Joe Rogan Experience #2000 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. This is our first podcast coming out as our true selves. We're furries! Yeah, we've been holding it in forever. I'm like, oh my God, you're Meow Meow? Dude, yeah, I didn't know who you were for a long time. Yeah, we didn't know. I'm like, oh, my God, you're Meow Meow? This is not good for me. They're heroes. If you can fuck with this on, you're an American hero.

1:43 I can't fuck for four and a half minutes without it on i can't fuck for four and a half minutes without it And it turns you into your image. Wait, they don't talk? respect to them dude those disneyland, the people who do this at Disneyland. Do you know what kind of effect that must have? I bet they did. Yeah. If you were like a very tortured, socially awkward person,

4:37 You're this adorable thing. are banging a stuffed animal like that sucks that's not cool that's not cool but some they do like put a fleshlight in a stuffed animal no they don't they're not that advanced they just Junior's doing great. for the future of the human race having kids right now and like just having like a a vague understanding of kurzweil's

7:10 But if they can eliminate all deaths, Sure. Oh, yeah. Sure. So we're going to steer you and everybody who's paying attention in the same direction. It's like, this is when I was in college. Yeah. face on the coin what you want to do is get your philosophy into the brain of the people that you And this is like you could tell the next president to not ever say that.

11:26 LSD like what what the fuck you talking about? Yeah, you know those meetings But Congress won't approve funding some rebels. And we need to fund this. Because there's a demand in this country. Sure. regarding like the idea that they incinerate the drugs that they much coke that is how much was it how many pounds was it 3.3 tons oh it? 3.3 tons. Oh, my God. 3.3.

14:39 Oh, my God. Oh my god. Holy shit, man. Like if you could have them laid out in front of you over the course of a lifetime. do a chart to the size of your room versus the bad decisions you've made in your life You did that to yourself. The baby thing. But the idea is that there's different types of karma. Way like you get reincarnation into biology except it's obviously not reincarnation It's your ancestors, but it's essentially the same concept except one is quantifiable. The other is

18:44 Al Pacino's kid is gonna be amazing amazing he's No. were expecting last week. Sources told confirmed. But look at the headline. Look, he's walking around. No that's that other actor guy No? I never saw that. It's cool. Yeah. What about the violence? Like he just is done with that. judgment on you they're essentially saying why are you a bad person right why are you making movies

23:56 opposite effect that it's there is a potential in some humans that they play those violent video Yeah. So the idea is, like, what is promoting violence? No. the aspects of my personality that are not conducive to harmony came from yeah it's just I think they're the people that survived the impact. mega structures that we just are like, I don't really know.

28:01 What? Where did I leave my phone? So, check this out. most important sites on Java, there is no written record of who erected it or what its intended purpose was. I don't know so who made this okay required to build them, no indication of their construction, or even their existence, has been You know, when people like bash burrowed in we had to like whatever happened or maybe something happened and

31:58 Yeah, yeah. I think that the sky was like fucking raining lightning at one point. from what, like we just don't know. Yeah. 100 years to reclaim a house right to take a house back just get the roots of the tree to start And so that makes, that confuses people permanent this is why everyone was so like fucked up by the pandemic it's because you know you watch

35:12 Psilocybin. It'll show you all the wires. Like, dude, I got so fat during the pandemic, It's so fun. glutathione you can you can mitigatehydration. And glutathione. If you can get an IV glutathione, that's the best. Dude, if you're drinking so much that you're getting IVs, you got to think about that. You sound like Duncan Trussell right now. Yeah.

38:00 Right. of what's really happening. that's made you interested. Like, down the road, that's the stuff that's made you interesting. Oh, no. need that like it's really not good if you think you're gonna live forever I not doing that. Walks are great. Look at Al Pacino. and it's not bad but it's annoying and it's waking me up to this like reality Like, I feel like, ugh.

41:28 And then not working out. Gets weird, right? He loves it. I go, it's right here. He loves it. they do it instantly he'd grab it hey come on dude Dude, that is definitely the coolest dog I've ever met. cuddles he just wants to cuddle with me when i watch tv yeah like that's what he does he used You're going to have to prove yourself first. Yep. He does when you have your rough rough

44:53 Okay. Yeah. They couldn't function in the combine. That's amazing. I know. who is a monster, that they really did that they really did that i had a professor in college who used to work at Wearing that weird outfit. Electroshock? Someone who's a compassionate, strong person who people thought that, you know, he could win. That's what took him out. Oh, right.

50:20 Well, I've it doesn't have good reason. I would rather not it's a nice smelling song Like they did some study on rat brains and a petri dish and they were watching the way it interacts with psilocybin I retweeted something the other day about this boy that was raised by wolves in India. I was like, I'm just breaking up with a podcast. That's what I do it for.

52:23 Sanichar lived amidst a wolf pack, adapting to their ways and partaking in their activities. What does that conversation start off like? Oh, my God. Wouldn't you if you were surrounded by wolves for your whole childhood? Damn. Couldn't deal with it. Look, where was it? Like smoke him out. Oh, my God. You'll have to... I saw it on Tucker Carlson's first Twitter episode.

55:53 It's like his old show, but now he's been like unmuzzled. I get people on the left are furious with him. And I'm here to tell you You don't want that guy running a fucking Starbucks. God damn, I hate that phrase. essentially like if war is a failure of humanity right like that's so people like him are celebrating the best money we ever spent like that's a crazy thing to say the whole thing is and the russians

1:00:14 start scalping the fucking russians we'll just cut pieces start wearing a a net a necklace of Russian fingers. You know, if you're so into murdering people and also ignoring the demographics of the people who are getting fucking slaughtered. They do it with like, there was a rah-rah aspect to that. Oh, you mean like because the – yeah, right. Of course he's a Republican.

1:02:31 If you articulate just the general common sense reality that war, we don't want war. dying yeah yeah i saw that dude it perfect. You're allowed to say that. and these people are just flippantly supporting this continued conflict end that war in one day. It'll take 24 hours. would get that deal done within 24 hours that war has to be stopped that war is a disaster final

1:05:04 That's the CNN thing. Yes. dying. Yeah, this is it. I'll meet with Zelensky. country. Like, you know, like, the truth. ever see that yeah you know like the idea is like you just try it's like worth trying like get people No. Just, Once you get to a certain height, at that point, we celebrate you getting exploded. I did his name per goes in the the guy who runs his own like battalion the private contractor

1:10:11 Just know that the people who are out there thought it was a training mission, apparently. Is he the guy that got killed with the hammer? I can't follow the narrative. I don't know if that's true. Russia that Lindsey Graham has is you get arrested if you say anything, right? Meaning if we have prisoners who've been quote recruited fighting out there, then Russia is sending anti-Putin

1:12:11 die so you have to choose like which way do i want to die i want to get blown up by some fucking Really? I could be wrong, but I feel I don't know what you could say that it's because of misinformation. And if it's not true, why isn't he getting sued? Dude, censorship is, has this component of condescension in it that is really like that to me is the the worst part is essentially you're saying

1:14:55 And then instead of like trying to prevent your kid from seeing like everything, you know, I mean, I don't obviously like I'm not letting my kid watch Blade Runner or some shit like that. magically appear yeah just teach your kid what the word egregore means and you can do santa claus That's the problem. and you talk to parents like, When do you tell them?

1:16:55 And you convince a child that this lie that we all have mutually agreed upon. Santa Claus is coming to town. Thing that's probably like I guarantee if we look at the way Santa Now you have like a little fucking plastic Like you're getting your kids to believe in nonsense like very early on instead of just like connecting to brain and memory. You're celebrating that?

1:20:20 God damn. Yeah, they want to be here. and will oppose anything that gets in the way of that it's like it's a perfect example of a pharmaceutical company pushing shit that they knew pharmaceutical companies is really crazy well it's really crazy that all it took was the only time that's happened, and that will never happen again with pharmaceutical companies.

1:23:08 Wow. So many lost lives. are so weird, Joe. They're psyops. Every commercial's a psyop. That's what I need. Yeah. when they make that money and then it's over, when you're working in them, it's a filter bubble. Because some of them, when confronted, they seem authentically shocked. profit off of people's sickness you have an in like under the surface of everything you need

1:26:58 Like it's holding them up, which is why, you know, I guess you could just understand how much money they're getting. Yeah. That's definitely reshaping everything. And says he won't leave his son in his inheritance because he comes from a very rich family. Maybe they don't. Okay, so that's a slippery way of phrasing things, Yeah, you just can't skim.

1:29:37 It's like adding this extra layer to you getting money from those corporations. I'm guessing it does. I can't find the interview yet, But I just found an article from February. Because it keeps imploding. Yeah, they do yeah throw you to the wolves you buy yourself with with a bow and arrow and a hatchet. putting people like that against like people they found at a bar or like i want to be on tv or it's

1:32:56 if you win, right? What do they win? like the more episodes And they're by themselves and shit, right? so that they're doing certain things. and film the flight of the arrow with your iPhone. goes right you could follow the trail because you're visually looking at the film like you Whitetail hunting is a religion. So you don't want to like a northeast wind that's like blowing the wrong way

1:35:58 Coyotes like how are you keeping these populations down because the number of car accidents that people have with deer and like Iowa alone It must be off the charts. We've done that before right where we looked at the number of car accidents that people have with deer and like iowa December, January. So the does will run right into traffic. According to State Farm, between July 21 and June 22, they're down 5.5% from the previous 1.9 million animal collisions, and 67% of those are deer.

1:37:36 some guy hit a deer with his car and it flew through the air I mean, I'm sure you're in the conversation. Well, you have to think of cars driving a lot through interstates. Wow. What's number one? West? Iowa's number 10. Wow. Yeah. You get up in the morning going, you know what? Look at that, dude. It's like you hit it happen in Ohio when people are driving.

1:40:05 Because if you wreck, they could accidentally clench their teeth. It's just pay attention And don't suck anybody's dick either What have we turned into What have we turned into? When that guy was talking, when he was explaining that we've retrieved vehicles of non-human origin. Military whistleblower claims U.S. has UFO retrieval program. You've become Alpha Centiculi with me.

1:41:53 When they talk about, like, female heroes of major blockbuster films, like, that's the big one. first thing was like indestructible yes there was no hope clever it was like it just the opposite of humanity it like like there's all these like recurring like archetypical things that pop up in horror movies up by the mainstream media but there was this insane pause and no one was taught like it it

1:45:02 Yeah. here and if this is really if like if some sort of defense contractors are actually involved in this? Yeah. Who's making that? Like, buddy, why you got to do it by yourself? right you're not gonna you're not gonna involve people that make jets you're not gonna bring them You know, you're sitting there having a whiskey with the guys after work.

1:47:46 what do they fucking want well there's all this talk of multiple species too so when we say they Are these the Nords? The moment where all the barbaric instincts of our primate DNA are expunged. And you're seeing a microcosm of that with COVID. There's a money grab and there's donations and you find out that some of the people that are involved in the organization are buying mansions and like

1:50:50 set that aside for a moment and just look at overall yeah it's getting it's getting lower and just fucking, they have power because we've voted them in yeah Right, that's that's what freaks people The idea with educating people wasn't like teach them how to do fucking algebra. nature, and you've converted it into some kind of warped digital representation of it. And so the more you are sort of harmonizing with that, the less you're harmonizing with just basic fundamental truth.

1:54:03 But we've become separated by from it is temporary it's the very best it's temporarily real but it's it's it's warped it's just slightly What did you say and then you look it up and then if it's not true you admit you were hoodwinked a hot tub when my eyes were dilated and I was just like rambling about something you might Like what are the odds? suddenly like maybe

1:57:57 you have to go I never fucking watched. Is that what it is? Is it called Fox Nation? Yeah, Fox Nation seemed like a Lifetime movie because they're really veering towards conservative, hyper-moralistic sort of like this. Watch that on Mushrooms. What was that one that they had? tell you what's going on or you don't want to stab them. Yeah, dude. It's hard. Really hard. A lot of those people are fucking super annoying.

2:00:20 They fucking fired him. They plucked the lemon from the tree and they left this void. Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer. Yes, Commander Blitzer. Wolfie. Dude, that's incredible hair. Oh, yeah. Well, he seemed a little you know, he was questioning things. Yeah, we would talk to people Because it's Don Lemon trying, and first of all, Don Lemon is a fairly catty fellow, right?

2:02:51 Like Biden losing his place. And you'd want to, like, expand on that. You're going to have anchors that have opinions, always. Everybody has opinions. But to have an anchor There's a man on the moon or whatever, you know, something. Like Joey's weed? Or edibles. It's like a succession thing. Yeah shows succession. Yeah, you watch it show was just genius you can't have a bad word to say about one episode that I didn't enjoy. The show was amazing. They literally made a psychopath a hero. He was our guy. We wanted

2:06:43 Yeah. Oh, that's the daughter. just think about that think of like not to get back to the ukraine thing but think like And somehow we're letting that happen. They're sucked into something they can't get out of. They all have their various maladies. And then who is on the horizon? Sure. opportunity for these people that live in these horrible places then we don't

2:10:31 And then you find out that prison guards unions lobbied to keep marijuana illegal. I think the approach is not to just exonerate people and let people out of jail and let fucking chaos ensue and defund the police. And make them feel like a respected, appreciated part of the community. Their idea of winning isn't even winning. You're trying to win. You know, it's like classic comedy sitcom tropes.

2:12:32 Like, you definitely should pull people over because they're bad, but cops want to fucking, That's the problem. It's really insidious. that's not a government that's i don't know what that is that's a casino or something that's just Yeah. into some illuminati fucking delivery chamber blazing holy shit it's the best. Oh my God, what a life. Private jets from birth.

2:15:22 You never know. strange because it doesn't give you the adversity that you need as a young person it doesn't give So I saw what hard work and all the thinking that was involved in planning this out properly led to get out of that. I could just like leave and go anywhere right yeah man that They'll never think like I do. Isn't it possible as a parent, if you're lucky enough to not have to worry about that shit our parents worried about.

2:19:32 way more awareness of people's ulterior motives Yes. Sure. that was your childhood whereas like uh yeah some people they don't they didn't have that so they Yeah. Like, you gotta do shit. it wouldn't mean anything. uh, Never Canada. You do it by saying, hey, you better watch out because this thing is coming. You can't agree with them. It should. And it should it should just because you think you're doing it for the right reasons that is there's a reason

2:23:52 I don't know about the internet. He's saying they never forced anybody to get vaccinated. It doesn't seem to help. had that in the past. You know, they had that for like radio and for television. They had rules up Canada's broadcast regulator, broad powers over digital media companies, That's not good. And you're gonna regulate well You can't legislate that because you can't give those fuckheads power over creativity.

2:27:07 Rodriguez tabled the legislation in the House of Commons on February 2022. The government has insisted that the legislation You could run into trouble. They're good. So user-generated content from the bill was rejected by senators on wednesday evening god damn so that This is how it works. and that's what just happened in canada yeah just a very slow trajectory towards state control it's

2:30:16 Fuck out of here. And the more egregious the lie, theoretically, the more you have to, like, shut any kind of counter-argument down. He looks a lot like Castro, though. Take a DNA test, bro. What the fuck? Dresses a military leader. Did you ever see the video where they're asking Trudeau how his family is using recyclables and what are they doing to stop this?

2:33:04 Put it put it back from the beginning. The Prime Minister... Sort of things. from the great state of Texas 30% Canadian guests. the government is going to force people to make make more Canadian porn That's the problem with shit like that How about they just do 30% of their programming is Tom Green? I don't know that anyone's even tracking that information.

2:35:56 I know it's a weird Google, but I think... Because it's a weird question. country so that's what I have but that list we're number one so it's just Jordan Peterson, That's cool. Thank you, friend. Thank you, sir. more it gets the more powerful it gets the more people believe in it and that's all it if you believe it's going to hurt you or if you believe

2:38:44 Even if it's reacting to it, in the egregore of whatever the fucking government is. But Terrence McKenna had a great quote about that. And he said, first of all, I think to paraphrase him, one of the things was you have to keep it small. They weren't wrong. Sure, absolutely. Like says who? There's not just one life. you're getting into if you really understand it what we're scared of is young people getting

2:42:17 the human brain that was exposed during covid that also works to get people into cults that My Buddha is the real Buddha. But I think that it's really, really important that we understand that this structure, the way this is all set up, Because if they did, they wouldn't be so sure. what i'm talking about i'm not talking about like one okay hey man well i had one bad experience

2:44:20 And that folder is labeled my old bullshit. Instead of being caught in these patterns you're gonna have to subscribe to the model of reincarnation for this but it's really interesting Like the next word out of your mouth. It's like you're trying to make it so that when you die and if you die nothing not just that you're essentially your projections the proclivities they they become holograms

2:47:48 Like it's all outside of time space. or not at least for me i use it as a tool to help give me the motivation to be less of an asshole. I think that's very accurate. Maybe that was what that was about the analogy from the bible maybe that was what That's the Bible, man. I know. And so then they get all the – it took forever. And he was an ordained minister who became agnostic when he started studying theology.

2:51:54 I mean, they're talking about the aminated muscaria mushroom that looked like an apple. yeah you know and that's kind of what he's saying about the whole idea of these psychedelic mushrooms, It's so cool. The underground Christianity is so cool in the stories of the Christian Saints getting fucking about like that folder on the desktop. the reality of the demiurge which is what i would say if you want to find like

2:54:39 Call it whatever you want. Hitler, when he was, what's that famous speech that he gave? High as a kite on meth. They're shooting testosterone into him. He's out of his's trying. And he's hopped up on meth. High as a kite. High as a kite on meth. Now, if you're a regular person and you see someone talking with this kind of power... Bro, you've seen him tweaking out at the Olympics?

2:55:50 but there's some speeches where you see like the size of the crowd that he was Yeah. He's still moving really fast. Oh, dude, he's about to pass out. But there was a story about when Hitler, maybe it wasn't. Fuck. but he's revered as this brilliant, brilliant mind. you know, I'll give you anything you want. to think you are And the direct transmission really doesn't give a shit about people like that.

3:00:02 everyone's children in the future everyone's a prisoner of this fucking stupid thing that's it and it's not worth it it's not worth it even for Even before you take the mush, stop being an idolater. Who fucking cares? But now in my old age, I get it because it's not it's not it's obviously it's representing. ever-expanding consciousness. And then this is where the mushrooms come in. And at that point,

3:02:25 are sizzler it's not it doesn't you you you number one you don't care as much that you might die That's what we were a long time ago. probably run everything. Sure. It's not like that. It so good at life they should probably run everything sure you're in what's really nuts is like you're spending human history and and you are generating uh powerful emotions from the machinations of

3:05:58 Like do an experiment. Throw in the mushrooms. What if that's what it is? But also, if it's a God beyond your comprehension, and doesn't like gays. it just a bunch of chaos going on in in a fucking hyperspace form is that what it is okay maybe must acknowledge the material world because you're fucking in it and you Determinism and people will argue with the death to the death that free will is what really shapes the world

3:10:06 Maybe the personality of God changes. that creation. We should definitely stop releasing CO2 from emissions if we can do that. Earthquakes. that you like to ski down, you fucking ape. is uncontrollable. We all want that. 200 years yeah no one will think about you no one's gonna remember you no one's gonna care You're out. That's a problem with all environmental movements.

3:14:15 you and then you don't even like the environment anymore now you want to use plastic straws fuck Shame people into not using plastic? That's so nuts. plastic wrapper the green movement in a single picture i think i might have stolen that from It affects everyone around you, and then it affects them as they affect other people. Yeah. neighborhoods are like filled with nicer people yeah you know it's like you get a good neighborhood

3:17:25 At me yeah, he's his old fella, and he's always like tending to his garden Intentionally cutting you off from your fucking neighbors How about you do that? That is really. He wanted everybody to honk in front of his house just all day fucking fuck fuck torturing he's in there wearing that like You dummy. the real like reality is we're sharing a planet and we're all basically the same and that's the

3:20:08 People used to have friends that were Republicans and friends that were Democrats, and everybody was okay together. that or smoke them out of their holes like we were like fuck yeah yeah everybody was like fuck yeah Everybody had decided to chill the fuck out. If we, regardless of whatever the fucking news is telling us, why we should hate this person and why we should like that person,

3:22:03 into so many ridiculous factions that are federal government that could that needs to get pared down and and but and it wants to keep power Yes. in Virginia, Brazil in 1996. they have a fucking UFO. Yeah. Why did they give away their UFO? There's a Nothing. occasionally get a book i remember um i mean roswell you had roswell you did have roswell ufos as an alien i don't know what he what he asked you know what it's called swamp gassing

3:27:12 hours dude we can't end it on the middle of a ufo thing we got to finish out the i will hold okay Because all these kids have the same story and he talks to them independently and they all have the same story look look man if these fucking whistleblowers are telling the truth talked them all at once. But let's hear the kids talk. Where was the pointy part?

3:29:18 They were angry like that. Evil. I just moved and I started crying. I was very skeptical in the beginning as well. sometimes you have a dead pilot. and a fucking actual UFO lands I feel like there's a way that you could have talked to her. you don't don't plan I think you yeah I think with a little kid you have to say Huge predatory birds that didn't fly.

3:33:08 I don't know how long ago, man. So you could have ridden one of these. It would just gulp you down. What does it exist here? 66 million years. No wonder why they're dead. And they clack their teeth together. That's how they let you know they're coming. They fuck fish up. Yeah, and that thing. you've been promoting these birds and I think this is please

3:36:43 no you don't fun, interesting, I think my favorite do that with this one Oh, thanks for Oh, my God. Bye.