Joe Rogan Experience #20160530 — Fight Companion - May 29, 2016 Transcript

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0:00 Five, four, three, two... I told the dude to make a Kid Keto t-shirt, he fuckin' jumps on that shit. Oh yeah, I've been on it for a while. I'm a keto kid. I'm a keto kid. It's terrifying. Sugar's terrible. They didn't want it to be labeled So they paid, sugar. That's the thing about it. It tastes awesome. There's arguments against that. to worry about. But

2:45 If that shit's true. Yeah, that's including fruit, lactose. Because Mark Sisson was talking about actual gains And he said that there's like a reaction that your body has where it produces more hormones because your body's just had like this brutal workout and your body hasn't had a replenishment. You get more results hormonally than you do if you immediately glycogen load.

4:13 Genetic freaks. That's supposed to be the craze for a long time. versus Paul Felder. That's aggressive. Felder has more tools, I think. down at one point Lombard was unjuiced yeah and Lombard was juiced up and you Man. It's insane. That's the co-main. I think it's more, You know what I'm saying? awesome job. No, no, no. I know you don't know the guys, but this is going to be a great night of fights.

7:49 And Josh returns it. He throws more spinning shit than cowboy does cowboys like straight Muay Thai That was a huge fight. Paul Harris' fucking leg locks. He got wrecked by who? weighed in 20-something pounds Yeah. I've rolled with him a bunch. He's a monster. Berkman gets him on his back. Yes. No, like the fire will be hot as fuck, are really good at it some guys are okay you know who's the best i've ever seen who keith jardine

11:26 That fight with Chuck. Yeah. Boom. You mean for someone's knee? Totally good point. It's a fight. How often does that happen? It's always been legal. But show me the footage of guys getting kicked like that. And Miguel Torres' knee just went fucking sideways. Knockouts, man. You expect concussions. The NFL is a sport. But I can't kick him in the face if he has three points on the ground.

14:32 Yes. basketball-sized playing field, which They say, why not? talking about a fight in a sport you have to have a structure bro no you you stay in bounds this is of fighting. So there's They have plenty of room. And if you hate viewership and money, I want purity. These gloves are stupid. everything taped up and wrapped up underneath unless you're Gunnar Nelson

17:14 by Barbosa with those kicks. It's raw milk cheese, everyone. I have a successful podcast. That's stupid. Silly. I don't know what you smoked before this, but you're crazy. When they'll have to do knees like that step in knee fell to just land that kick to the body fellow just landed I got a question for you. You know, oh, my nose is getting broken too much every time I headbutt.

19:24 They're going to have no gloves. Just like football. And it can spin your head around more. But why can't you tape up your insteps and your shins like they do in Muay Thai fights? And he's taping his ankles up and shit. They don't wear shit. and the back leg kick. upset, hey man, that's just Dude, he's already getting better. He's fighting an animal.

21:56 It's a boyac. It's a French boyac. Talk over each other. If you have headphones on, it's even more rude. It looks like there's something coming out of his forehead. Nobody looked at it and said You got paid on blood. Yeah, you do love man crush. That elbow did it on the bridge of the nose. That's beautiful. But Barboza's just so goddamn fast. He looked good in those other fights, too.

24:42 He'll fucking ride a bull over to Stipe. Rockhold, yeah. Yeah, he's at AK. Well, he won with ground and pound He's ripped too big. Those Holland guys don't give a fuck. There's not a single person who's more of a fan I didn't watch the fight, but, dude, people were calling me up saying, He's another fucking psychopath. They had that horrible grudge match.

27:15 And he was meaner, almost like a turning sidekick. Huh, how interesting. He looked like a better looking Mike Tyson, like a prettier Mike Tyson. And dyed hair. What is it? He said he never got tired. That's Maurice in Roundabout. It's tough to tell. He said the guy never got tired. how muscular he is now that you know a little bit, I'm not even on that.

29:37 There's no way you're going to look like that. Is that college? Mike Tyson was not taking steroids, I don't think. When he was 19? Looking like a grown man. Like, Evander Holyfield could have got first is okay. No, no, no. I wouldn't think about it for health. Yeah, steroid use, sure, but it's the painkillers that are killing everybody. Most of them are still alive.

31:39 predated Schwarzenegger by a little bit, like 10 years or so, maybe more. There's a lot of them that are still around arnold doing But there's no scientific research to back that up. The problem is some people just get brain tumors. You can also look at broad trends. Bluetooth cars. In 26 years, you haven't. It's not ionizing. He had a lot of things wrong. He was on drugs,

34:24 been just a shitty person, too. They were getting human growth hormone in a different way than they gather it now. But they get testosterone and they can get female birth control out of Mexican wild yams. The problem with it now, according to Novitsky, is that they seem to have figured out a way to get it from animals. Yeah. No, as far as who's on what.

36:04 Well, how about my man Tim Means? They tested it and it pisses hot. There's a list in USADA. The letter A is like hundreds and hundreds What they're allowed to do is He buys them all the time. Just rock hard all night. With a new name. They don't go that far. out of windows. Kids tweak they would get hit up by the FDA or whoever was against it, It's not weed, it's that spice.

38:41 Has anybody tried it? Bath salts. You're taking that Barry Bonds, son. Does he buy it in Reckless? Shit. His endocrine system must just be shattered. And he goes, yeah. I'll tell you afterwards. Dude, I've never fucked with Viagra or anything like that. It gave me a headache. It's pretty cool, though. Rhino 7 looks for bitches. Jesus Christ. Not only do they work, it's like they're crazy good.

41:30 and take them. You know, like steroids? if I've ever done that shit because this is a big one Well, Larkin had that fight with Tumanov that could have gone either way. Yeah, he was in the same group as Kimbo. Yeah, he's good at everything. But, you know, father time catches up to everybody. Like last night I was working that Shane Mosley fight, It's just not there anymore.

44:05 Yes. After a while, your body just does not want to perform anymore. and a grappler second? Fuck, people couldn't get him down. Lorenz Larkin is legit. He's really good at it. You look at welterweight, you look at middleweight. No, he would have never got a title shot. I had heard something like that, too. You can't take it. Yeah. Well, I mean, it could have happened.

46:53 in that favor, but not 100%. Ah, fuck. He said, fuck. if there's a title shot now. That looked crazy. No, no, no. I'm plunging my fingers into dry rice from now on. No, he's acting like that. You guys can poke them in the eye. I bet you'd be surprised at both. Obviously, he looks like shit. These guys are going at it, man. Gilbert in the balls and it like

49:23 no it's a different game He looked like he was fighting really smooth and well. And they did nothing. there's a real problem with making a guy go fight Well, that's where it's entertaining a sport, Joe. argument to stop the fight. But if it is... Certain guys And so they're used to open-handing people have complete data, they did find That's interesting, though, to hear that.

51:59 Well, they're not fighting. It is. Masvidal looks okay, but only he knows whether or not he got really compromised with that poke. There you go, Eddie. But I think he never looked the same. I think you disqualify the guy. Let's see if he can get Lorenz to the ground. Look at that. this could be like made those The guy did a great job. I mean, nobody said immediately, ah, you look older.

54:33 Yeah. It's good to have friends like you guys. Yeah, well, Masvidal's real sneaky, but so is Larkin. Look at this. That'll win him the round for sure. But be ready because you're the first guy we go to I don't think you tell anyone. If you listed the alternate, either fighter might have someone pay someone off What you'd have to worry about is some unscrupulous promoter or some character. Tonya Harding, for sure.

56:40 a movie. Yeah, you tell them one in five. you got to take that movie shot. because it's a bird in the hand. backup in case, Speaking of herniated discs, I go into surgery Tuesday for my L5. My disc, my L5, S1, it doesn't exist. Is there anyone you guys know who trained in jiu-jitsu for a long time who've never done anything and they're 23 fall. Oh but

58:50 Do you see what he's doing? Crazy takedown defense. It's nuts. Girls wear them. Why not? Yeah. Jesus Christ, this fight is amazing. It's illegal. And then what happens? me sir sweat is very slippery it's very similar it's just it's just it's uh a lot more extreme If greasing is illegal, it has nothing to do with the gi. With Vaseline or whatever? Let me stop this right now

1:01:41 lippery as fuck. Is that right? But there is no official test. fuck, everyone's slipping out submissions. We've got to figure something out here. I do believe handicapping the defense. You want more offense We do something for the knockouts, too, but you do something for submissions, too. No, guys. God damn it. What were you saying about headgear? Rash guards, no gloves. a thousand hours. God damn it. No, no, guys.

1:02:59 Hold on. Listen, listen. If you're a grappler, it is. He said he's done like on site shit They just... Those two takedowns. The girls wear tops. And so when Paul Harris went for that leg lock, Nate was all sweated up. Well, it was a great ending. each other's pants. A handlebar mustache should look good. Oof. One of the things about punches is you see them coming, you've got to learn how to roll with shit.

1:06:09 They grease faces up and shit. Boxers are part of the sport, man. It makes punches not cut you. Rash guard. I feel like your bones I think you'd be a bad look. Is he come ozy Miranda? Yeah, yeah Miranda's a little older And a Russian assassin Yeah. Jesus. So we can find out what his last fights were. What's up, son? And Guimaraes was a really good striker himself.

1:08:34 he likes to stand and bang. this shit all day yeah well for kamosa those losses like you know you recover from those What he did to Vitor was just... like man he's gonna get a title shot but he fought against rockhold and everybody knows that rockhold You don't know what we're talking about. because I think stylistically any of those guys, is Joel Romero.

1:10:31 But when Jacare beat Romero, he almost got taken out in that first round. What are you hiding weed for? He's a freak. he walked through that guy. And every now and then someone will move at a speed that you're like, is Yoel. He lost to Tim For the third round He definitely did. When he stood right up, like, He's a freak. And Chris is a great wrestler.

1:13:20 The rematch is amazing. I have this neck harness that I hang on a door. Now I have none. But you don't know that just by talking to some doctors because some doctors are just ready to cut you. What they're going to ask, Chris's decision to be based off of, what's going to get me back faster? Eddie's got a totally different case. Eddie's disc is gone.

1:15:41 get an MRI. And I tried You're in a it's like you're dealing with a reduced level of testosterone look scientifically it's not bad What's bad is ethically. Well, yeah. Where do you get, oh, from the other chickens you got a I just thought it was like about raise your own food, raise your own chickens. The relationship that I have with them is that they're egg layers and they're our little friends.

1:18:37 Actually, my dog killed that one. that might be the dumbass Wow. I had a bunny, and I was obsessed with it, man. I was. The parrot was on the ground. They're really smart, and it was like his. He killed his best friend. Yeah. Ste, it's not just a bird, bro. They're really smart. What the fuck did you make me do? Get that fucking left leg. Scissor sisters.

1:20:42 It's defense with the one arm skin. If he knows what he's doing How hard are those elbows to the thigh from that? This is interesting because Kamosi has got a nice jab there. Rarely do people say, get a leg lock position, but instead of finishing him, because Kamoze Kamoze can move his body Forward and back Whereas Miranda can't I wonder how the Even though Miranda's

1:22:24 He had a a heel hook. Exactly, exactly. No, no, you're seeing it. The one thing that you're going to see that's different is leg lock battles against the cage. By the way, look at that leg. Nobody's knees are. The mushy parts. Like Ernesto Hus style You know what? With those fucking leg kicks. It's a maze to get to his dick. Can you imagine him saying that in a Brazilian accent?

1:25:11 It's like a rat face. this guy's hard it's just sweat it's not it's smell the forest you smell like the forest yeah Vitor Miranda cut over the You say striking, Yeah. That uh, I like that fight and you got steep a Overeem as the main event. I like that fight, too I think I still maintain that I've seen, like, again, What I really would have wanted more than anything else in the history of the heavyweight division is that Kane versus that Fedor.

1:28:41 Are we seeing the same Kane that fought Junior Dos Santos? Especially with his style. Mental toughness, That's number one Verdum submitted You could. You can argue it. Isn't that bad? letting anything get stopped. Oh, he says, no, you can die, bitch. Like, the crowd's got to go, oh! His timing's gotten better. Uh-oh. Kamoze's been fighting forever man

1:30:56 I thought he was younger than that And great hair Miranda. From here and compress. This is smooth as saddle leather, dude. Comp breathe. Eddie. Cover his face. Go for head and arm from here and I give myself. Eddie has the What if it's bow ties? You have skin He's exhausted. I got in there. This is a frantic fight. Better entertainment. Hey, come on, man.

1:33:15 I'm a visionary. And you can pick up certain weaponry. Dude, Frank Mir on our podcast said that he would never, he just recently started warming up because he considered a fight in the octagon. ready i've been waiting for this moment my whole life great guy is the best way to capital capital This is a crazy fight. My vocal cords will get out of shape

1:34:57 I just don't know. I just keep screaming. you got cheese too I like him. beyond, lower than an amateur. like a motherfucker. When are Yeah. Yeah, I sleep. I love it. I watch conspiracy theory documentaries. I need to fucking kill gigantic monsters. This motherfucker watches two hours of fights every night. I want a fucking bear fuck a wrestler you're a bear

1:37:39 but Kamozi Holy shit And then I have to do that boxing Hey, sir, that's weird. I know. No, not just listen to hunting podcasts. You're going to lead we want to be like right there It's true. I'm gonna bring you in. Here's the good thing. Yeah. I might have some. What? Yes. When did you find out about this? Oh, my God. I couldn't be on it because I'm ramping up for my special in a few weeks.

1:41:06 out shows. I'm coming in on Saturday to not want to be in an incel contest Really smart guy. You'll like him right away, man. He's in his 40s. And he trains with him. It was Hoffa. high 180s and maybe half as like 160 right what would you say walk around walk around this movie around. This movie looks scary as fuck, by the way. Yeah, 160. But he does Abu Dhabi 145 same day

1:43:20 You can't pass Hoppa's gut. If you look at someone's body, there's a dude. Wicked knockout artist, man. synapses. And when he unleashes squeeze. had him fucking there's 19 strength. He's talking about technique. No, no, no. Not compared to. He's jacked. He's at 19. But there's baby strength. Like, there's like, there's 19 strength. Yeah, yeah. all fucking day.

1:44:52 There's a squeeze to be developed in every choke. Yeah, but there's a thing about Krohn Ridiculous., my God. Yeah, he's also a really good looking guy. Fucking, why not man? You can wear your socks whatever the fuck you want if you're Krone Grac bars. Like, look at this. Don't wear your socks like that. Why not, man? He's the son my hand show. dude.

1:46:37 One of the best His dad is like a It was like Mufasa. if it's just grappling. We start opening up and start swinging around. You get it, Cal. You didn't have to play in grappling ever. His guillotine is among the best. We rolled for 25 minutes straight and we were like going back and forth. Hell yeah. for sure One of the most can overcome But I guarantee you, if he got in there with Fabrizio Verdum and they were just grappling,

1:49:44 But it doesn't matter. Great name. who's 70 pounds lighter than him. I don't know him. They're just better. Like Marcelo Try this. Why do you eat cheese? Not bad. This is a very good fight. No run! Timing. It's a long story Fuck those cows and their suckly titties. Is this raw cheese? They put Viagra in everything. Yeah, the Rhino Like, shit. You know how crazy that was? You gotta cut down on your Viagra. You're like, fuck it, that's six grams. Like, shit.

1:52:59 How the Viagra Association bought off Yale professors And people were getting hard on. Also, Propecia was for prostate cancer, and they were growing hair. That finasteride shit? I got off it, too. to go to bald. nice set of hair that might be anecdotal no no it kept his hair barely just like me it kept my hair I was like, this is ridiculous. No, no, it's not about feeling bad.

1:55:43 Do you know that jerking off, just jerking off and having regular sex is the best reducer of prostate cancer? It's hard to believe How do you stop talking up? I take a clipper. 100%. There's something weird. And then I have to keep up with it. It keeps your body healthy. No, you can't slow it down. He's supposed to be Like 6'5"? 6'4". You guys got to cum a lot.

1:58:07 I want to raise your child. That's crazy. Well, you know, that fight with Nate Marquardt was a fucking excellent example of a guy who's got just, like, super fucking high-level technical striking. You can't go against a high-level kickboxer like this and go, because i remember on the taekwondo days whenever i felt like too good about things i didn't fight

2:00:26 Turmoil and the did the fucking who knows what's going to happen. Darkness. You know how much pussy? You lose the worst way, those same fears, you're like, fuck going through that, man. and it doesn't seem like there's an escape for them, Which is a professional fighter. right fight list so many fighters come from abusive backgrounds and stepfathers

2:02:10 Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going with the wine and the weed. Do we have to reimburse you for this? Is there anything worse? You occasionally... You keep texting, bro. Let's be honest about how much you've... Dude, look at me. He is a hunter. He's a fucking calm dude under pressure. Because he's so fucking crazy, He's crazy. I'm telling you right now. He's a great guy.

2:04:40 She goes, is this how we have dinner? to any of these fights. Eddie Bravo's going back in. I'm coming in this week. edible plants. soon with plant intelligence octopus, it's really super arguable that we probably don't eat plants. They're not much different than, look, octopus, See ya. What do you mean? I'm talking about spinach and octopus right now.

2:06:34 Oh! Dude, I love a nice octopus. Yeah. If an acacia tree is upwind or, yeah, it's upwind and animals eat it like a giraffe eats it, where they literally can starve to death There's all sorts of weird communication going on which gets absorbed into But when you go to the woods, no one's adding shit. And plants need that as much as they need water. The thing's...

2:08:57 No way. It's a honey dick plant? Sweat this hole. And this mouse is fucksville. Come on. So that rat went in there. A plant that eats frogs. I think it's bullshit. What is this, Jamie? It's a weird photo. That's a rat house? Fucking plants. Damn. It feels good. It's a fun When you catch a fish A bug collector insectivores. A horse about to eat a snake?

2:12:11 It eats a chick. Squished them like a cat-berry egg. I forget where I saw but I just makes me sick. Oh my god Some evil-ass deer. That's what's really going on. That's why I can't hunt him. I have a speech impediment, Eddie. Oh. Tell me when. I just set it up with Aubrey You have a rifle I can borrow? This week I'm coming over I'm so ready. You and Tim

2:14:32 John and Jen Rivett And there's grizzlies Yeah. Okay. Well, it's a side effect of hunting. conservation is a Yeah, you're not trying to help. But there's something about hunting... anything? Well, we did in Montana. God damn. You use every aspect of the bear. Stone cold killers. Because cubs are easy Nothing can fuck with them other than and I played the other day of a mountain

2:17:52 A mountain lion is like Kevin Randleman in his prime, Who the fuck is that guy? No, that was a jaguar. He's not freaking out. shit. I love them. I feel you. Dog! Look at the creep You bully lizard. He carries them off? He took him in the water And he throws him back in the water In a headlock Super gangster. They're so gangster. It's mostly fawns. her baby away from the males who had gone down.

2:22:01 It's called your anthropomorphic tendencies. you hunt right and that's it about Rhino you know yeah what's it well that's one on killing that rhino, fed because you would think that if you love rhinos You tell by size, I tell by Guys, Hanna-Barau is a good fighter. It's the best. but I love all you guys. Dude, there's a million. And I'm not drunk. I'm an overwhelming feeling of kinship for all my friends here. I know it's cheesy, but I love

2:24:19 bombs super confident. And Hennon Burrell ruthless uppercut. Jeremy Stevens versus Conor would be fucking chaos. Stevens. Incorrect. That's so ob. Not a good place. Stevens. Every time he hits him, I'm like, I told you. Well, he was without a doubt one of the best in the world at 135. You'd be surprised. I feel like it's kind of fun. I know, but they make the match-ups, dog.

2:26:45 Unless, this is what I want to say, unless they want to fight their friends and they think it's okay. That's life changing too. Yeah, but he would take a fight again. But also when they speak, it matters. and your own ideals, whatever you're trying to pursue in this life, should be done to So when he speaks, everyone follows. that on the other side yep there's people like that in the world and ideally yes we would all

2:28:56 They had fair hair, blue eyes, yellow eyes. Hey, man. I don't understand what you're saying. Did you say an ass-to-waist ratio? That'll stop a man in his fucking... I'm like, what the fuck? It's just like he didn't like her dimensions. She was blowing me. Like Orlovsky. Yep. And guess what I did? I faked Hey. I would have fucked her like I was trying to make her evolve. I was trying to help her bring her up past the Paleolithic.

2:31:07 but she had a huge dick. she was a pretty, pretty girl. Yeah. Like a pit bull that's part bear. He's going to come over the top of the right hand. Once a style gets established, he's a strong guy. Yeah, he looks it. 5'6 and 5'9. That's a big difference. 69? He's about to die. But when you're looking at them, Thick is good. I have beautiful eyes. It's beautiful. But it's only good for

2:34:25 So you can't see closer. No, I still probably have pretty good vision like I see you crystal clear That's your shit now. LASIK. Right. He's training at Alliance. Maybe he is at Black House, too, though. Did they give Gustafson a fight? I feel like they haven't. I feel like Gustafson just said there. Gustafson goes down there. What's up with him? Ross Pearson. Did they give Gustafson a fight?

2:36:00 I think he comes from money, Gustafson. No, no, his family, his dad has a lot of money. Brian didn't hear it. It is a high tax rate. I know you are. You do what you pay for, man. Stockholm, I'm sorry. Really? Yeah. I trained with the guy. Okay, hold on. Plug it in. And if he did come up from a hard, sc I don't want to disparage his background. They're running thin.

2:38:36 True blonde. They say he got in a fight. Ouch, ouch. Like Snapchat filters. And Angelina Jolie would duke it It's so ridiculous. Brian, you could take your face, put it on Shob's body, and he could say anything. Neither do I. Wonder Woman. I don't give a fuck about Wonder That's fucking incredible. a failure, but at least that was a... You're never gonna win NASCAR. Oh, to be in the UFC. That's how you look at it. You suck at software development. You're never going to win NASCAR.

2:41:42 Dude, my kicks are sick. Anybody that tuned in here Yes. But I've failed at everything. Well, wisdom. What is wisdom? I think wisdom. What'd you fail at? I didn't done. Yes. Ultimately. And you find ways to be successful at it. Yeah. But I've failed at everything. On the way to getting really good at shit. Fail. that learning how to make that work for you. That's what it is.

2:43:12 Sometimes. You sure all ketoed out? Oh, shit. Powerful Jeremy Stephens, who's been on the Joe Rogan experience. one of the best pound for pound fighters in the world just a year Well, you're only as good as your last training session. Why am I doing this? 40 there's a hundred factors in there. Yeah, there's life. There's a hundred factors involved. There's life.

2:45:29 I think Anderson Silva is the greatest MMA fighter. Yes. Dude. When he went full matrix. because that was a fight where I was telling I watched like the way guys move like this guy can do some shit weight fight for a guy Yeah, same card because I fought Nogueira that night. I don't think this is Brazil. Yes, he did. But then he took it to another level.

2:48:06 Thank you, Jamie. like, God damn it. He's a light heavyweight champ. Were you? Look at this. I don't know why he'm mad Anderson the way he moves look at this he ramped it up white anger excuse me the only difference between a. For being white. Oh, man. White anger. Uh-oh. There it is. Me. Jaguars are eating crocodiles. He's eating acai and he's getting steroids shot into the hole in his dick with a turkey baster.

2:50:36 He's got mushrooms and these stars of death, which I think these stars, the pot gummy stars are like 500 milligrams of THC. And that's how he's living. That of death and that's how he's living and get involved look at that fucking Pittsburgh, are you ready to see the devil? The improv at Joey Diaz will be here Tuesday. I heard St. Louis is a rough joint, dude.

2:52:27 Nelly. She's looking at Cody going, I thought I'd fuck my mouth. Professional hot girl. No, no, no. Some girls like dangerous shit. He's first team. Doesn't matter. Luke's taller. Once you get signed I think Joe Van's more legit Idiots So he's gay Fuck Is he's trying to get So he gets a neck tattoo and only drags in the freaks. Really? Brian, why are you scared of weed?

2:55:05 Dude, you're crazy. Nobody has Ronaldo. And I'm way too serious about it. You guys are whack You're the lonely voice I think we're all working together to create a piece of art How about Thomas Almeida? I like Adele. Yes, he is. He's going to win this fight. Brad Pickett stunned Almeida, and he stunned him and hurt him with a left hook. if Cody can impose his boxing skills

2:57:30 But he comes back. Maybe Garbrandt is a year away from world championship caliber. Which means it could happen tomorrow. He's a knockout artist. Yeah. He's so solid. I mean, it's all dependent upon approach. people play. Horrible sport to bet on. Make you quit or shut you up Is that a rose on the back of his neck? Oh, hey, hey, hey. What was that, Jamie?

3:00:36 Cody Garbrandt with a left hook. Damn, Garbrandt's a killer. I agree. I would assume that he's ready for a straight right hand counter. The man is in trouble! Look at this killer! a punch, guys. He can get a star right below Cody's getting a little reckless It's over baby He just beat number eight. Didn't you... Did you say Almeida for sure was going to win?

3:03:13 I told you, fucks. Beautiful technique. Gadooj. Yeah, that shit was great. I respect that. Gosh. They give him undefeated, 21-0, eighth ranked guy in the world, and he starches. and the Almeida fight. Almeida's undefeated. Yeah, for sure. And I don't know shit about striking, but I mean, he looked like Bruce Wallace. Holy shit. Three fights. Some said pound for

3:06:03 It was like a little bit below. Boom, they got side kicked over. I think this is important to talk about for all MMA fans. we don't have to be enemies. And it gets mean. No. you later in my life, but all of us. I'm still up there, dog. We've had some intense disagreements, but through those disagreements, you learn to or not I agree with you or disagree with you.

3:08:11 And that doesn't matter. They do it all the time. It actually changes Eddie Bravo. I love you. Well, I was here September 11th, and then I woke up September 12th, and I'm like, I'm pretty sure that was real. Ladies and gentlemen another episode of chaos Get upon this data. It's not a conspiracy. This is the tip of the iceberg. and you just gotta go with it.

3:10:55 They were married, and she knows all about his life. Exactly. Exactly. Keep going. But let me take you through this. She basically is a whistleblower. and Air Force Intelligence. Her husband's part of it. Yeah. In Laurel Canyon. Go ahead. Okay, so you don't think that Jared Leto bought a top secret air... I know you have this instinct- Finish through it?

3:14:06 You watch bullshit TV that's not true and you accept not true. Yes. It was top secret. tell which films were made in the studio which weren't because like and then you start looking you're like Okay, okay, Jared Leto bought this Air Force. Okay, and then you there's this book called So this is what this book is about. None of them got drafted to Vietnam. None of them got drafted to Vietnam.

3:16:39 Let him finish, Brian. the guy who wrote the book Dave McGowan They got signed quick. In Laurel Canyon, there was some intelligence. And then all those motherfuckers did. awesome rock and roll Eddie you are a fucking plant Oh, sorry. and we're all parents, okay? And you certainly don't have the kind of time. Correct, correct. Keep going, Joe. And that's what we see.

3:19:48 stock market portfolios, no. There's not enough time in the world, if they're goddamn listening. You are a fucking plant. He is on the Joe Rogan Experience. You're in. Make it look like the ISIS is Eskimos are training ISIS. It must be exhausting. Sometimes it's like, please, Illuminati, take me. Science. Oh, your distance and your speed. What about you?

3:22:24 I get it. This tastes like shit. I love that cheese. staff, it was signed and vetoed by Kennedy, where they're going to have a false flag on American civilians. Yes. And he's super strict. Who's the stepdad? Nature's wired them in some weird way where they eat babies. So we just keep fucking and making millions of us and we'll overcome all the food and we'll all starve to death.

3:24:47 It sounds so weird. They have a serious organization. But also, dude... And they have people. Yeah, but Joe, hold on. Listen, they have a serious organization. and then you let me secure your hips. I will brine that meat. Good for you. You follow my fucking lead. When it's time for you to fucking shoot and you you key into that rhythm and i'm breathing into your mouth and we breathe all together as

3:26:54 160 yard shot on your Hey, look at me What the fuck? You're the platinum stitch. That's a fact. Let me tell you what happened in Montana The same routes Yes ravine. I killed this deer and we The flesh behind the eyeballs tastes You can't even handle this conversation. We're fucking freezing. Not a bridge, like the cliff. I'm going to come and he gets he gets near the bridge Not a bridge like the cliff

3:30:29 Skin that deer. Didn't you say something about people on boats in the distance hearing your cries? And I just wait for my openings and I take them. and I go, I need some fucking attention. to sleep when we were in Wisconsin it was just always like fucking around it is it is on the You didn't bring waterproof anything. They look like a shark when it's grabbed the fucking like what his lips work

3:33:17 fire? You don't jerk off. You don't jerk off.. And you're so miserable you don't jerk off. You and me. Dan Doty Best kindling. Bro, it's a slow. We took some trees and we chopped wet fire. And wet fire means like there is a very there is a feeling of sadness a feeling of um being so insignificant It's going to be the same. Just a grain of sand. and miles it what you think about it for me what I thought about it was exactly what he's talking

3:36:40 know-how without the culture We're not doing any surviving man shit. Mountain Ops is a good protein company for hunters. It's not even just that. How come your cell phone doesn't work? Isn't there satellites? No no no no. Wait a minute. This is how it works. I think computers are awesome. I think it's amazing. I try to shut myself off like around. and a lot of times for real what you have

3:39:49 you might panic a little bit There's no pussy in you. I'm a fighter than the way they actually feel compete in the trials you competed in Sango in the trials and those were the only You tapped a world champion. some moving. And Eddie turns to him and looks but when you were in the truck we're like trying to force each other. I had him in side control.

3:42:07 He stayed there. Do you remember the reason I said Yeah and I said Is you said But the only reason I said that Yeah, that's what he's saying. Wayne McCullough, who's one of my favorite people on the fucking planet. Can I stop you? Can I stop you? You're such a dick. Was it a CrossFit dude? with the kind of respect he deserves. Who are we talking about?

3:44:33 He was a guy who was trying to box at the... Fuck Greg. who's fighting right now for a big fight. Yeah, he does hold mitts. You have to treat it with some reverence. highly accomplished in the sport that you're attempting silver medal in the olympics it's That's what bothered me. They try to attack him to make him feel bad Exactly. Correct. And that's what I was trying to say.

3:47:03 Pocket Rocket? Oh my God. Monster. It's a beast. He beat Hopkins? Calzaghe is like an all-time great. motherfuckers. Roy Jones, Bernard He beat Bernard Hopkins. Who's named Tucker Pudwell? In 08, he was still pretty badass, wasn't he? Fuck that dude. That's not hating. And then I was doing this. These are all the questions I ask. I wonder what his women feel

3:49:32 You get your best shot The shoulders come up That's what I say as I fucking bring his Have we rolled? Have I rolled with heavyweight Brendan Shaw? his head and his arm in with a gable grip, Hips splayed. Yeah, a ton. Eddie, he fucking... I've been talking about that all night. Who gives a fuck? It's just us, man. This is amazing. It's been a life changer.

3:52:18 We're going to check your love for a movie trailer. because of the podcast. Because, you know, it comes up. think let's say let's say you're getting 5 000 even if you're getting 5 000 that's 5 000 fucking You'd be like holy shit there's 2,000 people How about Instagram followers? God bless them. She's that hot? You're hating on her now, dude. Dark. Yeah. You guys can give her a bunch more followers. Either bet it's the one I just randomly found, too. Dark hair or light hair? Dark.

3:54:51 This is what's important. Jamie, stop it. That's too big. It's like squeezing out a wet pair of socks. Her quads are way too jacked. Who brought the fucking Puritan to the party? like CBS and ABC and NBC, You guys come on my podcast. We're lawyers. If there's ever shows that need to be tweeted, everybody's cool. Everybody helps everybody. If there's ever shows

3:57:20 and you're in the business with him? I was in Arizona this week and people were yelling, I'm Keto Kid. the lying kid the lying how about the fact that my dad how about the fact that i told the story Don't know what you're talking about. Who's that? results of the story you're talking about. And when you tell me something, I have to go, I said, ask me all the type 100 questions you want.

3:59:27 There were things he knew were true that he asked me to see, and it just didn't work out. around you you're very accommodating yes and you're a very like like brian like way more than He loves him a doofus. You just listen to me. I thought you were talking about the guy who's a liar. You know how you have those goggles that people wear when they go swimming and they're doing

4:01:17 Girls and retarded friends. You got to get the fuck away from this guy. I'd read all kinds of crazy shit. He's got a book sitting on the table, and it's like a Jack Kerouac book telling my my best friend that i'm doing that it means i'm not a fraud like i'm lying but i'm not But it's 100% true. You cannot lie to your friends. Yes. And every six to eight hundred thousand

4:03:43 So, you better enjoy this. And I hunt. As it is, us succeeding and figuring out a way to get to Mars. I am going to. They did it for them. in mainstream newspapers did, but they didn't mean to. Listen, Ellie. of life on your own. are the people that grew up with parents that weren't together doorway to this rock and roll thing like elvis came through and jerry lee lewis and there's

4:07:09 where black people of a classic suppression look at the Who, look at the music of the 60s, and they were all kids of Air Force intelligence officers, I love their kids And none of them got drafted And coincidentally, they become rock stars. You're assuming the most preposterous thing. was created by retards but do you not Let me ask you this. I don't know.

4:09:48 What about my dad? I would assume that Jim Morrison is such a bad motherfucker. don't pull their dicks out. That's a mule deer. it is even to hit a target. What happened? But we have to... So that's how smart they are. That's like this motherfucker, he's a little baby right now, right now, but he's going That's another good reason. hours yeah man we're 20 it's a piss marathon 420 oh my god my wife's gonna

4:12:50 Show me how badass you want to be. Tell me how bad you want it. it sounds weird, but I do. Eddie, I hate You don't argue with him. You're the only guy I'm gonna argue with. He believes everything they say. from five different angles and you 7. I go, do you believe Tower 7 There's many on video demolition experts looking at this and saying, they're the ones that came out and explained what happened to Tower 7.

4:15:25 They said there was no reason to. What about that, Brian? I can say to you, there's nothing I can say. What else do you need? It looks like a controlled demolition. that no no it's true that they denied that you're simply wrong let's watch it Let me tell you something. Eddie, who flew his building? I like how he said real smart after he just shit on you.

4:17:50 Two of them got hit by a plane. That's scarier than the actual tower dropping at free fall speed. But when you hear guys that do, one by one, when you see— When you look at what's going on, Wait a minute, what are you saying? No, no, no. I'm saying it says 2,500 think. I don't know, man. Or were only 2,500 shown? because 15 at a time, they're getting 15 at a time.

4:20:11 It's the same shit. you don't think the predominant group of... Oh my God. knowledge of 9-11 is Every one of them goes, oh, shit. You saw Tower 7 go down like that. I do. If you're an architect or an engineer and you've passed through some sort of architectural course, Come on. Nobody covered it up, Eddie. in comparison to Tower 1 and Tower 2, because there was so much hoopla,

4:23:20 I know there was a third maybe no Eddie come on man. Come on man. That's not true But I look at Tower 7. testimonial on video about 9-11. Send me a link. Oh, we're crushing each other. Something blew up. but all this violent testosterone-induced yelling and screaming. End it here. And all the rest of us are fucking wrong. And he's a good person. I want to get on that government side. Please let me in this motherfucker. Eddie, you and I don't access, Eddie. I want to get on that government side. I agree. I want to get on that government side.

4:26:17 And you're going to believe all that shit. Watch. They could never do it. It's a better approach to step back and go, It's not obvious There is expert testimony Have you ever listened? And you're going to believe fire fucking did that shit? Didn't he say it was a pear? It goes around. No, no. Please, don't. BJ Penn apparently thinks the Earth is flat.

4:28:59 Do you show up? Of course you do. You don't know? We went to the fucking moon six goddamn times and back and we can't do it now Three things they've got to figure out. Conditions change. People day? Conditions change. They need a burger out. We went to the fucking moon. So smoothly. You guys are wizards.