Joe Rogan Experience #20140716 — Fight Companion - July 16, 2014 Transcript

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0:00 It's fucking tremendous. Hector Lombard has the scariest sprawl I've ever seen. Fedor was always wild in the transitions. Hoguera Little Nog is a very good boxer But one of the reasons why he was a little off is because Garrett tagged him a couple times in that first round with clean shots. Awkward pause. Isn't that crazy? either one of them could knock each other out.

2:20 you fucking shit can happen, man. You actually got to know what you're doing. There's no philosophizing. The fight started. between the fights commanding guys. Did he miss weight this time? Those are the worst. He hits hard. Well, that's why he has a hard time making 125, obviously. Yeah, he's got AT&T. That's what sucks about the cage, right? Yeah, probably a choke.

5:34 Wait, hold up. You silly goose. Oh, that's right. I spent in the heavyweight division. This is the fucking... With an anaconda Oh it happens all the time if he's going to the body. Right. Yeah. Especially We called that one. No. and I'll come fool's out if you want to hype it up. And not only that. No, you didn't. Yeah. That was pretty crazy. Number two, I'm going to say guillotine is number two.

8:39 Yep, guillotine, number two. Yeah, but you're right. But a lot of guys are arching back now. that's the complexity of jujitsu. Like when someone shows it to you, they're just showing you one little tiny tweak, out really what they were doing, It wasn't like you watch boxing. I'm like, you're literally about to break my neck off. So he walks into the gym, and he didn't even look like a human.

11:27 Shane took me under his wing and paid for my private training. i'm like what the hell are you doing dog he's like oh it was rough like you know shane's a deep voice And I'm like, fuck, Shane. He knocked out Gonzaga with a six-inch punch. Yeah. Everything. And then Shane would text me, where you at, bro? My arm, he hit a nerve or something. Hey, he's all busted up from football, huh?

14:46 I tell you what, man, I miss that guy. I'm like, bro, what do you want me to give him, a fucking back rub for a minute? Wow. Yeah. whatever, I wish, don't do that anymore, You definitely have some brain trauma. Both guys are landing. Joe Daddy, I said, do you have any injuries? Oh, you don't know? Oh, okay. Broke your hip. Like Bob Sapp? This fight's ridiculous, by the way. Yeah, I said, how'd you do that? He goes, I don't know, in a fight. I think I got kicked. Oh, you don't know?

16:57 Atlantic City starts about three rows out. I've never been. of coupons for another $50 to eat I ain't trying to be funny. even know what the fuck the bookmaker who's gonna win the fucking the Yankee He ain't nobody to be found yet. Yeah, Dana comes out in the main Fox Sports fights. He's standing his ground, man. shaking hands, He's amazing. Idiots talk shit to him.

19:44 I was standing there with Tim Tebow. man. But he is eating some Lineker's got this fight, man. Oh, shit. He's doing well. God. That's a very good question. There's a void to be Let's do it. You know, he throws wide shots, but he's got a lot of weight behind him. It's going to be a totally different. Does Kane have And then those fights Like Junior Dos Santos

22:31 He got dropped by... blasted with the right hand. Blasted, right? went to finish him because Noguera wanted if you just kept punching him like this. It was literally over right and me and frank were talking about in the back and i was Like you could see it go limp. It depends if you ever come back from it. But who knows? That's so crazy, man. stroll over and just destroy catch.

25:13 If you're a heavyweight and see Mazzagati, yeah, for sure. Yeah, you better watch your P's and Q's. Bro, Frank Mir frustrates me. I'm going for your fucking legs. You don't think everyone he trains with knows There's a lot of the defenses catching it before it ever gets bad. He is right there. You know, the only reason why she held it off is because she knew what was going on.

27:36 Wow. Dude, way to piss off, Boom. No one wants it. Heavyweights. You got this, girl. Just crushed her. She could tell that she was limp. Look at that. Are you fucking crazy, Atlantic City? Who else wants some of Ronda, right? I'm going to have all these cameras? Yep. That's the number one reason why people go to a Floyd Mayweather fight. People are hoping.

30:53 After what? to fight this chick. does fight, So she gets one fight Rousey. You're going to get a nice mill. No, she's going to hire a professional. Yeah. Go have some fun. Call Big Brown. Not even a fight. Alexis Davis is a beast. It's a tough fight. It was. like scary when she fought Gina Carano. But I'll tell you what, man. Wow. Ronda Rousey, yep, sign me up.

34:35 What are we talking about? I'm going to watch her when she fights at 135. We're goofing around. Well, they've got to come up and Gina Carano freaking Brazil. There's got to be some gold She may be gone by that. She's too good to stop. a little bit of knee surgery she's about to do right now. And get paid. You think she should? Right. At least she said so on my podcast.

37:14 Man thoughts. You know? Oh. tweeted. So for instance, August 1st, I'm going to be at the Ace Theater in downtown LA with For reals, right? I'm really You didn't give us any love Yeah It's not rape if you scream surprise. Big-timing you? So he jumped, and she got it in one snap. But I felt. I took ballet. Well, I had been doing taekwondo Yeah, it's called a tour jete.

40:40 Good move. Is he? Wait, are you joking? I'm being dead serious. Are you being dead serious? I was a natural. Get the fuck out of here, man. I was a good, I was a very, I was, I'm more, I should have been a ballet dancer. I'm built for it. Wait, are you joking? How weird is this Jack Daniels commercial for fucking Frank Sinatra? Who sold me here? Yep.

41:54 Yep. Making all that money after you're gone. My cheek's swelling up like a bumblebee. He's got a mouse living near his ear. He just got hit in that same spot. And when he died, it was all a scam. Paul McCartney did the Super Bowl. Wait a moment. His kids. They're all living It almost kind of seems He looks like the, Like Michael Jackson. You have that whole giant group of people, whoever has a vested interest in that,

45:18 That's where the money's at, but you can't enjoy it. That's it. $3 million? I've got a piece on my knuckle, man. Ouch. before it stops hurting. prolotherapy on my wrist. I don't do anything for it. For reals? I think it's an alternative therapy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'll tell you when we get off this thing. I just take some blood. It's a miracle cure.

47:54 The process, which I don't understand. And this is, I'm obviously giving you a very layman's version of what happens, but your you space out. I spaced them out. I had two weeks worth. Boom, shot it up. Joe, let's get rid of that. Where at? Fort Lauderdale, West Palm. There you go. These motherfuckers don't give a fuck about work. Have you guys seen this one white cat that keeps challenging these black heavyweight boxers?

50:38 Who dropped him? I didn't know he did it again Got him on the ground Or is he just being a dick He's not good. He just brings his boy and is like, yo, dog, you have to film this. yeah I need you record this hmm I gotta see this is it bad that I really want to As do I. He's really good in Game of Thrones, man. This is not true. Big. He did some rock shit.

53:04 Arnold Schwarzenegger does pales in comparison. I'm coming to you by crumb. What is Will Chamberlain doing in there? It was decent. I'm a huge fan of the original books, the Robert E. Howard books. I would assume you would like it. I'm scared. They can do some shit. What happens? This is what i So they came up with Can't wait. Fucking fantastic I got Lawler

55:51 I'll watch that dude fight anybody he wants to fight. Dead eyes. It's a very bizarre smile. Just dropping bombs. Right now he is. Lombard can crack! Lombard is huge. You see Yoel Romero and you go, okay, what am I? If I was training with him, I'd be in the picture. It's crazy. I do not know. Bad matchup, man. Like, hey, he wasn't even paying attention to Jon Jones.

58:47 better fighter, just style-wise. his own. If you watch the fight with Orlovsky, Almost. But now he's I love that fight. It might not be. He's been doing it forever, man. you do rehab, you strengthen it up. healed up strong and everything's really good but most guys who are fighting don't have that Takes the pain away. be a fan of, well I still am, a fan of

1:02:03 It was from nerve damage? Yep. Just went down to the bone. Jesus.iceps and his pec. It was from nerve damage? Yep. Yeah. odds of this coming back 100 are pretty small small. He waited too long. He waited Whatever you do get back is They cut some of the disc away, the impinging disc. What is degenerative? What is that when they say degenerate discs?

1:03:50 Really? You're kind of weirdly flexible. I was like, what the fuck is he doing? I'm flexible martial arts my whole life it was with Eric Tannenbaum He's a thick kid. He's with Brave Legion. Oh, shit don't think so. Oh, no, right? He's with Brave Legion. so that's with Ben Henderson and John Crouch in Arizona. And they're producing some good fighters, man.

1:05:50 Yeah, tough fight. I know Mitrione just turned 36, too. Oh, that big black dude. What do you think about that? A kid who played in the NFL for six years, Southpaw? that inside leg kick from the right-hand stance when he fights southpaw, He hits hard. Oh, yeah. and then catching him with that right hand. Well, he missed it the last time. Ooh. Jesus.

1:08:24 He was fighting in the UFC. and then Nate, whatever, didn't get cleared because of supplement issues, and you're the main fight of the night and you've been preparing for this dude You're like, nah, man, I'm not taking it. We don't know yet. everybody was scared of Marquardt. That was after he got kicked out of the UFC. He was doing a flying knee or something.

1:10:37 cut is just too much, man. What'd you say? and there was this flying knee, and you need to land power shots, Here's the funniest thing. I tried to figure, when's this going to be out of my system? Have we heard from him? It means he lost it for now. Just put out another one. Rick Story working on that left arm, by the way. Rick Story is just too much for this guy.

1:12:47 Oh, boy. Nice. Yeah, that's what he has. I love that guy. And it's not just him. actually MMA training. You have five weeks they create it After that punch, road teams, you're not allowed to play no more than two basketball road teams what people don't know is in those days they flew commercial. well, what if some freak, what if Vernon Davis, No one's like, what? No, it's a different type

1:15:45 Not only that, and you're going to get your ass beat in training. Bitch, you ain't going anywhere. What time does it start? Where's your show at? No, no, no. Call them and talk to them. Yeah. I'm going to say one thing. Taking a shit. He loves it. It's very good. Yeah. Dude, how good did Frankie Edgar look? And BJ doesn't use IVs. He's almost too tough to default.

1:18:36 fought Tim Sylvia. But he said, he was when Tim Sylvia was the champ, He was serious, though. No TV show. just murdering it for the last month he's been flying into cities just flying into cities Just going there? Just going across America, Yeah, there were no days. I know I can trust you I told him there was a bunch of broads down there and Mike Faberman punched him at the comedy store a couple weeks ago.

1:21:03 those paperboy caps. Ape? Oh, man. I want professional dick suckers Yeah, he will go three hours early, marinate the meat for you, the whole fucking deal. By the way, that's all in my memory. I thought Kimbo went like this. Loves him. Move them up here. You would have to. They wouldn't let me in. But, bro, my mentality is I don't lose. When that door shuts.

1:24:12 Throw bottles in there and just let me loose on Saturday. I could be Cain Velasquez if I was drunk. The best or the worst. I wish. With a little camera right here. I'm not going to describe him. Bro, take my air butt out. What's up, man? I need more jabs. And I was like, thanks, man. That's a good question. All roided up. You see that guy in the corner?

1:26:27 Amazing. He's in the middle of a fucking war with one of the best Muay Thai fighters in the world. Girls, guys, fucking everybody thought, like yelling out, can't stop crazy. He was going to like, you know what? You're right. You can't stop crazy. Girls, guys, fucking everybody thought yelling out can't stop crazy was going to like, you Go to the body.

1:27:27 How is Barbosa? Dog, let me tell you how bad Atlantic City is. What type of TV show? I don't know enough about him. That's why I was surprised at them saying that he has to take him down. Yeah, he's got his back and side are done up. Yeah, always. He's good. One thing that Donovan is, he's fucking relentless. Yeah, always. Yeah. No, the other guy. Ooh, nice knee to the body

1:29:38 on any cards coming up. and then they gave him Melvin Gileard, He's coming right in, man. Shin kick and then the right hand behind it wobbled him with the shin kick. Oh, no. It looked like he was indicating that it was his balls. If you get kicked in the body like that, what do you got to do? You can't do much against that. Oh, bro, nothing worse. Weird.

1:31:36 Oh, you savage. Just right in there. Exactly, which is cool. Front leg sidekick him in the body. Scary dude. Go down there. No. I saw his new shit. 100% every fucking day talking about some drugs understand you so when you start telling crazy stories that scares them away yeah they're not or tries to keep it on the up and up all day, And you hear about them doing something crazy,

1:34:56 I think the toughest thing, maybe the same with comics, bet over the last few years of my life i've've learned how to really, really relax and just shut my phone off. Don't answer any emails. Don't look at my, uh, you know, I don't do anything. Then if I haven't and how I'm going The beach was great. And the only way you're ever really going to appreciate a significant growth moment in your life,

1:36:35 Not a hard shot. Wow. But Bozer can crack, though. And these savages are still out. Horsemen The other girl who fights in the UFC The other one's a beast. If the right situation arises, he says. ass cut. Another five more pounds? Yeah, they film in Bulgaria because you don't have to pay the same as taxes He just jumped off a building onto a helicopter in a movie and he's 70.

1:39:04 50-year-old chicken heads. Did you know that? Because you don't want to deal with the drama. Me and him took a picture and he goes, oh, and he had his assistant get in. no, look at this, we were here, and then he raped me or whatever the bullshit. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. They've got to fill 45 minutes, I told you. He's up in his room with 18 fucking bodyguards.

1:41:13 uh she fought homegirl who uh threw up the four what's her name uh has that weird name brazilian I didn't think it was shocking. She's talented, though. It's just the level of athleticism you're dealing with when you're dealing with her. Five rounds. Hey, what are they going to do? How weird? Oh, this fight's over, son. Eight-day notice. You know what I'm saying?

1:43:31 In the women's division You are now Also look how she keeps Her chin tucked This whole time Her chin is tucked What? It's my first UFC fight. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, very nice, guys. Good technique. The body shot. The body shot. Oh, shit. from amherst amherst massachusetts fucking around a puerto rican chick from larry kelly's Classic. Powerful John Anik with a sweet purple tie on.

1:45:02 They gave me a jacket. They don't really make jackets that work. Because to a man with narrow shoulders like a John Anik, more of a feminine gentleman, I just can't have that extra clothing. I do. Sucking dick for the man with my fucking suit on. It's just pathetic. I've been Ezekieled many a day. If you had a tie on The thing is So it's not gonna slip in or out You're around that knot so it's not going to change so it's not going

1:47:10 Ezekiel chokes? You get through it. I'm a member. Well, that's like Apple TV, right? They look a little weird. I hope Josh Thompson gets some good fights in. Khabib. Oh, I got something coming up. That dude's scary good. god damn this is gonna be a fun fight yeah it's gonna be super fun i hope it goes a little while been around a while fabrizio known for his jiu-jitsu so for him to be on top and for the

1:50:20 Wow. Yeah. And I think that Donald, when he's on, and he's been on a lot lately, He has a fiance who's kind of calmed him down, Always, CCR. Sparta. Born similar? Can't believe it's about to happen. This is the best feeling. Not the best, but it's a good fight. I love this fight. Very excited. Can't believe it's about to happen. right before that shit went down.

1:53:02 Like this one. Ran through everything Machida threw at him. Well, he's right now in his prime, you know? I think Vitor's going to have a real problem with his hormones. What do you mean caught? Let's go, cowboy. It's a totally different world. Here we go, baby. These motherfuckers are fired up. I don't like how long Cowboys' shorts are. Bitch, you're putting Vaseline on him.

1:56:08 So the voodoo killer Matt Serra said, uh-uh, uh-uh. They used to call homeboy the witch doctor. The whole town of Sparta's in the house. Yes, he tested positive for marijuana. Well, maybe it's because of that Pat Healy fight. He usually doesn't do that. Even if you get penalized, you're still grabbing. My bad. and then they can land a big shot. He said he backed out of the fight right after random drug testing was announced.

1:58:39 The only problem is with a guy like this, he's going to time that knee and take him He did it again. Well, that early war with Barboza, man, that was fantastic. There's that knee to the body again, too. in the clinch. Very See how he has And then get back up to his feet in the transition. Lee Sturr Bowling, our old wrestling coach. Shane Carman, my wrestling coach. I like that he wrestling with uh uh lee stir bowling our old uh wrestling coach

2:00:59 Out of Muscle Farm Gym. Yeah, well, he was a year and two years ago ago last time I was there. He was there every day. Damn. Miller's got Nice That's a great fight I just want is going on? This is beautiful. So get him down and Donald's not staying there. Look at this. It really is when you're not thinking about it. Nice short right hook. One of five.

2:03:24 Oh, man. Donald's starting to get toer. Yes, sir. Oh, man. That's dope. Tremendous little fucking fight. Oh, he's going up high. Oh, front kick to the body. He's saying it's a groin shot. Oh, my goodness. Don't have that. Jim's forced to kind of wrestle, you know? he's going to start getting creative. That's crazy. It's over for Donald? Ooh, threw a big right hand.

2:07:14 Anything can happen. Fuck that. He can't run into anything because Miller tried to catch it with that right hand. I don't want it to end, but I think it should have ended. It's the only thing that's working for him, really. Right now, he's hearing fucking slippery when wept backwards. They just sent Joe Silva to shake his hand. I think he said it should have been stopped earlier.

2:09:06 That is a perfect shin to the head. As he was throwing that right hand, he was already kicking. Completely blocked the kick. He's Straight fire. So good, I'm here with you. No. I got shorts on. He's a good dude, right? Something like that. Gabriel Iglesias. Yeah. Hey, he's a tough guy. Is that where he's training? Or the same part of the... In what part of New Jersey?

2:12:24 It's a ways out. That's the team there. You're right. That's what we were talking to you about, son. There you go. A camp is fucking really important. You have your friends. That's our camp. Your house has to be happy. It's totally true. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, it's about recognizing moments. It's everything. Conversations. They just start telling a story of their own that's completely unrelated.

2:15:50 fuck look at this dome god damn he throws that right neck kick so good perfect too look at it it. Boom. Shin. All shin. Floppy foot. When's the last time he lost? He was off, man. All those guys are smart up there. Look at it. Yeah, that's why I have suits. on everyone loves randy everyone loves randy it would have pumped up every movie he did. To take that short money and go over to that Bellator show, which was not going to last, man.

2:18:09 I don't know. Maybe he doesn't like doing analyst positions, too. Maybe he doesn't want to wear a monkey suit. How do you do it? I think part of the issue is. Time. That's a great point. hating on chale here this was uh this was very hard for dana this is very hard for fox it was A lot of shit was funny, and a lot of shit wasn't. Well, it's interesting.

2:20:20 Remember Bodog? That might have been what brought Bodog down. He can't even come into the country anymore because he was operating what they deemed to be an illegal gambling site. You can't even come into this country. As I was driving in, Calvin Ayer presents. is so big and he's so fucking the Dana White that you think of when you think of him today you know today he's a superstar back then i don't

2:22:34 There's the fucking man right there at 155. Getting better, too. Habib, man, I'm telling you, the matchup no one wants jury at number eight there. No. He's good. Getting better, too. I would. Really? Better wrestling, but I'm saying in MMA. I want to see him fight Nick Diaz. Yeah. Whether you get knocked out five times or you win, But my point of view

2:25:05 I don't think so. Bellator? You're talking A level. Jump in there with Johnny Hendricks? Hey, I'm with you. Five If George ever does There's a video of Anderson Punching the bag and he throws a kick with that fucking leg. Be interesting. for me, johnny hendrix they'll bring him in be like take number seven hector lombard have fun with that That's a good question.

2:27:47 30. Bellator wraps you up in that contract, though, so who knows if we'll see it. Yeah, look at this. He might not have the surgery. Yes. and he could have just waited an extra six months after that, let somebody else fight, Like, don't get surgery, then they'll be like, all right, well, we're going to toss you Glover. Really? he's going to throw those elbows and

2:30:04 their very best and I'm saying, if that's going on about it. I believe in Verdum in this one. Why do you think that? Legit, legit skills. There's no one like him. Because you're not going to sit there for five minutes Wild, though. Slightly, but not Bigfoot style where you're like, damn, someone tossed in the towel. He's just not the same guy. A lot of shit.

2:32:58 But he didn't give a fuck. But he was So when Verdum pulled that off, the difference between Fedor's ground and pound and Kane's is Kane's very calculated and very smart. Bigfoot's a building man. He's a monster enormous enormous guy with giant Everybody gets him with speed. Oh, my goodness. I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. Big Brown, I don't.