Joe Rogan Experience #20160903 — Fight Companion - September 3, 2016 Transcript

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0:00 Absolutely not. We're on the air right now. I fucked up. There you go. Just do it. Yeah, Diego Sanchez got really into Dan Quinn's Stevia thing. Oh, yeah. If you want to know what happened, we don't know. That dude's scary as fuck. So you're looking at that. That's Anthony Rumble Johnson. Not only that, he controlled him on the ground until he punched him in the face

2:57 Yeah. Hey, man. and he goes i want to show you guys something essentially basically showing them that he that He's a Korean cowboy. Marcin Held just got signed. Yeah. To the whites. White people from other countries comes to white people. To the whites. To the whites. Big trouble. Well, Sam Tripoli has that joke where he goes, he'll be like, I lost Bobby Lee at the Korean Day Parade.

5:30 different parts of the world mixes you thought of us as a country which you know we are a country and share ideas Like they say, what is it like? Well, China's film market is neck and neck with the United States now. Yeah. That's what I do. Well, today, maybe it should make sense. I love drawing the distinction and alerting people to the fact that I know the difference.

7:55 They're huge differences. That's a skill my man. No. It's like an X-Men power. No. If you're in And then in that time, just the change of the landscape has been so drastic in just them. what's going on? So even the Quran says that's the first book. to you that you don't know well these people are on my side of the dirt and those people on that Well, explain who he is.

10:19 stuff like that. Because he has freedom of speech, right? duty. Oh, that's a good point. It's not good. it gets a lot of people paying attention, but it's just going to get a lot of hate. But now you have other players starting to do the same thing. Isn't that what he wanted though? Why would he say all that? He wants this. It's like little clumsy, maybe a little clumsy on his part. But now you have other players starting to do the same thing.

12:13 Well, I think he kind of, but the big issue is he's just not playing very good football. Like what team wants to take on that PR nightmare? which is the United States versus government or a government policy. a knee and had a former Navy to something he feels strongly about. Obviously, he wanted to be loud about it Yeah, that's the thing. His contract and his on-field play is the bigger issue if you're calling.

14:29 He sees about $10 million of that. He's rich as fuck. He took him to the conference finals and the playoffs. and everyone else really got to him. Losing weight. while they're in the middle of a professional athletic career I mean, nine to five doesn't count. And how tired are you all the time after practice? Because they have a book, right? Dude, there's no 26-year-old that's built to handle the kind of pressure

17:31 I shouldn't be making an official statement today, Then you've got to get ready for a football game. But I think you're dead right in that the real problem is God damn it. Poor him. socks, the whole arena would be There's no turning on Tom Brady. and they'd be like, New England was like, I mean, we wouldn't be mad if he gets out. Yeah. It is hilarious.

20:16 Get him on the fighter of the kid. The football bit he did last night, I was crying. Ralphie May. What happened? You've lost everything. It's a roast, though. Yeah. They do it at the comedy store on Tuesday nights, and they do it late at night. Some of them are, for whatever reason, deep in their 30s. one you know decides who got whatever it is And I went, I'm down to do like a podcast,

22:21 You don't want to be mean to people. I don't like hurting people's feelings. Because obviously they're going based off each other, it's just dead silent. I'm sure it's on YouTube. She's out of the fucking loop This motherfucker's in an audition again. The two things she did to get herself known on HBO, they were pretty amazing. She's not like in the comedy

24:37 It's not, like, clear and sharp and, like, well-defined. Casual as fuck. She's like, what's up? When someone came at her, when her and Jeselnik were going at it, and she was like, who are but sometimes success and stuff he goes The wonder and the mystery of who am I? I loved her stand-up That would be so boring to me And you're like, what in the fuck are you talking about?

27:00 There's nothing further from a traditionalist. We're having this national debate, which is an important national debate, because there's There's a lot of women and men that fall in these weird places. Yeah, but this is what we've been dealing with when we're talking about, like, putting What she did in 1976 was pretty impressive and whatever. No, you can't.

29:03 Her shit got so bad. they'll leak your naked photos, too, if you leave them on iCloud, I feel like she's new to it too though, right? him maybe he doesn't mind maybe he's using as a psychological exercise but he's talking about There's too many people. Especially in And they are who they are through a series of bad decisions and life circumstances and genetics and all the above.

30:57 And they just start putting all kinds of rude shit about him. And they just want to be mean. You might be a Seattle fan It's freeing right But no, you're definitely right. It's called Bukkake. When you've got to do that all the time. they read Goethe and everything else, and they had, and what happened? Oh, my God. times. Okay, 440 pounds. He's a big fucking dude.

33:38 Is that the way to go with deadlifts? so it's more work, I feel like. B was doing, Brennan was doing 550, 10 reps. That was ridiculous. You got a big-ass gorilla body, and you weren't lifting weights. This motherfucker got the perfect frame, and he's wasting it eating Cheetos. Free Tibet. He's in the top ten. improvement would he have to make before he could

35:46 You get past this one, then he's probably going to get Gustafson next. But OSP, I'm sure, would like a rematch. See if that's true. She's right. It says all Sweden. Was it say ethnicity? Northern on super short notice He doesn't really beat anyone that good. No no this would be his biggest opponent for sure, but he's a spooky dude Remember, he had Glover on the ropes and then ate a fucking hook from Mars.

38:22 He wrestled in college, so he's loud. Yeah, all that wrestling. And Bader is like Phil Davis No question. He shouldn't really be getting caught with that stuff. Three minutes into the first round. So if you want to sync it up with us. It's interesting how there's certain things that you just absolutely predict Latife's hair said, see ya. So Bader is doing a lot of switching stances.

41:07 Who knows what's going to happen with John? throws that counter right hand. And also, you've got to realize that Latifi, we're four minutes into this fight. Exclusively those guys go dry. They run out of gas, especially when you get in the top five. Yeah, I mean Well, he should break free, man, and keep bombing. Okay. Still. Dude, it was the end of the round, and he got knocked down, and you're going to give it to Bader?

43:26 There was no grappling. Eddie Bryant. You described a totally different situation. That's not the way the judging works, fellas. Even in the sport, he won. Take it, take it, take it. He's got his front headlock here. I would give that a draw. when dudes throw a punch and they land with the thumb. He landed with his thumb and I went, oof. it looks like a centipede

45:55 oh how did you score that one God, Bader got away with fucking that. Such a dangerous fight and hurt at the end of the first round and comes back with that Circling. Walk away. Holy shit. It looks like he was going for a kick and then just fall through on the knee. Coming off that loss, dude, to get a knockout win. Yeah, he's retiring. That's what they say.

47:51 He's the head troll online now? And just all big dudes in MMA gloves. That's awful. I mean, we've seen this dude in the UFC for a long time, Around 35, 36, you start going, hmm, if you're not doing anything, Yeah, great guy. Him and Henzo in Abu Dhabi. you know you lack a little help, People, you know, they've been doing that since the beginning of time.

49:51 Oh, not only longer. Oh, well, we can't find Brendan. Yeah, man. So the contract doesn't change because the last time he fought was 2013. to fight doesn't want to fight at a championship level and then he does not know me yeah give me George St. Pierre. Those are the two And fought everybody. I will sign your contract. I'll sign it. I'll fucking sign it. Nah, he get him fired up. I will sign your contract.

52:20 Like, it's not gonna happen. I got some ideas Let's take a ride Let's do this! You're fucking right. I'm not mad at them. How dare you? I like them. Those are new, son. VM. Oh, Brendan knows shoes. They're just, the padding on the bottom is thicker than what they used to be. That's like how your foot's supposed to be. the worst running in those things look why does it have a thin sole where the toes are?

54:53 It is a running shoe. Well, you're 50. Well, I have cons, too. I guess Jesus is wrong too He went down to San Diego Well, he's been public about that? He's a tough dude, man. Gusvin is the fucking, you know what I'm saying? It's tough, man. Definitely killed people. Well, he can't get a hold of them. Four guys had them on. like on the Converse the soles is different

57:40 the glue is from Indonesia Right. The interior is different. It's all in the details, kids. and then you have Damian Maia versus Wonderboy. It's a throwback. And if Damian Maia entered into a major jiu-jitsu competition tomorrow, he'd be very competitive against some of the best grapplers in the world. EBI and they would get smashed. guys that jump in there

59:55 that's why you can see because Abu Dhabi He also is EBI rules need to be standard, Ejibra. Yep. You nailed it. Next Sunday at the Orpheum. Yeah. jiu-jitsu player on the planet right now. September 11th. Keenan's a monster. They went 90. At 5 o'clock. We got Gustafson versus Blakovich. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. He's a fucking animal. That's ridiculous. He's like really...

1:03:29 Yeah, he's fighting really, really well. Because I was wrestling with his ass. Wow. in a rigorous strength and conditioning program and moving up? I don't know, man. Let's just be real. I agree. Like, he loses that fight, and he's like, I don't know if I want to do this anymore. He's also a smart guy. If you don't know who Andy Sauer is, fucking Google or YouTube him.

1:06:21 on the way i think so this guy's probably got some money in the bank, I hope. you've got to be a guy like GSP, Conor, you know what I'm saying? No, it's not that hard. you don't get your money back I'm in the... It's... He could make plenty of money talk. No. He doesn't even have to teach. He doesn't. Trust me. that are making a living. They just have the

1:08:13 It's wide open. famous UFC star a million percent you've had success You just got to know the business. It's easy, though. I deal with this every day. It's easy. No, no, but there's a lot of things that require the shit that you can never learn, Blachowicz cannot get off his back. It's time to transition. guy is forced to fight with low testosterone low enthusiasm he just can't muster up the kind of

1:11:16 Chinzo is like 39 years old, but he doesn't have a lot of fights on him. He looks like his brother in a lot of ways. He looks like Lyoto. Maybe even a little more aggressive than Lyoto. He's fucking fantastic. Starching dude. Knees. Starching good. Kicks. Starching good. He looks like his brother in a lot of ways. He grew up doing all the Jinzo Machida.

1:11:49 He doesn't look like a 39-year-old guy who's at the tail end of a long MMA career. and he has a lot of injuries coming from professional wrestling and he's never done He's working with world-class trainers and world-class sparring partners. Yeah, 13. He went to kick. now. He He doesn't even need to pass, and then he turns. There's all these passes.

1:14:18 and people get mad when I do this shit, but Don't ever forget how goddamn good Jake Shields is. Submitted him. He's keeping it nice and simple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I see Damien. would he be able to execute that kind of a strategy You know that weird, like, backwards triangle he does? than everybody else when he takes dude off you're not getting him off and why someone like carlos kahn i can't even get him

1:17:21 the treasure map that he's on, and tight. Are the best positions And it's the same shit is now getting into MMA. He's small, methodical. old school you can't breathe I'm talking about Maia. There's a lot of different jujitsu techniques, a lot of different styles of playing guard. Different guard passing styles. He went through some shit to figure out himself as a fighter.

1:20:03 because from there, he just waits for you it up. He knows Is her first MMA fight? Little tiny girl. a great base. She's Joanna's Good looking woman too. And with little gloves it's going to be very interesting a level of technique fucking high level, dude. Yeah, there's a lot of dangerous kickboxing women that are coming over now. when she fights someone like Holly, you get to see

1:22:41 super high-level background of striking She had one fight. So when they get in the UFC and they're fighting a girl who maybe she just likes to fight and in MMA, but overhand five. But people, to be able to unless you're already at a black belt but you know he gets carlos is a black belt yeah different and he was saying that the rear naked choke is all about the legs.

1:25:11 All of it. That's everything. If you got a world class squeeze And Gary Tonin, You ever see when Toquinho It was probably totally true, you know? about you don't know who's smart Pajaro oh that's not yeah yeah yeah that's his Amazing. Look at my draw with Cyborg. You know what's crazy about would have someone would that ruin the show back defense ever if you're

1:28:07 on YouTube, EBI Countdown. to see if he could win the whole thing I keep thinking BJ's retired. And if he doesn't fight a guy who's like Super dangerous He's probably not gonna Or something Who was the fight It was someone he had a fight scheduled with. What was the fight? 145. I mean, in Brandon Gibson. Yeah, 199. Yeah. to motivate himself and just take them to the ground.

1:30:55 The 70-pound division's completely changed now. That video of Seagal It's really weird. Plus, he did a bunch of weird stuff that nobody had ever seen before. And sweeping them Hard to kill is great Back then Sorry, buddy. I mean, I don't know. Dave Callahan wrote that. It's called And he's playing himself but making fun of it like a parody? Can't do it.

1:33:37 USADA testing. Amazing. and when he first started fighting. Yeah, well, all the kickboxing losses, MMA losses. That's a guy who's been in some wars, man. Yeah, he got knocked out. Travis Brown Yeah. You have a but jock Barnett was never the champ 15 years ago Orlovsky's not the real champ Like an old elephant Really? It's a goddamn MLB in the glory days.

1:36:46 He's like, our walkouts, we try to mimic Pride Explain what's going on there Well, that's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. Those traps are all natural. Legit wrestler, though. Look at the fucking size of him. It's not like CM Punk wrestling. The Gravedigger? You know who his training partner is, Josh Barnett? They're both giant. Oh, he tagged him.

1:39:16 Hey, guys. And by all these, 12 years younger than me and Joe. I think so. Holy fuck. He's just so strong Damn, attack that body. I won't. Don't bring it up. They all wind up doing it. putting Barnett on his back. I wonder if he's got some shit off his back. Look at the blood coming down. This is an interesting fight. I think you forget the Sambo background of Andre Orlovsky.

1:42:17 Barnett is thicker than a Snickers right now. Oh, is that what it is? Barnett looks tired. Oh, boy. Barnett switched stances. No. Let's get a tan. Come out there like a red fucking pickle. Yeah, our lefty's not known for those. Oh, Jesus. That's his spot. Everybody choked me out today Hey, the fight's on right now. Keep your head in his chin. I put it up on phone.

1:46:04 How is this not a five-rounder? The reindeer thing. Did you guys see that thing standing in water. Lightning hit It depends on how cold it is you know if they if it was right afterwards yeah, definitely We have rubber boots on, and also we're not fucking reindeer. Because you'd have all the meat. I cooked some last night. So Eddie's like, meat, potatoes, stop.

1:48:07 You know what I mean? Oh, this is not good. other. You can't call it skydive. He's looking for the arm triangle on that right arm. those pressed-down Jeremy Horn-style elbows. He's looking for that arm. Oh, Jesus Christ. Now it's over. There it goes. They're not going to stop it. Like, getting up, he's got to be reeling right now. Mike Winkle John is the guy to his left.

1:50:44 You start thinking about it Watch this Josh Barnett is no joke, man. Yeah, he did. That was super impressive. He's just such a vet man. He's seen it all. Yep. Well, he's also just so fucking tough. Dermal He throws that kick and he's getting caught. I mean, if... Oh, oh, oh. Well, the ref didn't see it. Oh, my God. Double wrist lock. Damn it. Huge.

1:53:04 This is an amazing fight. It's still over. This is an amazing fight. He's going for it again. That's so nasty. hell yeah i do and then Motherfucking Barnett Yeah for sure Fuck, he does. You would never think so, but man, he... cardio. He doesn't... If you looked at his body You're talking about a legend Look at Fedor Barnett fucked him up Didn't see it.

1:55:30 Chuck Liddell used to get guys all the time, It's just he's just dropping bombs on you and sometimes they don't land perfectly with a knuckle or sometimes even with the knuckle He had a white tux? We just can't. I know we slowed down but It's going to be opened up next week He, like, punched at it. Some big-ass fights coming up. What is... Jamie, what's the card

1:57:40 I've been really excited about it interesting. What was the original Oh, Rothwell pulled out. for this rematch. Not that short, right? That's a good question. Yeah, sorry. is uh steve bavers cane that's the fight matchup wise it's such a fun fight very similar styles Who is he supposed to be fighting? Who is Landsberg? Who's the body-back fighting fucking cyborg in Brazil?

2:00:10 She's a fucking warlock hunter. That's one of them good luck fights. So fucking good. So good Ray Borg's no joke You're calling that fight off. Beautiful Cleveland. It's a toss-up for me. and if he can't clip him and hurt him the way Rothwell did, Body kicks, too. We forget about it Before John Jones did Hall Brunson's gonna be fun too Yeah Whoa, that's very good Yeah, Rui Hall almost. Johnson versus Poirier. That's going to be fun. Hall Brunson will be fun too.

2:03:26 Who am I to hate on a guy for doing something new out of his lane? And we were like, all right, good luck with all that. at all last night either. I go many, I'm not mad at his girl, either. Well, it's also like What does he walk around at? He's going to get fucked up. How dare you, Joe Rogan? We can mock him all day long. That's the one thing that bothers me.

2:05:35 Even though you wrestle and it's one-on-one, it does not count. There's no jiu-jitsu tournaments in his past. Was he an actor? He's not taking any steroids and he's doing pro wrestling. Fuck they do he's not one of those he's not one of those guys He's jumping through the air. he's going to land on a table? Sky Zone You know? Everyone's tuning in. I will eat you.

2:08:16 He's got big arms. go down, scroll down a little, Jamie, that next column, He's obviously jacked. Did he do it on purpose? But he didn't because everybody knew about it. Supposedly Brock Lesnar's known for going off script, not giving him that much of a suspension. I'm sure he would. That'd be an interesting. Does USADA take the place of the commission now in testing?

2:10:56 They're testing you randomly. Because USADA is hired by the UFC. so with the USADA testing, who's an employee of the UFC? What's the exact steps? I don't think it's up to Dana. So when it comes to Bellator, the commission Yeah. So then Bellator, the UFC, is responsible in deciding whether they want to test or not. right it's their organization you're talking about pride

2:13:30 you can see such a difference I mean he was taking it. It was legally prescribed. Yeah Vitor's number one on that For real. Well, that was one of the things that he said after he got off of it, Who's Weidman going to fight? That's what they're saying. He's still in the mix. You're not going to put Yoel versus one of these guys in New York. Maybe Rashad Evans versus Yoel Romero.

2:15:47 Jesus Christ. Well, he was in kill mode. It's easy. I don't know. I mean, now they've got Benson. Too many wars. He's amazing. Well, he can only do it for so long. And Ben hasn't, you know, I love Ben, but he hasn't looked that great in Pelotor. Yeah. So I don't know if he gets surgery for that. If he had the proper surgery and he went and got smashed up again,

2:18:22 Vanderlei had the craziest solution. He got a nose job that makes your nose bigger. So the air's like ram. it before and after well you can see that he's got deep scars all around his eyes. You can't. Well, the right one is, the one on the right-hand side is relaxed, like after the surgery. The next one's two. like they made a whatever you're asking

2:20:40 this is Just like him. But now he doesn't have a license. When does a guy like that, after all that damage, stop? Back to pride No I'm not going anywhere until you give me another fight. Days go by. Just forget it. Brown. Knocks him down with a right hand, You know, Nick Kersan you know Nick Kersan that's done Joe Schilling pretty revolutionary He's been fighting forever.

2:23:47 Condit's first fight in the UFC? It was Ellenberger. Pele? Yes. Outside of the UFC, KO'd Pele with one punch. I was like, whoo! a beast, man. He was way down the road. Remember when he knocked out Pele? Yes. Hmm. He was super close to his dad, too. It's a bummer, man. That would be awesome. It would be interesting, man, because Conor is fast as fuck.

2:25:42 And he can grapple with the best of them. it's not great, man. Bring up the top five, Jimmy. Exactly. Both those two are top five. Nurmagomedov is a monster. Okay. Cowboy cracked him and took his back, and Donald Cerrone in him would be chaos. 10 in both weight classes. He's fighting better than he's Yes, he did, but he beat him at lightweight, But the fact that Donald is semi-retired from that division,

2:28:42 I think it's natural for him. looking for easy fights. I think he wants big money. The welterweight division is insane. Because these Reddings suck. That is insane. and he's at nine and Magny's at eight. Do you know how these things are established? who he beat, being ranked Yeah. Just fucking with you. We ain't doing that. That's crazy. I'm just fucking with you. It's going to be Reebok. Yeah.

2:30:59 I agree. he would probably defend against Khabib. like a fucking werewolf Aerodyne wears that crazy Russian hat When you watch him He's nuts. grappling grizzly bears, Probably injuries. Nasty. Dude, did you see his video Daryl Horcher, to get that fight man. Yeah, this is the tricks they play. It's definitely illegal. No one at this level is undefeated.

2:34:29 Yeah, great distance. Look at this. Just so fucking brutal. Let's get the fuck out of here, boys. Oh okay Yeah Habib. Babushka. There it is. Well, just Google Nurmagomedov's hat. Because he comes from a very particular place, Dagestan, There it goes. Matter of fact people Is that real? Yeah, they do that stuff too. Think how many animals they'd have to kill, B.

2:38:07 It was some car company. I was trying to explain something. Yeah, you didn't know that? the lambs gamey i don't fuck with lambs i slaughter the lambs really good for you slaughter those that. fences. So he sets up an electric fucking prosciutto Brought it back from Spain We could have a fight I'll snack on some nuts. I'm afraid I'm the wine master and I must reserve the wine for after the five companions.

2:40:52 We're responsible. Four dads. And we'll move into a house right next door and just have fight companions every day. We're like, sorry. in the same bed, but it's guys. We're like, this is Eddie, you'll see you shoot. and they just leave the women alone. Right. hanging out with your friends and the companions and shit? Yeah, but there's a difference.

2:43:42 fucking he put a flag in it. I made an aluminum foil flag. You don't bury your shit in the woods? been eating that dehydrated mountain food that comes in a pouch. You can't just bury it? Aluminum foil flag in the log. How often do you think you guys could do that? the same time, there's something about it that makes, it brings out in many ways the as we could we stacked it on top of each other and started lighting fritos you were wet joe joe

2:46:08 days yeah it was awesome though man even though it sucked i think about the memory and it was finest restaurants at night because Let's go eat. I'm the world. I'm getting nostalgic right now looking at these pictures. I could have practiced and I could have What do you mean? We were in Nevada in the high country desert. Deer. You got to find, you find springs and the animals generally go near the springs and

2:49:28 allowed to do and what you're not allowed to do. If you have rules, you really should follow them. Maybe it's a little too much. Like, one state, like Arizona, is famous for allowing the use of walkie-talkies and allowing the use of electronics. Like some of them are like 270 inches, enormous fucking when they measure like each time. What? Because they make sure that very few people can hunt them, so they can keep the populations very strong and high.

2:51:56 and they locate the animal, and then everyone's coordinating. Because first of all, it's impossible to get a tag. It's always gonna be a debate. To farm? Yep. All right, kids. I'll be at the Gotham Comedy Club. Buddy, we are in Oxnard, California. That's what I meant. How was that new club? Oh, we'll be there. Everybody.