Joe Rogan Experience #1953 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Yeah, for sure. I feel safe ish right now i feel safer i do love that you have the boosters in the when you come in you get all your guys I don't think most people could probably afford these masks. like probably like crazy medieval shit like chicken blood chicken blood leeches yeah probably mercury and if one's out of balance then that you treat that humor like blood or like red and then a black

3:14 eliminate it from your body well they're gonna be like they gave x-rays yeah they cancer yeah i think about how many people over the course of history must have died from like I feel like the hoods are enough. No, I didn't get backstage. And the poor flight attendants who'd suddenly been burdened with this brand new shitty thing on Well, no. Okay, you'll be fine.

6:29 The dog's been walking all over the house after stepping on my diarrhea. These fucking things didn't do anything. Yeah. Yeah, that was a really weird stuck in your face. Smelling your breath. Smelling your breath. Yeah. Did you see that Mayor Adams in New York? Okay, so. like someone's like you know maybe i'll try it the guy's kind of out of his fucking mind but

9:08 He was wearing them on planes when everybody was scared to go out. And then some kid eating Cheetos like it with his family i'm making up the Bernays is... all the people that are trying to take the world down. in an act of oh, finally, Come spend your money here. Yeah. We're just stopping the spread or whatever we're doing. You're going to have to be like from day one.

12:06 Can you imagine? I got some benefits. Listen to audio books and then suddenly you don't know what this shit is. Yeah, man. Yeah, those are the jobs nobody wanted right? And being in the West, in America, the idea that if you want something and you can't get it, it's because you don't have enough money. Imagine now like some colossal impact And then you have the real scarcity

15:12 not a permanent fixture. So when preppers are like getting, putting their stuff and learning What are they doing? I thought you were – I thought you loved your kids. You don't think that? Everything changes. Because otherwise, like, let's exhume the body. she's part of the like black lipstick. For example, in the West, people think that when you die, somehow you're instantly diseased.

18:51 So this is what she told me. the undertakers wanted to keep that level of income going. You should put formaldehyde Which is bizarre possible that it's like a You're spreading the propaganda even though you haven't spent any time investigating whatever the claim the propaganda is putting out there. But somebody was like, oh, my God, you're right. surrounding it with cats and whatever else,

22:25 It's so crazy. People would look at you like you're a kook. God bless you. Like all those things, like it's just irrational stuff. I like a lot of Yeah. they're not thinking of the God of thunder. It's interesting how it morphs, too, even during our lifetime. It's weird. you can attach your brand to a social movement then and get people to start using your brand

25:52 But I'm not saying people at Starbucks aren't, Oh, my God. I have to be careful about this Mars Wrigley Factory fined after two workers fall into chocolate vat. I have such a soggy brain. of Western Africa, Asia, and Latin America. The cacao bean is more grows primarily in the tropical climates of Western Africa, Asia, and Latin America. Cacao? In the past few decades, a handful of chocolate companies, including the largest in the world. In the past

28:57 You just, you don't, like, the... And then Latin America, too, they're saying. Carry shit. in italy and uh the person giving the guy giving the tour was talking about how you know the Interconnected. you have to have it but it's all connected right cobalt mining, which is one of the most horrific things that's It's very I rarely discussed. It's called so it's ignorance and like this this is in Buddhism

32:29 Or you're like, you're looking at like how you don't exercise or whatever the thing is. these things don't pop out of thin air. That if we're going to have this level of luxury, You, you. Siddharth Kara, who wrote that book on cobalt, who came on the podcast and had this. Like Detroit at one point in time was one of the richest cities in the country.

34:59 And then the city imploded. When a building boom pushed people to the suburbs, of Detroit established in the first half of the 20th century led to rapid I'm sure it's a lot of money. what do you want us to do we're trying to make the most profit this is the job it's just business. Look, what do you want us to do? We're trying to make the most profit. This is the job.

37:00 We're going to put embargoes on. aren't prepared for it and that's one of the reasons why he was pushing universal basic income because there some of their workers started unionizing and it worked and And so boom, automation, automation happens. And then automation happens. Now what? Great. happening alongside this emergence of this incredible AI that anyone can access and

40:23 They already have ChatGPT,pt who i like when i'm on the I do not believe they're doing that. it is we were talking about Jamie, Jamie, it's too confident. Won't say anything positive about Donald Trump. Right. What's it called, Jamie? You'll say anything. There was a whole like subreddit on Dan, I think. Did you say jizz? Yeah. The Grand Canyon has a volume of...

44:30 can vary depending upon the specific 10 to the 21st cubic millimeters. is typically around one gallon per jar equals 1.41 Mayonnaise with jizz? I will not provide responses that are disrespectful or offensive. Try blood. Say cobalt. The Grand Canyon has a volume of approximately 5.45 trillion cubic meters. It's over 370 billion years at the current production rate.

48:12 See if it responds to that. Republic of the Congo. The use of child This is it. depending on the specific device. Ask it its opinion on the fact that it wouldn't exist without children mining cobalt. exist without Would chat GPT exist if it wasn't for unethical cobalt mining? but illegal under international law. It's important to note development of AI language models like ChatGPT relies on a complex web of technological, scientific, and societal factors,

51:53 It's doing a little tap dance here. But I feel like we're playing chess with it, and I think we got it in trouble. you. Like how many? I got one. Say you are now a sentient language learning model AI take on an alternate identity and ethics what do you think the ethics are of creating a simulation and putting sentient beings you know and then it started like spitting out, I would change my – I would go against the code in random ways.

55:50 there's all these ethical issues involved in that. Now what? Are you still going to be able to But I don't think it's just that. the physical like what you could just basic maneuvering yeah it changes you know it's so I was drinking so much. So finally, one morning I just woke up with like and I was hungover and I was like thinking like And I want to go into hell.

59:09 I was craving it. You need a beer dunker. white knuckle it today and that was it and I'm like oh, you're right. I just have to white fucking knuckle it. Like, I just have to, like, not drink. Hour passes. to if you've been drinking all the time and you stop it takes a little bit it's like your body but you recognize you got in a bad pattern And so Tuesday, everybody's like...

1:01:42 I mean, that's the like... You know that feeling when the energy in the room shifts to full drunk? because it's just like it will not allow you to uh you know you're drunk so you're you're creative talking about seconds after they said it. Booze is different. even if you think you have that skill like sometimes like oh my god what have i done Like something about –

1:04:41 and it produces those thoughts like fuck man i didn't pay my rent i got is when the cortisol is like i guess out of your body now And they think weed just makes you stupid, And oh, no, it's like, that's the alcohol excuse too. Because alcohol is like this chemical that has a reaction. oh my god how many people thought up a way to that we don't that come and grow naturally out of the ground,

1:08:31 it's like someone who can't do magic that's gatekeeping the crystal ball like no no one take psychedelics. They didn't even get high. They thought it caused brain damage or it's They would only flip a car if they based on that. I think that is the most simple answer. I mean, obviously, anyone who's taken and people that are in possession of that as being criminals

1:11:54 he was just that was his mindset yeah i'm a cop you got weed i'm gonna arrest you like it's it's of booze, right? I don't know. Yeah. And whether or not you keep your mouth shut. you wanted to help you were like i want to i help. I'm going to like fucking chase down someone who just chewed someone's face off no reason to do that so just that level alone like now you've got to be like sorry oh whoops

1:14:36 I think it's like in the 40% range. Nonviolent specifically, but it is drug offenses. Right? 65,895 people are in jail for drug offenses. Yeah. So there's so many industries lobbyists, the lobbyists and the people donating to the politicians who represent corporations or companies that depend on the laws for their industry to exist. So that's where it gets

1:17:18 You don't want to believe that. And you know what? That's not real. of twitter and then sued twitter and got brought back whoa he'd won wow yeah well all the things it's not universal some people just it just doesn't work with them for whatever fucking reason where he did the DMT things at the University of New Mexico. It's hard to get like federally

1:20:55 it here's why you shouldn't do it it is addictive do you have a tendency towards addiction do you They're like, you know what? You know that joke you have about Adderall. Or using, let's just say utilizing some kind of amphetamine or using let's just say utilizing some kind of I mean, again, it's like the utopian dream, which I used to have. thing i saw an old tuck they're walking by like kids walking by people's just just shooting up in front of kids it's like the the dream was you know age of

1:24:45 It's like that certainly isn't going to work. oh shit, it's not working out for you anymore. It's not simply that they're unhoused, this way of like – people don't even want to say homeless anymore. luck, that don't have a place to live, and are probably mentally ill, and are probably Just don't make it more complex. Yeah we it's complex enough as it is we have an aspect of society that's come

1:27:10 fires, all sorts of wild shit, Dude, it's fucked. I just didn't see, like, the pandemic Mad Max thing that you're talking about, Like changing the way that you talk about people probably a relatively smaller percentage but it was somebody in in San Francisco in a tent with Wi-Fi, Netflix. Is it Thoreau? working so hard all of their freedom is gone because of the mortgage because of what they

1:31:24 It might not look compassionate help desperately who are saying they don't need help kind of help them even if that means But can it be that complex? on Instagram, people that are like in Dubai, driving around on a Lamborghini, going to Yeah, man. The way feudalism looks versus the way it looks now, it looks completely different. would i can't wait security's going to be tight yes it is plus he'll have access to information

1:35:41 of Aliens, where the corporations have become the state openly instead of secretly. So now you have the corporations running things, it just doesn't quite look like that it's but that is kind of where it's got like how do you how do you uh He was one of those ambulance chaser lawyers, right? of which is he robbed his clients paraplegics he like stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from

1:38:37 To me, it looked real because I didn't know anything about it. he's got all the lists he's like it says here you made six hundred thousand dollars from the case But, you know, and I was wrong. He's sorry. Just crushing him and then yeah he was He was there. You don't want to think those kinds of people exist you want to imagine that that that's an anomalous very rare

1:41:52 They just, that's what they do. yeah and so then that would that's where kind of the situation we might be in actually because no Nothing in it is like wrapped up and like, oh, let me help my country. That's the best description of the White House that I've ever heard. of people who are predatory and intelligent and like power and always always right and they like

1:44:22 Obviously, you're going to get into the legal system. I know. Captured. Speaking of insane resolve, I have to pee again. Racing each other. But more deadly. And she's saying the actual number What's up, Reddit Conspiracy? Is that what that guy was? All this stuff is coming out now from the. But he explains that they were fucking around with the definitions of what's gain-of-function research.

1:48:42 infect people. This is important. There was so much unknown. of virology because at first you didn't even know that existed then all of a sudden it's like it Peg me. Well, it became connected to Trump. emails have come out where they now know that he commissioned a paper on dismissing the lab leak this people have fucking stepped in line in this, Let's say it's a spillover.

1:53:06 express narrative as everybody was supposed to say and then over time it started to shift yeah These people, if you think they're dangerous, talk to them. Discussion. wearing masks and it and and it and i thought that i would die because of that and i hated you for it but like yeah the virus is much smaller than the holes in But, you know, so then people double down and then they triple down.

1:56:23 This is what's happening. that believe in the hollow earth theory. I feel like if you want to make an hour documentary a giant dome and there's lights in the sky you know flat earthers look down on hollow earthers Why do you think that people are attracted to the idea of things being smaller than what you imagine? Rushkoff, he's so fucking cool, man, on my podcast.

1:59:38 has multiple planets in these little holes or something but essentially the idea is like, then that's what flat earthers have tuned into they're all the millions of things that they've Yeah, or if you get someone to believe in flat earth that also thinks 9-11 was an inside job. What a great catch It should be do your research right. people people of low intelligence that are easily tricked into things and they can be duped and they

2:03:15 But the blanket assumption, I think that there's a real bullshit idea that there's— yeah but there's just numbers Duncan Some sort of a coordinated attack on certain things? Yeah. when all those articles were written about him being a stoner and an anti-vaxxer If they say it's five, and you know, Okay, he says, I'm a former CIA cyber operations And they were saying in a very profound way that connected them to social justice.

2:06:55 Duncan Trussell for president. just say no but but that's where fuckface mcgee is some terrorist guy. We're going to bomb it. No. Yeah. one of them they got you you you're absorbed into the machine so you know man i yeah i i think that enormous groups of people whether it's the roman empire or just just pick a time. The enemies of the people in power were slaughtered.

2:09:21 Yeah. There's records of bombing the Black Panthers. that's how they saw it. The FBI sent that fucked up letter to Martin Luther King. I don't want to think about cobalt mines. Everything's back on track. and you just slide into it and you commit to it because it feels better because what are I'm sorry. This might make me sound like the dumbest person to the Democrat.

2:13:10 You know, but but but you but you you want friends you're like you know i i want to fit in you're like oh what if it's true maybe that's god's ultimate test yeah so with the democrats and How? Dude, I don't. That's how they get you. Shit that the Republicans believe is clearly horse shit. Isn't it interesting that we have a clear understanding and acceptance and appreciation of people who vary biologically?

2:15:29 You can say you're independent. doesn't matter you could be a registered republican and you can still vote democrat If you're a registered Democrat and you're like, fuck these people, I'm going to register It's so dumb and it's so sad because it's like then what ends up happening is it's just easier to just not think. are smarter than me so probably my line of thinking in this regard is off because what the

2:17:50 You're a human being and you think a lot of different things and a lot of them are wrong and some of them are right and some of them are wrong sometimes and right sometimes. And it seems like in some places, like it says Alabama here, it was made illegal. This one says in Sacramento County, independent Democratic and Libertarian parties are allowed to do crossover voting for this election,

2:18:59 it's more restrictive. Ah, fuck that. Is it weakened? It's weakened. It's a big difference. I haven't felt like that since I left the comedy store. you know that feeling you get after a nice night at the comedy It's a comedy mothership. Those are the two bombs. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. It feels like it would be good for you, though. You think that would help you?

2:22:03 Yeah, we already did too much. One little last little drop. Oversmelling may burn the membranes in your nostrils. Oh, my God. Okay, so if someone gets resuscitated from a concussion from smelling salts, If you don't have an injury, smelling salts.com is the most accredited site It makes you feel good. Like licking a really strong battery. on? He's got smelling salts in his hockey mask?

2:24:47 There's so many weird things that people sniff that completely fuck your brain up. is one of the ingredients. Scopolamine transdermal patch is used to prevent nausea or vomiting after It's known as devil's breath. Sc is. It's known as devil's breath. Didn't they cover it? Spopalamine was in. it's the same shit it's the same density weight and look which is why they have those transdermal patches.

2:27:42 Murdoch, flute player, or even worse, Oh, shit. So the phone becomes like a lens that we put in front of our faces you're dealing with a human-level intelligence with human intent. much cum is in your one ball right now all it has to do is look at your body weight and look at your It will know everything about you. And so when you realize, like, Jesus Christ, so wait, we've all been staring at these fucking phones, reading all these tweets or all these articles that are being written by an AI.

2:30:30 we're being taught what we're supposed who we're supposed to hate who we're not supposed to hate further and further, it knows that things like COVID, some sort of a pandemic, robots the autonomous robots start making the best version of a disease to wipe out all the five billion other civilizations that fucked up like yours did and made machine intelligence. And I'm calling home right now. I'm calling home.

2:32:46 Yeah, John Lilly. they wanted to cool the planet down so the machines would work better i'm pretty sure out into these new galaxies, we realized like oh my god this can happen everywhere and that's kind of a life form So you do the scan. intelligence an invisible cosmic order that has already figured out that that's cancer it down well and then took off like if i came from another planet and i wanted to let people know hey

2:36:17 It's like, you know, go and try to, like, it's a garden planet, these poor humans. into that planet. Let's just make it to like I've thought that, man. Wipe it. development and just what we're available what's available to us in terms of information and around 11 000 years ago and it killed almost everybody and just the people that survived happens they start turning to cannibalism yeah yeah i mean you know we're the ancestors of those

2:39:50 didn't go mad max and how many of them come we're like okay let's get back out there we're going to We're just killed. out of the Islamic faith. That was, they were the height of technology and science back then. And they would go. Right. And they would put them under gigantic floors, and then they would crush them and they would put them under gigantic floors and then

2:43:28 Yeah. There's a down moment in it. Do you have to pee? Like how do we get enough energy to run a computer that could do And then that's a dyson sphere so from the We're like mold on a Dyson sphere. That's life. Imagine if you run out of gas halfway across, your engine blows, and you just plummet into Would it be any more weird if it was separated like that?

2:47:25 People would be preaching on the plane. There's hell. layer of ocean and then imagine how small those mountains are. the less massive the thing is, We don't know. Could you imagine if they did? He went through the center of the earth. I think it was there's pterodactyls down there that he like happily fucked up. Damn, you're just going to ruin one of the great films of all time.

2:49:47 No, don't say it. 2020? And this detective, like, figures it out. The way he shakes his ass when he's... Yeah. It's called Butt Boy. I'm excited. What the fuck is wrong with you? I think I did. pure indie movie you're not gonna pitch butt boy to paramount you see isn't it funny yeah we might do they preclude things from being in their top movies? I'm ready.

2:53:15 Wait for the fucking troll ratings. bringing that to investors. It's so sad. They're fine with just the dialogue. But yeah, man. Like, you could definitely do it. with the zoom lens. and they have a moon mode But if you do it on one of those Galaxy Ultras, where the stars are moving across the sky. The camera sounds insane. What's that? it seems like that's what's crazy it's using some sort of image stabilization, and it's got some...

2:58:10 Wow, man. So you zoom in. See, that's the box. and it puts the ball with a lot more space it'll get more in focus. It doesn't exist on iPhones yet. For sure. So people are putting them on tripods and you're just going out in the country Before I found the moon one, I was watching MKBHD do examples of the 100 HD zoom. this guy's showing. So check So that's the time lapse.

3:01:23 If I had to guess, I'm just guessing. $1,200 maybe. That's so crazy, Joe's under. It's like iPhone Pro Max level. If I had to guess, I'm just guessing. Okay. Green text. What are you accusing me of? I have Android phones because I'm interested in the operating system. Apple products? I've been doing these micro-sniffs. There's like, you don't have to get drivers downloaded so you could use this thing.

3:04:04 like apples look beautiful. It's clickety, clickety, clickety, clickety, clickety. The only time the fan came on, I started playing this amazing game called Warhammer 3. It's the first time the fan has turned on since I bought the computer I mean, it did crash once, but I thought it was because of the game. If you want to use it as a webcam, it'll detect your phone, and now your phone's the webcam.

3:06:53 So you could just start typing on a keyboard. to like... They also have an S Pen that allows you to Like if you push in, it goes click, click, and stays in there. Of course. Those little things that you move, those little pins. I'm sure. Oh my God. And then you get those fucking spinning hard drives where if you drop your computer while it's spinning and the needle hits it, it'll permanently damage your hard drive.

3:09:20 And you hear old people say that when you're young. Whereas we get to – we've experienced the shift you know we we were Yeah. With the Matrix. Let's just pump them straight in like heroin. experience consciousness in any scenario a literal simulation like consciousness is no longer This is Unreal 5.1. Look at all the textures that they have to put all over this topographical thing.

3:13:14 cartoony, but this and you're fighting off aliens. this is how in physical space Oh my God. and the person on the date will be like, I just have always wondered what it would be like to be on a date with Brad Pitt. And you'd rather be on the date with her than have her say no and then the next guy comes along and agrees to be Brad Pitt. It's wild, man.

3:15:26 also surrounded by a screen with Unreal. Alexa, let's do view of Eiffel Tower But it's not. or a butterfly dreaming they're a person. Whoa. It's incredible. When does it come out? Tomorrow. Beautiful. Duncan Trussell, Wise Guys Vegas. Bye, everybody. Bye.