Joe Rogan Experience #20141025 — Fight Companion - October 25, 2014 Transcript

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0:00 What is the fight? Diego Ferreira... Benny's a badass. He's a little monster. Really, really good fight. Like you said, you didn't even know who he was. Check. I think that was done on purpose those dudes just run free, they get Put on fights everywhere. Internationally, it's growing like a motherfucker. They don't believe it's oversaturating. Now you're talking about the exception.

3:04 He was on the roll. We're talking TKO tonight. He won his last fight by TKO in Australia. Did he win TKO tonight? a trained partner of mine. how come he doesn't get He was a successful fighter. Johnny Cash. He grinds. He trains his stand-up with Rafael. True. Never say never, son. What is up with dudes who have super flexible joints? Or is it just years and years of jiu-jitsu?

5:06 Everybody was born flexible. You don't use it, you lose it. I did the exact same thing when I was a kid. I had to make sure my mom, because our doors don't have locks. That a lot of people don't work hard enough at. It's not like that. everybody knows you gotta work on your stretcher. You roll with that guy, I think there's people Some people get to load.

7:12 trainer and he came up to him and said hey i can't kick to the head man i don't know what to do what He's beating him. He started with... He had a lot of dudes up there, right? Animals up there, dude. I'm talking about the one in... But he also trains with Rafael hafael now at uh kings Hey, do you guys party? 50 with just just perfect just perfect cement tits like five-year-old tits with a tiny little dress on

9:36 Cocaine makes things happen. 20 on each side. when Hunter Thompson's on acid. You'll just fuck anybody. Anybody's fucking. They just put lipstick on. Good, you're fucked up and you're old and you're a swinger, like, you're just a mess. You'll just fuck anybody. pile driving my wife. here. pull the trigger. I can fuck anybody else. You get to keep your wife and have sex with other women.

11:17 You know what I mean? He's talking about whichever person Tough, tough action. Cha-pow. I think Jenny Andrade. Like seven years ago? Nice. Powerful, Ian. He blocked most of that. How do they keep going? to the guy who lands Yeah, you know there's Who's looking to maybe not push as hard to capitalize on those moments, because those You're never too good, man.

14:13 He keeps guys from coming in is just it seems like he's just having the hardest time taking punches these hits you behind the ear, it's going to fuck you up, man. Yeah, I just feel like you go back to Overeem versus Brock Lesnar, Yeah. Why don't we all go back to not training? Please don't make this a fucking main page article on one of your goofy fucking online

16:09 You're chilling. But he's done for the sport, too. He went down. A year, maybe $100,000 fine if you want to make it steep. And this is his first UFC fight This is his 4th one He lost once to Ramsey. got to beat him wow and i'm fucking super oh sorry brother sorry catch though doug what do you now that there's like 10 UFC fighters that just got off it

18:29 Even before they got busted? Like, I mean, Yeah, Betch. Yeah, it's true. Why that would be. If you don't have the cardio at 125 Where Mighty Mouse is loose as fuck. It's very technical. everything he does like 100 where mighty mouse is loose as Your opponent is going to suffer. yeah you'll kick well if he's on steroids he he's going to be able to practice that, what, 500 times

20:59 they allowed that for so long is You can make some shit happen. You see him at the weigh-ins. What if he goes down really easily? He's a beast. For sure. all like cut give me a dick quick have you seen the African? Like oh well In Jacare's first MMA fight That's the word. No, that's not Drake. tonk with sawdust on the floor. You came out to that country song.

24:05 25 sitting on 25 mil. My kickboxing coach, oh, I'm going there Sitting in some hot ass room They have a deep, deep background in wrestling, man. It's like the underground comedy show. While I was up there Iranians in a credit card down all my sweat. People look at us Cash only, sir. Cash only. He was like a real personable, because it had basically become

27:30 My buddy ended up working Don't trap me in a sauna and make me fuck my way out. That's a fucking great quote Holy shit that's funny And they realized I don't think there's any men straight here they closed it for filming I've never been there. Let's get our chest on like a 45 player on each side he goes, there was that's one straight dude who worked out there that lived next door. He was like, this is ridiculous.

29:55 Doesn't know shit about fucking Santa Monica Boulevard. There's a million milkshakes right here. There's probably been a dude that was mounted on a dude's face like he's doing a flying triangle. No, dude. Because I got checked in one time. Exactly. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. We can't because we've got to have chicks.

31:42 Crackheads don't count. I'm with you, buddy. They're on forums and shit. I'd be like the Debo of whores. Like, in Argentina, they have zero power. They'd be like, yeah, keep yapping over there. No, you're not a homophobe. Couldn't quite get it around. He's going for it again No way. And then I'm like, wow, how ironic is it that a feminist would be mocking a guy who's into male rights?

34:22 Because some of the shit they say. Yeah man, you know, I think that a lot of feminists they are feminism No guy I know. No guy I know. There's a lot of social what they call social justice warriors People would be like, I should be fucking eating them. Aubrey, can I ask Aubrey a question? For some reason, no one knows they use Stevia. You've got to ask 50 Cent.

36:22 Yeah. I like your guy's style. in that fifth round. That's reality. Technically, because he's so precise. which I think he thinks he's going to. Proud of him, man. Show me in D.C. Yeah, that's like saying, Dominic Cruz took it to another Dominic Cruz level the other day, though. Tough guy too. That's no cakewalk, man. Yeah, I'm sure. It's this pressure he brings.

39:23 That's him and Kane, man. I would love to see that. Beating each other shitless. you can't fuck with the results. that Junior could knock him out. Through those casting punches. Yeah. strength and conditioning that people overdo because you're so you're beating each other up How many times a week do you spar? this, about how if you just Ten years from for real, right? You guys are the new breed of

42:41 they found in the Congo. No. They stand up The locals call them And lion killers And then everything just fucking steers clear of these crazy fucks. There's this Carl Armand, who's like a Swiss wildlife photographer, and he found photos of them and like spent years looking for them. your nuts off first oh yeah they know that right everyone knows that right they go genitals face yeah they know what

44:53 Twice that big and super aggressive, and the locals call them lion killers. Bondo apes Hannibal Lecter masks on their face But when he bites If you taught a chimp Nice in Brazil Yeah we're talking about Rafael dos Anjos Nate Diaz is coming back Think about it, man. I'm pissed before I see this. He's a big guy. That's the Bondo ape. These two guys. But this picture of one that they shot, it's actually dead.

47:47 Oh, bro, I saw your Real Sports search. Look at the size of that fucking thing. How'd they kill it? Gorillas are... He's got a... It's all up in your face. That's his cack right there. They have big balls, right? to the amount grow bigger balls. Newport Beach. Exactly. There's too much traffic. Stringer? Is he a kickboxer? Yeah. You know those guys are too tough

50:51 are sitting there when they tell you a story? I'm not going down. I'm not going down. The old dude's like, he was throwing heat. Yeah, he fucked that kid up. But then he started waving it with his hands up. Just, uh, boom. hasn't seemed like they've really you know why because so many dudes tattooed it on their body they go look we've got a cute But when did it come to jiu-jitsu or like a Brazilian thing?

52:59 You know what I'm talking about? Do you remember rude boy though? Yeah, I remember rude boy. Do you remember? I don't. That was rude boy. No, that was bad boy. Back in the 80s. No, I remember. Those eyeballs. Do you remember rude boy, though? I was getting pussy when you were coming out of pussy. and I was getting pussy in 84, Stand up war. I had to stay in town.

54:11 It was amazing. These guys are trying to toss him, and he's moving like water. It's also, there's a potential of watching that video that they're his students. They're all crazy. Yeah. They're all brainwashed. They're talk to those dudes. Yeah. What are they about? They're all crazy. Isn't that wild? You know what I'm saying? Good job. It's an important fucking seminar.

55:51 Hadouken you. I never really played that game. I look for submission from half guard. I give them the underhook like I do with Mitrione. Oh, look at this. Baldinato with a mounted you, you'd be fine? Because I can get up easier. I'd give them the underhook to create a scramble to get their neck or not. If you're fighting Verdum, you don't let that motherfucker mount you.

57:56 But you have a decent mount, right? Or is it that you don't like the position? If you're a verdum guy, you'd go for a submission. Try to mount again. and to get that guy to No, no, no. a guy with strikes. You mean when you butterfly I've seen guys who flatten guys out with grapevine, Big Brown, why are you not training with Eddie Bravo? It's like a 10-minute drive.

1:00:40 And me, motherfucker. Yeah. what I'm saying? he's not a Brendan Schaub I don't give a shit I'm with you. It's just a bunch of boring shit. His darts Guillotine From side control He's watching the monitor. You know I'm saying the show exposed Especially at heavyweight, guys are so explosive. You know what I'm saying? how many of them play in football?

1:03:24 Destroying it. Just fucking all-world peewee football. I'm sure. He still plays peewee football. I'm sure. Destroying guys. Destroying it. Back to the mountain talk. You got to shoot the perfect double under. It's Anderson up there with him. He can do whatever he wants. He's just smooth. He's the only guy I've ever rolled with that rolls with a tie cup on it.

1:05:16 But, Mike, have you ever fucked with those? Right, right, right. Because I'm watching this kick, and I'm like, I'm not that impressed. Couldn't hold pads for him. Yeah, I could do that shit too. And your hips That I have with transgender fighters because it was a medical issue. If you know I don't have any problem with that if they both agree to it.

1:07:47 Very similar. might he might not like he might be like a bobby lashley he looks like a fucking brick shithouse Like, dude, I'm going to lose weight And if they do shrink, That's so true. Do you think aliens eat strictly GMOs or are they vegan? Do they have like planets? this is the truth. These bodies, They're talking about artificial intelligence, the ability to download someone's consciousness.

1:10:32 like, you know, was Australopithecus, right? where it could be just as conscious and just as productive so the consciousness would have to be the same it's always a big gray thing with black eyes Like what if they just all agree like look let's just all look ugly. No one's allowed to be hot and then every now and then you can go in there, turn on the sex drive.

1:12:32 If they can figure out a way to transcend sex. There's no way you want to transcend that. I'm not going to name names, but I know famous Brazilians, very famous. Wild fucking people. You have one. I'm thinking I'm missing that in my life. Will real dolls or fuck robots you know what it's gonna be is that she real Have you ever seen Stepford Wives? It's going to get there.

1:14:52 Don't you think that could, like, eventually change the porn industry? Yeah. Why are you naked? And this is a triangle series. There's no one there. I hopped on The developers I heard the alien game is so scary that people are thinking it should be illegal. There's a lot of- If I'm 70, eating a bag of Cheetos, playing video games, put me down. Check that shit out.

1:17:11 no you're full in full-on does the whole system come with the game how does it work yeah but you You should try the Phil's my boy too Back in the day Everybody? Well, he looks great. He changed with Gustafson, though. And good dudes, too. It's weird. Just trying to get him against the cage. Once you start throwing in punches and stuff, there's some guys you just have a really hard time taking down.

1:19:55 Nice fucking sprawl. dope defense. fucking badass dudes Well, my rounds when I was getting ready for Mitrione were Lyoto Machida and Glover Teixeira. He's dropping out. Yep. Oh, he's eating. Phil Davis threw some bombs right there. Get the fuck up. Yeah, you did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's a good dude, too. This is how you win, Phil. Some really hard shots to the head.

1:22:45 Pretty fucking good, man. You're supposed to be tired. How fast you're going to recover. Never have been. I saw her when I talked to her. Those chicks have big asses Eventually they will be, I do not. Jenna Jameson. You better hide that shit. What are you talking about Oh look at this Big switch Glovers on top Wow. Dude, a lot of... I'm from Orange County. Yeah, it's everywhere. Newport Beach, I hear all the time. But graduation just happened.

1:25:13 No, it's not. It's weird. You think about what you can do with your elbow. Yeah. Not much, though. I think it makes a big difference, too, in what's effective striking because your knuckles, they don't dig it as much. I don't think people are watching. I see what you because of that. I don't think people are watching. Like angrily hyperanalyzing everything.

1:27:19 There's so many laws that just won't, they never change them. Dude, Phil is tired, man. Of course he did. I love him. he here's another thing if we're gonna have gloves if we're gonna have gloves Fuck, every one. Let me poke you in the eye in there somewhere. When you go to a restaurant Oh, rear naked. He's got to drop his hips down, but he doesn't want to lose his position.

1:29:34 Fuck yeah. It seems really dangerous, but it's actually safer. Did you guys see that rugby thing where the dude KO'd the dude on the field? That's a terrible idea. That's a terrible idea. Oh, it's amazing name of the video. I've never seen that Bruce Connell! She's very beautiful. Damn. They're just so goddamn big. Check this out. The fight only has four minutes to go.

1:31:40 Oh, big takedown for Phil. I used to love those kickboxing pants. Oh, here's the mouth. Phil Davis. I taught that on your head from your body. It's a legit technique. I was like, that's right. Oh, big punches, man. I would like to see him going for the finish. he's got two minutes to go Who was the one-handed, Yeah, that was bad. Straight beast. I don't know.

1:34:19 Glover can still catch him with 120 to go. Yeah. He recovered. he's still like moving kind of labored. He's just controlling that motherfucker. You have to burn hot in order to wear a guy out. That's a San Diego ass whooping in Brazil. Yeah. Powerbomb everyone. He's got front kick and then a right hand at it again. Ian, you're gassing all over the place constantly and recovering constantly, right?

1:36:46 I didn't know shit about cardio my whole life. That's what I always thought it was. what am I going to do for cardio? And I never do this. the other side of the pool until it hits 12 as I fucking can and I didn't need anybody every time I spinned across I got really You could be Another sprint, bam, you get across, I have to do more casts Let's show that karate video.

1:39:39 Yeah. Man, he talks a lot. Here's the video. Check this out. Like elephant on rampage Just goes fucking crazy This guy gets tore up too That's why we're watching it. Those guys were really hitting each other. Have you seen the amateur boxing fight that the guy, after the fight, takes his gloves You see him chase the guy out I know, that looks like a dude.

1:41:45 close but there's enough clipping and weirdness to it the frames per second that they can achieve have them repeat the same scenarios They have people actually act out to the point where they cover the whole room and you fuck, and you get on spaceships. You guys just a theory? to like a suit? Aldo, KO, TKO. He gives zero fucks. I don't know. I understand you know.

1:44:30 the problem is the dutchie thing. It is possible that Unbelievable athlete. No doubt about it. He's had all sorts of different things that have, you know, fucked with him. you get exacerbated by weight cutting. He's something, man. Were you at the Uriah fight with him? Ed Soares told me about that before. in Sacramento. You might get shut off. There's a very good chance that he's better than you on the ground.

1:47:57 They never work on being on their back. I've been doing jiu-jitsu for just as long. You know Jiu Jitsu I just don't ever wear it shit you guys have been talking about. He talks shit in an angry way. He just needs to sit. Beat your brother a couple times. This is just not what my hero would He's thinking about me. That's fucking nuts. When he starts talking more shit, I like it.

1:50:24 Hoist with Bellator. It's always good for the sport. Emmanuel Newton is a very good fighter, but he's not Jon Jones. Thanks anyway. He looks like a centipede. He has a tailpiece on him. Ass for days. what darren elkins won shove it right back in somebody. The whole night. I got one more. I got another one, bro. Let's do it. Good dark past, bro. Okay. Here it is. Let's go light. He called quits in his head, but someone got called him out, and there's 10 minutes left. I got another one, bro.

1:52:51 I can't go hard anymore. Crank that bitch way the fuck up. Dude, it's like no other place And then I fought in Dublin It's kind of annoying. Here we go. Look at this. Oh, shit. This one might not go to the decision. Mendes got a little bit of a mouse in that left eye. going southpaw on him occasionally fucking fearless dude good job Seriously. You get that feeling like you might finish this fucking guy

1:56:21 You gotta assume he's recovered. Oh, look at this. And everything he throws is perfect. How much better did his fucking striking get? Oh. Look at his face. Come on, ref. Yeah. In Aurora, Colorado, that's not an eye poke. So he's taking a little bit of a break. Are you okay? Ooh, that left hook. Nice kick to the body, man. Finish him. Finish him. Half guard.

2:00:03 Holy shit! That's like a movie round! and then get fired. Or if she is, No, Mendes is fine. Cross-eyed birdies? He's the only one who knows. Yep. Are you crazy? He was trying to hit him with the knee. Dude, weird shit's happened before. the undercarriage, the coffee table. So that shot still It hurts so bad. Oh! And it was okay. I get nervous about that.

2:03:53 And why did he shake his finger? he starts to slowly begin to taper off. Mendes might start to think that he's getting into him. Like the Nick Diaz type muscle. But I've got to say Aldo. Oh, nice body kick. Wow. We just had Yotsun Clay at our gym. Oh, no shit. Yeah. You can kick dudes when they're on the ground. They used to have takedowns Or Muay Thai

2:07:19 All Muay Thai. And we have some Like How about Schilling's Then he fought another fight. Artem is a motherfucker. Mendes coming at him now. I bet that is the shot. Oh, that's the end. from Jackson's Academy, oozing out into his hand. We were wrestling and I took his back and he went to grab my head and skipped his finger Is he going to take a point away? No, he said next time.

2:09:42 hand of Aldo. He'll show it to him like Kane does This is the Dwayne Ludwig style, strategy style. Dwayne had nasty counters. Oh, shit. Oh, damn. and then come back and rocked Aldo. Aldo, yeah, Aldo definitely won the first, I think. Back and forth. He throws so hard. Dude, good sprawl by Aldo too, huh? Look at this Wow Yeah, I don't know. The foot stomp and the front knee kick is horrible.

2:13:23 Yeah, Dwayne's telling him to do it if you look at him. Drop down now. The plum baby. This is a hell of a fight. or not the end of the fight, the end of a round you know what I'm saying? Depends on who's watching the fight. The deep, my friend. This is where shit gets weird with him. And he had that huge welt on his head. He's in good shape for this fight.

2:16:25 They're looking for that fucking burst. Oh, he's fucking him up, man. Fifth round head kick KO. What is he doing? What he's throwing is not hitting. It gives you more cardio, too, right? He just did a Schwarzenegger he just did a Back to the leg kick. He might have one of the nastiest leg kicks in all the UFC right now. Hard right hand by Mendes. Oh, yeah.

2:19:26 You want a sponsor? I don't want to hear about that Come on Chad finish I think it's 3-1. So you think Aldo won this round? Chad definitely won this one. I don't know either. fucking, This is fucking Ian McCall, There was a couple times where you forget that this is on air. This might be it. Switches up to south. I mean, these dudes know each other like nobody knows each other.

2:22:29 How dare you? Corvette should just send them all cars. Yeah. Just be American as terrorist. Everyone chant USA. Corvette. America. Corvette should just send them all cars. It's dope. They gave it to me. That was my brother's first car. So pretty. That's a commercial. Let's see that jiu-jitsu. 240. That's the thing about those guys. Oh, yeah. This is over.

2:24:30 Attack them Buckle up Oh That's so sad Jesus. Oh, shit. This 90 seconds might be it. This is the fight, son. Chad just looked up at the clock. No, no, no. Yeah, I mean, but nothing stunning. He snapped his fucking head back with that jab. Come on. They exchanged right hands there. Aldo? I think Aldo's gonna win. Left hook that was early. That was the first round the numbers. It's Aldo all day. If you look at the numbers

2:27:36 The replays, you know how powerful the replays are for the judges? Okay, but let's look at this. It was like who the fuck knows so round three was definitely Mendez round four was who the fuck knows and round five Wow unbelievable They're very happy in Brazil Both guys get tested. It's not going in my fucking pocket. You always have to wear long sleeve shirts?

2:30:18 What's he saying? Well, hey, folks. What a Fucking amazing return. Interesting division, man. I mean, it was a close fight, but everybody in this room thinks that he won, right? He did a tremendous, tremendous job. I mean, I think Mighty Mouse. You might be right. Oh, God. I think women's MMA, pound for pound, she's number one of all time. There should just be a list.

2:33:30 Not males and females. Yeah, that's so crazy. Hennon Burrell would Do you know how crazy It's a different scenario, but they don't they have to MMA fight and when you're talking about kickboxing ridiculously hard. He can hit you We don't know. and she's like, No, no. See, I give Brian Stan the win because Goldie has that three-piece suit on. Brian Stan, hanky. Goldie wins. No, no.

2:35:17 Conor McGregor is next. if Cub beats Frankie by and he's hanging out with Dana White down there in Brazil, I mean, look at what he did to Dennis Seaver. He's the most talented. Conor's entertaining. I thought it was the cobra. You go to Jose Aldo and go, I heard you hurt your foot. Can you do Joey Diaz doing Conor McGregor? You're from California. That's what he would say

2:38:24 Around the comedy store He would say some shit Like that He'd just walk out the door. We would be hanging around Well, this fucking podcast Neil Magny Verdun looked deadly If you remember So now you have a heavyweight title. I like just seeing Hunt win. they're going to do Mexico again with Kane? Diego Perez was a big draw. I don't know. All these guys getting injured.

2:40:26 you two guys especially that's a situation that the test and be like, oh, wow, yeah, you're not on protein. But he didn't test positive for HGH. testosterone so he might just naturally have some weird thing he just might naturally when he hits He's for sure going to be in the next Expendables. Made the best abs of all time. Have there been better abs?

2:42:34 It didn't really help him, though, did it? Big brown. That's why his heart rate's so low. I know. Hi. Right. Yes. I didn't feel that much of a difference. Were they marijuana gummy bears? So just the sugar, you needed it. and they say the best thing to drink is chocolate milk because it has so many different things in it. What do you mean raw milk?

2:45:55 Totally different reaction. But it's not bad for you. up the other day. He goes, yeah. The reason you like it. All it is is you just take raw almonds and you blend them up. No, but if you're making a smoothie or something and you need the liquid and you want to get that flavor. Is it going to make you smarter? Like my daughter has rheumatoid arthritis.

2:47:37 is it kills all the natural enzymes that help you digest it. You know what I'm saying? This big ass. It's like a freeze-drying process, usually. So it's better than, you know, Mm-hmm. We want story time with Big Brown. He tells his story in his podcast. Who knows? All the time. That's what they do. Joe Silver goes, oh, yeah, that's cool. No, he can't even walk.

2:50:37 People want to get a hold of you. Holla. Oh, my God. Is it ever going to straighten out? Can you get it fixed? I'd ask you rude questions about your fingers and what you do with them. that's it the Warrior Poet Project about psychedelic experiences nice go do something with your time Peace