Joe Rogan Experience #20170528 — Fight Companion - May 28, 2017 Transcript

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0:00 I like these two. Sunday roughhouse. That's what I'm proud of. This is what happens. That shit is ironic I'm not saying it's flat. I think there's a bunch of meth babies out there. they believe it. Well a lot of people just don't There's a lot. probably happened yeah and even in that discussion you got to see people that got into trouble for saying something

3:10 you need to know to understand satellites and ice walls well how about the way how about the way our Biological variables, right? Biological variables. Cultural. Genetic variables. with people is that there's so many variables that go into you being you biological biological inspirational memes that strippers put on their Instagram page? what's that old expression is that inspiration is like bathing it's effective but you need to

5:28 Half black. For some people, they do do it for that, and some people do it because they just want their You name it, he's got it. Jesus Christ. He's had a lot of those tattoos, but remember he got in that plane crash and he had third Yeah drugs, but he was a little fine before then and then goes in the hospital and then you know like the same feeling as like uh i don't like if you crave something like you're constantly

7:45 300 you know like a shitload. Yeah yeah he liked you because you're a ufc guy yeah we were boys Well, they went to get him like right when the water went over the top. Because they went to document the greatest fighter on earth. It was actually, I think it might have been, because I remember you and I talking to him in 1997. He goes, 260. Is that accusation?

9:12 are these gentlemen? The guy with the writing on his arm. Look at that. Jesus Christ. right? Well, they started out calling him the specimen, He put his chin in his eye socket How is it more technical? My son would do that right now. Yeah, this is more like a steamroll approach where it's just real slow pressure. I could do that to. It's all a pecking order,

11:44 You remember that? Old school, man. Check, please. Check, please. When you're Ray Cepho, he's like, you know what, fuck this. Check, please. in a can opener, would you, or would you? Yeah, he was so stupid strong and you're not used to like if it caught you off guard like I had brought I basically titty fucked him with my nose and I tapped out. And I go,

13:41 Maybe come back next week. It's like we're all on a wood floor. Does he ever take off his clothes and look in the mirror? Does he ever look at his arms and be honest about what's going on, though? Mayhem was a bad motherfucker. I just think, you know. A hundred percent brain trauma, man. to the eyeball i'd love to see that i was there for that one were you yeah That was like 97 that was the early days of the UFC and I remember thinking oh shit

16:25 Something like that. I was doing the post-fight interviews. walking like i like little school boys randy couture was sitting there being interviewed i looking at what a badass for this companion for this Oh, I'll be here. Is it a legit fight? You know, I don't know why he's not getting more respect. I like the fact that he's willing to fight him in fucking Rio, too, man.

18:24 Talking about part two? But he's smaller now you know he generally looks smaller he definitely uh chose to slim down He's going to Japan, son. Can you find it? Juice to the gills. Juice to the gills. Him versus Crow Cop, heavyweight. Yeah man I'd like to see Vitor come back And You know Just working for recovery I don't know. user. Do you remember how fast, how he pulled away from Carl Lewis and everybody just yeah?

20:55 He's the super snitch. What I did take out of it was that, according to Victor Conte, all of the track and field And I say this all the time. Don't you understand that Shannon Briggs just got pulled out of his world title fight That's right, dog. I feel like Brook is doing work. He's the Harold Letterman of Showtime. I like the voice. That round seven, he was still doing work, I thought.

23:06 All right, we just got to get him past the 10th round, and then we're going to put it Yeah. dan boebish is the guy yeah dan boebish I forget who that guy is. That guy's a karate guy, though. This kid looks like... Gotta check my head. Because he's an actor. Strange bird. Like, what? So he gets on top of him. hurt? Look at this. Smush! I'm using it in my next movie.

25:41 What'd you say, Jamie? Yeah, which is also illegal. But by the time you're you know in that position like what the fuck is going on here Christopher Walken. What are you selling? That's how he used to get guys to, he would cover their mouth when he took their back, I don't use it. That's the shit that holds your Elvis might not God damn. how to use a

27:37 He's got titanium, I guess. Is that the titanium He had to take a knee. He's like, look, I'm not losing my left eye. Like it's well-known knowledge like he's suffering. It's got oil in the retina. The thing with GSP, too, it's his medicals. It has don't know if it, I think it kind of came out, the thing with GSP oh, he's scared to fight. I hate when people,

29:14 So this guy. Did they say? He's fighting out of his hometown. How old was Sage Northcutt? Beautiful movement. How old was Joe Lozon when he Super smart guy. I could be wrong. That hurt him too, that bothered him. Yeah. I'm not interested. I will piss down their throat. Dude, I have a 15 month old, so it's hard for me to see movies. Bravo. This kid is trying to get the takedown here with a weird move.

32:35 There you go. Side control. What? Talking about pretty boy in camp? down your... Oh! Kyle, watch that back kick. Oh, Jesus. Good exchange of knees here. you got 50 seconds that's what I'd be saying Way too high. Did you get your blue belt in 2000? Does that ever happen? Amal Easton. some fucking dude in the midwest no i'm not the other i'm the other freddie mercury we have the

35:33 just like, I don't know, I had no right just doesn't make any sense yeah that. That seems really weird to me. I went to that beginner's class and fucked them up. Yeah, he just grabbed me. Oh, Jesus. man. It's my favorite car. Left him stranded. I'm a Tesla guy. Just like I'm a front foot sidekick guy, I'm a Tesla guy. No, I want a Targa. It's going to be fun, man.

37:33 Did I send that text from the dealer? This one's new. It's just like a weekend driver. And those cars are really fickle. 1987 shitbox on fire Hey, bro Yeah, one of those things for camping So finally they they released this thing the 911 are It has two clutches. So it has one clutch that's in like say if you're in first gear So you're not pushing your left leg in.

40:50 computers and stuff I would imagine. look bad so they're gonna put their best foot forward well the problem with the viper, the ACR compared to the new Porsche, the lap times, they don't want to look bad. So they're going to put their best foot forward. It's got wings all over it. So you're just drawn. Which I don't get because you like masking stuff.

42:18 It doesn't even make sounds. Look at this car, Brian Callen. It's got a V10. How come there's no volume? That ain't the car for you. To be in a car that has this kind of power would change your life. You'd have 13 times more testosterone than when you got into the car. That might as well have an eagle on the front. Like a Trans Am. It does look like an eagle.

44:07 They say it's so much better than the Corvette. But I do it. You park it in that, though. I feel like an asshole pulling up in my GT3. Nah. But I do it. Yes, he does. I think all the blood that's in your dick is fucking with your vision It's a fat-ass quad, son. Oh, no for who? He called him an African booty scratcher When he beat Travis Brown, he went so hard in the paint.

46:18 All your on this bullshit Like, Chet Congo was a bad motherfucker in his day, but Chet Congo wasn't starching people Yes, Roy Nelson knocked him the fuck out. How about Mitrione tweeted today, hey, how about we fight after I get through Fedor? This is interesting. Yeah. Because you have no I don't like the fact vroom, you know, It is an issue. Like, there's a gas station everywhere.

48:25 What do you do? where I'm going to be June 8th, 9th and 10th, are complete bullshit. For an hour Not really all over yet. Only because he was on. Nordin Taleb won. He's in a fight. I never hear them, because we're always doing this. You know, there was some testing that they did. He's also got a weird style the way he dresses. What is that stuff called?

50:57 Yeah. The only black guys that drive Teslas, they're the same black guys that keep their cell phone on the outside of their shirt with a belt hook. and he probably still keeps one of those I would never wear one. Neoprene. Because my running one doesn't say tight. I need one. Let's do this. I got a fighter in the Huh. This is like one of the hardest things that I do is when these fight breakdowns because-

53:24 Yeah. with pure wool. Well, you need to get Yeah, it's crazy. She's beat Claudia twice now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that chick is so tough. I never say she's so Woo. She might go in there and get her. Freak athletic. She has that X factor that Joanna hasn't seen yet, but if that doesn't happen for her, Well, I mean, it's definitely the best in women's MMA. But it's not, like, she doesn't have the brutal knockout power that, like, Cyborg has.

56:03 She's not, like, in the Jessica Andrade fight, it's a perfect example. They're literally 115 pound female fighters. No, there's technical, you almost have to fight you gotta pay me like it's and you know i love tj i know you probably listen i for dj it doesn't Wow. to make super fights. But it's a clusterfuck because right now, you have to have order.

57:59 Well, I think TJ just went through a huge camp and he wants a fight. Well, Dana doesn't believe that it's the same, and I don't understand that. He went and got a full treatment. and he's also talking to Dr. Davidson, That's cool. the same way it regenerates cartilage and ligaments. there hasn't been that much conclusive evidence, for example, that it grows.

59:57 Cody got the stem cells and then started working out like four days later. You need to have your body heal. but you can't rush that fight. didn't k or kate had surgery yes on more than one occasion yeah yeah on his disc he didn't do the have seen that fight in his prime. I really think it's a little more than that. How old is Kane now? that guy got criticized hardcore by people that are like really in the know

1:02:52 Well, but also, it's Stipe, Fedor, Kane. He submitted Minotauro. Twice. Yeah. Verdum's sitting there calling me his god. gets to a point where you're just like, him fight for Doom, you will, and you'll be sitting fucking Everyone tunes in. He went on a win streak. Dub would light a lot of guys up, but here's the thing. I understand. B, you gotta remember, too.

1:05:09 It comes with the territory. for this fight card. Especially hairy Russian dude strength. That's like extra testosterone. And then look at that beard, for god's sakes. It's absolutely beneficial both these boys but there's there's also a curse to it well you can rely on Have you seen Gaethje? there we got marlon marais too who's also a fucking beast. You got three.

1:07:34 Takes a lot of warm up. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember who fought. No, I think... This is why I don't talk to him. Hold on, you fucks. Right now, they're in negotiation with the Floyd Mayweather team. That's a big whether. Just do everybody a favor. of keeping him in a limelight. fight connor will connor fight those guys before he fights floyd no definitely not so then what

1:10:28 But we don't even know if Khabib can even make 155 anymore, man. But did you die? Yeah, Ken, Ken Jeong. Yeah, he does a little stand up. He legitimately could practice. Was that your real dick You think that's his real dick They're doing over there. They're doing that CRISPR thing. You know that genetic Like 18 size shoes? You're doing no sports. That's not going to help you through the water.

1:12:55 only by an inch, right? You cut you got a big old doorknob for a head. Because they've done three of them. Yeah, he can get erections already. Steady hand. Traditional. That's how they do it. You fucked up my Sunday. Should I not look at it? Why do you have that loaded on your phone? Hold on. Part of the problem is... You fuck me up all the problem is once they cut it, they have to stand there and not react to the pain.

1:15:19 I go, what are you doing to me? And he's looking at her ass, and he's going, oh, oh, yeah. and he's throwing up oh dude I have It's in my car. Is he? Start following him on Instagram. And his videos are in black and white. God damn. He's not like, look, all due respect to Gary Vee. I can't list any motivating people if they're not a Navy SEAL or they do some extreme shit.

1:17:41 I mean, you're a meathead. I don't have the frame for meathead. Thank you, guys. I'd have to confirm it. I'm very happy with your arm right now. Yeah. I want to see a podcast just with you and Eddie Bravo. He gave me a lesson. It was great. like I sucked him in he's like well if you want to if you what do you want to do it he goes hold on I do it all.

1:20:04 Is that what it's called? It's a good takedown. at a premium. Anthony Joshua But why didn't he they shut it down. about, he was like, I think he's doing a bunch. He enjoys it. he has been, and maybe, and your joints and your back. like a lot of guys who could I love jiu-jitsu. If you put me in a time machine and I was, let's say, 18, 14. I would be practicing an instrument.

1:23:36 i would have been great at dancing for sure at singing i don't know singing i was You're completely wrong. I don't know. Come on, a little bit. No dude I don't sing country Justin Timberlake's been singing I wish I could go back and... but there's timing and comedy. He has talent. right? I just know too many Broadway singers and dancers, the amount of practice that they put in from early ages.

1:25:49 he's not going to be a professional singer. and i was 20 through two or whatever and he said to me it was great it's a sicilian from brooklyn Yeah. It looks pretty good. I knew I needed to put on some I mean, he's 6'0", legit 6'4", big guy. That's crazy. But that vascularity. I think he's gay. Jacked. Yeah, deadlift. Hey. That's a tough thing to pull off today.

1:28:41 Those bitches aren't playing. Oh, sorry. Oh, he's 6'2". with her boyfriend right yeah did you see what Bryan Stan did to Tyron Woodley when they were talking about, And Tyron Woodley's holding him in a suit. Yeah. She's a known cheater. That's funny. actually holds a weight plate on it. And you put a weight plate on and it clamps down just like a barbell.

1:30:52 See if you can find hey man, He goes, it takes like six hours because he's probably killing to shoot some bear in the face. Oh, cool, man. I don't think that hurts. His sleeveless teeth. Like he cuts them You can't do that I need a PC See if you can find pictures of him working out on his... You do that here in LA, you can get fucked in the mouth. It's meat, sir.

1:33:08 and he's like, how do you cook it? Where'd he go? Because he was the guy, your body's a wonderland. Powerful 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu. Great dude. Good darses. Fucking Ben Askren still undefeated now 16 and oh Jesus Christ You have to freak bring him over here, please while he still can fight you think you said hey, hon you signed Yeah, no, he's a super savage.

1:35:02 Oh, shit. You're preaching to the choir. That's a trigger. I want to see him versus Damian Miles. punch. How do you think that fight goes down? Two fights. And he's hurting Wonderboy, who's one of the best strikers literally ever in the 170-pound division. True. Tyron Woodley can hurt you. It's always a liability. And he's hurting Wonderboy, who's one of the best strikers literally ever in the 170-pound division.

1:36:54 Well, not the problem, but here's what. He's taller. I think Woodley's the roughest matchup for Damian Maia to get a belt. Watch this. Is it Dean Lister in Peter Sabato's corner? Ben's got a long-ass reach, man, Is if he can get this fight to the ground He's so much bigger than them He's going underneath, too. He keeps getting caught, man. That's why it's not going great.

1:39:03 Okay, here we go. This is not good. Now, Sabata's not in a good place. This is not good. He's trying to knee forward every time Ben moves his leg, but it's going to pop up over the top. Now Sabata's not in a good place. Or both arms, rather, trapped in a triangle. How much time is left, triangle how much time is left though not much if they pulled the clock it's probably

1:40:14 Hold on. Too much heat. I mean, how many people have been caught with steroid? You just don't give Cyborg a fight? but they for whatever reason they want to announce the fight cyborg wants to fight but something there's some seems to be some sort of hiccup i'm not sure what She's literally saying, I don't understand. She wants a fight. This is tough for Ben, man.

1:42:41 Sabato's been calculating. He's fucking card, too, right? There is. Who is it? Please stop this fight. Please, please stop this fight. Oh! Horrible name. Stop, stop, stop. please please stop oh he's gonna stop Oh, Duho Choi and Andrew Feely. They're banking on Hennon kind of being over the hill Yeah. Who was this? Yeah, but under USADA rules, she wouldn't have tested positive.

1:45:05 That's what sucks. I have no idea. I don't understand. We've not been informed by USADA of anything regarding potential anti-doping policy Suspended for three Joe Daddy. they don't test everyone do they i don't know i don't i don't think they don't they test the samples as well well isn't it random they don't test everyone do they Right for Ben Sonderson.

1:47:40 Of course he does, right? He's such a character. It's the only soft spot you'll see on him. boxing and how much writing he's doing. What's up with that third button? The English has to come He's a Henzo Gracie black belt. Did you watch it? King Arthur movie with a modern twist too. it yeah um well i would like to see because Manawa is such a fucking badass striker.

1:50:04 All fingers taped. Because he wants to wrestle him. He'll be air covers on. All fingers taped. Prepare to watch a motherfucker knock people into another dimension. on a plate, See if you can get, Oh dude, you don't even know, man. You know that, right? Oh, no. Look at that. How big is he? That shit doesn't work. Oh, and Warren. Look at this. Hey. And this is Daniel Gita he's fighting, by the way.

1:52:36 I'll tell you this right now I don't want to be Jimmy Manilow Which is just striking. Get the fuck out of here. I want to give him somebody who lost a bet and who has to go in there and stand with him. That's terrifying. Well, someone who wants to prove. I want to welcome them to the UFC ands they're a good striker. Oh, yeah. You like to strike? Here's Gokhan. That's terrifying.

1:53:55 Manhof, who was just a killer. Melvin was a monster, but Melvin had so many knockout losses. Did you guys sell out of those or what? We got our summer collection about to drop OSP will take him down and Let's CM Punk it up Yeah, he could easily. Cody is hurt. There really hasn't been any bangers like we're used to. I was watching Spencer Brooke yesterday.

1:56:32 Next week. Two weeks, the second. I made sure I fucking, I don't want to miss that. I know, but isn't that crazy? He can a little, to his native tongue. Tell us about your tour dates. Brian, you sold out in Australia? 350,000 for that? I'd say Jose versus Holloway in America, about 27 buys. You're eating your young before they're ready. Oh, 100%. Did we?

1:59:23 Is it timeless? I'm sorry. confuse the shit out of me. They're from the Tartar Steps. Number five versus number seven. He's a Russian, but god damn it. Is that real? And he's also a wizard. Wait a minute. How is he the number five ranked. Because Cheeto Finger's like, yeah, let's do it. Is that real? And he's also a wizard. Not a ton and definitely didn't beat a lot of top ranked guys.

2:01:17 God. suspended right now. Holy shit. We call out Lil' Nog. We're going to move the main event. No, Vulcan's the name of, exclusive name of wizardry. Right behind the old ear. It's not crazy. That's crazy, though. That's why he's the best. Corey Anderson He's got some nipples Lid him up No Brunson See if you pull that up Pull up. Jimmy Manawa lit him up. Manawa lit him up.

2:03:54 He's black. No. I don't like the lies. which everybody does. He is a weed business. And he corrected me because I went, how the hell is he doing's doing for the Rams? I don't know what he's doing. Running kicks back. He's doing something with weed. He is a weed business. My bad. He said, I never enjoyed fighting. Good for him. No. Watch it, Jimmy. Misha's coming forward.

2:06:07 And begin the fight where you're cold. Huge fight for him. What are they saying? Was it 12? Okay, here's Corey Anderson versus Manilow. For sure. He just catches him. Yeah. High belly button. His ass was so ridiculous. I celebrate that. All asses. Are those real? What she usually does is bring fake paparazzi with her places. And they did some real paparazzi pictures yeah that it's not a

2:09:56 She had this very nice little dress Her ass is all, it's 100% muscle meat. Amazing left hook. It's redonkulous. Have you seen her man? She's marrying him? That kid's gonna come out and be like... Racks him in the asshole. Lexus is a nice guy, but that shit's ridiculous. Whatever the fuck she tells you to do. You're talking about the greatest female tennis player in the world.

2:11:57 He might just have this giant, angry, reddit dick. he might just be awesome though you You have him in here? Was he awesome? She's such a good athlete, man. Maybe she just likes nice guys. You know Glover knocked out Rashad, but Glover's got a bum shoulder, man. But DC beat him. if his mind's on right, You don't think Anthony Johnson that showed up to fight DC would beat Gus Finn?

2:14:05 He had already had it in his mind it was over. So weird, man. I get it. But if you're No, he wouldn't have been a champ with Jon Jones at the helm. He just got there so late, right? Yeah. God, I love that guy. And Hathleman signed off. But Maldonado clipped him. He beat Fedor, sir. Come on, bro. Easily. Especially in New York, though. But I just think if you look at the Maldonado fight,

2:16:52 He didn't knock him flatlined. Yeah, but I'm just saying he didn't flat, flatline him. just saying Fedor in this day and age It's like getting mad because we said Wanderlei had fucking surgery on his face. Look at all these glass bottles. We're gonna get you on... And shorter. Sweden. I know Manawa did some training with him. and the ones that he loses are white.

2:18:58 He's also a dude, yeah. for six years well look he put rashad away last year, but then Glover, I mean, Rampage, excuse me, Rumble put him away with one punch. Is that definitely a tooth that flew out of his mouth? And then Glover would be ranked way behind my boy, who just won tonight. versus Douglas Lima. He's a fucking beast. Well, he's the best welterweight on the planet.

2:20:32 He lost to Wonderboy, but his nose was jacked in that fight. And dead serious. Yeah, dead serious. He couldn't see so he got hit it all went white and the blood like rushed and into the his face 6'6". I get so nervous for a guy who's fighting in his God, get it out of my face. He's a monster. Oh boy That's right on his head He's a little nervous right now He might have tooses again his hometown He's a little nervous right now

2:22:51 For a fucking year And you gotta like He's in his athletic prime Don't you fucking dare do that Oh, nice uppercut. Knead up. quarry fought that was literally running away from him Caleb stone Caleb star It ruined Caleb's career. How can he poke... We'll see in the replay what happened. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Or maybe he's like squinting with his left eye.

2:25:34 Some of those kung fu guys were on to something. It's hilarious. people in China want to kill him because it's like a disgrace to the Chinese martial arts. That's a nice uppercut. Man. There's a right hand over the top. It's so thin up there. me? Look at this. I'd love to see Gustafson John Yeah. The John fight. The way it's playing out. He's going to try, but you've got to remember his right

2:28:06 I'm going to have to find us a... Have a good piss, buddy. It's about coaching. It is a great Is Under Armour like Walmart? Yeah. A very interesting fight. They're the best. I'm picking up my Malinois. I'll let you know. Ooh, look at that. Look at this. You're a little too into dogs, B. I only have so much in my brain, brothers. Careful with that runaway.

2:31:05 Oh! Oh! Oh, Glover's in trouble. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Look at his face. Cardios can be an issue for him. Gustafsson? His size, I watched him spar with a world champion boxer. went in there, did work against him, then jumped out Wow. Yeah. It was crazy. I wonder if Alexander ever thought about actually just boxing. I don't know nice front kick to the fire there

2:33:13 I don't like this running away, because Glover's going to time this shit, man. teach my students to run like this. anxiety. Well, what I'm thinking is the way we're sitting here across from each other and watching the fights is not totally ideal. That's cool. TV, like even bigger than this motherfucker. That's what I'm thinking. I love them. Best chairs I've ever sat in.

2:35:04 No, no couches. So the question was, and cheese and shit. an old school with experts and boom! Neil deGrasse Tyson you're on the line do you know what I think we should Oh, my God. No. Great. So hopefully it won't drive you nuts. Well, what I'm thinking is we're not going to do that during fight companion because and it's interesting. Oh, nice trip.

2:37:34 Oh, I'm sorry. They get in the way. They don't get paid enough. They did screenings with just women. Landing all day long and it comes from behind the jab so he's like blinded by the jab so long With this long of a layoff That's interesting I mean, he's 37 years old. See that baby right there damn see that's a sick. That's a sick the mark her a grill machine of course Rogan

2:39:55 For sure. See, that's what I'm talking about. your... Look at that. Come on, son. I'm a gas guy that's a queer oven No they both own Watch this God Look at him. He is so good. Including the girls. You didn't love her before? she seems like a good it goes to the body He looks like he's still pushing around, looking to knock him out, and we're in round four.

2:42:27 He just trains out of a garage in Connecticut. Yeah, he did. Yeah. People from Connecticut are sending me messages. I've been there for ESPN for Bristol. of land. My man. I don't think Dave is... The Redneck Tour? That's TRT. Wow. Remember when Tim Allen became Santa Claus? that's what I've been looking for on a Sunday and then you decided you decide to not do that anymore then it becomes kind of

2:45:17 But 40 to 50, you're maintaining well. I think I have bad ears, by the way. You're getting boxed up, bro. Glover's still looking for that knockout punch, man. Looks as good as he's ever looked in this Oh, good Lord! that uppercut. having trained with him, you know? in DC fight I see you running like some long distances. Why are you running on concrete when the sand is right there?

2:47:48 Like 240, 238. I'm dying. By the way, I'm sorry, but look at Glover in round four after all that punishment. He just abandoned it. Now. Holy shit. I don't like seeing that at all. Stockholm. The heartbreak he went through when he lost to fucking Johnson there man. I was there man. I feel like crying Title. That's bullshit. And then right hand over the top.

2:50:15 And he's like, not enough, huh? Watch this. What are you going to do? Yeah, he could have won. Well, it's 2017. Yeah. $12 million performances. up they have those uh underwater treadmills. Have you seen that? Oh, those are good, yeah. You don't want to be like Drago? And they're also going to do a 10 pound up. What? That's my life. I did that for 10 years.

2:53:12 We're kind of not talking about you. Liver and raw milk. That's not good for you man. It's just crazy how he kept hitting with the same combination. Great guy. I'd be up chains last night. It's so bad for you. and I would take the two seasonings. You fuck with a beef or shrimp? What's going on here? Is he asking her to marry him? Oh Oh, yeah, I like that

2:54:53 Hey, hey, hey, hey. They're going to have some fucking experiments. She's a big old healthy woman. Yep. All day. That's awesome. No, he's number one right now. Vulcan's going to move up to probably four now. And UL's like, wait, I want to do my camp tonight. Sorry. and they're with us at Gay Jesus. you fucks you're gonna train there Not really. It's going to be tough.

2:57:29 You didn't tell me. My partner sells out fucking theaters in Australia. Here he is. What do you think? Have you seen the second one he owns? He's a bullshit artist trying to say he's not successful. Right hand over the top. Oh, Christ, it's so bad for your brain. Shogun 7, Gustafson 7, Chuck 9, John Jones 9. Oh, no. There's no chance. I get the itch every now and then.

3:00:16 And then check this out. So you're going to make about 40 grand a year. You're going to buy that Porsche? Let's talk about that. Brand new turbo rims. Because you know as an actor, I'm now famous and I'm going to go from job to job I'm pretty good with it. but my Corvette's worth a lot of money. I hustle. It's a disgrace to the fuck you money if you don't say fuck you.

3:02:25 So you got to know when to say fuck you and when you're just saying fuck you because you have fuck you money. I'm waiting for the day. So you've got six years to go out like a gangster. like, this is what you're spending. And they were talking, and Kevin was like, I'm making money. he had to bring it in the light to make sure he had the number with making money, they're not also creative geniuses.

3:04:58 You're married to a girl. For a fucking purse? Don't marry a chicken head, though, man. That's, by the way, maybe my favorite shirt from you guys. So ridiculous. I'm not sure. What year is this? And they were singing about chicken heads? Yeah. See, I didn't hear about it until I was hanging out with you Gelled up, weaved up, your hair is a mess. Ain't got no hair in back.

3:07:27 Run game until the game is gravy. Before you worry about the nutritional requirements eat a chicken, Wang. Fucking chicken heads. Remember how help's that beast of a grappler from Bellator? dive. You hit him right in the face. They're on team vagina before anything else. Bitch, get out of here. They don't give a fuck. She does some work in that movie. What is this? A thought. A thought? No. I'm. They don't know. They don't know. You can still get away with it. This chicken head can throw down. She does work in that movie.

3:09:58 Can you- That's not going to last. Calling them a thot. Don't you appreciate roadhead? This is just... me, but I know you're a piece of shit like your I don't listen to the type of people that scold you. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. after you, too. Dude, let's have a fucking I got a giant That I do I also mix in pork fat with my elk burger. You know who used a lot of pork fat?

3:12:31 Traditional American cheeseburger. Nice. Because he gave me a fucking loaf of sourdough bread. Tom Papa's a little too into bread for me, but keep going. Man, my stomach is all cut up and shredded. What? No, that's not what you said. I'll fuck with buffalo too, but- I'm shooting it with a bow and arrow. Oh, they'll charge you, bro. And I've been around a buffalo.

3:15:06 Yeah, I don't fuck with water buffalo. He told us. The bear just wants to leave him the fuck alone. Go. Ever. I think it's a busted lip. That's agitated like a motherfucker That's a perfectly symmetrical round herpes. I don't think so. That's agitated like a just sort of stepped away. He never really Yeah, it is. What about the gravy? What about the gravy?

3:17:00 Yeah, man. guys are going to train at the UFC training center. He probably went missing. They hit him with a wet as one of the biggest sports shows the world has ever known. It wasn't even that one. I'm over it, man. What are you doing? And then on the 24th, 25th, I'm working for Spike doing TV stuff for the Massacre Garden. Then you sign up Rory McDonald,

3:19:40 They've got to get rid of that lame name. I think 2018 they change. the name. Paramount Network. That is? Yeah. But it's HBO Boxing, Showtime Boxing. It's going to be defined. But the Dana White's Contender Series, every Thursday night there's like five fights of That's important. The numbers have dropped radically. Look at that character. Drinking Gatorade.

3:22:25 It's on demand, too. I mean, the live sporting events are like, in my opinion, the premier thing on television Yeah, they're just getting Netflix. It comes with Netflix. god it's good Wonder Woman premiere wow what if she shows up and sits in the front row? She's beautiful. She's beautiful. Oh, wow. Alright, dude. That's Jenny. She was a fucking cunt in that movie. All right, dude.

3:24:56 Fuck it. he runs he's an Olympian look at that and then just cock he's my boy for the entire movie. It's 2017. And I'm married with two kids, and I don't want to lose my house, but still. Will you do that? Hell or High Water. Oh, gross him. That was one of my favorite vampire movies ever. Very good. Yeah, he was in. And I go, I do too. It said whatever happened.

3:27:11 That was a big deal. All right, let's do this. It's actual wood. They cook with smoke. You have the sharp English cheddar cheese. Damn. How about you? I'm not gonna say it's skin. Your food smells like Do you? For real? I like, he goes, Would you though? I like that. Anyways, I'm going to go get this fucking grill started. Sometimes crazy is fun. We're sorry we didn't focus too much on the fights, but hey.