Joe Rogan Experience #1996 — Andy Stumpf Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience use that picture well it's because they use photos of me at the ufc weigh-ins yeah and i wore your I would see, somebody would send me that picture. my hand up and I'm doing But it's just different stuff. But is it hours later? They can't IV it, unfortunately, because IVs can mask any sort of PED use, I guess, somehow or another.

3:11 It's really fucked. And it's very dangerous. 24 hours before the most savage competition upon is that fighters that have cut too much weight they say it affects their chin it affects Like, you're wrecking yourself. It was for the world title, too. so he wouldn't have been able to win the title anyway. It's avoidable. He looked like a 155-pound guy.

6:37 They suck themselves down to like just these dehydrated dried sponge bones and organs. He's a giant. So for him to cut, he's got to start slowly. You're not. There's a lot of – Robert Whitaker is a good example of that. I mean, Kevin Holland's preparing for Daniel Rodriguez, I enjoy them enough with other things that are probably not good for me that I have no

9:07 He's the best. minutes i think that's why i think they get it all out i think they get it all out in the gym when you were saying And then I think And other black, I've heard other black belts describe experiences like that. It's the same thing. Like I roll with them you're like what am I doing like why am I even doing other black simple position maybe it's a guard pass maybe it's a triangle whatever it is he would do this he

11:18 Maybe I'll have a chance. He was all in. Like putting their belt in the garbage can on the way out. World's Team, that's right, WEC. Melvin Manhoof is probably, he's in my top ten favorite kickboxers of all time. you can stomp guys in the head, you can do anything. Yeah, definitely. But Paulo Filho eventually catches Everything they say is true. Look at the space.

14:41 all true the stories are all true which is hard, you know, like that there's this one guy that is just so far above. And I've been there when somebody's asked him, If you give him an inch, he takes several. He's talking to you the whole time Joe Hogan. Come on my friend. I'm cool with that Well, then how does Paul Craig keep pulling it off? Paul Craig submitted Jamal Hill,

17:10 He's like, no, no, no, no, no. Now, if Charles Jourdain and Krohn were just rolling, that you can't defend. The rear naked choke he did on Sanhagen, out of control. jiu-jitsu doesn't work because how's charles alvarez submitting everyone he submits every It just depends on who you are. I'm not aware. It's just like the performance wasn't his best. He didn't even really threaten.

20:28 But that's also, Jordan is not training straight jiu-jitsu all the time like that. under the radar that are so fucking good but it's just because there's so much talent now It's crazy. Yeah, it seems quiet. Some of the most fun experiences that I've had of calling fights and being there i've only been to the apex twice just to watch fights And you're just like everything.

22:29 So like the Apex might have like a couple hundred people. occurring? I mean, there's been some... Depends on who's fighting. him in a Kimura. I'm like, please tap. Please It's rough, man. Agreed. I mean, the jury's kind of out on that level of concussive injury. That's pretty awesome. No one survives forever. and he got obliterated. When you hear him talk, it's very bad.

25:25 Did he get back in? I mean, they had concrete there. That's why I ask about the long term. We should just clarify before we go any further that this person saying this is a fucking psychopath that had the world record for the flying squirrel suit launch. These are the parachute jumps you guys did. It's directly... That's amazing. Like, holy shit. If I am being totally honest, I did consider it because the top of it is very flat for a small period.

28:36 coolest jump i've ever done i thought it was going to be antarctica which was a very unique experience If they did hard enough. Call it Party at the Pyramids. There's a very commercial aspect to it, as I'm sure there is. about six and a half. So it was wildlife that is available, you can't go to the interior Like Alex Honnold had passed through shortly after we had left there.

31:21 showers, really nice tents. There's a blue ice runway. Holy shit. I got a killer GoPro shot. this is this is it one of the other they have remote camps as well they have like a crazy um And how much food do they have up there? Like I'm just going to walk to the South Pole and they'll come back in subsequent years and give talks. It's just from the shifting and moving ice.

34:01 phrase yeah but it's it's also actually pretty important to know how to do. you're kind of fucked well if they're smart they're gonna have a gps communicator of some If you can... Yeah. I'm reasonable, Joe. But it was crazy. lunch, or I'm sorry, a dinner with Mike and his son Tim in Salt Lake a few weeks ago. And then they're getting ready to head back out there, I think, in January.

36:22 That's a different place. So I took this duffel bag. Oh, that's horrible. and a long sleeve t-shirt, because i needed the oh yeah this is it might be the angle that it's coming in at, but yeah, it's a, by the end it was wild. And so we coming back, but it might just be so bright Antarctica ozone layer is hairspray from chicks in the 80s. That's like

40:24 Bro, we could have cooked the whole Earth Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's Antarctica. There is plenty of wildlife, but from my understanding, it is at the extreme outer edges. So they have to dive in the water and get fish. I'll say that. They don't even look like a real thing. All people need to know about the ocean, and all they need to remember is that everything in it is there to fuck you up.

42:20 That's why I don't kayak. There's people, No. that got swallowed by the whale. I have not ever seen that video. No, I cannot imagine. Imagine if whales just all of a sudden start fucking people up. A maybe orca expert. Well, that kind of makes sense. Yeah. Why not? Oh, yeah. You're playing football professionally. And then there's people like John who would go to the Goodwill and get like a jacket with the felt pads

45:40 tell you if i was in the nfl i would be right there with them. I'd be balling out of control. I'm not a safety net type of guy. Cars are my favorite by far. That was my first cool car. Okay. So, like, let's go. Yeah. I want to have fun. I just finished it. It's about rich people if you look, i played the lottery That means I did something incredible.

49:07 I want fun. yeah, genes, son. I think it's because I don't pay attention sometimes. I think that helps. I think And my theory in talking with him is if I were you, I would try to arrive at the end. likely, because very few people work for themselves comparatively. What's the point you get a conventional education and then you get some sort of a master's degree or a doctorate,

51:22 A couple of friends who are lawyers. Yeah. not easy to do but it is in this day and age easier than any other time because the internet I think should be completely revamped and illegal. I just, I think it saddles Why is that? You go bankrupt. But you can do it. Because they love you and they want you to be responsible. But before we started, you were talking about how you think that society is as close as it's ever gone to just circling the bowl yeah we were talking outside i think i think we're as close as i've ever experienced to a complete societal collapse and i don't think that people

55:23 Well, why don't you house them in your homes? Like, this is how ridiculous the left is. This is their homes. Like open your door and just welcome them in? Yes. Well, why don't you house them in your homes? But let's just Google the first one. Standing in City Hall Rotunda flanked by dozens of religious leaders, They've always been part of everything we do here,

57:17 like what what how much do they know about people i know they've busted a few terrorists Yeah. There was a shooting, a husband and wife pair in San Bernardino. and who did they attack? Did they go to a mall? Yeah, this was years ago, 2015. Why didn't they just ask the CIA? Well, I don't think Jason Bourne is running around out there, but I do think they have surveillance abilities far beyond what we can imagine.

1:00:19 his signal messages. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah. This gentleman, David Grush. non-human origin Call it a spacecraft, if of experience serving as an intelligence officer People started to confide in me, approach me. was shielded from proper congressional oversight. Base. This has all been documented. Now, if that was a balloon, it was just a balloon,

1:04:51 They found things that had some sort of writing that resembled hieroglyphs. when they were sitting there. I mean, I don't know how big the universe is. Let's assume it's not us. planet alone for a little bit and we'll come back after either they have killed themselves again and regrown into something better or when they come and visit us? The greatest country that's ever existed that's filled with technology and innovation

1:07:39 how they don't want to make it illegal? The whole thing is crazy. Fravor, guys who are legit military men who have impeccable reputations, who tell these fantastic Makes sense. over food. They're watching them They communicate with each other. And then they'll have to start talking about it. that were there everyone's terrified to talk about the air force flew in and they flew in to uh

1:12:13 Well, thanks for making it impossible for me to sleep for a few days. It's I think it's real. I think it's real when these fucking weirdos have power and influence. But then as the age of information And that there's a race going on between us and the other superpowers. and if this gentleman is telling the truth, this stuff because he's like, this is nuts.

1:14:25 This is the gentleman. How many? News Nation. Towards the brink That has reportedly found Unusive Unusive We have spacecraft from another species. senior intelligence officers that came to me, many of which I knew almost my whole career, saying publicly, we are not alone. I don't know, man. So his clearance, TSSCI, moving teams in this, you know what I mean? Like there's a're talking identification early on aircraft moving teams

1:19:30 ask him. Yeah, I would want to ask him too. I think you might get more circular answers. I don't even know if they probably allow weed in the current military. And again, I'm not saying he hasn't had those experiences, but I would ask those same questions as well. But there was all chatter. Conspiracy theory folklore that's the fun one you know that they came down

1:22:02 Oh, for sure. Yeah. If you're going to take something that gets rid of a certain amendment, or you're going to do something that No big deal. What's going on that? Binance looks like FTX, but worse. Yeah, this is yeah I was busy people were in. Yeah, it would be a problem. It'd be a giant problem. I unfortunately think it I think people would get very angry.

1:25:45 are you doing i think it shows i think if people were paying attention though it shows who is like I think the loudest people on all those platforms are the minority. Yes. I mean, how expensive is it to bottle urine? It's boring. That's true. So you're in this never-ending game of, Most people, Like a missing role model early on? when they were young where like say let's say you're a 13 year old and you join the wrestling

1:29:19 where you have to endure those moments where you want to quit, but you force yourself not to. There are so many people out there that just don't have that. the work, they get ahead. And it's hard for people that have been working for other people doing the And if you don't learn it early on or you don't, again, make a concerted effort as an adult to develop that, it's not something that magically comes to you.

1:31:02 Good. tomorrow. Sounds like it sucks again. Good. Yeah, it is exhausting. I just tell people when shit gets hard, about that. You also have to live in a place I mean, is it a website, what I think it is, where you can just- earlier, that maybe like show a nipple every now and again. Yeah, one of the girls who works for Schaub was making a shit ton of money just selling feet.

1:33:23 a girl working at Wendy's and I found It's way better than Would have been better if mom was a pop star, But I think it's Screen per se where they're tracking these motherfuckers down. I've had some yeah And a lot of guys actually gravitate towards it from that background. You don't get to do that though. whatever wiring in their head is what it is. For the people who are trying to stop it, they have

1:36:38 It's the same show. And it's not like, oh, I was sold into sex trafficking for a month. ourselves so when they track these uh people that are child predators how do they catch them like Kind of the same from what I've heard of people or organizations trying to throw drugs at the border. Like, yeah, they're looking for you know whether it be age uh sex what um what that in what they are look

1:40:31 I think that's slightly less plausible. were to develop a target package and you hand it over to your partner force, it's like, hey, this is now we're here in an advise and assist role. Corruption, bribes. what i understand from what saga was saying see if that's true jamie that the um that the washington The thing is, the people that reported on this, the people that broke the story, are the same people that broke the story in 2017 about the Pentagon admitting that there are crafts that are in our environment that somehow

1:42:43 Yeah. Like they're not coming down and, well, I guess unless you live in Alabama, sucking you up with a tractor beam and searching around in your butthole. travis parker the fire in the sky guy he's got a wild story from the 1970s he was walton what whatever they want i don't know that stuff to me is fascinating well i think it's probably true i mean i certainly would study us

1:44:37 And it's not a real person. They were saying it's 5%. Peter? and he's not a specialist in ai had on the podcast as well. And Robert Epstein, he has done studies on the impact that Google Yeah, let's just see what pops up. Pro-vaccine propaganda? Yeah. If you listen to what he says about vaccines, it is not unreasonable particular disease that he has that caused his voice to get fucked is his actual side effect

1:48:35 for a long time. And the things It's the New York Times. they will curate the news in a certain way or with someone like Carrie Lake in Arizona Yeah, he might not even make it to the elections. all the things he said about the efficacy of the vaccine, all the things that he said about how they tested it, how they came to the conclusions that it was effective, all of it is very disturbing

1:51:17 The same thing with Peter McCullough. recent studies showed that you might get demonetized. You might get your, your episode pulled. But meanwhile, get vaccines are the only way to stop this thing. It's not true at all. It's never been true. It's Oh, that's the CIA? They're goofy. They probably just want the whole the government and there's the guy they tell to contact YouTube to take down true information because it doesn't fit with the narrative.

1:54:05 I think parts of the government is capable. before i think that's what makes this time so interesting and i don't know what's going to is all on the right and you know, and you got all the other ones that are on the And, you know, they have their own agenda and their own opinions on things. And a lot of And it's not just one comorbidity. health and your immune system. It's complex. It requires a lot of maintenance. You've got to take

1:57:02 I like all of them. But I mean, how bad are artificial colors? So how do you, when you see information, how do you vet it? They're busy all the time working a job to fucking pay their bills. And then you talk to the people at the CDC or the FDA, and they'll tell you, they'll inform you, no, this is propaganda, And the narrative is so terrifying. look. It's crazy. It's crazy that someone would make those jokes, especially now knowing what we

2:00:26 Do you think it was incompetence or malice? They weren't in trouble. saying, I don't know, but this is the best information we have right now. We're going to They, Montana, went into lockdown. most of Montana was like, based off of the previous experience. You know? I mean, I found an article talking from months ago that says something about it, but I don't

2:03:29 Go to Alex Berenson's sub stack. safe and effective. That's what he was saying whether it's personal, It's scary for people because if something else did happen that was similar like that, I don't think we'd have a different result other than the reaction to it would be more violent from the people that oppose. that's a myocarditis thing who had Let me see if I can find it, Jamie.

2:06:34 the higher risk for COVID-19 infection risk. a higher number of COVID-19 vaccine doses received increases the risk of infection with COVID-19. The higher the number of vaccines previously received, the higher the risk of contracting COVID-19. More from the study. greater than or equal to greater than or equal to Okay, therefore, those who received greater than

2:09:50 During an Omicron wave in Iceland, Like, what is sponsoring those other studies or those other stories that are interpreting susceptible to die from a variety of reasons healthy covid whatever whatever the fuck it may Right, but what is the peer review data from, But hold on, Jamie. That doesn't say 51,000, does it? was associated with a lower risk of COVID

2:13:16 since the most recent prior COVID-19 episode and with the number of vaccine doses previously when the BQ lineages were dominant and effectiveness was not demonstrated when the All of us. I'm not blaming you. We're labeled that way. I'm going to say U.S. population during the COVID time period? Ooh, that's a good question. I'm going to say increased.

2:15:35 Some people did. To include COVID. You want to live a healthy, robust life of a bunch of different kinds of experiences and enjoy yourself. It's not true, I wish that message was more contagious than kovat unfortunately You know, it's not hard. It tastes good. It tastes surprisingly less bad than you would think. It's good. I like It's not bad. I just think people,

2:18:18 And they don't understand. They throw it out there as many times during the day as possible. It catches people in the most important thing is to get vaccinated get vaccinated Everything is hard when you're not vaccinated. It's fucking scary for the average person. And then you have your VAERS report, the VAERS system, the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System.

2:20:46 It's pretty wild to the degree that they I think talking about It was crazy. you shouldn't be fat, now you're going to die. and the amount you put in your body. Just draw out on a piece of paper, line down the middle, what can you control and what are you concerned with? Like the circle of influence versus circle life. up against. It changes what, what, what people are willing to tolerate. Yeah, that does. I agree.

2:24:39 had sufficient levels of vitamin D. I guess it doesn't surprise me because most people seem to It's a bespoke experience. it's the reason why people got white the reason why people got white is because when they when Yeah, it's real. If you're not a person that supplements with vitamin D That's people that are fat that don't want to lose weight. Did it the hard.

2:28:01 You never heard of it? So do they have to stay on it or does it make like a long-term change or like you're on the train and you're on the train for the rest of your life? He says it actually makes you thinner and lighter but fatter. But I do know that people do lose not just muscle or not just but drugs like Ozempic can exacerbate the issue. to test their bone density and body composition

2:30:49 it doesn't have a whole, it's not an overall 100% positive effect on your body. It's not like only incrementally into a machine. Yes. I thought it was awesome. Good on you, man. fuck that guy up. to maintain top position. That's hilarious. I think somebody in that sphere willing to be that, literally to help. I think he's going to be able to maintain top position.

2:32:14 I have nothing but respect for that. Yes. and like Gabe Tuttle, the head instructor at 10th Planet. Not that I would recommend taking, I don't know if I'd go to the ground in the parking You're more no-gi than gi. you know, Get out if you can. But I mean, Because the micro battle that's going on down there. Yeah, it's fucking awesome No, get up. Try to create some space.

2:35:02 neck because you were pushing so hard. I had Gillian Robertson on, and she was talking about her squeeze, Her fucking squeeze is nasty. from like a mission control position. You have to learn takedown defense. or not, if you're a superior wrestler, the person's always worried about being taken down. Especially, dude, Weidman, first of all, congrats to Chris Weidman.

2:38:03 right below the knee on the shin of uriah hall where It's fun. If I didn't, I wouldn't do it anymore, but I love it. They bought me a suit. Yeah, people bleed on me a lot and they sweat on me a lot. Oh, you mean on his podcast. Yeah, no. or acting professional i just can't do it all right i gotta wrap this up my brother um tell to people who are disabled in war zones never had thought about that once until i had that individual on uh but the coolest thing and the reason i agreed to do it is one produced by our

2:40:28 hey, Always good to see you.