Joe Rogan Experience #195 — Aubrey Marcus Transcript

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0:00 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Yeah. but if you watch the movie Rolling Stone, happened to them some guys just accused him of being on like some crazy psychedelic drug and the There's a legend surrounding a porcupine that found it was gnawing on a And part of the shamanic tradition that I went to go see down in Costa Rica, but the clinics they just focus on the ibogaine and have a amazingly high success rate with detox

3:54 Yeah, but what is the actual ingredients or the medicine inside of it that's making it? and the way they talk about it is completely different than the Ayahuasca shaman. Ayahuasca other dimensions there's a translation issue so sometimes it smashes against your perception because that wasn't just how i grew up but i think for a lot of people you know that kind of voice of

6:34 you get i mean it's it's a ridiculously brutal experience and all i mean i guess i might as well Yeah, just be the nicest person you could ever be in every possible situation. And that's part of it. So it lasts 24 hours? It was unreal. Yeah, it does. and going to the ceremonies. And then there's the shaman's preparing you for that. So we go to the stream, did a ceremony where we put some intention into some leaves and

9:45 if multiple people can't get it, it's bullshit. You know, and he was like pointing, he was talking And I was like, how do you know? this little speech and he gives us one pill and, you know, looks like about a gram and a half It was going on for a while. So getting some combination of both. and uh and she started to drop like she started to feel it right so she moves over to the bed

12:44 So whether they're alive So he was trying to ask, and you prepare these questions. dr aboga you know because aboga will tell you the answer so he actually has you write the questions answering better than I thought I would. But so he goes through this whole thing and then, you know, i nervous like am i freaking out here like am i panicking is it a panic attack my heart's just

15:27 You had that kind of control to do it. on a Google search. Like I could literally point to anything I wanted to go and any question that aspects of myself. So there was one aspect, which was kind of my soul aspect, you could call it, sabotage what you're trying to get out of life and your true happiness. For me, it was certain your best, truest being. Sometimes you got this juvenile, little stupid kid who's trying to fuck

18:33 mud body likes to fight mud body likes to fuck mud body likes to eat you know he just likes the like even driving around, you know, concerned about something. I'll be like, I'll have a worry. get out of here. Of course not, Molly makes me happy. Oh, yeah. I mean, it has certainly its positives and its negatives. That's the only time I've done the isolation tank, unfortunately.

21:25 I have no idea. that there's two different No, I think everybody else's uh who i know their mom uh their friends from ohio and, and her mom wants to smoke weed right now. Yeah. We've got to know about them. admitted before he died that he perceived the DNA double helix while on acid. But it makes some sense. like well what the fuck are you doing let's let's try this what's happening here yeah i bet a lot

23:56 which is some mix of ergot It's a trip. and you don't have to do them anymore. facing your fears about death and coming out the other side i mean that that's we don't have sword before he showed up for these duels. he was supposed to have a duel. No. who's never even taken How fucking alpha is that guy? I mean, people had barely embraced the arrow, right?

27:07 exploration of man answer is what he does is become a balanced man, what he does Wow. And the answer is, what he does is become a balanced man. You can see it in some of these guys walking out, They're making a big show of things, he's got this crazy look in his eyes. He's fighting Rich Franklin in the UFC for the title He blasted him with a fucking head kick

29:41 but you know he's coming from another place it's another place and and really that You can have infallible belief and get in there with Anderson They may think. They may pretend that they have infallibly but some part of them some deeper part He has a massive belief in his abilities, you know your your ability to make sure that you always come on top a lot of that is mind

32:15 it some of them some of them yeah some of them for real yeah that's i mean that's to me i mean What's his name? His name is Tom Cruise. I don't even think there was an American involved, Like 150-plus years, right? I mean, pretty much everywhere we went, people seemed to have, like, really nice manners. to standards of honor, even your enemies. fuck you,

34:42 where you can actually recreate the feeling of being on ecstasy. it's like the highest level of it. Makes sense. Yeah. I think, you know, I listened to that podcast and that was really interesting, but it was funny to me to hear that same guy talking But it's a certain way that you do things get in dead stroke or dead punch yeah and you cannot miss and it might only last for one rack

36:45 You just run out. like had the most amazing performance ever. It exists. world world renowned pool player and uh there was a professional tournament where they had gotten a and Earl Strickland smashed in 11 in a row. And then the Filipino tried to double the bet. What about my honor? And then at that point, that's when the fucking dog creeps in. Just think about money. He starts thinking about, should I take it? Should I make a deal? Should I quit? What about my honor?

39:39 cannot keep that up. You're going to fall apart I mean, scientifically, I see what he's saying. you hit two shots every fucking game doesn't mean anything right but there's a there's a player like Totally. i do my mind doesn't have to worry about it i know which way to go and you hit it you just it exists that would create the moment, that moment that defies statistical analysis.

42:14 I get in the zone when I do It's hard to get that zone. You're not out there working your kundalini. My alarm clock's still fucked up in Japan. I'm still waking Is there an on it pill that I can take for jet lag this bad? I'm going to pick it until I have a six-pack. Seems like he would. it. Question four on. And then again, kind of what we were talking about with belief,

45:36 except like supernovas yeah i think you need a lot of belief for that but i mean i think that what you initially were hoping for. For some people, at what? Yeah, he's a fictional character. for the other handsome man. You know, my happiness has always come from doing things well. And practice doing things in a way that result in success. If you could give someone a pill, they'd be happy all day.

48:30 It never fucking rains. for as long as it likes, Yeah, that's why it is. And I'm like, wow, this is wrong yeah this is sad at one point of time that don't they go crazy yeah what happens it's only like light for like three hours a day yeah and They're holding out. I mean, that's what happened before. water and we go over his house sometimes and check it out.

51:16 Yeah. It's like, this might be worth it. Well, it's our our friend like our one friend I don't think things rocket Yeah, totally. bank pangea yeah why are you bent pants berries and meteors because they have a large section of sand. And now all of a sudden it changed the way the ocean comes in. All someone has to do is go up there and dig some shit

54:15 But if the poles shifted. Yes. So that ice hasn't been bounded up and frozen yet. These Russian guys have been working for years, And you look at it, Or a round cephalopod it's a 400 million year-year-old machine. 10 atoms wide, and it would stretch for 125 billion miles They have no idea. Yeah, I think it's just they're being silly. about when you apply that to some linguistic theories,

57:39 the language if you stretch out enough books together as the word the. And then the third so the DNA that controls controls our genes the part that than any machine could ever possibly record. But we are an unbelievable biotechnical miracle. Accessing those areas of the brain that we think don't do anything. They'd be fucked up on this drug, running around maniacs you'd have to contain them you can't

1:00:42 and it's gone you know and no worries this was just like nausea, like the worst food poisoning ever. You're like, well, I learned a lot about myself. I've got to take a piss at this point too. the the horizontal lines of of static you know like yeah it was like like all across my vision people that know it i know i mean this was like this was like unreal and i think maybe from the

1:02:55 That's hilarious. to understand pussy and that is a disaster like nobody wants to understand pussy like it's good But the physical experience, the whole point of that being, And you think that it was like implanted? was like, all right, I want to focus beyond myself and really kind of get out there. And so I started everything starts to suck back in slowly, slowly, slowly, boom, and goes back into another point, which is another big bang.

1:05:22 And then what I saw was this giant kind of electronic to be life and that was the force behind it and so that i mean this is getting kind of really out I don't think there has to be any, even when I'm going to talk about talking to other people. With a boga, I can explain all of it by just my very best thinking running forever in an elliptical loop.

1:07:53 Now, realize that that is a fraction of a galaxy. may very likely be a whole other universe There's a giant fucking rock that could fall on us and smash us to bits. It's one quarter the size of us, and it's just floating above us, Of course there could be, stupid. small and that was this so so how this came to me i think is interesting because everything else

1:10:25 Because I have it perfectly visually in my head. It's almost like it's made up of limited pixels. green color but it's blue loincloths or no just it's more made of blocks you know like blocks atom of a much larger yeah yeah and then it really does go on above that as well being aware of what we are aware of currently. this dial and tuning in to next dimensions

1:12:25 and like all that shit was bullshit everyone knows how far the moon was He's getting back at me. super smart like if kangaroos started eating some leaf and all of a sudden they started figuring out I just went through 24 hours on a boga. that come out as spirit teachers. it's what it started to tell me was it was like well you underestimate how much you know an

1:15:09 how long it really was there's a vision but just everybody kind of pulling together unified as if they probably had some technology back then It was covered by sand. I think they probably had some machines sense like bricks yeah and then you know that that's how it was made so perfectly Just the fact that they, in the Great Pyramid of Giza, is a marvel.

1:17:34 they're way like, amazing like this King Tutankhamen's tomb of mandrake, water lily, and poppy. the gateway between life and death and you look at that and you're like that's fucking dna like And so like when you're taking mushrooms and you close your eyes and you see your house does look like in an Egypt ride at Disneyland. There's, you know. Yeah, I just...

1:20:53 be that and this is kind of a little bit more where i'm starting to fall into is that you're like someone will say something to me in Portuguese from Brazil, and I go, I don't know what that It's just being presented to you through a way that the universe believes you'll understand. if you were having a conversation with a real person, And wise is the key.

1:23:14 but they were so happy that anybody was listening to them because now all of a sudden they're There's a real ghost. Every ghost, the only ghosts that are allowed is people that were so annoying It's a movie, What if Jar Jar Binks to figure out what's real You are encountering something. But are there half-lion, half-man apparitions, No, under a psychedelic experience.

1:26:18 Oh my God, you're not supposed to do that. That's a bad experience. Eradicated fear of death. But that was something pretty unique. So what were you saying when you were, what were you on the path of saying when you were I mean, a lot of these initiates, His grandfather had to take it. Heaven is when you leave your body and you can look back on your life and say, God damn, I did a good job. I did the best I fucking could.

1:29:18 to do your best and be cool to people and be nice and get through this as easy as you and they give you spring tea with lemon juice in it And then you're going to get to this point of instability. that we know this now Don't we want nicer people?? Don't we want nicer people? back into our people abstract notion that you sort of pay credence to but as a real community a community of loved ones

1:31:43 of psychedelics back into culture, The youth of today are a completely different animal than the youth of just 10, 20 years ago. It's legal. Yes, it's preventing evolution. maybe. But whatever bad thing that a bad i did this me stupid fucking me did this. And that takes into a lot of religions like the New Guinea ones In New Guinea, Hold on. You could have chosen something better.

1:35:12 penetration or by swallowing the ejaculations of older males they fellate. They're not living with the truth. the other so it's this bad kind of karmic momentum that gets developed. Boys are separated from their mothers when they're 7 to 14 years old who top them in anal intercourse for six years. Playgirl.com or what? It's called every day. greek yeah well they did there's a lot of cultures went down that road it's really interesting when

1:38:54 whole entire culture to turn that way i don't think there's been really a good amount of That's not good. I'm trying to get big and strong. No, you got to really get into it For months and months And months Before you really Study that has been shown Ridiculously strong So one guy just fucking volunteers This guy is just taking dick in the ass all day.

1:40:53 Can you do it for America? Only accidentally gay. I got proposition proposition by a gay Silly bitch. famous and gay with a lot of power It was not necessarily physical If that was on, it was the government mandate that that would be included Tons of gay butt sex. mutiny and so alexander who always led from the front on his horse bucephalus with his you know

1:44:08 Someone would write something But when you attribute quotes and they go remember that time you did that and make up fill in the blank if horses are giving birth to pigs so you have these that's how they influence Mm-hmm. consistent. You never take it right in the noon. It's very rare that you'll do a day ceremony. So Has anybody ever died of dehydration or anything?

1:46:59 Does he have summertime ones? he has a lot of the same start but then at a certain point he blacked out because you just Did you have a voice-activated one, or it just picked it up? They've had those forever. Your eyes are fucking blown out. if you want and there are some times where i'd go to ask them questions but the moment you form a You asked about aliens.

1:49:22 and bringing us to a point of sentience. chimp like a human soul once it's human, you can never go back to chimp And that was like, I was not expecting that at all and that's what it was just like boom just Do you feel you have an advanced soul? So. One of the most important things for everybody, when people get old and they fall apart, You know, I went to visit this guy

1:52:19 And it's one of the, like, dude like you talk to him about his cues and and you see the passion in what he does, really feel proud of you know the the creative force inside of us is the most the the thing that Except pussy. like happy good feeling thing that just keeps you yeah well you're creating a positive feedback loop Do we have worker bee humans that are just out there

1:54:56 france was during the riots and fucking garbage everywhere right like i am doing my part in that So they put themselves into Budweiser and football or whatever. If you're hammering something, there's fire. and a lot of it was also on the construction of the samurai swords. creation of samurai swords and then afterwards look at the blade you see the etchings and the

1:57:05 we're lucky that we have a window into the Japanese samurai sword making. could forget that that critical part of history where people have figured out this insane you for the blade and then you can spend like 3 500 on some dude just polishing it giving it that you like arrows and then arrows were pretty early were they before they figured out the swords

1:58:56 Yeah, and the momentum kind of hucks it. of the you know technological advancements that allowed them to conquer way out shoot the other archers which is one of the you know technological They had to use bows and arrows That's how I first found out but now they've like yeah it's like a giant piece of bamboo yeah do you ever seen that photo of uh there's uh people flying over in a plane

2:00:54 And one of them was all blue. really he also is he has a great personality and the way he explains things he's like a really when you hear it again, that the atoms that comprise life on earth the atoms that make up the human body And those planets now have the ingredients for life itself. There's a level of connectivity. That's amazing that that came off a question, too.

2:04:21 of him breaking down things A guy who's in charge of a huge company term that directed panspermia yeah it was also a theory of uh of francis crick basically what he for life, the odds of that happening at random are one over the number one with 260 zeros after it one over one with 260 zeros that's the just the pure probability of those His theory was that beings seeded the planet.

2:06:57 It's pretty well referenced, too. oh shit there's a plane. Holy fuck. all the dinosaurs and left a huge fucking crater in the Yucatan. that it was some directed panspermia. that are going to be optimal for living in whatever We have giant fucking lizards. You can't even grow past a mole. you're like a little mole running around the dirt like the biggest thing that a lot of apparently, and some crocodiles and stuff like that, right? The ocean stuff.

2:09:58 that the Christians are always screaming for. Like, how the fuck do these assholes figure it out? right bitches i'm here for reals you guys are blowing it but i think that's it doesn't seem like that's there it seems like if they are there they're I mean, all of them seem to be about self-reflection. Psychedelic drugs, man, are not to be taken for recreation.

2:11:45 That's not bad. You know, you can't tell me I'm abusing it. The tell me it's bad if I ate a little bit of mushrooms and laughed my ass off. That's not bad. I mean, there are certain settings where you should take them seriously. It's obvious. They're self-improvement devices. And I think the, you know, kind of the making having that absent for so many years these puritans and pilgrims and all of this you know

2:13:38 Well, the psychedelics. We're your family. even though it's a Schedule I substance. It's a small congregation right now in New Mexico. Jesus Christ. You know, this is one of the tools to show you truth. but it just said, it showed me a picture of Congress and everybody just being completely naked, like no clothes, no nothing. falsehood to like covering up his disgusting body but does that does that preclude someone

2:16:36 But at a certain point, you just look past it and like, oh, these people are cool or That's exactly what they should do. and empowered and and willing to do crazy shit and on behalf of their uh special interest groups and they get rejected by women it's it's worth being led and all of these people you know to use and this ridiculous pageantry And with any game,

2:18:58 to an optimal life. What is that nonsense? No. laws laws that make sense would fucking get overrun with people and they'd be thriving and their gdp I don't think it's possible for the federal government to elect a cool leader. And if they really had autonomy to make those laws, arrested they go to federal trial and they're not even allowed to use the phrase medical marijuana

2:21:40 just to make it easier for you to win. They should throw them in a fucking volcano. What kind of weird black socks wearing,aring, scotch-drinking cunt bag are you? from the different traditions and was like you got to run the fucking gauntlet now and dude i This is the next level shit. Mexico can be anything, yeah. She was struggling with a lot of deeper issues.

2:24:13 dude i don't know it's kind of cool that dude that dude did a good job yeah yeah so anyway so That's insane, man. and it feels like there's a 500-pound pancake on your body, No, I mean, it was kind of silly. if the plane was crashing? while the plane is crashing, rhino horn that's on duty 24 7 the boner is a very elusive sort of a a chemical reaction that has to

2:27:06 Clunk, clunk, clunk. with Viagra for penis enlargement. There's like a bunch of different drugs that do things like that. So we make it through. And I was like huh and even fucking see shit right so i had to like walk through the fire anybody watching you to make sure We could take little sips of water. And it was like so light and so flexible. It's very rare.

2:30:24 Like the cursor was gone. Give me an example. No, no, not necessarily. same answer at almost the same time. is the coffee stain on that chess table that we used to play She's hot as fuck, 19, ready to go. And so you talk to these people, because he would just flip me off and laugh you know and i would visualize this and eat and i'd and he's going go back inside and pointing it pointing my finger his finger at me like don't

2:34:30 almost like a an advent calendar was some people i would put them in different houses or places you were tripping hard hard hard and this and this goes and then all the way to the next all the way i woke up the next morning and i was like oh like i feel like i hadn't slept you know like i was really kind of edgy you know and like And there's a lot of

2:37:00 cool the little program they have on there and by the time i did that you know rode horseback took researched and verified this but across the board they tout a 93% effectiveness rate thing they talk about the the physical health benefits and you know it seems like it's really body's you know kind of vibration resetting resetting resetting the machine pulling out

2:39:40 uh does it feel like a higher power does it feel like a higher intelligence? But does it feel like you're being guided? epiphanies that are kind of tangentially related this one was a direct fucking question and answer What was the other one? Optimist I think you of exploring these parts of your mind just conquer that fear you know use the tools The Tabernacle.

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