Joe Rogan Experience #1948 — Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I got Factor, I got liquid IV, I got all the sponsors Oh, this is Liquid IV. Oh, look at you trying to stay hydrated. I got Factor. but you fucking coasted through it like it was nothing. You going to a witch doctor? nitrous for the first time at a doctor i've never done that have you done nitrous at a doctor it's I don't know what it feels like.

1:57 Yeah, it's just whip cream. That's what they call it. Yeah, they call them whippets And people would just go back there and get blasted off of Whippets. Norman hated it. He was not interested. It fries your brain cells, too. Something. they don't want to fucking organize the garage a couple times what about you no they had He was just all the time like fucking.

5:03 Like you're, you have to be you're changing Like being a fucking full-timer when you're like 14 like whoa like do regular reality is hard enough Like, when do I need to be able to take care of myself? remember those days i can remember days like when i would work work three different kind of jobs. And if stand-up, if I didn't find stand up oh my lighting buildings on fire accidentally and finding fireworks.

7:59 workers like they were they were literally like gearing education when they started public education to prepare these wild folk and put them in factories. 30s 40s 50s and then one monday it all closed so like everything that even it was built around It's such a bad vibe. 93. And hidden behind a Washington Post thing, it says, no, they are not modeled after factories.

10:48 It seemed like it was designed for structure and to get people to pay attention to rules this was not highly industrialized you gotta look at it that's the tick-to TikTok filter. Yeah, the TikTok thing. There's fucking, there's no one who's checking on TikTok. But he like shows like Karens or racist people like a clip. like women everyone so he just pulls over and starts beating on people?

13:14 No, selling steroids. Charges were filed Tuesday against a man caught on video attacking drivers in Los Angeles with a metal pole. Just fucking crazy people. No, but it makes sense. Would you like a magnet instead? Who's Perry Caravello live? He gets away free. I never watched Windy City Heat. Do you think you could do that today? Isn't that crazy?

15:52 Bobcat might still do it I don't know Seinfeld at all. They have some sort of a beef. That's right, you were there for that set. All this stuff. That's hilarious. up i go even the fruit fly is getting out of here but that is the craziness of mitzi shore how could she say no to jerry seinfeld like even when he went there he was already like a solid She didn't give a fuck about your credits.

18:35 Perhaps to tell him he wasn't. no. Wow, you were right. She's... Did you know that? No. I've never seen that. That's so wild that you were just joking around. Did you know that? 1980. um i got the idea of like asking questions to the audience like letting the audience just yell out Like you really need to go to an open mic night Right. This is crazy.

21:25 Like, if it wasn't for watching open micers, I would probably chickened out. Like, how do i be I was literally paying for college and owed these loans. You'll get to watch, you know, Damon Wayans will show up. and you're doing open mics, get this just education of how it's pieced together that is unavailable to anybody who doesn't hang There's nothing you can do by yourself.

24:10 and then you got Ari Shaffir, It's a murder fest, fest too from start to go. It's perfect. you like what a disrespectful doctor to use the term full-blown AIDS bro you got cured of it now. One case involved a man with cancer underway went a specialized stem cell transplant. It's like a blocker. All I think about. Everybody wants to talk about the bad side.

27:33 felt like I was like about to pass out like I was tripping like seeing trails Yes. They were so stupid. Right. was. supposedly is. That's how he got caught I don't think he's just taking... But it would make sense. going. Have you guys, have you guys seen the story of this person who worked for the white house? I should say, is it he? Like, he has a mustache.

30:33 and uh she is like i think she's a designer and she had very specific one-of-a-kind clothing So this person, Sam, Wearing her shit this person who works for the fucking White House. What's he do at the white? She's like no way Well, she's he they are fired Okay. Asia. two separate airports, and it's men who Like if you're like a legitimate trans person, and I know a lot of them.

33:39 See, this is the lady's clothes. Huh You know he's like got it folded over That's a kink. You see what I'm saying? Good face on it. Yeah, beautiful face. It's just the whole thing is so odd. from Washington State a picture? He's running a clinger. And they said, fuck you. The point is, like, is when Mr. Garrison And then finally he brings in Mr. Slave

37:23 Dude, this came out when I was a senior in high school and just started smoking Did you see the live, You can't do it anywhere else like it even Comedy Central if you try to bring a show like that to Comedy Central they'd be like So like he has her cussing and stuff and he's like cracking up while holding it. Big brother. national treasures they really are but what they do for just to advance comedy it's so awesome

39:43 We need to chill the fuck out as a nation. I'm fucking terrified. tax breaks back in the day to draw tourism in yeah so now he can charge them because they're 300 and fucking whatever million. Because I think they did. a record number of people in the lbgtq community work in the white house like so like all these As if somehow or another doing that is great for everybody.

43:23 You want diversity because you want people to all have an opportunity to do things. Did we always have that money laying around? the same like situation to grow up in, and no one's doing anything to stop that. ethnicity every race it's when you're hanging around with comics it's just who's funny right it it's like it's not American meritocracy if people experience racism

46:42 you probably know about this but they have a very very interesting Everybody, a billion dollars. No? Oh, now we're cutting hairs. Interesting. There is a lot of money in there, though. like Predator is putting on these events and Matchroom Pool. Dude was on my podcast once the a doctor, and he came up with this stuff. No, no, no. little liquid little shot I like it it's like a snow cone voice thing wouldn't

50:07 Oh yeah. He was down by the river or this creek or whatever it is and it's just fucking completely And that's a cloudy place. What happens to the poison that gets into the air because the Pittsburgh? We're too stupid to talk about this. People getting fucked up from some chemical company. people were trying to blame trump because of deregulation but it turns out that whatever

52:38 Jamie. What is penalties for the company. corporations, or But that's like a thing that people do immediately. I bet like 40% find out that it wasn't true. Both things could be true. White House has pointed to a 2021 letter from the Republican senators to the Federal Railroad Administration, safety measures for railways, including How about the fastest

56:13 like what do you got in there and you're gonna ruin everything forever all around it like how Put it in the earth. I mean. people that can't move those people that are stuck there like they can't afford You think to be there right now, Oh yeah. It seemed. Yeah. I'm trying to But they were not traveling to East Palestine where a freight train derailed.

58:45 Okay. So it wasn't true. but that's the second closest. Like, if the results are unprintable, like if the results are like, oh, my God, like everyone's going to die. Like, who knows what the results are on printable like if the results are like oh my god like everyone's gonna die like who knows what the results are and we properly here's who you should hire and it's that cop lady that got oh yeah

1:00:35 Three will have a heart attack, bro. Because you know, hard to say. I don't think there's a number for that Just people that go hard. I'll come with a gold suitcase and give it to you guys. He does. He'll show it to you. It's got full-blown cancer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What? Have you heard of this? Right here, January 2023. to all known antibiotics used to treat it.

1:03:58 in the United States for the first known time. that this common sexually transmitted discharge from the genitals, like damage to the reproductive tract The pharmacy people. They figured out penicillin. shout out to the drug dealers the pharmacy people they figured out penicillin Dude. Look at the upper top with the guy with the head, the bald head.

1:06:06 You know, you just rotted out and died like this. Yeah. Let me see what famous people died of syphilis. Late stages of neurosyphilis at 48 years old. All the shit Al Capone got through I mean Al Capone was running the mob and they didn't bother hanging on the edge And there's nothing in there. to the Kennedy assassination video Dick Gregory came who's a comic Dick Gregory came on to the

1:08:44 So it was like 75, I think. It's Geral all though was beautiful And there's a lot of people that thought that Kennedy was assassinated by more than one person. That's another thing. Yes. What is happening. This is from Orville Nix's film. Okay, so the cars are coming along now into Dealey Plaza? At the bottom of the screen, the headshot. He's hit from the front, too.

1:12:11 of the witnesses which said the shot came from the grassy knoll in front and to the right it's Dick Gregory in 1975 bringing that film footage with... Who was the other guy he was with? Yeah. Yeah. and you're going to show it on television. 75? And they didn't release it. They ever let it out. that the film would only be used for an official That's what it is.

1:15:55 According to Hewitt, he realized his mistake after ending their telephone conversation and immediately called Rather back to countermand the offer, disappointing the reporter. Huh. Like, tell me what's up. you're talking about someone who died 50, what is it, almost 60 years ago. Water beds. Power bottoms. Okay. After it was realized that WFAA was unable to develop Zapruder's footage, the film was later

1:18:38 developed film was taken to the Jameson headquarters in Washington. Right away. following day, November 24th. showing the fatal shot, would be withheld. And in 78, the Zapruders allowed the film to be stored at the National Archives and They're coming. Huh. Yeah, is that the one with all the frames? Oh, yeah, that shot right? Yeah. Yeah Huh, I wonder if there's like a version that has like one extra frame

1:21:57 And if you're going to film something, good luck figuring out what the fuck you're filming. Yeah. And you're like, okay. It was a bad copy. So it sounds like and you realize there's never been a time This says that the response to this showing of the video led to that church committee, I believe. MKUltra. They also have this guy visiting Jack Ruby after he killed Lee Harvey Oswald.

1:25:16 Give that guy all the acid in the world let him scream and yell and then give him a little cancer and it's like we're done not say was that he was working for the CIA at the time. He was an expert on mind Fucking great book. I mean, that guy didn't just learn on his own out on the street. Like he would get arrested and people that were like, working with them that's

1:28:02 Yeah, it's crazy. The Whitey Bulger one's That's not true. At least once. No, it seems like there is something else. I feel hope I'm not making this up. No, it seems like there is something else. Like X amount per year for like forever. It's annoying you know or you could take all of it at once but you don't get nearly Yeah, we're not paying you. Like, how much is it?

1:30:37 Well, you also have to pay taxes on that half, too. Yeah. It's probably like 40%. Set 60, we go. Yeah. because no one's limiting the amount of tickets you can buy. That's a great question. And then we get paid. Fuck, they didn't play. You put How often does that take place? guy saying that he stole it from him. Rest in peace. Oh, no. He would always send me messages

1:34:32 Brian Moses, me, you are one of the few that he actually talked normal to. He would ask me about marijuana questions. So he just wanted to talk, make sure you still like him, you're cool with him. He was around for a long time. It was like a fucking hour and a half walk. So many just full-on nutters. Yeah, Boone was always selling stuff come by with records and shit

1:36:21 and I swear to god I've never heard you actually talk about it. There's Boone. Yeah. who always sold lighters too. I have like I have two of them still somewhere. I wish I had I'm still I'd love them He stopped hanging around Mencia days. He's at Mel's now Wow Like everybody knew that if you could get there and if you could make it there, you could actually make it as a comic.

1:39:25 place. You do a new thing. we'll see you tomorrow and we'd come back the next day and it was it was a party as much as it was It rained like crazy in L.A., right? It was beautiful. I wasn't running with one. Someone told me that it snowed in Miami yesterday. Yeah, no shit. How is that possible? I typed in my name in snow and it says 46 degrees. And it gets 500 million views.

1:41:51 It's good for laying in bed right before you sleep. It's weird you know what it's like? It's like they're do it. likely emerged from lab leak. It's like, dude. Yeah. And he said that at the early days. and you're shaming those people, people get very upset at you. Moderate confidence in 2021, and that's a lot better than low confidence. Wild the coincidence would be

1:46:00 and Colbert tried to step all over it? right after it, the next day, there's all these hit pieces. The only reason why it works is because people Maybe not the best joke. Maybe not the best delivery SNL, but the fact that that got this immediate response that it's an anti-vax conspiracy theory. There was probably a commercial for a medicine right after that.

1:48:39 that's pretty wild. Yeah, they had to prove that If Woody Harrelson did that, God bless him. He's so undeniable so cool even his delivery of the thing that wasn't that funny, but I think that might be their best one. Yeah, for a new Amazon thing that came out a few years ago. And it's got Showdown in it, Electric Light Orchestra. All around the world. The O2 Arena. The fucking MSG. This is the green room. That's the song we listen to oh yeah all around all around the world the o2 arena

1:51:49 It's amazing. They're making fun of everything. Oh, is that the same lady? I'm sure she is. I didn't know there was that many of them. but there's this couple that did a bunch of these stories, Interesting. It depends if you're into those scary kind of movies or whatever. something really fucking creepy about it the marketing they did during the summer

1:53:55 God, that's not good. Imagine if you had anxiety and you just got way too high one I had a weird little yeah exhausted Yep. I've been, you know, Yeah. Prostitution Bill 2011 was introduced to regulate the industry and allow brothels in non-residential areas. But when you try to make something legal that is illegal Like, that, to me, seems like a normal human right.

1:58:07 it's a deal like your friend some neighbor whatever zero concern for the male prostitutes fucking zero There is a loophole apparently. Like, it's hilarious. He's 90. It's starting to get weird. love him what the are you doing you can can't grill her. Are you committing a this young floozy is going to take all the loot. Get the fuck out of here. Not much. Not a lot of time.

2:01:37 Yeah, it's real. Date billionaires on datebillionaire.com. and beautiful women. Is there Yeah, that's tricky. Those scams are beautiful when you get those like someone they know, a child, whatever Oh, my God. That Joe Rowe thing that I love that. you'd have to respond to the different comedians. Then his guest. Every now and then. Just watching that, I was like, that would be a really good way for us to move into some new phase of reality.

2:05:29 His dick just popped out for a second. It's going to be very weird. This is an alleyway from Hong Kong recreated in Unreal 5. Oh, okay. Sounds is the easiest thing, I think, to fake now. Wolfenstein? Yeah, yeah, yeah. a DOS game or something like that? Ten games that 10 games that came before we'll just didn't look very good And he goes, in here? It's a dope scene.

2:08:25 Come on, boy. Let's play. Yeah, let's play Come on, boy. The Color of Money rejuvenated pool. to playing again it was a little bit before my time but pool hall junkies hit me right at a cool place Like, he taught him how to stroke through the ball. He's moving the ball around correctly. as a pool player Yeah. I was playing with David Lucas. He has this, I mean, we were literally laughing.

2:10:55 all time and he was a big guy especially later in his life he did those uh i think they're bud See, there he is when he's very heavy late in life. He was a master. It was like he had this control of where that ball was going. It's just beautiful to watch God, I just get breastfeeding videos all the time. That doesn't usually happen It's missing frame 3-1-3.

2:13:09 stopped in. No, I just went to watch. Oh no. Are you serious? and clicking on it Is that Natty Liver King? to show breastfeeding videos on YouTube and stuff. If it's educational, you're allowed to show breasts like you know brazilian wax or whatever and so she found out about that and started doing like like i'm a dirty slut mom That's crazy I wonder why I'm so weirded out by oil.

2:16:01 Oh. Like, at what age? out of her she has gigantic boobs and I love big boobs that makes sense who doesn't it's like But it's areola size. I mean... respectable nipples. Have you seen Hans Kim get out? Yeah. Like they're big, but they have tiny... Hans Kim has very normal, respectable nipples. Oh, yeah. What did he do? Nothing makes any sense. It's one of the cool things about what you guys are doing with Kill Tony

2:18:37 fans. You put them on your he can't speak at all so he pulls he takes the microphone puts it on top of a bluetooth speaker Have you ever been able to swipe? it's about 12 to 13 hours tony has been taking hormone treatments to have the figure of a female He's just laying into me. That's true. Which is a lot of places. See, if you had American health care, I might have caught that shit early.

2:21:35 The green room hang. And I look, and I see him leaning against the fence in the back. Because when you're at loud bars or a concert, he just fucking shows you. So how quick can he get a sentence out? Yeah, whatever you would call that and what's it cool though? He has a lot of responses already where he does like a quick search like well hanging by his waist in case one dies.

2:23:32 the last couple weeks he goes are you sure it's okay to make fun of tony i don't want him to be golden ticket winners if you're ever there handicapped people from Canada. R word. Globally. He's great. going to get their first letterman you know that's what that was it was like you're doing stand-up And that's one of the things that I think something like Kill Tony provides.

2:26:27 have to be clean you know it's just about being funny both one mile jared nathan william david hans they all push the limits this is like what comedians know is you know what people want to You know, I mean, it just seemed dangerous. clapping and you're like, Cause it's like the perfect, You'll figure it out. telling these people one after the other the most perfect advice just clear-cut like

2:29:17 She took her own thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, fuck. Yeah, hanging around there today was eerie. and then we found this perfect spot, Yeah, there's a quote right when you're leaving the green room. It's in neon and it says get it together bitch It's pretty wild. It's been a lot of fun. Yep. Fluid for Berlin. It's nuts. It's weird when you got think about where you guys started. You know, it's remember those belly room shows

2:33:08 like yeah I think on their Instagram they had it I was worried that they were She's so funny. Bill Burr Pete Holmesosed to go out there. It's been a wild ride, boys. It's a lot of fun. Thanks for making it. Alright.