Joe Rogan Experience #20140531 — Fight Companion - May 31, 2014 Transcript

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0:00 Oh, good googly moogly, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, shit. We're already live, you Don't have just a regular We can go incognito Brendan Schaub is here. I'll get you some, isn't there like a box of Alpha Brain right here? It's a bummer. You're a friend So your neck doesn't fall off? So you're saying Munoz could take him down? From mount to mount. But his ground game is very, very high level.

3:15 That's so crazy. for the takedown, What a sweet move, man. Is that an Iranian name or a Persian name? That's Joey. You're live, Joey Diaz. Random questions for Joey Diaz. Did you watch the Munoz fight? That's how funny Joe Deere is. I'm getting frozen I said, hey man, how you doing? And he goes, and I go, hey, man, What? You guys have been doing this

5:43 And I was like, That was it? He brought his family. Yeah, they're big humans. You were shitting your pants on Bieber. He's got the tattoos. Shit. Just be cool and fucking sing. That's the problem. Come on. What does he have to do? That's the problem. Shit. I think if I was 19, I would be way more out of control if I had half a billion dollars. He's in a fight with an asshole who lives next door to him.

7:43 The Oaks is a very crowded community. Sketchy dude. Sketchy criminal.e's like i'll come with you we go find this sketchy dude sketchy sketchy criminal i don't know if he's selling it but he's definitely smoked it he gave his dog he was Pit bulls? If I was Justin Bieber at that age, I would have. You have to be disciplined. By the way, that's the worst Dom Herrera

9:28 I said, let's go watch that and goof on it. or some labels putting together. And he plays drums. Between when we're talking and the fights. You could add that on a t-shirt instead. but he came back that name, He's kind of a psycho That right Please Please talk to Brian. Okay. He's recovering from us shitting on his Don Mera impression. He's nice and loose.

12:15 yeah yeah it looks there's a lot of dan hardy in there yeah there is a little bit dan hardy Gonna catch him And it was also What did you see Oh, on this. If you're not That motherfucker knows But he basically does. Me and him have some really interesting conversations about fights. No, he wanted to try out. He picked you and he picked you up and slapped you.

14:49 He would have still just slipped off. NFL player or college? But anyway, giant dude, right? Holds his arm up in the air. Put him down. and for the Pats, and I just met him. He'd get dropped. signing bonus. if they got into jiu-jitsu or if they got into MMA, that it's not a guarantee, you've got to be looking sports where they would Who was that dude who was, I don't know what level football he played,

17:41 How many alpha brains should I eat? The football player, Eddie? Yes. He learned in jiu-jitsu, but an athlete. He'd be gone for six weeks. Honey Jason just mounted Robbie Peralta. Every guy you see tonight's going to be pretty tough. Honestly, these guys have a lot of muscle on them This guy has a little courage. Honestly, these guys have a lot of muscle on them.

19:17 Oh, tries to omoplata. No, they don't. kicking Han and Jason Yeah. and the boxer has to wait for the guy to get up. You see how he said, come here? Somebody lost another one. Does anybody know what's going on with Thiago Silva, like that whole situation? I'll tell you right now what this all stems from. He spun and landed that elbow. Peralta just ate it.

21:46 Chicken heads 101. It's simple. I do. On chicken heads. That wasn't terrible. UFC 173. Boom. Oh, Mario ain't having it. This is good, dude. Yeah, I like when dudes do that. Yeah. They enjoy the fight. They enjoying it. This is good, dude Yeah, but that was very extreme. Not by high-fiving him and having him sign your shorts inside the octagon. They trained together.

24:12 Nope. When you went to touch gloves, he goes, no, we'll do it afterwards. God damn it. Soft goggles. God. sort of like a piece of tough leather what about grappling bro well that's what i'm thinking Kangaroo. Yeah, I have. He's talking about condoms. You've never heard of lambskin? It was the original condom. I'm all set on that, bro. the real doll.

26:42 whatever. I'll do it, but you've got to guarantee me the mouth. You think there's guys out there that hang out There's got to be, right? I used to think it was funny to make fun of real dolls. Because he's in love with it? in this community. I think I was looking at it I was thinking, and I'll give you Yeah. He's like a pimp. community, they're like jealous of him and shit.

29:31 Fuck. Why would you judge? that rip other people's they break in And this woman was going, I'm missing my clothes. Now the cops have a case. Where are they at this point? You'll be able to fuck Bigfoot Silva. Yeah Right Why is that stupid Peralta. What is Hayabusa? I always wear $2,000 right there. Do you see him? No, he was going with it. Did anyone watch the Froach and Groves boxing match?

32:53 Crazy, man. She is a dime piece of a girl. He's winning. Nothing. Well, he lives in Germany. Yeah. He's an interesting case, man. Have you ever tried one of those diamond cups? Yeah. Pride 11. You get five minutes to recover. Fights end because of eye gouges, right? The fight ended Yeah. Randy Couture, Like the grazing of the side of the glove did that.

36:13 I had them. Here it is right here. It forces your hand to curve. That sounds like the intent. like that one coverage of the fingers. Yeah, there is. But this... That guy's a real fighter. It makes your hands curve a little bit more. And you know Joe Gerson, Joe, the guy who It was so bad. Well, that's what he told you. They've gotten mad. You have a reputation for that?

39:31 Also, also, also, I'm not very sensitive if you haven't noticed. And if you're freaking out and there. Let you feel like Brian Callenfield. Less than two weeks away, Brendan Schaub. Yes, sir. That Linkin Park released Holy shit And I was watching it with some buddies It's the Linkin Park UFC 174. Is that it? Hold on. What's that? Wastelands. No, you gotta

42:10 The second one. Why am I hearing that? Tall man. Because I'm a mess here. you have this world-class jiu-jitsu, and they're like, you know what? I like striking. But he still uses his jiu-jitsu. It was beautiful. fuck, there's nothing to be scared of. It definitely feels good to knock people unconscious. But it's also, you know, you gotta realize that a guy like Damien Maia got so fucking good at jiu-jitsu because he becomes obsessed.

44:58 Way better. It's very stiff. with his jab popping that jab out there but he hasn't been able to get a hold. This Russian dude is a master of sport in both. Master of sport in sambo and jiu-jitsu. It's a building. I say less than 30%. 10 bucks right now that he'll survive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's going to survive. You guys know that. There's also guys that are entering into Bellator, too.

47:29 He got caught. No, it makes it tough. I think Damien's going to win, but he's going to win in the second and third. Oh, son. He got him down. He's trying for that right arm. Slow triangle right there. He can't spin to the left arm. We're going to bet some more. 10 bucks ain't going to do shit for my life. The Indian came out. You got a heavyweights head.

49:28 It's too far from me. How can you say it's too far? I absolutely love you. Monday through Thursday, 8.30 at night. Yeah, he is. Hey, you have your invitational tomorrow, right, Eddie? Doors open at 4.30 p.m. 145, Jeff Glover. He's a Who knows what happens, but it's going to be fucking insane. Now what, guys? I think he's going to finish him. You know what?

51:54 to so many black belts. But he told me after he rolled with Damian Maya, he goes, I'm not really a black belt. He's a 1% of 1% Frank belts. Very well-read. Yeah. When he throws to explode, he's just taking it away. Taking the back. Shit. He's going to take him down. Oh, no. Yeah, Maia's pretty tired. You know, he couldn't get out of Damien's mouth, but look, he's still here.

54:18 It never makes sense to me in MMA when guys triangle the body. You're trying to hang on. You literally can't do anything. You could use the real full guard. I'm just going to hold you. Yeah. But really, he's losing the fight and he's like, They'd rather survive with the guy on their guard Damian Maia is Is he? Holy shit. No doubt. That's what makes fights so interesting.

57:26 And he hits him again. On your IT? Really knowledgeable. Yeah, I think you're probably right. And why would he go for an arm bar if he's Yeah. and he wants to be able to get it in a position where he's reasonably convinced For a guy like that, that fucking sucks. So good. Look at his feet, Brian. and then thousands of hours. But world-class black belts like Damian Maia,

1:00:09 Yeah, look how beautifully he transitions. This guy's got to do something. He's stepping over right now. He lost the arm. russian guy has to be frustrated. Yeah, not so happy. I was talking about this with Henner. Look, first of all, keep that Russian guy out of the sun, please. Trinaldo's a beast, dude. How about Tony Ferguson? He comes to Reign, too.

1:02:53 He's fucking everybody up. Take his ass down He was squeezing right He just wanted even trying to finish the darts. Just don't fuck around. Go for it That's how And then stood up You get one live shot at this dude. I've been in the MMA industry. You see them come and go. Is that right? And they come up on Thursdays and they show me what they've been working with.

1:05:31 Why? I'm like, excellent If I get in a fight And then take you down God damn it Gonna dot you up. They say that Kakuno has a successful MMA apparel store in Japan. UFC, and you realize- you really don't have the, you know, One live shot at that Tony started lighting him up That's when I started laughing how long did it go I believe we're gonna At the rate he's getting

1:08:25 There's no fight on right now, Brian. That's like Chuck Norris right there. You're a last. Brendan's not impressed with who? Yeah but that's not what it's all about You wouldn't be trying to argue with the director You know, slamming your head into a wrecking ball. you'll have real Don I thought about getting You'd have to call a factory. No, no, no.

1:10:15 $10,000, just a session. It was mine. if a dude wanted what am I He was saying if someone used your real doll. Dude, whose names are whose names He's a beast. but you gotta include this and then he finishes him with an armbar. There's no wasted energy. I feel like it. Really? You can get knocked out with a jab if you're in the What are you? He's like a big Demetrius Johnson without jiu-jitsu.

1:13:29 The speed and the strength and the wrestling. If I was going to put money on that fight, and you go in a defensive shell because you're like, okay, this guy's tuning me up with his jab. Pick-wick, yeah. Because Woodley's first storm is a motherfucker. pounds. Somebody had a real good point And at 85, if you stay at 85, he's too small. Oh, that's crazy?

1:15:56 LeVar Johnson's There's already a lot of UFC. Chick fights are awesome. There's a couple. Cyborg and Ronda. And you can't... and no one's trying to see that bullshit. Everyone's going to want to watch it. A whole different animal, dude. Do you train Cyborg? That makes a great story. male steroids? No one should ever fight Vitor again? Are you saying Cyborg has male genitalia?

1:18:44 I know all that. I know that. Are we going to pretend that a large percentage I'm not even thinking about that shit. I think Ronda shouldn't have to deal with someone who may or may not have altered their body in a way that's irreversible and gives them an advantage. Now, of someone, a woman who grows up doing vigorous exercise and gets into judo to the point where she

1:20:16 It's not artificial, though. Cyborg's very skilled for sure. Yes. I don't want to see it. It just looks like two different levels in there. Ronda's technique, though. Look what happened to her. That's what I'm saying. I want to see it as a Okay, okay. That would be amazing, right? Oh, shit! It's an interesting conversation Eddie I agree me too Listen, I'm sure I'm going to get some hate for this.

1:23:02 Yes, I did. She took the loss good. Blue, blue here. What do you think about Gabby Garcia fighting MMA? She's gigantic. I didn't she I don't think she speaks any English. So we were like in the elevator together and man and she was leg locking who knows smashed her She's shredded. She's fighting in My bad Like a motherfucker Look at that shirt. What?

1:26:08 Dude. Just as an experiment. I'm a little turned on. Ronda versus Gabby. Wow. chicken. She's not supposed to look like that. That's a lot And fertility drugs, apparently. Holy shit. Dude, look how big she is. Yeah. I would imagine Zandre and Worley Alves. No, no, no. Oh, God. Who's the fucking dummy? How could you cover a guy's fucking name with his head?

1:29:08 Look at him. They love him in Brazil. He got lucky. He started to fight with him. We're doing this for a show. Sorry. Southpaw? Lightning fast, the way he looked, how dominant he was three fights in a row, Well, when you have a TRT exemption, I think maybe they can be on TRT Now that they're done, does it make He just refused to take his test. You've got to give the guys a fair day in court.

1:32:41 often than football players? Combat sport athletes in general get tested more than any other sport. Manny Pacquiao. That was the big rumor. So they just started testing people on super regular basis. The whole thing went down when Vitor tested positive. Can you test for a human growth hormone? It's tight. He's done. He's going out. That's more of a neck crank, shallow grip. But what he did right there where he leaned

1:35:30 and put weight on the neck. Doing leg curls, smashing. Oh, welcome to Queer Street, son. It's just a regular arm and guillotine done right. He's going into him. It all depends on what his grip was doing, too. to finish that bitch off. than Asheville, North Carolina? Raleigh's beautiful. Beautiful place, super intelligent people. Low population. Yeah.

1:38:17 They got rabbits, they got kids. attacked attacked yeah he's super bummed out. He got put to sleep. What does that feel like when you lose a fight But doing podcasts and doing more interviews and getting out there, So, you know, before that one, I stayed off social media. That's smart. It's so easy to write you off. You're confident. love you now because of your podcast

1:40:41 Can't do it publicly. It's okay some big Italian dude. Alves is a beast. I played four years Tony Gonzalez. I get all the... are like... I turn around like, My first black belt, Denny Prokopos looks exactly like Brendan Shaw. He looks more like a big Denny. I get it all the time. A little bit. No, he was dope. Yeah. He's got that look. You guys could definitely be related.

1:43:49 Self-defense? No, he grew up in Austin, right? They don't give a fuck. Dang. Look at this. He's in dispute, son. How? They're saying he pulled up in an SUV, just shot up the SUV, killed two dudes. Bad murder, good football player, handsome dude. and he's living in some sort of a bad situation Starting from the bottom, now we're here. He shot one dude and he got high.

1:47:03 No shit, I've changed. Yeah, hell yeah, I've changed. Oh, since 10th grade? shit, I've changed. Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah, I've changed. Really? He's got sponsors. I thought everyone I mean, heavyweights run the world. This is posted on the underground. Okay, sponsor. Really? Exactly. Damn, Kenny's hair's all jacked up. Kenny wears a beautiful gown. Well, I just mean he could use it.

1:49:02 Yeah. Shit, anybody can catch a goddamn football. Yes. he said that he goes what is going on here? Honestly, I don't know. I'm not qualified, but I have to say They went crazy when you went from quarter guard to lockdown. So educated. embarrassing. Their When they experienced criticism, then people started giving them credit for it. because it changed eddie's life eddie's life changed my life john jock machado's life who

1:52:16 He got wrapped up. They never addressed the fact that the only reason why he was able to survive If you don't wear the pants, we're pulling out. was in a terrible position but it wasn't in the worst position the worst position is one step It's ugly. And you see guys scream in agony. Like, what are you talking about? If the fight was completely reversed, I would absolutely say, man, Hoyler Gracie dominated

1:54:58 But they weren't opposite. I love you, buddy, but I barely know you. I know. That was a wrestling move, and I never wrestle. Bam! I know you do. Even Henner, who I love. The only reason I'm in quarter guard is because there's not punching. up. Tell that story because that's a And they wanted to talk to him about having an MMA. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, it was.

1:58:07 And I met them at the Beverly Wilshire, the raddest hotel in LA. But we'll make it so that you win. No, no, no, no. This is Japanese culture. Vitor Miranda and Antonio Carlos Jr. Got to do better than that. Roy had, whatever, 25 for World Champ. Wow, that's awesome, dude. I'm so glad that helped. The show made him known for being a knockout puncher.

2:00:42 He had a locked up Kimura. Ouch. But he need the fucking shit out of his face, man. Dos Santos. They're going to be like, no, we're good. Oh, don't do it. and they won him the challenge for the title in his third fight. to fighting Roy Nelson in Las Vegas. I was very naive. Hunt Roy is a sick fight. He just measured it, wrote it, and boom. He didn't even start striking until 2009.

2:03:21 Grant, he's 265 pounds. Right hand right behind the ear. You wanted to. And he had that match with Andre Galvao. The criticism that he used on him. You know what? I'll be honest. talking bad. You know what? I don't see any of it. You may have a point there. I love it. of a situation. If the Well, that was before the fight. and push a tremendous pace.

2:06:02 It would be super unprofessional. I agree. I mean, the shit was off the charts. and actually took the original post down from Instagram. We were cool. You've got to be cool across the board. mount this fucking dude is playing on. Miranda on the bottom is 230. he was trying to hip escape, I mean, I think that match was super important. He's attacking the leg.

2:09:03 it should be more You have to. That's what I'm trying to do Miranda's a fucking beast too, man. Why are they stopping him? Because it's a rule that was... No, it's from... they wouldn't let the downward elbow in Now that we've established that, Whoever would generate the biggest payday. Let me throw a name out. It just put my life on hold. When I come back,

2:12:20 Yeah. Will you shut your yapper for two seconds about jiu-jitsu? I am not talking over people. You know, one thing I want to make clear before we end. Rose Gracie is one of the coolest chicks on the planet. of all time. I just think the way I just don't think that they handled it well. Show him the money. You know it's like sprinting in a pool Swimming?

2:15:05 I need my sprint. Really close with Marky Mark. Believe me, I lied about... Did he dunk on you? had that samurai thing going with the hair tie? Yeah. girls. This is, by the way, the least fight-heavy fight companion podcast of all time. He's going to train eventually. Too far away. They have extra rooms and shit. When you get sweaty, it gets very slippery.

2:17:38 Yeah, especially when you're sweaty, it's super slippery. If you can pass on ice. Your knees are going to go out from under you. That was cement that was painted green. Oh, yes, they can. Everything's green. It's just cheaper, too. It's different. That's the latest shit. Does it rip apart when you run on it with cleats? Back to the shit. It's amazing.

2:19:52 Feels good. That would be the ultimate. That's badass, man. Isn't there a hybrid? Not even half of them are. I want to know what the latest green and I don't want to deal with bugs. Yeah, because we live in California. There's a lot of bugs here. Whatever. You fucking weirdo. I don't want it. I want it to look green, and I don't want to deal with bugs.

2:21:14 In Marindale, I've never seen a bug. And how did you deal with bugs? you had to sleep on... So people get eaten by ants in the jungle all the time? I don't know. So millions of ants will pass over you. They laugh at that shit. They eat elephants. Collect their feces and sift through it Now, when you deal with chimps versus orangutans, So they just never talked about them.

2:24:03 Yeah, he's a beast, man. I had friends go, dude, let's go to Costa Rica. Mansion on in Costa Rica that we're gonna party and I'm like thinking mansion Cancun party Beach I'm not trying to go to the jungle. I'll go snowboarding all day, but I ain't going into no damn jungle. I'm fucking freaking out inside. I don't want to spoil. I didn't know we were going into a jungle. We get to the mansion. I'm fucking freaking out inside.

2:25:40 The ceiling doesn't connect to the I don't let anybody see the fear, but I'm thinking about when the Sun goes down. What's gonna happen? Four-wheeler? So we get in the van to go to this, to get our ATVs. Yeah. pool. And then you see the coast of Costa Rica. out. First, the frogs come out. And I'm like, Oh my God, what are all these frogs? and there are saltwater crocodiles

2:28:09 this huge saltwater crocodile that killed a kid. My sister the first day puts her foot in her That's why I don't want to do that stuff. And he was talking for too long. Fabio Maldonado, not even ranked as a heavyweight. And undefeated as a pro boxer. Fabio Maldonado But he's going to be so outsized. God, look at that. He's really sweet. it's a lose-lose for Stipe.

2:31:02 Would you have taken that fight? That's ridiculous. Yeah. Joe, quit picking on me, man. Stand up for me, everybody. It helps. And then they called me with Andre Arlovsky, so I didn't want to sit out of gear Right right right And then they called me I can't wait to see that fight Dodged a bullet son That's the big thing. Thanks for taking my thunder, guys. I guess it's shit on Brian.

2:33:26 I know. Where'd you grow up? Tell the story, Brian. Good question. Great story. snakes, guys. There he is, ladies and gentlemen. Does anybody ever walk to the octagon looking higher? He looks like he's just like, well, here we go. Obviously it's very dangerous And he fucking loved it They called him Ray the fireman You know? Because he worked at the deli.

2:36:06 No, I think they have to stay at the station. I'm sure they cover their bases. Did Stipe play baseball? Great athlete I think, yeah, Croatian descent. 6'4", 230. Just because you're not training right now I'm impressed with my hands. It's viper quick How's your guard passing, Brian? Could you do just a ball, crater Could you do that? If they that karate thing? And Brendan Schaub is your referee. I'm like this. Could you do that?

2:38:41 He didn't get fired, but he got in trouble. There you go. Look at the difference Let me see when they're moving Guy can throw down. Survive, survive. Survive. Survive. He'll come back. That's a veteran move. What? Let's be honest, man. People are like, you know what? Would that have knocked you out, Brian? Super dangerous. Boom. How dare you say that?

2:41:20 He just, like a short jab. Hey, Brian, how come you're not giving him He didn't throw a haymaker from his hip, Brian. Well, Stipe did his job. Get back in the fucking jungle and wait for orders. Even the ants would feel sorry for you. The ants will go around you and eat an elephant. God. Let it go, cocksucker. You're a little out of line. And you know what?

2:43:56 Why does that guy have no shirt on? You can... Yeah, they do things. They's ready to fight. He's mad. Is there a steel plate? You can... That's the big thing. Steel plate on your elbow. Yeah, why not? they sit in the diner oh that's that's great. It's fucking incredible. Really? Dude, it's fucking. He's got his own show. Oh, my God. Yeah. Sorry. There it is, baby.

2:46:49 What time would it end? like extra innings. it's extra innings oh that's cool That's our overtime. overtime being uh based on wrestling which like whoever has the best wrestling will win a lot of If you escape, you win because I couldn't score. so how did you come up with this idea Because we got dog frisbee. he's the only guy who gets paid. Then that'll increase the urgency, make it submission only

2:50:02 Yes, there's still going to be some boring matches, I may fail miserably, but I'm trying. So Mark's game plan, all we worked on was movement It's hard. I'm just telling you, that was the game plan, dog. So when you're in a situation like this, This is why it's hard to take him down because Yeah, look how low he gets. Look how low he is. Here's the guillotine. Mark

2:53:14 He's hard. Noguera could not take Tim Sylvia down. He's too far in his career now to learn that. He's wrestling to his core. It's totally ridiculous. Look at it. Mark's going to fight. Has he been thinking about calling it quits anyway? He's had a lot of fights, But when you You can't take this motherfucker down Many people have done that. It's fun as shit.

2:55:41 Can you go? Jesus Christ. But here's the thing. I've already got those Twitters. Thank you everybody Will you do this again with us? No we'll bring you back