Joe Rogan Experience #1998 — Ali Siddiq Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! We were talking about it before, right before the show, and I wanted to congratulate you on the success of your special thank you because you were 8.8 million i was thinking it was like zero don't even think about zero it's never i mean maybe I tweeted it. It was on children, and I believe it was SSRIs, which was antidepressants.

2:29 Isn't that wild? Why do you think this was censored? know that's the dance the dance of advertising and government control it's kind of spooky it's kind anything Like, government everything. You know how crazy that is? much for what he did in the past I think that was connected to you know the That's a very white question It's set up so the president can never become a tyrant.

7:13 it's going to be a problem of course that's the game the sleight of hand that's the game that's for, because they so You and I can talk the world was flat you gotta be able to figure it out yourself Like, it's like, show me all the good, successful cults. that's true if there's one that means all the other ones are wrong and all the other ones are cults.

9:50 Then it's these things that Some spoke to them at night. And then they can just, what is your power? Right, that's not the job. And most likely what that story is about, the great flood seems to very much be real. Because it first of all makes sense physically it's like you're selling jewelry I believe that There's tons of evidence. had long puzzled scientists.

13:32 There's a big one that's outside of Australia that they found. These are like 5,000 years before we think Mesopotamia emerged. And Egypt is the best example. whole Egyptian culture, Timbuktu, house made out of wooden glass? What the fuck is going to be there in 10 000 years zero But it was probably stone, like in Haiti was building like that i think they were beyond advanced i think we are graham hancock has this

16:52 That, but I think thousands of years of thinking. just survival of the fittest, just wild shit because there was nothing left. You ever read the book The Ice Age and Inheritance? in comparison so that's the thing like if you were if you lived on the great plains in the They're just having fun with people's dicks. if there was competing tribes people would go evil real quick i think it's gonna if it if it If it jumps, no, okay. Well, during Katrina, it was survival of the fittest.

19:42 Like my friend, he used to brag about having this maserati When it was snow everywhere and ice on the streets. So, yeah, you was having a good time. He rolls around on his back. it's the sign of the most pampered society that people have cars that you can't even fit luggage in Where are you going? With boots on. There's been wars. before them were far more advanced and they were like rebooting society.

22:52 Yeah, but the power's on now. That's what it is. I used to be like that. talk to a 19-year-old kid. it now for when I get fucking people I know. how many comics have come to me I don't know. Some comics think that if they go to a spot, You just moved to a log house. And we went back to L.A., we had to get out of there if it was for me it was just me by myself I'd still be

26:33 I love it. packed all my things up and didn't week, earned that there's real pleasure in that but people like you and people like me that are constantly on the road and constantly working on this and working on that, it's like you're on this momentum. a while. And then It took me a while to get it. It took me about So why'd you go back? He's painting and building.

30:24 And if it's not, if you don't have anything to do, just go experience something. Go somewhere. would get out the car or she gonna beat our ass Yeah. Oh, man. and we're throwing this ball up in there. Do they have those today? That was my thing, the balls. Ah, Yeah. you know you're 13, by the pool they would try to throw you in the pool and you go take the million

34:30 When you're 13 and all of a sudden you kind of have a man body, little more attack to his yeah newfound male strength yeah they know how to use it. A 19-year-old is very different. You get 19 and 20, and, you know, those are men. He just pushed me. He wasn stomach. He just pushed me. Yeah. People were saying that he quit. He just went down. like fairly light in comparison the the amount of power that you can generate with your legs and

38:19 that's protecting your soft lungs and your liver. Everything just goes. Your legs don't work. Because one time I got dropped I got hit on the chin with a left hook and my legs just went like this Just the jaw. compression of the head in other ways that's in the lining of the jaw and it took like two months for that shit to heal really and it was It was terrible.

41:42 I know a couple guys with that. Half your face just starts working. Into health, which is crazy. I mean, they do a little bit, that you don't have to die of. You know, Texas is a fast state. when I'm there And going there like, oh, man, they got a new donut place. Yeah. We have great food. Apparently Kansas City L.A. has the worst and they had the best food.

44:44 That's what, like, when I'm in LA it's some food I'm like this is y'all and she had her granddaughter translating what she wanted me to write down. I was like, okay, cool. It's too many fish places A lot of food. I'm picky. if your food is good. Bissonnette in Houston. Isn't Houston the third biggest city in the country? Yeah, that's the thing. Do you remember Spellbinders?

48:09 real high and I got paranoid that I was gonna give people kovat like my guests that's a nice yeah like a business that's when you guys are yeah it's part of UFO folklore that's why when you walk that's when UFOs started coming. What are you doing, man? and look at the history of splitting the atom there's a very clear academic uh paper trail You know, if you did, did you try to torture him and get stuff out of him?

52:00 Because these scientists have been there for 30 years, would treat us the same way i think they would observe us but not do anything and i think if we Or we can evolve and get to the next stage of existence where we could coexist harmoniously all in throughout the universe and join some that we scared, being in black, I mind. He's ready for shit else.

55:05 what they're doing And we, and shit you just, Now you, let's see how they act with E.T. maybe the Muppets big ass bird And then all of a sudden, you just see somebody just come down the spaceship at McDonald's. cut you got to get accustomed to it what year was the Jetson supposed to be I Robotic dogs. They worked for Spicey Spockets. He knows that's going up his ass.

57:58 and they've caught him flying around buildings and shit. that's it I figured it would be oh yeah You're going to be risking your life flying over highways? just like you see doing that in the air and just let the car Then you just get in and just- Woo! don't realize that they get they trying to get rid of you yeah with this like like i don't do There's going to be a generation, whether it's our grandchildren or their grandchildren, that never drives.

1:01:05 That's crazy to me. But you still want them to be able to tell. and then when you used to get offended because they're in another country. Watch a couple episodes. I need to know. at least in that but if i go to dallas i live in houston i go to dallas i'm checking in with I just don't. Russians come to America and they do all kinds of, like, Russians fight in the UFC almost every weekend.

1:03:50 Me and a friend of mine was talking another comic We was talking. You could find a bunch of Americans who was wanting the Filipino to beat him. And then they get in the ring and another button happens. So what happened was this is the end of the fight. wouldn't stop. Floyd was boxing him up. Yeah. So Floyd is just piecing him up. So Floyd, you know,

1:06:49 I'm stopping this fight. Bang. and sucker punching each other the snake hole and then got mad the snake will bite you yeah you can't bite me like that like because it's an exhibition. He spends so much money. money from hopefully and not just boxing but it's the it's the drug of getting Air Force ones giving away for charity that's a tax write-off yeah you got a good point but

1:10:13 No, I'm not into blinged out watches either. Metal. Rattle. Yeah. They work. I like dive watches. Yeah. but you know I get it yeah metal well I wear them it's very convenient Dive watch literally is designed for comedians He's at 7 insanity is that it's not a cherished position to teach people it's not a Or, okay, let's go to this point first. I think everything would be cool.

1:13:14 Every teacher I ever known you should also walk out for a better curriculum as well. If your desire is to teach children He was the math. If you want to get better teachers, teacher agreed at the same time yeah i agree and and then you you put these kids in a in a in a I used to love that the custodian, when I was growing up, And I'm like, yes, sir.

1:16:09 You're doing the shit backwards. And my friend Josh Dubin, who used to work with the Innocence Project, keep going to jail, so they'll have more people in their jails, so they don't lose jobs, which is how do you boost up our economy if you decide Is it really that many? The people that generational, people that their families had worked as prison guards.

1:19:55 work on the second shift. which is over because he's gone. How you even know your letter even got is relying on the same But when you put people in a small town, in a prison where everybody's related, everybody knows each other, this is what happens to people. I can be killed by somebody black that don't like me. to be ran right, Where you get 16 cents at?

1:23:11 That's why I'm saying In Texas, it's $0. And they are unaware because Texas is very closed-lipped It's not like you can't be in Iowa County and not in Missouri, in Missouri City, in Sugar Land, in Harris County, in somewhere oh you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna to just carjack. All right, that's a capital offense. Oh, you premeditated robbing?

1:26:12 Texas is like this. not in any stretch of the imagination and drug dealing and chaos all their life so i ask you this being formally from this position Okay. What person haven't you heard speak? This is what I'm saying. don't say this in front of her because then you give her that option as an excuse. outside of what my Because nobody in my community, not one black mother I ever even known in my life said to

1:30:16 And when people would tell me, As a kid, I wasn't. I wasn't trying to hide. and the consequences And they don't care nothing about you being 17. Like my mother did the first time. I'm 16. but what did you think when you were 16? And I know better than be with I'm not no robber. I'm a hustler and I know better than be with and he snatched his lady purse and

1:33:36 I ain't take that lady purse. but I still got that I done did. you got in the, man, Oh, nah, bro. somebody that he's responsible. cause he ain't been home for me Not a goddamn thing. Bring somebody else that love you, man. move to a spot. well i would prefer not to look at my family as some form of control. It changes who you are as a person when you're responsible for young people.

1:38:31 It's not fun to be annoying. and stupid happens all the time this is crazy talk That's not fun for them, that poor little baby. socially awkward dude It's my favorite people to talk to. listening to a sucky story that's that's true that's true that that is true are you like rushing it like you are losing me and then I say, so after that happened, what happened then?

1:41:11 mm-hmm, Yes, when you're done. Because you That's what I do cuz I know how to actively listen yeah, there's a mighty story It was wild. Oh, wow. Oh, you're going to get like 8 million? You're going to be in arenas, 100%. It's like you got to almost project to like bring them in to you like come on You just walk around and talk. We hoping. somebody tell stories i'm not

1:45:54 happy. You're gonna slide Just the challenge, what makes it interesting for me, 30 plus years in, whatever my, I'm like 34 something, 35 years in, something crazy. You're putting a new piece here, I'm supposed to be coming to the club. It's set up just for us To go from room to room Beautiful So he had a beautiful hardwood, like light hardwood floors and a blue screen, a blue curtain rather.

1:47:54 how long he's been up. It's got to be black carpet black carpet and a dark like sparkly black curtain just like in the little boy It's amazing. Because we were talking about doing it for two years. Yeah. in the front. It looks great. And everybody's so hyped up. They're so hyped up. It's such a, There was like You want some coffee? I'm like, that's dynamic.

1:49:46 Called me up. He goes. Hey, man. You watch the documentary on this cult And he got a bunch of young disciples. That's they all started talking because one guy left the cult when he left the cult sent a mass email saying hey man This guy's been hypnotized me fucking me for the past ten years And this is the place I bought. that was under hypnosis, The documentary is wild.

1:51:44 And he had this crazy body, six--pack that's when he's getting older but when he was young he was a when And it would be like this big thing. and he was just full of shit and getting plastic surgery and all kinds of wild shit. Them and you hold it over their head for a long fucking time until you actually do give it to them and when you do give it to them

1:54:09 Damn. over there and he's old by then now he's old and he looks like shit when he was young and he was like I believe they happen why would you tell me The get-rich-quick scheme that they don't want you to know about. get your regular ass out of here I did Burt's podcast, and he came to my room. I said, yeah, go ahead. And he does, we do the podcast, and then he's walking out,

1:57:09 and he's putting the Yeah, Bert is Bert. Rolex is going down. He looked good. And I just felt like calling him out of nowhere. I go, dude, you got to quit that show. I would love to do a Travel Channel. but then it was limiting him. I don't know how they are now, You don't need a great producer, man. Get an audio recorder. They set them up now. You put it on a fucking stand it plugs into that thing you press record and you do a podcast you got an audio file you upload it to itunes it's free and then boom it's up there

2:00:36 people like to listen to podcasts when they're driving, And then it's easy. 100%. I talked to Ari into doing it. I talked to all those guys into doing podcast The way you're doing it is podcast style in a way because you're doing it yourself now. Yeah, you don't need anybody anymore. Smoke a joint. about things they really think about. or you have great opinions or great thoughts

2:03:40 ever was at the comedy the comedy stop but let the last stop in Houston in And I'm thinking, yeah, I know a lot of comics, man. like, yes. Like, no blue moon at an open mic. you got to go mic. is guys that come in there, and Like, every fight he's ever been in, he has been out of there. They'll kind of almost be setups where, you know, this guy's like 20 and you know 20 losses and like 2 wins

2:06:40 them 2 wins how you win them two fights, man? There was some fixed fights in the early days in Japan. Why is it tapping like that? Who was the guy that the bald head, big white guy that Tyson fought when he got out of prison? I can't remember. So the guy on the left, is he like some rich guy or something? It's weird. What just happened? goes like what? And he goes down.

2:09:26 Look at, I mean, he's got nothing. he wants people to think that he had a boxing match Oh, man. That's crazy. who has like the most of it? and bicep implants. Yeah, it's one of those things like anorexia. I mean, it's kind of nuts, man. And I know more people, I know a lot of people just, hey, just want to take the picture, which is feeding into the craziness.

2:12:06 Like we were talking about the other day. Yeah. People gonna be bouncing back and forth Then I went back to being a woman. Because this is why I believe in Bigfoot. Guys are in the mountains of Montana. you think you saw a fucking Bigfoot do you remember it was a while back i think we talked to get the fuck out just Yeah, baboons using just a 55 gallon barrel the three baboons liberated themselves that confines the biomedical research facility this weekend

2:16:09 Because they got almost like a wolf mouth. He told on everybody. infected. What does that mean? Outbreaking. They're trying to literally that their brain is hijacked. They're so aggressive fucked them up? That dude does not look yeah they used to see them in the zoo those gloves aren't going to do jack shit. How the fuck do you think you can handle a 50-pound baboon?

2:19:10 80 pounds 60 pounds that's a big ass what that's what you got 120 pound He is a psychologist, right? Neuroendocrinology researcher and author. So the ones that ate it first way of behaving but for a long fucking time they behaved in a way where there Bitch, yeah, I said it. and none at all directed at females. they too engaged in less aggressive behavior than in other baboon troops.

2:23:01 so that that's basically what happened they they they saw hey man these other that's what a Cadillac tank is, Understand how to do their time you want to do your time less stressful food i'm not even eating none of this shit none of this jailed food right and then after like four Okay, but are you guilty? but it was still like even if you go to Harris County

2:26:45 to be in either place but I don't understand I don't understand the already, if somebody started one but if you start one with me then you figure out like oh shit he can actually fight yeah plenty of fighting in the gym you don't even have to have a fight it was most and I was fucking with him fucking with him Todd Todd Todd took it to my ass I was like

2:29:07 High-level professional good is fucking scary if it's boxing. of course like even if he playing that shit hurt yeah i mean he fought logan paul logan paul weighs crazy to see a guy It's insane. Even when he fought... Look at the big show. I think that's what the weight limit was. You know, Floyd is smart, man. Oh, you didn't want to fight him. He's arguably one of the greatest

2:32:08 It's a fascinating fight. I know this Crawford and Earl Spence is going to be. Regis. That is wild. And I think that, oh, what you predicting in this fight? The pinnacle. Both of them. His style is so weird. You're still throwing very tentatively. And that's the problem, that you see that he's up under you, Because, ah, it's just bad. KO highlights.

2:35:35 The only guy And then one up here, Isaac Cruz. Oh, look at that right hook, man. The speed and the accuracy. on you in a way you never had but it doesn't look any different than a normal super athletic fit guy. Oh, I mean look at that left hand I mean, some dudes from a shot like that, they're never the same guy. He's so dangerous. put him in house arrest in a house and it was too small for his security detail his family

2:39:23 I didn't agree with it. And showed his heart because he got pushed further than anybody's ever pushed him before. He's looking at what he did to Kambosis, two fights in a row. That's how hard he is. And I say, clearly eight, nine, and ten were clear Lomachenko rounds for me. The problem with a fight like that is when the decision comes I mean, what he does in there

2:41:38 but he definitely got hit Yeah. trying to take the impact off, What he did to Teofimo when he dropped him in the first round, That Loma Chico, I just want to see them fight more. is a bad man that's another level has beaten Yeah, no disrespect to them. He works out on Instagram. I ran into Sugar Shane Mosley at the same benefit, all these rocks. good lord,

2:44:51 But talking soft. Oh. Think that you're going to get a win off of him. who he used to fight me and you just And it's, man, it is a melee. Do that. California But check this out. What happened to the volume? And that's that. getting to my computer. I'm trying to figure out why. Back it up so we can see it again. Let's go, champ. George Foreman, like, he would hit the heavy bag different than a lot of people would.

2:48:47 Look at this. He got his hand out the way. The kind of power this dude had. Took it all. And then you see what Foreman does to Frazier, So this was like he had hurt him the round before. It's just the power is so extraordinary that if he catches you at all, Look at that uppercut. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at that uppercut. Down again. Because they know.

2:51:52 So this is afterwards. No, it doesn't help. For the fifth time he's down. Oh, look at that. This is who I want to fight. write to report Rolling Stone flew that's crazy he just completely failed on between them like hey man i'm not coming to box you. I am coming to a fight nope, It's like, It was, that first round was crazy. He was like. Yeah. what the fuck is he doing?

2:55:32 He's like, that have ever just said, Never. I know a movie that I want to do about me coaching girls summer league, Like, his movement was so, like, Dude. That was a real bummer, man. He was amazing. look at that that's insane like nobody else man look at this rolling shots. It's like as the shots are coming at him, I mean, amazing. He was so fucking good.

2:58:27 Man. I said, man, he got to stay with boxing, man. I'm like, whoa! Very good fighter. happen after the tarver ko that's those are the kinds that scare me because sometimes a fighter I want you to take a year off. It looked like he was on all the good stuff. Ding! Always the juice guys. You know, how'd you get the fucking steroids in your body? And that's at the weigh-ins.

3:01:37 and then they get to rehydrate until 4 p.m. Was it three? And Marquez was like, no, I'm good. Yeah, man. Yeah, he literally ran into that shot looking Floyd got him first, right? I mean, the way his head snaps back and he falls. He has zero concern. He didn't give a shit. With the consequences on the line, with all on the line with these two guys When that movie came out, the movie was so popular that New York Fats changed his name to Minnesota Fats and said the movie was all about him.

3:05:09 He was just a smooth-talking hustler character. Like, yeah, because you know them, I know them guys who talk like, I wish Minnesota He was like a real professional class pool player. It's not really true. wasn't true because he owned the company but he was a pool shark i'm sure i'm sure there's a lot of pool sharks and there's Yeah. They folk legend.

3:07:29 funsies. You gotta play for real bread. There's no secrets if you play over $2,500. I'm here about it. So guys But they're all known. See, don't nobody know about Phil. But I'm telling you, in real life, unless he's playing every day, he's getting robbed. Now he's pretending? Now he screws his cue together. All right, so now they're hustling let me say

3:09:41 Like, it looked reasonable to assume that he could play pool. Like, I'm like, that is fucking terrible. Like, can you, I can't particularly watch, like, if you watch me watch Oz or any drug dealing movie or any doctor thing it's the most oh, Whereas I would watch it You're like, I'm going to go to the lobby Nobody plays piano anymore. There were so many piano acts.

3:12:50 There's other stuff to do. While you're playing the piano They're sitting down. What is his song, Ordinary People? Like, straighten your shirt. He's a very nice guy, too. Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting? Yeah Fighting what is the actual name of that song moving and everything it's probably better glasses. Like, why is he wearing sunglasses? I don't know what that is.

3:15:43 I think they always played that way. Is he facing the crowd? Makes sense It should be going Yeah we're just thinking about it It's like a sideways harp, an enclosed harp. where they can get them AliSadiq Comedy Oh, that's the YouTube. On Twitter, it's Ali underscore speaks on Twitter. appreciate it