Joe Rogan Experience #20161009 — Fight Companion - October 8, 2016 Transcript

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0:00 Two, one, yes! We're live, ladies and gentlemen. UFC 204 Fight Companion with my brother Edgy Bra is here. They are going to be going off when he gets to that cage. I remember thinking, I've seen him fight a couple times in England, I believe. Because there's been a bunch of times But in England it's different was a cigarette he was saying it but but over there it's a little different you

1:50 Maybe it's rude for him to insinuate That's some Donald Trump shit. How crazy is it that it's a joke to say, hey, you better watch what you say or you'll get murdered by Hillary. Did you ever see that meme? Everybody's laughing. Yeah, it really is. supporting Hillary over Bernie Sanders like deliberately trying to get Bernie Sanders out I did what Jamie just put up there

4:06 analyst refused to ride home, girl who got... You pretend that someone killed themselves. Yeah. That's a real story. send a dick pic. Dude's a freak. He's obviously a mess. in the face talks mad shit Jamie He's a punk. that this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has. If you care about your future, vote for it. scrambling, this is the best time ever

7:41 She's the Green Party candidate. But she said some ridiculous I don't know shit about it. They just pick one side that looks like the better guy in the movie, and that's what they go with. I'm not taking them. Exactly. of social media, they'd vote. Or a Facebook And it's 452, 451, 450, 449 of the first round. But he'll sway some votes, too. I don't know what's going on.

10:22 what Ja Rule thinks if we allow this guy he's kinda like me right It's a long time before November. like who is who's who's influencing them like she's doing things like these speeches in front Like the system of like these people getting these jobs or people getting things based on whether or not they donated or have donated to the Clinton Foundation.

12:43 Yeah, that's fair. representing the people. That's your own Billy Bush was the guy who was in the van. I don't even want to see it. Oh, shit. Did she go into a seizure? It's a host who's an attractive woman And we're seeing people's outrage. There's plenty of people that are outraged outrage There's plenty of people that are outraged Donald didn't fuck the nanny

15:32 So is Arnold denouncing Trump? First of all, a lot of them will let you. Suiciding themselves. The issue seems very complicated. You know the Bernie Sanders Well I don't think that's true When a shooting happens, first of all, that's what everybody wants to see. his girlfriend and then 9-11 happened so to think that g Gary Condit set up 9-11 so that he could get away with murdering his

18:02 Going to gay bars. on a specific day manipulating the press. They're really good in the air whenever they wanted to get something in the news No, no, no. Okay, so... Making Al-Qaeda. What if it is? $500 million worth of it This is something.org. Our this website? It's not a conspiracy theory. This is something.org. It means that everything we know about the Middle East, like all those terrorist videos,

20:32 Yeah, but this is the thing. 500 million should come up. Oh my god. How's it real, though? We had a website that said Pentagon paid it's Russia today yeah but this is where Abby Martin was and uh they they they get away with but anything that they're showing me now, Eddie just dropped a bomb. you be surprised maybe they're paying eddie to release this news what if it was legit. Maybe they're paying Eddie to release this news. What if it was legit? What does that mean?

23:19 Oh, you fucked up. Oh, shit. want to see about Tower 7. We need that Donald Trump video. It starts to cave in. demolition, but it's I don't know if they're paid off. motherfucking sense. It's impossible. I don't have free fall speed. It's impossible. But here, let me stop you for a second, Eddie. I'm not. Me neither. he's tall oh he's white too how do you say this daniel omen check how do you say his name i think

26:33 He got knocked out by Overeem, but I think it that way all right that's a lot a lot of digits i guess i know if he just stood up straight he's It's so crazy. you can win without a full use Can't help. That ref did three things. He went like Yeah, when Big John McCarthy started doing it for MMA, they sort of had an agreement. decisions. God, I've never seen him.

28:47 I think that's something that working with Hooft will really fix. Yeah, jumped. Look at that fucking picture. Well, yeah, one thing that doesn't get tired is reach, right? Never gets tired. Yes, do what JDS did. And a right. Boom. I don't know. No, back up. But... Oh, I bet his darts are nasty. So big. Wouldn't you agree with this, It looks like he's got a good arm triangle.

31:44 Wasn't very sneaky there You got a minute. He rotates it over. Well, you got 50 seconds. He could just turn, let him mount again, and as soon as he sets up for a punch, give the Yeah. Yeah. He's like He probably could pull it off He has to cut to 65. Sat up. I'm going to diet coke. it's true fucking spot easily because or wrong. It's like what he thought

35:19 Yeah, and to with it, but when he fought Gonzaga those elbows were so nasty So that's the right way to do it for him. This dude is so game. I mean, he was stuck and getting strangled and neck cranked. I'm talking football field. This is my new president. You have a black ground. white area. So even the white area And if you try to stay on the edge of the white area, people call you a pussy.

37:36 They took your guys' ideas. They did it. Oh, this is fantastic. Now that I see it, I'm so right. No, it's perfect. Sand. No round. Dirty feet and everything. they could do? No, every fight would be Battle of the Deaths. True. Crazy body tattoos, takes it off. Oh, yeah. and then you look at even like i think a guy who doesn't get enough love marlon mirage world

40:36 Do they make, what's the money compared to the UFC? And him and Vinny were both in the UFC, That's a tough draw. I think he's a dangerous, dangerous And Dream. Watch his fights in Dream too. Henry. at 55, I just don't see a ton of success there. He doesn't get tired, and he's a bigger grappler. You know, you can hit him, and he gets rocked, and he survives.

43:07 He could win a decision. I don't think so. as the rounds go on, the knockout power goes down. Where did he wrestle? Yo, this fight is nasty. It's crazy, man. He got his He loves to trade and bang. he had a pretty fucked up knee in that fight. People who think Connor's gonna walk through this guy Has Eddie been knocked out? He's been in some wars, man.

45:52 just like he thought Rafael Dos Anjos. Stopped Ben Henderson. He doesn't have the marquee name recognition type thing. Tony. Habib Nurmagomedov is of course everybody's everybody's first choice. He's undefeated. That's a fucking great fight. We always argue, what's the best UFC fight card? What's the lineup? Holy shit. People forget that this is even

48:02 That's nuts. Never mad when Misha fights. Eight and six. I think she got beat up in the last fight. I forgot about that. Holy shit. Natal, you know, he trains in New York with Henzo. He's way thinner. It was insane. No, no, you don't fight like a pit bull. Dude, he was the most feared. Do you remember he fought Martin Kampman and was tooling Martin Kampman until he went for the takedown out of nowhere.

50:16 First time I seen him fight, it was at a small show in a high school in Chicago. Holy shit. With a triangle In the UFC He looks real light now Or taking him you're mad man. I did four and three four and three Burn off 3,000 calories and take in one. Or take in two. Oh, shit. Just running nonstop 20 miles a day. And Manoa's been in camp with Gustafson

51:59 for a while in England. How dare you just make And then I went to it. Oh, that's fake. there. Good stand-up. Yeah, that hurt. Yeah, it was the up was a mess. He snapped his shit off. Oh god. That was ugly. Manowar just caught him with a knee OSP was a beautiful wrestler. You'll see. He broke his arm. Holy shnikey. Mano on the wrist. Take it back. I'm shocked he hasn't got that.

55:27 One minute. He rested instead of scrambling. They literally get the fuck out and change the game. But he was up against the cage. That's a weird I don't know how many people. Yeah, I know. No kidding. Yeah I love Frankie He's so game, too. Turned it into a boxing match. Yeah. Aldo flipped a script on him Turned it into a boxing match Beautiful leg kicks

58:18 You sign the contract. Oh, look at that spinning back for this attempt. Or that guy, Messi. I see some highlights of that dude. Oh! That'll fuck your cardio up. Oh, God. Dude, OSP might be hurt. He looks southpaw, which he does do sometimes. You know how we always talk Oh, shit! Oh, God! AKA, Jackson, Manowar with the right hand. Oh, my God. He hurt him with those left hooks to the body.

1:00:42 God. See? Look how patient he is. Oh, that body shot. But look at the setup, too. That reminds me of Mike Tyson and Larry his ankle up. His ankle swole up after the fight. But even then. Watch this. I mean, Larry's a legitimate 36 or whatever he was at the time. Oh my god, you got hurt there. aware that Larry was done. Yeah. Like a cheerleader kick

1:03:52 Well, he got AIDS, son. Look at this. He hit him like three. Oh, my God. True. Times Square. She's got camo on. Wonder boy, motherfucker. ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, he put the lights out. striking. So Wonderboy Yeah. Yeah. even Mirko. Mirko was a K-1 striker and he was a bad motherfucker. But Ernesto Hoost, he would pick you apart nice and slow. I think Wonderboy's super skillful.

1:07:22 And that's not an easy thing to do. Daniels. You have to take someone who has If you light spar with him, as long as you try to beat him up, he's a skillful motherfucker She scares me. Boo. This idea that there's no women at 145, that's just not true. She didn't land one punch She got into the UFC, and now she's in the mix, and she can have a career in the UFC at 135.

1:09:29 If Jorina Barge has been training MMA She's gangster. You're right. She might. If she can take her down. Yeah, I did. Cyborg still gives her all she can handle. can see the front kick to the face that she landed. She's not even a kickboxer. Crazy. power in her hands she she punches with snapping crisp punches yeah you could see like misha tate Yeah, dude.

1:12:18 Cyborg's so gangster, dude. Who knows? Let's see. The golden snitch. So I'm spinning fucking heel kicks your eye, but dude with it with the traps and the long mohawk. Mm-hmm Shit. And that's the same weight, right? I know you beat him, but come on, Chris. This guy's good. He's been fighting forever. Yeah. I thought he knocked him out and Jacare fell into it.

1:14:52 Just for old time's sake, when you like to see Vitor win. Because it's his boy. I like it. Yeah. We'll have one, too. We could all have a little gentleman's glass of whiskey. Nah, you can't. Otherwise, you'll get murked. Oh, he's coming, Saad. He gave him the no, no, no. I agree. Vitor swinging. rolling them up? I agree. Dude, hold up. Beautiful takedown defense by Vitor.

1:17:44 One-two. It's insane. Tell me. Insane. Talk to me. No, it was 185. 185, sorry. that rumble storm. After that storm? Mm-hmm the rumble of today is different like if you watch the rumble of today when he fought Phil Davis he went three hard Sucked him dry? I'm sorry. You know, like he wears that shirt, King of the Grind. Is it? No, you might be right.

1:20:07 I wasn't sure I was right. Oh, okay. Yeah, he did. World class wrestler. And this is at heavyweight. He fucking pounced Dan Henderson off the mat. Boom! Yes. And horsepower I think he choked him out No career but i i feel like what's the latest if he was in the ufc like early on like more people The champ, Liam, yeah. Wow, it was crazy. Remember when he knocked out Seth Petruzzelli?

1:23:30 Oh, I kicked him. Oh, shit, son. Oh, Musashi looks insane. that went down like that. that's what I just said. with Vitor for weathering. He's fucked here. Incredible. He's got to put him in full. that's it He said he was going to stop in the second round. That's what I was talking about. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Whoever she was lighting up. Because he weathered it for a bit.

1:25:59 For sure. Then the Golden Snitch said No Then scary TRT Vitor Dude, I don't know shit. Yeah, he was deflated. Where's it say? Yeah, so I guess that was a year ago. Or you can have like one or two losses like Canelo has one loss. his. Holy shit. What's his name? I mean, that guy's insane. This is Gennady Golovkin right here, Eddie. Floyd Mayweather is not going to want to have nothing to do with this motherfucker.

1:28:54 You don't think so? He's so big. It'd be so fucking sick. The problem is most people don't know who he is, whereas Canelo Alvarez is a fucking superstar. He's never looked better. the English guy I can't remember no not necessarily He's fighting again soon Who's this guy? Dude, boxing's never been better. It's a great word, crunk. Yeah. I get very excited. I'm so crunk, man. I never get to use that word either. It's a great word.

1:31:15 If you've ever seen Anthony Joshua, he's like the golden boy in England. Tyson Fury is a traveler. So right now in the heavyweight division, there's a couple legit white guys. Oh, and don't forget are like, ah, we're good. Let me say something, man. He's 43. very skillful let's go champ he does Everybody's a champ. Dude, he wanted to fight with Klitschko, and so he went on a boat while Klitschko was paddle

1:33:15 No one wants to fight him. It's like a laser beam. It's like Yeah, dude. He's a bad motherfucker. Oh, man, he's incredible. But he's got real good head movement, slick boxing he knows his shit he sets traps he's not like a like a one-dimensional slugger by any stretch of the imagination i'm a a frat house. I was just going to have it on the rocks I love Shannon Briggs.

1:35:00 That's what I thought. Yeah, he's just lazy. That's Klitschko? Emilio Zarate. Shannon Briggs has a real hard time getting fights for a real good reason. Took some time off. He's old as fuck, though. Oh, my God. He's moving away from punches. Come on, son. I think that's a Brazilian guy Out of Cuba With that Russian dude Well, if you watch him fight, man, he's super skillful.

1:37:24 And he was a world champion as an amateur. Yeah. No one wants to fight him because he's all good, man. He's very good. Died a powerful death. And he was a world champion as an amateur. That's when I was like, oh, I'm not going vegan. Either way, I'm not down for that. I don't know if I should say most, but For sure. I agree with you. If you just like the knockouts, you just watch kickboxing.

1:38:51 I just know sometimes when you listen to the crowd. That's like in Alabama. I got booed like a motherfucker. He was just saying he doesn't want to see that bullshit. Yeah. That's what's the beautiful thing about MMA, is that it can turn on a dime because it represents real fighting. and crafty moves. I see him, and I listen just being in awe. like a fucking Anaconda got his back and neck cranked him.

1:41:28 You can't sound like a robot the knockouts, So it's extra special. sleep. I think the UFC kind of plays into what I'm talking about because they show the knockouts. No, they could see a fucking knockout. Highlight reel of the best submissions. You don't know. This is going to be crazy. And that freaking left to the back of the head. like he needs that in there to keep his retina

1:43:48 Levin, who's a former world Muay Thai champion. I didn't see that. And BJ Penn. I don't know what happened. BJ got injured When he fought Frankie Edgar. See that? If it lands. Yes, he is, but it doesn't matter. That's a barroom fight. Like, he'd do deep tissue on him. there's a maybe from a headbutt no is that left jab i think well the good news is he already can't

1:46:32 No. Right. And took him 10 years to get his fucking title shot. And he's been in the business forever. Yeah, but almost is a really Don't get me wrong. What the hell? Oh, God. Get up. Holy shit! Rest! Dude! Circle away from that fuckin' right hand. swell shut? It could, but it might not. It almost happened again. Well, here's the thing, man. That's going to mess up your cardio too a little bit, though, if you're Bisping.

1:49:41 He was out, out. He's turning it on now. Shit. Come on, Bisping. But Dan doesn't care about that. Oh, it's coming. Did Dan Harrison get gas during that flurry? But he's not a volume puncher. It's Dan Henson's fucking logo. 10-15. Watch that right. Yeah, he is. Oh, shit. Looking for the right hand Spent some time in Thailand Oh look at that right hand!

1:52:39 I told you! Right hand! Left hand! What the fuck? That is some old man shit. Bisping, how about this? Look at that. Bisping, you've escaped. But for sure before that, Bisping's tuning him up. Boom! Oh, it was a kick to the dick. Oh, my goodness. He said, what happened? God damn it. Come on, Bisping. Look at that. See that swelling? He's asking questions. You said what happened.

1:55:14 Maybe they weren't when we weren't looking at it, but I would like to see them have that Dude, he dropped him twice with that H-bomb. Left high kick again. I don't know. How would the kick to the dick sway you more towards Bisping? No, you got a good point. it was a kick to the dick that had a big factor You know, I'm embarrassed to say I have not seen that fight.

1:56:58 Do you want some? Looks very good look at that jab right? So we've got Dude, but that was a beautiful fake. See how he keeps doing it? there's very little head movement. It's the power tank. It's the power tank just refueling. I don't think he's a power tank it's the power tank just refueling See, look at this. The first round, Henderson landed more because he had Bisping dearly in trouble.

1:59:43 It's a little tricky. That's it. You never know. And he smiled at him. Yep. instantly yeah the lack of whizzer thrown the whizzer With that position, Dan Henderson was the scramble, Henderson landed a nasty uppercut. We'll watch it for sure. That's how gangster Michael Bisping is. I would agree with you. It could be 2-1, or someone might have made the second round an even round.

2:02:32 You almost fucked up. After this fight, we got plenty of time. Remember that shit. He's talking to him. I'm gonna do it at the round. Look at that. What the fuck is that? Oh, that's... I think he's playing it up a little. He's going to take 459. Yeah. Like, yeah, it's an actual foul. He's going to do the full five. Come on. He's trying to shake that ball down.

2:05:11 He started clapping and pointing to him. You're back. You're back from the can. I know a vet when I see one. All right, here we go. Dude, perfect timing. It's like you have a psychic connection to Dan Henderson. You're back. Three minutes, maybe even. I hear about those every day. Yeah. back to Lombard with that leg. Sure as hell did. Here's what everybody forgets.

2:06:45 He knocked out if I had to remember correctly, Something changed in Dan Henderson's fight style Boxing was a little different because Dan, you know, with his wow, look at this. When Riddick Bowe Look at Bisping's face. He took a Muay Thai fight at like 17. Got to give that to Bisping. This is crazy. Save it for the fifth. But I would say that, too, if I was trying to renegotiate my contract as the middleweight

2:09:17 Come on, baby. Okay, if he wins this fight, he arguably has the greatest career of all time. spry out there. And 1996. God damn, that's old school. Yeah. Powerful memory. Very controversial unanimous decision. This is big. And that the wise way to judge a fight is to give them rounds, but judge the fight as a whole. What are those blades called? how about knockout only mma like you only knock out or submission or submission it's finish guys

2:12:36 henderson with a right careful over there god be careful in that cage this being 143 to go 115. He certainly did. Beautiful jab. Oh, yeah. The sure as fuck can't rely on the American judges. That's true. Is a 10-8, is a draw one a 10-8? It's a draw. Not even. 10-8. Draw. Who knows, man. This is what I think. Right. Here it is. He cracks. He exposes his back, and then he hits him with a shot from the back.

2:16:08 And there's also the Fedor that fought Brett Rogers and didn't do well in that fight. Goes behind him. hold on Wow. Bisping Shit Okay. We can't really play this, though. Yeah, you're right. It looked like it was a deep half, Deep half would have been like that. Right there. Uppercuts him. I feel good for that guy. I wish both would retire. He's got a bunch of great fights

2:19:01 Rockwell. You never know. Do you think he was favored in this fight? Uriah Hall got stopped in his last fight by Derek Brunson, but he's a goddamn monster. Don't sleep on Talos Leitas. True. That's what I heard. How much time does he need off? I do. 207 She'll probably be on I have no idea about this. Legend, son. I wish we judged the fight on how you look after the fight.

2:21:58 Look at the guys he's beat. Someone tweeted and said no. There's a lot of shit we don't know. I don't think so. Oh, there it is. Although most of Ireland is now independent. He could do Conor McGregor. Brad Pickett's had some goddamn In an order that would surprise you No, I don't think so to the temple. See what he's doing? It's not great. Arm bar.

2:24:57 just like that. We need a highlight reel of that. It's one that will surprise you. Let me see. how crazy is that you don't think about it six years ago you knew it i called knockout but i Ever Both of us and obviously my brain is not gonna work in 40 years like when i'm 89 for sure it's gonna suck What if they could put your brain? They haven't figured out how to put a brain in another body, but they did figure out how

2:26:57 In some German website. and keep you conscious how to take your brain commit suicide. And then they have you in your brain body, but we have to keep That was Shredder's main homie. Hell no. You can't communicate. For three years. Girls that fall in love with brains and chicken. That's a completely different movie. When you come out, we have to hope that you can psychologically survive the fact that

2:29:38 What's your old lady going to do for three years? Mongols. The brain starts pulsing. You guys are ruining my movie It'll have more blood rushing to it. You bring strippers and it's like... Too many drinks. I mean, if ever anyone has made sense ever. Listen, it's totally logical. Is that death is a portal to another experience that you haven't entered into yet?

2:32:05 Was it someone else? I believe in a higher power. in my opinion, this is just my opinion, could be true that we're a compute in a computer simulation but when you start Write to Chow or something. die what over a nice chapter yeah it's just another portal is that we don't it was it was about if you die in your brain we look forward to shutting off because we know that we're going to come back

2:34:36 But I know that some people do, and they concentrate on it all the time. But we already know of another state that we have no evidence. day where you have to shut your head off that you would have any confidence whatsoever We don't know. We barely understand consciousness when animals are chewing next to them. He gets excited to see me. It dissolves the rat.

2:37:07 Right. Venus flytraps are amazing. They're dope. dog shit inside. Eight people in there? you put out a video about dinosaurs being fake. When you're looking at a fossil, what you're looking at is not necessarily really a bone. telling me this is a megalodon tooth. But it's not exactly the same as was in the Megalodon's mouth 69 million years ago. Didn't they tell you when you were a kid that oil came from dinosaurs?

2:39:39 Prouty? peak oil, like the scare But if the people knew that, because today I was throwing some, controversial book that I read. And that the idea he sent these scientists just so that they can put in that petroleum is organic that it contains So apparently there's all these oil, We can make it here, but it's way cheaper to just fucking make it in China.

2:42:12 That's part of this whole thing. It's five minutes he talks about it. No, it's possible. there's a bunch of people that are willing to do that. You'll see how the sugar ended. They know that. Let's see what it says here. we had just 20 years ago. We had the dopest fucking muscle cars in the world. Make it seem like there's a shortage. Google him. Well, first of all, there's always shills out there.

2:45:41 You never know. Snoops. Okay, so that you can't really No, I'm not doubting you. I'm doubting the people Hold on. Jamie, please. I can't tell. I'm not sure. Listen to him talk. don't read shit. Tell me where you get your news from? Cameron Haynes, is this everything you hope for? Tell me, tell me where you get your news from. No, I, where do you get your, where do you get your news from?

2:47:43 You know what? I thought I stumped you because you knew it would be stupid to say CNN. Where do you get your truthful news? That's good news right there. And then when I go to a bunch of different ones, Hold on a second. All journalists dealing with top secret issues have a limited amount of facts. Where's Drudge.com? The problem is confirmation bias is a real thing.

2:50:03 Sometimes when you see a fight like that, and I've been guilty of the same thing myself, It's inevitable. but he does take a topic or a version of a story Prouty has. Right. today. You hear it? I've been following this guy. and I have to follow him up the fucking mountain again. It's like if you have a mirror. These right here. Damn, you got your own shoes?

2:52:29 Those are bad asses. It's brutal. because like I talked about earlier, Big Bear, November 5th. Tony Ferguson is a goddamn savage. i'm here to teach you jiu-jitsu i'm not here to run no fucking marathons man he goes come up to I don't think we're supposed to go to Bear Mountain. It might be private land, though, right? at least when we get up going down is going to be easy that's the biggest misconception

2:55:46 we did a white belt Hey listen, I think I would've died. Think about Boy Scouts. That's Big Bear Lake. right there there we go tony is a fucking savage 1805 that's a good amount of elevation just the fucking man. Are you going for time in those? He wore blood sweat and respect the rock has something like fit. What is it something? 67? 68 million. Selena Gomez.

2:58:00 2.8 million. Because they did the Snapchat video now. over regular Instagram? Insta stories. What is this? What is this? I just put a part of the Insta story up. where you can make your dick look bigger. Too verbose. Holy. They're mainly white up there, Andy. Cancel. Asians are the smartest people in the world. It's not really racist. They're the smartest motherfuckers out there.

3:00:42 Go ahead. Why is it not working? Is that racist? God damn it. You replayed a Snap story for the fifth time. I never said Oriental. People thought I was Asian. Is that a white boy? Who's making this product, son? Wait a minute. In everything. God damn it. Why did you send this to me? Are polar bears friends? Here's what I would like you to do. I'm 100% guilty.

3:03:56 We did. Yeah, that's fair. Hey, new t-shirt. Are you willing to go in on that t-shirt? That's a face Because we already went through it point at that i never said no lizard people point that camera and say don't be honeydicked I'll tell you exactly why. dead body fuck party spy on trump no just some dude in 2014 he He was in a band. You know what? Someone recently put a hashtag dead body fuck party.

3:06:51 of someone fucking a dead body? you ought to have this fucking VHS tape Look at Brandon. Because of Brandon Lee. What's he supposed to do? You know, Joey Diaz will tell you, he got killed they follow that shit to the end how do you know I'm not oh no I'm saying Like Tower 7. That's what he's saying. being part I think he was irresponsible because he should have said,

3:09:24 Why can't he just say don't vote for Hillary Trump? That's dangerous shit right there. He thinks he's the dude from Raging Bull. it clear. Make it clear. It says Trump's words did not hurt anyone. I understand that. they were used to operating they went through the Vietnam War what's good for the American people is that it's so easily problem. The people that are gullible and they the rest of the shit. That's the fucking problem. The people that are gullible

3:12:39 off with you had a question. That's it. I'm done Let's all take a breath No it's legit You can't even play the audio. Damn, they weren't working. Oh, I definitely did at least 10. How do we know that's not fake? You guys could have photoshopped that out for a while. That's an example I know you guys need proof, but Oh, whatever. We're just gonna keep going. I don't think they're making fake videos

3:16:02 It's actually real. I trust them here and I trust them. are being deceived? Of course that are producers. It's because motherfuckers just want to ignore it. If I vote right now, it would be anybody but them. Vote for that dude. independent. This is another Eat shit. what the fuck does that mean what does that mean you know what it doesn't mean shit it doesn't

3:19:09 I was just kind of just like off to the side talking shit. but you don't want to do the work? you're doing something, though. But people are changing public opinion, which is what changes. Like, it's brought it. We got to band together, man, because when you band together, no one can be singled out. No. Because they know what the bottom line. by creating a fake terrorist video

3:21:13 And you know what? Every, every goddamn government. take this world the world leaders got together and this is like UN shit, CFR shit. And people just like, they don't notice it's happening in increments. I think what we talked about earlier that culture is kind of like a battleship in a lot of ways. I think we're, like, realizing it's ridiculous. like in a cliché

3:23:32 That's the movie of the campaign. You guys realize what's going on? That's what's going on. Either you're going, fuck yeah. They're politicians. Oh my God. You guys realize what's going on? In Trump with Hillary, I wanted Trump to sound good. They are the establishment. And then he's going to, man, who knows? He could easily be in on it. Imagine. That's what Bane's trying to do in that movie.

3:25:36 The corrupt ass government is the one that told you office fires brought it down. It says, waiting for Eddie to explode. collapse at free fall speed When that's the when that's the problem. say shit for eight years. Nothing. It got hot. He didn't even know. they're not going to find out. I'm talking about hypnosis that's going on. Okay, let's take it out of here.

3:28:12 Frank Shamrock and Alan Gose, super pancreas. Frank Shamrock. Frank Shamrock grabs a toehold on Alan goes and fucking breaks his fucking foot. The water buffalo. Yeah. Ooh, hippos are mean. Buffalo. You step on a roach. Nobody gives a fuck about setup, right? Okay, what about rats? do we make about what life Because if we ate insects, we wouldn't be on the tit.

3:31:05 You know, like, hanging out with. that have gotten bugs transmit horrible diseases It came, I'm pretty sure of this, that it came off of things that lived on the rats. So it was a bacteria. It's weird. It's weird. someone who collects butterflies? used to be insectivores. And so you're allowed to have these, you're a trophy hunter for butterflies. No.

3:33:47 Don't question that shit, okay? You've killed a hippo? Really? You can eat hippo. I can tell you, dude. You got to step on it? What were you saying, Kim? and there was there was um tanzanians there what hunting? Oh, I was hunting kudu, lion, buffalo. See, the lion thing, Cam, is where people get pissed off. Baboons tear stuff up. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's yeah oh wow that's so crazy so anyway

3:36:33 The poachers. Right? So they would go, they'd go into the land they're not supposed to be on. You don't do this. Let them answer, Doug. there's a man right there you know he's a black guy he had all all brown stuff on it's racist and you're going to be invisible. Yeah, to the camp, and I got all their stuff. So they have to be, say, 40 yards away. Yeah.

3:39:28 So anyway, when you talk about killing animals, Monkey meat? They would need that. I'm like, damn. know hunters that have died um i don't know personally any. I mean, I have friends that have died not over there, but hunting. Yeah, he was hunting doll sheep up in Alaska. and we understand that and that's part of that's part of the journey yeah that makes sense so

3:41:33 I'm thinking about my family. You need me to choke anybody out? Eddie is so paranoid. He's a criminal. Oh no, let's just believe what they're saying. He was an athlete. So that's when I started. Oh, yeah. Yeah, most likely. You're going to have to dry shit out. Coyotes in America. What war? Post that, these soldiers came back and they needed a way to make a living.

3:44:35 People had domesticated some animals, but there was also a lot of money in just shooting animals and getting the meat out of them. Dan Flores is a professor. shit so he was on ranella's podcast and he was talking about how they just went across the country That's for sure. What's your dream kill? What about you? You want to be able to eat it. Either it's on the fucking wall or on the floor.

3:46:57 The second one, you just save the head. No, no. That's $6,000. You get a ton of hate on Instagram when you post hunting shit, right? You gotta go to Canada, but you can't bring them back, right? One bone in there, it killed him? It's an optical illusion. You can get really sick if you don't God damn it. What? because of yogi the bear in the cartoons i got brainwashed i got brainwashed as a kid

3:49:56 In Montana. legit well it's kind of legit spray i would believe it better than a guy legit but it doesn't Boom, son. That's a good number. there's a real difference i don't believe that there's a real difference between the behavior But hold on a second. What you want to do is. They're the worst. They're white as fuck. That's like saying you're Norwegian. You're Norwegian. You're not Norwegian. You're Norwegian. You're white. It's white as fuck. They're white too. They say it's clear. That's like saying you're Norwegian.

3:52:35 They exclaim white. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then it would look like a jellyfish. You're a photographer. Black absorbs. or rather colors rather change their hues the same kind of waves, but in a I'm proud of you. I think your new nickname is Jamie PhD. That's it right there. That's Jamie Ph.D. That's fucking legit, Jamie. That's very good. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I think your new nickname is Jamie Ph.D.

3:54:41 They have black skin, right? It's a weird animal, man. I haven't. Like Kanye West is going to make a sound studio of bear blubber. It's up. They go through the woods. Everybody's used to it. It's important. He can't show Cause I ain't got nothing else You talk too much Like, that was normal. Sometimes there's dead air in UFC. You've got to figure out when to do it, though, and I'm not always right.

3:57:59 You're looking for patterns and striking, but you're also looking for someone slowing down. cool if somehow We're talking about this show, yeah. But you're gonna steal him away from me Because there's a lot of people that have some crazy ideas they want to find some comfortable frequency. There's a spectrum people think I know it's a beautiful thing that people think all this drama that's going on

4:00:38 I don't remember shit. So I know I'm talking to a dude who's on the same level but it's inspiring. of the UFC and what's going on and I know you've got work ethic. I know you said sharp. You got work ethic when it comes to being on top of the UFC and what's going on. When they're live, and I'll record them. I barely can keep up with MMA and UFC. And we put on the best of glory.

4:02:32 Holy shit. When? The 21st of October Growing up, it's a bad motherfucker, too. In that highlight, they showed that fight that we saw at the forum with me with their live just to be sure. Or we could put a disc in. I'm like, no, I'm not really getting slammed. Do you have any back issues, Kim? or knee problems, nothing? You can do it. Like, I run, you're going to laugh, I run 14 miles a week.

4:06:29 Because that 25-pound differential, brock took him down he got right back up and brock got tired and cain did not and cain started beating Well, it's also, you have to put it up, But almost more importantly, championship mindset. his prime and go that that is one of the very best examples of a heavyweight fighter we've ever seen. I think he's top two, if not number one, for sure.

4:08:37 On accomplishments, on paper, you have to look at Verdum. For sure. beat one guy, he's going to beat the other guy. Him hitting that high-level upper echelon of the heavyweight division He has to get through Verdun and Stipe. He'd get fucked up. All those guys would get destroyed in the UFC. They wouldn't touch him. Not necessarily. all these other tools. So they might have

4:11:22 Right? No one. I don't think you can get there. because he's like If Conor McGregor fought right now, Dude, if they fought kickboxing for one year somewhat in boxing Dude, come on, man. Floyd Mayweather Sr. fought Sugar Ray Leonard In his prime And he hung in with him for a little 30 years. And there's 10 Tommy Hearns. Come on, the young kids are not into boxing.

4:14:19 Canelo Alvarez is a hero amongst your people. He's a bad motherfucker. So you're an Under Armour guy. No more pot for you. These are for the race. Let's give him some fucking press time. Don't give out your actual address. Like in a regular shape? There's got to be a special thing you keep. Flies, they smell that shit. You can't keep flies. What do you do with the flies, bro? What is that? There's got to be a special thing you keep.

4:15:56 What about the bees? That's extreme. That's a documentary right there. Like parasites go on your dick? like we're talking about lyme disease that's kind of a disease i mean it's like kind of a virus or a bacteria i don't know what have you got any bad viruses from all the traveling That happened once then, right? Double check that, Jamie. and you're like, you know what? Is that when you go vegan?

4:18:37 this softball-sized tick that lives Fast food, whatever? I don't know why know what this is. They smell it. What do you mean? Don't be surprised. I don't know why, but I do. Says who? We're good. They bought the science. That's some strong shit. Bears not attracted. scents and other scents, non-menstrual human blood, and used tampons for captive...

4:21:25 I was trying to read it. Now you can say you're going to go hunt for bears But I'm concerned for your safety. Okay. I got to think that regular bears are going to smell it, too. It's deer back home. Dude, why was I, in my mind, I saw it so quick. You brought joints? What? You have an objective. You were in the woods? You were in the woods? Eddie, Eddie, hold was a mountain lion. No, no, no. No, I didn't bring anything. No? No. Not even a pen? No. What?

4:23:36 They were really small. So maybe it was just a flash on my mind filled in the blanks. Yeah. It has before. Once you realize shit out of me look at this cat this dude is just hanging out and this fucking cat keeps coming That cat was for sure thinking about eating him. Glacier. Or is it just an optical illusion? Yeah. That was awesome. And that might have kept him from being killed.

4:27:04 Oh, look at that thing. That thing's skinny Oh look at that thing You're gonna go take a walk in the woods Look at it dude And it's just not sure whether or not you got a bang stick. Have you ever killed a cat? This is my favorite one He threw a machete at him Oh, look at this little dog. See you, dog. So much quicker. Have you ever seen those ones in jaguars in Brazil?

4:29:36 They come behind them, creep up. Am I off on the other choice you want to live around tigers or you want to live around criminals with guns on the street? I'm shitting my pants right now, motherfucker. I just feel like the government officials can be. It's a trade-off. Doesn't sound good. She gets out of the car. I'll tell you what the fuck is going on.

4:31:37 It's a regular city? Look at this. It's a safari. Look at this thing. Are you getting out of your car? That guy got fucked up. to get them to fuck away. Cats really hate water? Fucking everybody. Look at him. He's going for that dick. That's not a full-sized tiger, either. Lioness. She looks at least 18. They got cocky. I don't want to see this guy's arm get torn off.

4:34:48 Uh-oh. You guys believe in this shit? Oh, my God. That's not America. A lion. going dust is coming up and here she comes out of the dust and catching up with us what a lion But it was like we were kind of laughing, like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And bows. Jesus Christ, not a giant cat is eating your asshole. Yeah, don't hang out with polar bears. A seal's chilling and doesn't know that a polar bear is in the neighborhood.

4:37:24 The seal is just like, you know. The polar bear peers up, realizes it's there, and goes, oh, motherfucker. Oh, here it goes. He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Right at the water break. Somewhere on my Instagram. That shit. Right at the water break. and they make them slide right through them. It's slippery. Yeah. It is a killer whale. And you know they're a dolphin?

4:39:22 It's a cousin of a dolphin. Mostly orcas kill dolphins, but orcas also kill whales. Okay, what is a baby? They're a motherfucker. they are to us. I read something when they started using planes Because they said it on CNN? Because I better than that, Joe. Maybe it's real. How do you know it's bullshit? Well, because there's... What they know as far as evidence of killer whales attacking human beings,

4:41:31 Is this... I think it's a humpback whale. What? With Great Whites? I know, Jaws. us from... That's Jaws right there. That friendly ass whale. Was that the worst movie of all time? Jaws ripped this shit. This what year 75 yes, so it's all Right, but wasn't it a novel before it was a- Or it got suppressed. Yes. How about that deep water movie? but that's what a shark looks like, and

4:44:28 You lost it. 75 likes. 75 thousand but look at the fucking that they just fill up with I did too, man. In New Jersey. Dude, bull sharks are so crazy they can get all the way up the Mississippi River towards Those guys are crazy. There's a great white and he had to fight it off. Yep, don't say it. It was funny. Every year, someone on the California coast, it's not a lot, but almost every year, someone gets bitten in half.

4:47:09 and they were doing these laps, if you're in the water by an airstream trailer just fucking Imagine this. Just looking up and seeing this. For sure don't play that game. The real issue is Florida. It's not that often. They breed in San Francisco. don't attack humans. They're there, and they could spot them. That anything smaller On the Discovery Channel they had had this guy put up these poles

4:50:38 Exactly. fucking fences. dies a year. Yep. I believe that all that shit is government You know what I think? that for sure there's other civilizations But here's the thing about infinity Tower 7 talk, including this fucking incredible fight between Bisping and Henderson, There's all this video of dudes on the moon with a fucking moon buggy picking up rocks.

4:54:20 Shitty cameraman. Then they released those pictures that were proven fake. The picture of the Earth is all perfect from the moon. And there's no video of the Earth. He knows that's real. where they blacked out the background But here's the thing, and this is just me trying to be fair. And if a dude is really out there doing I want you to see this. I don't know when they did that.

4:57:01 That picture right there is so fake, And they're putting that on NASA's website The one on the right So then every picture is fake and no. You know what I'm saying But that does not prove In her vagina. tfatk.com. When? So we're going to use those three. are going to be a four-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament. You know, UFC, you got punches, you got elbows, you got kicks.

5:00:13 Compella did a match. Yeah, but can I ask you a question? I'm good, man. You're like, that's a long explanation. I thought we were wrapping shit up. The question you asked is real. Don't use your feelings, man. You were just going to say EBIA, and then I brought in. I plugged my dates. We don't know before EBI. I was trying to get combat juj-jitsu through the most, the jiu-jitsu style that would most best prepare you for a career in MMA.

5:02:50 rules I want. Let me just do EBI Who knows what's going to happen in the future? we're going to have a four-man Can they knock him out or no? Are you allowing karate chops? Because if you're just talking about just... Open palm strike. That could be a problem with a rich hand, but we're going to learn as we go, and there's going to be some tweaks. but in between every round,

5:05:06 There has to be commission there. We're going to have a four-man combat jiu-jitsu. Or it could be fucking something that just takes off and we can't even go back to regular EBI rules. I don't think you can have too much striking. So we're going to have both. Elbows are illegal. There might be disqualifications. And now there's an opportunity to make that a reality.

5:07:35 And, you know, I just would, me personally, I think if you add some palm strikes, it's going to make your jiu-jitsu more real, more honest. that want to eventually transition into MMA. This is tame shit. They look at it as tame, No dreams. Just but would love the ufc through mma that's what got me into jujitsu is the fighting so uh to me uh it's Just like Muay Thai.

5:09:34 So it's jiu-jitsu with some strikes. No big deal. No air, son. combat jujitsu on the side simultaneously going along with it who knows how it's going to turn But the rules are, the basic rules are, if one guy is on the ground, pop back up and you're both standing up. When good question right there. If you're in dogfight and both guys are standing up, no striking.

5:11:57 and people like it and we do it for 10 years Seems like a good idea. Egypt, blah. He's trying to take that 205. 10th Planet Black Belt. It's a friendly rivalry. And we're knee deep in that leg lock game because of what DDS has done. So what that's done, what's transpired in EBI with the domination of the DDS squad, The fucking up the 10th planet guys.

5:14:46 who, so it's a beautiful thing that's going on, What is it? Who the fuck is Cameron Haynes on Instagram boo boo No, it just goes there automatically. And life's goddamn marathon. Thank you, Brendan Schaub.