Joe Rogan Experience #20161203 — Fight Companion - December 3, 2016 Transcript

Transcript

0:00 And we're live. Medical reasons. It's now. Wow. And I think that Trump, for all of his faults that you might find in him, he's a populist. He's very practical. He's bringing in a lot of business people too, who are practical as well, who understand But isn't it possible that you could be a billionaire and still want to fix the fucked up economy? things Trump said himself. He said, yeah, I took advantage

2:25 he wants a legacy you don't get your way, where you have to Most successful people have. Trying to mix it up? How many people are upset? yeah, Trump's done some D-bag things or whatever, to it, but all I'm going to say... It's such bullshit, Eddie. So the Democratic Party, the power structure in the Democratic Party are pedophiles, Wow. Unbelievable.

4:46 All the shit Alex Jones has been saying. It's a fake news story. Every news..., you are... It's a fake news story. Where do you get your news, Brian? so the power structure... You think it's a joke? Eddie, the I got to say is wow. So Eddie, so the power structure. Brian, it's a joke. I don't get my news from YouTube. John Podesta, that's his name. saying it's just also so it's a piece of restaurant with some paintings on the wall what do but brian

6:56 You know what I know for sure, though? He was the speaker of the house and he was That's shit. There's more to the story. I'm sure there is I'm sure there is more the story But to mock the idea that people who are pedophiles can't get to high positions of power was exactly these people look at it This was kind of a, So it's a fake story I know the very brief outline of what it's all about.

9:15 It's weird. Every single one, sir? Not every goddamn time, but beat him every goddamn time. and then we have what's called confirmation bias, There you go. You just got to look into it. when the dust settles It made me, When you actually look into it, and I like Brian Cowan, when you actually look into it Eddie, you would love that shit. Oh, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys.

11:41 I don't care about that. Just give it to Jamie. It was supposed to be on the BBC, but they never aired it. How about that? Hold, please, everyone. No, no, no. they say. That's not a fair character. You he tends to trust everything they say. I mean, I read which is the second Do you really think that the entire editorial board of The New York Times or The Economist

13:56 Do you believe that? Just getting the agenda. Because you think a small group of people are controlling everything? So it really depends on how much is available in that given day. There's so many different factors that go into pricing oil. So to say that one group of seven men or whoever they might be or 21 men controls things, You're one of those dudes, you're right.

16:15 They have some. The World Bank is a massive bureaucracy. Let's take the Latin American Bank, which is, I think it's a subsidiary of the World Bank, I believe. of Latin America, whatever that country is, is running on its own. Now you can come up with projects that are fake or you'll be like, well, you guys still Of course you don't. Meanwhile, Moreno's got a good top game here. I wasn't listening to shit. Me, Mom.

18:15 At the library. Operation Mockingbird's not a conspiracy theory. You don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. You're talking about read about it. I see the evidence. Can I step in or whether it was a real event. We didn't even discuss I fucking for sure didn't bring it And I don't even want to talk about it Then you two went fucking ahead. Why did I think Eddie brought it up?

20:32 don't want to bring it up. That's some scary shit. And they wanted to own the media. Is that what it was? Look at me. That's why you don't know about Operation Mockingbird. Okay, there you go. Some can be safe and some can be dangerous. You know what happened in 1986? gets sued all the time. They don't get sued. People have allergic reactions to vaccines.

23:14 They're like, each vaccine's worth like a trillion dollars. and it goes up to 64 when it used to be 6 or 10 or whatever when I was a kid. Right, so that they can then make money. It's the weed. when you have huge corporations in cahoots with government. Major points for using in cahoots in a sentence correctly. It doesn't mean- If you know where to look, it doesn't mean

25:14 Well, they're very liberal. But I don't think they like that. Now that makes sense. And you believe they're masters of propaganda. Because they're crazy. Well, they knew a lot of stuff. So there was East Berlin and West Berlin. You've already conquered them, right? Not these physicists. Sociopaths. Who knows? Not all of them. Listen, these guys were fucking torturing people and experimenting on people. Not these physicists.

29:19 he was instrumental in coming up with These guys remembered it. for this documentary They would see those scientists of what went on Maybe you're right about the Nazis and I'm wrong, but That's what I'm talking about. Many of them were Jews, Eddie. All right. It was an insecticide, right? Because nitrogen is how you fertilize. too. Because he was a German patriot, ironically.

32:24 Those things get absorbed in the cycle of the soil. You think of the air as being mostly oxygen. This is just fact. Hey, man. because it raises some really interesting questions. Well, he was a super complicated person. Because it was easier. They gotta drag them out of the No, I'm just saying, why not just shoot them? Why not just shoot them? To load the cartels?

35:05 That's smart. Smart. Hysteria. They'd trick them. So the strong. It seems so... Why not just make them drink? I'm like, what the fuck? You do. Are you a Holocaust liar? you didn't think of a scientist with a white There was a lot of people that were trying to get rid of Hitler. He could get thousands of people. Who's that? Hitler was a dynamic speaker. He could get thousands of people

38:09 It's von der Nacht But guys I love him Stand up comedy special Hey, my special's available on Monday. No politics no more. Stitcher people are like, what the fuck, bro? The audio will be available. Hey, Jake Ellenberger's fighting Masvidal. It looks better as he gets older. But it could have been photoshopped and I'm always willing to hold out hope.

40:12 Whoa, no. Yeah, you probably should. Is that real? It's a great card. But he's the champ. Now, we've seen them adapt all right with two to three rounds at 45. Thanks for bringing that up. harder it's you got to be more educated the pace yeah but is it just harder or is it like it does But to your point, I think it's the pacing in the early rounds. By the way, Sarah McMahon's about to fight.

43:05 Yeah. God, she would be so good at it. Mackenzie might put something heavy on you. so we'll actually try to watch this. That's forever ago. Dude, how much of a bummer is it DC's out She beat both of them, right? Look at that. Just throw those short elbows. These are hard. Eddie, what do you do in this situation? Because if Alexis Davis really knew how to play some high-level rubber guard,

45:56 I started laughing at that. Let them bitches loose. is pinned to the ground the first thing to do is She's just not doing anything. Every time Sarah McMahon Everything. So she didn't try to progress any further. a fantastic fighter, and he's I love that dude. She should just cinch it up. The left leg's got to be closer to us. Alexis Davis got a lot of potential off her back.

48:36 Like my high level rubber guard players, You can't get elbowed in rubber guard. It's like saying, if you try to throw that head kick, dudes will get out of the way, right? Yeah, they'll get at them like, that's all I Man. Yeah, yeah. But what Eddie did was he put together a system, Aren't we doing Sarah's base is ridiculous, man. Have you ever rolled with Damien?

51:15 It's like so, it's so old school. They're doing arm drags, single legs, but they're so flawless with it. Why should she get out of this half guard? let you go she knows what's up she's like this is how you set it up inch by inch oh it's just Sarah McMahon is the master of a side choke. she gets it cause Shane Carwin fucking neck Yoel Romero beat Kale Sanderson twice.

53:37 Super constricto. Hold on the leg and turn away from the choking pressure. Because the arm that's in the choke, you don't want it like this. Do you try to go knee to chest? it stops all arm triangles. Yeah That's the best spot right there. But instead of having the knee actually on the belly, it's like knee on the belly. Right. Same side that she just got, right? Okay. So it'd be your left knee on her belly. Okay.

55:13 and they knew the defense, and the shin across the top. I don't even need it. It's just massive pressure. you're grabbing the leg. when the regular shit impaler on me one time and I really thought And it's just scrunched. It was terrible. No, I was. Your body completely forgot it, and you are a fucking white belt because I suck at arm drags. In all my wrestling, my whole life, I never once threw legs in.

57:59 My coach is wrestling. He's the one who showed me the twister. Alex Nicoccia is the guy who showed it to me. I'm just saying. I was like, shit, I already got a leg hook in it's really easy but in jiu-jitsu giving the back is the the ultimate sin so i was Yes, yes. Aldo gets the title now He won. Look, he's still Anthony motherfucking Pettis, dude. I'm not saying it's over.

1:00:22 Anthony Pettis was the 55 champ. and he's just getting a title shot. I'm scared of what's going on. You could actually get to them and make a change. I met Ari I talked to Ari he's a very nice guy. I'm sure he's very smart guy listens I'm not sure, but I'll tell you this, Joe. you have a UFC fight coming up, like, how does that, or a Bellator, right?

1:03:06 make per fight correct correct basically and they're modeling after it after the baseball He was like a necessary evil. That's what Bjorn's doing. I got the phone out of the cabinet. Yeah, Bill Goldberg. You're on it? You're on The Goldbergs? It's kind of exciting. Eve, dude. Oh, that place is the shit. That's it? People in Florida are fucking savage.

1:05:40 and I'm listening to Eddie cackle in the wings. Tony and Joey Diaz. I said, sir, it's The Pony Hour. That's our goddamn home, dude. Where is the? That many? Pretty sure it's- I think it's 18 or 19. That's one of those places where you look at it and you go, wow. So I just turned it down and then he again it said just come down and check it out fucking thing loves

1:08:13 It's 1987. Really? And Max Holloway and Pettis. What is the other fight? you gotta go through hell Cowboy at a killer. He's doing something different now because he's not fucking his body up to make 155. You suck that life out. 55, you're like, holy shit. I'll win that belt. a motherfucker of a time getting to 45? He looks tough. That when you said that, I go, he's going to be a star.

1:11:05 He fucking scares me. Oh my God. Never bet against black. You don't do a throat slash and not fucking come out a booming. It sure does. That's going to favor a cannoneer. Look at this guy. Well, I just recognize there's another level to be achieved that you're seeing, really good at a very high level. almost got his arm broke. French striker. He's from Belgium.

1:13:35 Looks like Zach Morris. I mean, he definitely showed that in his last fight. Did you see him rip that apple in half? Why do I feel like that fight is somewhere else? Oh, I think he's extremely talented, period. Two cuties. This is the problem with having family. I wish I could. Edibles. If you can get them, you got to, but you know, there's certain places where you can get them.

1:15:26 Shut the fuck up. In a few years, there's going to be places where they have these spots where you can The black guy's jacked. Yeah, he's jacked. through the slash and then touch gloves. You come out when Conor McGregor he went to shake hands with Dennis Seaver But, you know. He has a boxing license. He was talking about Conor McGregor fighting Canelo Alvarez.

1:17:45 star was. I saw his at the LA, where the Remember they used to do that? You know what? What's up? And I ran Barkley. A lot of shit talked before that fight, too. Hey, bro, I'm not going to say it. I love Oscar. Shouldn't have gotten taken down. There's so many super athletes out there. Remember when Vitor Belfort got up to 240 pounds? He was so jacked.

1:20:48 First of all- Right. Hammered Mark Coleman. How long ago? Many a day. Oh, that was a day a day dude. He's so strong I was asking him about an upcoming fight. And Mark Coleman emerged after hoist. And leg kicks. kept moving him around a lot. So Mark Coleman kept taking him down at will, but he couldn't finish him off. the same principles of defense apply on the ground with ground and pound.

1:23:17 He's not going to sit there. He shattered my nose. On top of that, didn't you say he was the strongest guy you'd ever- Do you know why? I would love to see the camp back then, by the way. it was either that fight I'm a world champion but let me tell you this maury smith was probably the first guy to ever talk shit in, like, a world championship fight

1:25:44 John Peretti. Shout out to John Peretti. Shout out to John. John Peretti was the interviewer. He was doing my job. John Peretti. John Peretti was the stunt coordinator. can't believe that you wouldn't have You never heard back? Getting worked. this guy was like literally And he owned the show, that Battle Cage show. and they're like, you've got to have a certain personality

1:27:49 This guy's taking shots, dude. Let Eddie Brown finish this. I go down there with Ricky Rocket, drummer from Poison. Yeah, remember yet. Yeah, Vito had a white We were just cracking up. We're ending. learn from that fight? He goes, cardio. He had the best stories of all time. right next to Mark Coleman The fans bought him a jigillion drinks. I was at a fight in Vegas.

1:31:16 scarf hold type situation. That's a legit move, by the way. It is, though. But there's a guy named Dudot, and he fucking tapped me with that shit. It's like in the Rubber Guard family. This guy's getting crazy. It looked pretty good. Yeah, well, it's before the fight. You know, you're either a killer or you When does he fight next? You can't say you've got a fight coming up and then afterwards you're going to get surgery.

1:34:01 He goes, really? He looks very lean. So is that the case right now? bout. know I'm kind of injured here, but I'll deal with it and beat your ass. Stevens foot and wobbled Travis Brown had He's fair fucking game there. But he went, just give me a second. like that? is there a malfunction in my glove? Yes. Why is my finger bent sideways? Hold on, hold on. Yeah. There's moments where something can go wrong, where you don't even realize, like, is there

1:36:32 But where do you draw the line? Ah, shit. I'm going to shit on both of these. It's breaking your nose. It broke his nose. to have your hands over there, but to have Oh yeah, well that's offensively, though. I don't practice snapping arms or practice knocking guys out. No, arm bars aren't snapping arms. As far as holding his hand up. Breaking the fingers is the same as breaking the face, breaking the aorta bone.

1:38:51 that's ridiculous. Why is that ridiculous? But it's not ridiculous. And I brought that up in the post-fight But that's up to, there's millions of dollars on the line. You know what I mean? That's the only guy that it makes sense for. It's not illegal. Listen, it's absolutely. It doesn't matter. within the rules. I'm saying, what do you want to see?

1:40:33 Okay. And it's up to you. It's going to be a case-by-case basis. He won, but Brendan won. He had to look at it. that's true, I don't know. Only he knows. But I'm I'm saying, even if he was like, oh shit, my finger's broke. It's not anger. I don't want to argue with him. As a fan, you want to see them fight. No, no. What the fuck is the problem? be? Because I really

1:43:19 Yeah, and then Mitrione, who was winning the fight, then goes to losing the fight. I want to keep going. Any eye injury could be We have to protect the eyes. that covered your eyes, They were guys who were soaking them in testosterone and shit. Because this is a dope fight. before Kimbo. I can't believe this. No, no, we'll take it. By the way, Jake hits so hard.

1:45:59 Imagine that. And they're going to get into their personalities and their lives. NAFTA. And it's like Republicans against Democrats. No, not Masvidal can crack, dude. Jake hits hard. Oh, Masvidal's fucking him up. He went ass towards him, hips towards him. You got this, Jake. Well, no, I'm just saying he's doing a great job. Jake, you got this, Jack.

1:48:03 But Masvidal has got him pinned up against the cage. Well, Jake still possesses that crazy fast twitch muscle fiber. So you've got a few significant rounds in your chamber. Yes, sir. Right. Look at how composed he is. Do you know that Ellenberger knocked out Pele Landy with one punch? Masvidal is such a good boxer, though. Masvidal went with the wheel kick.

1:50:03 You should let him recover. Yeah, we are. I haven't picked a side. Hey, Jamie, give us some volume. Look, it's stuck. It is over? I think Masvidal got in some great shots. in some great shots yes Ellenberger looked like he was staying Oh, you're so ruthless. It's not his fault his foot got caught in the fence. So instead of tucking it in like that, extending it up and putting it apart of the cage,

1:52:45 Oh, well, that would help everybody, then. That's terrible. 100%, man. He would be robbed if it was a draw. It's not a happy justice. Zero. It's due to an attack. He can't see. It's hard, man. It is not easy. It's not easy. It's not good question because sometimes guys go out and they win that fight. Case by case. Case by case. will do for your career and get you to the next level and your punch guy goes, damn,

1:54:49 Hey, don't insult him with that comment. Is that an issue? I don't think so. But is there an argument that win bonuses make the fights more exciting? That's his style. That's his style. He's concerned with that. And you're like, okay, you're taking all these breaks. mouse. He's fighting Khabib next. Yes, they canceled Anaheim. Yeah, that's the fight.

1:56:59 It's not with Tony Ferguson. Put her on a placard. You're a little bit of a gossiper. A little bit. It's a great scene. control of that at all. Well, here's why it's foolish So when he's there, is he saying, should he get a percentage of the pay-per-views? The idea of him being an owner of the entire company based on what he's able to do in his own individual pay-per-views, that would be foolhardy.

1:59:20 Because it didn't have a fucking title fight. That's what's up. Matt Brown type fights on Would you or would you not? It's all socialism, man. Goddamn black helicopters. And Emil Meek is the guy who beat up Toquino. But is he ripping bitches' legs off in jiu-jitsu? Gary Tonin's best in the world. but that John Donahue and I had this conversation about the entrances that Toquino uses.

2:01:53 the strength would run out. But there's also a ton of guys. you did bring it back is the most feared I call him I'll wrap it up. Sorry. the whole Danaher crew I had a bunch of leg lock wizards all over the association. Look what these guys, when you obsess with leg locks in the system I love that. And then Eddie Cummings is like the coolest motherfucker ever.

2:05:28 Gordon Ryan, artistry. Do you feel like that's when when did you feel like, at what point when you were rolling if you do it over and over and over again, if you're working in a factory So it becomes a language you're fluent in Tying your shoes. Like now, I've been typing for so many years. I was like, huh? That's even better. There's never perfect. Ende endeavoring down that road.

2:08:24 Everybody learns forever. It was fucking nuts. It was crazy. I don't feel bad about it. Well, not only that. So when you know that, when you know that he's genuinely a good person through his fucking That's what I think. Listen, man. Eddie, I'm trying to convince you. Maybe I know him better than you private fucking underground He's out of line. I have a message for Donald Trump.

2:11:45 Get loose, man. They're paying him. I didn't say it. You're like the little pesky fucking man. Off camera. Yes, absolutely. You can't keep thinking about things. Pizzagate, first the Conspiracy of Silence, then get into Pizzagate and it'll all make Two Mexicans I can get this brought back to YouTube Henry's a bad motherfucker, dude. I got Joey Benavidez.

2:14:01 They are fucking swinging. Oh, not now. Whoa! Oh, look at that. Eddie has to do Cejudo. I just want everyone to know that I'm not betting on anybody, that I'm merely a backer. That's some honor right there. Yes. That's dead on. For sure. he's been known to let it go Mazzagati's my favorite I love you, too. Well, how about when Mazzagati was reffing Brock Lesnar versus Frank Mir?

2:16:14 Well, Eve's a no-nonsense. The damage done to Benavidez is legit as far as it diminishes him. gotten so drunk he's just holding his glass out to Brian Cowan is not even Who's a loving guy? Okay, you know watching them post for a driver. I go yeah Swinging for the fences, man So he's got to win significantly. The judges are tough, man. I think you're right.

2:18:39 Ended the fight. How about that kill team? Correct. Right now you're right These guys are 115 pounds. You fucking giant. You have white privilege, male privilege, and giant privilege. You have podcaster privilege. Thanks for all your 10 years. Did you guys see the roadrunner kill the rattlesnake? Yeah. Look at this. When you're up close. It's right there.

2:21:35 Dude, I got a new favorite animal. he just Brian, go for it. Cejudo looks pissed. The reason I thought Joe would win this fight, and I'm not saying he's not going to, Seven fights. Yeah, I mean, and Benavidez How bad did he knock out Joey Benavidez? And the technical kicks, or knees, rather, to the body, the Muay Thai from the clinch, So legit. what I think. When you look at John Jones, I think

2:24:11 You're right. You're right, but he's not fought. for guys like John Lineker shutting that shit down. No, Verdum's hard with a steep A fight. You can't putSP maybe Verdum if he didn't lose his last yeah Verdum's hard it's arguable that Verdum's you can put Conor up there about here you know I don't know shit about striking you beat up everybody you know that

2:26:12 Amazing. As soon as you throw, he's going to fuck you up. He's super accurate. A lot of understanding of striking and movement. He's got the fastest ever fucking KO of in the UFC Does Joey have a twin brother? How much time do we have to work with you? There's a lot of different things you would think of, and right that right right right of accuracy that knockout there's a bunch

2:28:59 And then there's guys like Roy Jones Jr. to the point where nobody could fuck with it. Terrible paper you remember. in the way that I think the rounds that Kovalev won. why you could make that is because I think that I mean, you could see I mean, everybody has their own idea. That's my number one and number two. I see crazy shit. Like when he got Cejudo in the clinch and he's throwing these precision

2:31:44 That's a great point. good at certain things. Benavidez and Cejudo are both very good strikers. Don McCruise and Garbrandt, Don McCruise guy that shows any sort of a slowdown Lineker is a scary dude. He's a terrifying powerhouse, man. Who do you think won this fight? weathering the storm and not getting You guys aren't down to order pizza? How would they know?

2:34:27 Pizza would be nice, though, Joe. In the motherfucking main room. Brian and Cal tomorrow night. Christ, man. You won't even let people talk about themselves. His new hour. We get high when you guys aren't around. No, I thought it was. Nah, he won that fight. It's hard to tell. He looked very different in this fight than any of his other fights ever.

2:36:18 Joey crushed it. It's really good for you. Full hog? My body cheddar. That's nice. I use a sharp cheddar. I agree. Wonder Bread white bread. But I Fuck you. I'm going to take You're not a criminal. You're not doing this Chicken, fuck you. It kinda tastes like shit though. Skirt steak is the shit. and you gotta somehow I say, Dad, I need some fucking money.

2:39:25 You're like, okay, $23. of bread. When I was a kid, Well, barely, man. They'd be like, oh, I'm a fucking loser. And when I started doing it, that's when I quit college. muscles in front of a teacher You embraced it, you're saying? if he's had step one through ten with each other. She was like, me and my friends. Let me tell the story. brain damage. I was in college. I would have jacked you off in history.

2:42:59 So she's like, we do them all the time. So then I went back to school after the tournament. didn't come down, but the jet skid, the jet skid into the runway and sparks and they put fucking They go, praise God praise God with so much sadness Keep going. anything? My mother's a beautiful person, and my Trying to make sense of the world. me to go hang out with your friends at the Cape and I have like a big smile on my face.

2:45:48 Did you get to know him? Where I was just such a- I was done. You're not talking me into this. in my dating history, Might be the best coach, eh? Yeah, they're number one. They grew up, so there's this bonding connection. you think you should go balls to the wall brunson style yeah almost yeah i mean almost like the only Herd Dienlich's board is tough.

2:48:25 Bullshit. He just said anything can happen and you say I disagree? as often, but they do. He's a sizeist. Can I just stop this before this fight and say this is my favorite thing to do in my whole life? So stupid. Respect him, Brandon. You make some really good points. anything can happen. Not in the little boys Watch what Mighty Mouse does this for.

2:50:36 Blocking. The world is strange. These guys move so quickly. Look at this. Mighty Mouse is shit happens. The world is strange. Look at this. Can't do it. Because if you just did that to Demetrius, just get side control and top position, you're I talked all that shit. This is why MMA is beautiful, folks. Oh yo, dude. He's not necessarily Dude, get out of here. He's high level.

2:52:12 It's over. He's a little space. I feel like throwing up. He knows it. Damn, look at him. Look at him. He's going to spin to the back. Holy shit. He fought it off. He's got it now, he's going for the underhook. He can get him with the exact same technique if he punches that fucking right arm under Look at that, though. That's a sign of weakness. Oh, shit.

2:54:28 He's tired as fuck. Dude, Elliot is on top of the world at this division right now. Every day in MMA is Wednesday on the Mickey Mouse Club. This fight's a lot of shit. Ten seconds, ten seconds. You've never seen John in trouble like this ever. And what did he do? he rose on your shit yeah that's hard because he was like seven or eight last time we did

2:56:16 Let me ask you if you guys agree with me. Yeah. Like Anderson Silva did it. Hands down. He's out relaxed. What are you saying, he's white? He's lazy? Like, fuck you. It's not going up, it's going down Defensively and offensively. Oh, he's got it in the neck. Look at that. But that's a good move right there. Smashed him down with those. You can't put your arm on the other side,

2:59:21 Always, always. Are you kidding me? That's what I mean. Not every. over there, but not that much That's one move that you really can get from the Fake Mayer was a master at that. Japanese necktie is the exact same thing. We're going to stay in half guard. Elliott wins the position war. serious garrapalane. Jesus. Hold me down. Hold on a second. That's part of it.

3:02:32 That dude did sprints. Six hours is what you said. He changes up from southpaw to right. Not during this fight! Real quick. Real quick. Eddie, please. Eddie, please. Eddie, please. Eddie, please. Eddie, it's like you're a jiu-jitsu. That was close. Ridiculous. These guys are going back. No, but look at this. Tamelia wrestled 100%. Oh, shit. He's so strong.

3:04:56 Swim sprint is racist. Oh, but not so. Not arm position. Look at that pass. Because he's white and white trash? Hillary, and we are not... Don't engage. It's an amazing fight. I was playing. Mighty Mouse looking to pass that guard. That's racist. Oh, look at those elbows. Elliot got some serious happening. He did this before. This is beautiful. That's very interesting.

3:07:15 That's a reverse triangle right there. Oh, yeah, for sure. Or Schwa. This is only the third round, right? Was that the third round? This is a great fight. I'll be the first to admit it. I apologize. Even if he loses his fight, I'm not saying he's going to lose. I'm just saying, my mouse isn't pound for pound number one anyway. You have to add that in.

3:09:15 Damn, it's fourth round, man. Joe, here's one for you. Where do you read Bisping? White guy in the UFC. Stipe, you fuck. Steve Amy Ocic. We're all immigrants. He can kill all of them. Answer me that. Oh, man. Is he smiling? Tim Elliott. He's a good niece to the shoulders in the back. I like that. He's a like that I like how you guys went silent when you couldn't name another American white guy with a belt

3:11:57 I hate that goddamn crucifix. describe it, if you could break down that position. I'm sorry. Forget what I just said. Oh, now he's good. So he's got to keep it on this side. Do you ever let guys out of half guard into side control to catch that darts? Oh, look at that. Oh, shit, he decided to go armbar. What are you saying? He just cartwheel kicked him.

3:14:04 Callan likes Jews. Here's a question. Are, Callan liked the Nazis, remember? You did. Joe, here's a serious question. He voted for Hillary. He's won the... Yeah, when he was 40. He has more wins than Anderson Silva. He makes a good point. Boys defense he just said the most brilliant thing ever he said who's the champ right now Mighty Mouse trying to roll to an arm bar.

3:16:02 I don't even see color. I'm literally so unprejudiced I can't tell who's black or white. I don't care about magenta. Look at him. Yeah, which part? I'm being fucking tame right now. We don't wanna go there Two and a half minutes Now's when you should shut the fuck up. But fucking Tamale gets that knee back in play again. It has nothing to do with that.

3:18:30 That's racist. Look how he's got control of that wrist. and you pin it down, they can't move that arm Oh, shit. He's out. Elliott scooping under. But he's letting an underhook go. At these points There's only a minute left though Keeping that top half position Don't lose my number. Wait a minute. Let's stay friends. Don't lose my number. Here's my number. Let's stay Tim. Stay with me, nothing. Let's stay friends.

3:20:52 Mighty Mouse all day. Controlled him the whole fight. No, no, seriously. Was he number one? Rematch on this. Rocky won? Cruz, yes. Well, he's got Benavidez now. Cejudo's always going to be in the mix because that was a close fight. I know, but I know for a fact, 100% for a fact, Cejudo, he is improving on a daily basis. Mighty Mass. Yeah. He won. Look how good he's got.

3:23:40 Look how professional he is. There's no waivers. Yeah, he's a beast. Let's hear what Tim Elliott says Who the fuck is that? He just went, if it's a fight to the death. That's a very humble way of approaching it Because the post-fight interviews it's got to be the best question ever the play-by-play guy is always going to crush the color of God. always been nice to me he'll just grab a mic goes let's do a piece right now let me fucking ask you

3:27:18 shout outs. Old wrestling coaches. I appreciate that. Jesus. No he's not Everybody Brian Callen Even though he's known him T-Fact Jamie Gio Martinez Yes, that's it.