Joe Rogan Experience #1926 — Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I'm all strapped in. Hold you out some notes. Nice. Concise. Was it good? I was like, I'll be alright. I'm used to giving speeches. I got up there and I was like, oh shit, I gotta give a speech I was like, I'll be alright I'm used to giving speeches But half of them fail? I got married relatively young, though. Like, you're like, I just, I got married the first time because it was like, I was like,

1:55 I mean, it wasn't like, you know, we didn't have kids, so it wasn't like, you know. Yeah, I've seen that multiple times man. I've seen guys That's when me and Matt met. Fucking nice. I'm just going to build you some houses. It was in his attic. So shit just burned. It would mean nothing to him. The desert's weird. I don't know. I don't get it. You know what's hot?

4:27 Yeah. I don't think so. I heard if they heard if we have polar ice caps they say all the places that are wicked cold, we'll just move into those. You're looking at it wrong. They're growing? Where did that volcano just erupt? I don't know if it's true. I'll be like, don't worry like it. I'll be at the cellar trying to dish that out. They'll be like, where did you find that? I'll be like, don't worry about it.

6:59 The Toba volcano? So this was one they were talking. I didn't see a meme. It might all be horse shit. It's just funny to be like, nah, the Earth's not warming up. He's a physicist who got into, that's what he is, right? that's just not the case. But the question is, how much impact? If we had no impact. A little bit of appreciation. Plastics, as they are now, I think most of them are just made with fossil fuels, right?

10:39 I was like, what? It is a good move. But we've never- trunk. It goes up in the air. Carlson on my podcast. He's an expert ages, that's where everybody dies yeah Probably a lot of sliding. of animals you killed, knowing that there's no doctors anywhere. Yeah. But it's like that's their normal life. The endothelial health skills helped them survive through the Ice Age.

14:27 figured out how to set an arm like that's a hard life. Yeah, what kind of wife I bet they were horny You don't know where the fuck you are. That was like the ultimate life force back then just getting squashed First guy to grab me. You'd have to put them down, dude. Like having a Would keep going on Big lady. Yeah, look at this. Hasselhoff. Three of those people on that tour are dead.

17:52 Pile driver. The wrestler. I gave him the socket. Every dude looks like this. The Bronco Buster? That's his closer. He's getting ready. Suck it. I'm going to lay a dude against the turnbuckle. that the Saudis are buying WWE? Dude, they were very upset. them. Remember they did the Dudley? Toss her off the terminal? This is a long bit, so I'll kind of zoom ahead, but...

20:58 The Dudley boys are so nice. Dude, this is the arena. It's really not that funny. What do they call that? There was some impact involved in that. Oh, no. Okay. So yeah, WWE's not afraid to put hands on women, dude. Rochester, are you ready for Raw? It's so fun. They were still investigating it. Paying a bunch of ladies with company cash. If he was a faithful married man.

23:52 No, I watched him get stunnered at WrestleMania. god dude let him do his thing Well, that's incredible. Did it come up? He said he looks like shit. He got stunned and it was, he couldn't even. How old is it? You're not supposed to be pro wrestling Not a lot of fucking hip behind that. He just got thrown through a table. He's got his own yoga system, and he's helped all these wrestlers that are all fucked up

26:36 He can stand up, grab his foot, and do a split. Yeah, he did it in my studio. Like, it's all bone on bone and shit. guitar. Did he? Beetlejuice I think those guys, if you're that busted up, and how long it took him and all the road gigs and shit. Seriously, fuck you, brother. Weren't there like five Undertakers? No. Is that why his eyes started going up when he goes all the time?

29:19 He says he was 6'8", 500 pounds. Oh. I think he's saying he broke both Threw the grandma to the table was pretty awesome. Rey Mysterio did hit him in that costume dance. That's not the butt face. The dead man. Dude, imagine looking forward to that all day. alcohol. In front of an arena. you're a fucking gay pussy. It's fucking crazy. They'd have Arab dudes come out and be like, America fucking sucks ass.

32:13 They were like black African extremists that would come out and be like, in front of all There you are. Just got to give up your brothers. Yeah at this point Jumanji was a fun movie man I loved it. It's a good movie. I was like 30. I feel bad. Dude. That was before... Your laptop was bad. I'll go see whatever they have. He got booked to go to Florida.

35:32 He brought me there. The headliner stole his jokes. Did my act. By the last couple shows, he was just stealing the thing. We just fucked with this dude. You got it right? You guys have no idea. Me and him were young and just bullying a headliner just fully like oh And they try to, they're like, oh, dude, that was the guy. Fuck, man. 16, 15. dude yeah that was very funny he was yeah he was just a bit what year was this fuck man 16 15 but in his defense back then how many podcasts were there i don't know i think people had already

38:39 talk and like damn i should have it's so fucking good you talk out loud yeah i talk out loud You like that one? I'll be thinking talked to myself in the car. It'd be a good way While you're driving Yeah he was giving a tour For real terrifying Some of them are genuinely good ideas. Oh, yeah. And so each set, the audience was similar? Even a gay guy would be like ew

41:10 I might be on to something there. got tricked, but either way. that are like, and then it was, here's Yeah, but I'm talking about like one-on-one combat situations with guns And he runs to these Ukrainian guys that are in a foxhole, and he's got the drop on them. Like, this is what they're going through over there. This is this this is the real war

43:35 I guess, I don't know. I support the Dog General. They're not gonna let that guy wear a dog mask. We should bomb other countries and make fun of our something else up what was the other God damn it. Drone robots. What are you talking about? It says celebrate pup pride with the armed forces. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Someone told me that during the overseas war, because of the Geneva Convention,

46:12 Is that true? My friend who served was explaining to me the rounds that they made them use over there Well, I think he was... Yeah but doesn't this stuff go out the window when guys start fighting for their survival So it's like clear video. Yeah, at this point it's kind of embarrassing. But then eventually it gets fucked too. civilization they take forever they take forever.

48:57 Wins a win. And he went off to he's released dozens of these people and the stories are hard. Well, you're crying And then they found he couldn't afford DNA testing or something? flawed system and the thing is like there's an incentive for a prosecutor once they're starting they're just like to be like then they run for office I didn't call them super criminals.

51:21 Sending these instead of like taking these classified documents, which you have located, and go, well, let's not do that again, I know. So they didn't release the information until after the midterms. Yeah. Unrepresented. off the hook the number two donor to the Democratic Party Oh number two yeah I Santos is a guy who's like, I'm Jewish. He lied about everything.

53:40 Have you ever seen Biden lie about his education? He was running a while ago and he got fucked up on. He was 76 of 85. I've seen it. There it is. He argues with's the video. It says it's the road to the White House. No, this is the video. I've seen it. and ended up in the bottom two-thirds of my class, Did you see how happy that guy was? He was like, you're doing it, Joe.

55:33 you're at a liability in the Democratic Party anymore. Because someone fact-checked him on the news. In the news clip where they check it, I went to law school on a full academic scholarship. I was the outstanding student in the political science department at the end of my year. failed him. My memory had failed me. My memory failed me. Maybe his memory fails him all

57:59 Yeah. The journalists. I lie, but I never lie. It's exaggerating. I played, you know, intramural sports. I think it was Hillary. Oh, okay. I know women want a female president. Yang's a beast. Yeah, I like the idea of just fucking- Just try it out. of people doing what they actually want to do. But how many are going to do that i don't know is I'd have a fucking problem. Jamie can tell you I have a problem

1:01:38 I was like, what can you do? I went hard. E-Games? He left the house because like for him, that's a big deal to like shut the computer off and Like it'll get they'll they're fucking great. I got to be honest. I can't do it. and I played all day. He ran up the stairs. Because she was playing against I was like, I can't believe It's so addictive. I can crush them.

1:04:34 Bro, doing the voiceover for that was one of the most brutal jobs I've ever had. It's too much work. It's so much work. I was in the one before it, but they used my old stuff Wow, that was wild, by the way. It's insane. And I looked over and it was. The horn's a button. Yeah, it's an instinct. And instead, they have buttons. Like, people want to get crafty. You don't have to get crafty. Everybody does it. It's normal. It's the best way to heat your blinkers. You know, and instead they have buttons.

1:06:59 adjust the temperature. They just, like, turn but it was just A lot of these people sister has it what are you gonna get You should get something fat. What? I can't. Oh, those are sick. And they're so nimble. I sold them. Yeah. Is that the GT? It's a coyote motor on there. I think they're called the dark horse. Dude, I can't drive this car. This is it.

1:09:36 500 horsepower. Yeah, that's right. Six-speed manual. You ever lie about being able to drive manual? I sold cars, and then I worked in a garage in Philly, I'd have to find someone and be like, No. There's, you know that, rightienega, where La Cienega connects to Sunset? No. Because you're like this. I had like a, no, what was it? Everything's electronic you like at least some cars like this like Fords or making these the cars that we just that's like an advanced muscle

1:11:48 I got scared in that Tesla, dude. No, it was genuinely impressive to move that fast. I wouldn't mind, you know, I'd like to feel that again. And that's what it is. This is a new Challenger. Yeah, but that's electric. Is this one? That's the electric one. I was looking at new muscle cars. This is the new Challenger. It's electric, and it makes fake noises.

1:13:08 This is just literally so you can bother people? Yes. Low rumble is kind of ominous That's so dumb it hurts my feelings that I do. That's not great. Definitely. Speakers outside. Yes. Like back before Alex Jones was Persona Non Grata, he was in this like mainstream animated movie. Death and taxes. And now in the 21st century, it's time to stand up and realize that we should not allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze.

1:15:48 and that's what Jason wants. Isn't that wild? I got you. But didn't he take it back before they got him? The Connecticut one's different. How can you ever come up with that number? Yeah. I would imagine you're getting an appeal. True. It's for sale. Yeah, open up your sandals, Yeah, young, hot ghosts. I'm over here watching Avatar by myself. Look at that.

1:18:31 Whatever it's called. No. Do you know how many recording pieces of equipment? Great San Diego. Did they bulldoze that's his island that temple's up there you think someone somebody might want it as is. that fucking island. You should. That's incriminating. If I listen to him, I can get it pretty good. Yeah, but he's also. And the vegan diet is like, you know, you got to do that.

1:21:08 You're out of ketosis? I'm saying before that. it up. So I'm going to try it again. I think I fucked up Like, so many people are deficient in certain nutrients, and so many people are dehydrated. Yeah. He said, I'm never going back again. He looks great. And now he looks fucking lean and mean. He's like my one point in time, he was like 250, probably even higher. He's a big boy. And now he looks fucking lean and mean.

1:23:04 You think that happened to Bill Clinton? He looks like shit. But I think everybody's different, man. You think that happened to Bill? Imagine the internet coming out A lot. Something on the news You think they're just like Oh yeah No. You're talking a lot of shit. He spazzes, dude. Dog face pony soldier. I thought he was real bad at it. Shush As if he doesn't have, like, armed murderers hanging around his house 24-7.

1:26:10 in a fucking movie. Do you think he's on Adderall? He was on some something. Yeah. Like a cocaine thing. But because of the Adderall, you're still there. but you get the camera to float around the whole thing. If I'm taking Adderall, it's a big day. 40 milligrams. Crunch the time release. I tried. I got all zoomed out, and I was at the kind of a, not like a super high level of a concert,

1:28:48 Yeah, of course. He saw you jump down. My friend had to get kicked out and then I got kicked out And I climbed up through under the bleachers, and I just emerged into like some seating people like that I was gone. I was standing there just. someone just brought you a blanket it happened it, you go like this. I was at a Bills game. And Gabe Davis, he's a wide receiver.

1:31:35 jersey and I was like where a pitch gets hit, a ball gets hit, it goes foul, and some guy snatches it in front of a kid's face while the kid's trying to catch it. They snap, drive, chug a beer. Taking it from a kid is. The bat went flying. This is the bat one? Fucking hero. He's talking shit. This guy's like, That's our leader. Look at that. That must have been incredible.

1:34:21 This guy saved this kid. Look at the size of that dude. He's slurping. Now we're on to something. Oh, there he is. That guy didn't even get his arms up, dude. That might have done him in. Snatch. He's like, bro, this is sick. What's that? They've got to be ready. This guy blew it. Look at the kid's face. What? He's playing fruit. That guy's using the force. That might it's his kid. Oh, yeah. It's definitely his boy. Kid doesn't even see it. Look at the kid's face.

1:36:53 Look at the little girl. I doubt it's the mom. You ever drive with your mom in the car? Bucker arm and don't do that you know her done it a couple times I mean, this is going to be a very dark statement, but I don't know. He's out the windshield. They'd be like, ha ha, and they'd laugh. I don't know what happened. Paul Walker. Dudes would be driving in cars. in cars and they're not wearing seat belts you know fashion the

1:39:14 No, I want to see this lady get hit in the face. Running with the bulls, though, that's – rodeo guys, you're at least like, this is a sport, all this. Right in the mug. Dude, look, look, look, look. Look at him. She didn't even know what happened. That's Marsha Brady at the worst. She loves the shot. Trying to watch the Kings, Hornets. Cousins was with the Kings

1:41:13 they're always on Facebook that's all old people Is it political arguments? Do you ever catch an ex stalking your Facebook? But I never I never go it's important for open micers because that's the only way you can fight all the other comics in a local You were sad for a few years, and I can see it. They're polishing off That was so fucked up That kind of rules.

1:43:25 You'll be fine. I'll be fine. Two years ago, we were all scared. age I was like oh dude don't worry about this but I was like dude she was like Yeah. Here's my thing, dude. Get it. He goes, one to two shots. I've never heard anybody say it this way before. and decent protection against hospitalization. but isn't it like a lot of the stuff... They don't get all the studies.

1:47:02 because the protection against the hospitalizations and severe disease it is reasonable right now and if you get the one that kind of, like, is statistically significant, Oh, that's that was the bull that was the thing that they'd always said about the reason why SSRIs work They've looked at that stuff before. SSRI thing, but it was like, dude, they didn't

1:49:15 research does not support this belief Major depression is one of the most common psychological disorders affecting more than 23 million adults and adolescents each year. And so they said, oh, you must have a chemical imbalance. Take that shit. Women on Prozac? And then you need to keep up in the dose and up in the dose and it increases your weight gain

1:51:14 Maybe, but here's my thing. A boner was nowhere inside. You know what I mean? At that point, Yeah. That's what I'm saying, man. I just fucking had to come to grips I had no excuse, I wasn't like my back to the wall I just got a couple jobs I was like I don't like this, I were selling drugs? Yeah, I was a bad kid. I had no excuse. I had, like, you know, I wasn't, like, I was, like, my back to the wall.

1:53:15 But then I started, like, I got coerced into pills. a whole not even a whole but like it was an apartment complex and there's these two buildings Oh, like a whey protein bottle? You're talking about this on the podcast. Shades got the shades on. It's time. Before the statute. It made me develop a sense of like, yeah, this is fucking other people up.

1:55:26 Well, yeah, it was kind of a mess. And my roommate walked down and went, ah! So I went back to pay him back one time Or the other guy did it. You just said, give me your weed? there and he just talked for like two minutes and he's like if you guys try to look out the window this other guy pretending to be scared that did you stop I got robbed by club one time.

1:58:04 He's like, not my c better give me the weed. I said, weed? You got not my cascada. I'd always have a side gig, so I never depended on one too much. That was not the way. We're like, dude, this is, my body was like, this is fucked up. We're going to buy the house, but we won't use you? But what happens lower you down which kind of fucks you and I open it up and it's like, subprime mortgage

2:00:27 He fucked me Yeah And then it sold for $250,000 So it was 21 years old worth nothing and then they took it from him and then it sold for 250 Like, why are you trying to buy that house Fair is fair. you're gonna pay four hundred thousand dollars in interest you're like whatever man you crying in No, that was when I, my ex-wife, at home right now it's gonna go don't dude don't do it but yeah I used to drive I would go there

2:02:45 Bomb did helium I was driving back to our house and there was just a I'm like, what the fuck, dude? We had the same story. Nice shorts, pussy. I bombed at Helium. I get whatever he's about to give me. He laughed. That's hilarious. I saw a guy on a bike and he hit it. It was the most fun shit Could you please check your fucking privilege? who I guess is like this right-wing comedian.

2:04:51 Like, come on, man, give me some money. It's just funny watching this guy trying to engage with these liberal Ukraine talking points. My wife's boyfriend. congress for this yeah i think they should help the homeless instead of giving hundreds Yeah. Or maybe not, though. Every day follow the rules, you know listen to the boss be told when to show up what to do

2:07:28 It fucks people up. What was the Milgram experience? they didn't want to do it on some level, but for some they'd be like shock him again these people off the guy would be silent. They'd be like shock him again. These people off the street would be like I'm your leader. yeah you can't exploit them you have to do kids you know and you you go well maybe if someone gets raped they shouldn't have

2:10:29 It was like Gilbert Gottfried, Daniel Carver. He was the fucking pioneer. It's crazy. No, there's also Hollywood Squares, but yes. Some guy on Twitter was like arguing back and forth with her. Yes. If you met her, for her to get out of that takes that's crazy Yeah, that's pretty cool that he did that. Voice of authority. They're going to get their dreams shattered

2:13:40 And then the climate crisis crew For fucking sure. Trump dog was Adderall up in the first one. They're all Adderall the Trump dog was Adderall-ed up debate? Trump dog was Adderall-ed up in the first one. It was too late. Let Biden not be able to talk. If you are talking to someone they would do it outside with no mic for hours. Your time is up. Exactly.

2:15:45 And now we openly admit the true. That's like, damn, that was a good... He was independent, right? In a debate, they're like, something about 9-11. It was like a nice, it was like a good moment. You like rant. And Rand Paul was just like, what? To have that kind of confidence with that head of hair is preposterous. Yeah, they've done it already. Yeah, he's mean.

2:18:15 I mean, that was in a debate, and the crowd was like, ah. Because what's her name? Not all women. There it is, dude. What did she say, though? It's also super hot lawyer Megyn Kelly. They're so hot. They're the hottest women alive those Fox BOTS Talking about the sun tiny little piece of cloth You see their feet. It is wild, though. You see her feet.

2:20:50 And she's wearing makeup. I know you're mad. For real. And I was like, yeah, for sure. I know we're friends, but like it's still like a, hey, you want me to bring another guy? No, it's a real. They would get these butterflies that are like the deeper the shade of purple, like some type of butterfly. That's outside of nature's capacity. It's over. It's bad for you.

2:23:12 That's actually a safe bet. They don't go bad the way they are. You and me. Perfect. No preservatives. I was at the gas station and they had eggs with jalapenos in them. I mean... If I have pasta with, like, sausage I see people in the front like It's awful to fart on stage. I'd go to Mike and you gotta fart into the mind of what Joey did that before in the OR

2:26:11 wild comedy and Brian Holtzman It looks nice, right? Yes, we're close if you can get a room like that where guys are farting in mics He said, you're building us an Alamo. Don't joke about that. He'd be like, Heyoka, okay, dude for real stop Dog Dick and his buddies would show up And the other thing they would do that's fucked up, And then they would slowly follow them from a distance

2:28:58 Just walking. God damn. Planes suck. You'd lose a kid and you couldn't stop. There were snakes. Everything sucked. Everything gone. Jesus Christ. There were snakes. Just a bunch of dogs carried your sister off. Birds are going at you. You don't have time to boil the waters or just drink out of the creek. God damn it. Imagine the sourpuss on one of your wagon wheels breaks.

2:30:46 You're making your way across the entire country on wheels made out of wood with horses pulling you. And then your wife would get pregnant on the way. and they're fucking, you know, a lot of impact. They go on raiding parties? but I've heard they'll fucking snag kids. Yeah, they need some new blood, man. You really heard this? I have heard this. I've heard, I don't want to slur the Amish, but I've heard they'll fucking naked.

2:31:56 It's a fun thing to say. you where you lived, Amish country, me. Now we'd have the Amish. What's that thing that they get to do when they turn the Amish where we're from. Me too. That's what separated us growing up. It was you, you where you lived, Amish country, me. It's as long as they want. Yeah, you can get shunned real hard. If you fuck up real bad, people, everyone? So they can't talk to you. Yeah, you can get shunned real hard.

2:32:35 Yeah, just old school accusations. Like, that's a big thing in the Amish community. It's like a punishment they do. Hey, Paul. I'd take off my Huckleberry Finn pants If you're a young boy trying to whack off, you're getting your hands on something. People do that accidentally, dude. What made you want to stop? Stopping now with drug dealing, But then do you bust out the porn?

2:34:43 That's the first. Yeah, but also it's not bad. Like I genuinely don't think about it or care about it. I was... an earring? Dude, it's not a moral grandstand. You have great willpower. I went down some dark alleys When the boys become girls and the boys... It's just a ramping up of like... land on those shores and you go my god my god where am i gone i was like trying to assemble

2:37:09 I'm open minded You know what I mean I have a strong imagination That's disgusting I have a strong imagination No I'm honest though. I was just like, ew, dude. I turned it off immediately. I can't believe how weird that is. I have a strong imagination. That's disgusting. But I will say, dude, I'm telling you, And, dude, actually, no, if you read the book, what is it, fucking A Billion Wicked Lives,

2:38:08 That sounds like one of those Pfizer studies. He's got a pen in his hand, and he's fucking hovering it over the paper. It's a jolt of electricity. I need to hear that from you right now, Jokes. And then you go, yeah, I'm cool in that. hurts could you give me a massage the coolest shit possible the 20 year old kid doesn't want Some guys can't drink because they stay out all night.

2:40:13 Maybe you should get back a little bit. That's my favorite thing to watch. Every single time Adam Eget comes out with me, me and him get fucked up. You got to fuck those. He was running the score up on the computer on the easiest level. He's a great guy. playing Madden He was the first guy I called. he's got a little Norm he came and had a conversation

2:42:30 We've got a great crop of young guys. Actually making money I like to go to New York either i live in queens and i'm never home i do the road yeah i lived i lived in new rochelle How long is the Uber? Really? And now, that's all you see is Uber. And now you drive around. Uber pay them like $250,000 now. Wow. Uber's fine. What? sick. Now it's like two or three, dude.

2:45:44 Yes. And they sell it off. figure out where your car is. And then you go down there Dude, it's criminal. You can't, there's nobody you can talk to. It is, I had to go to like a dock. It's crazy, man. And apparently, from what I've heard, Look it up. Fuck the PPA. She had two? This is the same old lady that got crushed by Vince McMahon? One ticket. You were wrong, Matt.

2:48:53 It says it brings in $265. It's 2017. Yeah. them. if nobody parked bad ever Anytime I try to park, it's like Monday through Friday. Motherfuckers, bro. During these years, the PPA was technically in breach of its agreement with the state But either way, I mean, I'll stop talking about that. No, I like it. It's all right, dude. I like when people are mad. Yeah, it's pretty, yeah. But either way, I mean, I'll stop talking about that.

2:50:54 Yeah. all this stuff's expired. It was my inspection. He was like man. Yeah, he was young too. He's like my age. That's what their job is No, I know I wasn't mad at I mean I was mad at him just cuz I had zero dollars You're not stopping any fucking real crimes doing that. They'll be here. Almost now, I'm looking forward to getting pulled over just so I can talk shop with them

2:52:56 it was like a privately owned company. the yellow lights. By how much? you got enough time. they do it a ton where the speed limits are checked by speed cameras. Back then, it goes to your parents' address, too. You want revenue for the city? Oh, yeah. The highway patrol just sits there all day, and they'll be like, Here we are. You know what my favorite is?

2:54:35 Because sometimes trucks have no brakes. Oh. It's like bricks. It's like blue bricks or some shit. It's like bricks. on the brakes. Here we go. He's going the whole way up. If he jammed his brakes, it would probably jack down. You know that show? Is that his brakes? Hundreds of thousands of pounds? Yeah, dude, even just driving, like, a truck with a trailer of, like, lawnmowers on the back.

2:57:46 Fuck, where is it? Maybe someone took it down. Oh, okay. You said a truck exploded or something? I know about crunching the metadata. Does Rawlings have a YouTube? Did he put it on there? It looked like easily No, I don't see it. Wild. Yikes. Bro. 3,000 horsepower dyno explosion. Sounds like Beavis in Blackhead. I haven't watched the TV show. I don't know.

3:01:13 Probably. But there's so many streaming platforms, though. Beavis and Butthead. It's called Mike Judge's Beavis and Butthead. I can't watch it here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How about you have some wild shit happening? Fat 50 Cent was upside down. Just what gives her bloody merry? Look at how creepy he looks. They made Trump a giant asshole, and then they were like,

3:03:35 They were right it is funny that actually is funny. Yeah, that was... like on an island filled with hookers? Not UB40 who sees red, red wine. Put on your mask when you're inside a facility. Is this the new strain or something? And everybody's like, okay. They're like, here you go. Not me. I'd say 750,000. DeRosa was just on. But this does not drive advertising rates for the show his YouTube channels way better than the fucking show. Yes

3:06:30 Tyrus might look like Thanos himself, dude. It's sad. Where my... Where my something. That's a big fella. than those other network shows. Tough crowd. It's one of the greatest. He's like, yeah, maybe your show wouldn't have got canceled if you wrote Voss? On the radio in front of all these fucking people And he had a good time Yeah, which is the big thing.

3:09:38 It was the best. yeah and always like lose my number kid stop I know he was so fucking funny but He's great. do you want to come on the road? Soder is the best. For how good he is. Yes character. Yeah, where he acts like an asshole. Yeah, and then you go talk to him offstage Yeah. 15, 20 minutes you're supposed to do and you're like, okay, here we go.

3:11:36 It's a way for someone to ask you, what are you doing? Yeah, he's in there. I'd go to an airport and be like, dude, this is going to be so sick. that were cool. I paid them. option. In my mind, then Richard Jenney talked about that once. Really? But when you're traveling with your boys. Laughing, having fun, cracking a bottle of wine. Yeah I was doing them sparingly

3:13:32 That would get And when you're on the road We're all having a good time together. I love when one of my friends bombs, dude. No problem. And not that it was, it was literally three years ago. Delta Skylash? They got a Chipotle here're like, dude, what the fuck is this? Because the fly day is just a disaster. That's psycho. three people, I would take two people on the road with me.

3:15:47 And he only did it a couple of times. Driving. Yes. When someone says, you got to say that tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you. Fun time. Beautiful. You look like a fucking mugshot. Me.