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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. We should probably go right into this. Quietly broadening its effort to curve speech it considers dangerous. Intentionally, excuse me. It's out of context. You can't just has been wound down. I don't know. Cozy up. what were you telling me that jimmy k Kimmel tweeted something and tried to delete it? It's like they're trying to figure out how to do it.

4:58 And look, see, it says this tweet was deleted by the tweet author. I don't know. He did Woo2Q pipeline. QAnon. that's the story of stories is like yeah sure this guy went woo to q very common it happens you start Yeah. it comes to the exploration philosophically of these of anything really but so when you're Wu to Q. They don't have good brains And whether this is because of a disease or whether this is because, I don't know what was wrong.

9:35 who has this insanely perfect body. to I think everything It just can't right it's like together and this person has But along the way, people are going to get tricked. Do you have to be to get to the point where someone is like it's time to drink Yeah, I got hypnotized. Yeah. But what it really is is like And so that's where people get angry at this one person that's running the whole thing.

13:53 Or whatever designed us, I should say. Didn't design us for that. Designed us for like tribes of 150 people. he's naked look he's obviously naked and then another person's like, oh, yeah, you're right. He is. pretend like it's working right that's where it gets creepy it's like you know if the if the Yeah. behaving the way it used to be able to behave when it had total access to what people get informed about or not.

17:04 Probably the moon would be covered with government office buildings. So you get one, like, everybody's had a shitty manager. and then those people have so much power and um and that's i think what's going on with it is it's We know that there's misinformation that gets spread by bad governments, by, like, our enemies. right we're getting manipulated it might be there's a bunch of and then the problem with people we

20:09 Like, it's a very potent. We've got to do something about this. He's like, hey, is there any way that you could also start applying that I think maybe this guy's lying If you're a person, And fucking everybody hates you. Right. like look they're gonna ask you about this for sure. Yesterday, we saw the vice president and the vice president. but anyway,

24:24 Uh, Yeah. I mean, it was really like the it was like for what she had to work with. Top of mind. just say top of mind over and over i think that exactly is probably what happens like there's So that's her job. This? So, of course, she was on his mind. Imagine if you're in an office somewhere. Yeah. Duncan, you're the CEO of a corporation. Like, are you trying to say that he didn't forget that she was dead?

28:29 that you just you just like you know slow it down enough and then some other shit happens and then and it's only like a 7 out of 10 chance Do you want to play it? He's a grandpa. But just because I'd be blasted on ketamine all the fucking time. I'm the king of this land for four years. What is the president- Like they should get, shouldn't they get at least like what, like, I don't know, an A

31:18 So they give speeches to these people that help them get into position of being a president. to insane wealth to become a president It's like you're just watching someone get paid. And it's like, wow, you're just here seeing a guy get paid. It's going to be worth in value to you a half a million dollars. like what do they say what kind of information do you have that you, like, I have the secrets of the scrolls.

33:42 That's a half a million dollar speech. But yeah. right that's worth a half a million dollars speech it's like, well, how do you quantify the the worth of a presidential speech? default reality, you're not really supposed to spend too much time thinking about that. The private sector, if it influences the public sector, it does it via voting. and maybe he's like, man, I think I could really help. But he's like, how am I going to raise

37:07 are really bad at fucking ice skating. You know what I mean? And you got to pick one. It's a binary surely this isn't like the greatest representation of leadership and like if there was if i'm sorry each other's throats fighting over these like, you know what I mean? A stupid binary. Like we're the people that are the most asshole-ish on the right that freak you out.

40:07 the way this woman lives her life, And that's like that with everything. And it's dumb. There should not be a prohibition on a conversation about shit, man. You just like good apples. It's like you have to find a way to fix in your head that you have hitched your fucking wagon to a bad apple right exactly is that the best example i mean would you want that guy to be be alone with your kids and i'm

43:16 Like are they going to be able to tend to your kid? If you ask me, they shouldn't be president if they can't drive a car. have built into how we're doing these things like prerequisites, prerequisites for the job, just The FBI's like, you know what? the systems that we already have. They're not perfect, I don't think you got to blow it up. I don't mean like, let's make it so the politics don't get bought out by money.

46:16 climate change if you don't jump on board immediately people want to bark at you and Where are you getting this information from? It's always happened. But it's doing it via like the human system, the human biome. And we, so to me, It's like we're all connected. Whoever the person is that ends up being the mouthpiece for all of us. mean find a way to be stable consistently every day in your own life and stability will appear naturally

50:42 the representation of all of us to be kind of fucked up. Dude, I was a judge at a cannabis cup. By the time you get to Wednesday you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about backs. I know if anything goes wrong with me, the cannabis community has my back. And it was this shit man it blew my fucking mind here's the idea everything is your mind, right? So not like spiritual woo-woo-wee, literally everything you

53:48 There is probably something outside of you, but that's not what you're seeing. You're seeing a incredible Now I'm going to feel good again, or something's going to make me feel better. Not only never-ending in this life, I mean, you know what I mean? it again watch what happens nothing you're fine nothing happens you don't need the aggression the defense so yeah man that's really interesting to me it's just your mind and you're at war with

57:32 space between you and your thoughts just maybe just maybe that your enemies won't seem quite But the example is the arrow lands at your feet and you pick it up. yeah that's great advice i'm sorry no no no it really is great advice Yeah. oceans filled up with our garbage for the variables that exist in modern society there's too many variables because you're getting

1:00:37 Yeah. They go too fast. It was the same thing we did with 5G. They said that 5G is eventually going to evolve to the point where it could be implemented OK, so Jamie will find the data. Yeah. Like that you send a video they get it on Malinformation, dude. Whatever, dude. It would be fucking horrible. that most of our politicians in some way, shape, or form

1:05:17 How much do you think he's worth, Jamie? are wrong. How much is someone's worth? The quantification mechanism is like... What do you think it's worth to be the president? Look, he was a great president. The best ever. Because the problem is a guy like Trump like what would keep him from blabbing Make me sleep well at night. believe UFOs are bullshit you're in a minority now because you're talking

1:08:15 that are top secret, They got visual. Do they work the same way they used to work in those old movies? It's just instantaneously you could see whatever the fuck it is. And all of a sudden, one day after billions of years or millions of years evolution, idea of what life looks like carbon-based life or just starting to see the gods. That's what they used to call them, the gods, angels, whatever.

1:11:23 Yes. have like an accurate right it would be so easy to spy on us you had to be Marvin into a pyramid if you start Very smart. obviously they did so what were they like man and? And what happened? What is, I think it's the Graham Hancock, Randall Carlson idea. see things like all these old structures especially ones they can't really date that well like that's

1:14:27 How did they do that? the king's chamber um i think it might have to do with just the size of the stones and It's not even that it was like right next to it and they slowly rolled into the place. That's super new. about i mean it's possible that we only exist well we exist in more than one reality like that then God knows what you could do in that point.

1:17:56 internet and all that stuff it just might be that like we're we're the same way we're just putting And I guess that's when they took it all. Probably a toilet. Such a mystery. You know, like take a rag, horse piss, and wrap it around their head and then like put them above a fire for We figured out humanity. into that anymore because we figured it out when probably we really haven't figured out much of

1:21:55 if you had one lifetime, do you really think they could move that many stones cut in place along Yeah. think about how quickly people went from that like the riding horses and shooting things off a horse drinking horse milk with blood mixed in, Right. Did they have universities? You know, 17,000 years ago. If you could go back and look at tweets it like some kind of like societal narcissism or some kind of like crazy idea that like no no no you're you're alive

1:26:06 because it's so like right now this is it the most important no this is it for real this is it It's okay. does it shouldn't be like that for me I don't want that to be the number one The best. So dumb. They get together every Tuesday. No, they exist because people have always found No. No, I've managed. you're addicted to but you miss the addiction itself you know what i'm talking to where you're

1:30:09 Fire up some. New one just came out. I've been tricked by racing ones. See how good it looks. My friend Peter has one. Look at this. I'm getting this game as soon as I get home. I don't know. They must. Fuck that. that fucking really brings you That seems so insane that they would do that. Sorry, bro. Oh, my God. Oh shit, look at that. that upon death it may just be that man it might just be that, man. It might just be that. Like the whole fucking thing. People watch us like we watch like video games.

1:34:53 It always gets more spectacular we die we take a break then we pop back in what game is that? This is really probably just a demo. look insane. is being generated do you want to can i show you one of these jamie would you mind going on uh i think The AI is generating the space in VR. it's like, And then it's like, Like it's. a shirt but it took that video and over each clip no shirt gold chain made a

1:39:06 And that's when that's the apocalypse. That's where we're headed. You have to walk across a drawbridge. they force you to wear the goggles so if you're not wearing or like you wear goggles that are the You know what I mean? The people running these simulations and these AR, are they going to be entranced with it what is it that we want this thing to make like

1:42:45 gradually it's going to get better and better at understanding what it is you're wanting who are like uh you know become like the steven spielberg of augmented reality like reality I had to like dig deep just to find who was like making this technology available. And it was hard to find, like, this technology is the most mind-blowing shit out there.

1:45:01 you know it's impossible i mean you can do it. People have done it. to a corporate controlled AR. towards these ones that aren't controlled. I mean, the stuff is most certainly being like And then I figured out how to do that. I think you can make it smarter here. And where it gets interesting is they they're sharing their information here you it's amazing that i thought that may be the future,

1:48:20 No, you've got a mug right in front of you. Thanks, Jamie. We talked about Paul Saladino sent me some data on seed oils. Like grape seed oil and all. It's old people's eyes don't work that good. Nutritional weight and wellness. Got it. and chemical processing by the end of that process, they're oxidized, damaged, and cause inflammation to all the I'm saying it right.

1:51:27 Dude, can you believe that shit? they're already selling them. Like, when they, they used to think that saturated fat started selling them. So the problem is they're already selling them. They used to think that saturated fat like butter was the culprit. Right. It's always like, ugh, my stomach feels gross. a zesty i'll pour that shit all it's like you're pouring all these weird fucking oils all over your

1:53:08 And then you get all puffed. I mean, how many people are It's just beef fat. that's what i'm using not processed lard i'm using like rendered pig fat they used to use Look what it says on it. All vegetable. They screwed up people's ideas of what's healthy and what's not healthy. Coronary heart disease. It's amazing. evil wizards making bad potions and dispensing them to the people poisoning them and then trying

1:57:02 Jimmy Kimmel had a monologue joke. Oh, right. The problem is not that they're bringing candy in and dosing it with fentanyl. Yeah, dude. I mean, dude, it's in all the drugs. Correct. yeah so what's the number one opioid is that the most potent form of opiate. So what's the number one A tiny, tiny, tiny So many people listen to your fucking podcast,

2:00:22 of death such as automobile accidents, Yeah, I mean, dude. Yeah, yeah. So CDC's online mortality database, 2021, nearly 70,000 people, 18 and over, died. Well, just imagine a Super Bowl. Yeah. That is crazy. That's crazy. I know a bunch of people that have gotten injured, and, like, I liked the buzz. Remember the old NyQuil? I was like, oh, no wonder why people love this stuff.

2:03:38 Dude, it felt magical. I think it was over the counter. I was like, ah. NyQuil? if you experience I don't know I mean that's how you get the island boys parents be more careful what kind of food you're cooking your kids nobody was i don't think anyone You hire this dude who's like, you know, and it looks like in 1991 around the time is maybe when it changed.

2:06:25 and how popular it was and all the ads about it and i think it's changed multiple times Wow. in 1993 300 easy clicks to paradise do you know what p Peter Rattia told me about Tylenol? You go to the hospital. Fuck that. drinking wine she didn't give a fuck and it was it was just like that combination for her in that Well, you are. So you were taking them every night to go to sleep?

2:10:23 It's, like, awful. I just started feeling bad. this headache's gonna go away because this is some kind of withdrawal for sure and i'm like if i you don't get like a sledgehammer effect when you stop it you know you just feel irritable you feel they kind of feel like whatever this shit is reality life minus the drugs is sort of It's a wrecking ball to families.

2:14:14 direct families it goes out and ripples it so any when you see 70,000 people died of opioid It really is. probably to produce it probably doesn't kill you as easy either like snorting or are they dying from injecting it? your respiratory system shuts down. What? They Putin'd her. Yeah, right? Like, they're so smart because they're like, I like that.

2:18:11 This is what we're going to do. They parked a bunch of cars there. Like when, you know, the thing is like, again, I don't mean to be cynical. machine is trying to do that and it's failing a lot it's trying but it but but it gets it's pharmaceutical company right like at some So I don't know. It's just one very, very powerful mob fighting. powerful mob fighting gotta be careful about malinformation duncan

2:21:45 Ted Cruz. Who is that? Hey, it's Easter! Because that's a great way to do it. I was sounding like a rabbit. Who was in the suit? Dude, it could have been It gets in there. It takes off the top and it's a fucking gray alien. Don't say that. like sucking a guy's dick. It's that someone, like, told him, hey, 798, go interrupt the president. And that's good for everybody. Yeah.

2:25:02 I would love that. I mean, again, why do you even you know like sometimes i watch game of thrones or the new one which is badass house of dragons and you're like everybody Until they figured out how to ride animals. No, but it's instilled in the DNA. Like, do you fit the right criteria? got enough people to cover up their dirty secrets that they can get into a

2:27:54 entrenched in that game and we're seeing like with biden and with trump it's people that have been of the population fuck that isn't Isn't that wild? Horrible. It's just so fucked up, man. If you're in charge of the biggest military and you have the biggest might, Also, maybe you just – like, probably by being in the government you get security clearance once you get the security clearance

2:30:14 There's a lot of defense spending. There's a lot of business attached to that too. they fucking nailed that. People shit on the post office. we learned a lot yeah we learned a lot from vietnam was it perfect? No. But yeah, when you look at the bigger picture, Russia, they connected Trump. Okay. This is a horrible act of war. Clearly there's one party that has escalated this to

2:33:12 Zelensky, he wants like Putin to resign. It's like the like, you know, I don't be saying that. They survived this or that. You don't have their minds. But it's not working. Russia where Putin can like successfully withdraw the troops? people who thought it was a good idea to just fucking invade another country and kill a bunch He's fucking awful. even saying like god i wish they could talk who am i to fucking say i live in a uh in fucking austin

2:38:21 had to watch people were at a playground and fucking russia shot missiles into You know, something that's vibrating. And if they have the capability of literally destroying thousands of people, How many people do you think have been ever killed by I'm trying to find the answer. they haven't bothered to add it. So, like, whenever there's a drone strike,

2:41:19 Figures based on reported numbers of U.S. airstrikes highlight the human cost of the 20-year war on terror. It's both of those things. that have comprised aspects of the war on terror. Potentially as high as 48,308 civilians killed. it it's terrifying for everything about everything about life and it's like like it's what's really That's the thing.

2:43:44 let's I fucked up. Yeah. I don't think he don't think some balances in place putin i think could just be like let's i fucked up yeah i don't think he's ever gonna say that i don't think you can say that when you history and that's what he is now and And we just forget that that's how humans are kind of hardwired. everybody's got this thing in their head that they think is going to be the solution to all the problems.

2:45:02 it's fucking strange. life anytime instead of the old days when i'd blither and blather and earbeat people with some For me. Stop getting so fucking frustrated. You're right. Whatever your particular monster may be, figure out a way put that monster in a box. Yeah, I think whatever your particular monster That monster is this desire No. You'll be like, oh my God, Jesus fucking Christ.

2:48:37 Things can take over your life. Manage it. And they hurt people a lot. what i'm like and it's like no it doesn't have that i don't need pretending that's just me man that's what i'm like that's me and play around the idea maybe And that could be available to everybody, but it's being withheld from you by people who haven't experienced it. you can live in a different frequency you. You can establish a different frequency amongst the people you love.

2:52:37 just someone sitting next to you and asking you questions and having a counseling session. I'm when you're actually dying, Like that's the next door. You've done that, except it's not your finger. It's like when you see a significant asshole, that's really what you're looking at. going to run out of air eventually. oh no, I'm much more than this little thing that is

2:55:33 doesn't involve opioids, doesn't involve the nitrous hit of power or winning at gambling. it transcends countries it It transcends language. Yeah, man. That's exciting to me. Yeah. That they've become accustomed to that. It's all of it. than i than i used to be. Yeah, it's great. Being nice. Yeah. That's the dumbest one because it's legal in so many places now, but it's still federally illegal.

2:59:53 They're all growers. an applause meme under his tweet then it was effective propaganda god damn it man i just i Yes. sign right we just want progress quicker we want progress and we want it quicker. But that's progress. It's a ruse. Every time someone brings up the, you know, whether it's the election theft or this or that, like everybody, come on.

3:03:00 you like i i'm for i don't have anything against like this is probably not real because it helps me as someone who gets sucked into everything like i go on reddit conspiracy Deep underground military bunkers? Those freaked me out. There's been a few of those weird cases. Human trafficking is real and it's happening right now. People, there's more slaves today than there were when slavery was legal.

3:05:52 It's only true here. wheelhouse to do that to another person right right there's people that are that predatory to deal with that you're really just having to deal with the fact that when you wake up in a bad mood, If you can't help, don't hurt. Like you could stop that. anger shit and like as do i yeah yeah it's a it's a thing you know that i constantly struggle with

3:09:01 No. each other they shot each other's daughters dude they just like randomly shot into the car and That's it. Like you know whenever I've been caught up in that it's fucking scary That's what it is, man. It's a thing that's like it's wired into our DNA to like if you're on alert That's what it is. we're like all fucking contorted and cut each other off yeah just fucking piss cutting trees

3:11:54 Something's looming for sure. It's uh that's fucking that's a crazy thing you ever see a wild elephant like charging somebody? i'm the most unproductive. Absolutely. It's like, man, it's exhausting. the most interesting in terms of the way ideas get assaulted and reworked and thought up and debated. Fuck you about it. you can even still hurt people

3:16:01 all y'all are I'm sure a million times I always love doing these. Happy Halloween.