Joe Rogan Experience #20151128 — Fight Companion - November 28, 2015 Transcript

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0:00 Two, one, yee-haw! And we're live, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Fight Companion podcast. And then, of course, Brendan motherfucking Sharp, aka Big Brown. But so if you've never heard these podcasts before, what we do is we get together and we just watch the fights and we talk shit. I have a long ass day So I'm like so last night i decided you know the only way i'm going to be able to pull this off is if i go to

2:12 He's knocking on the door. He's like, I'm cold. Did you actually come back? I didn't really get any sleep. Everything's good. Nuh-uh. We'll talk about it. Nah, you got this. It is, but it's not one of these nitro things. There's like a foam on it. 240 is like a Venti Starbucks, and it's all in this one little can. Dude, you ever drink one of those red lines?

4:54 Sam Sicilia hits hard. Footwork for the birds Of the first round See, Sam Sicilia brings the thunder, man. I'm not mad that you should do that. Oh, shit. I smoked that. Oh, Sam's out. I'm not mad at a guy's turtleneck in Korea Cecilia To be from a country Everything was good. the Brazilian version of You're a Faggot. I was like, damn, I'm going to fucking hit out here, man.

7:51 Yeah, let's relax on that. I agree. Your fucking watch and your nice tie. who um worked he was a bouncer at a strip club and he was a purple belt under hoist this is back I've seen him fuck people up at the strip club And then he stands up and goes, nice fight, won a knife right no mace never just all clinched up probably you know on the I agree, yeah.

10:21 Everybody knows Renato Magno. Dude. It's weird That's, dude, like the best video game play in the world or some shit Mandatory military service. Military suit. No, I didn't see it. The Korean zombie puts Ben Henderson in a twister, but he escapes. How's this guy? Trying to figure out who he fought. Damn, Jamie's on fire. It's real shit. Jamie. have her train for the rematch?

13:11 I thought we were talking about Stone cold fucking. I'll tell you what's interesting is people think it's that your life, probably find a new coach and just focus on what you do because she's never going no more Focus Mint commercials with So she has this. It'll fold under that pressure. She was doing, look at my footwork. I'm not saying she didn't do it before, but how fucking crazy did that look?

15:39 No one did, man. I didn't call the fucking huge upset in the UFC. she's 34 right it's true oh you were talking about hollyholm they see the amount of fights And then this fight, she just looked like a world beater. She's still got, obviously, a lot to And if you can't wrestle, you got to pull guard. You could try to take her down. is she a master at anti-guard

17:49 All you gotta, It's not that hard. what else do you have left? When Ryan Hall did it, no one cared. You know what? I did Jeet Kune Do for two and a half years. beating their ass and armbarring them. Her knees aren't great either. Would you think she has to do what she's always done, but just do it better and more focused? Eric Del Fierro. got you to this point

20:19 and let's try and get her arm. mean and holly has a pretty clear path to victory countering if if ronda keeps going forward like Everyone that goes, no, she didn't get hurt in the fight. A lot of people say, no, she's fine. I think technically, maybe there's some personal issues and stuff, but technically, she hasn't been striking that long. When she clearly lost round one, she didn't come out thinking, I got to do this.

21:57 It wasn't even close. Well, she still came forward. You're talking about pride. What the fuck? Control the distance. She can get away with whatever she wants. She's a monster her work ethic is like no one else's so I don't think it's a matter for being out of shape She just steps in and left elbows are on the chin. It's a huge rumor. I get it. It's a lesson in approach.

25:33 because she keeps getting cracked, and then Holly keeps cutting. We see an exhausted but still aggressive Ronda. that was greatness this is an opportunity for ronda to show 100 greatness and the again it's But also, Holly's also a person that you could tell, Even when Ronda was screaming in her face at the weigh-ins. None of that. Just like so many people.

27:46 When she took Ronda down I was like what No one does so hard look ridiculous And for her to come in in that great a shape and that focused like she was for that fight, Nobody's ever done that before. Wow. I would say I have my black belt in the UFC game. first one. Raquel Pennington, by for that, I think. Ever. No, we haven't. Because we've seen people get caught where you're like, ah, fuck, they'll be back. in their prime, this big of a superstar, get outclassed like that ever.

30:38 Here's what she also has to focus on, just fighting. Can you imagine if, name anyone else, granted I realize Ronda's leaps and bounds ahead of Can you imagine if Patrick Cote was doing movies? Meanwhile, His fucking stand-up Do you know that? He's a huge singing star Maybe he's like with a little ice. We're good. Whatever, whatever. a fucking different world in the in the early 2000s japanese were really into having afros

33:18 that's not something you're just like He fought in pride. Yeah. Who's got a better body than Akiyama? That's a bubble butt. Tell you what, Yeah, the zoo That's a hairy ass woman Boom! Oh, look at him. nothing? How about you just back off? All the time. That's got to be natural, right? Oh, shit. That's a, you know, I was reading this thing about what happens to women bodybuilders.

37:12 Oh, hell no, man. Is that the end of the round? Damn, this dude is on. We're barely paying attention. There's no coming back, right? That makes sense because that's how transsexuals do it. I think her name is Krutzik. yeah, Oh, shit. They're all interconnected. then your body goes, Enjoy these tits. Dude, he has a salty-ass UFC record. Brazil. That left leg is jackmified

40:51 I could tweeted this thing where some bodybuilding Yes, exactly. Fucking haters. First of all, you don't know what it looked like before. So they just zoom in. She's the preacher's daughter, you son of a bitch. I was like, whoa, really? He's known as a snitch on everyone. Yeah, a marketing guy he didn't give me talking about, Jamie? His arms are, he's a guy in the NFL. His name's Landry. If you've ever seen this fucking guy, you know what I'm talking about, Jamie?

43:20 Hot, positive for steroids. Eddie, look at that picture. Look at the screen. No one's now. I don't think so. But are they like ridiculously ripped balls deep in donuts. I'm like, They get crazy. We were talking. That's part of the deal. Oh, shit. He was getting his ass fucked up. more. They need to give those out more. You gotta give him 10-8. was a 10-9 round.

46:47 And he goes, well, no, because the fight wasn't close to being stopped. Oh, my God. Out there in the jungle, dodging capybaras and cawens. but I think the end of the round, the end of the fight's worth more. Well, damn, Jimmy won. Legit point, right? Totally. You're getting your ass kicked. his back for a long ass time you know how's that because that's a dominant

49:18 The crowd's going up, and then he escapes. Sexy Yama is staring in the mirror. Well, that's fucking Asia, my man. Yeah. what what that confused the shit out of me so what do you think right now with aldo and mcgregor You're just saying it. I'm not saying he is on things But when you look at it as far as past performances, You watch the most spectacular victories that he's had,

51:34 World-class jiu-jitsu. You know the odds, Jamie? 12-1. You watch that fight with Dennis Seaver. They both smash. That's aggressive, Mr. Joe Rogan. For sure. Michael Bisping, Dan Henderson. Akiyama versus Alan Belcher. There's one other big fight. Jose Aldo versus Conor McGregor, Chris Weidman versus Luke Rockhold, and Jacare versus Yoel It's debatable.

54:28 I forgot that Uriah Faber is on the undercard. The whole thing's covered. They've got three top and Chad Mendes fighting the day before. I mean, the whole thing's covered. It's great. When you watch his fight with Cub Swanson, Frankie's like never backed off. I totally forgot about it. I can't do three in a row. Paige was supposed to, like, not to shave her head.

56:24 It's just like, She's way too fun. Yeah, man. No. Two big, tall Rufus, maybe? Three KOs, two no way, is that better? I don't think so. Just need to figure out It was pretty cool. we both fought on the same day. Way too explicit. the quickness, too. Mounted crucifix just What we're just talking about right arm out killer be your card is stacked No, I already had

1:00:41 sold tickets for. He's been in a bunch of shit. It's weird how he can't get his arm out. Like, ten years ago. Before that? Well, Roy's a heavyweight, though, with that giant belly. A lot of levels to that position. there any announcement of what's next for Roy didn't they announce a Barnett that's what Roy would look like if he fought 185. I don't know.

1:03:10 Oh, it's Chael Sonnen's body. He's got his dick in his hand. It's fucking good, though. He'd be a huge star yeah well i wonder what kind of effect that would have on his performance his I mean, you can lose body fat. have you ever fucked with a ketogenic diet have you ever fucked with that i haven't man i did this Big Brown was a four. Yeah. Dude, let's do it.

1:05:59 in LA Dude, my shoulder was fucking with me for like a year. talking you know i mean that's some yeah i don't know where that's some shit to get And so they do it. Oh, damn. I like to cook it when everyone's asleep. One cup of sugar There and here There's my cranberry sauce son Dude, I'd be over all the time. a big pussy do you know chipotle and the equalized shit going on right now if you like chipotle

1:09:29 Now it's trickling all over, right? Do you love everything about it? and we're getting him deep into his career. I'm good. He's a motherfucker. He said he's essentially a welterweight. I think this is the hardest fight to call for me. when Vitor wheel kicked him in the head No doubt. Real kicking guys, eyes off. And no technique. No, no, no. Yeah, well, I think John Jones has a really good point.

1:12:39 He goes, don't worry, I'm not forgetting. Because people are, you'd have to be, you know, ridiculous Yes. there's so many years of training to get to world championship level and you want me to do this and Oh, fuck no. Is he? I think he's going for his But he's got to watch his weight if he's staying 205 with the IVs. I mean, it's more of a requirement, right?

1:14:58 I was going to say, or he does. But if Weidman beats Rockhold and Jon Jones and Weidman hook up in Madison Square Garden, Where he's like out of shape in between camps for one fight. He's super talented, that's for sure. John got caught in a deep arm bar in that. I think like eight years. Because how many fighters are probably going to get that in seven years from now?

1:17:34 that they're getting from animals. And when they give it to people, But they would be, so you're going to store all this blood and shit like that for eight years. That's what the USADA. You're talking about Reebok, bro? They put Connor for Connor's shirt, and they put the U.S. flag on it. Some fan took a picture. What's wrong with that? Like, every two years, they're going to change the style

1:20:26 Why is that an option? Benson Henderson. Love this dude. You know, if someone like him went over to Bellator, that would make a big noise. He's Asian? Oh, good Lord. Boom. Let's make it Spike TV MMA Yeah. It would have to be almost like a mass exodus. That was up in the air. It kind of does marketing wise. Yeah, let me know how that goes. Yeah, it's fucking...

1:23:09 Where's Hootie now? Yeah. He said Hootie? That's true. That guy, Darius Rucker, right? Shit. Racist man. 5'9", is that short for 170? Because I heard a bunch of different versions of how that— He might have had the money to... He's very crafty, man. And I think at 170, again, A lot of people were saying he's too small for 85. You know Benson outside camp spends all his time in a gi.

1:25:56 He was just getting ready to fight, pursuing it. Set of legs on him. that had some fucking steam on it. Dude, and knees mass square garden good fucking lord that's a great fight is it a great fight i love that fight really yeah because i think the dc gets a second chance Oh, it's happening. I think they have to jump through a lot of hoops before April.

1:28:22 It would be insane. You hurt him with that left hand of the body. Crazy. Ben's hair always gets in his fucking face. He's always touching it. He's gonna who was he fighting? Yeah. Rose is equally pretty. Look at that. Dude. Defense. Look at him. Look at him. Super confident. He's laughing. And who do you think won that round? Like a horse with three broken legs.

1:30:59 I'm like you just need to shut your mouth, dude Round dose. Is he still in the UFC? Who did he fight? That's a good kick for him, man. That was impressive. Well, they have monsters at ATT, right? Have you been there, Ben? Is someone bleeding? Masvidal's darses are fucking nasty. Oh, shit. and you like he keeps a toothpick and if you get used to just moving your hair back maybe that's

1:33:50 When he would touch his hair, thing to relax their breathing and be like, alright, I'm good. He said that when you're Damn. to a new place. 110% Oh, shit. I hate this. Hell yeah. Damn, son. Herb's the best. why am I the only one my body's gotten Like a raging river after a storm. And they're white. See? about some korean judges that's a good question because since sexy i'm a lost i gotta assume

1:38:42 And then the Olympic committee, they got in trouble. I've seen it in Taekwondo tournaments, too. I'm more excited for that than anything. really high work rate. Yes. Who is he? He's a heavyweight from England. He has charisma. He's marketable. He's knocking dudes out. Anthony Joshua. Anthony Joshua. And where's he from? England? Wait till you see this dude. He has charisma.

1:40:15 I want to see. He's athletic, man. Look at him in the Olympics. Masvidalga kicking the balls. I think he's the next guy to compete with. Dude look at that dude's body Boy you believe one and one? Yeah. Yes, that's why it would be two to one. No, this is bro scoring. Ooh, that kick to the body. Jesus Christ. They clashed knees, and it went right into the jig.

1:43:26 So it was at the end of the fight or end of the round. Do you like the Thai steel cup? Like the edge of your balls? No, the Diamond Cup, honestly, he hooked me up when I went to Chicago. It feels phenomenal. and everything. Never. I like my balls hanging. Your dick. It's like, it's not. If they could press the hard steel cup right in your solar plexus, that sucks, dude.

1:46:08 I'm telling you I took one I am wide fuck awake I think he drank four of these during the podcast His fucking crazy beard. He's on natural coffee beans. He's such a vibrant guy. I'm just trying to eat my pizza. He's nasty with it, man. Oh. It's a takedown, son. Dude, you know who I wouldn't mind seeing? Hopefully he's doing it. Look at this shit. He's not.

1:48:43 He had to let go. It's true. Sunday. Yeah. How he took it in the last minute. Now he's going up to 55, but no one gives a shit because he actually did 170 and tapped He did same day weigh in 145 Without a doubt, the greatest It's so perfect because it's very exciting up until the final part because everybody's They actually get the choice. Even more effective.

1:51:26 when they were going I wish he was more than you? That's right. As soon as you started grappling with Cruikshank, just shut all that down. Oh, shit, look at this. He keeps spinning. Very good defense. Ben's confident. I mean, just because he doesn't get stunned and he doesn't get brain damage from that, I'll tell you right now, if you choke, you're still good after.

1:53:43 Get taken down, son. He has some cheeks on him. Boston, though, lost the position. Oh my god Google that Cruxshake stuff Okay Solo and some other name. In the future, there's Well, there's been memes that make a sucking dick left and right, but that's just pictures Yeah. David Spade sucking Chris Farley's dick you won't be able to see through them.

1:56:17 You just have to have shit set up. You ever seen that magic leap technology they're working on? Is she holding something? Like, look at that. or any technology like this. Pretty smart. That didn't make Ted. Yeah. Never seen it before. Maybe they want to get... Ben's mom's Korean. How's the interpreter going to actually interpret this? Why do you? bus and roll a a man a minute bounce

2:01:20 I think he said butt, right? People might boo him if he did that boo. Sing it for me. Dude, at these live shows, they ask us to sing it. Yeah, Wednesday night. Yeah. What are you guys doing for Boston? for sure come with us I'm already booked their schedule like as they'll announce it I can get the comedy I like comedy clubs, though. Dude, it's happening.

2:03:56 Someone's got to tell him. like a tattoo tiger in my belly it's too much it's too much and why why a tiger on the stomach I'm not kidding. They're both hot as fuck. That's kind of cool. That's like some cleansing heroin recovery shit. Like, at least we were looking at each other. You're not ready for yeah, you're not. Any one thing can kill your boner.

2:05:56 Shit, man, for Ben, though. Bunch of chicks with skirts on. It's just the way they operate. Can't pay attention to the news. Do they have them on YouTube videos? You used that twice. She's so fine. Yeah. Look at her ass in the right hand, the last frame. Isn't that funny that a girl's totally allowed sticker ass cheeks out like that Dude, she's my girl. She's walking around like that all the time.

2:08:26 Bro, Siv. What? Who the fuck is that guy? It makes our weather girls look like fucking shit. Yeah, we don't want to see your lame ass. Yeah, that booties compilation Al Roker. It's so stupid. You find a hotter weather girl and come talk to me. But there are that's one of the most hilarious things about guys online She needs to stay off her. That ought to be devastating.

2:11:50 you think you're a the best muffler on planet then all of a sudden it's like nah you're just those mining jobs like in al Alberta, they make good money. He's got a problem. She's all over ESPN and all these different sports shows. But the amount of positive publicity she got out of that. And she fights Cyborg at 140. where it was like this perfect storm.

2:14:29 I mean, she was like a forms champion, Cynthia Rothrock. That would be a crazy fight if Gina Carano came back. John Jones. John Jones is the biggest. If he beats Conor, he'll be on another level. They're like, oh, UFC, just the hype train, blah, blah, blah. blasting Poirier out in the first round. You could speculate all day, but the best is Eddie Bravo, and Ben?

2:16:42 that night before the fight, She was a goon. He gooned him. Who bought that choke? I'm like a purple belt with that thing. It's easy to save it. Yeah. Who else fucking did that? But that's a super, whatever. It's a great term. those stacks of paper, if he did get KO'd, can you imagine if Manny Pacquiao landed a here. You felt bad for him because he's a good person.

2:19:21 she is getting kind of memed on No way. Brock was? This rematch, the rematch with Holly Holm will probably break records. again after the Juan Manuel Marquez fight, Right. Someone in her corner should say, take a year off. buy a ranch. Definitely rent Iowa. You don't have to. Run it during the day. Rousey. It's better than ever now. Hey, this is not real.

2:22:23 One hour sleep. God damn it, Eddie. It's the movie over. It only works if there's a comeback Do they just write that part She's got the That's not gonna happen Here's a look We saw how it played out. Agreed. Yes. He goes, hey, man, heard the fight was fixed. Because that's how we want this to go down. Okay. to think that i'm like no it's fucking insane it's not crazy it's just stupid as fuck stupid as fuck

2:25:53 Just shut the fuck up. No, I'm just kidding. That was a perfect of some real shit. Yeah, some real shit. This ain't a movie. and her life now, boy, she's on Who was it? And then Holly Holm said, that's cool. The way she did it, where Ronda was like stumbling back and she didn't even see it coming. How can anybody say that? Cro Cop and Gonzaga. The reason it's so big, we've never seen someone of that caliber knock the fuck out like that.

2:28:21 Then you're like, what the fuck? And then when you consider the fact that she got lit up Holly ducks under, looks like a ghost. She had her on the ground for a bit. She had her on the ground for a bit. Obviously, her nose is bleeding. Those didn't help. You're gonna get me frustrated. She called it all. Yeah, she really did. You know, I think multiple times.

2:30:44 She had just finished Sarah McMahon. But we're all wrong. Her previous fights, I was like, I don't really see it. Compare her to Alexis Davis. She showed exactly what she was going to do the entire time. Like the fucking Matrix. Because you have to know that you've got to have all your ducks in order and you have to know that you've got to be able to do everything.

2:32:24 I was going to say, I was about to say. Right. has to fight with. It's this hole that she's had Especially in the UFC. They're going to murk you out. Pretty crazy to watch such a shift, like a changing, not just a changing of the guards, Neil Magny. Brendan had a good point about her knees, though. from judo judo's gnarly, man, in the gi. 34, so you gotta think, like,

2:35:27 30, you're taking the back of the shed. And their scramblers are hard like Michael Vick. You know what I'm saying? What happens to women's MMA? Would never happen. First of all, look. She might be able to develop those because she's real young and she's only been fighting for a short amount of time. I would love it. No, you're crazy. versus Holly Holm

2:37:30 Yeah, but it's a main event, I disagree. The media's gonna find out and just, I mean, because if you have Cyborg, listen, Cyborg me, Matt, you, Oh my god. Her and Paige Van Zandt. It was a different kind of force. And then she's your champ. Mike Tyson, bitches. Shaboom! I wish, man. I think she does. Yeah, but Chris Weidman didn't knock out Ronda Rousey.

2:40:27 Like a really brash, aggressive. Yes. Yeah. I want to see those pictures of him at 190, man. Weidman is such a freak. My record against my brother, I was one out of 3,000. Because you're so tight now And his brother One's one of the best players No, no, we're great He's a blue belt. He's coming. Wow, how rude. Brother and sister fart battles Politics And what but he was into politics and whatnot.

2:43:50 But I definitely have my older brother. You know do karate and then try damn spinning back kicks on me and fucking random He fucking died and shit. Isn't that interesting how that works like that? They seem like they're like- Yeah, you wish, Blamey. You're the same nog It's a TJ Dillashaw fight with Huge. That's a fucking crazy fight. We know he's a big underdog.

2:46:07 looks sensational in the Barauri match. Detroit superstar. I love watching Detroit's Crookshank. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Fox Sports 1. Holy shit. That's a great card, man. Is it? This was like last minute. hits. It's on Sunday, too. Might be like Uriah. in the rematch. It's going to be interesting to see who's got better footwork and movement.

2:48:19 I know, right? EBI's here? It's going to be nuts. Yeah, it's crazy. It's kind of hard to have a bad show. everyone's fucking he's gotta get through Ruben Alvarez Man, and then Kim Terra, Kyle Terra's brother's in it. pay-per-view where we're we're giving out 20 uh last show eddie cummings won it and he got And when these fights go to a draw, Good for you.

2:51:10 Damn, son. We're going to go to Rio, have trials. I like how you said that. Hijo de la frenada. Fucking googly boogly. Be there. Keep jacking his shirts. See you soon.