Joe Rogan Experience #2007 — Adrienne Iapalucci Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Cause if you think you want to be like comfortable and like, you don't really, It's weird because they're the same company or they're the same chair, They're the shit. I just had some coffee. He loves you. Because he's always doing stuff like that to me. He is the guy that dosed Bert Kreischer at his house. I think ultimately it was like a really bad thing that Ari did that.

2:45 Where it was like, So I just deleted it. I was like, what if I was like and then Ari has it I've had my phone open by him And then he's reading that and going, what the fuck did I do? you're just like fucking ari he's such a psycho it's ari damn it damn it ari he comes across He does. Maybe. It was Legion of Skanks, right? should do right right so like all this other stuff is just funsies that's true it's just funsies when

5:32 Yeah. he was really smart yeah and uh he was just fun to be around like he's a fun kid he was like He was great. No, no, store. I wonder what he was like. He was great. Even if the concepts of Christianity or Judaism, even if they're like real, they're real. Yeah. They're so mean. My sister got a great lady, though. needed to know I was like about religion I was like there's no way what it not about the just

9:14 maybe it's God. And then going to that church and going to that, that Catholic school, I was like, He came and we were about seventh grade. first of all bitch how do you know Then you can never eat meat again. You're just like, all right, I get it. don't feel bad eating the ugly animals like chickens are not particularly cute but like Yeah, she's just like, I don't mind if you hunt, but you should hunt pigs because they're ugly.

11:56 be for us it's just the only thing it works on yeah i think it's just for us like think about Yeah. because it really, I think it only works on us. Yes. Like we go, oh my God. We want to protect babies, we think they're cute. Yes. They are cute. i was at a dog park once when a guy brought in a wolf are they legal yeah you can have a wolf Yeah, I don't think you should have them as pets.

14:05 Oh, I got the right the fuck out of there. Oh, Jesus Christ. I was just getting ready to get. He jumped on the car to get just picked my dog up i was ready to get i was just Oh, my God. I mean, was he killing around 8.30 p.m. helpless at that time. Brian said he took a photo of the man as he walked away below. The couple then took their dog to the veterinarian where Ellie had to be put down.

16:42 I don't know if those are pit bulls. Those. It's dog is. Like miniature bullies. Yeah. It's like low to the ground but like that. Yeah. It's jacked. I think those aren't like the really scary pit bulls, believe it or not, are not the ones that A pocket bullet. Oh, God. Yeah, he, but it's not like, yeah, I know what you're saying. And he went after my dog and bit my dog.

18:43 Yeah, that was horrible. Why is that dog just attacking a lady for no reason? Also, that's so weird that that guy came into the park with a wolf. If you made noise, like, oh! Yeah. You're just cutting off their testosterone supply. You know, because we killed them off, And you could just get it. I see that happening. Oh, my God. Florida's an amazing story.

21:52 Foxes, pumas, everything. of the native wildlife they're eating alligators now that's crazy yeah It's an insane person. You're caging this animal that should be in the wild. Get you a zebra, Adrian. Oh, yeah. Talk those straight guys into fucking him. Like some people, you can get them with a pretty simple cult. It would be crazy. You could start a cult.

24:52 of behavior that people have i think at the root of every cult there is a guy that wants to fuck everyone so like that's He might have done it to himself and got people to do it. You're like, who's buying into this? It's not playing. They took over the whole town. These are my people. that the big surprise could come That's someone else putting something.

27:51 But then they kicked him out of the club. I tried. Well, it's cocaine. It's like the real thing that's different is the policy. He was like a star tennis player and figured out how to make money doing it. He learns how to read in jail and becomes a lawyer. But like look what they did for him. Oh, yeah. A little crack for everybody. Drugs are now illegal to sell.

31:06 Yeah, it's like me and my friend That's a drug. I'm not giving it to you. And I was like, are you serious? Oh my God. Really? Yeah. Cause I Jordan Peterson got wrecked. That's supposed to be horrible. He just couldn't fucking control it and started taking Xanax. wine she goes a glass of wine and a xanax and i don't give a fuck about the world. Yeah. I've taken Xanax.

33:18 You're like, you're done. Well, I wonder, though, how it's interacting with whatever individual's level of anxiety. I mean. I did an edible when I was at Moon Tower, like, last year, What's that movie where he's like, he thinks he's in the CIA, but he's just bipolar or Like, it was so crazy. Oh. They're not making them in the same place they make Tylenol.

36:17 want these drugs, maybe it's education, and tell them what the fucking dose is all you're doing is arming the outlaws. I love that dude. Like, I don't know that I would stop. He goes it's just very exaggerated in media depictions and films. That could fucking kill you, depending upon your health. That seems like a lot of heroin. No problems. And this guy, they called him Buffalo Bill was one of his nicknames.

40:31 I was like, look at this motherfucker. He was playing on these interesting yeah drugs amphetamines were like the the choice pill for people when they gambled I don't know if drug addiction is, I think some of it's got to be physical. It becomes like learned behavior. The fucking up and the fucking life falling apart and disastrous choices you make.

42:45 Like booze? And we've gotten ourselves into this box, this nanny state box. about that i don't know if there's like legal distribution so i know they have legal marijuana like on both sides I think so I mean I know so I know a lot of people are doing But one of the things that MAPS is doing is using MDMA for soldiers with PTSD. at this point to make them schedule one drugs in 2023 with chat gpt and everyone's got 5G.

45:34 Yeah, my dad was a gambler. gamblers as a child. That's how often we went there. No, I know. And you will get such anxiety while you're watching. Adam Sandler killed it. It's great. mostly like the horses yeah the horses Atlantic City to stuff like that dog races The leashes come off their head, he said. And so he was off leash in this, like, empty park.

48:24 If they see an animal, they fucking sprint towards it. Miniature greyhounds? You know what the weirdest dog is? That was a little cuddle dog. It's a myostatin inhibitor. It just went... Yeah, it's just a natural genetic anomaly. Those are going to cause you to get tired quicker. So when a dog would cower away, they wouldn't allow that dog to breed.

50:50 I knew a dude at one point in time. He was a dog fighting, gambling guy, What's really fucked up is the dogs are wagging their tails. Right now. do it's still shitty but i think some people are like i have no other choice yeah it doesn't make comedy show and like i was so bad at it because people just be like no i'm like all right a New York City thing.

53:16 For stand-up shows? from New York. Yeah. Like if you're just doing funny videos. of open mic nights oh there's mics every night really you can do probably like six a night if And if it's a random bar, maybe some people will come in off the street or like at the bar. Go ahead. Yeah. Comics who are, like, looking at their own notes and not necessarily paying attention.

56:15 I know it wouldn't be better financially. You had to intern? For a five-minute spot. tribe yeah wild tribe it's just so interesting when you meet someone like Ari, like when I met him at the very beginning and see him now. he's not wrong and he's the same way too like he just he was telling me about like this couple he I mean, we also had a terrible relationship,

59:02 I know. you sleep. Yeah. I just like it. I like the sound of an air conditioner, like in the summer. I've had nightmares about like just a tsunami just like engulfing my house. I would love to live on a beach. But at nighttime, it's terrifying. Just all the way to Arizona. thing yeah whereas during the day it's like just different I know the different things some things are really scary but only in certain circumstances like

1:02:14 I gotta get the fuck out of here. Anything at night like that, it's evil. Or a cute dog, yeah. They have cows like that, too. Yeah, real similar. It looks like it They've had it in dairy cows. Kids have had it, too. Affecting whippets, dogs that Yeah, so look at that cow. Yeah. And if you don't have it, it's not regulated. What's crazy is they just skin these mice, and we don't give a fuck.

1:05:18 He was fucking jacked, maybe maybe he rebels because everybody wants him to get into physical pursuits. That is crazy. Well, that's true. But do they let other people also beat them up? yeah but your parents hopefully are there and they're the scariest guys had a brother who was his twin and became a lawyer. his whole life. go well and his brother just fucked it up and beat him up or took things from him humiliated him and

1:08:43 Well, maybe it's not great always. You know, friends fight and make up when you're young. They've accomplished nothing. You know, I am, I like, like big on saying you did a great job and cheering and stuff like that. He's a cheater. Did you enjoy it? People get so hyped. You've ended your whole life. And then when she saw I was doing some stuff, she was like, I'm going to go back into it.

1:12:02 My whole family was funny, though, growing up. But I didn't want to be a stand-up comic as a kid. like that whole crew and I had zero interest I played that lady And now I'm like not really the same as that. I don't know. So I started in New York. It was in like a big Italian restaurant. right near me and I was like just the lunacy of it where I was like why am I getting this guy's

1:15:30 I remember like driving into Manhattan and going to do this open mic called Collective Unconscious. But that was like a weird collection of people. Yeah, but they were okay with it at first. So like as big as a head? I was just like gross. I remember it was a lottery, so yeah like you mean my mom yeah and the guy you're dating yeah yeah I mean me and him met we were

1:18:08 illness like like really nutty people yeah and you could do anything there so you could like creeping people out like they'd probably let you go on stage and spread your ass cheeks Yeah. an alcoholic. Right. Yeah. Sure, yeah. and they're still doing kind of the same material i've seen that too people that were really A bunch, I mean, I don't know. And then he quit.

1:21:44 He just was like, all right, I'm going to sell real estate. which is a legitimate club in Boston was a great club and on the open mic nights It was George McDonald, who was a known stand-up in Boston. be funny anyway it's only like fucking five bucks to get in or something like that and you go and insane because he had already done hbo and uh lenny you know was super sweet to me he said i'm

1:24:31 Yeah. Oh, I heard about this. That was Connecticut. And this is allegedly. And these are very rich people. And then I did a couple more jokes and it was like definitely different in the room. I'm like, I don't think I'm ready for this. allegedly there's a guy in the community who is a rich pedophile with a boat that makes a lot of sense. I didn't think they were, fuck, kids rich.

1:27:08 I mean, so I get off stage. I'm fine. happened and there are people in the audience that are also upset it was like i split the room and he was like I said to him I go do you think I'm right But I didn't. Jesus there's no way to know that yeah how could you do it that's a great story at me. Not only that, I'm sorry the joke So they were like, no, that's not why you got taken off stage.

1:29:48 I don't know. Just for. It's a highway between Boston and New York. Yeah. Right. You know what I mean? It's like there's not a lot of hope and exciting things. gloomy. I like hate it. I don't know if that's true. Not like the CIA saying it. Is it like COVID? I know a lot of people that got Lyme disease. joint pain, neck pain, Okay. And if they don't catch that, um, if they don't find that, then they don't know it's

1:33:46 My friend was fucked up There are so many ticks Yeah. Yeah. That's XO. It's crazy. Where in the Bronx? Just because you saw him there, he's on a street. We're aware of that. Might have to kill a coyote. You think it's with other people. Fuck. Well, if you live here, oh, I love this. I think I would just, anytime someone did something, Bronx No It's not legal Unfortunately That's not why I think I would just Anytime someone did something

1:36:32 Yeah Would you live in one of those houses? Well, it's the Gilded Age, but... Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. These people are wild. I don't know where. Who wants that? There's like one area of Connecticut where my friend that I was talking about earlier, he actually works at a school there. Because they're pretty famous for being extravagant.

1:38:24 I don't know if I'd do that I honestly love animals I didn't know you were such an animal lover Yeah. You know. Ari would be okay with that. What they said is that if they made it all the way to the bottom, pilot itself there's no line attached to it it just goes down to remote control Oh, right. People like to do dangerous shit Well, one of them was one of the guy's son.

1:40:58 What a scary way to die. But didn't they also make it themselves? And the company, apparently, there was a whistleblower who had complained that the hull was not really established to be able to tolerate the amount of pressure that they were putting it under by several thousand feet. We're now believing that our CEO, Stockton Rush, Shazda Dawood and his son, Sulaiman

1:42:42 Fuck. You do. danger if you go looking yeah you do you do i mean this is if that whistleblower was correct It was, it's not like everyone was like, we all agree this is safe. but they hadn't been cleared by them. raised safety concerns You're actually going to the bottom in a submarine. I don't know if that's oh wow fuck Like, you know, you can't tell people, hey, stop climbing Everest.

1:45:30 I'd say no. I guess I would, if I was into doing those things, I know right away I'm going to probably, like, Yeah. The bull's name is Godmode. That's crazy. It looks like he's going back. Why would I ever do anything like this? Get the fuck off me. No. Yeah. Those guys, that's a rough life. I don't know. That's right, boys. Aha. Right, but I bet they can do that anytime

1:49:42 see God mode and everyone's the most dangerous ones. It makes them the most How do you determine which bulls are going to be, like, riding bulls like that, fear factor and it was one of two times in the history of the show where i was trying to tell Because you could get stomped. They rolled the dice. I don't know. Like a beer stein full of cum. Because donkey cum's not good for anything.

1:51:54 No, they throw it up eventually. and just, yikes. It seemed very liquidy. pulled the episode from America. you can definitely get it on YouTube. They canceled that episode. It was perfect. Oh, okay. But didn't you say You're gonna get some views no, that's my sister. A lot of protein. All water on Earth at one point in time, if you just think statistically, the hundreds of millions of years the dinosaurs were around,

1:54:48 I want it to be urine. Yeah, there you go. Whether it's tap, filtered, bottled, sparkling, of 42 Lake Superiors, falls down on earth, constantly flows through the rivers, lakes, through a dinosaur's kidneys, making its way through the never ending water cycle. about life on other planets. eventually evolve get to you. You never develop tools. Yeah. You never develop anything. You barely stay

1:57:53 I mean, imagine what kind of fucking hard life So, And it's way better than Donkey Kong. You don't put anything in it? A guy I had on a podcast a long time ago that was actually a coffee expert. He literally goes to these places where they grow it and samples the beans. I like it. Yeah. But coffee is real bitter. But tea with nothing in it. I do too. Yeah, but coffee is real bitter.

2:00:42 it makes me want more sweet things. That's why I try and cut sugar out because I'm addicted to it. could have one cupcake you know what i mean and then some people are like i need to chase that I asked my therapist if he thought I'd ever be cured and he laughed at me. childhood and then like I started going to him he's like you had a terrible Yeah.

2:02:48 is different. and elicit a response? You know, you're pulling like, I feel like my family was always very funny because we were always struggling financially and just with different stuff. Yeah. I think it really fucks people up when they're, like, they're poor and they're around rich people. it's so much fun and that's the superpower fucked up childhood is the superpower sure i see that

2:04:56 No, I realized it once I got older and realized we should not be in a house where someone's dying in the living room. I don't know. I think that if I had a lot of money, I might just work with animals. You know? ones in that you can't. I mean I follow her account. I think it's Violet. They were doing them in New York too. What was the first time? Yeah.

2:07:16 There were some comics that refused to get vaccinated too. No. versus what they were saying it showed it didn't stop transmission it didn't cleveland clinic they showed that with their health care workers the more vaccines they got You know, some people it's fine. Some people I mean, it's like any other medication. Because it didn't, well. companies.

2:10:42 Who was that? They just paid their way out of it. $6 billion and still be a billionaire. It didn't even work well and money this is like yeah and it didn't work. It wasn't a good. And women, I guess, are putting it in their private areas, getting cancer. I guess. Okay, what does it say? Settlement? But didn't it say just breathing it in is bad? Significant victory for the tens of thousands of women suffering from gynecological cancers

2:15:00 Yeah. The other five billion. Oh god fuck is that well, it's a fine. It goes to the government. Oh, okay. I'm sure. How is anybody selling anything with asbestos to them? Without a doubt. And there's definitely a bunch of people for years. So there is asbestos in it? Two years later, another executive raised a red flag, the safety of the product, and a public backlash over Johnson's Baby Powder,

2:17:29 They're cutting it just like the Mexican cartels cut the coke with the fentanyl. a very very small amount of fentanyl well fuck you up but i'm sure it's not consistent they're not Yeah. Yeah, we're all drinking it. My origins of comedy. Next time you do it. It was fun. I was so pumped. what about Austin? Because they were like, were in the middle of construction. He told me to make the stage in the small room, smaller,

2:20:04 And he was like, make this lower. I love them both. It's also very honest. it's more obvious. The way I describe it is, like, they're both, like, hybrids of the Comedy Store original room and the Belly Room. All right. yeah i think too what i think ari was saying about clubs in maybe Manhattan, the managers tell the comedians No, the vibe is it's for all of us.

2:22:27 like this door staff Yeah, and they get stage time. I'm still not getting a spot. And Redband's show was sold out too. There's a bunch of spots that are all around town that it's here. where we're all like, I don't think I want them growing up in LA. Because I was in the middle of this big spotify deal and It is fun. It's good for the people that work there.

2:24:55 We'll see you tonight. What's your website? Go see her, folks. Thank you.