Joe Rogan Experience #1915 — Brian Simpson Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Yeah, dude, incredible. Because that— You can't. Yeah, that's insane. And if you like kick that guy in his arm and break his arms, that's fucked up Boy, that's terrifying. dexterity with her feet like people have with their hands which makes you think like i wonder It does, yeah. So there's all these, like, hidden abilities that our our bodies have we just don't ever use them in that way

3:59 that you've got to train it to the point where it's automatic, Yeah, you don't think about it at all. Brian Simpson. Check it out. It's a very good YouTube, all platforms. B.S. with so frustrated because the veterans Probably like two, two and a half years. I was working the door at this club. He was like a model or something. And he also had, he recorded the whole thing.

7:10 here from the guy for like six months you know and one day i come in i come into work and somebody's You figured it out. And I wasn't really a pro. Those girls, those non-binary folks. store and you you know and you every night you see people that are light years beyond you and you need that you need to see that Did it? Dude, I've talked about this before, and I'm sorry if you've heard the story, but Martin Lawrence

10:00 I had a couple of good bits, but then I'd fuck something up and just, you know. the big picture like just human humanity and some comedy is about the times right and the Fucking Joey Diaz. going on after him. but everyone hated Also, they wanted to talk. Yeah. That's great. You got to cut all the fat out. Get to the funny. where it's like yab, yab, yab, yab.

12:32 It's like watching a kid grow up. Yeah. that are so funny there's another one But, dude, he was a monster. He's a pro. there's a thing that i think we should all implement you know how we do this sober october You know why? See, procrastination is interesting because I heard somebody recently say that it's not – procrastination is your inability to deal with the negative feelings around the task because your procrastination isn't you just not doing the important thing.

15:29 yeah fuck like i need to leave my house because uh do we we have a we because you know i'm roommates Because you just sit in the bedroom then. It was fun though. I had a, somebody dropped me off at my house the other day. But it only takes one crazy. I get the whole Uber thing, but I like driving myself. Yeah? Yeah. They make purist cars. It didn't have like a crazy wing like a GT3 RS.

18:36 It has more, oh, the new 911T has more electronic equipment than the old one, Go back to that image again. Yeah. It was like a monthly subscription. Give me the fucking features. Oh, okay. But it's still stealing $80 a year. And then they sell those sneakers. like bots that'll buy them that I would like Oh, you're starting to come to the dark side.

21:55 to pay them for that made-for-Apple shit. Because the EU just ruled against them. Right. The EU said But Apple had that proprietary input that, you know, so many more people have iPhones that I know. I think even in America there's more Android phones than iPhones. But you can get a really good, cheap Android phone for like a couple hundred bucks. day was one of the most disturbing and dark and just depressing podcasts I've

23:55 Women who are working with a child on their back, We can't even give these motherfuckers the cheap Android phones. I'm working on this new bit now about how, you know, Well, think about all the people that are active on their phone doing what headline is about? Okay. What it's about is, so this is in England. So she wants. So if your baby's about to be born with Down syndrome in the UK, you can have an abortion.

27:06 dark justifications like look at what they were doing in china the one child policy in china Yeah, they drown their girls. No. And also, if there's not enough females to match with the heterosexual males, is guys that are unattractive and don't have any money. he's like it's a very small percentage of guys that that have all the money and all the women

29:24 and in a lot of But you've never seen a girl that could Some people go through some horrible shit in their life, Like a hot guy with schizophrenia. That's funny. the whole globe went through the same shit. But in the beginning, no one knew what the fuck to do. You heard about that? And it fucks some people up. everyone's skin because the sun was about to go turn into a white dwarf or whatever

33:12 What if we got, because you know enough smart people, like if we got together and tried to like re-engineer the human body. wild shit. That's some crazy shit. Yeah, you're gonna. Yes, you are. Yeah. As soon as they pump out a super baby, you know what I mean? Can you imagine getting John Jones' mother's genes and mixing them with Francis Ngannou? in intellect one of the things that uh they did in china was they said that they were doing this

35:10 We tried to figure out how they knew that their IQ was higher. No, you don't have energy drink. All right. You might have done some kind of human enhancement. I'm reading a study on it. people online when you engage online like your emotions your emotions are going to get beat up, even if they're strong. best to be neutral with people like him because he's one of those people that's so polarizing that like when when people don't

38:03 Like you almost want to say, I see your points. I understand what you're saying i agree with what you're saying like you almost like want to say i see your points i understand what you're saying right but human beings are extremely Yeah. But do you think he was bullshitting when he offered? know he writes code for artificial intelligence when i first came down here i didn't know who he

39:35 shreds on the guitar, genius, like certifiable genius. no he's great at it but see the problem is like if he went and became the ceo of twitter i feel I don't have that. Really smart people, Elon could do it 100%. But the live performing thing, that's the hard part. really good joke writers. Right. severely like we all lack self-awareness like complete objectivity but some people just have

42:33 In a lot of ways, it's the look or the draw. Or just somebody that love you enough to tell you the truth. I think they recognize that other people think I'm funny. And you have to come back as a headliner. Right, right, right. See, by the time he had children, he's there all the time i was there when they first saw him tell the machine story wow they

44:48 it's like, That's a, Like sometimes someone's wrestled for like my freshman year of high school and i hated it it's hard yeah it's it's constantly They have a phrase for it. This is what made me quit wrestling. And I walked in and this motherfucker's got, he's got some kind of tubes or some shit coming out of him. My brother's watching. And we rolled out of bounds.

47:38 And I was like, fuck that. you just realize right away, you're like, oh, no. And our assistant coach wanted us just in the weight room because he he was like, if you're stronger, you'll win. If you know technique, then strength is important. He's from Canada. ego-based system right the system is about success like what's the best way to achieve success it's

50:00 If you want to get really good, a guy like Mikey Musumechi, he drills all day. They're behind you. I made a bunch of people watch it. I'm like, watch this. Yeah, his sister's dangerous too. And it was him and this other dude that were grappling. Show that one more time. I mean, this is absolute beautiful precision movement. It's like you got a guy on a shoulder lock and you reach under the chin with an S grip and you submit him from the back.

52:28 But unlike comedy, anybody can get better. It's very, very impressive. points are jiu-jitsu is so technical people People think of it as being like this broodish thing If anybody knows, it's Gordon. arguably when you add in punches and elbows come up with doing that as like natural, right? Like when he submitted Justin Gaethje, he submitted him with a mounted triangle,

55:01 But it was brilliant. What he calls it. By the way, Right, but it's like you got to be able to beat her to qualify. I'm like, yeah, just get on one of the maps. No? to... It had to do with the football Sorry, Paige. If she said it in a chain of tweets, but that one was by itself an individual tweet. and they find out the porn star is married, they get mad.

57:26 Yeah. Nice. how to Of course. The lady you've been jacking off to for the past five years. If you don't believe it, Tom Segura has a list of videos It's like the cutting room floor scenes. Right. No, don't have fun. Yeah. The only exception, the only thing that can even come close to hanging with porn is cat videos. Porn drives tech. Did they? We can't do that.

1:01:14 Yeah. They figured out how to traffic than they would without it, but still more I'm going to say over a billion dollars. I'm surprised. If you were 16 and they're like, college, were you going to go $200,000 in debt? She barely is showing anything, and she makes almost the most money of anyone. Right. Right? A hundred percent. I think for a lot of people is like gambling.

1:04:32 it's always going to be there yeah for other people that but you know it's the gambling But most of that is because, like you said, if prostitution was legal, it would cut back on all the exploitation. That doesn't make any sense. Well, the thing is, listen, to me, I look at it just like, OK, it's illegal for me to give a politician money directly.

1:06:04 Well, you can pay her. She just can't report it. Right pussy but i can buy her something right for pussy well you can pay her He's not the only one. That's not untrue, right? like the Russians, they open businesses. They buy businesses. Yeah. And they use those businesses to laundered. Yeah, so that's why the smart ones, like the Russians, they open businesses.

1:07:18 And it's like, how'd you get a paper trail Always looking over your shoulder. It's hard for me to tell because I heard that from the same people that told me it was haunted. Is that what it was? Mitzi and her husband. Oh, so Bugsy Siegel took it from him. To take shit from you? They owned everybody. Look how they find these people in Lake Mead. scary. But that's a great way to remember

1:09:57 You know what? For sure. Just not as powerful? Talking to himself the way they caught him is they put microphones Oh, yeah. Shit. why do I need him to pretend that he is Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like five was fife When where there was no microphone. you have to talk like this the reason we spell certain words differently Posh. Oh, yeah. and the babies would see their fathers

1:14:26 But I'm going to go with that. Well, it is fuck? It doesn't have to be So that's what it is. Yeah. Well, in California, there's different accents. people that move from the East Coast, from the upper good accent. New Orleans. Oh, yeah. That's a good accent. Cajun cuisine, too. Yeah. Or those guys. Yeah. Yeah, I feel bad for them. but she seems like

1:17:54 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know. I don't know i don't know that movie that's a heavy That's okay. But you remember when Gary Coleman was a security guard? I'm going to do both, actually. After that, he was like, I don't want to do this anymore. and i'll never forget being in because because you gotta understand too in this in this show in the

1:20:04 I know, man. Yeah, I would try not to treat him that way. Yeah, I think what he's going to do. He looks like some cool guy who plays country playing a very, very hated character. No, to play one. I'm just interested. And I think I would do better at it. Yeah, I heard him say that. It's like they can't beat people option. Like they, it's like they, shaky people are dangerous.

1:23:25 They fall apart. Yeah, you're going to fold. Right. Yeah, for sure. A weak, because I get what he's saying. You choose to be nice. You choose to be nice. Their whole life is trying to destroy people. there's a politician whose something, that's always There's a lot of those guys. out with Gary Clark Jr and we're getting high like that's a great story it's not even a name

1:26:42 It's kind of the same thing. They probably didn't even know who the fuck I was. I have to take a shit. Let me through. my show at the arena my name my is everywhere. I walk up on you. Even if they just have a little bit of power to keep you from going through somewhere. sense the way they did it or whether people played it up Yeah. And you know what they would do?

1:29:58 Oh, probably, yeah. Eddie Bravo was over there competing Hoyler. Oh, Hoyler Gracie. Hoyler, who was What did he tap him with? Like, Eddie Bravo can put his legs behind his head. I was crying. That was his first match. Yeah. It's one of the greatest experiences of my life And he won the Abu Dhabis and the West Coast Trials. he has this insane leg dexterity.

1:33:25 And then Eddie finally grabs the head. And when he grabs the head with the squeeze, Hoyler's tapping. completely unique to him and his system and that's how he created 10th planet Oh, that's him talking about it. After that match. So then Eddie started 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu shortly afterwards. like back then Eddie and I would smoke a lot of weed and we would watch

1:36:20 and they experimented with our DNA and turned us into what we are now. But, you know, obviously Jupiter's fucking massive and Earth is small in comparison. i think pluto is smaller than the moon well which is weird oh by the way the Sumerians counted I think Pluto doesn't clear its orbit Whoa, you could fly on Pluto, just jump through the air. Just like Superman. That's the idea about

1:38:55 That's one of those people that want to go, like, volunteer to be the first ones to go to Mars. But shouldn't they send a chicken out there first? Steve Aoki's a musician, right? No, this is it. It looks dope as fuck. Yeah. On a long-range exploratory mission. They did a great job. Sam Raimi, so you know it's going to be really good. It goes back in time somehow.

1:42:09 Yeah, that's Christopher Nolan. I never even thought of that. Too late. Yeah, ignorance is this is not possible he probably loses his mind and lord of the rings he's like magic is not real We'll go to South America to study a rare frog, right? Gene editing is a real thing that's being practiced right now and in levels that we No? Right? but even on earth,

1:45:32 shit would be like like they um they found they found life around those volcanic vents those vents we wouldn't be able to tell that they were here. and they just continue to advance than that. I remember when we were in London expected me to be like, He thinks that there may have Great Pyramid of Egypt. And some of them are cut from a quarry that's hundreds of miles away.

1:48:29 but they know that the precision inside in some of the areas like where you look at the stones, because the other side of it is the speed of light Yeah, because. No one ever thought like missiles would come out of jets. Oh, yeah. I'm like, think about what that guy was able to create and the ideas that he came up with by himself. fields and shit. If I ever had Elon money, like fuck you money, I would start a foundation that went around the world trying to find those fucking kids.

1:51:52 Like Bill Gates, he had access to the computers at the university when he was a kid and learned how to code very early on. And he had it on like, he had Amazon written on like white paper. I don't know exactly how much it was, but it was that or over. him? Is they can't really have less than you. who the fuck else gets what it's like to be a trillionaire?

1:54:00 the richest man in the world and you wake up tomorrow and there's somebody else maybe it's But I don't know. Remember when they hacked his phone. You don't know. It's from your friend. Because I know that when you get to that point, it's not even about the money anymore. What? Oh. But what do you do when you can do anything? It's ridiculous. So when people talk shit about him being

1:56:49 Oh, so people attack you because you have them. Oh, wow. $245,000. Well, they're definitely still attacking Elon, right? Yeah. No, he just banned the guy. I think you have to take data from multiple different places. tail numbers and stuff, and then he's And then Elon offered him money to stop, or offered him a job to stop. And I need you to stop. Oh, wow.

1:59:47 But here's the problem. How does this prevent go public with it. It's definitely weird. Do you think you're allowed to film someone and put them, every time they're out in public, Say, I'm tracking his car. You're riding in someone else's car. You're flying around a private jet. Taylor Swift doesn't fly dude a lot of people don't realize too is like when you reach a certain level of celebrity

2:02:41 you power in the electricity hey listen the second they come up with some, like, some shit where they can, you know, safely, like, some hyperlink shit, where they can safely, like, zoom you at 500 miles an hour, I'm going to be a proponent of that. When you're talking about 500 mile an hour accidents. and a fast train comes through. That's a lot. Collisions.

2:03:56 This is insane. It's not even fully operational. Yeah. She's a small car. trying to get across the tracks in their cars. I mean, the car gets destroyed. Put her in the back She didn't die, though. She's in the back of that cruiser. She's like, let me out of here, bitch. Oh, who knows? How could he? That's insane. What if it was just like meth? But it's like, yeah, but we can't talk about that in court.

2:07:20 She might be still alive, but for how long? It says two cops charged for leaving woman in vehicle. Yeah, it's insane. That's so scary, dude. She got charged? I mean, this is when... I believe, What does menacing mean? Oh, she pulled a weapon on somebody. But imagine So imagine still having to go to prison with all your bones broken and everything. Oh, sorry.

2:10:30 I thought you said it was a weapon. Again, here's the Wikipedia so we can read that again. Oh. Who knows? You know, He's going there and he's done a bunch of videos of him there doing different stem cell therapies. searching her car. Oh my god. Yeah. Woof. Like murdered them and then parked them on the tracks. Why does that name sound familiar? Wow, Tom Cruise played this motherfucker?

2:13:46 Now, go see Tom Cruise in American Made. They took some dramatic license, some theatrical added things. In the Tom Cruise movie. You've got DEA, ATFF FBI all wanting their pound of flesh He says it's urgent. What troubles, Seal? Does he deny this? like these back or i don't know if they had parachutes they just throw these bags out at on his way to trial,

2:18:34 but find out if that's true because I'm pretty sure it is. Yes, sir. bringing in drugs and it was he wasn't making all the money himself he was a And when Barry was killed, he had Bush's phone number in his back pocket. And the thing about it is Why don't we get a little taste? That's what happened with Freeway Ricky Ross. said that we were not Like, how much do you trust a guy who only has a job for four years? I think they tell him the very tip-top urgent shit.

2:22:26 Oh, yeah. He couldn't even read when he went to jail. That guy was making millions and millions of dollars. No, there's a whole show about him. Right. There's a, I forget his name, but something slim. Was that what he was? yeah that's amazing so much No? How dare you? That's a crazy way That's her people. I'm trying to find Miami, Los Angeles. Probably per year.

2:26:49 Yeah. Most of the people are like, oh yeah, I'll do something There's a theory that kids that were on Ritalin don't have the same – cocaine doesn't have the same effect on them. It makes them like much like cocaine. Advanced That's the person who wrote those. So when you inject it into someone, who the fuck is injecting a Ritalin? But people that I know that have taken it describe it like that.

2:29:43 on in your head yeah What does that mean? I took it for a week. I didn't like how it made me feel. time i'm sitting there you know seven eight years old i'm like these motherfuckers are full of shit me crazy about kids that they want to have fun that's natural that's a hundred percent natural way to to live as a kid Yeah, I'm like, if I could give my-

2:32:18 Yeah, because I forget who the fuck it was. You know so you're the guy that was hyper aware would help the tribe survive or whatever You might have at the time might have felt like a curse you might have at in. Oh, interesting. in a new school you know when you're a new kid so that I would be cool or whatever but you know as an adult now looking back it was like, so I got into this habit of just dumbing myself down so that I would be cool or whatever.

2:35:07 But that terrible feeling of you not meeting your goals and achieving things and getting something going on in your life, those terrible feelings create a more resilient, more focused person. Yeah, it really is. for going too deep Yeah. But I'm telling you, To me, it's almost like the equivalent of a rap cipher. Yeah, we're definitely spoiled, because if you try to have

2:37:34 you're you're you're near some of the most abstract thinkers and and they're giving you It's like you were having those kind of conversations every fucking day. I was real lucky that during the pandemic, antibodies they're not even testing you like necessarily for covid it took a little while And then I didn't get sick, but I got really high. Like, I can't do any more of these shows.

2:39:50 By the time we came here, they had rapid tests. And you just when everything shuts down, the one advantage that you have is that now you could look at life and it's like pure state. Oh, isolation. I remember when it first started and I went to the laundromat because I had to. They've named it. They leave the house as little as possible. That's how you learn.

2:42:43 they can't nobody could see you know, Eventually. Let's just include old people. it's like three three percent i think it's three i'm not sure though it might be lower actually Eight billion people on Earth? We just did science. Jamie's still doing math. I don't know. Did you see that they released mask up. resulting in hospitalization or death tested positive she's going to a wedding she tested positive couldn't go she's like this is

2:47:50 I did this podcast and I filmed something at the end of the festival. No. Oh, the recent one. Yeah, I've heard of that, too. But that's how things go when Or I wanted it to be something crazy like Well, you don't want an illness. Idiots that don't smoke weed? Jim Brewer looks like he's constantly high. Yeah, it makes me feel way, way worse. What is this in relation to?

2:51:23 This is bullshit. Do you have all your pictures just lumped in together? I just like them because it feels like the future. I use Evernote, yeah. would but it was like it's like it's made for stand-up really yeah and it'll like from you The set was meh. I'm telling you, it's like, it's almost like the way that we were talking about Khabib, Rodney Dangerfield,

2:54:17 You could watch it all day long. And he would record there. And they always have, like, hats and trinkets and shit. You can get the whole recording. you know that's how earthquake got so strong you know the earthquake story no but i know he's a That's also in that Malcolm Gladwell book. When I first started, I was pretty bad. and I was on stage every fucking night

2:57:13 it's a lot of fun well see but back then i i think i overcorrected because back then If you want to get really good at everything, that's the problem. Businessman. Probably more than that. if you want to be a great comedian, the best you can be is a very good anything else. Because she's tired of being second. know a bunch of comics have jokes about like

2:59:39 no I have a gig It's not going to last. The solo climb guy? Like if you are the greatest of the great. I forget the kid's name, but they called him Robo Quarterback robo quarterback or like his dad tried to make him that uh yeah and it drove him nuts because BJ had like you already know how to fight. alive or dead yeah he was a mom he was a monster when people talk about like the greatest of all

3:02:27 period. I think that's beat Matt Hughes, though. But that wasn't in his prime when GSP beat him up. He beat Matt Hughes, though. fuck around with anything like that. So he death like he said that like to the death and I'm serious we're gonna we're Their first encounter, Matt Hughes took him down, and he caught him in a far side arm bar. like a black belt level submission.

3:04:39 Yes, everyone. Is he on your goat list? That's brilliant. And someone hits a thing like that, like, God. That would have to be the twister, followed by the omoplata, and maybe the calf slicer. And I know of one I love that move. Does it rip your tan apart? See, he's got a lockdown on the right leg. That's a nasty knee bar from the guard. Yeah, some of these I had never even heard of.

3:07:31 happens pretty rarely there's more and more buggy chokes in um jujitsu now than ever before the So what it is is the guy gets you inside. the choke. So it's hard to see because his legs There you go. That's the guy who's winning. Yeah. Somebody got submitted with that. I didn't know about it. And people can put them in compromising positions much easier.

3:10:28 he says in the beginning of the video but instead of cinching it down the way like he in like a triangle, but instead of cinching it down See the S grip? So the other one has no, the buggy choke has no arms. Yeah. He's probably trying to They're probably coaching. Yeah. That seems very weird. That's hilarious. man, does he have the arm on the left side?

3:12:21 hold of your neck particularly if they get you in a crucifix position, you can't defend right. If somebody lets you hold on to that for like five minutes. If they cut off the blood right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Injury or death is plausible if the arteries remain constricted for more than 20 seconds. Right, right, right. There's a lot, man. I mean, it's 100% it's technique,

3:14:24 And then once you get it in there, the guy's trying to peel your arms off and you just fucking squeeze. i'm thinking about it from a jujitsu perspective because i'm high he's like what there's plenty Like if you see a bear. Yeah, but it's way better for you to hydrate fully as long as you can than it is for you to be 10% hydrated for a long, drawn-out amount of time.

3:16:28 they may stop attacking you. But the question is, how the fuck do you know? When do you know? It happened in the Drive Steve Rinella Nuts because it happened in the Great Plains. I think they filmed it for the new Shark Week probably. Did the water immediately the box and he's there in the water and here's a shark boom and it comes right through the plexiglass

3:18:29 But is it going to stop the shark? It's just something to help. It blows right by him. Bro fuck the ocean And the people on the beach were watching this shark in this like Right after? Oh, my God. That's such a dumb question. And she's doing it all with one arm Her story Dude, fuck that No one wants to do that Look at the height of that thing. speak in front of 50,000 people.

3:22:56 That is way harder. You ever see that? Like, aren't the waves, I just, I would imagine so. Jet-skies also save them, so, you know, that's very helpful, too. It's like when, you know those dudes are, like, walking on the top of skyscrapers, like, Watch this. The term unlimited means that the surfer is towed But one of these days, a surfer's gonna get caught out when it's like a tidal wave.

3:25:14 Yeah. hard to get into, man, because in a long time. You never heard of that movie? It's amazing. That'd be like a nice podcast for you guys to do, Brian, if you guys have never seen it. Don't be rude. Of course. The dancing was what, I mean, like for Dirty Dancing. This fucking guns I bet it's gonna be great He left the USADA pool A little bit. Oh.

3:29:03 He can pull it off. It's a heavy movie. Bro. Like, boxing as He really looks like a modern day That was it. Yeah. you're not just smashing everybody right away. Like I'm buying that. Most guys are like Terrence Crawford. There's also like some people are just naturally thicker and they're built like Dwight Muhammad I think it was cruiserweight. No.

3:33:11 this was his first big test Evander beat a lot of motherfuckers, man. Just a masterful defensive fighter. Oh, fuck yeah, he could. is because he would just with Kevin James. Yeah, the second one was nuts. Cause, cause you were like, there's no way, wellper-view it was the craziest fight especially the second one yeah the second one was nuts because because you're like there's no way well i guess it was only

3:34:52 you know there were people that were like, fuck that guy. guard yeah it was like you know like all the motherfuckers they rooted for like he just beat You know what we're talking about, like watching films? He was a big Jack Dempsey fan. Willie Pepp. Benny Perrette died in the ring. I believe so. But it's a—I forget what they call that fight. Duck Koo Kim died.

3:38:02 I think they had decided that 12 rounds just fucking beat That's the gay guy. Yeah, he beat him to death. Right hand, right hand. Well, he's out right here. Yeah. You never saw that one? He was the guy that was a rival for Roy Jones Jr. quit and they couldn't believe puncher he knocked everybody out so he was assuming he was about to knock nigel ben out too

3:41:11 Imagine being that hurt in the first round and at one point in time they collided really bad. But he hit him with some And look at this combination. Boom, So he decided to stay down. went back into his corner and he slumped. And he really never recovered. got to think that roy and him almost fought right like they that was like a big super fight that

3:44:01 his hand behind his back and then knocked guy out with one. Roy put his hand behind his back and then knocked the guy out with one punch. That speculation is that he went up to heavyweight to fight John Ruiz. and Roy had some And then after that, he just kept getting knocked out, right? contender. But he was moving around. and super, super tough guy.

3:46:24 Some of them it only goes up slightly One hard right hand to the side of the head, and Roy's out. And this one was one after the movie. mean he's got to be not focused right and he's fighting a guy that he probably would have lost to anyway And eventually Ray Mercer catches him. And the referee is too small to pull Mercer off of him. He's scared because he's a little old guy.

3:48:50 Tommy Morrison takes haymakers. No, no way. I mean, this is horrendous, dude. again. This easily could have been What is it this ref is waiting to see? He be diving in like he diving for first base. That guy didn't want to just dive in there Jesus Christ. Just in the nick of time. in the neck but can you imagine a It does happen. No, those guys don't generally get up.

3:51:40 When I used to be all judgmental, I'd be like, he ain't have to hit him again. you and just walk away. He knew. He liked to see people get hurt. The referee has to stay stopped. He's one of those people that's truly never out of a fight. Still. and Francis was like dealing with just losing to Stipe. Like, that knockout was wild. fight. Then what fight am I remembering then? The first

3:54:01 taking a fight to the ground. Oh, no, Yeah, so his leg was fucked up. So then after the fight, Nguyen got surgery. But please don't fight John Jones with nothing broken. He's been surgically repaired. and they're up on the latest science and, you know, the latest studies about – they have a great facility too. It's going to be the biggest fight of all time.

3:56:04 No, I don't think it's a bad idea at all. let's say they try to make it take place in the spring. I meant to say it the other way. and the results were very favorable. you know, like, there was a lot of discussion about him, like, would he, like after he knocked out Daniel Cormier, you know, like there was a lot of discussion about him. be training and might tweak it guys do that all the time yeah and then it then it's another three

3:58:16 Because you think about, like, he was a junior college level champion. And he's also long as shit. There's a little more intent with him when you see him hit people. like a sack of potatoes. A Malmois. He's a different kind of person, man it's just tactical training all day, dude I don't want to see your everyday shit. Like, I met Jared Leto Like maybe I was just, you know, you look at like famous people and particular actors and you just almost want them to be douchebags.

4:01:01 I believe you did. I mean, you know what? I think he's at peace with that. out the other side like pretty okay yeah you can you can do it you know it's like you can win the Everybody was mad at him. I think it's already out. Yeah, I think they were already working on that. because it's hard for me to overlook it. and he had to realize that the whole place was silent and he had to realize why those words were

4:04:51 So you think it's over yeah until you so maybe there's no Wi-Fi at the Oscars right but I don't think they ever I don't think he But the miscalculation is that you don't control Twitter, man. Like, let the guy realize he fucked up. Why am I working with these people? Because like I said, it's like, you know, because Patrice called it the golden handcuffs.

4:06:46 with dave chappelle yeah which is amazing so he was doing his own tour and then dave and him I had a show with the Vulcan Yeah, these motherfuckers in the world, and his wife is one of the best Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, dude. Don't think of it as weight loss. You build up to that. No, no, no. You know what I realized, Joe, recently? your inner bitch. is I let everything fall by the wayside to do comedy,

4:10:15 And it's like now I've got to focus on that. It's a heart monitor. And you have an app on your phone, and you start your workout. No. he had the uh the he had the record C.T. Fletcher C.T. Fletcher and he was my man he's just your I go, that's what that means. and pushing himself. she's still alive and what she did i don't know, man. She fucked me up.

4:13:02 I think it's his brother Arthur. Is that the bigger one? There's videos of him training. Yeah, because the thing is, as athletic- Yeah. Khabib, he retired undefeated. John Jones is also undefeated, I should great? Yeah. You can make an argument for Khabib, too. Khabib, he retired undefeated. You can block that the same way you block any other kind of elbow.

4:14:45 It's too dangerous. California's really good. Yeah, I don't think they have either. If Camaro didn't lose to Leon, if Camaro just moved away for that last minute of that last round and didn't get head kicked, Knee injuries that are real bad. Hand injury that he had to get surgery on. He's had some real problems with his um with his uh injuries uh knee injuries that are real bad uh hand injury

4:16:40 That's the kind of pain. I think about it all the time, but man, fighters are the most used up and thrown away. Yeah. It's perfect. He can describe wrestling better than anybody. There's a lot of guys that wind up doing other stuff and they become successful at it. and it was this big deal that he was going to fight Mark Hunt. match. Mark Hunt boxing

4:19:22 because Mark Hunt is this famous He got head kicked by Crow Cop and got right back up. So many people that were heavyweights where it was like, this person's the GOAT. SBW. That's like that Samoan shit. APOE4. Wow. Do some shows tonight.