Joe Rogan Experience #187 — Daniele Bolelli Transcript

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0:00 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. You know, there's like some of them fuck down man you're getting a little crazy with your insults there yeah you How is it possible that something that seems so, but clearly this shit has been written by people, then you know i mean that's like way better yeah absolutely someone who completely sticks to the

2:36 But if it doesn't give you answers to the things that scare the hell out of people, Yeah, I mean, I think it's what people need so who knows what's up there. How psychedelic would that be? But can you imagine? Is it coming from the need for the next level? What do we do after a while? We don't need food anymore? If there was heaven, would you be allowed outside?

5:41 Yeah, that sounds... It sucks. That's like in their state motto. There's something about human behavior, man, when you get them in that frying pan. It is. It's a weird town. you know, funny though, this is the carnival for the slave, they must get an extraordinary view of humanity. could really describe humanity in a very unusual level. They just drink to there. You need a drink?

8:19 Here you go. people living here like that I don't do it your neighbors or whatever good for you the stuff of regulation kind of like the way they have the amsterdam or something yeah exactly where you have I don't think Romney... They love this guy. All the bad guys will be punished. And people like it. Yeah. I mean, there's no way he could be talking this much if he doesn't have a belief.

12:37 what some gay guys are doing like oh we have to stop that birth control is bad Have you ever tried the female condom on a girl? Nobody wants that sex. We don't care. and what? You just gotta deal with it. and his pubic hair, For real, right? Do you think that the Bible was initially created just to try to keep people in line? I think it's not just I know this is bullshit but I'm

15:17 believes something that much, it's bizarre to me, man. Like, why do you believe it? Where are you That's nonsense. shouldn't do most of the shit the Bible people are complaining that times are tough and unemployment is bad and and it certainly is the Whoa. where literally they get to vote on which books are sacred and come from god and which ones are not i mean can

18:07 other alternative and so let's burn them all wow and so when something else pops up that shows a I mean, think about, like, the concept of faith, Just kidding. Just testing your faith. Just checking. You passed the test. You did God wants you to kill your baby. That's a sign that's good job. That is the oldest written version, right? which ones came from the same animal so they knew that it was a piece of one

20:55 they found a bunch of those things. alexandra it's out of this world i, you're talking about thousands and thousands of volumes. incredibly advanced society and they knew a lot of things. Well, in that case, screw it. so you must be devil worshippers, That fascinates me, man. You'd be 10 feet away, and it's so The stuff that they had figured out how to do, it's like, how did you do this?

24:00 a way that it looks like the body's coming down room on one day of the year really know what it would what It's crazy. Yeah, seriously. And they chewed away. I mean, could you imagine, man? They knew some shit though huh that's a fact it's wonderful what kind of religions were around in ancient egypt like what did they worship it was It's all about spirits and this and that.

27:25 Yeah, it was a Conan quote. But it's a famous quote. He was an incredible author. hooked on the Conan novels. sweat and write and write and write and by morning he was gone and so he could finally pass out and Like the last one was kind of corny. He looked like Conan. Yeah. They just need to do it right, man. Quentin Tarantino. Could you imagine? The original Conan.

30:56 into the first UFC who started coming up with some of the ideas that then somebody else designed for My work is done. Oh, shit. I'm just trying to objectively try to figure out how this guy could be doing better than he's doing. I like him as a person. Oh, fuck. All right. It's all lifted and shit. I don't mean anything. like the guy a lot you know but even rampage himself admits that he was more

34:06 I mean, he has a lot more tools now. You could have like issues. And Tito wasn't even lifting people up. right you know but i just wish the guy wasn't mad at me you know when i tell him to throw leg kicks There's a lot of pressure and a lot of stress involved in being a fighter. And he was saying that I'm biased towards jujitsu guys. I like Rampage.

36:31 peak, he was so wild. So my all-time favorite kind of style of fighting is really not jiu-jitsu. Of course. I always say that that's the biggest base of the pyramid, you know. It changes all the time because different levels of guys will enter the game. really high-level professional Muay Thai-type fighters who have really crisp striking. Shooting before the fight.

38:56 background and has the longest reach of any fucking human being on the face of the planet And so, I mean, don't get me wrong. Martial artist. Yeah, and it puts art in perspective because, you know, Everything about it. But you put it all together, and you see the evolution of their style, Some dude who had a losing record of all things. Takase. That'sido events. Takase.

41:28 Yeah. And then he caught him in this flying heel hook and Anderson immediately tapped. The second he touches him, Anderson is already tapping and screaming and going crazy. forward and he's blasting them with kicks and knees and punches, before that fight. Marvin Eastman. I can't believe I forgot his name. Yeah, it's not good for your brain. Stuff's terrible for anyway travis luther caught marvin eastman with a right hand and

44:38 Belfort did a crazy knee and sprained an open and everything. with respect to vitor good guy yeah he's a great guy. I'm not picking on him, but... I think a lot of fighters really like to believe in the Lord of extra faith. Huge. If you really truly believe in a higher power, it's much more likely that you're going to to convince people to live like

46:46 you need to be smart. to stick to, but then if you want to talk about full potential of human beings I feel like no you can do better You should treat everybody giving them opportunity. Right. That would be one way where people would like really show how much they believe. you burn people on the public square kind of thing if they disagreed. They're willing to die.

49:57 that today, in they die? But there's the double thing. someone the power to shut off a life yeah we're very uncomfortable with it right it's tricky and God decide when you get to go. Because it's not that they don't feel anything or they don't realize anything. ufc of you know give a sword to some dudes, the ancient world where people die left and right all around them people are a lot less sensitive

53:57 the history channel and say are you by any chance an expert on caligula you know the roman emperor So I was an expert on Caligula. Like, what? But then I was like, hey, man, I remember all this stuff. What a crazy motherfucker that guy was, huh? they are all about Should have just went right there Right. Crazy Romans. It's not like people went extinct back then.

56:52 The new one is fucking crazy. the gladiator so what was caligula's deal and quickly was completely out of his fucking mind up to the point that she loses an eye and And anybody that they felt could be a threat to their power, Essentially they were That hustle There's no prosperity that would be great at it. and as long as I'm in control trust me And I'm like, no, I don't get how much.

59:43 I've been mooching off of AIDS tests. But you got a real one now. I got aDs. My first AIDS test. I've been mooching this off of AIDS tests. Totally. What is the bad part about having not much D, though? Like Seattle. How dare you? It's 600 seats, This elevator walk up You know the one I'm talking about, right? Oh, so he's going to say it tonight Are you going to shut your ears off after a while?

1:02:07 That would be the shit. because originally I pitched them a different book about religion that Bruce Lee had to martial arts. of the year you know in end of 2012 so this would be a really big book when i started i was like yeah i need money i I guess, so sure, what the hell, why not? Then that's when everything went to So rather than being there, And so it was actually good.

1:05:38 Oh, wow. did you do that for that's a couple of months it was maybe two and a two and a half months that's You Can Always Try Confucianism. this is an awesome story and told him that Buddhism and Confucianism are all crap Well, the heavenly kingdom of everlasting peace ended up with the What year was this all going down? And 20 million people died as a result of this one guy?

1:08:42 It's maybe 50 million, who the hell knows. is because southern China was getting wrecked left and right. Go on as this bad motherfucker. It's hard to pronounce. And then the next word is X-I-U-Q-U-A-N. You know, it's phonetic, obviously, because they have totally different characters than we have. Japanese is easier to learn? Oh, no. or any of the Western languages trying to pick up any tonal language,

1:11:17 People hate each other from here to Irvine, so you don't have to. Is there a bigger difference? just the letters I'm going to go on some bullshit, guys, and say... Well, surviving today? 176. Holy shit, were we off. there's some spots in the amazon that they're you know just just recently i said i've discovered people in these tribes yeah and they this is the

1:13:32 more immersed in the modern world and all of that. Probably. And they're still in there. And then these people who are logging are going deeper and deeper into the forest. where they lived there in that forest deep in there for thousands of years and then all sudden you're chopping your shit down meanwhile those people had a wild life for a long time who's to

1:15:32 but there's a lot of food there. You zig when you should have zagged. and it causes some crazy fucking reaction. And even if you survive it, all the time? No, it doesn't work that way. will have these new pockets Tubes. Right. it. Yeah. You know. No. It's because he's crazy. It's a really strange documentation on this guy. follow after him with spotlights and shit this crazy asshole is with his crocodiles out there

1:19:28 he actually looked like of it all or you can swim I've always felt that way about Mount Everest. You know, you risk yourself. In that case, that's not. It's almost like, even if you believe, Of course. That's how good a chunk of Europe is. you know and so today in a lot of, you go to churches and there are tourist were weird like you take a thomas jefferson or something he basically edited the bible by cutting

1:22:21 I like that part, we keep that part. But at the same time... You think he was a dick? They just don't tell you. They just, you know... Is that in the Bible? gospels there's this and you don't really believe it, conversation with a guy recently that was telling me that there are people that believe so much that Take that poison. And actually, to tell the fact that some of these guys really are serious about it,

1:25:47 And all of that But That just are twins separated at birth because they are both based on certainty That I think everybody has that encomma. That's the trump card is the aliens yeah if a I think it's in March. when nobody could, and who knows whether they are nice or not. and in suit and tie, I mean, I was desperate, Wow. At Kaiser, I had like seven gazillion tests done from MRIs to blood work to everything, you name it.

1:29:27 That's what I mean about being evil. It's a fucking amazing idea for them. I'm not seeing anything compelling. It's still relevant. We would be so stunned. so much smarter, so much like... and not fuck everything up, Seriously But the one sort of argument They keep your military from growing to the point where you are able to make the same decisions that we can make.

1:32:29 and I'm like, Jesus Christ, of different sort of regimes that exist at the same time. around that it doesn't even seem real of course because unless you leave it what the hell you I'm anti a lot of the people's decisions at the very top of the heap. that's the thing people in the US they grow up with It's very complicated. You're spending money. Yeah, I tweeted it recently.

1:35:13 And he said he didn't even want to take money for it. It's like, why the fuck do people feel the need to tell other people how to live? fucked up way. The fact that a 25 and skin and lips and she's touching his hand and his dick is hard and That fucking bitch is totally cheating. Yeah, you would hope. Sure. Right. But if you were trying to come up with a good bill a good bill would be make marijuana

1:38:09 they still get their money as they and you think that this is, well, it's the law. that's absolutely – it's reprehensible. let's put it that way, Don't fuck with heroin. You're not getting real cocaine you know you're not getting true maybe it's not but he argued that his staff would give you kind of all the benefits of LSD You see these guys, like a Swiss chemist,

1:41:15 demolishing the Empire State Building in 30 seconds. It is a different look. Early 1960s running around, holding hands together, and new music and this new like sort of wild psychedelic culture was all like emanating out of this one place. figure out a way to recreate like you just go in and peek that would be like remember those things that you had when you were a kid, the view sliders?

1:43:52 eventually possible. Yeah. Conan is, I mean, it's funny because he actually uses a lot of history, that eventually evolve and then the history we know of that comes down the road. I mean, my 40s. To crush your enemies, have them driven before you, And when I heard Arnold speaking it, I was like, oh, Jesus, this is a whole completely different movie watching it.

1:46:49 But that time, maybe because I listened to that one first, Yeah. Arnold, eh. Yeah, see, that's awesome. Yeah. What a weird, I wanted to mention your fans are fucking awesome. Oh, that's great, man. Stop being cunty to each other. And, you know, when you put that out there, people respond to it and it starts to become a part of their I think it's good for all of us, man.

1:50:05 There's not a lot of opportunities that people have to talk to a lot, I'm not one who's always like, oh, you know, everything, goody-goody, in the universe it sounds completely corny and hippie and ridiculous but i think that you we all that it's never really been possible before. from norway and sweden and iceland and all throughout Europe and all throughout. I have people that post from China, from islands.

1:52:05 it just took me forever to get on Twitter because it was is called Conan. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. Yeah, you do do that. It was just kind of going through his, you know, everything. Did you hear about the Steve Jobs doll? And it comes with all these little things like, hey, this is for presentation. before one of the choice form of that penalty was people being impaled yeah

1:54:31 Drawings, rather, of him sitting at a banquet table just a what a terrible way to die yeah jesus christ it's hard to even wrap your head and it yeah i mean he became dracula so then he started getting into it yeah you imagine that man they the cross i mean it's such a bizarre symbol lenny bruce said it best he's like he's like in 100 He said it was like

1:56:40 Yeah. It's the weeds that's rocket fuel son. That's high grade. It's not it's problematic I'm happy. that who got into it because it was a way to make a statement, And, I mean, you don't have to do it that often That is terrifying. What's up? I mean, Karl Marx doesn't go that far. Yes. it was definitely roman it was in purge as well i want to say started in purge about

1:59:55 It's like Rome is central Italy, Naples is south. miles people were strung up on crosses? the whole thing went down And that they went from that I don't think anybody knows that. That's one of the things. The same visual of these creepy every day. I'm like, oh, that's not good. And there's, like, humongous ones, and their house is below it, If your house is just like sitting there.

2:03:14 I'm just talking. that nobody knows. Is it bad for you or something? Because Chinese food ain't going to kill you, bro. Yeah, but who knows, though? You've definitely You know, we shouldn't really go by that. Worked in a Newport Creamery. In India, because of a study of 134 people with stomach cancer who are avid consumers of which food can contain MSG,

2:05:40 Here's the reason why. Just like, hey, by the way, we use MSG. like oh wow that's just weird No MSG on this one. Shut up. What? that the definitive link between MSG Or smoke weed. It was like radon, kind of, I think. diseases still get spread around so let's just say that god said you shouldn't eat it and we're the conditions are different. Like that's the big thing about Muslims.

2:09:13 It's delicious, you asshole. Do they keep you from barbecue pork as well? Well, get the fuck out of here. Your religion keeps you from bacon. That's all you need to know. They're not looking out for you. Do they keep you from barbecue pork made those ribs taste so goddamn good. I like that. That's what you're going to do? I actually don't use Scientology because I feel like it's beyond.

2:10:59 I haven't, and so it seemed like, you know. And you know they are the only one who can. He might have to do it, too. You think so, man? probably not nearly as short as everybody says probably they probably want to make him seem like That's all you ever hear. I wonder how much of an effect Scientology has on his success. a cult that really has its shit together.

2:13:36 i've always wanted to be the keep everybody on the same page you know i got to crucify them if They can't argue with you. Didn't you say Sam Harris? Yeah, yeah, he did. I should take him on while he's still learning. not in formal classes. I don't put enough pressure on top, So it's kind of weird. it was basically you know grappling with no geese it was... And who did you learn from?

2:15:57 I really like his game. So I'm missing a lot of stuff that I should know. He's terrifying. He's terrifying. and even are he's terrifying he's so good at wrapping guys up. My God. and you're pulling his neck back. why he's so good and so feared is because he does that. about shit i'm sorry if i pissed him off all i'm trying to do is assess things it's just martial

2:19:02 talking shit to each other, And I was really blown away by the way you see him on TV He was like, And I'm just like, how the fuck do you do that? and I was looking over at him before the fight started. would grab a hold the back your neck like the control was so nasty you like would there's dudes fucking phenom he was tearing guys apart in the first round and and randy uh stopped him and

2:21:49 I was really very impressed one of the guys that uh one of the trainers extreme couture and so he said let's work on it and that's the plan in fact giant fucking pro wrestler When I wrestled in high school, the guys who'd won like certain tournaments would advance to other could manipulate guys, like just toss them and throw them around. Immediately what it

2:24:12 to deal with right here. he beat weren't it was really clear early on that he was just his force of will was just too much right randy couture the muscles die forever in certain spots on your fucking leg. there's no way i'm getting leg kicked this time it just became it didn't become a you know i think when guys are good, man. Amazon. Oh, shit. We'll have to do it again.

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