Joe Rogan Experience #2009 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Isn't it amazing? Right. It says it makes doctors and scientists more easily. I'm not that kind of doctor. That's so weird. Like those are people in ceremonial clothes. What's the root of cult and occult? cult and that's really just not true okay the words cult and occult are popular terms that that's the classic I mean that right but they're saying Scientology Scientology

4:15 Deputies around them. and i think probably i mean it would be safe to say that a successful cult passes that barrier and I you know we've talked about this I see the function in that like if you like if you're in Exceptional. We'll accept it. Yeah, right. It shouldn't be like you know everything. It's a distortion. But it's a thing that happens to you when you're really good at one thing, where you think you're just exceptional, period.

6:26 Like I don't think vitamins are important like fuck are you saying? you like confidently insist they know everything. That's when you start to wonder how on earth could this person be that well stupid in fact Really what it is, is what are you focusing on? or whether it's chess I think I've told you And then we would go 300 divided by 5 minus 4 plus 16 times 2,

9:08 They don't want to talk to you. They must be. Like he knew when people were full of shit. I met a kid who was 16 years old, and he was a chess wizard who wanted to hang out with the bad boys. So I'm watching this recently released prisoner and a 16-year-old super nerd play chess in their head. It's just, you know, you hear about show you people playing chess in their head because it's crazy to watch but what i was saying

12:24 just trying to find a Yeah. How about just type in two people playing blindfolded chess? What? Can you imagine getting beaten at chess by that? It's all there. you're connecting your memory to the visual yeah so i can go back to the beginning and you can go I mean, think of... interested in like the most surface level i mean i was horrible but you know the opening moves

15:25 chess falls into that whole golf thing with me i'm sure i'd love it yeah but i don't want to do that you're like yeah you know what that's fine I'll enjoy that and then it just goes on and on and you're like i feel so good like yeah this is all i i just had to do this yeah it wasn't painful you you don't seem to really like fall off you know did you at first no it's uh necessary for me

18:11 fuck away from processed garbage don't drink too much right don't don't do anything bad for your Yeah. The worst. And there's people that get caught up in a cycle of that. and she told me she had never changed the oil in her car. She never changed her oil. Man, it is, it's interesting. stuck in the And the gravity is around addiction to just the stuff you were describing.

21:58 And that's where the pattern can like you get sucked back into the gravity well. I've done it. And, you know, I don't know if you can get rid of all aggression and confrontation. like you know everyone had a story of how they talked to their wife or their spouse like a comic You could say terrible things about him and connecting him to Joffrey won't talk to me now.

24:36 and you can't, she laughed sense of humor but then suddenly i was like what the fuck am i doing my wife is I know. Oh, yeah, right. Wait, hold on. While we're doing this, Duncan is about to have one more human. conversations thinking that everyone else understands their what it's like to come out Oh, I was saying you, some of your best fake arguments about things, you get real subtle with it.

28:29 He just told me his sister was eaten by a bear last week. Some of my favorite comedy the best some of my favorite It's so silly. And so I think the other thing that's cool about it, man, is I feel like everyone is acknowledging how special it is. It was an idea and now it's a real thing. There's everything that exists that human beings have created,

30:37 I had this idea. He does it like, and it is in his mind, no, it's a real thing. And I'm sorry, you guys, if I'm wrong about this, but I read it and was blown away. How poetry inspired Tesla to design one of his most important inventions? I think Goethe. A poem about an alchemist selling his soul to the devil. So all of modern technology originated from the inspiration that he derived

33:28 So that, so then you, then you go back and you think, well, what, what inspired Gerda? His poem was going to ripple out and warp the entire planet just from a poem. So it is a poetry also. could do that yeah should we have this should we have that yeah and we we spent a fucking year and it's like a puzzle and but that you know that is why so many people, I think, are like letting inspiration come all over their face, but not letting it inside.

36:38 Do to protect yourself from? that we do just as as human beings you you get freaked out by what you know you should do general like sense of like i'm a piece of shit because you're not doing it and then when you finally get around to doing it you realize the thing you didn't want to do is so fun most of the it's always always feels better when you do it always then you your brain will orient i think

39:18 And I just, I have to do it. Hello. Right. I throw the ball for him. Yeah. He likes chasing that fucking ball. It's never not fun for him. You have the most energy for anything physical that comes up. Everybody would take it. Like immediately you would take them to the... You can talk. You could go play video games with your dog. It's going to be nuts.

43:26 there will be like an orgasm wave. Like if that's going to happen. You'd watch the president. They'd time it with Bang! But the yeah, man, it's just weird to think about that. there's no video of a president coming. Yeah. You got a president who was on the flight logs 26 times with Epstein, and you got that guy in a fucking dress in your house. That is terrifying.

46:38 Hi, welcome. We'll never even know about that ride presidents around like a fucking horse. to be the president and know that you are no longer actually the president yeah that you are Shitty art of your friend who you flew with 26 times. Or shark attacks. It's creepy. You're running various agencies. Malinformations. presidents don't like money no they generally shy away from it most of them are dead broke

51:39 It's an insane amount of money. in business at all? Jump back And it turned into millions. That's right. This is the liminal or subliminal part of the human experience. It's so hard to know what goes on behind those closed doors when they're making decisions. They accidentally sent? Can you just send it back? Because you'd think because at some point, you know, it's just...

55:23 that will be used for future security It's a security package. Why does that sound like they're playing a game? Yeah. so I don't know if that's 10 It's like we got to take it easy on these people. As other stuff. person living in america has put some dollars in that pot and some of those dollars you know Just basic accountant. They did change according to astrological shifts. Don't even worry about it. It's just a pot.

59:45 And I know, I'm sure there's, like, no, there's securities in place. That's like living next to the sun. You have to pour ink into, like, what's the ink come from? Paper. if it's getting faster the predator has to increase its speed and so there's this like We'll pay for it with the money we print. hopefully forever, I mean, it's like I don't even do anything interesting with my money, like except like tip on the road.

1:03:22 it's too similar to exactly what it says you won't be It's like you can't do anything. It had two horns like a lamb and it spoke like a dragon. That is the name of the beast or the number of its name. It's really clear that they spoke differently yeah and also really clear The Mark of the Beast is interpreted differently across the four main views of Christian eschatology.

1:07:21 wait what like in the beginning was the word logos, logos. outside the simulator, whatever you want to call it. universes or or or the possibility of uh things happening on a planet where people have gotten completely lost, And then pop back out. but the book of John is Matthew, or the redemption through the crucifixion Yeah, go ahead and kill me. like it, but I enjoyed it. But it says it says like apparently there are references to a jesus but never described as um messiah but as a magician

1:12:14 a possibility outside the suffering of the mundane world outside of like the point i know for a lot of christians it is and i don't mean to offend y'all it's just you I think he was expressing something very similar to that, Jesus never said That's so sweet. and so these whoever what whoever wrote that i think that's what they were saying it's like

1:15:38 of right that's the the oldest version of the biblical stories i'm pretty sure man i mean i Like 4,000 years old or something? Wow. that only people are going to find if they dig deeper. A CT scan revealed the child's age was between 6 and 12, with the skin, tendons, and even hair partially preserved. wait what is the can we read that among the recovered texts which are still all in greek

1:18:56 Hold up. Like what? wake up in the morning and see these mushrooms after the rain and they would eat them and trip their fucking balls off. Yeah. Oh, God, that would have been so fun, the trip back then. Oh, there's a lot of drawbacks. existent place that is has its own consciousness its own mind and is interested in spreading Uh-huh. and suddenly a hierarchy appears within the thing so now you've got a priest class

1:23:20 see someone wearing a costume and it's not halloween you know or you're not at like a a real data that can change their lives you know what i mean now you're ruining that possibility Isn't that crazy, though? to get a magic star on your certificate where people know, okay, a guy was like had his hands in people's guts who tricked them into thinking he was a doctor

1:26:43 I'm a doctor in a hospital. It's camo. that aspect of things Like, I'm going to pretend to be a doctor. Just lying. Imagine some fake doctor just drilling in your teeth. They don't even, right? Of course people are going to do that. a weird outfit that that's suspicious i mean i'm not saying ceremonial garb is important Some lunatic and they're just a crazy person.

1:30:34 and then just walk around Disney World and nobody would know. man who was looking for a security job at walt disney world has been accused of stealing a and bought a car for like $50,000 before he got caught. I don't think he did anything, Bailey went largely unnoticed and spent weeks hanging around the hospital. but he was just mentioning that he doesn't have access,

1:32:53 cars that threw him off like what is that what is he talking about supposed to be working why is he I know it is ridiculous. You guys, five-star hotel. We don't number our cinemas. Look, I don't know. like, living in caves in India, but they're wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Like the times I've been hanging out with you, every once in a while we'll be hanging out with a UFC fighter.

1:36:39 i had framed this in this horrific way and they just have this ability to shift that. or they're not good at seeing like, Ha ha. Because they want you to be happy. like what what the tradition was pointing to is outside of time and so you you your life becomes something like within your life is an attempt to like kind of remember that Because now you have your family, but you don't have any friends.

1:40:19 Like, you've got to, this is a, well, they call it satsang is the name for it. sometimes and it's like i've known you forever and it's like we're picking up a conversation Like, okay. Info dumping. If you're going to do that, like when you get around a person who's listening It's listening. They're just not good. from my mind so i like pop back into the moment but that agenda when that creeps into somebody

1:44:21 It gets exhausting. sometimes you being right argument it's just like when Neuralink comes out. There's going to be You find out what she really thinks about you. Or at least, like, if you let someone come dig in your gold, If you could somehow or another get in that will like how's that work i don't know Especially when they're old, they're like, fuck the kids.

1:47:41 Things are kind of fucked up. is too much so you fall you a part of you falls in love in a weird gross way that definitely would money you know what i mean right then you get the money and not and you and then you are you're But I get all of it. she used to be married to him. Congratulations. It's like, You have to drive to the airport. it a punishment if you don't know anything else because like if that's one of the things like

1:52:57 Ugh. Very strange, right? she took a photo for the gram right next to his body. it was a while ago so I don't know Poor dude. That is one of the wildest things that happens to really young people they put like filming your kids in some kind of weird self-produced reality show, day all day long filming them like sleeping feeling like Yeah. Child stars of YouTube hit Fantastic Adventures, allegedly abused by adopted mother.

1:58:03 Something about pedophiles admitting they knew pedophiles watch those kid videos. They're taking the kids and they're deep faking them and God knows what. Yeah, this is like, you know. Right. weird cultural issues that haven't been dealt with yet well i've been very lucky to talk to a Like, why am I doing this publicly at six? just want some more free time all the guilt all the guilt kicks in because you're like, I got to keep doing it.

2:02:28 Isn't this great? it's spooky people are so nuts with attention do you hear about that one guy that crashed his plane on purpose doing the math and you think how much... will generate more money than the plane was worth. And they had to hike out? that should be in a plane that's not in a plane. the FAA could go and investigate. the crash, he had a friend who flew a helicopter

2:05:52 He unloaded it in a hangar, drove the wreckage to an airport. Way to get YouTube views like it. Yeah, it worked though. It worked. But now he's going to go to jail. he did not return something. I mean, who knows where that plane was. Because he had to be jumping high enough where you can jump. Way up. You could hit another plane. You said he was trying to get a sponsorship

2:09:14 you have to like ethics aside whoa yeah that is badass like pull away the ethics. Just look at purely, what? That's like pull the ethics out, and it's like what a fascinating, Well, you pay him a lot. Yeah. I didn't know. He told me out of that one really? I didn't know I am but a helicopter pilot It's interesting because whenever these emerging technologies exist, like social media sites where you can do things to get attention, you're going to see certain people that they grab a hold of it in a very weird way.

2:11:44 And the guy just beats the fuck out of them yeah yeah yeah I know I mean it's a prank just before midnight uh officer began administering cpr victim showed no signs of life he's pronounced guy got shot doing something i guess like one of these youtube videos where they're fucking with that work for some goal. And so generally like that's like art maybe like, cause you know,

2:14:54 It's like now there's a job where you talk to robots, where you're better at talking to robots than other people. when they didn't exist before. Everyone was like, what the fuck? Is that the Faustian bargain? Yeah. It's so hard to concentrate when you have to pee. Ultimately, because what's on your mind right now? and I don't blame them for saying Right.

2:18:17 He was aware of things that the public wasn't aware of. Under oath, though, right? to protect these people. I don't see any benefit for any body in the government to go on statement there's enough credible people talking about it that they have to kind of address it and if someone the control of the u.s government this is and has been doing it for 50, 60 years.

2:22:15 So that is where it's sinister, sinister. So if they acquire a spaceship, they're not going to hold on to it themselves. it like it's compartmentalized yeah so some of the reverse engineering people And, you know, you were with your other teammate and everybody reported on everything that was said and done. They didn't have just one. the U.S. government's been doing weird shit with money.

2:25:49 film them through looking to get his dick sucked you know and give the guy a glass of water it's got fucking acid in It's all about MKUltra doing it's all about mk ultra doing that with The idea is they wanted to find people, kids early on who demonstrated certain traits that then they could hire to work in intelligence. Is that what it's supposed to be?

2:28:24 They would do this hearing drink this weird pink shit they would like do this hearing As it turns out, he's got a very high verbal IQ, yeah yeah we're gonna put a lot of funding to making them smarter and smarter and we're gonna It's really it's really interesting. And then there's things that come up sometimes specifically the disappointment that swept over oh i thought they were saying there's like oceans

2:31:43 And I don't know the answer for sure. the planet, but new research suggests a different origin for the oceans. They simply seeped out of A piece of synthesized ringwoodite, the blue mineral, may contain ocean's worth of water in the earth's mantle. got another ocean another ocean what are you saying like that's not an ocean you have fucking Then shut the fuck up.

2:34:13 theoretically it might not be like advanced like us it might just be some kind of like insane fungus Yeah, not as good. Hot cavers. It's like, I love Hollow Earth shit. one of them said could be coming from an ancient civilization that's just choosing to reveal itself that extraterrestrial aliens aren't real? He thinks they're demons. He's not wrong, but it's...

2:37:29 Most things evolve. Of course it evolves. people have lived and died and not have this information and it's clearance, which you can't violate or you get put in jail. And I don't want to – it's like I so will love it if my kids get to live in a world where aliens aren't even weird. I'll tell him I'm an alien. It's like, again. good. Dude! He has too much

2:40:44 us? UFOs may be and that if they tell everyone the Oh, about a thing that we might do? Did she go there to scold them? No. and the the strange part about it is it's like this is not a person that most people think is Scientists are not comedians. like to to not make the people that they're talking to feel like so he had mercury poisoning? Mercury poisoning.

2:44:34 It's, you know, the Temple of Solomon from the Bible. This thing has emerged with the domesticated normal scientist or that like You know? Yeah. The idea that he could, like like create some resonance and send a death Turn it off. It's about these people that use this time warp. Haunted spaceship. I believe Doom. for the game community that was doom for the game industry when they what do you got in that box

2:49:02 What a great idea. I don't know. Doom. But that's the cue that Joss made and you could buy it it's not like a Oh, yeah. What that was was they made a deal with a pool cue manufacturer, Joss, It's made, you know, with machines. And that was a very popular cue because it's a full splice, meaning the contact, wood-to-wood contact of the two joints is like the old method that they used to use.

2:52:35 It's functional art. None. They're all different. Stiffer cues have a different reaction than more flexible cues. sorry they have a pool table in there and you know i like i we would fuck around which was never fun It helps me a lot with stress. they're so good they're so addictive they pull you in so far brian simpson was explaining diablo scene cut scenes from diablo oh wow look at the scenes. But the cut scenes are just like a little movie.

2:56:46 Spoiler. Don't watch this if you're into Diablo where the dude is getting eaten by wolves. Spoiler. We've got a show soon. Bale. All right, let's wrap it up. hail science