Joe Rogan Experience #20160221 — Fight Companion - February 21, 2016 Transcript

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0:00 And we're live! No, this podcast is mostly bullshitting. This is an honor to be here. Yeah, this stuff's good. homeboy the Brazilian cat Oh, that guy It was his second stint That guy took some horrible beatings. I mean, he fought at 185, maybe Yeah, like after the Weidmanman fight he had super depression issues from the loss. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean the nice guy on earth

2:51 Horrible. Yeah, that's a big part of head trauma is depression. And one of my buddies, He's such a nice guy. 50 feet above the ground, upside down with a Yeah. Don't fucking knock it. Did you really? Park City, Utah. I love it there. Ooh, I didn't get hurt. And you're managing all this stuff as you're going down. That's fucking good. I miss it. Look how fucking small I am.

6:07 you're one of those guys two collarbone breaks and I would just I'm like, fuck you. I've never even heard of a guy getting his collarbone broken like that. Okay. guy punches like a bitch. Generally people's life well Eddie Bravo, and I had the worst guy ever. Yeah. You just want to hit him with a frying pan. It hurts. thumbs just stop is this james kra, okay. He's good, dude.

9:02 Oh, Lineker? Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Nope, not malaria. Look it up. This guy's a tank, though. Damn, that sucks for Cody. I don't know anything about his striking. saying this shit because I played basketball in high school Extra little fact, By far the hottest girl to ever grace a gi. if you date her. You've got to think about that shit.

11:21 Hoist Gracie. Even though there was some That wasn't... You're just saying that K-4, maybe K-5. Because if you go back to Ken that fought Fujita, Ken had some fucking legit leg kicks. Maybe. So what you do is you like paw with the hands and you that would make you hesitant But he clinches up and trips. Nope. Was it the round? Fuck, man. Fuck that. There's no way he trained.

14:08 You don't do that in the backyards. I agree. A low-level college wrestler It was like, let's just take this to the ground. I got done. Yeah, that's my friend Billy Corbin. He's great. Yeah, I mean, he was fighting. And I think his last opponent, whoever was talking about it on the broadcast, was talking about the record of his last opponent. You come out, you have Tyson commentating and he's drunk.

16:32 trauma like that catches up, I hope I'm like that. He's ruthless. And Phil Davis. They should stop. Hey, man, let's not do that. But if you have MMA live, oh, Kraus got it again. oh, look, Kraus hits an armbar. Kraus is Yeah, Ryzen didn't mean shit. You get used to it. Okay, so vanderlei finally can make some money the dude hasn't been able to make any money. It's all over a year I think it's like 17 months The dude hasn't been able to make any money in over a year. I think it's

19:00 You can't just deny him a They fucking suspend him for three years. It doesn't matter. But doesn't matter. He's only got a few fights left. Yeah, but Ryzen ain't going to be around, son. No one talks about it. His last fight was Rizin. Yeah, his first fight was NFC. So by violating it, It's in August, right? Correct. Two years is what you're supposed to get, because that's what you would have got if

21:26 then he's two years, You son of a bitch. No. why three years? Why not two? How about With a rock But you know, the reason Justin wants to fight is because it's such a big fight, so he can build wells in fucking Africa. It might not be his last fight. Well, no. I'm just saying. It should be his last fight. No, no. It's a good story. Especially Kimbo's last fight. Let's figure this out. It might not be his last fight. Well, no. I'm just

22:59 hey, Justin. They sat Justin down like, I mean, it's Roy Nelson. So whoever got that first crack at him, he was probably going to get fucked up. Justin was supposed to fight him. Let's do it. There's no wells. How much does that watch cost? Bought myself a Rolex, son. Yeah, girls get push gifts. Nope. He's got one or the other. I think the toughest matchup possible in the UFC for McGregor is Dos Anjos.

25:24 I'm like, well, if he does knock out Dos Anjos, I was like, wow. You think he's just going to move around a while? He fucks everybody up at 170. He's got the Bruce Leroy growth. Not tonight, bro. that no one knows how to fuck with. Valtellini was the first guy exposed. But everybody else gets 360 wheel kicked in the head. Fuck off. There you go. That's why I mentioned it.

27:54 It might have happened. too smart to fall into his traps. That is a giant one, dude. I have no idea. I knew that about you. Look legit. It's good, dude. Connor Wonderboy. I'm 100% sure about that. 55 and 70. Dos Anjos is a beast. Dos Anjos is a gap closer. And there's no hesitation in his game. Everything is plyometric drills. matchup for Conor. Now, he beats him.

31:01 This is a discussion. This is a legit question. But that's what pound for pound is. Rumble. I disagree. he's number two he know, right? If Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson is the best guy right now, He doesn't get hit by the best guys in the world. my pound for pound number one. He didn't even lose as a loss. you're on. We haven't seen John Not really.

33:22 No, he had work to do. That's a massive He was a dream heavyweight champion. he's right up there with one of the most accomplished mixed martial arts athletes ever. Stop it. But yet Ronda's the- 135. in boxing, it's the same thing. He was a bad motherfucker. People just don't buy into it, right? you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Doesn't give a fuck.

35:53 You know, he's been in a lot of fights, But when he was on fire, like when he was at his best, And I never trained with him, and he was a I think he was fighting Australia on like a two-week notice. He's a tough motherfucker, man. Yeah, like Eddie's style is like your style was based a lot on when you didn't lift weights. Yeah. If you're trained for an MMA fight, how often did you have to spar guys that were, like, way heavier than you?

37:55 What are you saying by manicure? Rampage has been around forever. That's the advantage of being small. My school's filled with small guys. I think maybe we want to watch bigger guys because bigger guys hit harder and bigger generally more technical and It's just not fair. It's like when you watch Rumble put someone in orbit. Is there anybody like that?

40:27 That's what the... Yes. Yeah, but to build them up. Something Phoenix or Mexico. It's weird how many Pacquiao. Carbajal was a Phoenix guy right didn't have a gigantic following in Phoenix That motherfucker didn't lose in nine years, and they had to sell him to us against Conor. Conor's got it all. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. That was nasty. fucking tough and that was one of the things i was gonna say man if it wasn't for like in your

42:57 Because, like, in the second round, I think, is when he hit you with some fucking vicious body shots. How hard does that motherfucker hit? So we both kind of a weird tolerance to pain. When Francisco Rivera just decided to stand and bang with him. But I never thought he would do that. all of a sudden like, you crack him fight, you know? Dude, Lineker.

44:51 That's a fucking barn burner. Oh, yeah. Like, you survived. Well, man, you know what? Damn, 26 seconds. It's fucked up. Is it? I probably shouldn't say anything. you How's your shoulder brother? It's fucked up So they redid the whole thing did you fucking tap dance on my shoulder like what the fuck And I'm like, fucking, that'll hurt. Did you get it checked out yet?

47:21 I've had three surgeries on this hand, two breaks. Three and four, four and five. I don't know that might be his mom Sister? The MMA community is so connected I didn't make fun of anyone anyways. His hate comes from he got so much hype He's beautiful. here's your contract. It was like, fuck yeah. It's not my fault I'm shredded. He's beautiful. Well, it's a natural reaction.

49:37 Worse than a regular athlete's body. after the fight, he gets guys in that position When you see that and you stay in sub positions where you don't get the ultimate squeeze, He didn't even try to pass. I mean, you're already inflamed and fucked up. I mean, is it even measurable? That can't last. You know what I said when I did the countdown show? Habib's body, whether he's healthy.

52:01 But that's not going to faze Tony. Symmetrical wrestler Wild ass Grammy roll He gets you on top and he beats the fuck out of you and holds you in place. He ragdolled the world champ. He ragdolled him. You're going for a ride. Technical as fuck. That changes everything when you come back from that. But as soon as they get hurt in the pros, while someone's driving towards you.

54:16 And it's also not a coincidence Kane has some motherfucking miles. I was going to call him a Prius, but he's not a Prius. He's a Tesla. He's a muscle car. No, he's the new Tesla Yeah he's a Tesla I was gonna call him a Prius But he's not a Prius With a surfboard rack on top In that division But he's got a good balance between being strong and being long.

55:30 Yes, he's the master. DC's face was like, ah, fuck, son. Why? Because on Instagram he's Yeah. I don't know. A legend. Gilbert took him down, It was the first time, I think, in Strikeforce I don't know. Oh, game changer. It's way better than punching you, right? Dude, the heavyweights have some fucking fights. Hey, terrible idea, fellas. Do you like each guy?

58:21 You're all kind of a crew. It'd be brilliant. Overeem would probably Yeah When we trained together They've trained together way longer. done. It really looks like it's fake. I can't get into I watch one of the first two same thing for me You know what's a great documentary that I just I almost didn't watch it because of Cartel Land. So all the civilians, he joins them.

1:01:22 Just sucking his dick. Listen, listen. He's fighting cartels, right? I'm just saying he had a side piece. They show his wife and kids the whole time. Did you see it? It's about a guy. So the dick sucks Eddie I was just about to ask that. Everyone laughed. No, they thought Kimbo was going to knock him out in the first round. Well, I don't think they thought that was going to be as bad as it was. No, they thought Kimbo was going to knock him out in the first round.

1:03:41 Yeah, they're two really high-level fighters. He's just not very good. or a real trainer. he's doing it. I just wonder. I think he gets fucking wrecked. Maybe he just Brendan Shaw course this dude If he gets on top, he has very solid passing. This guy is hard to take down. on him right there. He can flip them over easy. You pray for those positions right there.

1:06:24 But some referees will warn you if you get too close to the spine. You're going in this motion instead of this motion. Who's jerking off like that? During the actual process During the climax part You've seen the fucking I don't understand that. They hang them like fish. Do you think that maybe they feel pain in a There's no way. They like to get spanked.

1:08:27 A little bit. that way, you'd be like, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck are you doing? There's not going to be any of that right away. Full De La Hoya. It's not going to be nip that right in the bud. Full Delahoya. How about the girls that like to scratch? Yeah, that's what hickeys are. You come to school, wow, you just got a hickey. People don't do that shit anymore.

1:09:57 Gotta wear turtlenecks. Get out of here, son. No. No, he's only 29? No. I'll say 37. 37. 37. 39. He'd been fighting for a long time, too. A long, long time. off. Boom, son. Yeah, but you were in the wheelhouse. Yeah, whatever. 39. If it goes like this all three rounds, a dude. So we didn't consider that a takedown He's in the shot. Look, Bermudez is controlling that right arm with that wrap.

1:12:15 Ready for that TKO, son? Who do you give that to? The first round Calajari. He had his arm tied up like this. No, that's not going to happen. Did Kawajiri beat Gomi? I don't know if that's Sakurai. controlling that right wrist, he was able to land so many hard shots. So when you think about that, like just the impact of that as he goes back to his round,

1:13:58 I'm good. Let's celebrate. Joe? Don't let Cowboy get into rhythm because he's going to fuck you up. I'm going to fuck who you are. Even though I'm a dad now. This is probably bad gonna last? I have a penis, so I can drink it. Hopefully. If those fucking morons can do it, I'm going to be fine. that's huge. That's not a long time for your legacy, dude.

1:16:20 A ton of moms. because they become way more considerate and they start looking at the world differently. It's going to make you even more awesome. When you live your life, now all of a sudden there's someone that stupid in my face and it puts it together to you in a way that it never did before. and you go, oh, well, you That's so stupid. It's going to be him versus Hillary.

1:18:46 that's like a very small state in the New England area. the financial district, just looking at So having a guy like him come along, a lot of people, I'm just saying, super interesting. I don't want that bullshit. He's going to this protest. Maybe I'd be right back. It's the best I knew you were going to say that. For real. That's the real problem.

1:21:11 Some homeless guy in a goat. Because especially for conspiracy theorist type, it's called How Big Oil Conquered the They own everything. Yeah, I've heard I can't wait wait. Same guy who did Trophy Kids. It does really good stuff. Oh, I know. They film her going? I was in a weird space because her whole family's there, You guys want coffee? She's like, yes.

1:23:51 I watched one episode. to the next Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? It's fucking nuts, man. It's done if the world economy collapses and then it's fucking zombies come out and all that shit nothing changes in Liberia human flesh on the corner all that stuff, and then you're in this cushy home in L.A. It wouldn't even take that long. He's like, oh, keep talking, motherfucker.

1:26:19 I don't think, did Vikings cannibalize? And he was all good at the Super Bowl party? In his opinion, he said, best wrestler in college history. That's what Chuck Liddell said he was the best In his opinion he said And I've seen him once a year What a freak, though. you'll be unfucking stoppable jacked he was the first guy that flatline cro-cop He was talking about being in a hotel elevator with him the day before they fought.

1:28:17 take it down you know like he was trying to figure out what it is so he said and I wonder if they were interested in doing that. I don't think you are at all. And the reason he shot himself in the chest, Holy. They said from so many concussions, his getaway was the ocean. Then he'd go home. but he's one of the legends with all these fights who find pride, UFC,

1:30:22 It's important to think about. Wow the guy was only like Heart failure weren't that famous, like Jimmy Bain, the bass player for It's kind of worth it, isn't it? And then died a horrible vanilla ice type death in the 90s and shit. Tours. They had... Finally, they're putting together. could hold it oh shit here we go cody and takingo yeah i could totally hold it if i wanted to

1:32:53 It's just super pliable. I am Wrath. as Shapiro is the shit. but nothing happens. Then Cuba Gooding Jr. looks nothing like OJ. they couldn't get him because he's too big in the movies I mean he's James Bond now but someone of He's already done in Tropic Thunder and he's so good. Dude, come on That's like one of the greatest internet memes of all time. Ever. That may be

1:35:16 tree and don't let me talk you into letting me out. Swallow the gravy. Dude, booty juice. It was amazing. Everybody was a douchebag. Where Jack Black Ben Stiller Augusto Mendes, 142. What is the... I thought it was Tree Stump I'm telling you I'm guessing She's like I I made this up. And Cody, who is a murderous puncher. Five and O. Cody's got a nice tough tuck.

1:38:31 He's going to get countered. Well, I wonder how good his wrestling is. All his greatest work has been done with the gi, they said he sets the standard as far as intensity. Hey. And he has wings on his stomach. Yeah. Right. Jump to half guard. on your back. If you got sweeps. He's definitely outgunned by Cody, but he's moving well. He's not running in a straight line with his hands down.

1:41:14 where you're beating the best guys in the world, They're so cerebral. like those motherfuckers, when they bring that same mindset You got that good at something. I hate that shit. That was over, dude. I felt like Cody. We want to see a little. Look, he's out there. Okay, it's a little suspect. You're not supposed to do that. at him and that was the only way he could do it.

1:43:47 Those couple seconds sometimes is all you need to get enough clarity to grab a leg But whether Mario that the fans want His first fight in UFC, Well, no, I'm saying if there's a loser in the fight, it's Mario. All right. It's fun to argue. With the head trauma, and I see how it affects friends, I love the exceptions, though. Maybe he's not the same.

1:45:51 That's the majority. You're going to get way more fights out of him. Come on, start a prevention fund. If they could do all this different stuff to make your muscle tissue repair, and they Fuck this place. They're just going to act, act, act, act, act. They're just going to continue to run the world. Mars attacking forever. Yeah. Boy, he undercommitted to that kick.

1:48:30 Well, I'm going to take a piss on that. than Ariane's job. God, And I, Bullshit. He's a fucking juicer. Alex Trebek. You can't have that in the Olympics anymore. Yeah, I took it for an extended period of time. But then because it's a prescription drug, I got diagnosed as un-awesome. Silicon. Of Silicon Valley I'll get you a prescription I have prescriptions for it

1:51:32 Cheater. That would be the time to take it. See, I think Modafinil is really good I'm gonna fucking dazzle this bitch with science. All she has to do is go into her phone I don't know what he's doing. Can you imagine if they put acid in beer? Mars attacks like top 200 Let's hear the studies. Hold on. Is there is there a dragon in it? Yes, I'm not gonna watch

1:54:04 Come on. Listen here Santa Claus. I can't even get in a conversation with someone that doesn't believe in dragons. You know what I mean? Speaking of, it's supposed to be factual. Yes, it's based on reality, and it's Vikings. That was a bad time when someone... Making arrows. I was too serious about that shit. what if the guys that got sent over here

1:56:02 Because you're supposed to blow yourself up a week ago. They get angry phone calls. The idea was you're never going to see they send them to Minnesota or some shit. Minnesota. Yeah, you send them to Miami. They're like looking for the you know like hypnotistic for the dumbest motherfuckers to hypnotize He's got to be like, dude, I'll go to 12 bitches in one night.

1:58:03 If that was real, if you could prove that shit, if you Boom. You could go forever. Yeah, but what So you only want to fuck them for the first 40 years. You're sitting there. They knew 50 wouldn't be enough. the car breaks down and the fucking transmission They talked them into it No now you are You said on your bit Did you have some That was right after 9-11.

2:00:38 blowing themselves up. A movie. You got Tim Kennedy's number. Very good jujitsu. Derek Brunson is a stud. He just needs a breakout fight. He hit Yoel Romero with that switch kick off the left leg. Kept taking him down. He's a stud. Derek Brunson is a stud. Has anybody been watching Paul Daly in Bellator? He was fun to watch, right? What was he saying?

2:02:16 He should have apologized. PR like a motherfucker. I disrespect the sport. with Condit, So exciting. So exciting. He's terrifying. He's stuck with it. You know, it's like— Derek's got a nasty left kick, too. Oh, shit. What do you have to do How do you get the referee He never went limp there either. He could have moved. I don't know how many punches he just threw.

2:04:47 the fence. he needs a breakout fight. I agree. I mean, Damn, what if it fell on his head? Oh, my God. Yeah, Paul Williams was awesome, but what I was going to say is motorcycle accident. Damn. He's fighting 170. What's going on with that? No, my boy Woodley does now. We're not talking about what got you to there. That's what Yoel Romero is. You're talking pound for pound bodies right now?

2:07:15 Get out of my face. I mean, we're talking about best bodies, though. in the fuck? You know what I mean? to the moon. Alright, let's say I'm still picking Woodley or It's up for... Just remember what I just said. I have my phone out I thought you were saying 265 Best body in MMA. I think you guys are Big country Roy Nelson somehow should have taken advantage.

2:10:27 We did the Ultimate Fire together. He's like, it's Roy, man. He had his wife doing his management. What is a Duralast? He could have the Larry the Camper Guy shtick. No, no, no. Oh, they definitely do. I have plenty to do Just the first one. His family doesn't want to admit it. Okay. You mean that I stopped watching at the right part because I don't remember.

2:12:50 Yes. really, psychology. still keep them the maybe was just what tournaments that I was watching they And they just keep catching the same fucking fish? I was going to say, no one gives a fuck No Can you imagine If you were catching Squirrels with hooks I was gonna say Where you threw bones And you try to get If Disney made a movie about a bass, a cute bass.

2:14:27 They'd break into restaurants and seafood places, and they would free the lobsters and Breed them in your house. No, I don't know. You release them in a lake, and they're an invasive species. A snakehead. They're dinosaurs. Oh, my, they're monsters. This is, um, Oh, they're not dangerous? They're usually solitary in the States, but in the Congo, they fucking swarm you.

2:16:52 Spiders do. Maybe I'm saying the wrong name. They're walking until they find another another lake well unless they're eating people a beak that's about You don't get a sense of perspective in this photo. Exactly. That's the same documentary. fat ass duck. I think they only weigh like 50 or 60 pounds. See if you can find another better. Cowboy, cowboy.

2:19:28 He didn't get the same nerves Yeah he looks super relaxed That's funny. I want to see a good fighter get a real camp. A guy that's going to come forward on Cerrone. This is going to be fun. Look how relaxed he is. Cejuta bunda. All I know is bunda. I've seen that. Oh, my God. It was like eight years ago. But when she was ramming that nose into that asshole, that ain't for me.

2:21:46 Somewhere where it's hot. Oh, they're singing, too. Oh, shit. Is he wearing some religious outfit? No, no, no. He screams. You know what I mean? and start kicking him What is it? They did exactly what we came fighting thing. That's so crazy. What is it? They did that one too. It was that big I don't know if they ripped us off. been that they came up with on their own or it could have been like these guys

2:24:53 I'm not going to sue nobody or nothing. already done the sketch, and then someone ripping off the sketch. How do you think Donald's going to fight at 170? How's he going to respond? Donald looks thick. I mean, it's not crazy shredded. How would you rate him? Who's the leanest guy ever that fought in MMA? Come on. Oh! Physical strength. I mean, Donald, I'm so used

2:27:32 That looked like a hoist Gracie knee. Come on, Jerome. Yeah. Took a big, deep breath right there. Oh, shit. Right there, it could be over. It could be over just right with that. With that go. Cowboys jiu-jitsu is very underrated, man. Now we're going to find out. He's a motherfucker. Right there, it could be over. it's so hard to find out what he'd been doing before he got that call.

2:29:09 Yeah, Cowboy! Oh, my goodness. I'm telling you, his jiu-jitsu's underrated. I think if he fought the topper echelon guys. He did get thrown around, but I think he could fix that. He's not strong enough. Strong. Because Alex tried to get open. He did it all. He tapped quick. That was no fight. Cowboy's such a star. It's a no loss for him. as an analyst.

2:31:17 They never even asked me. We'll see. I would love to do it. It's tough. It's a tough rotation, Joe, to get in there. I don't know it's tough it's a tough rotation Joe to get in there yeah you guys get in Creepy MMA. I agree. You know? You know, Big Brown's been through the hoops. And I guess I'm too lazy on my own. You can do it. Unless you've got another idea. You want to, I mean, if Boy McCartney. Unless you got another idea.

2:33:44 We've talked about everything from fucking genetics to rocket travel Vaccines, a killer or an aide? So I understand. You're like, change the topic. Who is he supposed to fight? Well, yeah. They have a list on the USADA page where you should go. life but you haven't been tested under the USADA and they're like hey where are you What if you had like tickets to the most awesome show

2:36:28 I know. He's like, where are you at? Bunch of squares, man. dad look I think it's good if it was up to you The reason why steroids are awesome is because they work really good at changing your body and making you perform better. or 30 years from now, where they're going to have some undeniable shit that everybody's taking. Because now they're going to have stuff that makes you...

2:39:00 Joe, you're going to be 110. They're talking about, within our lifetime, some groundbreaking, life-changing shit in life extension and how long you can live and how healthy you can be. How much is that shit going to cost before it goes to the masses? I was joking. That's good news. you know there's a thing about mean they these guys are going to keep innovating.

2:41:45 Yeah, that's the day with me. Oh my really really intervenes stem cell and then spot injection. What do they get the stem? Nothing? I had torn all four of those parts, you know? Yeah, just the whole chain. That's incredible. That was fun. That's what happened? And they just right there hooked me up with IVs. Nobody knew. He was right in the middle of EBI 5 training camp.

2:44:51 No, I didn't say who it was. If you think there was a spider bite on you, on your leg or your arm or a pimple that just got infected, run to the hospital. What spider would do that? he was in the hospital for a week he was in the hospital for a week they had a suction machine I think he might have broken his arm. But you've got to give credit where credit's deserved.

2:47:06 shamrock six hammer fits in the side of the face i just i think first of all ken needs a fucking I think Ken reverts to pro wrestling or something. Wow, yeah. I'm not saying that happened, but that's an option. Definitely goes right to the nuts and the way he's adjusting it that sounds to me like you didn't have a good cup Those nuts hang low. They were hanging on the outside.

2:49:09 Okay, so that was an odd. The brain's like, ah, fuck. because it's kind of a crazy... The delay The takedown's good. The knee is before. Look how long it takes. I'm starting to look at things differently now. That was it There should be a rematch then. Against 50 year olds fighting you you guys have something against that what's wrong? I don't enjoy it

2:51:34 I don't see 55-year-olds fight, man. No, me neither, bro. Like, I don't see Larry Bird. But Tyrone Woodley, what a strong beard game. And the way the UFC works, I think Woodley's still getting the title shot. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah. Everything else. He's the greatest ever. Yes, he was one of the greatest ever. Especially since we've already seen Fedor go down and get knocked the fuck out a few times.

2:54:22 Remember that? Yeah. versus Paige Van Zandt right there. Yes. Son of a bitch. That's an interesting fight, though, at this point in Anderson's life. Look, Anderson had a hard time pulling the trigger against Nick Diaz. You know what the X factor is here? You know, another factor could be he's fighting in England. No, but in England, man, I've called his fights in Manchester.

2:56:28 Dude, he's fought everybody. When he fights, he says the best shit. His cardio is resting heart rates. He doesn't have any knockout like Kung Lee from a barrage of shots. No. He's a fucking animal. That kick. and I'm fucking attacking that right eye. You know, like, But, like, let me check Rockhold out. Is that what that said? like it starts spinning. Like, why don't you stick around?

2:59:29 Barefoot here something do you ever suggestions Very entertaining. It's not smart to go with shoes all the time. 500 pounds on a guy. You take the shoes off out. How gangster is he then that he did it with Dean Lister? I mean, he did. Anybody can get submitted. No, he shot in. under like he's fucking rothwell's huge yeah is he, he's calling it a go-go choke, right?

3:01:44 Krohn's really good at that. It's fucking nasty, though. Super nasty. Gets a hold of your neck, man. Remember when Ben fought tim elliott and he had to tap with his feet That's That's a professional thing. oh, that guy knows what he's doing. Oh, is there a video just clamping down i was like oh, ooh, this is a high-level classic shit you see in What happens?

3:05:09 Three hours was a big issue with YouTube or Ustream, but now we're on YouTube. Yep, he just decided like his his benefit or his his pro on his corner is the power Yeah, yeah. A gang of them. You want one another? You made a Little Brown, Big Brown. Kimbo had to find that out the hard way. of Kimbo thinking what was the quote Me too. Just a good family dude.

3:07:15 Open this, bitch. Nah, you get embarrassed. It's over here. Dude, I just feel like at this point in time when you got guys like Will Brooks, when you Kimbo's a draw though, man. That's a circus act Unless there's like these crazy numbers I have no problem with that. I should be wearing that shirt. Why won't you hire, Daddy? You know? Ken Shamrock. And we do it in like Oklahoma

3:09:44 That's exactly what I was going to say. He's not the best sign. Damn. I just said how stupid he is. I love Hoist. I'm a fan of Magni. How long is the suspension? Look at this fucking. Oh, my God. That is the thickest torso I've ever seen in my life. God damn. White boy got hands. And he kissed the ground. Donald. Extra money. Finish it. For maiming. Career ender.

3:12:26 No, no, no. Is this a conspiracy? with those two gals. Oh, shit. Split decision. Wait, that was the ref. Sounds like the other girl won. Showed her getting her ass kicked. I'll watch one clip They want to go right to the money generator. I like Ashley. And she's BFF with Carla. I don't know yet. She got her fucking ass kicked. It's a mixture of all of it.

3:15:18 Smack! Oh my God. It's on a ghetto box. I think everyone, when they saw Yonah, just fucking, And that's another girl I've known for a long time. She's a motherfucker. It got to the point where You mad if you loved her it's like kickboxer in Alaska Oh, you let her. You know who did that in Glory? Well, that division is just... You think so? Yep. You guys can call me a hater. That glass half empty. A lot of people do. It was close. It's very close. I bet you this next one isn't. You think so?

3:18:02 Kloj is a beast, man. Super beast. She always looks the same after every fight. That's her style, bro. No, she makes it up. Oh, me and Jamie stayed up all night. Yeah, turn it up. You know, like you see people sitting there watching a commercial. Now what does Mystic Mac have to say about 2016? God damn. I work out with him They're all David August?

3:20:21 You have it in your locker room now? Luckily, I used to work in the fashion industry, so I know what the fuck I'm buying. Built like a fucking brick shithouse, man. I love a suit. I had to have like three or four suits when I commentated for King of the Cage and Pride. Well, remember when Mark Kerr submitted him with a chin in the eyeball? He fought.

3:22:02 He might have one of the best bodies. Look at Mark Kerr in that picture. Because I would say no. But the thing is, no one can sustain that level of juice for more than a few years. If you haven't seen it, folks, pause this podcast. right when he was is a guy who was He was doing drugs And all kinds of shit. How do you think this guy, a guy like Woodley, feels?

3:24:05 How do you think Conor? What could Conor do to that guy? 100%. But if he got a hold of him, he would throw him on his head Yeah, she's going to turn into a totally different kind of fight. No, she knocked out Misha, then she hurt her knee, and then she had that Amanda Nunes fight. Well, not just that. And did she fight after that since then? Stop. Then they go to regular sports.

3:26:54 Those abs were CGI. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? I can't get in a NASCAR, though. They go around the track 500 times. It just does nothing for me. These cars must be so fun to drive Yeah I bet they're really fun Oh my god Let me guess Used to Or MotoGP. It's amazing. You're getting fucked up. Watch what she did. she pulled it out. Dude, she recovered. What a recovery. Finished dead last. How often

3:29:11 she, But there's got to be a way to turn. Well, that's the same thing. on the top, Chevrolet on the bottom. What does that tell you? in the world last year. And also Well, they have a new one. With the launch button. Because it's all-wheel drive. Have you seen that thing? Get the new one. 0-60 in one second? It's faster than a motorcycle. And it has the most downforce of any production car.

3:32:03 I don't like that giant fin on the back. That's the only thing that keeps you on the road, bro. Yeah, I'm going to. You guys are driving these things around and they're just, That thing is so fast. to a store and buy We're talking about something that loses track time by like a tenth of a second. Can you get it without the stripes? I feel like I want to get rid of my Porsche and get one of those.

3:33:12 I've got to get a warehouse. I throw money in there every year The new Raptor's badass People get mad The new GT. This is the first generation of Mustangs I've been finally, since, you know, I grew up with my dad having a 64 and a half or 65 convertible with a Boss 302 put in there. Off the charts. You'll let me do my thing, man. It definitely doesn't look as good.

3:35:32 It looks like a girl with a 13-inch waist Pussy the way her Daisy Dukes are wedged up in her vagina. It's elephant armpit They'll try, dudes will load up their pants with a sock. Well, girls do fake wedgies. Imagine smelling the crack of those things after a ride up in that asshole. What? So it looks like your ass is better. Imagine smelling Look at that ass. Oh, I see.

3:37:10 Well, those are flat asses. They've been doing that for like two years now. It's all right. It's a good point. How about that? Wear them to the theater. It's like a form of meditation. La La Lulu pants. Keep going with that shit. They know how to jam those bitches in. Yeah. They need to make La La Lulu's work with holes in them. Lulu Le Mans. As soon as they figured out that, oh, you could basically just have your vagina a slight tug away.

3:39:48 Maybe with underwear. It's science, Eddie. See, see, see, see, see? Did you see Jessica Simpson in the remake? That's Jessica Simpson. Whatever that is. Oh, yeah. As my grandmother would say, she has a lovely figure. Jamie. Don't just click on anyone. Dude, she is a banger. Okay. Oh, she does have a little bit. That's not her? That's her. That's the one from Santa Cruz's not her. That's that swimsuit model. What? Yeah, that's her. That's not her. That's not her?

3:41:54 That's a very, I wouldn't have any problems with that booty. Vida Guerrero. She used to be the booty girl. Yes. You weren't ready for that. It's weird. Look at that ass. The ass has to be natural. You just stick with athletes. I'm out of play. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind, Schraub. Fake is not as good. You can't say that. No need a fake ass. Yeah, that's all real. Yeah, you know what you're out of your mind

3:43:50 Bitches love ice skating. That's a new meme. Ice skate and squat. You take any chick, any flat-ass chick who skipped PE class, But if they go to fucking Colorado, find the Olympic squat team, go do some squats for Right into the ass. Bish. It's called surgery. What is it? Damn. But women especially. And I brought a couple of Playboy. Turns out, makeup on. And she had a great life. How old is she now?

3:46:46 She's a pretty girl. Like it's over. It was after Tommy Lee, but she was dating Marcus Schenkenberg. Dude, 6'5". ever taken without a dick in their mouth. No way. Alan beats him. He looks like too big. You also probably got There you go Yeah She takes care of herself. That shit got me. Dude, Christy Br it. She got that skim cream. That skim cream got me, bro. That shit got me.

3:49:16 No, she's a dime piece, Eddie. Dude, she's 50, Eddie. I used to have a picture of Cindy Crawford, a poster of Cindy Crawford up in my room. Inspiration. You mean you just wanted to fuck her? Didn't work out She was 62 in New York She's probably doing Her skin cream Cindy Crawford skin cream. No. which is really crazy. what do you think it is maybe there's something

3:51:41 that's and the right amount of vitamins. He had his own like he made his own cheese he lived in tears 90s and he was healthy out nonstop. He lived 20 years And he wasn't into anything processed, any bullshit. And apparently it makes a lot of sense. Do they? Well, those videos that he used to make about how to make juices and all these different things.

3:54:05 It's really that simple. You feel good? 194. I got... Ugh, I felt gross. But this diet is different, man, because the idea behind it is that your body starts going into fat-burning mode instead of glucose-burning mode. And yeah, and that crash, you get fucking starving. fat dicks for like the first week i told you who's been doing that diet for literally three or four

3:56:10 I've always liked that guy. Yeah, Natasha. Kyle Kingsbury's a smart dude. I think, for this past year. Got into MMA way, way late. Around the same time as I got it at 24. Let's move on. All of them? That prescribe many It's saying that there might be some debate as to how many you stack, like how many you vaccines shit definitely has existed and but it also percent though it's also you have to deal

3:58:55 Well, what about the CDC study from 2004 that they had to do a study, the CDC, to make sure that the MMR vaccine didn't, there wasn't Verbatim. Is this a YouTube video? Yes. You know what I'm saying? is barbaric. It's archaic. It's not true. It's bullshit. Yeah, we got to switch up the subject. The whole podcast is fucked. Let's wrap this motherfucker up.

4:01:40 Where are you going? Comedy Works. Fighterandthekid.com. Uncle Creepy. The shoulder problem. Let's fire it up still, too. We'll tweet the too much? Shout out to and Jamie some What?