Joe Rogan Experience #1860 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! It was amazing. It's going to be great. Yeah, he was a little bit before me, Right. Do you Alan just did it will you like? Who gives a fuck? They're not a threat. It's a cold war. It's a unity of it. So cold war. It's a unity They waste all the water on almonds. I get like cookie dough flavored almond milk. I go, look at it right now and tell me how many grams of sugar per serving.

2:53 yeah and you're supposed to use it and then get rid of it yeah you're supposed to have it for a So. How long does that drive? Is there any comedy out there in the Hamptons? no human is illegal. other people you know like they put houses on cliffs in Malibu yeah nowhere said something about them and then I was never Ben went back to his party and the guy gave Ben like a dirty look.

5:29 And he showed up and the guy is written by Ben Avery, And you just chill. He's got a massive estate where he just chills. that is like behind their When? What does this say here? He showed me the gun. How it works he probably had a good the Alec probably had the gun in his hand It's crazy. Well these are also the same people that live in these 20,000 square foot homes

9:21 than what other people see pretend. And they're all fake people. You know, we've talked about this before on this show. I me rachel levine whoever it is some people want that's rachel but it's it's one of those things Like, there's no, they're told because you can't have an actor on set going well i actually think it would be a nightmare yeah and every suggestion that most actors have is bad because they're

12:35 You don't want, what's the thing on Stranger Things? fingertips, you've removed most of the struggles that normal people go through and you are just, No one thinks you have a lot of money there. But there is a hypocrisy in talking about that. What do you mean? Well, if you get into the weed game, you're a billionaire in a week. And you deserve it. Yeah, but you're on the way up.

15:58 You can throw money at things and it's not fixed, right? $21 billion. It has the most stunning natural beauty of any state. That's what's crazy. the Times, all these places. junkies everywhere. It wasn't only Giuliani. You cannot if people live on the street. is an organism. It's a city. We're all on the subway. We're all affected. So people, I think, are more likely to invest themselves in having certain

19:22 I'm one of them. and say the right things, you go, You don't wanna put a dictator in, Who's doing that? How is that not illegal? She puts the microphone down. Yeah, she's 81 years old. Do something with chips they started to do something with the semiconductor chips in the United States, right? What do you mean? He sold it when it was down and then bought

22:14 Click on that. I told you to do it under another name. Oh my God, that is amazing. What kind of fucking misinformation would it be when we actually have and they're bad actors, and we know that, which is not good, I see Maxine Waters the other day talking about a digital currency. but they just shut something off they could just shut things off you notice

24:38 Is that Alex Berenson case? Do you know what's going on with that? proven to be correct about, which is why The government needs to do more. Jen Psaki. writer and a brilliant writer, a lot of his stuff was taken off because it happened to Because it's on RT. How do we deal with you? you know they demonetize a lot of our stuff yeah thank god for awesome companies like patreon that you know sub stack is doing that now

27:10 Good. So, and yeah, I like Substack and good for them. And we have no idea who the fuck these people are good for But the new special I put out, we say retard and dyke and faggot. That's a nice thing. we're getting to the point now where things are And that's like, it's the cover of Newsweek. because they're like fuck this shit they're like we they've realized that how empty this current

30:18 Root them and one of them's religion. I think religion is a lot of positives. I mean, there's some negatives, but I think having tons of meaningless sex, It's for progressive rich people So we are the figureheads of the church, So if you're in my little podcast world like put it on and go So everybody's kind of doing their own thing. podcasters every other thing that probably tried to do something like this or back in

33:20 i'm gonna be tough and then like you get to a point where it's like your body has these Well, they're sick, you know? No, it's great. I think it's- So it's six weeks. Everything doesn't have to be this incredibly polarizing issue. Because they're getting into these six month time periods. that's crazy you know we talked about um this thing on the podcast

36:07 people wrote the article the article was people are getting arrested for an abortion because of Yeah, this is not. Well, six months. and that aren't participating, They go, no. Right. yay, money, money. And most people don't know the actual laws. That's right. There was someone, But it does require a degree of rational anyone on the same page about anything

39:32 and the forest of Portland, Oregon. People move there, but it it's such a boring way to live to me to be constantly Some people need to live somewhere where they have a safety for their family. There's places that have things that are outside the norm. in the face of other countries, I think we have to figure certain things now. You know what I mean?

41:58 Patriotism. It's just interesting. a lot of our tech people go, listen, in order to compete with Chinese technology, when the pandemic hit, on a phone that's made by slaves. It's gonna be tough. Well, they're connected the government the military is inexorably connected to business Do you speak Mandarin? So that's where I'm at. So figure it out. Yeah, but so do we.

44:52 Are we not as smart? So I'm pretty sure that whatever some monster thought of, we also have. Yes, but we also wouldn't know what the fuck we have. Just have fucking rules. If we can draft you into war, Roe v. Wade. You have to have your children, but you have to give the babies. Be more responsible. Because otherwise, we're just going to have all these problems forever.

47:00 Like, everybody is a psychopathic Texas gun nut and everybody is a fat blue haired dyke in Portland you know we all have we're here to fuck things up for everyone else not each other and that's what we had in the 80s Truly. It's crazy. But just enjoy it. this is your thing and no one That's right. just let them sort it out. Yes. He said that in a speech

50:49 Yeah, I mean, that's really what it's like. of truly becoming those higher level people, beings. times we live in America we had the wildest but we also lived in the best I remember pre-call waiting. climate and and everything within 30 to 50 years i mean it's gonna who knows what's gonna happen are contributing to the degree that people say they are or not it's just gonna suck i don't know

53:19 And it'll last for a few more, you know, we'll get a couple of years out of it. In fact, they've decreased in power. down regardless of, you know. Things are just going to get worse. Which is interesting. Everyone's living in their own realities and everybody, it just feels like in shelters, they put them in hotels, wandering around the street and they definitely need more

55:32 It goes other places. If Jamal Khashoggi had What is wrong with you? quiet and it's nice beautiful. Beverly Hills is gorgeous. Live golf. but the reality is that Beverly Hills looks a hell of a lot better than the rest of LA. white people white people they fucking destroyed seattle they destroyed portland white people do a It was a not nice thing And they probably did it with help from our government.

58:15 Yeah, that would be correct. You know, when all of American air defenses are outsmarted by a ragtag group of guys who There's 90 cameras on the Pentagon. Get it up, Jamie Here's the plane You don't see it at all. You don't know how big it is. But it is impossible to know if that thing that you're seeing. I have no idea I wouldn't say it's a house. It is cylindrical and white.

1:01:25 This looks like it's from a parking thing. Is that what it was supposed to be? But if you had a plane out there with its wings, you would think, yeah, that's about the size of the plane One of my questions would be, They don't have any. That's strange. everything they told us was true. That's all. why would two officials have to sit next to each other?

1:05:06 I mean, these are weird things. Where people 30,000 feet up were calling people with cell phones. When did he say it? we don't know what happened. Maybe it's righteous. But these are criminal organizations. These people for a long... Give me it from the beginning. Give me it from the beginning. companies. And frankly, what they're doing for golf is so great. What they're doing for the players is so great. The salaries are going to go way up. The PGA was not loved by a lot of the

1:07:36 You, of all people, understand the passion surrounding 9-11. A lot of money's going to charity. This is why our society is so left anti-war protester And it's amazing. lunatic We just don't trust anybody on anything anymore. He's done a lot of shady business deals. but they didn't go at him for that. They said he was an agent of Putin and that he was installed and that Putin would do all these things.

1:10:16 I mean, this is an organization that made their bones with COINTELPRO. but if he took like a bill of rights on the way out, We don't pay the president a lot because it's really not an important job. He grabbed the fucking Articles of Confederation? I hope he's got a whole file. I hope he's got a whole file. and it is safe and secured by Yeah. And then they got a video I read that showed, which I'm reading this stuff,

1:12:41 January can you see if you can find that article so we can get the specifics of that? Sure. I don't know. If this is egregious, then We tortured them ourselves. You could have absolutely tried him for war crimes in The shipped detainees to countries where we knew they were going to get tortured. We tortured them ourselves. shows a photo of Biden. And in this, he talks about war criminals, and he shows photos of war criminals, and

1:14:16 I forget who the the journalist was but here let's play the video because it's a it's pretty interesting and in favor of Palestine. from those of fellow older classic rockers. the show. If you're one of those, I love Pink Floyd, but I can't stand Roger's politics, people. Apart from anything else, it sets a few things straight. Namely? Well, also it encourages a lot

1:16:46 with all our brothers and sisters all over the rest of the world, irrespective of who they are, who do understand what's going on in the arena. I recognize your humanity, but I recognize all the Russians and the Chinese and the Ukrainians and the Yemenis and the Palestinians. That is a huge crime. day. pearl harbor you were completely isolationist until that's sad that devastating i would argue

1:20:18 nuclear-armed missiles into Mexico and Canada. Did we solve anything here today? murdered, slaughtered? Their own. Their own. Bollocks. It's always a pleasure. But we've gotten to a point where we've lost our moral authority. America's lost, We're just not. No. We have been for in Iraq died. You know, and yes, Saddam Hussein is a bad guy, but did it make us safer from

1:24:24 That's right. And she's demonized for it like no no one like no other I mean, it's really the attacker Jamie Foxx was just talking about a film that he made in 2016 that got shelved. But I do think that eventually we've learned how to do everything on our own. They have fun. And if Hollywood's smart, they're going to start grabbing up this stuff before it's too

1:26:31 That's right. some of these other things with, you know, Well, they're making blockbuster movies now. because they only have a movie length to do it. pretty closely. Not too much I saw that. That's not a movie movie. I gotta watch it. And I'm excited hopefully for a little bit of a detente where people can just go, hey, They love getting in mosh pits.

1:29:01 I want to listen to like Nina Simone or I want to listen to something with his lyrics Like you don't have to like your kind of comedy. Let everybody do their own thing. They're big. let's see if we can go into business together. what becomes popular popular right instead of like forcing specific things or demonetizing You got to let people talk it out.

1:31:31 are like don't threaten people, don't dox people. other platforms like Rumble you do and like Odyssey and they're just never gonna be as big Yeah, it is a stupid game, but I'm fascinated by it, and I've always always tried to play I would watch those things because you learn how guys move the balls around the table. John Dudley has a full series of from the beginning of picking up a bow setting your drawing right all of It's taught you can learn from the Masters

1:33:48 blur out like a URL is that I don't know They make dope coffee. Interesting. He's an expert in cartels and he explains the whole the way it works down there to it. We could use a curfew. Yeah. There's some sort of dispute over territory, I'm assuming. Right. They just do it in a crazy, ruthless way. Not because of rational, logical thinking about other intelligent human beings and their

1:37:25 Yeah. You can control it. is you've got to get it illegally in here. They have electricity in them and shit That said if that shit just becomes legal everywhere, and you could just go to 7-Eleven They're going to have to learn how to use this. Right. Yeah. That's right. you would have organized crime. to, we're moonshiners. We're trying to get boys just going down dirt roads sideways in a 69 Charger.

1:40:44 I think it should have come when the biden administration took office right that was one Four times it was a total of maybe did bad things in the past but whatever he did was not worthy of this while there's legal Does it say how old this guy is? there's so many crimes being committed this is this the most mild of crimes the guy's selling complete zero, then

1:43:04 Thousands of thousands of them think we'll get her out. No, I think they're gonna make a negotiation That's right. Get him on that. it should absolutely be a priority of any supposedly progressive group of people to How heartless is that? And, you know, there's like this, they point to history of crime, that people have a history of doing things. Then he did time for that. Yeah, well, we I mean does he have a history of it?

1:45:55 That's right. for sure. 100%. The only reason I didn't get in trouble was luck. But it's just luck. It's the luck of the draw but it's just luck yeah it's the luck of the draw you know it's a lot of it's the luck of the We were real young. Yeah. She got three DWIs in Chicago, 10 years in jail. No. It's a fucking problem. Yeah. And there's a lot of people that make those decisions and you think you can handle it. It's a problem. It's a fucking problem.

1:48:20 Do the wrong thing. You know? It's such a wild agreement that we have that you stay in your lane You go, there's something nice about that as a lifestyle. But you go, the majority of the time I'm on foot. you know it's like that I was but I'll kill you she was fine i was like enough um but yeah you just get an accident all the time all the time That's right.

1:52:11 Right. The zero to 60 is 1.9 seconds. It's just a marvel. It's great. So nothing's automatic. You don't have to signal. It's quiet and it's heavy. There's nothing like it. They're like, not a lot of money. Anyone can Yeah. They're tough. But I have a 1969 Camaro. The acceleration's amazing. It's better, no. It's terrible. Do you like boats at all? It's scary.

1:56:07 Fuck that shit. That's the thing. Yeah, they've crashed, man. Oh, I get it now, but at the moment is silly and at the moment. I think people are like fuck this shit But before, there was the infrastructure there and there were these wild companies. It's a big mess. it would be like, oh my God, he's got an original Beat Bull. that's worth like a million dollars or more

1:59:22 and maybe there's certain live streams you can get into. Right. I don't want that. Maybe the art is based around a number. Some kind of fan club. Dillon nation. And all the friends I have that live there, they're all so happy, but they're on the beach I mean, from the Cubans coming in to the prisoners being released by Castro. He said it was why it's gotta be insane. He's got some crazy fucking stories

2:02:20 They were doing money laundering for blow. Oh, yeah. They had one class, a graduating class of the police police academy where? Tough bitch. But I think she got killed. Yeah. She was murdered. No, it's a bad idea to have JLo. That's like Ryan Gosling playing Andy Dick. Yeah. That's better because they made her. Right. Yeah, no, she's not a good-looking woman,

2:05:17 They're like, we need a hot murderer because no one will watch. You get like some big women. it's a fucking phenomenal movie woman right and eat yourself into this horrible place and then look at what she looked like when You got to be a special kind of crazy to be that good. That's crazy. Those are two very different things. I mean, I don't know. Would you see there's this one dude? He's got his arm around her that was her boyfriend

2:08:06 Jesus Christ, bro. No, it was 2012. I mean, that's insane. Vicious. Vicious. She started using her own product. How are you gonna have is having to force it makes zero sense How come there's no cry from the women who look like Gusella DeBlanco or angry? She was worth $2 billion when she died? Holy shit, dude. Fuck. How old was she when she died. Holy shit. I wonder who gets that money. She was worth two billion dollars when she died?

2:10:22 69. Jesus Christ. I mean, she made it to the finish line patiently. This is huge. she fucking did it right. is a little interesting. So instead of handing her a death sentence, the prosecutor handed in his resignation, It's some kind of motorcycle drive-by killing. She knew it was coming. Yeah. invented that i invented that oh it's uh the chickens come home to roost great strategy yeah

2:13:15 Everything. Yes, but I think what it would look like is approved vendors in certain areas Right. Why do I need to go through a bunch of hoops and shit Dylan you want to do life is too short I pay too. Is that what they're going to chase? Whether you make 20 grand a year or 20 million, 25% flat tax or something like that, whatever it is, 20%, whatever it is, flat tax.

2:16:07 Right. It's why the entertainment business, you know, it's like a racket. Because 25% seems like a lot. Explain that. Oh, no. 6.25, but it depends Jamie? I believe, yeah, I'm looking But what I'm saying is, wouldn't it be, like, super simple if it was only you get taxed on income? and the person who earns that money is also Is that Wyoming? Like a big Wyoming type of ranch?

2:19:16 Yeah, I love it. What was the episode? I almost think of buying property out there. Yeah. I think a little bit of it is that to control employees better, you just get up and do whatever you want and then they're developing apps that uh people are um on my own time at home. That's crazy. It's all day long. So it's like, this is part of the thing. They all did it.

2:22:26 It's over now. we would just, because you have to do it all day long you're not free until you get out of there and and it really You have nothing to do with it. Like, you know, a lot of it's looking busy. You know? and i make my house nice and i enjoy that i i did it for a while but i was in a sales office we had a little more freedom but it's still the same

2:25:32 Yeah. But I knew I never could. Yeah, but I didn't think I was doing it. Well, there's a real value now to being Like that, the value now is there. neighborhood and the right country club or the right whatever. Now being independent and creating But I think there's a lot of different routes out there now. And that's why service sucks now. going can I make money off what I enjoy doing is there an audience is there a

2:28:54 But the office thing always scared the shit out of me. this is the way we do things. And, you know, you're at the conference. out a way to approach it in a professional manner. Well, some people just don't have a good grip on reality. Or you just want to, or you can, you can work and treat people decently and you're not a So that must mean that they have access to like what websites they use and shit on their company computer.

2:31:43 Well, it's weird. These are the challenges going forward I don't know what the job is, so maybe I'm wrong. Well, it's definitely productive in that you don't have to get in traffic. function in society, there might be benefits to not working exclusively from your home. or LA so now you're in your room a consideration too Right. around at how many places are for lease. Oh, tons. Oh my God. Commercial real estate. So much.

2:34:32 I mean, I'm sure some of them have been taken up by new businesses. could um but i think it'll go back again this became this weird political football kind of problems that we have with issues have safer streets and safer And whether that is the system of perpetual war or the system of the banking sector, the dominance of the financial sector, or the system is tech companies set up to have these political relationships, how they're presently constituted,

2:37:48 To an extent, it's probably an inherent flaw in democracy. So do you think that a corporation that hires, real person. That should be illegal. That seems to me like if we're You've got people that are just retweeting things Like I I do believe with the way things are going and you're looking at, uh, some really feels like we're kind of at that point you know that's why I'm glad we lived in

2:41:01 Right, right. And Russians know. It'll be funny. bloated pig corpse I mean if I'm wrong and I'd love We ever descend And just through people And then I think, you know, this system's fucked. It will collapse to a degree. And someone will come in and go, yeah, these elections are all fake and it doesn't matter anyway. Why do you fuckers need to vote? Here's a coupon for a

2:44:49 And it'll be a celebrity. And you won't remember. sorry, I was drunk. And it wasn't on fucking Twitter. People didn't have a record of what few people that remember it and then they'll take all those books about that shit and burn the fuck celebrities who will tell you I hope you're wrong. wealth. to rise against the government. That's why we laugh at NFTs,

2:48:18 freely distributed like is that the bottleneck ultimately that when we get to a certain point Distribution of resources crazy we win that's when we're losing genders and that's everything There's no more war because everybody loves everybody. Just like we laughed at people that didn't have shoes. It's gonna be more you're gonna be more integrated more integrated in the internet

2:50:30 what a civilization looks like And we're like, this is ridiculous. Yeah, unless asteroid the volcano blows. Yeah. Unless an asteroid hits, volcano blows. Oh, my God. So it could easily happen 1,000 years from now, 100,000 years from now. Can't worry about anything. So it's a little trap that your mind plays. What we're doing here is amazing. has happened in that short amount of time that's entire revolutionize the

2:53:26 It's going to be expensive, right? Initially they're going to use it for people with injuries, spinal cord injuries and medical problems. What are we doing? But it just by happenstance made them much smarter, right? I don't think I'm fucking that up too bad. To three years in prison, they sentenced him for illegal medical practice this positive increase in cognitive function. I kind of think that's not a fucking accident.

2:56:22 So let's get some super smart people on board and run this shit with yeah, fuck It's crazy. Oh, right, right. Don't know what the what tests they use. Yeah, but they're fucking super smart people, but tell me they haven't already done that I mean, what did they use to detect intelligence? Maybe the babies have an enhanced ability They're smart right there first words. Yeah, they already knew

2:58:44 says Alcino J. Silva, a neurobiologist Give them a plug. It's for higher learning. Give them a big dick. it can substantially increase a person's potential in everything. Everybody. but that's different. He's like, Tim, I'm going to fix your thing. genetic diseases that people have Okay, so what does it say here? All patients treated for SCD or beta thalassemia are showing normal to near normal hemoglobin levels.

3:02:18 That is wild. We're all going to be perfect. You know what I'm saying? But this is this. That's right. You're not hugely different from that now By 50, everybody looks like that. because it's going to be way more fun. Now, why is he doing this again? Yes, so he's going to poison himself This is what happened to Earth, right? Right? is the building blocks for whatever life is going to emerge on that planet.

3:06:24 Well, it depends on who you listen to. But what's undeniable is that these people had a detailed map of the solar system 6,000 years ago that they wrote in clay strange-looking figures with little monkey people on their laps. Like, they had that on the walls 6,000 years ago. Is that there's a planet called Nibiru I had lunch with that guy. I'm with you.

3:08:43 They had a few hiccups. Because we are that last crew. Yes. don't sue me in the greatest city