean by that? Oh, young Jamie is a connoisseur of conspiracies. you know, when they had that one movie that was like, And whoever that was, whenever he was here, was very special and organized religion, which I have no problems with. There is no reality. How you perceive things becomes your reality.

12:52 Do you understand what I'm saying? What is Davos? It was attributed to Klaus Schwab saying that we need to get rid of private vehicles. Yeah, I did see that. And some guy from Central Casting's just smiling. Well, not you. Did he really say that? Yeah. Not even cars. What does that mean? But a preference for longevity so and like, See if you can find,

16:30 taking an old car and learning how to make it look amazing that is kind of the Why is Cuba filled with classic cars? La Parisine? And it says, saw a change in the island's automotive industry to make a choice. Either let their cars rust in the garage or use what parts they had available Like, they don't have the original engine in them. There's a company called Year One.

19:56 So this is, yeah, so it's all stuff that they'll make, like A-Body 1962 to 1976 Dodge Duster. Does it say anything? So those are... Yeah, let's just... How dare you question me? Oh, my God. They have so much for sale. They have everything. Look at all Jesus Christ. It's like you, how dare you question me? Oh, go back, please. He makes a Mustang. It's incredible.

22:02 Go back up to that first image, the blue one. Yeah, right there. Nothing's worth that amount of money. Go back up to that first image, the blue one, yeah right there. I get it like some people think my you know, I have classic cars. Some people think they look stupid That is American ingenuity, and it's a powerhouse. Like that looks stupid? gross yeah you look at mustangs from like the 80s.

24:05 hate this card. I buy some stuff. And I'm just driving. And I had nowhere to go. You just valet parked your car. Could you imagine what it was like if you got arrested in the 60s and there was no computers? I think you just got to get on one off ramp and you are gone i mean did they have significantly New Schwabinland? What does that mean? There's some activity up there.

27:18 Yeah, it was right around The Nazis. Yes. What? You've never heard of Operation High Jump, bro? What do you mean by that? I don't know how weird you want to get, bro. When you say they believe, who are these they? The conspiracy people. When you think about car manufacturers like Audi and Volkswagen, Mercedes, a car. Yeah. Hitler had a And national origin is Germany.

31:05 Yeah. It was like a filing system And so that, Yeah 100%. or do you think they're doing it like they're chasing the economics Okay. Let's imagine this. that we're now able to do that. Yeah, he had a lot of bad ideas. I always associate it with people that believe in silly shit. starts to make sense because if you look at from a power and money point of view it doesn't make

35:18 and a constant level of work They're literally pushing that you're eating bugs. Yeah, that is the problem. I don't think that's the right word for it. interesting to me because I'm like if they're doing That'd be great. That's what they're calling it. Oh, that's... I love the names they come up with for stuff.. What does it look like? Cultured meat. That's what they're calling it.

37:39 It's a form of cellular agriculture, which such agricultural methods being explored in the context of increased Whoa. And the reason why they started doing it is because they wanted to make sure they were never caught without grain and caught without food. So that's why they started subsidizing farmers. prices of both crops and livestock okay though the Great Depression ended nearly

40:19 So was that when the Great Depression was? Like, they would make things for the war effort. But the point is, that's the subsidy of fun. That's where it started. But I'm very nervous about what's happening with these farmers right now. Which is how many cows they can own. But is it anything like what's going on in these giant cities that we live in?

42:54 And it's really burping. Everywhere can you have animals just run free and shit? It is a hard question too because there are so many people. Can you imagine if we realized we have two choices? Dude, that might be the solution. And then it had like insane amount of... you should eat real vegetarian food, In their native language and everything was in, you know, their native

46:02 You're good to go. I don't give a fuck. Intermediate? I'm good for 48. And I liked it, man. I was losing weight, but, man, I was getting like... Well, they stretch us really thin. You just ate a preservative bomb. You're like, this ain't healthy. Oh, man. Every time I go to this one. Can you imagine if someone just fucking ate that thing? She said, it was untouched until around three weeks ago.

49:47 But sometimes you just got to, you know, people are spread thin, dude. Anything too much, right? Anything. but that kind of stuff in specific it's like when you get know the flying best do the shit but the Flying Dutchman is Is that what they call it? I don't know, man. I think they call it the Flying Dutchman. They're the shit. So no lettuce, no nothing, just the meat and the cheese.

51:18 Animals. But it looked good and tastes good. have a cheeseburger ready for you. Oh, yeah, and I could just feel like I had to undo my pants just so I could breathe. So I had a show called Wild World of Spike on Spike TV. That's right. And I just gained this layer of perma fat that I never lost like I I I wake up every morning and I'm like, No marijuana. No marijuana.

54:21 But, you know, the whole story about Bill W. at that one point, a problem it gets culty what If you're giving people psychedelics. You're telling me that I have to believe in a higher power and I have to do this and I have to do that and this Then you could really get culty. sample test on the wine vessels, they found ergot and ergot is a type of psychedelic it's like a

57:33 for the salem rich the witch trials oh there's a whole bunch to get into that like schizophrenia Spirits, right? That fungus is called ergot and so they found evidence of this stuff. know that was a big part of how they stayed alive they were probably all tripping their fucking Isn't that nuts? And if you believed in spells, and fuck in the 1600s, they believed in spells.

1:00:20 Yeah. Annihilate. and Ari Shaffir yelling at each other And I get it. It means a lot to me. anxiety and i was just like i was like gotta go in gotta go in and then i was like defensive Yeah, I felt like the man. It's like I'm going to teach them their moral compass and all that stuff. And it's been a really great time. You always live your life doing blow and getting crazy.

1:04:33 It's almost to the point of embarrassment. So I really enjoy the store. and you could go up there and bomb indignity Because it was such a joke writing show. That's me and Brian Callen's show. This is very interesting. You're giving these people one minute, they do stand-up, and and then you got Hinchcliffe who's like the best roaster ever So I bring him up and I would do this thing called pre-show, post-show.

1:07:26 And he's been crushing it ever since. It's a fun town. It was very interesting. gotta go do stand up in Hollywood and kind of like dumb it down a little bit it's kind of flipped now and it's like in la you gotta It's not the store. do the road like red but the thing this is not a red city this is a blue city this the whole thing And like mass, they try to bring that back.

1:10:07 got no clothes on that's what happened right there So I do have this podcast called Broken Simulation, So someone who goes with you so you don't fuck up. that they're going to get his dad in by the slimmest of margins, They've got to be. Can you imagine they would do that? Well, I mean, I'm surprised by it. They make good choices. They're psychic always right. They make good choices.

1:13:07 So I think it's going to be super interesting. No. It's not like they would definitely run her. Who knows, man? is like, I think I might run again. What do you think about the Clinton body count? Are you sure? Where? That's been a thing throughout history. And people who know things about her Well isn't that Gary Webb too Who came out about the whole crack road and he shot himself in the head twice. Well, isn't that Gary Webb, too, who came out about the whole crack epidemic?

1:17:09 Yeah, it's a blog. So what it says, Hugh Rodman is Hillary Clinton's father. Nichols helped run Bill's political campaigns report is like a heavily right-leaning website right isn't it is it still I check. So it says mixed. It's like in between mostly factual and low. And that just means the information isn't real. that I keep going back and forth on.

1:20:06 I don't think they would tell us jack shit. You don't think they come here in a metal craft? like a place that's a real place but you can only access it chemically like our idea that you have It's not like you can end it anytime you win. Can't just stop it. Yeah, right just hop off the ride And what about your mind? And everything is changing constantly around you and moving.

1:22:42 the psychedelic imagery dances to the music. You know, it's like one of those things, man. If they did, they wouldn't make it illegal. They should probably do some mushrooms. for everybody, but I don't think it's for everybody now. I realized that when I thought it was for everybody, it's just like I think people, That's what's really weird about these ketamine centers. You know, they're doing IV ketamine therapy

1:26:00 So you can go and get like if you're depressed depressed, if you've got anxiety, there's a bunch I think some people want to numb themselves out so they can continue down this path. You're not on the path you want to go. not to me i used to be like really think everything was happening to me this is instead of like okay Why are you? you know, thinking about things a certain way.

1:28:58 They put their trust that God has a master plan for it all. you know? And I think that, I don't think it's necessary for people to believe in anything, but I do think that people have structures that have been long established because they help people get through just the fucking existential angst of being a person. and just keep showing up at church and keep praying and you're going to be good.

1:31:10 an article and they believe they automatically have faith in what that article is telling them Because people have openly conspired. It's such a dumb attitude that people have. And the problem is that phrase, conspiracy theorist, is such a negative. You know, just a few. All the time. Yeah, man. Unbelievable What do you highlight? Yeah. So that's the problem. That's a condition?

1:34:18 Like, sit down. Third person. but I don't understand the connection between that and... Okay, so here it is. It is a bit of a stretch It says, spazzing on that ass, spaz on that ass, fan me quick, girl. They're like people couldn't make it as rappers, so they write kids' books. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you read lyrics, I mean, she has a beautiful voice.

1:36:44 Oh, it's kind of like, let's get retarded in here. They did. Let's get it started in here Imagine, go back and listen to some old NWA kids and get back to me. I remember when I was younger, still old, but younger, and I didn't know what a hollaback girl meant. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. It's not the whole thing, but occasionally it is. It's pretty catchy.

1:39:43 Right? So what's wrong with looking like Borat? is, is it's corporations It's not negative towards Borat. Fucking Sacha Baron Cohen is the shit. they're just scared they're scared of a boycott they're scared of their name Gasoline on the fire. What is it? Isn't it. I think What is it? between April 27th and June liars this is case series no no how bad is it like when you get it see what it

1:43:24 Man, you get polka dots on your face. You see it. LA's declaring a state of emergency. That said 550, 71. 5,800 people have it in the United States. A couple states with just one case. This one badass gay cowboy fucks everybody. Where did monkeypox originate from? Hadn't previously had significant caseloads of the rare viral infection. Yeah, a disease that came from animals.

1:46:23 Yeah. and we got so high we missed our flight I guess it's Houston. Really? And so they're just trying to figure out how to, you know, And that's the shit that the Obama administration shut down. So Fauci wasn't doing that? And that was those arguments that Rand Paul had with Fauci when they were arguing, you do not, with all due respect, you do not know what you are talking about.

1:49:30 Did you or did you not do that? What abracadabra did you do to the virus? Did we spend money? So that's it. that results in the adoption of a new U.S. government gain-of-function research policy. The crazy thing is now that they've done this and now that this virus has come out and infected Have you heard of 201? This is like- scenario. Here's the problem.

1:52:30 We're here. Okay. Hold on. Its purpose is to prompt users both individually and in discussion with others to imagine the dynamic and oftentimes conflicted dilemmas in the future. Does that make sense that you would want to have something like that in And this is the plan they had in case a pandemic broke out. Okay. Like I'm sure they're getting forced

1:55:04 Or do they have like N95 masks on handling Ebola like Galveston where they're on the spacesuits? Right, right. to panic and they tried to contain it and then they tried to lie about it and then there's a bunch of people that Yeah. The problem is I'm too dumb to know. And they keep expanding it. It was really clunky. and you know it for a fact and So when, when you say that these people are terrible people just because they're protesting

1:57:59 Investigate them. It's a totally different thing. This is like the first time in over the last like couple of hundred years that people just generally got along He wrote like a journal and they got a hold of this journal they're reading about this Captives like if you got captured you're getting tortured and killed like you might as well fight now And they freaked out and went back and killed a bunch of people.

2:01:07 America killed like 90% of the Native Americans like when we talk about like impact that's what i think 100 i think it only makes sense when you see shit like the pyramids jacked. Exactly. Dude, it's exactly like, this is my cave, dog. Exactly. was some sort of cataclysmic event. Have you ever heard the Brock saga? What is 201? And they literally talk about COVID.

2:04:35 This is a drought, though, in Texas. which says the fire is dying down. They died in not doing live streaming, you, and you know you can't go backwards, and you can't go forwards, and you're stuck Giant gas tank that can drive over Yeah. It's a good thing to have in your stable. It's dope. Icon built it for me. It's silver. It's sweet. What's it look like? It's dope. Icon

2:06:59 But most importantly, these cars have Chris Pratt's driving a Land Cruiser. If you got a Corvette, you're not going over a hill. Most of the time. I was on that Land Cruiser. It's too big. I'd be like, we got to beat them out, bro. You got gotta live a couple miles outside of a place like i mean a couple hours outside of a place like la to be able to like have enough time to evacuate

2:09:28 But the asteroid impact one is one of the most likely. yeah, about a hundred. I mean, yeah, about 100. An estimated 25 million enter every day. Space bukkake. Okay. they know they're from the moon. wasn't there. They're probably not right. No, they don't. Dude, there's some weird It's one sixth Earth gravity, Less than a third another planet. earth they have um i think the theory is earth one and earth two and that earth one was the

2:14:02 What was there? Yeah, because we're here for karma. Huh. It gets into this thing about abundance versus scarcity. He believed you live your life over and over again until you get it right. You're kind of almost like back engineering it And then it became just kings and monarchs and ruling over people and famine and disease and occasionally witches.

2:17:02 Oh, it's the best, bro. where they'd show up in suits and verbally annihilate each other. And it works, and I just enjoy it. have such similar architecture and design Maybe there's something to it. knows exactly what it is and why we're here. I don't think it's possible. The only way we can do this is you gotta suck a dick on camera. these deals with people and then what they did did is they shipped their children off to schools away from the adults

2:20:58 And that allows you to get a running start in life. Yeah, with the Native Americans one of the things that was most demoralizing for the men was they cut all their hair off. that whole Little Bighorn thing went down, And these people that tell these stories about those times, it's no wonder why so many Native Like all the things that are happening in society, even if they're questionable and

2:23:17 Right. Something like that. I think there's people that capitalize on weakness and vulnerability. And the people that are profiting off of these decisions, Isn't that the world stuff? are they allowed to pump and say, like, Well, I don't even know why when they fuck up, we got to pay for it. charge a lot for gas and make a lot of money. it's like hey is that a dick in my ass or a finger i just want to know what is happening

2:26:17 but the idea is that the supply might outstrip the demand. called it fossil fuel forever? Because dinosaurs. I think that was just like a silly Yeah, what kind of organisms? I don't remember where I read that. I forgot it. how special we are and that that really is a big part of what's everything going on and i think Listen, it's an interesting theory.

2:29:10 But in reality, it was more like just an organized crime family. ratings and five stars. Oh, boy, this guy. So what do you played ball with them Don't be hard on yourself. He's something super important. But doesn't somebody have to be the governing body? maybe someone can't make as much money several high-profile bankers had conspired to write the Federal Reserve Act for their

2:33:15 They called him something. And if you look up cultural Marxism, it will say it's anti-Semitic. that's the case. Instead of that, people are Right. And then people start denying the use of certain medications That's been proven to be true with Vioxx. But what I'm saying is that the roots of it were not this nefarious plot to And I totally agree with that, but I think that could be applied.

2:35:54 Because why do I believe that? Result and they could say we got a good result and the way they can describe these results is like really sneaky Dope? I have to watch it. Like, maybe that guy's an idiot and I hate anybody who is like, this group is doing this. Yeah. How about that? Do you folks know that there is a giant thriving German community in Argentina?

2:38:28 and went to South America, right? They got the lederhosen. Yeah, dude. Did Nazis escape Germany and move to Argentina? Pribecki. Have you ever seen- Association, sitting with his vice president and close friend, an austere, well-respected of 335 civilians at the ardietine caves in 1944 when he was a captain in the Nazi SS. When I looked into the Operation Paperclip, they didn't all come to America.

2:41:46 What? Von Braun. Can I do a joke for you real quick? Okay. The horrible story of NASA is that NASA was constructed with people from Operation Paperclip, which was Nazi scientists. Now, that part, I don't know if it's true, so we should probably find that out or edit it out. Wiesenthal centers was it about the U.S. Nazis. With the Cold War already underway, the U.S. lost interest in actively pursuing Nazi war criminals,

2:45:19 dude. when announced the decision yielded relatively successful results, Well, I mean, they would talk about for like the longest time up until almost the 80s or early 90s. Right. in the trial of three former SS men Consulate in New Orleans on February 7th, 1969. The military did the same with von Braun's SS officer rank and Nazi records of more than 100 associates who had come to the U.S. with him.

2:48:45 and making rockets. They were Come on over here, we got you. We got you, bro. Tartaria? Tartaria. Yeah, and it was wiped out of the history books. And I love the idea. And it was very advanced. Look up Tartarian Empire. Tartaria, there it is. Something comes up. Tatari. Look up Tatari and Empire. Someone said like a UFC fighter said he was from Tataria.

2:50:50 Is there an article that doesn't look like... Grand Tartaria. that went all over the world. But they're also known to be giants, dude. Or the original Penn Station in New York. years, and the build it would So this is Because did they really knock Are you asking me? Yeah. Did they build all those buildings? I was hoping it would be in this thing. Some propaganda by them, right?

2:54:42 It would heal you through sound? Oh, like Tesla type? For bad. Well, let's say they were experimenting with electricity and blackened plaster. Firebrands were carried to the roof of the manufacturer's building, To destroy it. of these big cities and you kind of see this weird kind of ancient architecture and then it's surrounded by modern architecture and it just the two don't match at all one is like very advanced

2:58:32 gardens were scrapped clean of paintings fountains fountains and sculpture and small buildings were Huh. And so too many people hit the guy with the bow and arrow, events two separate events the fires were in Chicago at that was pre-1900 For no reason. That's the one that's got caffeine. It's my idea. Pretty amazing. But they knocked down a lot. Why would they try to hide

3:01:59 That we are powerful beings. Right. we only had a few kinds of, features. Like if you a long time, you know, that's a good You want to go, where did you get all this? No, I haven't. It's a wild book. I have two copies of it. Okay. It's copies of it from when it was first released. I have two copies of it all of their beliefs in the world. This was John Marco Allegro's belief.

3:05:18 Yeah, space bukkake, exactly. So they had rituals they would do to try to get pregnant, And it made sense that they thought that God had given this, saint patty's day and what it really is it's like so it's like you know saint patty's day is That's what St. Paddy's Day is all about. Killed them all. Okay, that's interesting. Okay, it says, did St. Patrick really drive snakes out of Ireland?

3:08:20 Oh. about yeah that's what they think it's not man it's not it's about basically a And wear a snake symbol on St. Patrick's Day. People have a distorted version of history, apparently. Yo. So snake was, okay. when you do mushrooms. I think his name was, who first started Oaxaca, Mexico. that's it. Life Series of Great Adventures by R. Gordon Wasson. Yeah, there it is. Okay.

3:12:32 It's wild. The liberty cap and the fly agaric, Fairies and mushrooms have always been Is that what they call it? Math pipes and crack pipes are Pookies? Do they? Yeah, I think that's what they call them, pookies. We should do pookies. That's what we're going to call it from now on. Isn't that what they call it? That's what we're going to call it. Math pipes and crack pipes are pookies?

3:13:34 In Ireland, the trip one goes from magic mushrooms described as going away with the fairies, Bingo. Everybody tripped. Wow. Or there was like a dude named Pookie who was a fucking crackhead. I mean, dude, you drive around, people smoking meth. Really? straight out taxi driver, dude. Meh, just wandering the streets. Yeah, something like that. tons of bodies, bro.

3:17:01 say. Was Ben Franklin's For nearly two decades leading up to the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Benjamin Franklin lived in London in a house on 36 Craven Street. a one meter wide, one meter The most plausible explanation is not mass murder, other pioneers had to turn to grave robbing either paying professional the basement rather than sneak them out for disposal elsewhere and risk getting caught

3:19:54 We got to find out how people work, and there's only one way to do it. We got to look at bodies knows they had weird laws back then but it does seem weird but it makes sense For example, in a 2004 initiation ceremony, during the years the Bones dated back to, And I'd love to hear if you could debunk this because I'd love to know. Ken Burns? Like his wife, he abandoned his wife like 25, 30 years.

3:22:47 I'm trying to remember all the stuff about that documentary I just saw. Imagine, imagine, imagine 30 years from now. This is our... It's crazy. It is. Remember? I mean, she went over there and... They're like, this lady's making too much fucking money. Maybe make a deal over there. They're better at the stock market than George Soros and Warren Buffett.

3:25:22 Just a wine drunk with big shiny tits. Forever. What's amazing is one of my favorite images of her mock clapping Trump. It's the craziest shit of all time. Kurt Metzger is the fucking man. Because that's what should be done. who felt like the censorship from against gays while they're sucking trucker dick And so it's so important. It's such a line in the sand for a lot of people

3:28:17 It's different, they think. Especially people that are vulnerable, people with autoimmune diseases, older people, overweight people. And how many people exactly are experiencing adverse symptoms period of time. But then a lot of places are saying if you were vaccinated and boosted a year So it all kicks off with these videos of Chinese people falling backwards, right?

3:30:47 in, I know people that have had it. like logical debates and logical conversations food chain in terms of resources and knowledge and influence. That's a fact. more often than not now not saying that's completely but it towards leans towards the is this a move to get us into some kind of like a thing on our phone where we have to have a vaccine pass on our phone and all that stuff?

3:34:12 It's also been documented that people that didn't Sri Lanka. the truckers in Canada their bank it and the government shut down her Do you think Trudeau's Castro's kid? And it's basically all of these offsprings that don't look like their fathers, So that doesn't make sense. Okay. Neither state media nor independent reporters covering the death have reported the existence

3:36:53 But supposedly there's no suicide note. Okay, just for funsies, and this is just funsies, let's Google. That's wild. and he doesn't look anything like his dad fucking suspicious as shit A lot. Go to the top one. The shape. Because looking at it right there, he looks a lot like his dad. Fuck you. Okay It's not that It was awesome We gotta do this more often Anytime Anytime I love you, buddy. I love you too, man. Hope it wasn't too weird. It was awesome. We gotta do this

3:39:40 done a show together in fucking a few years a show with um my good friend uh brian callen called conspiracy social club cash daddies is I love you, buddy, so much.