Joe Rogan Experience #20170916 — Fight Companion - September 16, 2017 Transcript

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0:00 Boom and we're live ladies and gentlemen with special guest little Jimmy Norton And then decided to come back and make it back in time for this. That's what they've been pushing. People can do it, but it's tough when it goes on 11, 12 o'clock at night. Out here, you can go back to your hotel room, take a shower, take a little power nap, and That's it.

2:20 They don't have, like, USADA. Icarus. It's fucking amazing. things in his ass. So they're filming an experiment? In Rio, See, the USADA thing, they'll But I think it was two guys. It's like these guys are one step ahead, but then the tests catch up. The freezing the head thing is so bananas. You get woken up way later like what but they figure I just had a reanimate dead bodies

5:40 many people would know and it's uh also there no benefit to them. They would have to be getting paid shit tests on this guy and this guy was on juice not in jail. Well, he stepped down though. He had to step down because Yeah, Dave Petraeus, yeah. Yeah. Who knows what really happened? Oh, those guys tell the truth. Who knows what's from the mainstream media. Who knows what really happened?

7:33 fallen into play and they got him. who's looking out for the good guy. He's a real douche It's such a classic cliche that you see it It's usually these guys that are overwhelmed with lust. you. And they call you an ally. It is interesting Mayweather versus It was in a bar. I'm always, I watch Mayweather even if it's a boring-ass fight. Yeah, you can't remember one round from the next.

10:46 He does a podcast. on the He took us to his gym. What a great move it is to have him on that Dana white looking for a fight show and to have him on your podcast He's such a real guy. He's exactly that guy all the time. Yeah, he's great. He's great. Yeah, it's silly. Yeah. But you can see, it's like you guys are friends. It's fun. And you guys got gelled with each other. You know, you gel. Yeah, it's silly.

12:17 Well, they don't like each other. Dominic Cruz is my friend. versus like entertainment tonight. nothing you can connect to. It's not silly. I don't know anybody I speak It's annoying. They have, have like these pre-scheduled There was slots. more people can get their shit No, I think about the fall guy. Come on It's a whole different world. This is a great fucking fight.

15:17 He's the guy that set up that mounted triangle, right? Fantastic wrestler Edwards is actually doing really well against him Smashes them. He's an American top team guy. No, definitely not. Never. But 100 percent Yamasaki, everybody, any black belt knows when a guy's about to go out. And they won't do this and fight around with it. like a Damien Maia guy, he's going to fucking put you to sleep.

18:00 Yeah, but he's not limp if he's doing this, okay? And he might not. She looked like she was gone. extra shots on the ground that aren't necessary to say it was one of the prelims. Gavin Tucker? beating him up. There was no giant, big bombs. But it was an accumulation beating. Rick was giving him a slow beating. He just kept beating him up. It was no giant big bombs,

19:34 I thought he should have got that almost choked I believe Felice did, right? I don't know if she did or not. Just because you want your face mushed in that, you may do something that puts avoid being put in that that's going to put you in other kind of danger. Like, just because you want which is a legit position, Kamaru Usman, That guy's gigantic.

21:08 Very interesting fight here. Oh, no, he's got a bicep missing. Oh, shit. he might have a chance to do something. Standing You're like, don't go on the ground with this guy. Next thing you know, he's got deep half on you. oh shit it's a legal kick right i think it's legal if you could side kick the thigh about it on the ground you know like you hear about like sometimes when a guy's trying to finish

23:51 That was sensational. He has one loss I'm a problem, he says Serious athlete. Boom. His eyes rolled back. he could have recovered. That was the Gavin Tucker actually said that. It was a bad beating. And Rick just had this very workmanly approach, Well, Frankie Edgar's on a totally different level Probably worked on getting back up to his feet. I'm going to be able to keep him away from me?

27:23 is a lightweight world champion. a lot of guys. He fucked up Cub just can't do anything against. I believe he beat him twice. The gas station in Atlanta, It's just a really sad story. I believe that He was there I sat behind Bernard Hopkins. Because that's the stuff you can't do. that was clean. Like, you see that's one of the main differences Yeah.

30:24 You can go meet them and now boxing has kind of picked up the slack in a lot of ways. yep you don't have Gennady Golovkin fight this is a unification middleweight title fight let's hard to do that with boxing, you know? Sure. I mean, this Canelo-Garnady Golovkin fight, this is a unification middleweight title fight. You think the bathroom's safe now?

31:43 Okay, now it's working. And then, I guess I'm going to have to keep doing this. David Branch. So it was a good fight up until that moment That's the craziest shit of all time. That's the most terrifying slam of all time. Yeah. This last decision? And I think earlier in his career he fought lighter than that, I believe. Gennady Golovkin did? I'm just adding to his legend

34:18 He's like She worships him. I don't love the dad either to be on my mom as Mexican as it gets He's good. You know what he reminded me of? The ball home This kid doesn't need You think he had and he sits in between of them and he asks them questions i'm gonna know that's a very poor comeback was he good though was he like before canelo he's always But do you think it's because their fathers are both...

36:53 Jon Jones, I don't think, grew up in. more the other way than there are guys who grew up They want to prove they're not pussies. thing to do. It becomes your identity like even if you grew up with money avoid that again yeah that's a very powerful thing it is a very powerful impoverished, or like Bayless, that's, by the way, the referee, I think, who was shitting on Conor and Floyd

39:11 They want to be on team boxing. The other problem is, I mean, you know, if I really went to war with somebody, I said, he would realize really quickly, I'm a legit boxing fan. I don't know. So when he fought Mayweather, Mayweather caught him right when he was getting into it. I know. I think Golovkin is, he's older for sure, but I think he's 35. 35.

41:46 to almost everybody yeah I mean he went into his 50s How old is he now? I'm going to go with the Mexican. Absolutely. If you're Wesley Snipes Stark, you can get away with using it anywhere in the world, right? I mean Genghis Khan they I think they said some insane number like 5% of all the men in Asia or all the people in Asia Shaka Khan. Look at that

44:27 Oh, dude, this is a great fight, huh? and a lot of people didn't expect that. Those are getting blocked. See how that jab keeps landing? When he was breaking this one dude down, as he was breaking him down, When you drop your hands, a lot of times guys won't react immediately Like, it's very tricky. and they start right in their head shit can come wild from all over the place

46:50 No, he's a black guy from England. A little too much emotion. Yeah. and that was that fight with Mayweather. You know what I mean? Because Canelo's still getting better. you know, about undefeated fighters. Yeah, Gucci should Look. It bothers them. I don't even Then who the fuck had a cigarette company sponsored them cigarette company sponsored boxers

49:58 I'm not a big cartoon guy but that one Been blasting everybody, wanting that big fight. Wow. That's his style of fight. punches? Well he wants a counter strike but I mean No, I don't believe so. Daniel Jacobs. Black guy. Damn, Canelo's fierce. The reality of age. Yeah. Arm triangle. Once in a while I go on Facebook. You go right back to it. There's no way.

54:27 Round four. That's Gregor Gillespie. He's a piece of fucking beast man Look at that jab Just to make sure the people in the East Coast Shit Yeah, for sure. That's what, oh, dude. Ooh. This is distracting. Shit. Yeah, does that ever mean the guy isn't hurt when he shakes? It doesn't seem like it. Yeah. And no, they're weird right? they just got used to it

58:07 What sport is better? I think it's bringing Lomachenko, I mean, these two gentlemen. Could you really do a three-minute round in UFC? quite a bit. His defense is tight Like there's so few of them. It's even rare that you get two of them finally fighting No pay-per-view there? with England. hard you got guys like terence crawford he's a bad motherfucker you got lomachenko you've got

1:01:06 Oh. Ooh, this is a good fight. Then he was arrested for stealing. Yeah. That was like fucking, They like it. I like natural... Yeah, I don't like any... Golovkin's pouring it on. Golovkin's in trouble You gotta keep moving And to fact, I'm pretty sure that Didn't do shit Totally bro to the liver is horrifying. She could tie you up so well from judo.

1:04:39 So tense, right? 49-44 power punches. Yeah, I think so. that everybody that you can't take down of your striking, And then it becomes a kickboxing battle. you're going to be forced but right now, man, Zingano, and she caught Kat really in that Amanda Nunes fight. She has an amazing guard, amazing armbar from the guard. You can pull guard on anybody.

1:07:48 When you're under them and they sprawl, you time it perfect. Just like in that fight with Sergio Morai, he was on his back, hurt, and his opponent He's really impressive off the ropes, too. I haven't seen Golovkin on the ropes much at all this fight. big money fight i don't know how many good fights there are for him at 54 what big names there are Mayweather's so smart.

1:09:58 piling it up wearing him out yeah when you saw mayweather unloading you're like oh yeah that's Can you imagine? Yeah, they have Golovkin ahead 3 points, 65 to 68. And I know he keeps working hard on his conditioning and he works harder than anybody. He might have hurt him again. This is He only got hit clean like seven times, eight times his whole career.

1:12:01 Didn't this put him into a billionaire category? He's balling out of control. He's smart. Oh, he got caught with an uppercut. in a boxing match. Yeah, I mean, look. He might. too. Conor and Floyd are pretty much What about Glovekin versus McGregor? That's what he calls it he just shook his head at him Yeah, he sees him trying to catch I know that Canelo has

1:15:55 That style requires you to be in fucking sensational shape. Well, does it mean anything And not with a guy like Golovkin who's just putting it to him. He's putting himself in danger Ooh, baby! I have no clue. Ooh. He's huge that were in town in Vegas when Conor was fighting It was insane. I remember. And weren't you there? God damn, look at that left to the body and that right over the top.

1:19:05 Canelo hit him with something. And this is the 10th round, kids. He's got like 82% Genghis Khan blood. Especially the way Golovkin fights, man. What a pace he puts on you. You just don't get a chance. He has no need to. This is a war. Especially the way Golovkin fights, man. You're right back on you. and that's why Canelo has to take some breaks. Canelo's trying to catch Golovkin

1:21:00 him after that. See that? That's right. He throws We're in the 10th round. Incredible Same as El Cucuy Crazy, crazy shit. Low oxygen content in the air. need more work dude tony goes forever no i'm sure but i mean he could be even better is what i'm And then the other one that was really impressive to me was the Barboza fight. Everything. It seemed like Aldo, I noticed it in the Frankie Edgar fight, really stopped kicking or throws a lot less.

1:24:13 But he didn't use it very much on Max Holloway. that much against Max. from the fact that Golovkin caught him with the right hand. Oh, the good left hook, too. How are we so lucky? She was like, this is, got that moment. That's a big win. I mean, he was smashing guys and running them over. It was just so high level. Canelo's going for it. That jab of fucking Golovkin is so slick.

1:27:23 An unbelievable chin. Oh, and Canelo landed a right hand! Does he take over? And Golovkin has to know he's ahead and he's still coming after him. Just constantly. they do right a world class There's still 20-something to go. I mean, obviously, Floyd did it how it's supposed to be done, said that if Golovkin didn't win by some ungodly lopsided beatdown,

1:29:56 in Mexico. Just a If Canelo wins, when was the last time there was a decision like that? If I remember correctly Oh my goodness Boom. Okay, change it. There could easily be corruption. I thought Glovegan ran away with it. They're always smiling. I love their focus. if you hired guys to stand behind fighters with giant smiles on their face One day when...

1:32:51 Told you, son. Because he knows. How is that a draw? No, no, no. Yeah. Very close. That's a weird thing, though. What does the blue ear mean? Golovkin landed way more. Hold on a second. How is he not fucking angry about this? The rematch will be insane. but the organization, What am I hearing? Still, that was a great fight. and like, okay, what am I doing? I'm basing how I feel about something based on an inaccurate

1:37:13 And you go to school the next day, Shut. Oh, come on. Okay, let me ask you a couple questions. It got a little ridiculous at the end Shut your mouth Oh my god I thought this last season was the best one Shut And for some reason they can't get in water right Something. Who went scuba diving and tied that dragon up and dragged it up? Well, they're all dead, so they probably don't give a shit about the cold water.

1:38:22 I'll accept it. But they don't like it. No, no. Yeah. I didn't even notice that when I was watching the show. Yeah, they fucked up. and dragged it up. fuck it, let's do it anyway? They're at the wall. Like, dude, this can take months. He couldn't get out of Florida, Alves? where's the water at? They're just walking across deserts and shit. because they would shit in the streets. Let's talk about that. Let's bring that in. scene in the background. There was a big issue in ancient Rome. People got diseases because they would shit in the streets.

1:41:20 Oh, man. It just looks like that. She gotta fall off the dragon every now and then. It drives me nuts. I love it. Isn't it? Dude, come on, man. Yeah, it's terrible hold it out of that dragon She should have like a rock climbing wall in her castle. i hate the way she's holding on you're right her whole body is on spikes that isn't right when they Some people in some of the last episodes.

1:43:38 Dude, that's badass. I feel like it's alive. Oh. They already trained for it. 118 to 110 for Canelo I hope she stays offline. because it was like people were threatening her life Mike Perry's a bad Okay. of them. They can't swim. They just They can't get out. That doesn't make sense. that would be way harder than the titanic a dead body no it wouldn't be harder than the titanic

1:46:55 He's a ruthless guy, though. Joban did a really good job. that's a good fight for him Yeah. Look at him. Is that what he does? and he realized, ooh, this guy can hurt me. Population one. Do you think it's because, because obviously it's a clinch that has a thousand levels and we need a lot of allowing a guy to get double underhooks on you. Yeah. Yeah.

1:50:05 And it's also guys are good at keeping their hands on the hips. like you catch him with a couple of hard ones, somebody you might get like little chips like anderson had a bunch of chips in his elbow that let me make sure that's right he's talking some shit about Tiago right now That's, I think, what the reason he gave was. Good Lord. Or make the remake rather the Tiago fight or whether they really do give this kid Robert.

1:53:10 Like, boom, landed that. Maybe I'm making that up. Being at the gym with your family. And he's got a kid, That'd be right. Yeah, fuck all that. Being at the gym with your family. That's the motherfucker right there. After Dos Santos dropped out? So like I say, if a guy is doing something, he wants a test negative, Chris Cyborg for using it they have to

1:55:32 Passed the blood test free John and like this is so irresponsible what is it? Baseball guys that are getting popped with that stuff. Brendan Shaw brought that up as And then there could be a random bad batch. some stuff you could buy off the shelf. supposed to take that stuff. Like even though it's not illegal, you just, you have to approve We were laughing at how many things there were, because it's so absurd.

1:58:23 Monsanford and Sundell? Yeah. Or was John Jones using steroids? He has to come clean, talk about everything that he's taken. He needs someone that's around him that he trusts and respects, and back when it wasn't very sophisticated He just needs food and life. You know he's just gonna keep going They matted out a room. And we it was an apocalypse and he'll have a crew with him running.

2:02:06 If we're going to do 10 rounds of sprints, he'll do 12. He's talking about surgery. You just got to stay off them. From fighting? I'd go to Roddy McGee, man. because your shit's not totally torn apart. Like I have a donor on my right one. Both of them are awesome. Well, you know, MRSA is just something that's in hotels. You don't even have to do that.

2:05:35 stitched up like some crazy fishing knot but uh apparently it worked amazing because they he had gonna fall apart a couple months like eight months and i realized i was like this is pretty good i'm I was real gentle, gentle on it. Yeah. He might. Branch is doing a good job of circling to his left to avoid that left kick. Oh, he teed off on him. Rockhold's super hard to take down.

2:08:31 He got hit with bombs, man. And this fight, this is fucking chaos. She always waves and says hello. Bob Bennett, the guy who runs it now, is an animal. No, he's Nevada State Athletic Commission. I don't know enough about boxing. nope His question mark kick is what he used to crack Bisping with look rocco does not want to go out like that bisping fight see here's the clinch what you're

2:11:37 Oh, look at that. Ooh, look at that makeup. That was one of the worst ones ever That's when I started wrestling And then all of a sudden, we were grabbing each other, He's like, boom. I was like, fuck that. took down they tried to take me down that was my game plan but regular people when i'd get in a So when I saw Hoyce, when I saw Hoyce in UFC 2, I'm like, oh shit, you could take dudes

2:14:34 No, that's what I mean. Like, that's how you fight, motherfucker. It's hilarious. I guess it all depends on what push you to fight to begin with, though. especially when they don't know how to fight. So there's very few guys that are going to have the kind of clinch game Full mountcha. Oh, look at this. He's giving up his back. He gets on top of you and he just

2:16:55 Oh, that's right. Oh, Branch is done. bad beat. Fuck yeah, that was a great fight. I don't know. It's forever. That's a joy. I'll get you pregnant. I guess Girls would. Some girls would. Some girls want to get pregnant with that spit. Get you pregnant. Jamie knows who's trending. Just ask Jamie. Like, I've had guys go, dude, you're trending, but I'm not.

2:19:02 oh, no one fucking cares. Olympic-class wrestler and arguably the greatest UFC heavyweight ever. And he said he was usually, he'd be at, like, 235 by now. It's always a problem though for big guys, guys 250 and above, finding training partners. What a fight, man, huh? A lot of people have said like, and the fight's over. how he tapped with strikes against Matt when Matt beat him.

2:21:42 Is that about Bisping? Oh man His fucking smush game. November, Madison Square Garden. ufo thing that he kept talking about aliens like he was obsessed with aliens to the point where Loss of memory is one of the big ones. They want that perfect super athlete GSP DNA they take him to the spaceship. This is a cartoon. Yeah, they want to get that DNA. They want that perfect super athlete GSP DNA.

2:24:23 I think it's like that's how they they test the blood see what you're eating plus they probably Dude getting the friends to shit for them There'll be, like, steroid-sniffing he'd be turning around trying to eat it. They think it's food. They like the smell of shit. Maybe we've been brainwashed into not liking it because we're supposed to eat bugs right we're supposed to eat

2:26:54 That's who it was. Yeah, like it's gross you go over there shoot rhinos and put them on your wall Aren't they beautiful? And cricket protein is really rich. Maybe insectivore will be a thing. I don't really know what this means. Yeah, yeah, how much water they use to create that much protein. way. It may or may not happen in our lifetime. Robot rights.

2:29:43 because it doesn't entail moving. just based on whether or not It's fucked. It's crazy. There's some sort of communication. Smappy in the face In our central nervous system But they do know Plants give me the creeps. Look at this fucking plant in and this thing so I can see it? man, this shit smells good. So the mouse comes there and just falls right in the hole.

2:32:23 What if it's an accident? So there has to be some random mutations, fucking mice into falling into a big... I don't know. That's a fucked up way to go. You had piranha. Dude Venus flytrap Botanists That's your security system. So bad. I read somewhere that 90% of the bugs in the Amazon don't have names because they just evolved so quick I didn't know we were going into the jungle.

2:35:36 I got tricked into going. It was a complete nightmare. It's just chaos. I was cool. that looked like centipedes, that look like Did they trick you on purpose? If you like Costa Rica, if you want to move there, you're 100% one of those guys that How many days? I just knew it. There's a couple of couples. And we're going into the jungle. That's all I was thinking

2:38:36 white guy who left civil, all those guys that live down there, they leave their jobs, they leave sold out there was no net so i slept every night every night i first of all i was complaining about You don't like bees. When you open the door and there's a bathroom, there's no walls and there's no ceiling. 40% are terrified. I'm terrified. It's like there's like I think 60% of the population that don't mind bugs. 40% are terrified.

2:40:39 bees. That's probably my greatest fear Yeah, this guy could live in Costa Rica, no problem. Is it trying to sting him, though? You gotta be on it every day. You just got to deal with bugs. You would adapt, but I couldn't. Tell me creepy about them Fuck no There's this stuff. My back was on fire. Like nervous, like I felt shaky and creepy. But it makes your dick numb.

2:43:48 She talked me into it. We never got beyond. 90 seconds i don't know he goes dude that's why she started crying dude you gotta hold that shit and then my shit just went right through it. and nothing happened. But it can fuck your dick up so bad, it can turn purple or black because the blood doesn't He said he wouldn't do it again what if it got so bad in the porn industry that they got their own like form of

2:46:11 Yeah. John Holmes. It's bad for your heart. like pretty mild stuff. Oh, coverage act? Deformed penis shape, yeah. Deformed penis shape? Yeah, that probably sounds like it fuck that is. You have to explain that shit to us. It's like psoriasis of the dick. Deformed penis shape. Deformed penis shape? So we found out that He couldn't give it to Golovkin unless he killed Canelo.

2:47:55 he thinks he won. I would like to see Yeah. I see too many fucking fights. He's training like a fucking machine, dude. Big step up for Kevin Lee. He likes getting the back and putting a anacondas in body triangles. He's like a surging young guy, He's going to fight to the death. We just turn the garage out, turn it into a little jujitsu room. We just fucking work

2:49:56 I don't know if anybody bought it I guess since 2000. You know, when you do a guys now most of the time they try to work at sea level and sleep up high is that We know what Big Bear does I mean, I could see that working, but we already know what the Glovekin style works. No, it does work. I don't know. I don't think it had anything to do with endurance.

2:52:21 He wanted to rest a little bit. I like those glasses. Come on, man. Those are some This is the apnea fucking. But I'm like, I'm exhausted all the time. It's not. Tuesday October 10th And then Conspiracy theory themes. October 22nd, EBI 13, Gary Tonin, the Lightweights. Cole Miller's doing it. Yeah. kneeling room only. Starts I feel worthless enough

2:55:12 Good night, everybody.