Joe Rogan Experience #20170115 — Fight Companion - January 15, 2017 Transcript

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0:00 Three, dos, uno, we're live, ladies and gentlemen. If you've never seen a fight or listened, either one, you listened or heard or watched a fight companion. Listen to this. Oh, for sure. going, how's this gonna help me win my fight? If he's an expendable 19, then we've got a problem. meals with the dude. Very smart guy. Yeah. They should they should play it over and over again to those people in Guantanamo Bay, they'll give up ISIS, they'll give up everybody. Did you see all the bombs on?

2:18 Because he's awesome. Not silly. I'm feeling that jacket. Yes. Yes, big game hunter. Hey, he did. And when you're up there, man, there ain't shit up there. He got beat up pretty bad, though. he's got this show, Vegetation. Yes, they eat the under the But he The last grizzly bear died in the 1800s in California. That'd be a grizzly bear. And my friends in Canada that live up there that are hunters,

5:52 This guy is a different guy. It's like one giant ribeye. Well, you can see, if you're watching this fight at home, four minutes eight, four minutes God damn. A Moraga, I always thought he was a southpaw. One of the things that happens with those guys that have been around, by Joey Benavidez but Mighty Mouse Mighty Mouse He just got cut. and then you go like that and wrap

8:27 It's nasty. He was mounted. Go ahead and poke that eye out. What do you do when a guy's got that on you? Go and poke that eye out bottom of Mounted. I wonder if he let him from the Mount for when I was mounting never done it. Who has? Henner. Henner. that the guy was mounted. And a heavyweight. Not in this fight and not in this card, he's not. Yeah, I think so, too.

11:02 He's gotten better. With a guillotine. a bigger dude and strong training partner Thanks, buddy. I can't ever fight this weight class again. He goes up to 35. Yeah, that's gonna be amazing. he slides it under the neck. Look at this. He baited him grapevine. Look at how he, like Look how the guy on top is grapevining the legs. To let him slide into mount. He must do that all the time

14:11 choke was? See, it's the same So he's doing exactly that same move, but he's doing it on the front of the neck. Yeah, he doesn't know what's going on, and all of a sudden he's getting tapped. That's it. Yeah, man, it's tough to pull off. But you've seen how Imanari finishes it, right? Oh, yeah. Because your chance of finishing, especially with a really tough guy, especially if they have shoulder mobility.

15:45 guys defending the omoplata, usually they expose their neck because they're so concentrating And she's a dime piece. And she's a darn piece. She rolls underneath her wife. She's doing it different. let her. But now, once she gets Beautiful technique, man, because she can't defend with that arm. So high level. She's holding on to the omoplata still. That's the whole key.

17:44 And so he could defend against the, or he could up the arms. He's an octopus. And so he could defend That sheer tear on their face. God. I'm going to slide in some DMs with Portuguese Portuguese just broken Portuguese. You see one of those there's apps that um It's like I think it's called Google Lens. I've used a world lens. I've used it I mean real time too

18:57 Yeah To having something That sits in your ear. In-ear device that translate foreign languages in real time. Yeah. Sergio looking for the choke. That was probably worth Oh so it's like a Kickstarter Get you in big trouble Get you in trouble, huh? Look at this. I hear it's uh You know what man this is This is changing no-gi. He is. up on all the latest shit. I hope it goes

21:33 path that took About as thick as it gets. God damn it. that started with this John Donahue, or maybe yesterday about using the legs while grappling and how important it as to when you should get married You look crazy. He's got a great sense of humor. He's always tongue-in-cheek. He's always joking. she makes it so you don't have to work and she brings in other women yeah well she brings crazy

23:54 my life's work. Yes and then he gets super into it becomes a black belt not just like one of the genius guy when it comes to jiu-jitsu. Nicest guy, too. Hector motherfucking Lombard. What? done fighting Toquinho. You know, he fought Husamara Who's Jeff Glover having an event with? Hector Lombard We were together. Jeff Glover's Chad Mendes. Might be the best in the world.

25:57 Correct. in the past with his hands. Floyd is a masterful boxer. don't get me wrong, Floyd's one of the best of all time, Oh, is he the one who did the fucking Joey Diaz and me? That's not going to happen, that fight. And Floyd's asking for $500 million or $100 million, rather. It's not a championship fight, but it's a main event. The only fight that would get me out of retirement is Conor McGregor.

28:06 The same way the Ronda Rousey fights do, but this whole- Three or four million? Pacquiao Mayweather, right? It is for that fight. $160 million? That's why Dana's entertaining it. I want to know why Conor or how Conor isn't concerned he'll get knocked out in the first round. And also, Mayweather doesn't hit that hard. And it's so deceptive. He doesn't take advantage, especially lately, though.

30:32 That's what I'm saying. Madonna. Marcos Maidana, right? Yes. And Maidana connected at the end of one of the rounds. Floyd fought Ricardo Mayorga Yeah No not Ricardo Mayorga You're thinking of Madonna Madonna Yeah It felt like he still See, and Maidana is, you know, murderous puncher. 154. Conor, one shot? And you pay none of them off. haven't done it.

32:14 Look at him. I would say so. He And TJ Team Alpha Male Yeah. I'm a huge Floyd Mayweather fan of him skill-wise as a boxer, I don't care, Brandon. Those things are all true. I don't care. I don't care. Well, he hasn't fought in two years and he's 40 now. He's 40. Those things are all true. Yeah, it's not really a conversation. Look what Joe Smith Jr. did to Bernard Hopkins.

34:24 father time sometimes will just go, he'll just tap L's. There's some fucking new research that's shown that if you take They get faster. You got them old ass cells. This startup will fill your veins with the blood of young people. You want a guy's blood. Hashtag man blood. in its... You feed this guy all the best supplements and get his hormones just perfect.

36:35 Eight pints, right? I want it pure. Hey, this has to be in LA or fucking... The doctor used to be an Olympic rower. Is it a trial? I'm going to do that and then have that translated in my ear like an asshole. and they had these contracts the female Steve Jobs and she would dress pass it off as being like in the high this blood test that they had stopped them from doing these tests.

39:24 Let me just explain what's happening. Here's where it all came down to. I saw a speech that she gave at this women's conference thing, like this women's empowerment thing. He works out at, yeah, and he's at the pit elevated, which is up there in Utah. Because I think... Do you see the statement, Jamie? See you later. she's fucked Fake news. Unsubstantiated reports I mean they basically were spreading propaganda for whoever the fuck invented it whether it's a troll or whether it's

42:29 I'm not hiring people that ex-British operative, It's just so uncreative. I'm not eating while the podcast's going. Sure is He had something like serious No, no, no. I'm pretty sure, though. Wisconsin though, yeah? He was winning fights too. If you talk to Volkman about it, he's very, very vocal about it. And when you're paying attention and start feeling sad

45:06 Who's going to read that? Nobody. Yeah, they probably got on a secret FBI It was long enough. So you can give them an option, I guess. They really need that full time work. people who need it and they're and they're about 20 million people that are on it now or something people that had health care they get a very serious illness and they get dropped and then

48:09 So you're not really able to shop for insurance across state lines. This is my garbage route. We're missing a real good fight right here. Not only that, look at the innovation, Or they have to wait nine months before they get their operation. I mean, they have to have incentive in order to spend money. True. We call it the dark side. He struck me as very intelligent.

50:26 Really good guy. Chem Trails. And he's also got the perfect build for it because he's so long and tall. instructors on the planet yeah he's amazing i don't think anyone gets that twisted do they Top notch. Oh, she's leaving him. Oh, shit. She's going to Black Guy's house. Maybe Bobby Lashley's texting her right there. He's fighting Orlovsky, right?

52:23 They're fighting over the last bottle of malaria medication. Yeah, they're going to airdrop in the middle In the Congo. That's racist. They're going to fight over the last bottle of malaria medication. I think it's a fight pass. He goes, we will never let heavyweights fight in Denver again. Meanwhile, then they have fucking Kane versus Verdum in Mexico City, which is 2,000 feet

53:11 No, but Mexico City was while Joe Silva was there. So this is funny. For sure. And he still knows how to fight. Eve is remarkably well composed. Stunt? Some of it's cushy. Yeah. You going to do table reads all that, Jeff? Dude, they'd have you on. Yep. It looks like a real window Do you stay in touch I've seen Candy since Callan and me. No. the best thing to do. The actors on your show

56:03 I wouldn't mess with it. I don't know about that. I think Ben is winning the wine in there. Maybe a little honey lamb chop. But it's not high enough. This is named after Nathan Orchard. He's on the foot. See how he's on the toes on the back of the calf? So Court just dropped that elbow on him. So they're really good at them, but they're also easier to get caught.

58:01 Interesting, man. With aggression That last round and Brian's watching I get nothing. Yeah, we're talking No, I'll do Brian's show. You're not ready. Oh, dude. series and he did a movie on netflix he's a new movie on netflix and now he's doing a series on What's that called? B-I-B-B. Good job, Ben. Earned win. Oh, he's hilarious. He doesn't have to do a lot of spots

1:01:11 and he's going to rehearse and he's going to go through all of his stuff, Dude, and sometimes for me, where I get scrambled is I'll do a UFC on the weekend, You got to keep sharp. Thursday on the road, and by Saturday, for actually going on stage and for you it'll be fun anyway man just do open mic nights and Holly's not her. That would be so rude.

1:03:12 I feel like maybe Dana was on vacation Now you're fucked. If you want to make a star out of Holly Holm, wrong fight. I think 18-time world boxing champion or something crazy like that, It's not her thing either. fight for Holm. She's lost two in a And she's the girl who knocked out Ronda Rousey. Look at me. That's right. That's crazy. So he gets the title shot.

1:06:17 dangerous, I mean, you know, I think he'll beat... Well, they almost did, but Luke fucked like he's kicking with his right knee only, I think. Yeah, Ian's had his hands. He can't make a full fist. Is Travis Brown still in Edmunds camp? Yeah, which is awesome. That's a great quote. I was texting you. Listen, I go home. You're going out on a Thursday night at midnight.

1:08:45 Yeah, I don't like my mornings to be fucked, man. I see your girl posts on your yoga teacher. I've done over the giant difference with no though, you feel great. I mean, I like it. Yeah. I can't stop sweating. You're doing Bikram? Meanwhile, it's another half an hour. Oh man You know what is that Conor McGregor is the one... made no sense when I heard him say that.

1:10:58 Listen, his loyalty was to his own future. It was the right move for him maybe. Dwayne fan. For a while he would go back to Alpha I mean, if there's another guy that's in 135, like Cody, who's coming up, coming up hot. in a guillotine. He didn't beat the shit There's no mercy. So dramatic. I don't know what happened. and now that they're gonna hardcore fans

1:13:23 they are? Well, it might be better. animals for whatever reason tugs at my heart more than humans. Oh, you got a problem. You should go to a doctor What does she sing? Earth mothers. Good red flags for sure. Did he win the title in Bellator? Before that, he beat Dave Jensen and Bellator. Never. He's a tough guy. Who stopped Beat him, but he missed weight.

1:16:29 It was a good amount, and he just said, fuck it. Please just jump to guard, both of you. Cracked Melvin with a jab and then choked him the fuck out I was like, holla! That's what Oliveira was. New York straight. He went for it. Lozon with a fucking vicious elbow. Yes. Yep. most of it. Someone made a real good point But here's the thing, man. He had one knee down.

1:19:11 This could be interesting. And Lozon has already cracked him with a few elbows. He lost to Diego. So the knee on the ground, it was only the knee. Like what about the top of the foot? Like Cyborg versus Michael Page. Good defense right there by Lozano on the break. It's one of my favorite things to do. faster pace worse technique is that true like what about five three minute rounds

1:21:57 He goes, no one can fight. Although it was for the belt, WC. Really got fucked, because he won that fight pretty clear. He found him amongst the sheep or some shit in Brazil, choking sheep out. And think about what Floyd- Might be your brother. Chavez Jr. is way tougher than he should be. Look at this. It's rare. Look at this. What is Held's jiu-jitsu credentials?

1:23:59 Good move in here by Joe Lozon. Joe was almost out. A lot I don't know because I thought someone Oh Like, more analyst work instead of play-by-play and color. door. You know, he gets to the door and checkmate Bang. I heard your hog tastes like It can ever happen. Let's create some catfish accounts. Whether he's writing about it or not Look at this!

1:26:56 What? Oh, my god. No, no, no. He's out. He's out, dude. He's out. Yeah, few minutes ago. Oh, my God. No, no, no. Oh, how dare you. He was at like nine out of ten, and then he went back to eight. It's so beautiful. You think he would tap you? He's very big, and I never do jiu-jitsu. I'll take my boy Callan here. have left in his hourglass? You know what's interesting

1:28:27 Alcohol too, yeah. He's every bit of 6'4". Ah, fuck it. That one guy's got an interesting haircut-old people. He's choking out. It's awesome. He just lay on top. Fuck it. I love him too. the same endorphins. Yeah, that guy from the Are you serious? Because I will fucking find him and I'll bring him in never talked to him once. John Joseph is... You're one of your best friends, though? I am...

1:29:32 No, yes, but I'm... Is he in your will? And John used to have to meet me on... Which is the most expensive real estate in New York. Sir, is this the plot of Bronxville? They called John in jail Mighty Whitey. But anyway, point is, he had a problem with substances now. I knew John very- Hey, bro, how many best friends? It says Merry Christmas. Troy fight.

1:32:02 You're going a little No, no. Check my experience, bro. John and I are very close. Eddie Bravo has some fucking hilarious memes in his chambers. Who's winning this fight? I don't care about that. I don't care whether, guys, there was a guy used to roll himself in a carpet and he was naked and he would want people that he I saw him give him 20 bucks.

1:34:10 Maybe I'm wrong. I believe you. You can't just jump guard on a guy like Held like that. thinking maybe two or one you know i mean he saw it he went for. I admire that Lozon went for a bunch of shit there. If he had just created him some space and avoided the clinch. which would be a huge feather in his cap. After dude! come in with him, too. Be a top nine MySpace friend and fill that up.

1:36:29 Is that fucking random New York guy? Dude, I got to tell you. No more. No, no, no, no, no. Joe Lozon. Yeah! Wow. Powerful gray hair by our friend Anik. Yes, that is what he said. he had held in all sorts of trouble. Frank Mir is a black belt through and through and was like, He was a black belt. suspension yeah but if he has a he said when he used to first be in the UFC,

1:39:38 That makes no sense, sir. Interesting fight, man. She mauls girls. It was a good fight. Yeah, beat Holly on that Chicago card, right? I was catching some of the highlights. at the end of the third round. That's in Denver, yeah. It's a good Fox card. Cerrone, Jorge Masvidal. That's a fun fight night. I'm excited about that fight. That's in Denver, yeah.

1:41:38 And Masvidal is super sneaky. He's got everything Yeah he's one of my favorites 100% mixed martial artist. Is that legal? Hold on, is this John Wick 2? John Wick, not only does he drive a muscle car he he oh look at this I like your attitude so far. Because one side's white and the other side is? Just come up with the answer. to this. No. One more.

1:43:49 He's tall. That don't mean shit. And fucks everybody up Yeah I'm in too In his mouth What does it say here? She's hanging on, buzzer, watch, Not a good ad. Because it was on Invicta last night. oh, you're out cold, but ding! on this card that will knock your dick in the dirt. Yeah, but we don't live in that world. That's an offense to fighting. The fight's over.

1:46:36 If they don't win, I will fly out there and piss on Kansas City. All right. I'm just in a recording old thing. And I'm in jeans. I was texting you this the other day. Very sharp teeth. pick up some stuff. There's his teeth. you got your fake tan? They would pull it right out of great white sharks. From testing, right? Look at BJ. Five-round. has a fucking

1:49:46 now because he's had two cancellations. It really is nothing. That was supposed to be in the He has Winklejohn in his corner and He's with BJ for a long Did he ever talk about that? This boy is a young fucking lion. He's never been knocked out? He got beat up by Rory McDonald when Rory was a legit 170, top of the food chain 170. kept him on his corner. He kept him on his stool

1:52:05 I'm not rooting for anybody in this fight. You know, does he look at this as one last shot at redemption? Was he brought into Jose Aldo's camp to get him ready for... No. That guy's a killer, too. What is his last name? jungle fight and he put up a highlight reel of jonah's bill arino man he does some crazy shit Well, what Billerino doesn't have is that fucking piston on the left hand that Conor has.

1:54:10 before that switch look at that switch hands switch high kick yeah he's nasty well you know Look at how hard this guy is to hit. Yeah, put Bill Arino off. or are you thinking of John Joseph stories? There was a time we juiced and then we fucked each other. It was the scariest time for me because I'm a radical kid. That is a goddamn savage. Oh, yeah, he's a fan. There's BJ's girl. You're gonna miss

1:56:40 day I die. I love that guy. Can't get the guy a sign-off, though. I don't either. I don't know. for the UFC. I will dive on in. Loving it. Kick to the body. I was a Taekwondo master. That's one thing I can't handle. Interesting. moving to his right, which I don't so you have distance, you have a distance issue to deal with, He can fight off of either way, left or right forward.

1:59:18 But that kick to the head was what opened up that giant gash. Ooh, right hand by Yair. He got stung. I know. Oh my god. Yair. Yair. Yair with the wheel kick. Oh my god. Ya-Year- Ya-Year is so fucking scary. This is so interesting. This is so interesting. You know, a fight can change at any moment. I was going to say, here's what we haven't seen from BJ.

2:01:06 BJ's like, holy fuck, this is not Matt Hughes. Everything is like a, oh! I don't like this. And he's got his back to the cage. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Man, but it's a guy. That's a dynamic kicker who can also box run section advantage I've always thought that was so risky if you hit somebody's elbow with the top Oh, Jesus Christ.

2:02:57 Oh, fuck. Or Roy. Those are crazy shots. Yeah, I do. Chick-fil-A is yummy. He heard him! Yeah, you guys a legend. It's a legend. He's not He was hitting him. The goat in Jurassic Park. Get that fucking primed Oh my god That's a wrap? But look at this. Step back. It's a terrible fight for BJ. There's Todd Grisham. So this is the new guy that they because we were making fun of him,

2:06:36 he looks like a guy you'd rent a car from. He's a good guy. That's what people don't realize. I love Anik. He has been doing it forever, man. Bring in Reebok. I mean, they have to honor all the contracts. Signed a lifetime contract. If they don't interview him, Mike Goldberg should jump in and do the Kanye West, Taylor Swift thing. Thank you so much.

2:08:50 By the way, he threw up on my feet once. I wear some shoes that I wear that are comfortable for the UFC. No, he didn't. I wear it all the time. Cro Cop's not macho. And John Joseph? What shoes does he wear? Bro, that wasn't at the comic store. I see you flashing up there. That front kick to the face. It was a domination. Like a total in the future, I think that's a legit fight.

2:10:53 Okay. Look at how thick that is. Wow, that's super confusing. Or it's more of a sign that they wanted to have a pay-per-view card that was stacked So that's going to be... My first kid. BJ Pat on his back. He's still a different style. he has just this huge advantage. Can I kick your legs? No, he didn't fight Carlos.e. I thought he fought Lyoto in K-1. Because he fought Dwayne Ludwig

2:13:56 They announced him versus Wonderboy. I know. Oh, the wheel kick. And then that jumping front kick behind it. Yair might not even stay at 45. He's ranked ahead of Yair. Wow. Rodrigo Gracie. Yeah, he fought Gracie. It doesn't matter. Here's why. Ronda Rousey submits Yeah correctly, but Ferguson is that's really does happen, but I think that's like a about that potential matchup online.

2:17:07 Dan Henderson's a far cry from... Yes. He's in like the handful of very best guys in the world right now. Dylan said submit John Jones in under eight minutes. To John? He's 238. No. how the fuck is he doing that? No. Unlike you. Oh, the praying mantis is hanging out right now? Dude, you gotta be- Go ahead and sip on in buddy. This the hummingbird. He just waits to the right time

2:19:53 Nah, my legs are very big. causes. Well, Jamie will of these animals that are prey has, one of the reasons why this The idea is that the lines break up the pattern of the body and it confuses predators when they're in... Is it stuck on the cat? Yeah, it grabbed it and hung onto it What kind of centipede? No, he said the hardest bite's the gila monster.

2:21:56 There's 10,000 trillion ants in the world, and they represent approximately the same clinch on that hummingbird's You fucking pussy. This is nature, you bitch. He's got it clamped down. You know what that's like? It's dirty. He's just sitting there in his hummingbird feeder. Oh, no! He does that once, So they know that the praying mantis is a threat.

2:24:04 He's like, well, I took care of that problem. What a creepy animal. Look at this. That thing's a badass dude. Don't fuck around. I've told you that ten times. Pop his abdomen. Look at this. 100%. Let's see the fucking praying mantis. Well, that's what I would do. When did you get? The piranha would fuck them up. No, no, no. Before I realized it was illegal.

2:26:33 Oh, dude, they have little barracudas, and people feed them fish. But lizards, on the other hand, grow giant on islands. they don't get that big, but they stay ferocious. Yeah, they're eating minnows or something. I heard they're mean as fuck in the ocean. Do you think they threw some freshwater minnows in it? God damn, they jack them so fast. They don't look out of shape.

2:28:26 Eating cake and ice cream. That motherfucker's slender as shit. Yeah What kind of tuna were there? We ate sashimi from it. John? I wouldn't do it over again You feel like obligated to go there And make bank right over your kitchen sink and just unload Was John Joseph there? Remember that one? In the house? In the gym. Oh, in a gym. Yeah gym so it's okay oh in a gym yeah so this is rena city so yeah rena city and and how do you know and he would look at the guy he would look at the main guy who was always trying

2:31:27 would go, have a nice day, They had to hold him back because he just was like, I'm fucking, I don't care who's the customer, I'm going to beat the shit out of him, because they had to hold him back. Lou Perrotta, the guy I used to work out with, told me this story. They had to hold him back because he just was like, I'm fucking, fucking, I don't care

2:31:56 I've never seen anyone take a shit. on their clothes yes and then running off yes and the reason that's so disrespectful and that's... Busting loads on their clothes? Yes. And then running off? Yes. God, that's so disrespectful. get caught doing something sexual. But you don't even see the results unless you set up a camera. No. way and that bottles up that's that's when they they're being forced to behave in an unnatural way. And that bottles up.

2:33:58 Hey, Jamie, someone jacks off on your Yeezys. Yeah, but do you say is dominatrix? Okay, but if you have a room full of women that work as a dominatrix, what do you have a room full of? Are they so rare they're never in a room together? And so he's the best. And she starts telling us about all these different guys that she shits on. They have power and they're also like bent.

2:35:49 to the steel chair and you sit in the steel She was a cutout for your balls? Well, and then you get peed on. What's he going to say? Shit. Look at that side step to get side control and hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer. Let's talk about Brian getting his balls kicked in. What? do it. Oh, bro. One of my favorite pictures seen all of its various forms what spectrum I know a super wealthy man

2:38:30 Joe Rogan, God damn it. And he put it in my dressing room, and I go, don't do that. God damn it. God damn it. Well, it's like the whole idea. When you have a champion who didn't win the title in a fight in the octagon, Well, fought once before at Oliveira. of the transition between Zufa and WME, That could be an Invicta. period, this transition period, that

2:41:02 Because the promotion for the holly uh or excuse me They did it the way they would do a movie. I don't think he would allow that to happen. I don't give a fuck who's the famous person. It wasn't though. Most of that was like you open up the fucking curtain, the garage door and you see her hitting You said that for the, I think you said that for the Betch Cohea fight.

2:43:50 Shevchenko like Amanda Nunes like Holly Holm like you're seeing all this stuff and you look at, let's say you want to copy the NFL. fucking good, man. Worse than that, some bullshit. And I was like, wow, you guys have this idea of how this is going to go down. that she was just going to go in and I'm like, neither one, She goes, and he goes, and Connor, not a chance.

2:46:14 people who know some people that work at william morris and they're backstage dressed in fucking a guy who's come from the ground up from it. Yeah. titles and the championship fights I know, Joe. It doesn't work like that, though. It's up there. You miss out on those really fun kind of revenge fights. It's like, are you a sport Maybe the UFC gets three

2:48:48 Every year. even how to say his name. Lithuania, maybe? In other words. Somebody who speaks well. And you know what? It doesn't matter. his star would rise proportionately No, no, the other guy, the black guy who was with him. and think you're just so much better than everybody else that it's never going to catch up to you. world what you're doing with each fight is promoting a fight. What I'm saying is that you have to respect the hierarchy

2:51:40 just smashing everybody and you knew, oh my god, to get. She's never been an openly gay MMA champion. But still, you've got a leader for them. she probably said it is because she's seeing Ronda Rousey's face plastered all over the You tell me that 360 round kick that he fucking landed. I mean, if dance is an art, then gymnastics in competition is also an art, because it's

2:53:32 Well, I think she was making a clumsy Holla. Listen, man, she's a bad motherfucker. She'd be tough to beat. it's a very interesting fight because if Shevchenko now and vacate the back 35. Fuck yes she can. But if she ramps it up, Champ champ. I don't know, man. And then she jerks them. Cyborg's on drugs, though. She's a building with feet. Nasty. But I don't even think she really is a 145-er.

2:56:32 at people's camps randomly, you're 175. That's what you fight at. the fucking champions. You blow up the whole thing and you start from scratch They might as well do it I need it five rounds. earlier, and then Peska gets And he did it from being mounted. He's huge. That's the first time I've seen this haircut. And the other guy's fucking punched him in the head here.

2:58:56 He's kind of holding on to him. Right, right, right. You know, Eddie Bravo doesn't mount anymore. But they also go for the ankle lock. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, either way, he got his ass whooped. dick? Yeah. Alright. Slang some to keep this image in mind. The rich guy I was Go see these guys. I'm sure you know him.