Joe Rogan Experience #201 — EverLast Transcript

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0:00 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. one of the coolest motherfuckers I know, There was like 6,000 people on it, man. It's hard finding someone on Twitter that's correct, I look for... what's wrong with you when you're a hater and what it's really all about. i couldn't help being an asshole he goes but just spelling that, that it was really all just me being frustrated about myself.

2:40 People don't realize your brain is extremely kind. Daddy did you wrong. You could do it their way, but that might not be the way. talked about this last time that it takes everybody should want more love it doesn't mean you're weak it doesn't mean you're that person Yeah, I mean, shit, I'm 42, man, and I probably only figured it out nine months ago.

4:53 just because the boat is turned the correct direction doesn't mean we have any control of Right? What do you got for It's all been said, it's all been done. War is over, battle's won. Sour grapes, sweet revenge. Heaven starts right where hell ends. She was young, 17. She felt so soft, she smelled so clean. Her aim was true, her heart was pure. Desert sun, blazing sand Love in my heart, gun in my hand

7:47 And out of your glory Ain't nothing happening, ain't nothing changed Turned my warm heart cold Little Miss America, where did you get that scar? That's heavy. God bless them, and we wouldn't exist without them. And said, you know, I believe in something, too. You know, our country's being attacked. Which is the most fucked up thing about it is the idea that brave people get

11:39 thought about myself at 22 live in nice cities drive nice cars you know exist in a peaceful state of harmony his head he was losing his house back home and i mean i'm not making any excuses for this guy I know a dude who had only 20 days left on a 20-year bid with the Army Reserve. I'll be like this. Yeah, because every senator's kid would be in there every every governor and president's kid would have to do it it's you know yeah you know but

14:49 You think about you being over there. But he didn't have a computer to go. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. I remember when the first time I saw him it was it was a shot He was classic. Do you know that whole story? No. And he thought it was his kid. Wow. He got hit by a truck. Could be, right? hard time being happy wow just one concussion you know golf ball to the head i know a dude who was

17:53 fight for the troops for Last before it closed, I actually did a visit at Walter Reed I think that sense of camaraderie that a lot of those guys have with each other, too, You know, like an MMA fight camp. There's no atheists in foxholes, man. Folsom Prison Brews. Some of us pray Hearts all torn and busted Can't help but lose even if you win Yep. Really?

23:05 Like, oh, I just fucked up a Corsair. You know what I mean? right there I just really that disturbed my groove enough you know when you do acoustic just you and the guitar that's it um sometimes i'll have another These dumb motherfuckers, they got all their photos. man i would have been a shooting a motherfucker cat, dog. They are wild in Kentucky, man.

25:45 Those are mostly black hands on that white girl's titties, and she's a redhead. He broke his hands open trying to smash a windshield with his fucking fists. It's that little fucker right there. Yeah. They all knew it. around applause with standing ovation every show going on stage going on stage he was getting going to come through. I'm about to lay down a video.

28:09 You know what I'm saying? No, his idea. And now everybody's going to do it that way. I don't really know why. think that like slowed me down in my r8 yeah it's real simple, man. Don't ever say anything to anybody If I say something, you know but silly jeans you're a silly bitch you're a silly bitch if you're wearing fucking But I definitely have owned a pair of jeans with rips in them.

30:38 Yeah, but you can buy it by mistake I'm more like cardboard, man. No, I'm serious. shorts and just kind of lounge around so but do you actually throw them out or do you give them to like goodwill or something i just kind Might smell great. Some dudes are going to go real up with that. But then I feel like people actually wore these and died in them.

32:38 People think I'm bullshitting. Time keeps me Yeah. Just to watch him die Would it free me from this prison, that railroad train would mine That's so awesome. It's almost too much. Huge Johnny Cash fan. You better off having a pit bull named B-Martin. I don't care what the kid Right. Yeah. His story. Like a baby. You know what I mean? And they found cuts on the back of his head. I'm and they found cuts on the back of his head

38:51 that's when the kid jumped him. I don't know what the in a life and death struggle. I wasn't there, man. in the situation was one of the others got their ass kicked. You have a gun, you want to shoot somebody. There was no gun there. There wouldn't be a dead person there that is true but that is Like the kind of evil that would beat a man to death with hammers.

40:50 out there it's been i heard him tell his story with his words yeah i ain't heard him tell his He would have said to the kid, how you doing tonight? I don't know the dude. I would probably feel a lot different. saying i thought he was going to run into kids though you know he's controlling he was hoping That's for goddamn sure. That's the thing on your belt.

43:09 Yeah. And there's too many channels right now for prosecutors to go after people that aren't necessarily guilty. And, you know, if you Mr. Neighborhood Watch, you're supposed to be looking out for your community. That's my biggest point. He was wearing a blue denim shirt and he beat a fucking 50 year old man with a hammer. I'm talking about our culture.

45:45 to be honest the real problem isn't even mr zimmerman the real problem is this law called self-defense i wonder if people would Yeah, it's kind of like the wild, you know, still the 80s down there in a weird way. Like, downtown Miami is, like, literally built with kilos of cocaine. You must. This bitch is killed. like whether they want to become a state finally or not?

48:22 Where would we put that extra star? how do I tip you? I mean, it really is. Yeah, whatever. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Is there there people there for that yeah yeah it's pretty Like, Antarctic-style freezing. And the vampires go to Alaska because they could just fuck people up for a whole month We had heard of this legendary place called Christiani. But every once in a while, the government goes in there and tries to raid it, and they fight them off.

50:57 It looks like little gardens and this and that. So I go downstairs, and I'm talking to the lady about something at the desk. Right? At certain times of the year. This is, like, summertime. And I bet the winters, I all the way down it's kind of dusk and then it comes back up they must be so happy at certain times of the year this is like summertime and um i bet the winters i don't

52:31 not have things open at 3 in the morning when it's bright out. something yeah what do you hate money you hate money you need to sleep what is uh your favorite Really? Within a decade, but like eight, nine years ago, probably. Maybe. You can't have my fish. Yeah. In a second, gone. It's really crazy if you ever look at all the different weapons that are live,

54:51 Everybody's got them. Many, many times over. That's insane. People believe that that happened in They had batteries they found in The aliens aren't already here. They just give us little stuff and tell us to evolve you know or you know if you know okay you know or similar to something of Oh, yeah. It sounds sexy, but it's all pretty much documented

57:53 Yeah. run or something yeah but then you don't want to people to miss their family and their loved ones him running down the street fuck Fuck you. Fuck you. We'll make great pets. We treat them like shit. It's really funny that we would think that aliens would be any different than us. hoping they're not they're better than us they're way better than. We're trusting that they've got their shit together.

1:00:18 from back-engineered alien technology? I wouldn't swear to it. They thought they had something, man. They'll kill you. I just know, I just don't know if they come here. that were reaching close towards being like a human being but hadn't quite gotten there. Yeah, most of it looks like tricks and shadows. of dudes who believe that there was at one point in time a civilization on mars that made its way

1:03:09 fascinating shit man because we don't think it's possible but yet look man we put a fucking rover Where they can build machines that are big enough to actually create an artificial atmosphere on Mars. we were told 2012 oh my god it's gonna be jetson's land out there well that's the big argument against But I do know that there hasn't been anything from 1969.

1:04:57 There's even a guy named Jay Weidner who made a documentary about it. the moon landing was a hoax and he was attached by wires to this thing, like doing training exercises. but you know first of all you're fucking if they did go there's a lot of radiation and shit you're I wish I knew a dude who was really, really smart who didn't believe it, but I don't.

1:07:09 Almost 50 years. That's my number one one. that's a that's one uh by there's a guy named peter duisburg who's a biologist oh is this the This is Bill Clinton in his book. was out. The old carpenter asked me if The fucking president said that. You know that story? Nine sleeping pills and literally drowned in wine. Is it really? It's Eric Burden in The Animals.

1:10:27 You're going to Google me? Right? That's the dude's name. But a lot of people are calling it bullshit. A lot of people are calling it bullshit, but once to show Hendrix how much Well, Hendrix's girlfriend was thrown off the roof of the Chelsea Hotel. Like he might have told somebody or wrote it down in his journal book. But you'd have to I think, man, I don't know.

1:13:30 i uh this all started because uh i have a thread on my message board where um it's uh called the And why is it so many great musicians love heroin? first are you sure you know Jimmy leftover legacy spell check. Wikipedia goes is an those stupid kids big Ohio State, Of course. Dumpsters on fire. People would be like dumpsters on fire. somebody's gonna put you on blast somebody going to take care of your business for you.

1:15:58 When wifey can just Google it up or who's talking in Twitter or Facebook and look in whatever. I've heard about it. I gave them my email address. Facebook is nothing. Did you? I don't think so. The only place was on my MySpace. Remember MySpace? And we see this wig shop, so we said, let's just go in and see what's up. from 10 Foot Screws Just made up.

1:19:10 It's Joe Show 7, 10-foot screws. I'm going to check it out. come back no i still go out for a month or two you know like you know at a time you know if i got to I think your stuff revolves more around weekends, you know what I mean? because sometimes we'll do like a fight night It gets old. Are you allowed to bring a guitar on the plane? I have to check that one out.

1:21:46 Yeah, it's actually not a bad song. While on the ground a passenger be Your rival just admitted I think if I remember correctly, they ended up paying, buying him new guitars and all this shit. getting gigs off of that exactly well he is i never heard of the guy and it's a good i mean me how old is that guitar i've had this probably about 10 12 years mother of pearl inlays in there

1:25:31 I love that. Love that. That's a piece of artwork. And I'm starting to get kind of heavy on the wanting to get involved in the And essentially, you know, that develops over time and kind of constricts the breathing Just trying to get a little kind of thing started. Tell me how it got spoiled, tell me when it went bad I knew how it hurts, I knew how it feels

1:30:05 couple to bear hope is a dream Pray every prayer, In a race against time, And then you became like this blues dude along the way. You know, I think you fucked a lot of people's heads up with that whitey ford shit you know like a lot of people And I trusted him enough to believe it. They hated it. I love it. Yeah, like that entire song I just did, in a rap song like i said especially not in us like a soldier boy song do you consider that rap

1:34:17 He wasn't a rap rapper. anybody gets money good for you get money get money what did uh what did the label say they couldn't say much i was luckily a I was just like, music's over now. All the hip-hop songs on that Whitey Force record were done first. look at this motherfucker. of the things i loved you'd come out to jump around with a fucking kilt on you know some

1:36:48 And I wound up getting surgery, like emergency surgery, and woke up from it. And I had a guitar, and I started writing a song. more people than anything from my experience as much as the surgeon saved my life and his technique and all that, the hospital damn near killed me. Sub. Like, I was going nuts from hearing the sound. there like six days i was supposed to be there like a couple weeks but like they let me go home because i was gonna i was losing it i

1:39:58 i was feeling up to it i was i was like i want to go back and thank this nurse you know i mean let's How did you know that, Joe? Of me. Busy darkness Living deep in my soul Weird seeing yourself age, isn't it? fucking like where you splatter a little bit on your toilet or on your wall. Wifey likes it. I'm 42. song is one of your best songs ever i mean you got a lot of great fucking songs but that's one, you got a lot of great fucking songs, but that's an all-timer, bro.

1:43:02 I know, but whoever the asshole was that actually said to you it was a bad idea, Yeah, he's turned into one of the... That's pretty good. do. Fuck yeah. That's what I say about Steve. Steve Miller. You know? the olive bar at ralph's like that where you have all the exotic olives oh okay i get all i like It's a restaurant bar that's in Toluca Lake, but it's called the Olive Bar.

1:45:04 You know that. It's a good place Like that kind of food. You know that. What's that about? Why do you hate olives? I think I just, you know. I like them, like, you know, crushed into, like, flavors. Fuck yeah. You know that's in apple juice too? And she Googled it up The pollution. lobsters were like poor people food. Easy to cook, they'd throw it in boiling water, people would crack it open and eat it.

1:47:14 Because back then they were like, fuck. I have a two-and-a-half-year-old daughter who's never had a sniffle. You're loading up fats and real and stuff like that yeah You serve her Kobe beef and stuff along those lines? Because she's starting to get more interested in food, hopefully. you know, and basically what the premise of that is, Just getting her to gain and gain.

1:49:54 I know that he's amazing. Yeah, he said $90,000. Oh, so you haven't even named it yet. and DC and Batman he does this thing that that's something that he's been doing what i was saying is that there's a popular app right Yeah, I know. It's called Drink or Draw. And they just start drawing? that are really into drawing to get together at a bar. That's a really good way of putting it.

1:53:05 but i would do it i still draw dude i just draw a lot that's pretty good he's very good obviously urban barbarian he's got like a like a liquor bottle that says urban that's that's his twitter I just can't get myself to the store to buy it. You're going to get me now. here at the studio uh the speed what was quicker on my ipad than it was how's that possible like

1:55:29 You're going over. Yeah, the secret is just don't do videos. When I hold up both my iPad 2 and the iPad 3 together, that's what happens right they get hot yeah kill your sperm and you know that you know there's a buy that generic shit yeah they do blow up man you'll hear about batteries blowing up it was It's not that durable? They're coming out with another iPad supposedly that's going to be like that, like a smaller

1:58:18 You can write like I'm with stupid and put an arrow and then put that shit up on Twitter. The one I use on the iPad for doing Oh, so you can do the same thing. And that's not a camera. that's the size of the moon. into media applications. And the malware market is through the roof. A toilet with a bunch of gold fixtures? He was showing me this, and I'm going to freak the fuck out.

2:00:59 kind of thing. What? You got the deluxe model with the handle and shit. Yeah, just today signed up. In this studio, goddamn history was... And then I'll follow you right back. Because my name's that on both. I hope we ain't boring your people too much. Yeah, I'll have eating sugar cookies. Joey busted out a thing of sugar cookies. Yeah, I'll have some sugar cookies.

2:04:05 to sing the blues Mary got pregnant by a kid named Tom, told he was in love And get a call of a killer And he really mightn't would he like drank from the golden cup Till late one night, there was a big gunfight and Max had lost his head God forbid you ever had like That was awesome, man. It's so cool. I love you. There's Great Strides is the name of the organization.

2:09:19 And like I said, I'm going to be hitting you up and a lot of other cats, you know, in the future. Does it, when you are so closely, you know, you're so closely involved with something like this, does this drive you crazy when you see, like, that Coney shit? It has to be both. Is that why they found him naked in the street? I don't expect a guy out there who maybe he might be dealing with a child with something else, cancer or Down syndrome.

2:11:22 Don't think that doesn't make a difference. It's beautiful. Up until recently, the median lifespan is 35. It's such a complex genetic thing. you know there's walks all over the country too you could start your own team and and charities in that sense. That's beautiful. CFF.org, folks. We're going to put this on Twitter, too. CFF.org, folks. Literally, last time I came on, I got more love.

2:13:50 that have tuned into this show. Sugar cookies, man. to tune into it We inspire each other. And really freak yourself the fuck out. Turn that on. Motherfuckers, keep this in the dark. May 18th, we'll be in Cleveland, Ohio. Just me and Joey. Yeah. We're doing small music venues and stuff. And we went to a restaurant. And I don't even think people were expecting comics to be there.

2:17:15 there man like preposterously big i did it again boom drink and in the middle of it there was like Can you come to the front? in the fight game, man. Well, some guys will tell you It's a totally different thing if I were to stroll into a bar and start playing songs. Who are you that I'm going to give up the position? It takes balls of steel to try.

2:19:49 That's true of a lot of stuff. That's why I buy mannequins. Sounds like something I'd like to read. And he's super honest in his book about how he was a fucking loser and fucking work. And when he Real small, too. Trust me. You got a free ticket, always. You heard it all here, folks. My wife actually said, that sounds like something that's cool. All right.

2:22:35 Yeah. After a while, I don't want to fuck him anymore. He's very deceptive. Onnit.com. We will be back at least once this week, most likely twice. I'll see you soon.