Joe Rogan Experience #20170603 — Fight Companion - June 3, 2017 Transcript

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0:00 Oh, Christ. Direct TV, and then we had to Eddie Bravo's here, ladies and gentlemen. That could be a good or a bad decision. Yancy Medeiros won already. Boy, I'm glad you mentioned that. That's what you should do. Have you seen the UFC light heavyweight rankings? He's killing it. Gustafson and Teixeira? It was one of the best performances of his entire career.

2:27 Dude, he was amazing. He's had tough fights with John, tough fight with D.C. He could be. looking like. That's a big if, isn't it? When a guy takes Oh, Jesus. Hey, bro. Well, he needs a little coca, you know, whore. Oh, Jesus. I want the John that takes a flying knee for his first opening move against Shogun. He's like, I did coke a week before I beat you.

4:06 a wild motherfucker. Good luck beating that guy. I mean, who the fuck ever admitted to doing crack? for $900 million. He was fucking was in the news Right. He came back. Yeah, you really want them to pull it out. and wanted him to be free not only did everybody He's like an anti-hero. Yeah, yeah. You know they're remaking it. He was kind of a ne'er-do-well, came back.

7:11 Was it High Plains Drifter? It was a different person. I look different. I'm pretty sure I love that movie. Yeah no I'm young Outlaw Josie Wales yeah it was like I would be interested in seeing a documentary based on his career. They were in New Mexico and that's what I was wondering why two of the most controversial moments in movie history with Clint Eastwood one

8:51 And he's a hero. Or was that just him as a normal guy? Okay, how about this? They always check your toenails. That is something very serious that should have been taken care of a long time ago. Look at that big toe. But they should be polished. Hey. And then he goes, what'd they go, can you see? Well, if he couldn't see out of one eye, that was... because he was this guy coming back from the dead.

11:03 High Plains Drifter? five seconds how about that oh yeah more than that it's it's like you're like what i mean they got You're asking the wrong gentleman here. There's things that you can't do anymore nowadays, Can I ask you guys a question who are in the know? Uluwale Bambuse. That's my guess. I can't hear my... This is going to be a great fight. It's like a little drunk.

14:18 I mean, the sound will get in the feed. Uh-oh. I said somebody, bro. If anything, I would say. in how, like, wound up and pulled back they are. this bad blood in there that wasn't They poke holes in your knee and then put the suction on it. Ooh, just barely missed that left hook. The machete. Yeah. Ooh, Bambouche. See, that's being all tight and wound up.

16:48 Bamboozle? He just waits for a shot. hey keep switching stances oh yeah but I mean he's he's obviously not as fluid as Vicious body. Those would kind of hurt when you're out of breath. Come on. God, Doug. I don't think that's the right way to say it, though. That guy's going to go, look, oh, control the posture. Yeah, it's Jamaican. Bamboozle made it out.

19:38 Dude, Borrachina just poured it on, man. I mean, when Tim Kennedy was at his best, he was always built like a tank. And math. 240 pounds. He dropped Klitschko, and then Klitschko dropped him in this round. It's the shoulders. It's all genetics. Brazil's really hard. We're going to find out what the fuck is up. Oh, he's going to come out looking like both of them.

21:37 Boracina's dropping bombs. That's the end of that. the heel hook? Oh, that's my boy. And he had the heel hook in. Yeah. some of the times And homeboy, Matthew Lopez is a bad motherfucker because he was in pain here for sure. Oh, fuck yeah. Look, if you want to say that the guy standing up can't soccer kick the guy in the head be able to kick just like you can absolutely elbow to the head.

23:38 You're on your back. It's too hard. I was in Singapore and I hung out with Shotree The guy who Another cheese Dude Who does English commentary for them? Cut up who's the big stars over there besides ask her a star over there ask him is a huge star You have a knife on that? So then eventually he said, we got to pull him out. Yeah, it's up to him. as to what he said.

26:14 no knees on the ground. Right. But, like I said, I've never been to a show like that. Rich Franklin, Ben Askren wants to move there. That guy's an animal, man. Really? guy should be able to capitalize. In my opinion, that makes it a problem. soccer kicks i don't think it it makes if you added those things, I think it would do two things. And I also think if somebody's trying to rip your knee off and you can kick them from that position, I think that's...

29:23 Well, listen, man. Like a Yogi? we going to do? It's just like, you just wear a rash guard. anybody wear anything I think you should you can kick them No. But you should Right. Right. The idea that you could pat up your that was owie off of someone's fucking head. But he knocked out somebody with an axe kick. and then they'll have guys fight after. Yeah.

31:53 He axe kicked a dude in KO. Oh! You don't see them because people don't throw them. But that dude just fought Bellator. But can do back flips. Here it is. No. Boom! Boom. Full backflip at 250 pounds. Straight up troll And he was dunking a basketball But he got caught with some He's a freak, though. Have your buddies have nothing to lose. If one day in the future you have 100% transparency and you get to see all the crimes that are

34:43 See if you can pull that up. you know, they have cocaine. like one of those Batman suits where all the muscles Look at that thing with a vagina. I was cool with the ass play, but that makes me feel sick. Half a pound might only be like a fist. It's got no perspective. Uber and everybody's like heyie uber is crashing right now I don't know. up we got uber pool on accident and people show there's like six people in the car yeah

37:31 I got an Uber for my friend Oh, yeah. Yes. because he's a sprinter. I don't know. Has he ever been down and come back? This was back when Rumble went up from 170 to 185. So crazy. Didn't even make 185. Rumble was way over 185. This was back when Rumble went up from 170 to 185. motherfucker. Old school. 235. Remember asking him? Jesus Christ, you're one of the top two fucking light heavyweights on the planet.

40:10 Couple of Mount Rushmore fighters here. camp we all flew out there to help vitor so they you know they know each other a little bit and prime... Whoa. rare arm bar off his back. He's a legit black belt. first, really the first round after that, he tailors off so bad. I mean, why are they depleted? Yeah, but that's terrible. Well, you know what looks like to me here it looks like Nate is like super confident coming in here

42:53 And by the way, his endocrine system That's a legit technique. You know the people think that it's damaging to the knee. I think it's dirty And they also do it with that elliptical kick, which are Can you go to the face with that? My test starts spiking, guys, Good God, God mighty. Oh. Couple front foot leg kicks, guys. Oh, to heaven. Combat Sambo.

45:11 We go with headgear. Fahasa Rabi. We're going to Italy next. Working on it, but not for comedy, just for hanging out. Let me tell you something, man. In Italy, they have Ubers. He was a very smart guy. Ravella? and friendly and interesting. We got super lucky. Oh, and he flipped him with that right hand, too. It's super earthy. Oh! Good right hand by Nate, dog.

47:57 I'm kidding. How dare you? I've got to get on testosterone right now. Yeah, well, it's compromise. And then Charlie Brenneman went in, and he beat him. And he goes, yes, and gave him the shot. Vintage Nate, Doug. I wish he'd do more takedowns. Poha. He'd always be like, porra. Like a Christmas tree. Oh, he's swinging. Shit. Oh! Oh, nice. Shit. Barry Bonds.

51:34 Don't fucking go bad on him. No up kicks in baseball. Nate with the high kick, too. God damn. Nothing. Go to the wrong place in America. I love it. I don't travel a lot. Wow, I'm sold. I'd live there. I love it. You did shows? Yeah, I did a couple shows out there. Not with Alaska. Well, eats your ass. They kill you instantly. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, I think it was

54:30 Oh, man. These guys are bruised up. Well, he looks like healthy. That's not tired at all. Yeah, he looks healthy, right? at 205. Nate is so strong, man. Arguably. Yeah, well, it's not just the body fat. Oh, my God. Throws one and misses. and Nate keeps moving to his right. Look at that right when they show Nate's right side like look how red his fucking arm is

57:18 Well, sort of, Nate won round one and two. That goddamn L. goddamn LA Speed weed. Something koala bear style. The real interesting thing, if you're gonna the outside. What's that? I say Nate's got it, but I eat Brazil. Oh. Yeah, it's Brazil. Good fight, though. No, no, no. and I thought I saw a few more good moments by Nate, Yeah. Texas doesn't accept those rules yet.

1:00:28 State has only had MMA for Merguliana. Dan Merguliana is a super experienced referee., but who made that mistake? It was Dan Mergliata. Dan Mergliata is a super experienced referee. No, Herb Dean, I thought. with... There was one with Well, I mean, it's just... Herb Dean's fucking done a million fucks. and I'm all trying to talk at the same time. No, it's not the weed.

1:02:29 What is that? knee foul as well. of two guys that I respect You ever seen him fuck up, though? Look, he's the gold standard because of his experience. You know, here's another one that doesn't get enough credit because he went to the pokey. He did some keying the cages and shit. He's one of my favorites. Don't sleep on Beltran. He's the nicest guy ever.

1:04:50 I think you might want to If he's not sure, You just ratted him out. Eddie, I think he's writing a book. Well, fuck you, commentator. But I just looked at myself. The greatest. It's a legit... Remember this with Hoyler? But like, look, for Hoyler, that proved to be the case in your fight, Eddie. He's just tough as shit. He will not tap You see that?

1:07:33 My back is not 100% yet. At least $100,000 on some cheese, I might need surgery on my shoulder. I'm not sure. I've been doing that hanging therapy. I don't know, one. Two, I'm trying to find out if I might need surgery on my shoulder. That's what I'm hearing. and then your shoulder sort of like gets It's one of the main things I do. First of all, because it's really good for your shoulders, but two, because we did Fear Factor, and we had men and women hanging.

1:09:41 and problems that we have with our shoulder joint is simply from a lack of your shoulder articulating correctly and stretching out like in and doing on some serious stability. This is Try it, see me? That shoulder, I had stem cell shots shot into it. off light if anybody's doing it and I recommend no more than five repetitions Listen, son. Ready, Shob?

1:11:37 Any broad-minded questions? He's my deadlift. That's right. He's got some density. No, but, yeah, well, the thing about the bottoms up kettlebells is they say you should be able like using it for martial arts or using it for anything where you would be using, And he created, he's like the godfather of kettlebells in the United States. and you're like, keep going, keep going. He's like, you should never do that. Because you get the strength from doing the amount of repetitions.

1:14:01 You're right. You don't think you should mix it up? and you could do 10 repetitions. You would need to be at the gym for an hour and a half versus 40 minutes. You should have him on your show, man. Brian counts pouring me from if we go into Italy we know we're going to list There's Pavel. And then he did 200 pounds. It's not that awful, dude. I'm going to fruit you up.

1:16:38 you bet it doesn't matter man like the point is that you have that kind of core power that you Yeah, strong Turkish get-up, man. And she's got that dude, not Greg Jackson, Claudia Gedalia. I can't believe I'm forgetting his name. Luttrell. Tim? Luttrell. Look how smiling and happy she is. Get on it, guys. He did a bunch of mental work with it. She's so fucking good.

1:18:54 Come on. Oh, Mario with the heart still. I know. Sexy is what she is. I went through World War I and II, motherfucker. number one, I think it's going to be the biggest gross movie Look, when you make a superhero movie, you're confined. It's about the dude. I enjoyed the fuck out of it. It's supposed to be dope. Nope. I love it. She said you're right, but don't tell anybody right

1:21:41 Did you see the new alien? I did not see it yet. Bro, you gotta see it. let her watch Oh shit, We didn't want him, you know, we thought- Under the chin? Woo! Powerful New Mexico to be next, though. I go... Wait, wait, wait. No one's tired yet. That's second grade bully grass yard shit. Yeah. And then look at that second hook. I think she does. I would like to see her versus Rose.

1:24:24 I need to take therapy. pulled a Duran to me. Ah, my hand. You guys go. I need to take therapy. You know what? I would say 80% of MMA fans know how to say her name now. Janjic. weigh-ins, it's like Y-U-N-J-A-Y and then check. Is she just J-J? No, most people call her Young J-J. had it hard with the Polish people. There's a revolution going on right now.

1:26:12 They put him in there with a guy who had zero Muay Thai fights. Watch this. Front kick to the body. Do you know how crazy that is? That was like a fake leg kick to the head, right? If I was his manager, I'd say, listen to me, son. Yeah. Headache for a year. Top to bottom. I've been saying it from day one. Excuse me, gentlemen. And I've been saying it from day one.

1:28:53 He doesn't even look real. train. You got this 80s It's okay. Okay, so this is the main event. And I split decisions. Mark Henry trained. That's a fuck of a first fight, man. I would want to build up Marlon. You put him in there with a guy who's a good... But you know what, man? You're fucking talented, But I just feel like it's Max Holloway's time.

1:31:46 How's he going to deal with Aldo's leg trouble for Holloway because Holloway just Max Holloway's all in. Have you been to Hawaii? You son of a bitch. I will, brother. God, that guy's been around, Where can we go in Bali? He went for four months. Fuck your phone if you really want to travel. going to fucking Tahiti preach brother and you know what because you're walking through the

1:34:15 You know what I mean? I go, you need to fucking take a cab three hours. I'm thinking I don't give a fuck how much it costs. I see them all the time. The secret is not your roots, son. That's crazy. Yeah. That's ridiculous. No, I don't want a white girl making my burrito. Koreans making Mexican food. There's a super legit Mexican joint down the street where like all the TV is in Spanish.

1:36:56 Like real, legit menudo. Like physically dude he looks as good as he's ever lover That looks like Aldo when he fought Chad Mendes for the first fight. But just by asking what he meant. I mean, he's so dominant. First time, beats him. First fight, he KO's him. of the weigh-ins, and he could barely be on the DS because he was so weakened by the weight

1:38:53 But you kind of have to. He solved the puzzle. his legs and has him hobbling and You've got to move on. True. not even once. and I'm going to dominate. if he gets super played with, it's a win for MMA. Because there's no way let's all agree. very slight chance that he re-immerses him. Here they go. So does Aldo. If you see the way he fought Jeremy Stevens,

1:42:16 You know what I mean? He's still fighting. Hey, does Aldo look like himself right now, or does he look nervous? Have you ever watched Max Holloway's fights? He throws because he's a long, tall guy, Look he clipped all the right there with that left hook and he also knows how dangerous all those's leg kicks are. So right now, Max Holler's aware. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh!

1:43:52 Holy shit. Next, you forget how good Aldo is. Jesus. Oh! Arthritis. I cured my psoriasis. idea what it was. Mendes explained Fuck. Dude, Max Holloway can take it. Oh, my God. He was trying not to faint from the pain. He broke both his hands against fucking Mike Brown. Oh, my God. That was brilliant. I'm 12. there's this book well there's certain You haven't seen that documentary on psoriasis?

1:47:37 Really bad. That book. Dude, that sneaky left hook to the body is no joke, He threw one, maybe. Dude, and his hands are no fucking joke. He needs to come to 55. This Who's he gonna fight? At 55 They should Yes at 55 At 55 Connor's never coming down a case for him to fight McGregor. At 55. I mean, to us, to the hardcore fans, he's undeniable. had to fight him. Everybody keeps talking about

1:49:48 Almost forced to fight him Going to say that Tony's a slaughter For a 45 In fucking Khabib fight Let's just fight. So you don't die. Two of the very best. Look how he's stretching those arms out in front of him. Oh, my God. Man. He's a savage. He's pound for pound number one. So you know what it is, man? If you were the head of the UFC, would you be like, listen, we've got to make this happen, boys?

1:52:08 I want people to be educated. Oh! Max Holloway! Jesus. Max is down two, though, you think? And you might need to walk towards him Look at that ball relaxed. Great head movement. It's 4-44. Both guys have gotten things off, but Aldo looks fucking sensational. there was a big long period Oh, my God. The Ricardo-Lamas fight. oh my god Max Holloway You know what?

1:55:41 When I was a... Mount oh my god. Oh my god What heart by Aldo to survive this. He's so battered, man. He's got it! Oh my god. Oh, my God. This is a two. No, no, no. Cover up. No, he's saying I'm good. Oh, my God. Wow. Max, you're a fucking holloway it. That's it. Oh. Oh, my God. Wow. The star is born, gentlemen. because he still wanted to be able to fight

1:58:40 Oh, you know it's legit. I would imagine. That was a fight that you rarely see. Damn, dude. Yes, no, there's his family that flew all the way from Hawaii for God's sakes. Fuck yes. He couldn't believe it after he knocked out. Hey, listen, there's a serious movement in Cleveland. Dude. Oh, come on, son. Look at that. Bang. He beat him in a way that no one's ever beat him.

2:01:07 He got through the gauntlet. He came into the UFC super young. It's the worst. He's a great fighter. Let's hear what he has to say. But a long time ago. You got another gold belt. Nah. Always a good move. Where's my 50k? But I will fucking fly to Hawaii How about we do a joint show? Let's be in Hawaii. Like actually at the show? is we need to treat

2:04:33 right in there live. all the clutter. It's a choice, man. I think it would be cool in a suite. Exactly. you know how big that it's not a good idea someone getting raped Is that a record? Look at that fight. The competitor thing. let him tape the fuck out of his knees. Oh, look at that right hand. The head movement is amazing. Here's what's important about this fight. It's not just

2:07:21 That's the motherfucker right there, There's the fork of unrealized potential. Destroyed. Depends on his mindset. That's a great fight. But he's also got an extra ass off? Yeah, but the UFC still That's a hard case, though, because you don't give him to a grappler like Frankie, For sure. Yeah, he showed how creative he is, And then they're like, oh, here's Frankie Edgar.

2:10:24 Jiu-jitsu, Me too, man. Because BJ. 13 seconds, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Body of work when they fought head to head. He was hopping in and out. Because he KO'd the best ever. Which is all that matters, right? It's black and white. I'm going to go up here. That's what we got in this shirt. But you know what's interesting, Eddie? And then people also say, oh, that was an upset.

2:13:46 To be in the argument of the best ever, like for Aldo to be in the argument and for McGregor Who is it? I think he still could be. But he didn't put on a show. KO, when you look at Anderson, like But go through John's show gun. John beat TRT Vitor. That's Vitor. way, way back in the day. We used to call him Garden Hoses. Joe goes like this. Joe's looking at him and joe goes

2:16:11 Yeah, I think that was his nickname. So this was those days when Vitor looked like a lion. He's fighting 185 now. You remember the other fist fight? Nope No Who's that dude? Oh my god They're not all him Of his fucking veins dude was so jacked do you see what's going on in his biceps everything if you right there right They also take insulin. We've been going back and forth as Dorian Yates. Oh, that'd be fun. Fuck. Yeah, man

2:18:50 Dorian Yates brings it up himself. Arnold. Arnold. Hell yeah. Oh, he fixed it. That's what was going on. Oh, he's jacked now. Dude. Well, you know he's doing- And him and Franco Colombo travel around together and they work out together. Franco Colombo would do two things He used to do dips with two girls hanging off his legs and he can blow up He didn't blow it up.

2:21:14 He was one of the most My dick just got... What are you talking about? God this is not So it wouldn't necessarily Listen to me Hector's the great. No, no, no. Who does Jude Law agree to ever do? He's a talented guy. Hold on, motherfucker. You give me $2 back. What was the 50s movie? I don't want to get too crazy. I'm not shooting heavy. The snaggle teeth.

2:24:15 No, Brian. I don't think it's a Texas chainsaw. Is there a video out there? He was in Taps? Who got him in? You know, I was like, That's all that is. and say that this is like is do that There's a lot of child abuse in cults. Molested all the girls. Yeah, well, it's all- We are allowing this to happen. Eddie. I don't know anything. Yeah. Scientology doesn't have to pay taxes.

2:27:06 I'll tell you the actual fact. he said he found golden tablets why can't we get tax-exempt status? If you're going to have this goofy loophole there, and the IRS was fucked. Everything's allowed to happen all the time. to run, I would start In a way, you're right. It's just there's only so much shit. I get it. A comic book guy writes comic books. You're going to bullshit them this way, and we're going to just watch you.

2:30:11 Hold on. Hold on. Come on, bro. Based on nothing but circumstantial evidence. That's what I hear. $700 trillion? Are they real? that they pass down from generation to generation That's what they say. One thing about the Rothschilds, And by the way, if you look at their roots, if you look at the roots of these, a lot of you'll find that their roots I don't know what to believe.

2:32:39 Like if I say, dude, you're a fucking idiot. No, then I don't want to believe shit. can be achieved by looking at all the independent lines of inquiry, all the independent lines that come to one consensus. Are you sitting here trying to tell me how to come to the truth can be achieved by looking at all the independent lines of inquiry. Let me say this because I think this is really important.

2:33:52 All of us have. well, why do I believe that? The first animal I ever shot, I shot at 200 yards and I probably shouldn't have hit it man and the problem with saying So you can speculate? And what they do is they always say, and tried to read some of his book it was tough but yes his book is rough dude when he started to have a back gauge symmetry when he was going into gauge symmetry and i fucked

2:36:05 I feel like you can find out but you gotta remember what he was doing. There's not anybody on the planet trying to say But not one video of anybody ever saying Nikola Tesla was a hoax. Endless. If you put in Holocaust hoax, you'll get an equal number. Why not him? How about people that don't think that a lot of very- But not Nikola Tesla. You're right. Not Nikola Tesla. You're right. It's amazing. Well, also-

2:37:55 But are there videos of people trying to prove that he wasn't the greatest? Shit. But is there anyone besides Nikola Tesla that doesn't have that? I thought you said Thomas Jefferson. or to try to like, it was propaganda against Tesla's ideas, There's quotes. The quotes could be bullshit. Tesla breaking. What I'm saying is it could be bullshit, but it keeps coming up.

2:40:10 to the larger debate criticisms... One of the big quotes. What is he saying? He's so good at that, eventually he had to – he doesn't believe in that one you know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote down a memo saying Kennedy had a veto. The founding fathers knew that there would always be people within the government that would do anything they could and so that's where the checks and balances are.

2:42:38 So when you're a guy who never believes in conspiracies, And you have to have a Senate and a House of Representatives. Draw us from the Paris Climate Agreement. They came from monarchies. They knew that no matter They've been doing it since the beginning of time. So now we have a really tainted conversation because we're not looking at this whole thing honestly.

2:44:56 It happens with everybody. And that's the other thing. It gets more powerful. There's so many fucking prisons and then they start prison guard unions start passing laws. As a politician, you spend 40% of your time That came from the South Bronx. trying to figure out with weren't really that In the way. They took it to the next level. The whole story with the Sugar Hill Gang and I.

2:47:30 It's more new, but yeah. You can say it. It's called She Swallowed It. Dude, Straight Outta Compton had Kill the Police. God, man. Gangster rap started in Compton, California by N.W.A. In other words, I'm shooting you all that stuff. We're not talking about opera. He died. you should really listen to it. Nessun Dorma, And the greatest restaurant in the world Via Veneto

2:49:31 It's so weird. in Australia. Shoutout to Outback in Calabasas. Fuck you, man! Probably less now. How many couple of people listening probably less now I was just remotely commiserate We're going to wrap this up, but I want to say this. And I'll say something. no, was no internet. than me on a lot of shit whether it's mma whether it's um i mean there's always we always we

2:53:06 no matter what. The only thing that would I'll take a risk. Yeah, don't fucking. I can't get to the house and choose the electrical cords. Is that a lot? 4 million? 5 million? What we get. But they coincidentally. episodes. iTunes said not up in here. What, Jamie? Not only that, but the ones after it and the ones before it, they got way less downloads.

2:56:12 you all got I loved it. They went, oh, they're too drunk. Cholos and shit got mad at me. Have you ever seen this? wait, you believe what? Alex Jones should have been on episode three or four or five. I go dude I thought I was gonna be gone I showed up He's got a photographic memory. And he didn't want to talk about it. It's just air. I've got to get out of here.

2:59:11 I'm off to Australia tomorrow night. I know. I know. Don't, Next Wednesday, We'll work it out. On That's it Irvine What's going on? Talking shit and telling jokes until the air stops coming out.