Joe Rogan Experience #1984 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Why did you choose blue? Those little thin silver ones? What's it like to be a club owner to you, sir? are like, does it bother you that Red Band opened Yeah, Fat Man's the main room. I think it's kind of cool. Well, we have so many good spots just on that one street i mean vulcan is just a few doors down So there's music and comedy are the big things in this town.

2:14 Fucking cunts. So is it Ellis Bullard Music on Instagram? it'll probably get back to them. That sucks. Right. It is weird. without ever touching the phone. It's the best. It's a real bummer that Tesla Well, now you can. Now they give you the option. You could probably get yours bit better that's actually cool yeah that's third party they did a nice interior in that car too

5:18 and act like you're ordering a car, and one of the I want that so bad. But just like the little thing, I'm not putting the horn in the middle and the turn signals. Are you sure? Okay. So bad. Right. yeah the one in behind this left stock well that's the adjuster right yeah but When in my car, I don't even have to look knob and adjustments on the screen.

7:45 Temperature. Porsche knows how to do it. Some parts, like blinkers. Click, click, click, click. Keep it like that. Don't be putting Like, why are you doing that? You see that? different the screen border is a lot smaller it has a USB-C port now. And the volume rocker, it's not two buttons anymore. to a group chat last night If you have an android person in your iphone group chat

10:09 You have to leave them out, make a new group chat, be like, sorry. I'm not trying to talk shit on my Androids, but that's what I do. Especially video. They figure out everything first. They have way better screen real estate there's much more It was pretty cool, but now I feel like a loser. It's pretty much it knows what the moon looks like, How do they not get in trouble with that?

12:40 Yeah. You should know that. Off of image. Who? Right, with guns. That's like a guy who just likes to work on transmissions. Tequila seems to be the best in terms of how you feel afterwards. tequila press you ever have that that's that that's uh it's tequila with soda and a splash of Sprite. It's great. Yeah. I don't know. And all those hydration products, the sodium content in those are out of control.

16:31 Yeah. I don't think sodium, I think that's one of those things where there's like a lot This is another one of those tales. Exactly, yeah. Dirty mine. Yeah, is sodium bad for you? FDA. They're major corporations. And she doesn't have insurance. but it was the most ridiculous thing ever. So what's the story with sodium? So I got an answer from consuming too much sodium can have

20:51 Foods that are high in sodium include processed and packaged foods, fast food, salty snacks. diet based on like a, you fill out a form, like how many times a week do you eat meat? How many monster and people still anymore huh i don't think they think it's bad anymore right it's not bad It was never bad for you. Especially that kind of old school East Coast Chinese food with monosodium glutamate.

22:57 Imitation crab. What is it? No, it's fish. That's it. Yeah, that's why. But it tastes good. You're eating a lot of wheat. Wow. Wow. Found out that back in the 60s, But keep the exact same menu that Taco Bell has and all the ingredients. this is the best tacos ever. and tag them and stuff. Yep. Everything's smaller now. Really? You know how it used to taste like smoke and everything?

27:52 You can't. You shouldn't tell people that. I think that's the best because you can get jalapenos and bacon. They have those Cajun fries. Yeah, those NADC burgers, it's hard to fuck with that. Double patty smash burger. Right? And then on Friday and Saturdays, they have a legit pizza oven. It's so true. Yeah, it's important for Italy That's why you can't get the right dough.

30:44 Everyone always said that. But what do you think is in water, That changes the dough, right? from another planet that would sort of recreate A little bit of fucking I sample them frequently. It's a little more – it's way too nice kind of. You know, if the Italians go to, you know, California, they'd have great pizza out there. It's like there's something missing when you get

33:08 It's a very small area where they grow the best cigars. And then like a week later, he said on his podcast that he found out they were all fake. affect stuff so much like that's the mineral content that's the 100 article i'm reading right Wonder Bread. Like a Wonder Bread peanut butter and jelly sandwich is Wonder Bread grilled cheese. eat peanut butter and jelly peanut butter and jelly's not good for you anyway. Let's stop playing games.

35:20 It's that high. Look, it was so good, dude. Well, when you walk up to the meat cutter, you give the guy your ticket, tell him what you want, Like he started there when he was behind the counter, the meat cutters, Whatever. It's awesome. Old and people eating there. Whatever. It's awesome. your place, a couple weeks ago Yeah, we put that in there. to me. That's because that's the recreation

38:25 devil's tower and took people aboard and aliens got out the mothership that's what it was yeah What are we saying to each other? it would be, like, very synthetic sounds, Yeah, but better. That's the 70s. It's definitely not, but it's also not realistic to not have people on their phones. to the bathroom and he follows her into the bathroom and starts talking about how he wants to fuck her on the sink.

41:17 Like, oh, you got to see Top Gun. Showgirls is the best cocaine movie of all time. on this. Really? This is so weird. The writer's strike's happening right now, right? I would just do AI. I think they had ChatGPT write an episode. That would be easy. It made up three people. I heard that there's people that work behind the scenes on like ChatGBT and they're just

44:54 Less toxic? for thousands of dollars like iPhones. to make your phone. There used to be that one. I will never use an iPhone. Just get him an Apple Watch and see what happens. I go, yeah, that's the time AirDrop's amazing. It's crazy that that thin little thing has amazing battery life, crazy processing power. Don't they have a terabyte? No. I need to do that again.

48:37 What's a John Wick gun? shoot guns at gun ranges, they're always That's the Glock. That thing is so nice. So I'll wait. Yeah. It's great. Mm-hmm. on streaming it's not that long yeah i can wait a few months there's plenty to watch me too are you watching succession no i don't watch it at all i don't watch any of those i watched uh He grilled my girlfriend because she's Asian.

51:22 I've never had elk meat and kimchi, but I love kimchi. It's getting hot. He can really cook. I can cook. The ultimate goal for the podcast is a ranch. on a fishing boat. I failed my eye test at the DMV the other day. And the DMV was no different. You know? and doesn't make me read the bottom, makes me read the middle. He's mad at you. because they look at your tent,

54:14 I mean, there was, like, some stuff we had to go through, but everybody was really pleasant to deal with. He was cool as shit. of the comedy store's here. So we're flying people in. If you don't like Harlan, like, who doesn't like Harlan? He's so nice to everyone. Yeah, so having guys like that, like, come in every week is amazing. the 10 o'clock show.

56:24 He fucking loved the fact that his quote is on the wall, though, in neon. Come on, get it together, bitch. Oh, that's great. Everything's perfect. And you remember this time and that time and oh my god it's fucking that camaraderie that you get from a home base you're there like how is this real how did we do it and especially for us because we talked about

58:36 Lowering the ceiling, I heard, took an extra two months just for that? So this is like while construction was going on. They had a cut into the bar the rebar and shit Best sound system ever. It's like everything I could have ever hoped it would be. even people that are staffed there, and go do their spot at the Improv. like a yoni or somebody we were trying to set it up

1:01:20 Amateurs. unless there's other comics as a young comic and watch. yeah yeah that's good and to test out the too. A lot of people think a minute, Right now, we only have it To make it a little bit more intimate and stuff. and it's like, what's in that door? The speakeasy business in this town is very interesting. Floppy Disk Repair. It's like, They might tell you,

1:04:43 I've never been inside of it Like, what? Special weird drinks. Hmm. Okay. I can't really saw a lot of pictures of that. It's like Swings. So it's just a bar with- Special weird drinks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they do a lot of shows there. and they used to have this really cool courtyard with all this really cool stuff. He said it's like 70 seats. There's all sorts of mics that are going on all over the fucking place.

1:06:35 They all have different themes, like the theme from The Shining. He also did, the RZA has a bar in Staten Island you know what it's called Jamie uh Danny Brown took me to it and it's uh it's something Wu-Tang That's what Danny Brown told me. Maybe I misheard him, but that was a while ago. No. But the Chinese food here is legit, too. Yeah. It's great. Yeah It's off 6th. West 6th.

1:08:32 Oh, yeah. but maybe it's new. Have you seen that? the other day. That's cool. Oh shit, I That's it? It could be a mountain lion. Do you still have a cat? oh have you seen those Those cats are real close to a wild cat. No, it's not that. Yeah, see? Yeah. You wouldn't have any furniture. Yeah. Yeah, what are you doing? There's like a bunch of animals you're not allowed to have in California.

1:12:51 So you need a license in Missouri, Oklahoma, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, Idaho, North Dakota, and South Dakota. You're a goddamn criminal. That just said the same thing as the thing on the top. and even if they don't mean harm, they can cause it simply by playing. cool to have one. I'm sure yes. It's like, right?

1:14:52 Oh, this kid was killed over the weekend. Like a regular domestic cat's not enough for you. this also calls it a savannah cat you think that means yeah yeah yeah angry savannah cat angry Oh, they could have it on. What are you doing, though? Vicious cerebral attack? This is out in the wild. yelling at each other. They were trying to Someone put captions on it.

1:18:10 Almost. It's interesting how they both know not to get after it because they can get fucking hurt. Just running away from big cats. that's the cleanup crew of nature anybody with a limp They control territory. really good, man. And the footage is a lot of monkeys oh god I was like, is that a rat? Possums are ruthless little fuckers. Right. I told you when we lived in Burbank, Janice called me once when I was at the

1:22:20 wildlife. That bitch is gonna Oh my god. Well, I guess that is like, hey, I don't want to fight. Then you just pretend you're already neutralized. imparts some sort of It's like a numbers game. I'd take a raccoon any day over that. oh god it looks fake Oh, okay. Because they get shot. No, no, I know. But I've seen so many mid-journey and fake AI photos,

1:25:15 yeah that's the world we live in now dude you're not going to be able to tell within a year And it's a fake kid. Like, watch out for this new scam. The claim was that it sounded like the grandchild or whatever. So I've told my parents, I'm like, hey, don't believe anything you hear anymore. I'm reminding my mom every week just in case she forgets. Like, should I be proud to be white?

1:27:47 It will. Most AI models only work across one or two modes but our new image bind model works across six text audio images and video world can access and build on top of these state-of-the-art models. I'm More like Zuckerberg. No, no, that was him. I hate vocal fry. Yeah. doesn't it seem like the beginning of a movie that like 12 years ago, Hunting down the last biologics.

1:30:59 Mm-hmm. She has a perfect body, and she doesn't even eat food. He's trying to get something. I know, you told me. because sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy never makes mistakes, never shows up to work that's happy family the scene right before Those fucking movies, it's so odd when you go back or something that changes the interface between humans and the web and technology, I think

1:34:56 and drones are going around shooting people drones are telling you go back to your place no computers are here After a while, they'll die off. Yeah. They're only allowed living in a place where everybody makes their own houses and people fucking pass butter around, you want to be in that group. It's like, okay, all right. There's different groups, I believe.

1:37:05 One of the two. Maybe the ones you were around. Like, COVID didn't affect them at all. I would imagine if you're a person of that lifestyle, you'd probably be pretty healthy. They probably don't have vitamins or anything. Amish and Mennonites. Taking a chance of coming to America At the end of the 1700s, Yeah. make America better. Get it on a boat to get to them.

1:39:55 No. Yeah. Yeah. No, they stopped. Oh, right here. Let me see if it just shows. Oh, look what I did. There's another one that's weird, too. She would panic and think it's like a religious thing. it was regular wine he still doesn't know well he probably knows now but what happened uh he got Some old folks, they start finding edibles and they go, hey.

1:42:40 He's got his own edible brand. Have some Delta 9, Dad. We were spraying zinc in our mouth or some metal. Yeah, it's just electrocuted. person that gives out medical prescriptions for weed like you're not getting like the best minds So all these people that are making money off a weed They're full of shit. They like the left to have abortions They want people to be upset. They took away our abortion and then the

1:46:48 What is it? It's fucked up that they're outlawing like plan B though. You can't take a pill and like stop it in its tracks. Right. Put down the tarp, hon. and it just like I don't. Isn't there like a fucking dose that you use? Ew. I've always liked a lot of lotion. You like things getting all slimy? 100%. Oh, they know. Yeah, a bunch of cocoa butter.

1:50:03 Slip and slide. It's like It's fun People are gross, too. Is about to Title 42, end of the coronavirus restrictions and asylums. But, like, there's some videos that show people making their way across. Like kids are not going back to work. If you lived in another country, this is the promised land. You can come over here, It's funny, though, that at a certain point in time, we're like, stop.

1:53:57 No, the whole idea is you've got to become a citizen. No. It's probably like, I bet there's operatives that work in all sorts of different foreign countries Yeah. harvest vote from if they really wanted voting to be fair they'd make everybody would if like You can't vote because you're stupid. Elon Musk, I bet he could I drive a Tesla. Oh, boy. That guy?

1:57:02 That's what I thought I was looking at. I think Elon said that he wants to meet him. That was a deep fake. No. Your girlfriend's Asian. There's like two people that look very similar. They have the same face, not the same hair. I go to 100%, oh, you're her sister. Those are great. It's even if, it could be unlocked even if you have an evil sibling who looks close enough to you.

1:59:44 Right. You know? It's weird how good it works unlocks. I'm like, how did you even see me from over here? Right. Interesting. fingerprint is the I mean they have I'm looking at my computer right now. It's like that little strip is bigger one, I think. That's it? Yeah, I think all gonna get the ultra that's probably gonna be the number one selling phone people i can't

2:01:59 Next month? I got to piss. We'll be right back do you do the the t injection yourself yeah Do you have a lot of blood? and let the blood squirt out. Yeah. Where they drill holes in the heads Why are they doing this? God, why are we watching this yeah it's stupid Isn't there? That's not recycling. So like bloodletting is actually a real medical procedure?

2:05:11 I haven't had one. Maybe the testosterone has made your butthole muscles more robust. That's weird. Yeah, Ari went through that for most of his life. I think it really was. Could be. That's weird. It makes sense. He's not going to the doctor. Going on his walkabouts. Like he didn't want to poop Forced himself to be constipated of the story that are worse.

2:07:01 Right. Came over here to promote Red Band's club. and we have a lot of karaoke and I embarrassedly I don't want to do it anymore. But it's Radiohead. So I was like halfway through, I was like, But karaoke's like that, right? Alice in the Morning. But I don't do it very often. You're really into it. You're doing islands in the stream, both voices. Can you whisper?

2:09:50 Karaoke? now they came back yeah and now you get like private rooms so you could just It's my favorite thing. The first machine was made in 1971 What do you think about things that we do today They're never going to stop taking pictures of themselves. This was enjoyed by millions of people. Yeah, I do it in my car too. But I do it a lot just like it's so much quicker than typing it.

2:12:35 have you used it yeah i've used google's you still can't you still have a galaxy Yeah, that's a good phone. right like you could watch it on television it'd be a great movie like that's that's completely Kind of. Unless you have a computer attached to a That's going to be weird, man, because we're I just remembered to show you something. Imagine something like that, but that's your brain.

2:15:08 Is this the name of the game, Unrecord? and it freaked a lot of people out they're like this is too real yeah you guys fucked up this is This is incredible, man. What they've been doing since we've been talking about it a few times now, He just goes in and finds assets online and makes stuff. because it's supposed to be a body cam footage and you're supposed to be watching you know

2:17:59 and make it look super realistic so when you're talking to somebody you look like you're talking You know, he's selling this silly version of it. legs you look like a little cart it looks like for kids you know and what you were just watching there's spaces like this right i'll try to pull it back up on the screen when this guy is like and that's mostly based off uh uh frame rate uh so like if you're you're using something that is poorly made, like software,

2:20:39 Like when you're spinning on a carnival ride And when it's done right, which hasn't been done right very much, we're always waiting for the one that's like, that's it. we're getting real close. Now we're getting We're getting ready, and this is going to be the future. Where did they have this at? That's what the headset looks like. and it'll have the same effect on your mind.

2:23:10 you start seeing more trails, like, it's It looks like unreal, but someone's made a shrimp trip. the dog knows you're tripping that's cool and it's kind of like, you know, And they'll show you all the worlds you can go to. There is another thing which I don't, like, Yeah, or a chat room. This kind of has good lighting and stuff, but it you know, it almost looks like a nice realistic bar.

2:26:06 Yeah, but isn't the metaverse stuff, the Zuckerberg stuff, capable of doing things like this? Well, like you could play this on the headset, you know, That's like you can play. They were going to have these kind of cartoony things. The metaverse is just not taking off because Facebook wants you to live inside their world. If I haven't come across anything yet that, like, Brian and I couldn't explain or show

2:28:11 reality world it's like this is going to be it but it's not i don't know how much the pandemic they said they could feel raindrops on their mouth. It seems like it's the neural link. You get hacked somehow or trolled and, like, you go into traffic, you know. I haven't watched all the ones that exist. Yeah. I have to be here tomorrow, you know. You've always been a suburb guy.

2:30:32 i think living in the city is probably fun but you know tony's like he just wants to do are walking too slow down the stairs and you're just ready to go over the top of these motherfuckers out of the entire fucking building. It seems like that's some kind of myth, that they don't want everyone to pile into the elevator or something. yeah it went up at a high speed. Really? Show the video.

2:32:31 any kind of elevator. It's all totally replaced. viral again yeah it's on it look it's just fucking going out of control because Is that guy alive? Look how the door opened, but the elevator's still moving. Oh, that's why regulations are important, kids. We have the Roast Battle now. Ken Congdon tonight, Nice. What's the website? Do you still use Facebook?

2:35:19 Yeah, and I never got it. Give me that invitation code. Yeah, I'm down. I forget who it may be on mine. Adam Curry? No, Some sort of decentralized, uncensored version of it. Really? Or he's a friend. That's it. Beautiful.