Joe Rogan Experience #20170902 — Fight Companion - September 2, 2017 Transcript

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0:00 Wish we could talk about it. What's up, everybody? And he acts like he enjoys it just to entertain his papa. You do, man. So Brian Barbarina and who's the other gentleman? Yeah, it's about as good a shape as you can get. That's right, man. Do you see the fire, man? Yeah. They were in danger. when you see the hills on fire. Closer. You know, I talked to a fireman once, man, and he fucking freaked me out.

3:06 Yeah. No, he was an older dude that was, like, super stoic. Yeah, he's in trouble now. If he maintained back control there, You know, like this was right after, I don't know if you were around, California in 2002, I think, somewhere around there, 2002, 2003. Like your old house? I've never seen anything like it in my life. I was like oh no kind of sneaker was it Reebok. I don't remember

5:27 You imagine, like, God, they look fresh. But I think, you know, people panic. I'm on season five now, when they burn Homeboy. It gets better. It's so good. Well, unless I want to like cheat on and watch Narcos? I had to abandon Narcos second season. Why? Well, But she's cool Everything else I need to get on it. I don't want to cheat on with Narcos.

7:11 That's what they do. But you were rooting for him in Narcos 1. You're so rich. Fuck it. And then he ran for, what did he run for for what he ran for governor something and just started killing everyone yeah like you know Look at Mr. Steal Your Girl face there. He was making too much money, like literally. Yeah, because his last name was Escobar, He'd be sick.

9:12 That ref is anxious. Oh, Leon, you gotta move. Yeah, I know. But I look Mexican. And it's like, Mr. Schaub, we want to talk to you. But you guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome. But I gotta make videos? No, please, not now. They're clawing at you, It's like you're framed in from the nipples up and your dick's like, hello. Mr.. Trump yeah, senior trump senior trump. Oh, it's just the time my life

12:33 It's like the opposite of when a Viking comes to town. Have you seen him? if you can. That's hilarious. Jamie. You're right. What's going Wow, that's Oh, Leon got it. Body lock. Isn't that weird that you can't grab the cage Like, that guy just let it go. I mean, literally, it's like torque and power at this point. He's going to land up in guard. The reverse arm bar?

15:26 Ready for this? How about it? Like he's going to get sushi and shit? He was just saying how trains in Iowa, they're like so far away. That is so crazy. He'd be over. Damn, yeah, so this is an interesting fight right because Leon had his back twice two rounds in a row And you're in Rotterdam. Hey, we got He passed the blood test, failed the urine test.

17:50 for this T-ball stuff, whatever giving it to him has their black belt in uh peds so if you test positive for a toronto ball you're Here's two options, right? They painted that narrative. You dick people down. Not Jon Jones style. And he was telling me about, because Brian loves those goddamn gas station dick pills. You know what I'm saying? You guys are full of shit.

20:38 Free John Jones. It has to do with the weed. Yeah, but with John, you got to listen to what, Chael had a good narrative on, I think If that's in I think he's cleaning up the sport. I would like a beer. Let's get some kegs going. Is this the first time? I think she was saying that she was having some head issues. What is she talking about? Oh, it's her fightography.

23:20 Yeah, he does look pretty thick. I think a lot of people have passed. From now on, I'm wearing a bow tie. Thanks bro Who else is on the card You got Yeah, I haven't done the promo for that yet. Yes. He's dropping the ball, man. It's not going to knock your hair back, but it's He's kind of taking his time, though. Talking shit to him And that's a really

26:02 2016 And when did his back get hurt? better. Yeah, he went over to Germany, didn't they? fight, man. And that gives plenty. TJ's never slacked off from the time they were first supposed to be scared so he's a work You know, I think the Dominic Cruz fight, he was super emotional, and he got real flat-footed. Or did Dominic Cruz have an off night? Or did they just outclassed Dominic Cruz or did Dominic Cruz

28:23 successful as you want to be right not to be the best I think Dominic's so damn good and he's kind of Also, when Cody lands, you're like, God damn, at 35? All he cares about is fighting. He was a phenomenal wrestler in high school. Swiss Army knife. He basically can do everything. No. It just I mean if anybody was gonna get it I get given the nod to Cruz cuz he he definitely seemed to

31:15 i remember i watched it twice maybe three times before that it was such a goddamn close fight He went nuts. In the mornings was the worst time. wait 50 I'm so condescending I'd be upset at me Lock it up. Hook the leg. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Major. Because you can elevate their leg. Yeah, exactly. from? Have you ever Apparently this choke that this guy's got is just phenomenal.

34:24 Yeah. He's not. It's nasty, huh? Like, he wasn't getting out of that. And he's like best friends with Brock. Right? Get the fuck out. Gotta be on suicide watch right now We should get a team together Yeah, Dirk. He's going to come on the podcast again. like that's like a superstar victory. I thought Jamie was fucking with me. Fuck, man. But Connor has changed the game for the better especially if you're the fighter but it's like you know with wme he's staring the ship yes like think think about it

38:47 Everybody's wearing Reebok clothes. Well, Reebok professionally sponsors him, just like they do Paige Van Zandt, just like they did Ronda. Right. And everyone's like, damn! What? 4.6 million. Oh. he didn't think he was being recorded, but Dana wasn't just like 6.5 everybody like he's not making that up if it's trending Does the It was HBO right? Yeah it doesn't make sense

41:39 As much TV as we do as many channels as we do. I don't think they watch Yeah, it is, but I don't think they watch as much. Yeah. for God's sakes. Dude, our own president works He thinks you only get so many beats. Are you paying attention at all? Could he look more bored? Yeah, you know, he just does his 20 seconds and he's out, man. Who did it? Turn the lights down.

44:06 countries fighting every night they can't we'd never move on with the triangle oh you're on the You've got to force that step. I feel like so much of what you're I would too. I'm talking shit. You bluebell. He was done. Oh, my God. Body triangle. No, she's going to pop her in the face. Oh see this is fatigue man You gotta scramble hard There's no fucking

46:59 And he goes, you're already done if you do that. It's Randy Couture, for God's sakes. Right there. Jesus, that girl took a lot of shots. to get stopped in boxing if you get wobbly. they're going to let you. Like ever. It was pretty much one of them. Ball. It doesn't say. This German TV 16 million Back then he wasn't that big. Does she have mental illness?

50:10 So second thing we got to talk about is everybody keeps saying that you didn't tell the truth And then someone wrote in quotes, he teed off on you. would that be? You two, I have that in quotes it's not what he said no it's fake news fake news all day yeah they wrote their own Damn, look at his last fight. Oh, that's right. He's one of those weird dudes that you put your hand on to interview him, he feels like wood. Like Dan Henderson. Yeah, he looks like a normal dude, He's tough as they come. He's one of those weird dudes that like you put your hand on him to interview him he feels like wood.

52:12 they look like normal dudes Man that You're all sweaty? Has there ever been, like, a super fight that was that one-sided She just hits Yeah, she did. gassed out. rounds shevchenko would have probably won because she started to come on late and win rounds she Touching each other's faces. tims i was just super impressed with her ability to control the interactions she uses that check

54:54 She left the weight class. So she left 145, dropped down to 145. Right? because she's passed every test in the UFC. i was like this is a mature cyborg yeah but for sure murder her though for us for sure make it She would not go away, huh? Should cuz I think Holly won that fight. I thought I agree. I had Holly winning and also Isn't Holly scheduled to fight Cyborg?

57:32 Yeah. Twice. Yeah? They definitely should have taken the point away for the second time. I'm like those are two big moments in the fight the most anybody was hurt in the fight with those moments Fucking one round? Doesn't he? He clipped him with a good left uppercut in the first round. The two of them. I'm telling you man At 85 it's pretty normal Maybe he took this fight on short notice.

1:00:20 it has to be done. It really is. It just is what it is. How old is he? He looks Whoa. You're a monster. Okay. That gets him so big. That's not that old. Good composure, man. Because he's throwing everything in every shot. When you're that guy It's always been his style, though He's carrying around a lot of body fat. I mean, that's what kept DC out of the fucking Olympics.

1:03:56 What could it take to the back? This says that CR has only fought four times in five years. Yeah. that don't even belong there anymore. Do you? Well, that's why I get super scared. looked at his shoulder i went well sir you have hair all over your shoulders yeah chia pets that's Wow. Look at that, dude. Look at that guy. This is Rustam Chiev. That's interesting.

1:06:39 Weird science. She looked healthy. Fucking Peewee killed her. for like a month was just buying clothes and shoes and taking her friends on trips and all and you're like, oh, fuck it. I'm going sizzler. Doing the right thing. Like, I own that thing, man. Let's say Nate fights the winner of Kevin Lee, Tony Ferguson, Over a million. He might. You're right. You look up all Conor's fights, he if Conor fought Kevin Lee, how many pay-per-views would he get? Over a million.

1:09:36 Oh, God damn it, fight pass. sitting here frozen out, ladies and gentlemen. such a demand for this, it's fucked up like Mayweather McGregor. I think the trilogy's going to be... Go ahead and finish him off. Oh, hold up. Stop it now. Oh, my God. CR. Or you do. that, for the fighters. to fight him twice. No, he made $2 So maybe it's $2 million and $2 million or $2.5 million, $2.5 million, either way.

1:12:31 So how much money does he have left over? $10 million, probably. Otherwise, why are you doing it? is there that's even close as far as fight in mma well the only argument is you can say connor's the UFC goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. It might be bullshit. I don't think he would make a deal with McGregor promotions. A picture of him? Well, how's that going to work now?

1:15:16 You don't think so? It's so what do you guys want to do maybe if the ufc contract that connor has runs out maybe they What does it say? It's owned by McGregor Sports and Entertainment Limited. company. He's not even like, sure, make your own thing, man. Interesting. It's not going to go away. Yeah, he's fighting Nate Diaz again. Ball it, as you say.

1:18:01 So what do you think the pay-per-view would be for a Paulie Malignaggi fight? You know what I'm saying? 30, 40 mil? the UFC. Just shut your mouth. They will give you a wrestler, and he will punch your fucking face into pulp. But what's his weight class? How about that? You don't need to do that. You know who wrap your head around the kind of Literally kill him.

1:20:23 Very, very good striker. Pauly's a very smart guy. But also to Paulie's defense, this is what I was telling Paulie. That is- Ain't nobody giving you five fives. It's like, Paulie's like, you never go 12 rounds like that. And then Dana blasted out. Yeah, but they got to. Well, you probably could get it and watch it, but don't blast up. I want to see what it was like.

1:22:54 See? Did you see when the security guards were getting in his face? Yeah. brian the commentator with the shaved head and so he's like no no probably don't do this and The thing about Pauly is he's not scary looking. He's a great fucking dude I disagree see I like the double diamond ear and studs. I'm not going to lie to you. I disagree. That's from Bensonhurst, right?

1:25:14 Bobby, easy with the fucking garlic. Do you hate money? Hey, mate, we need a cricket star Talking about M1 world champion and Bellator world champion. That's why I want Roy Nelson, Bobby Lashley world title fight. It's been over, though, you know? Semmy Schiltz, old school. His last fight, he beat Roy Nelson. Yeah, he beat Roy by decision. I can't blame him.

1:27:41 is fighting Daly got taken down. woodley's our champ and he looked so goddamn technical did you see did you see what rory said It always looks the same. I was putting all my Easter bunny chips in the dick pills basket. Yeah. Robbie looked Oh, yeah, yeah. Excellent fight. And this is someone who's biased as fuck for Cowboy. and you kept calling them sweetie Honey

1:30:36 You gotta get a point about that He could be in a soda shop somewhere talking to a little kid with his dog. Then they thought he was done. God, you know what? Oh! That uppercut might land Travis Brown. One of the best knockouts ever. because the UFC was like did dudes run into That's a Moana tattoo. Oh! That's one word that I really don't like saying.

1:33:08 Oh! they a lot of times have problems with their heart. They're all dead. Yeah, Jamie and I have. Get those texts. Is he, though? time with all these three hot chicks and just the shit he goes through to get it up? That's not that old. We'll chill here while we make noises. Meanwhile, Hugh's snoring and farting. Yeah, Hugh's not fucking anyone. He's hammering him.

1:35:52 at that age. Yeah, he's six-ten. I'm not mad at that too He's not taking anyone down Struve teeing off here And he also sold the mansion, you know that? Yeah. But he still buying it. I'm like, yeah, I'll do that. And he's like, get He's a solid five years left. Congratulations. You're my bad You have outkicked your coverage old man Dude, she is. She's legitimately hot.

1:37:59 You son of a bitch. Meaning? If his heart is a normal heart, he can fuck more than once a month. Look at his old basic wives. It's just fucking When it comes to Tilting your hat sideways. Who's that one? Oh, does it say tell all? God tell all god she's looking yeah but here's the thing Oh, there's that uppercut. third? This is my thing, though. I'm like, what?

1:41:29 Maybe she did it for the experience. You gotta think that if you're a guy like Hugh Hefner, Um, I don't know. Oh, yeah. But so Struve. Roy That Russian dude put the squeeze on him. he doesn't look like vintage Travis Brown. I feel like form out there. He's a good guy, too. Do it. Yes. Let it go. Yeah, they're giant. I think Struve is just 7 feet. rather to get a big win over a real big name with Junior,

1:45:27 Oh, Mark Hunt. He's fighting for Doom in October. Like, you look like shit in clothes. Yeah, he's got size 80 feet. He would buy cars It seems to me that they shouldn't have a weight class. 225 on up. Yeah. Fuck, it'd be tough, man. Look at the size of that dude picking up rocks and shit. You saw that With witchcraft These guys are Every division That's it

1:49:30 you do you get like people get knocked out man yep this is true this is true It's a, like, that's a great move. He does. And he was in WC. classic. Yeah, sad. He's doing Well, the Junior Dos Santos thing breaks my heart, too, because it was just a diuretic. True, I think they do do that correct, right? Save people this goddamn truck. What well who else I mean when Derek fights Verdum

1:52:20 Francis Francis hasn't have a big But it's just like, do you make the fight You give him a big name so he can starch him, then you give him a title shot. Yeah. Peed electric. But Kane's fighting Stipe next when he's healthy. Can never tell. Alistair's win over Fabrizio was awful. He's got a real good chance. Goddamn. Just have the pills be like a dot, dot, dot, dot.

1:55:24 That's the big one. But I like Rockhold Branch too, man. I really you. Ferguson Lee, though. That's what I'm banking on, baby. Yeah, that's a good fight. That's the big one. Yeah. Turn the TJ fight down. It sounds like a lot of excuse from TJ. You're just going to stay beat. There's a lot going on. He just couldn't do it. But like Ray Borg versus DJ, it does nothing.

1:57:31 Why does he have a lizard on his shirt? Dan, I want you to wear this pewter lizard. Let's say his heart fucking exploded and there's some shit. You got this gig. True. See, that ain't good, though. on two separate occasions Yeah. I'm a sizist. Yeah, I moved John closer to the number one position, although I think they're debatable Oh, word. MMA experience was only a couple of years.

2:00:44 a fatty. He's like fat-sh shaming himself i'm not behind that um so it's it's the co-main event He looks thick as fuck. Instagram filters. That's a chaos fight. what, That's interesting. 35 We'll find out soon Even with half a crew. And then Eddie, I went, man, I feel a little flat today. Is that what was going on if the earth is spinning so fast and we're going so fast through and on a turn how come we're not

2:04:15 Like, everything's a goddamn conspiracy. like i don't want everyone to agree with all the news oh well i think it's fun to a certain point Correct. Then I feel like we're in the middle. You and I usually agree on it. Like, I'm like, I could see that. You know, like yeah I have it sucks you didn't read it then I feel like we're in the middle you and I usually agree

2:05:52 then I'm out in that fight My own self. No, a long time ago. I was so high. I was watching the video of Bigfoot, like real for like 20 minutes. Goddamn, Joe Rogan. Not lately. No, a long time ago. shut him down. He's a grown man. I don't know if Sasquatch was real. He's a grown man. I don't know. Weird. Look through the eclipse over and over and over again.

2:07:42 And then he's saying the next one's in like 24 years in Dallas You're gonna clean up you'll make like $100 They don't need to stay the night for that. You go outside, you burst into flames. what do you think's crazy I don't know it's a case by case you know like do you Look into it. One of the guys I had on my podcast is named Rupert Sheldrake, and he has a very compelling thought.

2:09:34 Where's those, you don't like there's a lot of shit that i know happened when i was in high school but quite Is it? Then why do some people's brains, sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but why are some don't get me wrong. It's like, oh man, maybe you stopped smoking weed. You can remember high school. Just because you're dying. I think, um, I think what we think as a memory, we'd like to think of a memory like, look, I've got

2:11:41 Even right now. things that i can recall during a podcast the amount of fights that i can recall uh during What is this? She'd go, that was Tuesday. But then something will trigger, like a smell or a song. Oh, look what I got a box. What is this? Oh, that makes sense. that making a murder was correct. It's like the Mark Furman OJ thing. Well, right?

2:15:30 shitting me like we all know the truth man yeah but people put all these different stories out Yeah, with brain trauma. I basically live to paint this image beat like a lot That was super weird. Oh, like the Las Vegas room? And not commit suicide. What? Some people do. My point was like, what kind of memory of the event? Oh, you remember. Oh no, not on this one.

2:18:25 unjustly accused there's a civil case that i lost he came out with a book if i did it yeah he was Yeah, right? oh well they're goldman and kim goldman i think that's how it happened they had to Double jeopardy, right? God, you don't make that much money off books unless you're just fucking. Stab them. Yeah, act dumb. He got some sort of crazy settlement, right?

2:20:52 I was trying to think You lose a child and probably shoot him. He was doing that show in Vegas. in like 2005 or 2006. Yeah, it was, Boats and hoes. Yes. Give me some volume here. Not if you play just the audio. This is insane. It's all these girls taking their pants off. All you player haters. Damn, it only has 15,000 views. He's a terrible person.

2:24:56 That is true. I mean, I feel like a guy like that probably would do anything. than ever when he got out. What type of Like serial killers. I guess the court was like, no, I like that, too. He's still got the swastika tattooed on his forehead, too. That's hilarious. That's never gonna go You made me. You're racist. She's probably just got moves you never even heard of before.

2:27:07 At least her eyes are straight. What happened? Let me see that picture damn and that the gray wolf guy got arrested for smuggling a cell phone and that guy My God. Just dead loads. You know, you catch a fish and they're dead and their eyes cloud over. and probably sell tickets to some sort of weird child. bitch. You know what? 27-year-old sought to wed the mastermind of the Helter Skelter murder so that she could gain possession of his remains when he died.

2:29:46 We're saying that as if that was her plan all along. This is what I'm going to do. She's fucking nuts. issues there. You should have her on the podcast. and shit. I love the stance he's got there I mean, what a... Just crazy ass. What does it say there? he had Dahmer was the gay one. Debbie Harry. She almost fell victim. He's charming for batshit crazy.

2:33:01 really nutty shit from some old daddy dude. Come on, man. Love it. Yeah, probably like some demonic on shit. I don't like when people... It's amazing. Communities coming around helping each other. helping each other why it'd be easy to loot texas California is very different than any other state, too. You don't see people from Miami super prideful or fucking Fort Lauderdale.

2:35:20 Texas, everything is Lone Star. Texas football. It's cool. For reals? Briscoe Ranches He calls himself the king of King Ranch. Oh, that's right. There's nothing more American than that King Ranch F-150. Hold on. Oh, okay. See those deer? 12,000 Neal guy. Premier destination for Texas whitetail. and then they bring in certain bucks that have crazy genetic characteristics and they

2:38:39 These animals, they're getting shot in these like tiny little farms. It's more of an execution than it is a hunt. Yeah, they do. Click on that. They have North American crocodiles in Florida, but I don't think they have them in Texas. So they're on the water. Are they in Houston? dug a fucking Yeah, they got hit hard. Hey, King Ranch, I'm in. Now I'm in.

2:40:50 And by the way, Yeah. about the damage? It's a state of disaster. and can't fuck with them. It's like a big circle. Yeah. Austin, Texas. the few places that i could live outside of california that i would be like super happy texas austin yeah austin texas anywhere like texas dallas although it gets hot but i could definitely have been austin do you do shows there uh i did a show in houston and dallas never i

2:42:09 He takes you all over. Really? Ah Fucking see ya The Mexican food game i'm not mad Yeah. If I just eat mostly the meat and the guacamole, which is fantastic for you. For fast food, it's about as good as you're going to get. Man, I'm struggling with keto. That's the big one. Because it's so easy for me. I take Off the charts crazy, though. They disagreed with him about physical performance.

2:44:55 right? and I'm fucking starving. All right. With the tuna especially. i think that's probably the case but food is something else too there's a lot of pleasure man. Then Sunday, if I'm with my fam Yeah. advertisements, on Domino's. fresh pizza, when you're ordering online, make sure you ask for extra robust tomato sauce. They shit in the mouth of Domino's You watch your fucking American mouth

2:47:49 Noid yeah yeah They were trying to Like Spot. How dare you? Wait, where do you get it from, though? A good pepperoni and mushrooms. Double pineapple, I'd have to get them to read it back to me. But if you're watching a movie or something like that, like Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or something like that, you get a double pineapple. I don't think that's deep dish.

2:50:06 A good margarita pizza? pesticides, to make it last longer, and they can throw them- So it was the best pizza ever? Yes, it's from Italy. Oh, it could be. Well, a lot of people use Zero it's double zero. It looks like double zeros, but it's not typed. I think it's like white people food. but everyday flour is usually classified as double zero. I make it too.

2:52:18 Yeah. Everyone says New York pizza, Chicago pizza, L.A. pizza, Bro, well, I don't know around here, but. Juice does pizza. It's almost like a deli atmosphere. Him and his wife created it and make it themselves. It's got a kick to it. I don't know. It tastes like shit too. Nah, silly bitch. Let's wrap this up.