Joe Rogan Experience #20160806 — Fight Companion - August 6, 2016 Transcript

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0:00 Two, one, yes! Fight Companion 2016 returns, ladies and gentlemen, live from Salt Lake City! But it's fun His fucking back is beautiful. Look at that hair. I gotta show you guys something because yesterday I'm going to show you this game. And I'm fighting this Russian boxing coach dude. Oh, I see. Oh, that's weird. It's real weird. kept hitting him in the back of the head i would sneak around behind him and beat him in the back

3:18 around you, and there's a blue line on the ground. that would that's amazing with seeing him in front of you and i'm telling you man what i was looking You know how big of an advantage that would be? That's insane. It's fun to do. It's the same handles though, right? massive amounts of rendering in real So when you pull the bow back, there's no resistance,

5:39 I shot this stupid fucking game until my arms were so sore they were shaking. We do not have their names yet. They're not going to allow loose-fitting clothing. pulling Chael Sonnen's shorts down. I'm jacked in that picture. Iron Lady. She's going to be trouble for a lot of people. That girl's a multiple time Muay Thai champion. But so can Shevchenko. Shevchenko can wrestle

8:27 She's a beast, man. But don't you think that Holly is in more of a boxing world? from when she throws to somebody's face. She's certainly Dude. She's insane. Yeah. She's ripping into them. It looks fake. Dude. That's a huge thing to say. It's so subjective, especially if they're never going to fight each other. Oh, dude. It's different too. He smoked Junior Dos Santos

10:44 goes night-night, right? Correct. So you's so you're fighting differently such a totally different kind Don't say you guys. You're looking at like Against Stipe Junior Dos Santos math in the heavyweight division is bananas. That's what's amazing to me. Derek Lewis? Cameroon. would say 28 young it's in the heavy young, is he? I think he's 28. I wouldn't say 28's young.

13:20 prime, for sure, as an athlete. Because he's just starching guys. Because I thought he was just a meathead throwing bombs. I'd like to see him versus your boy, the predator, the French cat. tough because he got starched, so he didn't get a lot Right. Like, when he's doing things, everything's smooth. fought Nelson. Looks That was crazy. Wow. He played football at LSU fullback on the national championship team. By the way, he can do backflips. What? Very easily. He's a tank though. What is he football? I'll shoot fullback on the national championship by the way you can do backflips what there easily. He's 260

16:34 I disagree with that. The Russian heavyweight dude? Everybody's fucked. He just keeps running backwards. Give me his full name because I don't want to butcher his name. Makovov. So watch this motherfucker wrestle. Yes, 100%. Look, he's going to have more trouble. Even when you do take him down, enjoy that. Look at the way he's built. That doesn't mean anything.

19:12 Hey, for the record, I'm not the one laughing. He could be on that Brock Lesnar, say fuck, strike, and check this double leg out He probably could get better in a month Stud. 6'5", 290. Cause USADA tests better than the Olympics They just put this dude in one of them easy-bake microwave ovens. he starts fighting in MMA. And if he's 290, Just getting

21:17 world champion at anything Yeah, that kind of work ethic. You do not want this guy hitting you the Glory heavyweight champion, yeah, he's So if this gentleman Fuck no. He's a bad motherfucker when it comes to kickboxing, for sure. He's a big dude. Yeah. he might pull your face off and he was so big King Kong T-Rex, man. Who wine? Oh, you can use this party needs? Who? Who?

24:41 Because the government was in on it. Back to this fight real quick, unless you guys got more shit, I don't know. Yeah. That's way better. Way better. some really super effective causes, like, safety-first kind of Yeah. So to say this guy can't kick you in a transitionary moving period is stupid. I really do. You hit their eyes like, I don't care. You can elbow them in the front of the head.

28:12 No, I'm a weird... You can head kick someone with your shin in the front of the eyes. If you throw a head kick and you hit a guy in the back of the head and he goes to sleep, It wraps around, too. You just ride the dude and you fuck him up and they tap really quick. and the guy tapped so quick. Can you just explain how people are getting kicked But same thing if you're throwing a huge right hand, the guy goes to slip and you hit him back of the head.

30:02 It's happening. All the time. The dudes are going to go like this now. fight when they get back there. Guys really Unless you rumble Johnson. Eddie, in a lot of ways, I agree with you. Yes. You can still hit guys there with head kicks. Where do you stop? Because without a dick. Dick bombs. Big Daddy Goodidge and the Pedro You dig my a full-blown kick from Mark Hunt or something I don't know about that. Wow, I don't know about that. Come on. I could ruin your dick forever.

33:37 Yeah, but if he kicks you in the head, your dick might never work again. What more cunt kicks you in the back of the head Bring it. You got a strong dick, dude. That's stupid. Eddie Bravo It's amazing how many guys still hold on to the headlock when they when they get taken down unbelievable they still they're That fucking Krilov Kneeing his body he's like 23, 24

35:54 he's middleweight go to light heavyweight No, Ed Herman's definitely light heavyweight now. they they need that young blood there too yep it's great man how about fucking woodley Oh, really? Correct. There's a bunch of people involved now Give us our billions. If they just came together and formed a new, I don't know how it works. The same company bought the rodeo, too.

38:30 They're brilliant. I had DirecTV specifically so I could get the UFC. You know what they're going to do? You must have heard that. Just like a big giant hovercraft. Fuck yeah. They could buy all of us. He loves football. It is mainstream. We're good. Yeah, he can enjoy it. See ya. Look at this position. And it's great that you stayed, too. You know what,, it's... Yeah, made a big difference. Look at this position.

41:11 I never bought it, John. I don't think flying that much is good for you. They look weary. I think it's probably worse. And then you're on the plane for what? But Italy's amazing. We have great Italian food in LA. That's fucking US of A. Is that cool? I don't know as long as it's the back of the hands. Fuck. Yeah Exactly Sound scary You never know what the fuck.

43:44 They all look like fuck. You're not I'm saying? Fuck all that, man. Pilots look like shit, too. You ever seen a handsome pilot? They all look like fuck. God damn it. We get together. Can't have that shit on Fox, son. I agree. I mean obviously it's dangerous to get hit changing the result of a fight Do you ever see Ernesto Hoost versus Maurice Smith?

45:44 I love Maurice. He's from Denver, son. Maurice is. Me too. And Maurice as well. I love Maurice. Kaboosh. Look how good Hoost is. Watch how he does it. You know that you got time. pocket and grab maybe you back up but he just timed it perfect as soon as that knee came down And he kicked him that was beautiful. I can't Bob Sapp beat him twice. Look at this.

47:46 It's done. Oh, damn. It was like this. Hold on. You know who it is. Look at his arms. It's about to get loose now. Dude. the goddamn time. He goes in on I'm terrible. But every day I get my hip on you. I love him. Joey's a strong man. being healthy really into jujitsu really into into comedy, man. His comedy's killing it. He's traveling all over the country now

51:19 happy I know him. videotaping his Yeah, I agree, man. No, it looks like a guillotine. It's like a guillotine type darts. It's in between. You can read them. Go back. No. The fact that you can see his hands in the front, like the head is trapped, it's twisted, Say if I'm getting it and he's got his underhook I could be wrong, but that didn't look like a Japanese necktie, but I could be wrong.

54:30 Trapped in the chest. Maybe he just has a wide open way of doing it. stomping on the grapes or something? Callan's coming. The right elbow wouldn't be T-Rex. You would want the right shoulder down, right? near side leg. It's for sure Because I would always tie up whatever leg I could. his baseball. Even more pressure. I know. Look how he has his leg tied up.

56:52 The leg that's caught, use your free leg. that no one's like attacked the knee like no one's ever been in a position like maybe they Say if someone has someone in like a... No, he's not going to do shit there. He did that Dan Henderson. Yeah, pop up on the mountain and you stand up boom like that's something you'd have to practice That's a combo that's a combo and it's an effective move. It's weird

58:41 It was attacks to the kidney. Oh, yeah. That should be normal shit. But that's standard with Hickson. I'm happy. Yeah, that's huge. And when you do get free, you break free. Oh, man, though. in the ribs. You're going to shit your pants. Who's ass? there's a pause your liver gets lifted up there's a pause What a samurai. And he tested positive? Jesus, Louisa.

1:02:04 The power, the new blood. Oh, you mean the executive power. go, let's fucking take it. None of that's new blood, though, right there. What new blood, brother? The power, the new blood. You need a guy who loves fighting and knows fighting. It would never work. Average fan. Oh, yeah, man. Jesus, Louisa. Handsome guy, but gee whiz. Jeez, fellas. I love both those guys.

1:04:21 He asked for the fight. I mean, you've got to let him fight for the title. Will he get paid more if he fights Nick Diaz, do you think? maybe even realizes what they Give him a pass on that. Is how much press Nate Diaz has been... Well. I should be able to pick my opponent. On the same card, GSP versus Nick Diaz and Woodley versus Wonderboy. No super cards?

1:07:01 I don't know. So they had to come in. And then when they left, he was like, oh, my God. Is that possible that someone drugged him? and they know that you're supposed to be fighting someone they put something on Sonny Liston's gloves Yep, yeah. He wrapped tape around his water bottle. It was, goddammit, there was a couple different guys that handled Mike Tyson after something Jacobs.

1:09:45 badass British heavyweight boxer to the corner, Damn. Back then. And then he fucks Henry Cooper up, gets him cut, That's very similar to your boy Yoel in the corner buying time. at the end of the round. He knew it was the end Is there a video of him cutting it? Maybe it happened naturally. Right here. Dude, he got fucked up. That shit is perfect British powers video corner the whole

1:12:13 Explain that. You think it's true? And when he fought this kid, I think it was Billy Collins Jr. You're fucking right he was. that maybe is illegal now, wasn't illegal then. And, like, in the middle of... Well, that was a. Medical school was always big. Have you used Adderall? I took it, and dude, I was a chatty Cathy. These guys are welterweights?

1:14:56 That's a wheel kick. Ooh, just missed with the hook of death. Jason Statham. Jessica Alba, back He looks ridiculous. Where's the action? What? I thought it was amazing until the ending, right? I like the ending of the second one. ufos bigfoot we all do have loopy like we have thoughts like like you'll have a loop that you like with my agent too That no he's like yeah

1:17:58 Like you're ready for the conversation, you're ready for the debate and you're like, i'll just keep going before i know what i'm having a the same exact thing i'm having a verbal argument I think everybody does that. a small gun with a silencer and I kill Put them in a vegetative state permanently. Child molesters. hold on, I hold the timer. It's like a vigilante

1:20:19 You gotta put him Fuck this. That's what it is. of vegetables. yes Eddie do you remember you and I went off for at least He had them in the sand two guys duke it out one guy beats your ass he turns you gay every time it's the worst how much Eric staring at you. you're looking at my dick all day. He'd be like, Ice ice baby shaves in them? It's clear.

1:23:23 two of us yeah we should 50 is right there 38 like five well you could be that guy if you want and he's got his kids and he's only 38, like five. Right? That I have people I'm responsible for? Yeah, you're right. Slow down dude. You got a child You know what I'm saying? It gets better and better and better. What does he say, daddy? I want, like not the guy I want a squad I want like five

1:25:41 And experience everything I've come across Yeah. Hell yeah. And we have a friend like this who's not married, has no girlfriend, still playing the field, and he's lonely as fuck. Like, do we really want kids? I think I was afraid that I was going to feel the same way about my kids as my real dad felt about me. I don't know. one of my messages would be to all these kids growing up and everything,

1:28:32 That's what I would say. Maybe I'm wrong, but your kids if you're gonna grow old and alone You just gave this huge speech on kids. Why don't you adopt like six African kids? There's 10. thinking i'm here i'm on the beach. I'm at the beach with my son. Kids that do that, my man. I do. What you're saying is all beautiful. And it's tough to do. If it's not, something's wrong.

1:31:52 They're like $9.99 for a phone. tried to get fucking crazy, she would beat Two or three years ago, guys. Cut! Dude, you gotta let her be you. Ain't fucking happening the world. Two or three years ago, guys. I think shit's different now, because you know. who doesn't train, I'll put my fucking money on Claudia. I'll put my money on her. It depends on what kind of guy.

1:33:57 You guys are talking about a 250-pound Ray Lewis. No, don't say that. Think about Johanna. It's Johanna. and all that shit. CrossFit? Eddie. You say Claudia. It's a bad brand of impersonation. Oh, you're going to put your... You don't watch World Star Hip Hop. Yeah, this guy who works in the accounting office He's making a point. Non-athlete male that's the same size as her she'd kill him. He's gonna get fired up. He's gonna get fucked up most likely right

1:37:30 Different percentages Okay He knows how to kick and punch I said he never trained He knows how to kick and punch But he also does crossfit What if he took some karate classes when he was in high school? What if he's just a tough guy who fights in bars? He never trains. I'll put my money on Claudia. against Claudia trained I see it all the time and he's a big giant dude. But they've never trained.

1:38:54 Now this fucking guy's in on it. I think the guy's going to get their asses smoked. Mighty Mouse has a fucking giant problem. I put my money on Mighty Mouse. Okay, but Eddie, okay, but let's stop fucking problem. Correct. Okay, right Fucking giant Can they have no... They know how to throw a shitty... If you're a 110-pound accountant I'm not saying 100% for sure.

1:40:47 yes, he will knock him out. This is the point. I agree. He was a state wrestling champion. but is just a fucking superior athlete. It's a.01. Just get the fuck out of here. He'll do whatever he wants. Ray Lewis? Here's the match. They start. Ray Lewis would smash her on her head like a fake wrestling move. I'm going to leave this room. Look at Talis Ladies.

1:43:28 That's bad news for Chris. Number one non-martial arts guy in history against Claudia. Fucking wheel kicker in the face. Over Claudia Goodell. John's never fought. Oh, my God. Fuck both of you two. He's never fought, ever in the NBA. Yes! You're going to go with John Stockton. Seriously? Over Claudia Gagea. Brian, you fought Taekwondo. Because you think you're going to beat her up?

1:44:35 It's more than a few years, but keep going. I'm asking, can Brian Callen... He's the bridge. Who are you going to put your money on? You're right. Thank you. Versus who? Cyborg? I'm serious! I will get your ass kicked. Who do you put your money on? She's off by 20 pounds. Cyborg at 175 pounds you put her in the octagon against Ray Lewis and I'm talking about Ray Lewis when he was playing

1:47:31 You're going to put your money on him? Probably not going to knock him out. She might slip her dog. And a man. You guys are making good points, but we're making good points, too. in an altercation where a man went to heaven. And we know that you're talking about Ray Lewis's huge arm. It's very important. Day up. Any woman in the world that wants to get crazy can step up.

1:49:31 We're not talking about a fucking training camp. He's so serious. Ray Lewis 100% of the time. Amazing. Ben Affleck throw down. You put money on Ray Lewis, though? How is she going to take 240 pounds? Yeah, it's a bad example. Hey, Cyborg's looking like... No, no, now. Absolutely not, sir. you would stop him in less than a minute i don't think so i'm gonna tell you why i'm gonna tell

1:52:10 It's definitely not that easy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Oh, shit. This is way better If he chokes him out That motherfucker's on one. Yeah, it was. It was just sweet, though. He is right. really weird way like in a movie i went a lot of people aren in Brendan when you say something twice it's always kind of like no it means something else so you can say watch this

1:55:10 Like what do you mean? I don't know how to come a good is bad. My friend in the muffle is bad Talos Slate has Kamozi. Yeah. And Kimbo said, what did he say? Talos Latis always had a nasty choke. That's why there's refs there, Eddie. that causes them That's awful. Jamie, that is so ridiculous. Send that to Photoshop Steve. Joe Rogan, forget about it.

1:57:36 Listen, man. was he tried to like Andre Ward. I love Andre Ward. When he breaks down boxing, like when he does the analyst position on HBO, you realize, I was talking to him. That's what I'm- Yes. because they're in the same camp and they're buddies. Like everything is, like he's obsessed with. And then he'll start doing things. I used to think they were stupid.

2:00:39 Body control. There's so much more power and it takes the same amount of time then you start moving to kicking things. They kick them and they push off. just slowly, you know, literally just practicing their stroke in a really slow manner. Yeah. a lot of debate about it, man. People are watching him right now. Holy shit. Ward has a fight. He did. Yeah, he's going pretty fast, man.

2:03:46 There we go. It's perfect. You know, what's interesting when you watch a guy like him do that as opposed to that when all the zombies are doing it. But what makes it so special is nothing he's doing is crazy, acrobatic, ridiculous movements that the average person can't do. Is he a capoeira guy? No, Mexican as fuck. No, it's not. My point is that no one.

2:06:07 like those cartwheel kicks. Because he's boxing guys up, I'm not saying that someone could punch someone and hurt someone immediately, but I think you could take a 60-year-old executive who's never thrown a punch in his life, So what you are here to do is, in one way, more impressive, because you can do physical shit that most people can't blow his asshole so what you are you can Rodriguez to do is in one way more impressive because you can do physical

2:07:34 It's not natural. Which I can't wait to see that fight, by the way. and dudes will start like fucking they'll spin like five times. But listen, Michael Page- Oh, he's so good. Him and Chandler. No, Michael Chandler's a fucking monster. I would... Would that ruin the UFC? Watch this. He got him hurt. What? They're being super smart with what they should be.

2:10:03 I want to see that guy fight like world-class fighters. That's the Andre Ward thing, though. Ben Askren's the best at the bit Dude, Dennis Vermeer is. And Honey Jason are throwing down. But Duran is a great one. I want to see that. Spoiler alert. Then lost. He's a badass Italian guy. That's his name. His real name is Jimmy Lawless. awesome really think that it's my stage name they really they think you fucking

2:12:49 my new name is The Kid. and I was like, Well, here's the thing. He introduced himself as the kid to me. I love that. There's no fucking doorknob. She was cooking eggs one day. Meanwhile, worst thing and buried it Bermudez was so there's some dudes And smash Good for him Oh, man, that's awesome. Yes. It's sugar free sriracha Well it's not fucking Ralph's

2:15:23 His Matt Serra Matt, I'm sorry, dude. I'm doing their podcast this week. Why not No I know And then his back says jujitsu. New saying is Be more human Dennis Bermudez Welcome back to high school wrestling. Conor's got his hands full with Dennis Bermudez if he comes down to 45. It's like you rarely see fights stopped on cuts. It's only three Browns. That's why I think that's not true. Look at that. It's 15 minute. This is a squirter

2:17:51 that's when they'll stop. this kid up. What a crazy knee Stevens lands That shit is natural. So legit as fuck. Bermudez is a nice Something like that. I don't think so. Yeah, you can't do that shit anymore. Tanning, tanning booths. Eddie Bravo, come on. Well, they just do it in training. And you get that from fake suntanning? You're going to be suntanning.

2:20:37 He's always got new shit. I think GSP was doing it for looks and maybe that. But you could also take vitamin D, especially D3, and get probably pretty similar results, too. See, if you take it. Brian Callen, it's time you start talking. It's definitely not. they lost the melanin in their skin because they got less sun. black people who just need less

2:22:41 essential vitamin D, god damn it. Oh, nice inside leg. You're a brown, skilled, muscular clump. Roni. Oh, he could end it right here if he had a fucking anaconda choke. I like how the color of his shorts are exactly the color of his skin. He's Brazilian, too. Hey, white guys wear skin. You could sublimate that. White guys, if his shorts had the black, like, crack. Oh! Hey, why can't guys wear skin?

2:24:40 with drawn, with a dick with a snake head. I'm in the industry. Oh, Bonnie Jason full mouth. It's over. His chins tucked. Standing up. Honey Jason drags him back to the ground. Ronnie Jason is missed that under You're reading sublimate infant care. And that's alright. Sublimate in the apparel business That's like Oh, I see. Now you can do anything.

2:27:50 Why do we have to use sublimate for a bunch of different things? Trite. Yeah, because I watched the Matt Lauer, Tom Cruise interview. You know, like he's not, it's like a harsh dismissal. Yeah, I want to say. Yeah. I thought it was dismissive. That's just not a word that's in my frequent vocabulary. But what happens to the antidepressant, all it does is mask the problem.

2:29:53 If you start talking about chemical imbalance, hey, there are examples when antidepressants, fuck about Tom Cruise I love Katie Holmes What's that? Are you a fan of Ritalin? lives better. Like which ones? Goddamn right. that have antidepressants. Using them in ways that they don't need them. you're a together guy like to hear that you got caught in the grip of those fucking things the

2:32:16 You feel And the next thing I know, every morning, I'm just boom, boom, boom, boom. Me too. Nate might get him. It's a five-round fight, isn't it? But he's also getting a good long stretch of time to know what kind of shape he's got to get in before the fight. caught. Man, if he can do it in that first round Then he got in trouble. Well, the payday is if McGregor and Diaz have an old-time shlabanaka.

2:34:55 I will not stop until I beat Nate Diaz. he's juiced to the gills. His name's Brock Lesnar. We haven't talked about a single fucking fight other than a few random seconds. Look, there we go. He just put... Someone just made a... If the new owners of the UFC want to get Cyborg has a tough fight in the next fight. It's just a matter of millions. man, you got to stop.

2:36:58 No. I stopped fighting at 31. Yeah, but he's not fighting. That's one. I agree. I think he's 52. Show him running the 100. not at 50 that's interesting watch hersha walker sprint this is not that bad no let's let's see Look at how fast he is. Oh, I agree. Yeah. And he's a super athlete. Oh my God. Didn't he win a gold medal in Olympics? Yeah, that'd be amazing.

2:40:49 Athletically, Mike And it's almost better than anybody ever in a lot of ways. I don't think he's the best heavyweight. It's true. Exactly. fear when they But if you look at one fucking wasn't scared. they were pissed that he would Fuck. There was no other fighter ever that provoked that fear. it's very arguable that Holyfield was the superior fighter.

2:44:09 Look at the body of work. And they're both all-time greats. Main event, boys. in comparison to the training when he was young? you look at Kane like certain it's weird then you step back you go oh that was You're like, oh, shit. Guys, we're missing an amazing fight. Rodriguez is a heavy favorite. He's athletic, but he's too. He makes big mistakes. When they're close, Rodriguez's hands are up.

2:46:43 He needs Brian Callan's workshop. who wins this. He's very comfortable. What I'm saying is that I just watched the first minute, guys, Are you a fan of Caceres? He was the first guy to beat him. I never said he wasn't. You said he has no fundamentals. Of course he's very good. Great takedown, too. Good fundamentals. going to be illegalized? The shorts are great.

2:49:24 someone's Bermudez is good No no It's because The wardrobe malfunctions Someone Maybe I was thinking In Skechers He could, too. Wait a minute. He's Colonel Sanders now? Yeah. Just only three months. Because did anybody ever have a loose-fitting upper top? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brian, you sound like a guy acting like a commentator in a movie right there.

2:51:24 I've never said off the charts in my life I've never said That's fucked up Brought it up his fundamentals right about it Cushion. The refs will probably allow hits to the back of the head. Tracing him down here. That too. Yeah, right? Like a hilarious black stand-up comedian. Would someone think that it would be racist if you got a guy, Richard Pryor?

2:53:49 the new black do you think oh my god that's hilarious now is the white of here. Oh my god. That's hilarious He's going to hear this. Rodriguez. know about that dude yeah youair is a fucking beast. He backed out. He tweeted it. That is a great idea. Rodriguez. That could get ugly. No, keep it white. How big is it? just make fun of white people Not be judged

2:56:20 I don't agree with it at all any way racist. I'm not being racist. I'm not trying to be funny. Try drinking a grape soda and just Oh, so good. Old school way. No, it's not Mormons. Great fight here. that chicken baguette It's a chicken baguette with watermelon barbecue sauce. That's for real. Leaping forward and leaping back and moving forward fast as a lot of like serious explosions It's fun to watch what is it's no it's great. It's amazing

2:58:36 but Rodriguez comes from is the way his head's going all the way to the side like that, Caceres? Although if Alex threw a fucking knee, he'd be in trouble. Or knowing when he's committing to one side or another side Help me out with this. and a nice combination before that. Oh! fight handily. Is it handily or handedly? Oh, slippery, slippery, slippery third round.

3:01:07 Caceres is hard to deal with I'm not making fun of you. Alex wants to be where he's at right now. It's called honeydicking. for fear of your own life, And I agree with you that first round he did win. That didn't hit. Boom. Deal with a cut. I go a little cut For at least a minute You're being a little strong. I haven't seen a lot of people throw rights that way.

3:03:31 You have to be so ready to explode for five rounds. His angles though, he keeps catching. He's a bad motherfucker. I don't think I'm being in any way. It's awesome when you guys talk over each other. It just feels weird when no one's talking, right? Let me tell you something about this fucking place, this Cuban joint in Encino, California. I know. It's keto-friendly?

3:05:54 I'll have to check the sugar in the sauce. I'm house-watering. Is that it right there? Yeah, I had a yam today. get a certain amount of carbs. Fruit, too, if you eat a shitload of fruit. I think it's smart, though. It's a big part of soda. That's hard for people to deal with Fruit too, if you eat a shitload of fruit Proteins. You don't have to do anything, bro.

3:07:52 He said no? That's so funny. No. That's a really good marker. I said, bitch, you gotta be crazy. Are you sure? Look at these guys. Brian keeps showing reverence to this encounter. These guys are leaving it out here in the ring There I am. You know, Eric Apple had his uh his wrist broke his neck. Jesus Christ. Oh, shit. Oh, hammer fist. It's a free country.

3:11:36 Hold on. Joe would kill him. I mean, you're a warrior. And they go, holy shit. I've never heard one. They can't even fake you. Oh, oh, oh. Do you think it does? Yeah, for sure. That would act as cushion, of the people, Yeah and look at Alex Cacera's coming But see this is my question about Yair Rodriguez's style right? A lot of it is jumping He's fighting tough guys man.

3:14:53 You shouldn't be talking right now. Yes. It is super interesting, the that we know. The new hands down position being like in order to be where you're off balance or off bounds for head kicks or knees to the ground, you have to have both hands flat, palms flat on There's always an issue with subjectivity. Split decision. Oh, this is 145 145. Yeah the ring for two minutes and 56 seconds. Is that 155 or 170?

3:17:21 You win by 10-8? So we know, if we're watching the fight at home, down three times in one round, what would the score be usually? There's no three knockdown rule in effect. Do you fellas want a slice of cheese? Nope, I'm good. My grandfather would bring it home. I honestly don't remember what he said. which means one judge thought that Caceres did enough to win.

3:19:26 Our boy didn't get hit much. Yes, you did. Nobody cares, but here's what I say. And then I'd see Rodriguez throw a shot, and when he'd throw a shot, he was in a position where he couldn't get hit. This is why you don't understand boxing. I quit. I'm saying you're not qualified to judge the two fighters. won a split decision. I didn't know who the fuck he was.

3:22:04 Who? Jesus Christ. Look at that I'm like he threw up on me Remember that? Yeah, man. Are they really? Alex Caceres. Look at that. and Yair Rodriguez? Not right now, son. Yeah, no shit. He's's 23 he's amazing i mean When Jair Rodriguez does pad work, it's like jab, wheel kick, jab, 360 roundhouse kick. I'll tell you what, man. I'm still a believer What's that?

3:24:57 And you did it totally independently. Turtle Sandals. Yeah. You know, they should get George Wallace to do it. What the fuck I like what you tried to do there. He's got to fix that eye. again. Dude, it's going to be fucking I think that's one of the beautiful things about the UFC, being able to make crazy fights like this. pride. Top 10. Randy gets a bit more because Randy won the UFC heavyweight title.

3:27:41 He's outweighed by like 50 pounds. And then remember when Randy fought Liotto? Why do you have to bring that up, bro? Dude, you and I. I never forgot that. He looked like a lion. We used to call him Garden Hoses. Look at the size of him. Yeah, start it from the beginning, though. He looks about the same age. Like, you almost get too strong and too powerful,

3:30:16 Woodley's also way leaner. Well, Vitor's had, I believe, at least eight operations on his hands. Fuck, man. Like Vitor was wearing gloves. So you can't. This is a pretty technical fight for back then. Randy, well, I believe he had his first and I only did it for like a year and a half until they wanted me to go to Japan. And this is so old. You don't think so?

3:33:13 is fucking awesome. I'm barely on Fight Pass. Look at this. This is technical shit. Randy Couture's a legend. And I put my chest on his chest. anybody ever uh tap to the can opener anymore? Ooh. I had one. You know the last one I remember? No, Overeem's brother got him, right? Valentine Overeem's a beast. By the way, look at how much time is going on in this clock.

3:35:56 Well, how about what happened to Randy Couture's shorts? Oh, there you go. they have him everywhere. Yeah, you can watch him. But imagine if it was only Randy versus Chuck Liddell, two and three. And he had the worm, remember? Wow, look at Jamie. old school fights, the fucking Beating that ass. If he feels you breaking, especially So close to his His athletic prime

3:38:13 Morrie Smith Yep How about Mark Coleman versus Maury Smith? He basically gassed in that one. And I looked down and I goes, I got some running shoes. Go back to the show, the audience. So was I. were next to him and you said I looked in his mouth and it looked like his mouth had different parts in it like he You definitely don't want it. I always enjoyed him, too.

3:41:24 but he didn't pass his physical. God damn it. Oh, man, that's unfortunate. He was supposed to fight this year, but he didn't pass his physical. He didn't pass his physical and was removed from the fight. Because Maurice beat Mark Coleman, remember? Ground and pound me. What's he doing? He definitely has enormous heart. He's just funny. long range cardio stuff.

3:42:44 13-ish somewhere around there. UFC 12 is when I started. This is back like UFC 12-ish, 13-ish, somewhere around there. Crazy. scooch this up a hair head butting Go ahead. Right there. Right there is good. Took him down I think It's one of the reasons why he was so dangerous. Like, you could Maurice was That's a transition that I did not remember. The guy stayed sort of in it.

3:45:37 Royce is very good at surviving on the ground. He was palling around with Maurice back then. Yeah. Kickboxing with takedowns. Drakka. And Dominic Steele. Yeah. This is new, right? Yeah, they said, what the fuck are we doing with this bullshit? See that? You could do throws and stuff. It's bullshit. At Eddie Bravo 10 Instagram. Brendan. Awesome. E-B-I-8.

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