Joe Rogan Experience #20140510 — Fight Companion - May 10, 2014 Transcript

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0:00 Still waiting for you to fucking email me your address, you clown. I told you. One piece of iron for my best friends. Yeah. He needs a lot of things, but kettlebells are also on the menu. Let's see what we got here today. Whoever made that app, how dare you. is a Taekwondo It's a little long. The Irritable? I need a nickname. Jesus. And Coke's a bad motherfucker, dude.

2:49 Right Fucking guys In a glass Take it into your mouth. I believe it was the second round. Who was the guy he lost to? He's got a lot of feints, and he gets away Yeah, you're right. Round one. Eddie's always that guy who's one away from a title. Number four. Yeah, you're right. to fight the highest ranked guy, the most Grappler, Abu Dhabi, lost to Pee Wee Herman, fight of the night.

5:49 Is that the guy? So they called me the fight And I just got off fighting Noguera. It came up with Rothwell. But if you're in a situation where they offer you something They had Miocic is now going to fight. And now he's stepping up to fight heavyweight. So there's a commission that says that's just too much of a mismatch? He's so fucking tough. You've gotta protect almost protect him from the other end though i can see because

8:24 punchers in the sport. Chris Carrioso. Is that really? He's got that great voice. Bruce Buffer's the best the coolest things ever. He's actually great. He's got that great voice. No. I was so embarrassed. What are you talking about? I was talking about The Rock again. It's fun. Thank you, America. That's one of the things that friends are for. Yeah.

10:50 I always feel like that's so risky because you could break the top of your foot so easily. That's what you've got to be most concerned about. It's weird seeing a high-level kickboxer do that. Well, Tyrone Spong is only four weeks out, I think. And the reason for that, they'll set it and have you actually start putting pressure on it. but when they break their femur skiers,

12:21 And now that he's... You know, they're thinking about doing a straw weight, a 115. that guy because he'd probably still win and he's One of the baddest dudes on the planet. But both my I always joke around about it and talk about it in podcasts. Roy Nelson. Tommy Hearns? which I can't believe. Cariasso. It's pretty obvious, isn't it? Brian's caught on using that term.

14:50 It's my favorite word, though. Better let go of that guillotine. Scrappy end of the round. Yeah, a lot of guys hang And they can't get it out. A guy who was fighting in heavyweight most of his career. That's what's interesting about it. Panic in a fight gets taken down and doesn't want the guy to posture, on it, too, he's got a good side control, he knows

16:41 put all their weight on a very small It really is. It's a balance. I'm still working on it. Wear you like a glove. It's a science. It really is. It's weird. I wish people could see Joe because he's actually moving around in his chair. I think I'd like to I don't Getting stacked is a big problem. When Brian and I first met each other, I brought him to Carlson Gracie's,

18:34 And just smushed him like a bug. This is not what happened. So ridiculous. He was so much bigger than him. 9-0 forced us to. Imagine trying to pitch cricket. Hold on. And guess what? That's a great way to put it. Like right over the jabs. I want him to knock the troll out, like, really bad. He's still like, I hit you in the body. Wow. See that right there?

21:41 I don't have that ego. You're going to learn from it. Yeah, that's where the best guys seem to lie. that range, I think he's the greatest heavyweight Just motherfucking them. Or you got a guy like Bigfoot who's cutting from 300, man. and nothing drives me more crazy. That's cool. Because I weigh 238. 25 16-ounce bones stacked on top of each other. thought Smolka was on the bottom there.

24:23 Croatian flag black. Cool, man. Nobody ever had to worry about that with Rich Franklin. He's got of your shorts. Yeah, like, co-cop, they're like, you're wearing white. He's obviously wearing the Croatian flag black. What the hell? Yeah, and Cummings was the underdog, and he wound up winning. It depends on the mount though. And Benavidez, if he gets an arm anywhere near your chin,

25:52 Yeah. Oh, he's got his back. mounted him and he tapped. That's like having a building on you. Knee on belly, half guard. That fucking guy was so big in his prime. In the gym seven days a week and he'd come in and just whoop my ass. Wow. A ton. I was talking myself up like, you can with him. These other guys would go in, I'd just It's a weird thing because a lot, you know who criticizes a lot of that is Ernesto Hoost.

29:02 What's doing it, it's taking out potential fight of the night Beating you up does nothing for me. they start getting a glass chin. That's one theory. Well, Liddell explained I'm going to take over. All right. They do football, don't they? Listen, if you can't take a punch now or avoid a punch now, Did you see Pat Barry's last fight? He got knocked out by LeVar Johnson. He got knocked out by LeVar Johnson.

31:36 What we were talking about, remember we were talking about Russians? In Russia, they're wrestling grizzly bears. I kick a jaguar in the balls. He's got a pretty good boxing background I'm out there to fight one-round fights. But you're a fighter, and you're skillful. Pat was the guy who would walk into wrestling So like, Shab, go with Pat. Yes. I hear he's like a really funny guy.

33:36 He's a great guy. I'm not mad at this bulletproof coffee. Your body's rejecting it. I can do 28 jumps. You could do it easy, by the way. He was selling mouthpieces. Where is he from? Ruan. Ruan. All right, fast forward now, and welcome to the big show, the heavyweight Ruan Potts. Damn it. You're like, oh no, I'm really confused. That's how they got on.

36:24 We can't have large Marge up there and be like, this just in, boys. Look at Wayne Newton's face. Talk about a boner. He winks at her. She did touch her face. It's like you doing squats. in his career it's probably done i He's not even interested in that. Either way, he's going back to the villa and just having bitches. Most of them are nursing students.

38:25 Because it says here But That's not how you spell university, is it? You're right. This is really true. So, Brendan, for the heavyweights, how much tougher is a heavyweight's chin versus the punching power? how much more of a punch does it take? 20%, 30%? Brian, please control your ego. No hands, huh? I mean, Brendan, do you feel like the pressure was that you had?

40:57 Pat Berry. So it just gave him half guard This is some blue belt level shit What level of jiu-jitsu? Really? Oh, he doesn't? Purple belt, yeah. Oh! The referee? and you're getting to see what everybody saw from him in the gym. Yeah. Bump. I think I saw that in the jungle. But does Sowa do the haka? Nobody wants to be Samoan more than me. No one's ever seen it. I realized that I couldn't do anything

44:12 I was fired up. I'd say, yeah. instance a good example rather a guy like John Wayne Parr multiple time Muay Thai champion but It was – who did he fight where he broke his chin? MMA. He never fought Muay Thai. You can shove your head up into the side of his head and really control most confusing things I ever saw was watching fights in Bangkok and Samui in Thailand because

46:51 because they bet so if you're how somebody's like crazy for a knee to the body or a kick to the leg or something like that. kicked the other guy's ass. Oh, that back kick was nice. If he's not the best, he's close to it. Did you really? You rolled with him? Well, Imanari is not Bravo's. It's a fucking devastating move. Why'd your voice get so teared?

49:18 Google Iminari Omoplata neck crank. Oh, is that on its YouTube? Because if a guy's got a good mission control, it's pretty surprising. and you really can't fucking defend it because your right arm, the weight of your back and everything on the Have they done a stat on what the one jiu-jitsu move in the UFC, I don't know. TJ, do the job. Look at that.

51:56 Let me do it to you, Brian. I'll show you. No way. It's from Omoplata, and you just grab his head like that. But you don't have to because it's a crank. Neck problems for the rest of your life. don't know that neck ties right there the whole time you know that right you It was just something they showed me once, and it was in my tool. You could find a way to get a high level guys to that like I'll do Darcy's on guys

53:52 Especially in MMA. Can't get enough of that back kick. I would say it's 36, 38. He's got a lot of length. He's 5'11". He never said that. I know, I was towering. I do wear, I strained with in Denver. Both guys are animals. He's just touching. why Magny can keep going forever You have to. He was trying to knock him out in one shot. you said it was Listen you can't put

57:24 at the very highest level are using all the gears. He's more chilling third gear. And then by the time the third round comes, you're like... Yeah. No, I didn't want to see it. Best body I've ever seen. Real Pete had some tight valley tuto shorts on. I had things to do, man. Funny thing about Arnold, I met Arnold doing- Heath Haring is? Tom Erickson was on top of him, dominating him,

59:56 shook his head before he punched him to he thought about it yes suspended that's has he not? Yeah, he's fought in lightweight. You should get a big dick on your chest like Brock Lesnar. These crazy assholes. Magny's reach is insane. Yeah, Means is like a dirty mountain boy. I like how he, that long reach. I guarantee you the game plan here for That is just a huge advantage.

1:02:18 Did you ever see a video of him rolling with Mayhem Miller? Me and Dove Davidoff tried to fight Mayhem one time. Yeah, he's not loading up on anything. They just come forward. And then he rips you to the body, and then you're just never breathing. Shark-infested waters. I'm coming. Please, please, please. And there was a contract negotiation with Gilbert.

1:04:25 I love Nate, and I agree, but I don't know UFC, and... You're not gonna win, man. Whoops. I've never heard of him. Yeah. Just hanging out watching fights, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry, Brian, are you coaching Magni right now? But Brian and I have conversations and I go, I go, hey, bro, do you mind just shutting the fuck up for two rounds for me?

1:06:37 I need a good tattoo. Except for Pacquiao Mayweather. I don't know. It might be true. When a guy moves up one weight class, you go, well, that's normal. I'm just saying. No, no, no. I've never had roid rage with anything that I've ever done because I'm a pretty calm guy. That's not healthy. My dick wasn't normal for a month and a half. You'll find that in the store.

1:09:16 Biotest Mag10. It was incredible. It was crazy. Tim Means, all over him, man. He's kneeing the back of his legs. You know what I like about Magnum? I'm good. Put my Dirty Bird logo on the back. He's kneeing the back of his legs. Knows his shit. One or two for sure. I think the knees to the head When a guy's got his head and go under the cage But why not?

1:11:50 but you can't soccer kick him? Literally put my face between his tits and choked me out. And he was doing it for Jesus. He gave me a little pep talk. He did that to me before. You know, there's a place in Montreal called Joe Beef, and they did a variation on the I wonder if they have that in- Good question. Not a heavy dose. Heavy dose in the morning. I have to run back. Sure. Oh, I drink that shit every day. Not a heavy dose.

1:13:36 Those don't bother me. It's healthy. Oxalic acid is the problem, but you can counteract it with calcium. You're like the CrossFit guy with tits. You counter that with calcium. That's what I was going to say. I know better than you do. When guys go to their back. Guy's fucking ringside. Never going to see that from me. Fuck yeah, man. Dave Asprey and John Durant.

1:16:04 Fuck. It comes at me. You know, I have a real problem with people that only complain about people. Talking shit about spinach. He's a healthy fucking animal. He's a professional cage fighter. It's starting to slow down. Wow, so close. Look at that. Think some freaky stuff was going on? I think that's on Google, Brian. Goes to butterfly, half guard.

1:18:12 He's going to push down. He's taking a break. It was a mixed martial arts event in Japan back in the Dizzee when Hickson fought Funaki. I can't imagine. We're in neutral position I'm going to one I believe you all the time that he knows Whatever, dude. Dude, tell me about all your friends because they make you a better person. He played one of the villains.

1:20:35 He would let black belts do that. Get the win. Nice. He's not happy, Brian. His head coach is Lester Bowling, and he's with Nate Marquardt and Cody Donovan, those guys in Denver. It's ridiculous. I don't know. It depends what I'm doing. Oh, so great. about running away from a girl. My asshole was literally She finally heard it because I couldn't get around in time.

1:23:17 You know, if a girl can deal with that, if you can say, hey, listen, I don't want to But that's good. look, we're human. No, I got a problem. So you deal with this or not, it's all good. You can't keep showing this goddamn thing. I'll just have some caffeine because I just knocked a guy out. I drank a bunch of ouzo and passed the fuck out. Great call.

1:25:14 You did not. That's a huge issue. Not having it. Look at this fucking pregame! blow up your bathroom? Oh, yeah. No, I had a problem. Boom. When you see that little thing pop before you do them? but I did some competing when I was younger, This thing, I need to heal up. Wow And lemon filling I'm fucking fighting I mean, I might have did some stretching.

1:28:57 Sounds like a dinosaur. And the day of, I decided, fuck it, I'm fighting. You just went and did work. I think Bernard Hopkins, will you tell me Bernard Hopkins said something like, That just comes with experience. Tennis is a bad motherfucking sport. He hit the ball for two hours. You know why? There's no spearhead. Get the fuck out. Wow. How did they come to that number?

1:31:34 What experts are doing that? Look at that tattoo. Gun Show. How about Chrissy? A gentleman in the room. Cruikshank and... Dude, he's trying to make him pay with every kick. Schaub's a giant. He's on fire. When I'm standing next to him, I disappear. He might have AIDS. Whatever else he has. Well, you know, it's interesting. and right kicks, too. with a really good Southpaw.

1:34:12 But Crookshank, I was so impressed with him in that Mike Rio fight. Because I like to compliment myself. Thank God you're here. fighting a bunch of barbarians. If I was a betting man. By some of the odds. I mean, Aubrey has made a killing, allegedly. If I was a betting man. He's just taking punishment, man. Watch this setup. Some fuck who's used to doing NFL and NBA.

1:35:57 Boom. How about the elbows? He was definitely in trouble. to see a guy survive that kind of shit I can't even do it on a trampoline. Then he went back to Montreal. Yeah, right? How? I kept doing it, and then I was getting really tired from it, and it was like hurting my knees. I should probably be in the gym rolling. Brian Backflip. shit down. There's a couple guys who are like, ah,

1:38:28 I'm a beast without TRT. Eric Koch was set to fight for the title. And I'm a big fan of Crookshank. Me too. No matter what you do Six jigillion followers on Twitter And I'm not saying it was a bad stoppage. swarming, as a guy who's experienced a lot of fights, Holy shit. Dad, come on, we're going to go walking today. Can I spoil it for everyone? Yeah, I keep lions in it.

1:41:09 You follow this stuff. I would imagine that's the last way you'd want to die. rape them, and then feed them to dogs. Shitheads. And they live, Stomp. I got to be honest with you. I would agree. If you have a big dick, you don't need a big beard. What's your Twitter account like? I used to date a chick who didn't like it. No, I think it's a caduceus.

1:43:58 What is it? No, no, no. No, I've been there for over a year. Yes, and Callum will be there. August 22nd and 23rd ask me let me know That's like when your friend is there. on his back. John Olive Idemo. Take the hinges off mine They forced her out. As a kid, I loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Has a problem Is the one who's having Your app He brought you to the party

1:47:05 Twink is a great... I had a long discussion. What am I? Like a feminine. You might be a muscle otter then. Look at the fucking... I'm not mad at it. You can't be mad at that. No, for being 54, you look good. Hey, bro, that's a fucking... Your light was right, you were oiled up. Dude, I'm not mad at it. ignored the racism and went, there's hope. rolling the Clippers,

1:48:39 with Drew Barrymore Do you love those movies? Oh, I would see that movie too. It was. Craig Robinson was great in that fucking movie. Which is true. You don't go there to learn something. It was great. What happened? There's something creepy about that, man. They have a real thing with teenage angst. Like a chick who gets a text from a guy and goes, fuck you, and then throws the phone in the toilet.

1:51:17 but is like, I can get that guy. Always have. I don't know. Yeah, but you weren't a guy who was really honest about what was going on. I fall in love. Your wife, when you asked her, you knew she was the one when you met her. What decisions do you make as far as like how you proceed? Like a legit pickle? Pickles. Yeah, I think we're doing a podcast here tomorrow.

1:53:35 Yeah, I'm obsessed with tennis. bro but but if my friend's This Grillo's Pickles Company sends me these pickles. It's going to sound like a pickle commercial here. About a gallon of bulletproof coffee I've had Okay That's all I have to a microphone. Go fuck your mother. GrilosPickles.com. The trailer came out the same day that story broke. Yeah. That's because you're not into intense shit

1:56:21 Godzilla commercial or Ronda Rousey right after it? That's what fucks you up. Where you do the angel and the devil Where he has a cell phone on one side What? Wayne Newton. Did they not have a guy in the office that does quality control? Guys on guys, right? You know, it's interesting. But since then, he's not looked as good. Getting ready. Very tricky

1:59:27 I think he thought that Carmon was going to. He does, man. Talk about brain damage. It's not. can I get a call? Who makes these odds? Has it? I think Matt Brown's fought tougher guys. Phillip, Phillip, Phillip. Phillip was tired of losing, man. His legs are insane. Look at his calves. They ain't giving those muscles away in a Cracker Jack strong. His legs. I would imagine he is strong. His legs are insane.

2:01:36 He's bald. He looked good in that Robbie Lawler fight. He did, man. seems very composed. He just hasn't gotten comfortable. You ever seen Vitor's wife? He brought me and Nate Marquardt to train with him. She's a classic Brazilian hot chick. Beautiful children. Maybe. That front kick Anderson does, now everyone does it. Oh! I wanted to say that. Yeah, he's still on the East Coast.

2:04:17 That's the number one implant for guys is calves. Say what? Yeah, buddy. Wow. And not only that, I think he might have been the first guy to ever stop Lorenz Larkin, his Boom. Folks at home, when you watch how short he threw that punch. Oh, beautiful. Donk. If he's happy, he comes in and says, like, great job. Just a liar. Yeah, but that's what you gotta do

2:06:38 I was in the hotel We're apparently behind live TV by 15 seconds. This is ridiculous. I was at a friend's house. Staying with a good friend and, you know, their family, my family of friends. I can't pause their TV. For the joke they do. Don't do it. I'm confused right now. Wait, what? You're back at Starbucks. Depends why you're getting paid. oh, look at that fucking right hand.

2:09:52 That short right hand. They're not censoring anymore. Travis Barker on Wednesday. You know when you meet someone and they're so nice, you think they want something from you? I know what you mean, though. When he was on Punk, too. Really? Drums are a lot of cardio, man. Don't know because I'm not a drummer expert, but I'd imagine fucking Neil Peart's got something to say.

2:11:46 Hey, bro. Okay. There's a lot of people that believe in different things. John Bonham from Led Zeppelin is number two. Travis Brown currently is the current. Hey, bro, I take drum lessons. I will slap you right now you talk bad about Travis Barker. There you go. I believe Hall and Oates might be the best. Good looking dude. The only thing that I can hope is that this fight goes five fucking rounds.

2:14:13 I can't believe Eric Silva is the fucking... That's a great bet. Okay. He came at me like a banshee. It's an avenging spirit. Irish fairy of Hey, bro. I feel great. Cut farts. I just work on instinct, you fuck. You play tennis. God, it's so good. Just don't fuck with my boy Aubrey. If Aubrey doesn't know I don't know. If somebody has their hood open in their car, I'll come over and give an opinion.

2:17:29 How's the AVAC valve on that? That's crazy. But that's also why, allegedly, Allegedly, it'd be pretty fucking high. Yeah, I will, But you won't bet I showed him my slips This is a fucking great fight, man. He was supposed to fight Condit. Watch him spar with Neil Magny. san diego he um he did, I talked to Beecher. And it was worth it for me to drive down there.

2:20:23 Both done by the same guy. Oh, look at Eric Silva slapping himself It's like the young lion versus the established lion. I want to say he's like 27, 28. I guess I'm probably basing it on how old he was. Ice cream. Valigi. out here? original Carlson Gracie that was a great I believe he did. It's crazy. It's crazy. Of course you can. videos and they practice together. And that's

2:23:09 Well, he definitely learned a lot of grappling that way. He's getting Regenikine done at the same place where I get mine done. You have a small window where your nerves And in those couple of months, if you don't get surgery It's been years. It's, like, serious fucking pain. Nasty striker. It's totally useless. You've got to remember, this is five rounds.

2:25:53 your back is a lot like your knee, which is a lot like your brain. Is there anything worse? A back injury? Your legs shrivel. Yeah, man. Look into some prolo too You had a neck problem man? They shoot, I think, a saline solution in your neck. This is a fucking serious stare down. You know what's interesting about Matt Brown? Not that, just super. Reverse.

2:28:19 Body kick. He's not a front runner man Oh he's Two on one. He doesn't have body triangle either. shot. He hit him with a vicious body But Hickson ain't worried about that shit. What's he doing? Oh, man, that is a neck fucking crank. What is he doing? It's just a neck crank. If it fits under the shoulder. What's he doing? Defend your neck. See how he's – you know, I seen a guy tap once from an arm bar from that position.

2:30:22 Does he? Hey, you calm down back there. You've got it back. This gritty as shit. Holy shit. My God, Matt Brown is rough. Matt Brown does not stop coming. There's no fat on them. Matt, keep your hands up, Matt. Eric Silva's exhausted. Boom. He kicked him out of the ribs. Silva's exhausted. Matt Brown. He drags dudes into hell, man. Shit. Holy shit. Wow.

2:33:16 I've seen this commercial a thousand times. He's the greatest. I swear to God. I go, what did you do when that happened? Because he was going to do a movie Here's a replay. Look at this. He relishes war. Silva's getting fucking boxed up. That's the same kick he fucked Sato up with, his last opponent. Oh, God. Can I get my fucking kettlebells, please?

2:35:27 What would a Matt Brown tattoo be? How much more time do you need to operate? He's all done. Silva's tough, though. The only thing that's keeping him up right now is heart and will. 25 seconds, boys. Matt Brown's hurt. good fucking ground game too a lot of people don't respect that ground game. His ground game is nasty. You got to attack the arm. How is Silva breathing right now?

2:37:35 Oh, he's done. It's almost like a darch from the mount Because look how closely and calmly Herb Dean's looking at this. Holy shit. He needs to keep attacking the arm. Another triangle's coming up. Nope. Just pause your DVR, you fucks. This is incredible. Yeah. tell me you know what you going to do? Your boy, Heron? Is he better? I want to see that body shot.

2:40:44 Round three, bitches. a big guy. He's not cutting There's no breaks. There's no rest. Oh, my God. I think this kid, I think there's a lot of people that do great in training, Oh! You know what I'm saying. Ooh, there's a cut now, though. Nope. Wow. He is beaten down. What's Joe Silva doing? We're like, that's a great idea, Rogan. Yeah, he took too much blood.

2:43:56 Look at him. I'm super impressed that he bounced back from those herniated discs, too. He has a very unique training regimen. shit. Interesting shit. Girls. So what does he do? Into it the same way These little skinny neck bitches So I guess the podcast is over, right? Matt, look at this. He can't beat that guy, right? I wish I could hear this. I don't know about that.

2:46:54 an amazing fight because carlos isn't shooting a double leg yeah but carlos has got acl reconstruction gets into the fourth round? As anybody. Especially when they're ranked number 14 in the world. It's a different thing. What are you, fishing? Oh, these boys. Those kids, they just watch some crazy shit that they don't understand. Hennon Burrell, 7.

2:49:06 Hennon Burrell, never lost. That's a big, big win. He's like, I've won six fucking fights in a row. Good fights, ladies and gentlemen. It's so fun. We're older. We're good. I enjoyed every But look, all over him, working the neck crank. If he's not 200 pounds, he's fucking close. Probably the same spot where he got hurt before. I was going to say, I'm hurt, man.

2:52:01 It doesn't matter who you are. there's a fucking terrible travesty. I'm rich as shit. On the top of feathered serpents. That's it. Thanks to Onnit. Oh, the Onnit Academy is awesome. We're really consolidating all the unconventional workouts Oh, shit. That'll be six months. Between now and then, though, I don't know. I'm not sure about that. And we got a fucking crazy week coming up.

2:55:00 Thursday, Randall Carlson. We love you guys. Whatever it is. Peace.