Joe Rogan Experience #20160827 — Fight Companion - August 27, 2016 Transcript

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0:00 Ooh-wee! Hey everybody, it's Fight Companion! People get mad. I mean, we have Jamie, but we don't have an executive that's telling us how the show goes, It was a war. But I remember it being really tightly matched. How about when he was 19, I think it was, Good defense right there. Was this split decision, Jamie? They're going to perform like they do at the gym at their best.

2:31 47, 46, is a wrestler who's no joke. And Lozon as well. Lozon's MMA jiu-jitsu is no joke You know what I like about Lozon too? i mean he like completely fully commits on things this is some serious shit right here this matchup They could go right there with Conor McGregor. They could throw down with anybody. They could go right there with Conor McGregor.

4:37 It's the accuracy is a big part of it. I think people joke about that. It's basically like Kata. his timing on that left leg kick. fucking hysterical it's a parody of conor mcgregor and nate diaz like getting uh intimate That'll be an easy hit, easy sensation. I don't think I've ever got as excited for any fight ever. Holy shit. and watched it again

7:20 I mean the fact that It seemed like he kind of caught a second wind somewhere around the fourth round. And had him against the fucking cage. And that it was not going to be defined by his past result. Dominic Cruz, first of all, would know, right? that's a very tense The Paul Daly fight is a great example of that. Yeah. it's worse to beat someone's

10:25 I mean, he's as famous as a rock star. You know, there'll never be anybody like Nate. No, he's good at that. Red Band was one of the first people that pointed it out to me. Was that the greatest UFC fight ever? But then there's Carlos Condit, Robbie Lawler. I really do. Like he was lighting him up. and Nate Diaz is on top, So how would the Japanese look at that?

13:42 it look at the end right who's getting their ass beat at the end? Which is a real point, right? Because the whole idea about what a fight's Nobody's thinking that, right? So if the guy This is a slobber knocker. Lozon got that good job. Lozon got that good don't think they've got it down That's it. There's a clear rule set. Like that's perfect. You want a guy who really understands the ground. That's the kind of guy you want being a judge. That's perfect.

16:28 See, right here, here's a good example. that Jim Miller was doing on him on their If, in that situation, I mean, we would, we, it's very possible that we might disagree about certain aspects of scoring. fights and talking about technique have you ever seen a lot of those? Like Lawrence Kenshin, have you ever seen his stuff? Look at this beautiful fucking fight, man.

18:46 Oh, he's going for the arm bar. Oh, my God. Unless I didn't hear the bell. Oof. what's that that was in around god damn powerful joe lozano with the takedown yeah takedowns are huge man guys don't want to be taken down it's like how much of a big deal is it it's got to be worth a lot man because someone's control or damage? I think getting hit is worse

20:37 Yeah. in how many times the fight ended from that position that's it's super low,.00002%. And then the bell rings. do this all completely on the natural or one five minute round and then a 10 minute round or 10 minute and then a five minute like pride used to do why the fuck not there's no reason why why you shouldn't be allowed to do that Like 10.9, 10-8, 10-7.

23:20 where they're just barely squeaking by each other. That's what a lot of guys do, right? But not officially. Yeah, of course. I think MMA could benefit from something like that. Your system is probably one of the best systems plus if you also analyze the other aspects of the fight. But towards the end of the round even and I'm going to give the round to boom.

25:55 It's a five-minute round. When you're really involved in a fight, you're in the moment in a lot of ways. The more I'm enjoying a fight, I'll remember it after the fight. I'm thinking, damn, I don't remember any of this shit. Holy shit. that we have on podcasts about the scoring system, But there is hope because there have been changes. I don't want to screw this up, and I'm not exactly sure when it goes into play.

27:41 Not really? I don't know why. But you do enjoy Yeah, check it out. Okay. Game as fuck. They can't do that with women's basketball. That's a good idea. The women volleyball players are superstars. Hot girls. Oh, it's volleyball. It can't be done. Take your clothes off. It's on for three minutes Or they want to see them They can't just have all women's gymnastics and volleyball and soccer and all that shit.

31:32 Is that a real picture? What Olympics are they going to be allowed to wear thongs? It's so stupid. Oh my god, Egypt's make you wear certain clothes. Well, you know. It's a matter of how much it's happening. Did that happen a lot? I wonder if that's a lie. No. Apparently they vandalized a gas station. Not on them. Who's that? I know how frustrating it is if you listen to this shit.

35:35 Paige, ooh, that's a nice knee to the liver. All that framing, elbows. very wise when it comes to She threw the tornado kick, my friend. constantly keeping up that pace on her. See? Like, Paige takes that chance, throws that Look at the movement right there. in women's MMA, like, continue to go up and up. that's going to be on slow-mo highlight reel

38:48 Or Reebok, I'm sorry. And she's constantly throwing down with badass dudes. Can you imagine how big pages? strobe light. If Bellator decided to do shows like that. We're going to make it- Oh, shit! That was incredible! That was sensational. But it looked like But look at this Exactly like that? Oh, shit. What technique. bigger than ever. Bigger than

43:06 That's Taekwondo. It's just basically traditional sort of a karate style move. Come on. I don't think he's alive anymore. Yeah. You would break it down. and yet very few people on the planet know how to throw it right. He's got you, and when you're moving in on him, he's like angles and shots. He hits him with a front leg round kick in the face. Hendrix is an animal.

46:52 Former bachelorette? They just drop their gloves and they go knuckle to knuckle. I want to see ultimate knockouts in hockey. It was like when they were feeling each other out. Maybe Michael Page is up there too. Who's scarier than Rumble Johnson? That's the same exact combination. round did he stop him stopped him in the first wow yeah we could watch the whole first round

49:52 He's like, I got to learn how to wrestle. Would you recommend to a UFC fighter it's almost like you might want to concentrate on those other aspects which a lot of these guys are, Oh, you could do that later. He won't get into it later. You know, you gotta do it like yesterday, right? It could be a problem. Yeah. It was like Atlantic City show i'm not bullshitting either remember there was a ufc fighter on that show a black guy who

52:53 I didn't give him enough clues. World Combat League. the way they had it, where there's an outside edge. Or like whatever. It's a big part of MMA, but it's just one of the big three. I believe that most Muay Thai cancels Taekwondo. But if you don't know Muay Thai and you don't know how to check kicks, you're going to get exposed. With traditional jiu-jitsu, just straight chokes and arm bars, you have to pass the goddamn guard generally if you're on top to get close to any submissions.

55:36 catch wrestling, Well, let me ask you this. And how old are you? Breakdancing and wrestling, get into that hard. stay on top, boom, drive through, stay on top, to have on your core and the strength to do all that shit it's like it's like crazy yoga capoeira There's all sorts of shit. geo and boogie and all his guys and uh we got i got other break answers good it's for for sure

58:35 and the breakdancing. that shit boom and you're good yeah man you, the only thing that I would wonder about, I mean, you're kind of fucked. Tumanov is this fucking, Good leg kicks. like even that, almost didn't fucking happen. right? That's one guy you're like, you know what? His perfect example. And the wheel kick that he knocked out Terry Edom, do you know that was the first wheel

1:01:24 He goes down and in the background, Ari Shafir goes like this. And make a meme out of it? I've ever seen in my life. I've never seen anybody Watch this. He's right there behind me. Dude that's one of the greatest knockouts As far as like he does the two opponents Lulo almost gogo plated him. Yeah. He's on fire. Dude, Conor. when is that going to happen

1:04:06 Charles Oliveira closing in on Pettis. It's true. It's good defense by Pettis, though. See, that's how retarded I am. I can't remember shit. I don't think anybody's ever tapped anybody with that before. Olivera's got Pettis' back. He got him on the ground. Oh, here's a little punch for your troubles. You know, at first, the strikers, they were getting taken down pretty easily, but they have.

1:06:47 is professional with the jiu-jitsu right there. walking. Look at that base. Look at that. I don't know, man. That's some great shit right there. Well, Pettis tried. No, Pettis is almost out. I suspect Pettis got good defense here. Look at that. Oh, god. Wow. What a fight. I suspect Pettis He keeps going after it, but there's He got De La Riva for a second.

1:08:41 You gotta throw up kicks. I think a part of you says that there's no way he can knock me out here, so I don't mind So there's no way he can knock me out on his back except for that up kick. that was a hard fought first round. Yeah. Which one was first? Can you find Murillo Bustamante, Jerry Bolander up kick? Very smooth. God damn. Too much time left

1:10:55 Look at Oh I think Oliveira's struggling, man. forward like a goddamn cyborg. He really fucks with you with it. Oh, right hand by Pettis, right hand by Oliveira. Pat is with that right hand. Oh. it's not razor sharp What else do you need? And you got to win. that choke, it's like doing a pull-up Oh look at this Sweat is grease What's that? Oh, Pettis with the kick to the body!

1:15:10 It's what it's called? If there was three rules, or two or whatever you can think of, Joe, whatever you want of getting blown here. Rule changes. Talk to guys who are at it right now like John Jones who are in their prime. Options for rules for safety. Oh shit throwing up an armbar Yeah. That making that elbow Yes. Oh, my goodness. Olivera kissed him on the cheek.

1:19:00 each other's asses and damn all that that? Beautiful. Holy shit. Beautiful transition. He got under the chin with that grip. The fence kept it in. The more he swung it. Yeah, and he's pushing get it out. He's locked down. And you know what? The fence helped him. Yeah, he couldn't go to the right. The fence kept it in. Like, if the fence didn't exist,

1:20:01 There should be a tournament called fence wrestling where you start and you have a guy a sport, a separate sport. Fence wrestling. Do you think parents would let their kids wrestle in a cage if they had school meets? Show him that rubber guard. He's doing water polo The bad news is it involves your little angels wrestling in a cage. You just put little cages in each match.

1:21:51 Oil's optional Back when photoshop was first invented Where they're wrestling They wear really tight leather pants like they're in Judas Priest. I just think you can't. Dude's in the stands. He's like, yeah, it was cool. Whatever. literally in thongs? In super slow-mo an indication of full shaft low. but you want a monkey grip, Well, you have to do things to your dick to toughen it up.

1:24:53 Come with his A-game. Because guys have gotten in trouble for that. In wrestling? Look at that. The rules change depends on who kills the king. It's sexism. What if it's cheap quality and Turkish lawyer what if it's cheating to be gay so they got a lie It's like nature's preparing you to be his bitch. These are alternatives Why is it all so blurry?

1:28:00 that one fighter will simply signal his submission to the referee, and it's a pin. You didn't see that last part there to be the guys. The thing that he wears, those leather greased up pants. Okay, okay. Is dropped so far below his hips that the fighter being held cannot rise without exposing himself. no one breaks that rule and then the guy like dudes that are

1:29:59 Oh my God. They call it every now and then. Yeah, tips. in the pants and it's a little weird they're covered in oil. But you must have to be really fucking good at wrestling He is like, who's that guy? dudes for oil wrestling, he's just They're known for being rugged people. So people so you gotta think if they know how to There's a market. They're probably ugly as fuck.

1:32:54 And I think if you lift them up, you won. Maybe it's like an ant, in case there's a war against the gays. Can you imagine a street gang of gay jujitsu black belts? Greased up. They look just like Melvin Manhoof. Yeah. He was one of those guys where I met him and Robbie Lawler had that ridiculously insane KO of him. What happened? Didn't you hear about that? Did they? When was this?

1:35:54 I feel like Tate had this Like you get trapped. I thought about what he said and I said And what if they cheat? and you grab the fence, way ever to get hit. It's almost like I really think MMA should be there's no getting off the fence and pushing off of it You know, there's no cage anymore. with ebi is when i was presenting the overtime uh rules and all that to everybody nobody even

1:39:15 Get your tickets at ebiofficial.com. I think it's about five. He won the absolute. the Russian bear. But anyways, enough with that show. They thought it was too crazy. You're starting out in a bad position at the end. Shit, I have no fucking idea. He's a master. Brilliant. If you think that's the same as training in a gi, you're just, man, you're, I don't know what to say.

1:42:59 And his jiu-jitsu now is better than ever on the ground. Stopped him with that stepping in elbow. where he's not trying to be a striker yeah, that's what he's doing And he's been able to do this in Jiu Jitsu. He's on another planet. fire, take some shots and it's no big deal. He's not totally passed, but look at this passing. when you really understand how important mastering that position is,

1:45:02 He's done. He's out. Carlos Condit. That jiu-jitsu is on a completely different level. Look, bit by bit, he takes him down and he's in his guard. Look how he's cinching it up there. He passed halfway. Well, yes. three quarter mount in MMA You went from top half to three-quarter mount to the back. He fought that judo guy, took his back, and just blasted him with elbows to the back of the head.

1:48:24 Rear naked choke is back of the elbow strikes were legal and the fight didn't end is it than getting your eye socket blown We wanted to see it in MMA. Whereas the MMA jiu-jitsu you'd see like great flashes Jacare is right up there with you. Yeah. That's the worst nightmare. had a lot of work to do now And then like, there's way too much. What Damien Maia did is what only

1:51:39 You're a legit striker now. and just keep going no matter what happens. right down to the weapon. He stuck it out. But if you look at it as a learning, that was a perfect thing for him to do. Hopefully you don't get caught. You got to have, I think that's what George Gershel was going through. He didn't give a shit. George Rizzo could have been like Damien Maia.

1:54:34 that have tried to do MMA and do they're really good look at me i never fucking did mma i'm like but it's like what we were talking I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a dissing golf. I know people enjoy it. Don't get me wrong. He who controls the media. I'm not dissing golf. Basketball guys have mansions and they live in, but we're both in the Olympics. You remember that?

1:56:49 So when you see that, and you see two call it no gi judo because um although wrestling is closer to mma because it's no gi you know and The most important thing is that front line. And in wrestling, they don't. because that's more realistic. We just saw... This is a Zika virus ridden ferret. I know the Yankees were huge back in the dizzay, the old-time days.

1:59:30 It was like 50 years ago. because it seems like inexorable. And I'm sure the case is the same or similar with MMA. Last time we talked about this, Yes, he can drink. of money, you know? Who knows how much it is in fighting, but That guy that died, he got hit by a pitch. I believe he was a Boston Red Sox player, and he got hit with a pitch Like I remember thinking, whoa, you can get that fucked up by a pitch

2:02:20 Now they do. And there's even guys now that don't have to wear a face mask. He probably had some kind of head trauma where like, because a puck came so it doesn't happen anymore. I always wondered that. Sharp flying at us. Oh, yeah, they get hurt, man. It's just a picture of it. Yo, dude, you wouldn't want to get hit in the head with a softball. Yeah.

2:04:52 I'd be looking through the shield. Jamie, Joe doesn't want to hear that. If it's a good movie. I should be dead right now. I rolled down the window. I just tell him the truth. out and goes what is this i looked at it it's weed it's marijuana and it wasn't but i didn't even What was it? And that's marijuana. I confessed too much. It's weed. Do you know that story?

2:09:06 And along the way, he ran into some robber. and he didn't do anything, and his uncle died. I hate superhero movies. No. Oh, it's so good. runs the police, everybody. And it's basically about him as a kid, but mostly about Gordon, Commissioner Gordon, how he some he's a Batman's a kid. engulf them. It's fucking good! They're trying to like like how are these guys?

2:11:51 It's all real. The lighting. It's a great story. I bet it would be super hard. I would have never started watching, He goes, that's how it's run. What do you think of Michio Kaku? no no and I just bombed him with some I asked him about mushrooms. He said, well we're not your TV projects. would. Almost anybody who's Fuck. It's 10. astrophysicists and cosmologists

2:15:45 And shit. The noise that they indicate that it indicates the Big Bang. It's like the radiation left over after the Big Bang. that. All I do is just watch some space documentaries to Kepler to out is the universe spinning around us or are we spinning around the universe that's always the we don't know shit. What you just said now is what everyone's natural reaction.

2:18:27 Like you just, everybody relies on, someone figured that out and someone double checked it. Obviously someone that's been measuring this stuff. Totally. You look at, there was an experiment called the Michelson-Morley experiment that tried But if you go along the current or the other way, you're going way faster. because we read it somewhere that they know but it's all guesswork when you when you watch this

2:20:54 all the way around you. The Principle. You know what they found out? This is a recent documentary? And all the heat is all i don't know if it's true that cosmic microwave background could be total bullshit that could It's like they'll release. Go ahead. I don't think it was worth responding to. Yeah, that cosmic microwave They're looking at lights.

2:25:16 you this they're telling you who is they though the scientists in michio kaku he'll tell you That's what the first astronomers were saying. The sun's going around us, but the planets are going around the sun. And then there was a third one where we're the center of the sun's going around us, are we going around the sun or is the sun going around us?

2:26:41 Since Einstein, I don't know I think they're measuring disrespectful conversation Michio Kaku knows all about it. If this is true, with the rebel flag fall off the planet? Somehow, magically, it's... No, it's gravity. It's weird that we spin and the water doesn't fall off the plant somehow magically gravity Other people did it. Yeah. Anything that's written, like anybody could have wrote whatever.

2:28:37 It could be. Cut to, what do you think about space? whether the universe is rotating around us, They're like, yeah, the Earth spins. We have This is a stoner talk. I know. I don't know what I'm This is not something we should. If it's real, it's life-changing. Like if you just look at what what is absolute about space forget about all the measurements

2:30:53 I think they're faking everything. You know what? They've lied But they definitely they have to have enough food to stay alive and air and whatever the fuck it, with a red tint. I mean, that's all that's what they say. I understand, but that's what we see. Our warm blue planet is more similar in some ways to the desolate red planet than you know. No, I don't. I don't think there's a little tiny chance, small little percentage that they could be faking that? No, I don't.

2:33:25 Find that frozen... Comparison of planet Mars, one of those documentaries where they show um the uh interaction between the mycelium and the uh the roots of the trees and even rocks themselves, listen to it it's a mind blower it's uh i wonder how they figured all that out they actually have They even, in this podcast, they were talking about how they find a tree that's like specifically needy and they channel resources to that tree.

2:36:38 Like the ones that eat they can get any spray on them they ran out of spray going to starve to death like they've had problems where Because the plants taste like shit. is rich in dimethyltryptamine. And the acacia tree is the tree that when animals are eating it upstream the ones downstream they And she fucked up a tattooed chick from another country.

2:39:14 She did one to the body there. She gets the big jump. After that fight on Fox, that's a big deal to have that fight on Fox. That's what you tell a girl, right? in other sports but that's just the way it goes that's just the way i mean this sport is in this She's laughing at missing her own kick. fought in Bellator yesterday. He looks legit. Might have been the RFA.

2:41:48 You know, I was thinking to me, man, it was something I was thinking when I was watching him fight in the early days. Exactly like Liotta. With confidence Seems like that would be a good signing, you know? Eddie Alvarez? He was Bellator's champion at one point in time. Rory McDonald just signed to Bellator. It's good for business. It's good for the UFC. It's good for business.

2:43:59 Who's number three? Yeah. good... They had Tyrone Spong. I don't know if No, no. He's much larger. What's the latest with Mark Hunt? It's something that helps you bring your body back after your endocrine system shuts down. or you could be taking it because you need your body to re-kickstart its testosterone after you overdosed it. Yeah. And he was like, well, because he likes to party right like john jones tested positive for coke he

2:46:51 Well, there was even talk about how long the suspension would be for Brock Lesnar. but I don't know when and I don't know what commission, You look like a hell of an athlete. And, you know, who knows what methods they use It'd be an interesting choice for people that wanted to get some help. It's a CBD oil pan. He probably didn't realize most people just can't make the distinction between CBD oil and pot.

2:49:15 how crazy is it that you know we have a state like colorado and there's other states too like How crazy is it that we're living in a world like that? Is it like that? It's weird. and their kids are down to one seizure a week or maybe even less. You saw that documentary where they had that kid, or that news report, rather, some some real issues and the cannabis oil and eating hash and like like you

2:51:10 And it's apparently really, really, really effective for that. the results i'm hearing yeah and there's also other parts of the same country that we live in right now where if you took that same medicine and you got caught with it you go to You're operating on some old voodoo. Okay, we're going to get in. I mean, when you got Hillary and Trump, How about that election fraud shit

2:53:18 What if? evidence I'm like it's like telling me that some whore fuck some other dude I'm but it says, those who control the media is like, boy, what a slippery grip they have on it. Look, we got Hillary. conspiracy theory money you know know what I mean? No matter how paranoid you are, And all this bullshit that's going on in the world. Juicy conspiracy thought.

2:56:32 with my buddy Ry Dawson yes, he does. conspiracy theorists it's all theories based on mostly circumstantial evidence. It's not like real It's still the same criminals. Oh, it's all good But it doesn't matter that he's so paranoid. subjects. Maybe Yes, and that's what's going on. that there's no way when looked at. and two days later But Alex Jones is completely independent.

2:59:13 still be talking about this stuff. him talk, business of doom. You're always looking of Edward Snowden, we think of just as a part really smart, That burns me more than anything but I'm not going to believe you. You're not going to believe, even though you say? That's what's going on. a badge that says, Mr. Official Trying to steer this away from this fucking conspiracy swamp that we keep falling into.

3:02:12 It's not always right. It's not worth it. I want some made-up. I'm enjoying something. I'm not being half-fucked. view things and move faster. to one of my fucking Q&As that I did with the UFC. He's not a bad man at all. I have documentaries No. cameras they could film at a very high rate of speed okay like really complicated You could see there were bugs.

3:05:08 I remember getting high. Yeah, look, we were convinced that there's these things. Where's all the dead ones? I'm pretty sure it's real as fuck. I'm going to be a rod guy. Have you heard about this? I watched 30 seconds, That, I don't know. All you got to do is just tobacco science. and the people and our health, You mean abstinence from what? That's the giant elephant in the fucking sky.

3:08:26 Sometimes greed will actually result in something beneficial to mankind. into a vegetable you're expensive all those accidents with no seat belts were It was amazing rap. It was amazing work, but it was all about not smoking. I'm cool. I'm not gonna smoke I don't know. Think about that. But you can't make things illegal because you can't tell people what they can and can't

3:11:09 that was beneficial for humanity, I don't want the government telling me That should be a meme. And cars, it's a one-mistake stupid shit and you're fucked up for life. Seriously illegal? To pay someone to lie about something? So if you were going to do that, I think it's too easy because everyone's talking about, It's really interesting. Tobacco science.

3:14:30 to debunk cigarettes is going on? Oh, for sure. Of course. Look who wrote this article. Oh, my God. My god the Smith month modernization the new law would give sleep sweep Like that's their strategy for dealing with terror is to create a feeling of and we're going to tell you about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, and we're just going to make shit up.

3:16:48 It says science. hillary clinton's health are you shocked or something dude people are dying all the time Flying into space. They're like taking them Did you know eight fucking died in 1968? in test piloting rockets and shit. He got suicided. I'm like I don't even want to deal with it anymore There's so many characters in JFK. Where can I find this eight astronauts dying in 1968?

3:19:40 Grissom. dollars or something to adjusted i think that's adjusted to American dollars. Yeah. A lot of money. All that shit, like the fence. They never finished it. They got and then fucking skim they abandon it But that's what it is. Who knows what getting across the border, no fence, even finished. They just go around. It's so crazy. It's so obvious.

3:22:15 He's super smart. head of CIA denounces Hillary and Trump. Really? He's denouncing Trump. He's crucifying Trump. Okay, let me play devil's advocate and conspiracy theorist at the same time. he's going to try to disband. Yeah, the particle. Well, you might be right. He's just being obnoxious and being crazy. and it's, uh, they know tackle, whoa, TMZ sports, drug, drug drinking, Black and white Punch Scuffle Tackle Whoa

3:25:12 Throwing a drink in a guy's face Whoa People just stop paying attention. Just we got to bombard you with shit and it goes Do you ever seen the one where the best, one of the best gifts, animated gifts of all time Yeah, he pulls up. make sure to protect him. He was dropping in a convertible just like that. While I was I woke up in a new Bugatti I woke up in a new Bugatti

3:27:56 I woke up in a Bugatti It doesn't even seem like a real car when you're inside it, when you see the interior yeah what's the record like regular cars S. I think it does it in The 2017 Model S can do it in 2.5. I don't think so. and the distance around it. Hayabusa. Well, is on. Hayabusa is a motorcycle? Hayabusa. I think there's a falcon that goes like 200 miles an hour.

3:30:38 Which of course makes it the fastest when you're looking at it it just looks like it's going fast you don't have any perspective you're Eddie Bravo hates standards. these fucking i just want to chill and listen to music i don't have to fucking shift gears I like to start my fucking engine manually. this past weekend dude you ever drive one of them big cushy ass fucking boats no but i saw like this bro is driving did it have its own

3:33:35 It's like the way I go over bumps and shit. Even though it's gigantic, it handles good for a big, gigantic thing. They would trip out on the phones more than the cars. Nobody was ever going, hey, here, you know, with air balloons, there's fucking got that shit perfected. Nobody was ever going, You land your balloon as close as you can to your home,

3:35:51 16 people Holes Gracie? The times that you Is it cooler than those wingsuits? You're falling, but Yeah. Jetpack will soon be available The girlfriend's going to be Look at this. Dude's going to be in his footies on a fucking glider next to her plane. How'd they get food? and you don't have time to land to take a shit, So he really did. Are you serious?

3:38:55 Most people. Because Brian Callen was the first of us to do it, and he experienced a lot of bullshit. Really? unreasonable that someone doesn't look at the wiring and make sure if you're doing something hey everywhere so when that crazy shit like happened, like if you talk to Michael Jai White. No. A lot of people lost houses. But this is the question.

3:41:44 That doesn't make any sense. It's probably a system of different power plants that power the grid. And gas generators are used that's like as big as this fucking room No, you only give what you're not using. But you're using the power. We're going to give you the free electricity, and then we're going to pay you a little extra, anything. You don't change anything. What does it say?

3:44:54 Simple. The last dot, it says surplus electricity is fed back into the main grid. Why is that confusing, man? They got too much power? We'll give you a couple dollars for it, too. You can't pay for an eighth, but you want an eighth, so I'm going to give you an eighth. It's amazing. Joe and Eddie's. What if we get some super billionaire guy to hang in the front of me and you,

3:47:22 We need that... I think those days are gone. to a whole new level. I'm with you. that you would think would be one of the smartest people where they have massive amounts of influence, because of the whole Clinton-Monica Lewinsky thing, and he's getting his dick sucked, listen to him talk. It was so transparent. All along it was so transparent all of it was so transparent and then the the chain of cheney was essentially running the show

3:50:14 It was 2001, right? There's kids that are, I think, freshmen this year are learning about it just through history books. That's fucking crazy. that libertarian guy that we had in here I think you have to really know it. but I'm a four stripe white belt. oh, I'm going to get my blue. If you've never done it, have these things in their head that they know to be true but they don't know it the way you know it

3:53:00 He's getting on him. somewhere someone has probably studied the lunar rover on the moon that's how I feel about everything. That's how I feel about astronomy. That's how I feel about the lunar rover on the moon. so this giant inflatable ball encompassed, or what do they do? It's not real. Bro, that shit's fake as fuck, dude. Thin ass atmosphere, right?

3:55:22 Humans built houses out here. Freezing at night. Because people are listening. Well, this is CGI. This thing is robust. They don't always work. It could be on Vimeo or If you had to guess. ago, where you'd have seen most stuff that has come through. and just like have like a, and write notes. Yeah. Does she? Paige Van Zandt jumping a roundhouse kick to the face.

3:59:18 I'm sorry. Yeah, man. I know Courtney Casey. Oh, how dare you, Jamie. Okay. Oh, yeah. Karolina Kowalskiewicz. Damn, I missed that one. Why do I think that was a five-round fight? Do you think she would do that? the gangster shit. That would be the gangster shit. cyborg would be the biggest and people would understand that she's not getting a title shot right away.

4:01:54 A hundred percent. but she's going to have You just base it all on the revenge, but Home did lose her last two fights, so that kind of could... 170 they didn't matter dana yeah dana thinks for some reason that that fight doesn't make sense to Give up the title. Why take chances? That would be huge. So he would go right to Alvarez. He's going to have hyenas instead of pit bulls.

4:04:20 Gold bars all around his bedroom. Okay. How do you feel about fork and knife Kentucky Fried Chicken? China trade where'd you make this isn't this your shirt He's bringing out clothing that Donald Trump owns. clothes and uh they say that they can't find a sew house in america that is up to the same like if you buy something from china like if you buy an iphone we all know it in our dirty little

4:07:17 is not that different than the that's why it's weird when people jump to their death rather than go to work again, that's fucking weird, man. Yeah, they get Viagra and random boner pills. Make some clothes for this big company. it's like they found that you know after a while slavery evolved into you wouldn't have to fucking that you could pay someone with their time the difference between that money and how much money

4:09:58 I don't give a shit. there and paid people a dollar a day and multiple ones all over China Pakistan everywhere Taking crazy chances. Yeah. Like, it's not perfect. whoa, that's not somebody somebody had a meme that uh you are statistically less likely to get bit by a And they like to make statements. It's a message. Who's that guy, Hassert, that got convicted of child molestation?

4:14:55 I just tweeted a study about it that they were doing an investigation of it. but he the thing is that he only went to jail for 15 months like he uh he got an I'll try to find the guy's name, He basically bought his way out So this is not a guy. you can get the people to believe anything. How do they do these big dick pills, Are you a victim of short dick syndrome or something like that?

4:18:03 It's totally big farm it out. oh, you're going to gain 20 to 30% need is one doctor that's that's dr drew that's how you get back on the mainstream yeah get him Let's wrap this bitch up. We just did If you don't want to subscribe, go to UFC.TV.