Joe Rogan Experience #20150823 — Fight Companion - August 23, 2015 Transcript

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0:00 Damn, Sam Stout got KO'd in the first round. And during the fights, while they're playing off live, we're actually doing is watching fights. And during the The big Tate Fletcher. We've got three minutes and 30 seconds on the clock left in the round. Oh! To the gut. But from side control like that with a downward elbow right there. You can't even throw a downward elbow to the thigh.

2:00 It's an old school rule. when John McCarthy met with them. And ice. Is that the most powerful fucking strike? No, a Like, you can kick someone in the head with your heel, and it doesn't hurt. She's only got the head in there, but this bitch can't breathe. You need something else in there, though. People do go to sleep with that leg scissors. Scissors is a different animal.

4:03 I can't help it. She's in trouble. This girl is not letting go, man. Is that beer? Grass-fed butter your chin. Hey, Brian, Daniel Jolly. This Canadian kid. This Latvian dude who looks like a killer. Damn. And Aldo and McGregor, which probably won't happen. There's one other big fight on that card. Is it that? Yeah. For the biggest card of the year That would be awesome

6:38 Yoel Romero the Holly Holm fight I just don't think that's smart you know all you're doing is looks so impressive. She definitely has In the world? She's only the best boxer in the world for women if Ann Wolf decides to still not box. I just want to see her fight. At least those guys were world class, though, my man. But they were legit world class fighters.

9:00 The real problem with those guys is that they were fighting Tyson. They're good. They're amongst the best. See, if is what we got. They're the best. They're amongst the best. There's a few. I have no idea know what I've been thinking about that fuck a catch weight if that chick wants to fight at 135 prove you I like Rousey home Who she is I think she does. 135's a

11:02 Nope. Why? You? How dare with drinking it orally. I've not Barry Bonds, because Barry Bonds got... It's like, let's not think about kids. We're talking You don't like them? That never made any sense to me at all. Oh, I'm sure, Joe. He cheated on his law school exam, right? but all the stuff she did with Bill Clinton with that Whitewater stuff. Vince Foster was one of the people that was involved in the Whitewater scandal.

13:55 and that gun goes flying. That's a message. That ain't even a conspiracy. That's gangster. That His body had been moved. That's all it is. 100% his body had been moved. Conspiracy. That's a message. We're coming after you. Conspiracy mode. This girl's in full guard, and he's not even talking about jiu-jitsu. It was really interesting. It's the jiu-jitsu

15:15 Look what she's trying to do here. She's trying to Oh, damn. It's not even, Yeah, definitely not, though. Oh, wow. Very loose and relaxed. fighters back is strength and conditioning. In the first minute, two minutes of a fight, it's all about your skills. for five rounds he was guns a blazing for five rounds look at Demetrius You think T.J. Dillashaw, Mighty Mouse would happen?

17:43 He lost to Dominic Cruz. From the moment- Well, if Cruz's knee doesn't fall off. He's all natural. 30, see ya. Dodson is a legit threat, though. Pre-prepare it's tough man cuz the same cuz no one loves fighting more than us right but that You might be right. Those just new. They thought he was 15? Yeah, they didn't recognize him. Pearson Felder? Yeah, he's fun to watch.

20:19 He went the distance with him and Barbosa was kicking the shit out of his body. Yeah. to the head. First wheel kick KO in the UFC. My manager goes, Brendan, I want you in on this call. He goes, my man, got a fight for you. He goes Let's get this paper Can't tell you man He was so heartbroken. Yeah, you're... I fight fights. You gotta get it in the net, and when they do it, people go crazy.

22:51 This is his second short fight in a row. I'm excited about this main event, we did co-main event. Hold on. But this is the difference. Oh no! Oh god, no! It only got on my screen. Guys, I've been taking creatine. It made my face fat. That's it, Eddie, I'm not going to back off. It's on. soft now. and he expends and Magni has great endurance, I had Holloway.

26:25 Yeah, I do have $1,000. Well, how about we get out of here and we go to dinner and you pay? We have kids. I know. Except having dinner. Max Holloway can win, and I would not be surprised. I think it's a close fight. You want to switch up the bet? What's flubby? Basically... You want to switch it up? Let's think about the possibility Talking shit Holding.

29:08 So you think it's 90% of all the MMA fighters are on steroids? He's not. I apologize. I feel so bad. but let's say he was on TRD. What's he going to be now? They all came and got beat up by guys that weren't top-tier guys in the UFC, They didn't take enough time physically different. You know, I mean, look It was just like rolling the dice. Steroids are not.

31:26 It was a trip. Like four people per scooter. We're like, okay, let's go. that restaurant that we always eat at. Dude, I'm telling you, Tony Sim's boxing is fucking nasty. Yeah, but I'm doing French, bro. Don't spread those rumors. But really good deer antler will have IGF-1 in it. and he got an elk farm just for the deer antler shit. It the point you know is it legal to take that if you take take that deer antler shit? You can test positive?

34:48 when I looked into it. So even though don't test for it. But then the consumer doesn't know if it's bullshit antler. You can't say anything you wouldn't test for it. So you could sell an antler, but you don't test for it. How the fuck did someone find that out? nine feet. My knee feel better. A lot of football players were taking that. Do they test in tennis? He swears by goji berries and deer antler.

36:16 That's why they try to test. Really? They have testosterone now that they're making with animals. And there's micro-dosing now, right? Shut up. It's not a foreign substance. Your blood's like sludge, all sorts of issues with that. But testosterone, your body knows what to do fucking red blood cells than it's supposed to. Your blood's like sludge. How crazy is that?

38:56 heart surgeon talk about one of the Man, that was some rationale for leeches back in the day. Albon Mercier is stacked. It's going to be weird when they come up with all these fucking genetic manipulations that they're working on right now. They got someone locked up in a mountain somewhere, and they got some fucking dude who's got triple They got all this muscle on them, and they live longer.

40:49 Look at this. There'll be a time when we choose bodies like cars. It's not going to matter. I'm like bro check out this chick. I hooked up with play this There's one thing, though, with that novelty of being able to choose your body or whatever it is. And at what time do we get tired of the novelty for something with substance? You can identify as anybody now there you can identify as black they caught a second guy pretending to be black

42:56 It also flies in the face of all this stuff about right so what do you do with those guys like well here's a thing I got something Expect a footlong in jail. It is. The science behind it raises questions what it classifies as is disability. Now, we all agree we don't want those people in It's like trusting a guy who lives in an island of hot chicks to not fuck.

45:22 That's the question. But for the most part, there is a lot of evidence quote-unquote brain damage or mental illness You see that there's a big difference in what they can generate, That is a motherfucker. I'm not gonna med off and Ferguson is a and Ferguson is a fucking war I don't know What did you call me? I don't think his knee's 100%. I don't think it can be.

47:21 No. Triangle. Mm-hmm. I don't know about that format. Does that mean he's gonna fight Uriah? It's a great backup, for sure, if Aldo gets hurt. He's pulled out of multiple fights. He said Brennan should wash his mouth out. I just do. They work. You know, that. No, I asked him if that was UFC. I think the military tests them all the time. under that contract that gets that check from the u.s yeah that was that weird moment in the

50:35 There's more than one story. No, it has nothing to do with it. So it really does benefit you in endurance. Yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ. Shut up. No, tap. For sure. That's not comfortable. fuck, man? He was like, no. get my shoes on and i put my cup on and that's the same way they would come onto the mats well i'm I'm wearing a cup right now. It's whatever, man.

53:41 Oh, guys! It was in the—he smashed my dick. So I said, let me see if I could get it hard. came blood for three or four days. If your nose is missing, That's happened before. But that was it for me, dog. Jesus. I talked to him. from a girl riding him. Sex, blood everywhere. because it never swelled and never went down. You take a cheesecloth, you wrap it up, you tighten it down.

57:10 one ball will find a hiding place. It finds that oh yeah and under the cartilage i was like where the hell did it go and then you just plop it out you know yeah but they just must insane I'm sorry, but I thought Andrzej Oleski was fighting for the title. Ovary was begging for it. But at the end of the day, that guy is a vicious fucking striker. You watch that fight, and you're like, this fight's over.

59:20 coming back from that I mean he could they could have counted to 100. How about Mears, too, man? Chad LaPree, Francisco Trinaldo. So does Aldo, though. They have to. There's a 20-pound jump. If you were fighting, you wouldn't be fine with it. No, it's not. Yeah, and it's too much already. He's a big boy. He fights at 185? I don't want any more. that are really moving the envelope like that.

1:02:13 To Joe's point, That's what I mean. Belts are bullshit. Who cares? look, McGregor has, let's be honest, But because of the marketing, because of the Wouldn't it be better if they just fought? Or whatever. then has to be how good your brain. So even It'd be funny if you took your mask off and you weren't Eddie and you were actually Dana. They're saying all these reasons why more

1:05:24 Hey, you know what? Okay, what do we got here? I'm appreciative You know what I mean? That's crazy. And you're a troublemaker. You're not even watching the fights. It's really a man. They got the jerseys color-coded, by the way, Eddie, They should make them all wear the same jersey. Dude, come on. Did they make you wear sneakers? Wow. All these count.

1:08:35 Damn. I think it's the capital of Saskatchewan I didn't keep track of the prelims Man. I was watching Chris Beal. It was a close fight. He's a bad motherfucker, Chris Beal. man that that stuff's real. And they had Rashad on. I think you're just learning you're tough and you learn you can withstand stuff. He goes, I don't spar at all. Here's what I need to know. I can take a shot because I've been fighting for how long? Because I don't spar at all.

1:11:38 These are top, top teams. Your footwork is the same. He is so frightening. I'd go into the gym And just a bag taking a beating. Like what kind of powers you got? He's an animal. But I just keep hearing from people they go dude She was a boxer for all the boxes. Let's try not to talk over each other, though, because we've got a lot of mics going on.

1:13:53 That's a huge issue. to being such a fine boxer in that arena. maybe she can keep Ronda away from her. I was in an MC Hammer rap video. What happened? than a businessman no matter how I'm so Yeah, I worked with him, man. I wish. But here we're like, what the fuck? Jiu-jitsu with the gi. That was awesome. Yeah, man. However, how many more out there?

1:17:29 That's true. Yeah, man. We're paying to see Ronda beat up The day of! For the title. There's footage of him training at Jackson's right now. I saw him doing crunches. If there's an injury. I'm not saying he should lie, And then you left. People in the know will run away from the scene sure you can say I hit my head and I was disoriented No. Felonious monk.

1:20:13 I bet you're right. Jones should pay his penance, Who? He's a great jazz pianist. Dude, I went to the L.A. County Museum of Art the other day. That's the art. It was essentially like... It's just people like throwing a ball to each other. One guy's So it was like a black background resident of LA County maddening than exhibit as they called junk and you go there and it's just garbage they've

1:23:11 I know Todd white. That's it and I didn't know who Justin Bua. Yeah, I'm not I'm not big in the art world You have all these interests that I don't have in. He has this thing called Dysentery, but it just gets girls on. No, he doesn't. That's? I thought he does that no he doesn't that's what I did too. No he doesn't have any single podcast Like, put your phone down just for a show.

1:25:06 You have all these other days you don't have another job like you should do it's like you could be really good at it stuff in the fringe stuff yeah doing that and he had a regular time and and I think that for almost I just think more people should define it together together. Now Eddie's got his own thing. you're kind of semi-serious when you first bring things up yeah and then you're not married to it

1:27:51 Meanwhile, we're missing a good fight. I was really impressed with his takedowns and his jiu-jitsu in his last fight. Choked out John Fitch in one round. Put him to sleep. and wasn't feeling well for that fight either. Tell you what, man, I will always keep a guy like Berkman around. He also went through some significant injuries with his back. Bulging.

1:29:58 Yeah. like oh he's got knockout power he doesn't it's like you can give that to No, you're born with it. Bone mass is undeniable when it comes to punching. He's explosive. He's born ridiculous and fast. He's explosive. I thought he was going to get starched by Hector Lombard. Cote's a lot bigger. And he was a 205 or two. His grappling has really improved in a big way.

1:32:05 Wow. He doesn't have his feet on. I hope I'm walking in the right direction. True. Shogun, I'm not a wrestler. Like, you see him get a hold of people, he just ragdolls everybody. He beat everybody. Yeah, he can wrestle. Ooh, that's tough. Freestyle. I know. He was the only Brazilian wrestler out there. That's a basic pike run. I'm going to explode.

1:35:23 God damn, that guy moves good. Dude, you saw the video today? No, he posted it. That one, right-hand corner. I mean, fuck. That's how big he is, right? He beat Boucher at the last time they competed. I'm a huge fan of his me to follow him you will you will you bummed out that people were mad at you about that metamoros if I don't want this fight to go to the ground, you're not going to get me to the ground.

1:37:45 and everybody was mad at you. It's not worth the risk. I was like, well, we've got to get something going here. You should really do some Adam Morris type shit, dude. Want to do Cyborg? Because you're not going to be able to do that in overtime, EBI overtime. I'd rather take the goddamn draw than get choked out, for it. Holy shit, that would have been giant.

1:40:04 He came out a different fighter. Joe Berk hurt. Oh! Look at this. He came out a different fighter. Oh, my God. Yeah, he doesn't get emotional, does he? Cote is as calm as they get under fire. He's lost physical size. I missed that last part what we said oh my god That motherfucker is tough as shit. Because it's one where you pull yourself out of the fire.

1:42:20 Still didn't knock him out cold. He's right there with the jab to get that distance, then Oh, hell no. And then he backed up in the corner and said, you could see it in his eyes. Why? Pretty sure it was a guillotine. That's Carlson Gracie's original squad of black belts. Yeah. He was he was just ripping heads off. I'm a huge fan. cauliflower ear, you know, most of it

1:45:52 But when that starts to close off Crazy that didn't put him out. It's awesome to see him. No, no, no. Just throughout See, that's a fight where I agree that you almost shouldn't cut Berkman. If you give them the right matchups. Fuck. There's a video with him and this bodybuilder guy, fuck would you ever do this kind of a workout? It was really an interesting conversation.

1:48:09 That's Woodley's body type, right? Like Shane Carwin. who's his next opponent. for five rounds. That's what you got to do, though. OSP. When you talk to these strength coaches, are there like three, four exercises all of them Yeah. Wow. He does Pilates. Crazy power. Yeah. Well, he does a lot of Pilates because he wants one of the best boxers on the planet. Yeah. Kovalev does? Yeah.

1:49:55 I've never seen anybody that's into Pilates. You actually lie down. You have cables and equipment. Yoga is your own, Brian. It's nothing like yoga. I don't know what you're talking about. You actually lie down. I'm not in court of law right now. Everybody comes out, their body looks exactly the same. We're not on this one. We were going to bet on the main event, weren't we?

1:51:02 Hey, you know what? We just watched it. You got Max Holloway. Oh, thank God they took him. Eric Silva. Cain Velasquez is not an ugly man. Fabrizio Verdum has very interesting facial expressions. He's retired. Schaub, hungry eyes. When he walks in the room, he creates a hungry to sleep. He's tired. Stop getting your friend beat up. What do you base that on? Job hungry eyes.

1:53:02 He walks like a peacock. You gotta put him in there. Who would Joey put in the top five? We all agree that Luke Rockhold is number one. Who's number two? That's okay Excuse me. Yes, I have to say. Thank you very much. He's a male model. The only thing that separates him from Rockhold is Rockhold's taller. Look at that. Perfect man. By himself? here. You gotta bring up a professional.

1:55:34 You've got to do a little research, son. Yeah, his body definitely looks smoother. You know what? Eric Silva isn't even in my top was 12. I've researched. How dare you? He just won in San Diego. Look at the difference in his body, guys. Yeah, his body definitely looks smoother. Poor facial hair. Allen's number one. I'm sorry. Sorry, Luke is right there. Allen's number one.

1:56:13 He's a professional. Facially, he's like a 10. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The ring announcer. Oh, this is my shit, right? Yeah, that could be it, too. It could be a combo of both. No, he just took a big, deep breath. He's fucking real good on the ground. But other than that, he's looked awesome on the ground. Plot frame. That quick, that fast. There's a big difference of ground sign right there. That's a sign of some dark shit on the ground for Magni right there. That quick, that fast.

1:58:41 Off his back. that cardio that he has is such a giant advantage. two or three you're not going to be able to hang at the top no you've got to have something like You're going to get a bad motherfucker who's going to go, Yeah, Magni looking good. You're good. Well, that's what we're saying about the Matt Brown fight, that Eric just could not keep He watched that fight, and I'm sure his corner said,

2:01:08 I mean, he should have put a fucking beat down on June. Eve Levine will let that shit go. Although he's Scandinavian. But he's not really ripped. You know, in Sweden, for many years, they sterilized kids that didn't have perfectly symmetrical faces. Wait a minute. You're crazy, bro. Let's be honest. Eddie, this is all you need to do. I didn't say, this is a fact.

2:02:52 I don't know. Don't do it until Eddie reads it first. It explains Gustafsson. Looking for that spinning back kick to the body but didn't land it. Magni always looks exactly the same in every fight. You know Magny? Oh, right. You recover way faster. Oh, look at that. of training at altitude Google this fucking shit along with these goddamn eugenics studies. Oh, that's just reading Google Sweden

2:05:35 whole top of your head different animal do a tiger like a polar bear I think an Polar bear some shitty Let's see Neil Magny's garden here. Get on that forum. Sorry. No arm, good wrist control. And look at this. Nice narrow stance by was everything. The wrist control was everything. He got a little hungy right there. Yep. And look at this. And he does more conditioning stuff, aerobic stuff, than he does strength stuff.

2:07:28 Maybe it'll equal itself out, though, with less weight they had to cut No. And sparred with him all the time? Well, Magny's American. You just don't see a lot of guys that have that high level discipline He also doesn't get nervous. We were talking to him It's fun. That's fucking crazy. he's like, yeah, go on six missions a night, An operation he was involved in, right?

2:09:41 You can't reveal details. Where's my money? audience. He kept saying, I love you. I love dark. That's what he said. He goes, I'm glad that he exists. Oh! In the dark? That was in my defense. Look at this, Eric Silva. How's Ritchie doing these days, man? I always wondered why he never made it back to the UFC. Come on, he doesn't? Magni and Eric Silva as far as how much you can keep this up it's crazy that

2:13:11 Here we go. What? I Googled eugenics in Sweden. On the fucking internet As if it's all the same source Look at that. You know the one thing that's weird? No, I'm with you. You know what? They take a few. You can see of the earth with the sun in the background, the moon over here, sun in the moon, moon, sun. A more tame word. Google it. Those aren't real photos?

2:16:48 Double or nothing Olivera Holloway? That could be flat. There type shit That could be flat okay, okay, there's a bunch of pictures, okay I love it. Hey. It's not? Let's not start shit here. Fuck no. Hey, how come he stopped using a crowd? I think it's a great idea. No camera, even. You know what I mean? We're talking about what the UFC should do, what the commission should do,

2:19:42 That's what I really believe. Here's the thing about EBI, though. It's the 100. Both hooks and over-under. Eddie nailed it. shit have been super positive. And occasionally people say, I hate Like, who cares? with one hand on their waist. He did pull one. on in the Gee, IBJJF show. trained and I looked into him like, Gary Tonin and Dylan Danis, Dylan bought a bit,

2:23:27 hey, the UFC does my top two guys It's a distraction. specialists for your show. How are jujitsu in the sense that jujitsu is exactly the same way. You can't put it's like chess even guys, you know, jiu-jitsu Never points. up and now there's no urgency that's too short. You can't have And there had to be an only. Taekwondo, buddy. December 13th. You can see EBI. Is it true that Halleck's going to compete about it. It's way too early. Yes, EBI 5.

2:26:42 All I'm trying to do, You know what fuck it We'll do it. It's for style. Wow. They used to fight with contacts. There's another way of doing it that it takes longer to heal. And the more common way, you're not supposed to have contact sports. Do you know why it doesn't hurt when they laser your eyes? They don't even get cold. But freaky, but not painful.

2:28:57 Now you're doomed. Brendan Schaub lies under oath about Lasix. Maybe you're kidding about getting Lasix. You're crazy. I better start doing some research. World class and if you've ever heard him do a Porsche or a Rottweiler, it's about as good as it gets Can you do a Porsche right there? No Porsche. Come on, please He does a sick Kodiak and a sick Rottweiler. I can do a couple noises.

2:31:12 That's actually Bigfoot. What does he do? By the way, how fun are these goddamn fight companions? We got 15 minutes of manhood. watched these bitches screaming at each other, and No, the hot girls of Las Vegas. Wags. There's a whole beat up bitch Tate Fletcher has spoken But who was up in the betting here between you two? Would you bet on Magni? Nah, betting another $1,000.

2:33:37 Two sick wrestlers. He's my closest training partner when I was fighting, you know? For real. that Pat can mimic is when he fought look good remember Phil just hung on warm out so I mean Pat could do that for Glover is not young. And done, done. Except Bernard Hopkins. But we don't know what Bernardman is Dunn. These guys are the same guy. And Dunn Dunn.

2:35:15 Bernard Hopkins. He's never been hurt. Remember that. But I think Holloway is so damn scrappy. almost finished him once, and then finished him again. When you get a guy like that, you're seeing him every six months. That's why I think Max is going to win. Cub Swanson lit Charles Oliveira on fire. This fight's over. It hurts too bad. The camera pulled away from him immediately.

2:37:31 Yeah man, you did Yeah. Not sure where he's going. Guy got injured. Oh, he hurt it right there. He's still good. No, no, no. Shooting for the takedown. I would think he just he broke it something and then he didn't really feel the extent of it Shh. That was a neck thing If he won that. He was bringing it. What's the next UFC? What a fucking. And get fucked up?

2:40:40 Leg kicks. somebody with judo chops, apparently. but you know what I mean? No, no, no. Look up Source Family Judo Chops. Volume. I don't know Yeah, I'm trying to see it Fuck, now that's scary Him saying that Kenny Floyd says So what what is going on with Olivera? We don't know what the fuck now famous fighters all the time and when nogaraoguera first came over, we started talking,

2:43:46 His first UFC fight knocks out Sam Stout and says, I'm done. Save that head trauma for your mama. The man and his first wife and daughter So, well, and auditioned for Tarzan. bank started a cool free though still free and running in his cold free and in That's hilarious. It's just early on early on when you have the nerves He's like, dude, dude, dude.

2:46:21 between 35 and 76, no fewer than 60,000 young Swedish women deemed mentally defective or otherwise handicapped to a degree, which makes them, quote, incapable of looking after their children. The internet's mad. They found out ugly people were committing crimes? They did. That main event bummed me out. We never know. You pick the main event. he's going to do

2:48:20 I was just making you're going to that job. that came to my mind. And people are like, You are the most qualified talking about most handsome man, though. really have a definitive idea Who's got Tatumus Maximus? You two? Double? Brendan Shaw in the motherfucking house. On It Podcast. Not cops. Bummer. Whoa. Not resign him. Oh, my God's on a stretcher. They're taking out back weight. He's still grabbing at his neck. Whoa. Bummer.

2:50:35 That's horrible. Much love.