Joe Rogan Experience #1913 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience No. Feruzik? Sweden. Drones are used to survey the besieged zoo. It's just like... I told you about that time I got super duper high they're the only ones that seem to have a good day they're the majority of the animals like the zoo they don't give a shit like giraffes i bet They have a built-in survival instinct to chase things and kill things.

3:28 around dude I went to I was coming home from a gig once actually I don't think It was horrible. And it was the summer when I went there too. You don't have to go see them in jail for no reason. Yeah. All roads lead to Ohio. It is the number one zoo, though. That lady doesn't want to be out there. maybe, like, with a drone, or they take a cat, get like the cameras where the lions are. They would be able to find it out and send that where the lions are, and you could get the cameras where the lions are.

6:23 There's no reason to keep these things captive like that. Yeah, that's what it should be, I haven't found anything. Bro. your car, and you see three chimps running Right. they got sticks in there and they're going in there. you ever see the photo of the orangutan that spearfishes no it's crazy he's hanging onto a And when they get those neural links in them,

9:07 How do we do we give them a country? Right. You want to marry him? Like, that was the speculation was that that lady was banging that chimp. it goes wrong they don't know what the rules are they have no idea like laws what are you talking I think those are glass eyes. so they brought him to a place Wasn't that in California, right? Really? I was like, how many chimps are there?

12:41 There's probably not even an answer to this question. Hundreds of countries. Every state. About 300. When they give them that rage shit and they break out. not gonna use chimps would you use horrible people yes matters murderers the shit they do with rabbits and stuff. Man, that's a fucked up option. in itself is inhumane. it's the most fucked up thing ever.

15:59 out of jail that are clearly innocent. And prosecutors, man, there's a lot of good ones they fucked up. It's not all, again, it's not all prosecutors, but it's enough that the death and plenty of other places, too. However, there was a story that I was reading. If you want to define woke. It's just sort of a thing that I know. And like that person that went to jail

19:10 they had ever seen. like get her out. Like you guys are out of your fucking mind. Like, listen, it's good to be kind to people. that Bill Burr sent me. who says he's all for... Bam. the in-betweens or something. Pray this guy's things. As long as I'm allowed to bet. It's like what we were talking earlier about what's going on on Twitter right now. But some people are just not good at it. They're not good at it.

23:13 Is it also rare for a woman to have a dick? and supposedly has sex with women okay what are we doing like imagine if you're a penis and supposedly has sex with women. Okay. Women have more testosterone than they have estrogen. So you are the most healthy Unhealthy person I've ever met When I first went to the tea place I can smell it, I think. like a guy who plays golf once a month? Well, as soon as I start getting energy,

26:03 Yeah, Bridget Phetasy told me about that. It's like how they used to call kids with Down syndrome. What? Yeah. I tried to watch Superbad the other day. I paused. Like 2007 or something like that? over the top I just watched that because you know people will probably i mean they're already you know doing things like getting How about Pepe Le Pew? No, what did he do?

29:28 How is that offensive? Yes, it's Mexican. fucking great invention really like hey i'm tired of getting cooked i'm gonna fucking have a shade Whenever a Mexican fighter fights, they kind They go nuts. in Los Angeles, the restaurant? And the managers came up to him and yelled at him saying What's up? I mean on that. Where the heck did it go? in part on social media. We do believe El Compadre

33:24 they did is kiss each other. I fucking love that place. The food was great. Remember Swingers? Yeah. You'd get a real meal at like 1 o'clock in the morning, like steak and salad, and it was great food. I knew a girl that had that job. When you come from somewhere else you just get to LA and you see shit like that, this is like the real Hollywood. We're like,

36:09 This is what people think of when they think of Hollywood debauchery. Yeah. Dave's like, you want to go to this party with me? And we get on an elevator with Demi Moore. And Naomi Campbell is posing and there's like like 30 feet tall and it's naked This is so bizarre. of people when they're around other famous people they're super normal By all accounts, you know, you know, he's got that thing where he can't recognize faces.

39:19 You have to recognize people by the way they move and the noises they make. I guess, like, someone says, pick the This is red, dude. I really don't Some people just get like this, I just want mashed potatoes and gravy. Yeah, everything's spicy to that lady. Wow. They watched her like, please at his food on his plate. Wow. You have onions anywhere near him, you get fucking, I hate onions and i got to it like one day like what is this onion thing it's like my

41:53 Pasta does not agree. which is a problem. That's what I wanted to feel. that were in the depression which my parents grew up with my grandparents who they grew up during So they went from starving and, you know, and they just do the same thing their parents taught them She was always making this pot, big plates of lasagna. homemade. The whole thing was homemade.

45:05 That was like a thing people did. don't have that over there grated cheese all over it and shit they don't have that over there it's When did they start coming over here? I don't want to go back to that time. Do you know what most books were when they first invented books? most of the people back then were not they really believed in that were perfect.

48:33 Really? Cause when's the last time you read cursive? One thing about cursive is that AI I use it all the time and you're not, you know, it flags certain things. The one I use, I pay like 30 bucks a month for. Really? Yeah. That's more It's awesome. Isn't it interesting that it's all computer-generated images anyway, right? Oh, and voice acting. That's true. But that's also

51:04 that they're allowed to be behind the wheel. So you can see other people's work And that's done in Alex Gray style. One eye is kind of droopy. Look at that. That is amazing. Fucking beautiful. Even how like one eye is different than the other eye. One eye is kind of droopy. That is fucking beautiful. the textures all on their own. I just look at it and say

53:08 Like, fuck AI art. person makes like a person does it with their hand they're gonna like that more Everyone uses it. Is this fake? Oh my God, this is incredible. So this guy is this bald dude who's a white guy on the bottom. He might have edited himself back in to make this video. Right. But he was recording his voice probably in real time or is it edited together? That's him right there doing it exactly. He might have edited himself back in to make this video.

55:22 Like if it gets better and better than that, And then you put like a fake skin on them. And then real time, that could be a robot Joe Rogan, their maid is going to be a robot and greeting everybody at the front door. like the brakes didn't work that good. Crotch-rotch. Crust-rotch. Bro, they fucking slayed. Like it must be insane Yeah, he's in a band that does that.

57:44 Youth of Today. What is his uh he changed he has Shelter? Give me some volume. No. And really good at jujitsu. Maybe that's your pathway to health. Every six years it happens. But it's just going to happen over and over and over again. Loose cap? and build it up you know, Why am I paying for this? I don't right now. Maybe just walk. Yeah. My neighborhood has bobcats in it, though, so I don't like walking my dog right now.

1:02:27 It probably didn't have rabies, though. Just like that rage thing from Planet of the Apes, Ooh, rabid raccoon found in Chartwood community of Saverna Park. Imagine if a raccoon, because it's kind of like a bear. Maybe. What's it called? What family of animal are they? Did you ever see them have sex? Oh. And it'll tell you, no, they're related to this.

1:04:45 but they are not small bears. Distant cousin. It's cool to be around them and see them except right there's some things you're supposed to hate. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, otherwise you're just watching it in like 4d or any of that crazy stuff there's like a mx 4d thing and there is a 48 frames per It was called Apex Predator. techniques that you can use and like they'll let you know that you're just this is like a panic

1:08:17 And Cruise's record was for Mission Impossible Rogue Nation was six minutes. She said, I couldn't believe it. actually underwater. And the more time you could hold lot of times where they're filming stuff actually underwater. I had to look afterwards and be like, holy shit, Kate Winslet. This isn't a spoiler. See the movie? But how much better is the CGI now?

1:09:57 But the rest of them, it's tough. And then it's scary, too, because if something pops out, the whole seat is going to go boom like that. And so during flying things and stuff like that. They did it because of his political beliefs? Yeah, and it's not like, I mean, he played a younger version or a different version of him. Also with this Tim Allen thing, excuse me, with this Morgan Freeman thing rather,

1:11:43 He's signed off all his likes and stuff. Oh, Moonlighting and Die Hard. Whoa. It's Russian. Yeah, this is Russian deep fake for him, yeah. How crazy is he? That makes me so sad. Wow. Trump Towers. Hello, everyone. These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. for what you're getting. buy one and you will join

1:14:53 a no Kanye. Max was $100 you could buy. I'm the best. Can you look at the fine print? He's eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on his plane. Better than Lincoln. Half of me wants to see that happen again. When and where is this Mar-a-Lago cocktail hour? Optional. They pay for everything. Yeah. Miscellaneous. exclusive responsibility of those that attend the

1:18:03 When is the Zoom call? And I looked up and it's fucking Donald Trump. And Daniel's like, holy shit, it's 45. insane it is to have an actual former president be on tv selling like digital cartoons of himself Superman. It'll look good over the kitchen table. Just looking swole as fuck. Be in a hyperbaric chamber 24 hours a day for a month. And then his suit, that's a different color suit.

1:20:56 I'm like is that dark dark blue or is it black because I know I have dark dark blue shirts Right. Like an old, frail old lady. Yeah. well it's it's these eight women get into a house, and then these eight college hunks show up It's just all the women. This show is so gross. It seems like they're all hanging out together. but I don't know what the other twist would be if it's not.

1:23:29 There's no fucking way. Yeah, you could. They're all hot. is hard as a crowbar and it's time to go with this old lady let's go but if you had that the opposite Here's karma-free porn. she's a freak and then next you know he's giving her a massage and bounce And then as soon as he leaves, she just can't wait. There was a time where porn got really, like, gaggy.

1:26:36 He got arrested for obscenity. But it was like they all agreed to it. I can't really give you a massage. This says he got arrested again in 2005. Found guilty on all charges and sentenced to 46 months in prison. I think people just decided it's not fun. They're just not out everywhere. there was some real girl stuffing squids up there, God, I wish I was an octopus.

1:29:20 You can't just have it available for everyone, like, right out of the gate. effects. It's totally illegal to murder somebody. But you could murder Is it? We just saw this They can make almost anything look real. Like, if someone has that urge and doesn't do anything about it ever because their morals and their ethics prevent them from doing it. And could that possibly be inside a person who never acts on it?

1:31:31 I told you about this, but this is like a mannequin that someone, I don't know who owns That's what this says. Salma Hayek. Is that real? That's the same guy. So that's what this says. The first thing it says is this is an actual object. This is for sale on Christie's in the auction? means I think you execute in 1994 I think that means when the artists are

1:33:55 It's like a fuck hole. Other art is not as bad Keep the dick hard. Well, if they get to a point where they can genetically engineer life forms that really didn't exist before, usually it could be like, There's some fucked up people out there the thing is like what is that i don't that kind of fucked up there's always Because for most people, they don't experience that.

1:36:07 maybe they exist in other countries maybe there's only a couple of them maybe there's It's not like a thing that's like at the forefront of everybody's conversation Did you see this video she's the great this is a great granddaughter of I don't like that kind of stuff. It's very different from the Gigolo show that was very popular, right? those poor girls are sex trafficked.

1:38:23 Chippendales guys run a train on some lady and and that's what she wants, and she's fucking all happy. Sounds like they made a solid deal. her. I've got to have her. Yeah. I mean she's only 17 I was I want to say like 70 Keep it going. Just a couple weeks ago. Now imagine how many girls I think Spotify plays Kiss. I'm looking at a list of songs when it shows up. wow no it's crazy what year was that i bet it was about 76 if i had to guess i say 77 something like that what are you saying do i know 77 what band do

1:42:16 Yeah. Oh, boy. Let's get it on. Is that a surprise? Let me explain. Okay, but how do you know that that... let's just, the man. Let's get it on. Yeah, it sing about fucking He died in Hollywood right his father killed him yeah, he had a jealous father They didn't sing that version, though, in Pulp Fiction. That song's fucking amazing. And she goes, do you know how much of a horrible person he must have been

1:45:05 abuse you. I grew up without my dad. So for me, I was like, no, his dad was probably an asshole. And we're watching you beat your Maybe he'll get over it. But maybe you fucked him up. That can happen too. He might be depressed from now on after that. Don't know what the thing was like someone sent it to me and they were like cheering that this old guy knocked his son out

1:47:26 If that was your son, if that was actually his son, that would be the saddest shit of i want love whenever possible but sometimes people talk shit and they need to get cracked You can tell. It says daddy on his chest. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. That was awesome. It made me sad. I thought it was a real father-son. If it was like 42-year-old guy beats up young guy, I'm not interested.

1:50:08 Watch this. Right? But watch this. The guy starts punching himself in the gloves with this guy. Look at the guy with the sweater on. But watch this. The guy Holy shit. Yeah. Let me hear him talk again. Yeah. He's jacked. And you see that guy doing that, that's a fucking terrible place to be. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. it was pretty cool. When he was...

1:52:46 Yeah. If you ask any jujitsu black belt who's the best, they all said Hickson. Who was the guy that Yeah, I know. But there's a video of him. So this is like 63, and he made the boxer wear a judo gi, He just did that? He's got some serious punches. I think he choked him unconscious with his own gi. He was just fighting a guy who... Hard to say. the gi.

1:56:07 He explained it on the podcast. And I think in that movie That's why I believe it's Game of Death, the one when they're fighting. See those gloves? to incorporate all the arts into what he called Jeet Kune Do. That's true. When I would go to boxing gyms, they're like, you can learn that here. boxing is way better for your hands like those guys are way better at it and then you get kicked

1:59:34 especially before the UFC, him grappling look at that it's got a head and arm choke sort of I like the He's got his thumb the wrong way. Crazy. finally there's an asian hero right who is like the baddest motherfucker on earth was an asian Anything come out of that? What does Tucker Carlson say? Just let me hear a little bit of it. But if every member of your family also gets struck by lightning,

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2:07:12 THE CRIMEA. THE CRIMEA. Wow. thousands of documents. That's going to cause chaos. investigated by the police and uh they said hey brian why do you have two million dollars in cash Someone said you definitely sold coke. You ever heard Putin talk about American presidents? He goes, this is what happens. Well, there was no one in jail for possession. The idea that people were in jail, federal prison,

2:10:37 But they're not in jail or in prison because they had possession. are in jail for marijuana in this But why are these people in our country in jail? And he did step up. Right. I'll read it. or a navy. And then they explain pretend. That's why they're gonna run He also made a shitload of money oh yeah that was at 5 000 of them each one 100 bucks or five million four or

2:14:07 his son leaves a laptop in a Maryland repair shop that's filled with crazy emails that implicate They would be rioting. Let him talk. That's why I'm voting Kanye. That is so Kanye. That's such a Kanye move. I'd be the best On those giant stages He said about Chappelle No. You don't mean that. like he's fucking Rorschach the Watchmen I was on Ellen as Mr. Manhattan.

2:18:03 and then he would run through the hallways but see, he's, wear t-shirts and he's also supposed to be super jacked needs to do some squats he needs to go to iron paradise with the rock like if you had like okay I don't, I'm not deep in the wrestling. Of course. But this is a different kind of jacked. Totally natural, by the way. That's a lot they're super dehydrated. They can't

2:21:51 goes looks good yeah people get mad he's cheating he did this and he did look but he really looks Mm-hmm. He made an Instagram post about he brings his food with him on airplanes. Yeah, no. Look at him in that one. He gained, like, I think he said, what did he say, like 100 pounds at one point in time? So he wants to weigh at about 550. of work many many and you know you're not gonna see progress immediately

2:24:14 and a piece of tilapia. He posted he's getting ripped. you think about that I think it's great magic finally a magic diet pill hell Fuck it. healthy the quickest because that's not healthy. Right. It's actually not healthy. They'll starve yourself and work out like a demon But I started thinking about it one day when I was high, Because when Bert and Tom did that weight loss challenge,

2:26:39 He's a funny motherfucker. I was kidding. It's hard, man. Once you you're big it's hard i've never That's when it gets rough, you know know and then you get into this habit i like getting up in the morning and eating pastries do you no no i do though i do while i'm eating them home from a gig and we were in the car They're always delicious. But when they're right out of the oven,

2:28:47 I remember seeing this. You should wait for them. It's like, I'm not ready to buy yet. It's a potent drug, man. You don't have one like you normally would everywhere else. Like right out of the airport, You eat three or four My body doesn't know What percentage of that is actually meat? remember? There's Did TikTokers expose how McDonald's McRib is cooked?

2:31:10 Butthole. Google the term. okay they put frisbees beef is that a more recent thing? It's amazing. is good. Yeah, In-N-Out, though, man. It's the best burger. Plus you can get jalapenos on it Good fries. Fudruckers. is it? oh no they should have just sold ostrich burgers those Phillip makes yeah Look at that thing with the pickles and the melted cheese.

2:34:52 So I went to Thanksgiving at his house, you know, and him and his wife cooked. Oh, I thought you said David. That's incredible. It was so good. Okay. Tim Dillon, out where he's at, those kind of places, those are nice, man. We also have a lot of armadillos. you hear about that chick that shot a husky because she said it was a wolf or something? A wolf bums me out if someone shoots it, but they have to keep their populations in check.

2:38:19 You don't want a lot of them around where there's not a lot of food, especially not if you like your kids and you like your dog. The way they killed the wolves in the West was they would shoot a horse, They could poison a few here and there but then they would figure it out Isn't that wild? There was no selfies back then, but, you know, photos, whatever.

2:40:05 He put a fucking saddle on an elk. No, it's just an old picture. No, no, no, that's a cow moose. Does it? Is it matching what's on him and the moose and stuff? Most of that blending is like that's what tricks everyone. Yeah. You're really. It's un-callable. That's what makes a good Photoshop. That looks real. That looks fake. That one looks real. Right.

2:41:57 Yeah, it looks fake. I mean, they had reindeers pulling sleds. He's got like a cast on one arm, too, and he's just squeezing it with his legs. The guy's got a cast on his arm. That looks real as fuck, dude. Is that what it is? His feet are being held in? He would die if that happened, though. He's probably the best jiu-jitsu guard of all time. You ever seen that video of a guy, the bull comes at him, and he grabs the bull in a headlock and throws the bull over the top of him?

2:44:15 And he's like, dude, guillotines for days. This guy headlocked it and he rolled it over the top. Oh, yeah, man. That guy's got to be a wrestler. guy does this. He comes at the guy. The guy grabs a hold of it. We probably didn't see the end. Remember when we were kids? It's like the new live leak. It's called like USA Crime or something weird. A lot of shit stuff.

2:47:03 an amazing achievement. It's brilliant the way they thought of it. They're like people. But what they've done is an amazing achievement. We pay. It's a pay-per-view event. Yeah. He seems so happy now, so it's really cool to see a happy Bobby. I don't know how you could not love that guy. doesn't have a special, for sure. No one's even But if he doesn't, go see him live.

2:49:19 I'm sure. So it's got to duck them. Dude, he's so funny. What's his style of comedy like? Right. I think he's coming How do you pronounce his last name? The Steelers fucking suck dick. by the way anyway kenny's too scared to play so who y'all that's a character yeah he does The ONA days, man. Yeah, just in case someone didn't watch that. You know, like, did they get bought out?

2:52:28 Yeah. You couldn't use it on a Mac. But there was a show where all the comics would go and just fuck around. I mean, those guys were fucking great. And people say that they ripped off Howard. Absolutely. It was so fun. Yeah. we had back then was so encouraging for I want to see it so bad. Fix the toilet, that's it. Yeah. so the audiences, It was a totally

2:56:18 because we live in Texas that about Texas. they're the best down here. Used to go on that Dale show. I mean, I don't know what anybody could have done back then in terms of, like, do a podcast simultaneously. this thing up just like tom green did and just have chaos and you know have you know anthony Because everybody thought it was just a giant waste of time.

2:58:18 And his new studio is like a legit production company studio. Dr. Drew. And the thing about your mom's house, too, is they have those guys that are working there that are in the booth. You think virtual? I feel kind of bad that they're going bankrupt and spending billions of dollars a year and shit like that And like, I hate looking at people doing the VR thing.

3:00:05 Workouts? And you're like punching in the air, like just punching in the air with not hitting anything is actually kind of more exhausting sometimes, So it builds your power. But for You know, you got this big plastic thing on your face. Oakleys? but he fucked his shoulder up, There he is. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, but I don't think he did movies. He's still around.

3:02:26 One Tough Bastard, No, no. Yeah. Right, that's right. Remember those days of going into Blockbuster and just looking around? i just press a button holy shit this is crazy i don't even have to leave the house back then you have to go out in the snow i think that's what most people did they don't want to bring back you know debbie does dallas and you just thought people fucking this is great like nobody thought about the like how did this start

3:05:36 all kinds of shit. Brass knuckles. It was like Porn Emporium or something like that. It was just the one that started where we were from. Like you couldn't have a hard dick in a magazine. we always had a friend with a single dad who would have either the stack of magazines or, like, he had the black box. Well, before there was that option to get porn, you had to jerk off through your memory.

3:07:37 That's right. I was so high the other day, I couldn't remember how you bought a plane ticket without the Internet. You'd just be able to show them the ticket. Three hours from now, there's a flight to here. I think you would call them. they wrote their books The TSA didn't really have any technology. Yeah. What do you expect me to do? a different world back then, man.

3:09:57 a couple days ago of this guy Yeah, that used to be normal. i mean here's like this cherished intellectual who just loved tobacco and he could not be without I was in an airplane and a man was getting a seat for me and I said, What the hell? Like they would happen like once a month. and the wind would be going of turbulence are, Still, I was flying back from Detroit, and we were in the middle of a thunderstorm.

3:12:43 It was sketchy. Like, what am I going to do? here in the middle of an electrical storm. that everyone's doing nowadays. Those are even scarier during storms. Oh yeah, man. For sure. Yeah. But they're all And it's, I think, I don't know, but I'm guessing that's because there's more moisture storm out here. Our whole house rumbles, and it's deeper, and it's very-

3:14:20 And the jet stream doesn't really go down through Southern California a ton, and here is like- my god. Yeah. What did it destroy? the tornado in the distance. But it's crazy because, like, you only see it when the sky flashes with lightning. and you're sitting there. Oh my god. for sure saw that. They lived in those areas. according to this article I just quickly pulled up.

3:16:53 Living things. The sky monster. He was fucking great in that movie and what's his name was in that movie to? Fuck yeah, that was good. talking about dragons. They bring up the point of, like, they show up everywhere all over the world in all sorts of mythology, and they all look the same. How do you like this idea? you think about the fact that large birds

3:19:08 of these small Someone told me about this guy There's one, what? And every now and then, I'll pull something out of my ass. We've talked about this like 10 times. like 1,500 people or something like that. And so this is, as it gets further off, there's like more and more distance. Yeah. and then some guys just they drop off and you forget about them and you're like oh yeah henry

3:21:33 You know, I was thinking the other day of there was a prop guy that was really popular at one point in time. They would close with a rap they had a rap and if you had to follow that rap you were fucked He was really dirty songs. Like, your parents knew about this guy. Legend. He goes, let them learn. Like, these are 15-year-olds in the audience. Right.

3:24:28 They've never seen anything like it. Because most people, they watch stand-up, it's on television. I saw him live in Vegas last weekend. I don't want to fuck the bit up, but it's really funny, man. And Rob Schneider opened up for him, too. It was really funny. Did you say hi to him? know each other it's just a fun vibe yep i did uh zookeeper with him oh that's right yeah so i

3:27:07 I'm rich, bitch! It's fucking really funny. Of course it is. Oh sandler's production company you know it's fucking really Yeah. Right. Right. It's way better. Yeah, the red color is nice. Sometimes I'll just leave my phone at home if I'm going out and going to a restaurant or something. Recording your sets is so fucking important, man. Just got to put it in airplane mode.

3:30:24 Hmm. Does it send pictures? You can. to a nice place or something but they're not functional there's so much you could do on this I'll tell you one thing it does, though. There needs to be a VR mode because it's so fucking annoying. Oh yeah. I think it's such a good blood oxygen meter that it's, like, an official medical device, Oh, it does EKGs? I thought they had, like, strap shit to your chest.

3:32:43 And you're at a store, forget your wallet, It makes me feel like and stuff like that. What is ECG? many times I wake up, how deep my sleep couple little things here and there. This is definitely Mm-hmm. Strong as fuck, though. Yeah. That's officially strong as fuck. Strong as a diamond or something like that, right? Strong as... Nah, not that strong. No? No, I don't believe so. Strong as fuck, though.

3:34:12 Good times. You guys are on fire. we were the show was gonna fucking be shit and not be as good because of dude we get we've had and it really can shape careers It's like one of the best launching It's humbling for people that think they can do stand-up, and they do it every week. Meow. All right right my brother