Joe Rogan Experience #20171021 — Fight Companion - October 21, 2017 Transcript

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0:00 Boom and we're live fight companion Eddie motherfucking Bravo yo yo yo You can get tickets at ebiofficial.com. But if you don't have Fight Pass, you should get Fight Pass. Strike force. It's an amazing library. You could watch it. The best fights of all time. Bob Sapp. Noguera. How long before we can see this fight on Fight Pass? It's right afterwards.

2:20 What? You don't pay all that money. They replay. Watch TV. on FS1 or any Fox Lion Fight. He's throwing some nasty, hard left kicks to the body. I don't know, but he got head kicked. Why did the ref have to stop the fight? You can't yell out from your outside of the cage? That's a good rule. He's just walking around like he owns the place. Oh, this dude's got the choke.

5:12 Yes, I interviewed him. 7-0. Halls. Yeah. But he's ripped and looked good. Oh, yeah. Musashi didn't look great, bro Oh, shit. I said wrap. He's going to hang on. I missed that. What's his name? And then the second, I thought Shomenko won the second round and the third, but they gave it to Musashi. See, I don't think it's that, Joe. good rory mcdonald actually actually is. Look at Larkin.

7:59 Ben Henderson was on the downside. Struggle City. And the guy fought a nightmare. That's everyone, though. And that's not what I said at all. See, go ahead. If you didn't know anything about that movie, and let's say Alex Jones said, It's impossible. Sandy Hook shit. They had a record number of gold medals. Yeah. when he was freaking out, able to leave the country.

10:52 because he was such the mastermind of the program. Well, you know what's crazy, dude? they cheated. All the stuff that you see in that Netflix, they had irrefutable proof that they cheated. Russia probably said, hey, listen, all these other dirty, dirty, dirty athletes. Russia probably would say, hey, listen, You don't think the American Olympians No, not like Russia because it's not state-sponsored,

12:21 A shitload, right? The Russians got Eddie. He's a liar with blue hair. They told me to get on the floor. He's like, of all time. The ultimate snitch of all time. He's like, what's going on? Like, that's not their thing. It's kind of new that that's their thing. And they're the known for being, they've never been known for being sprinters. Like, that's not their thing.

14:22 Remember that? It's just that Ben Johnson's levels were so off the fucking charts. That's a good picture, but get a picture of him mid-sprint, Jamie. Look at how jacked Ben Johnson is. How come no white guy has got to hold some good shit? In the 100 meter dash It's not our thing Willing to go that deep Where his eyes turned yellow With that Timex watch on

16:10 That's a light ass watch. Who spreads in that though? Dude, No, bitches like gold. He looks like a leopard. He's the fastest of all time Maybe, yeah Yeah, Usain Bolt has the fastest time of all time. Cause I think there was some rumors Usain Bolt It's a rough name Like, when do you get down to Ben Johnson? They Was it 18th? Who the fuck do you think was throwing the pitches?

18:48 Oh, he locked that up nice. It's a wrap. I think that's why he went for that armbar. Oh, so it was the end of the round? Yeah, I've seen Sammy Sosa lately. Dude, Sammy Sosa's a different human being. Did he talk about it? Is that what you say open? That's what happened when you don't like gays in the Hall of Fame No, I did not say gay. I'm 10% gay.

21:07 No. He admits he bleaches his skin. No, no, no, because Michael Jackson had what I have. But that's not what Sammy Sosa's doing. And just went full spectrum. Yeah, I call them the zebra models. Winnie Harlow. Yeah. So Sammy Sosa just decided Tate did a movie in Yeah, but he looks Indian. I'm talking about going straight blackface. Maurice? She's like, really wants to be black.

23:42 Apparently, Sosa has kept up his use of the cream over the years, I live my life happily. What? You never go full white now he's just fucked it's no big deal He's also a little mentally unstable because he also has white man hair now. confuse him for being black. Well, you would If we get Photoshop Steve to put a Oh, yeah. Machida. he looks like Ben Johnson

26:16 yeah that's a part there he is I think he's a rapper Like they have like who it is. Another rapper he's like in school and he's like Ooh, that's an interesting fight. He's still a beast. everybody else. Are those days still there? I feel like Dana White doesn't He's retiring, right? matter. It was like a wrestler who he can handle the striking. There was one guy that gave

29:12 I'm going to take you down. It's a fucking shame. but that style for a lot of people isn't going to sell pay-per-views But Floyd, major superstar before that, he did knock people out, became the guy you'd either pay to watch him lose or win. He became a bad guy, but also fought Oscar De La Hoya, all these superstars. his style is very appealing to guys like us they're like i want to see if he can do this you

30:57 So now, That's gone. That's a big weapon. Not really shit. Yes. Decided to fight 170, and he was getting beat up, Mean it was a brutal brutal knockout. They're tough to watch When you're lower, I think you can kick a guy. Generate more power. know like kicking like straight like that no i don't think so dude i'm pretty sure that i could Boom. It's so dark

33:35 And you fucking look at Brandon. He's so jacked now. Soccer kicks to the back Really good guy. Fabrizio Verdum got on top of Devin Clark. He's got a little magnifying glass. They should find that Russian dude that they got in hiding. Kick rocks, nerd. We need you to run the social media and shut the fuck up about piss tests. prestigious, but you just do that and we pay you out

36:26 We should go live. About EBI? Did it? of EBI on Fight Pass. It goes, every time we mention you guys on this show or that show, boom, you know how much that's worth? sell that to fight we're putting on the show and the ufc wants to be part of it and i just really It's for jiu-jitsu fanatics who are just interested in seeing. in jujitsu too. A lot of guys in jujitsu

38:46 palm strikes the importance of each position changes tremendously like in the sub only games Strike wise? Just wrestling, standing. No punches, just palm strikes to the body. did the first combat jiu-jitsu tournament at He goes, Eddie, this is how we used to do it in It's a foul. I mean, that's the only way you could finish. We did a girl one, the last show.

41:11 How cool is that? That's why he started doing a lot of it. But he threw a lot of punches in MMA. Yeah. Yeah, guard would be trouble. So it's better to prepare for MMA with that. It's for the jiu-jitsu fanatics that they like to see MMA when there's jiu-jitsu. You know, knees to the face. And we don't have to worry about the striking. are going to go out the door.

44:02 Right. Can I, like, We just missed a knockout. Set his shoulders on him. Well, we'll get a look at the replay here. Look at that. No hooks She's like, hey, I want to try MMA. This is her pro debut. Yes. So the girl knew how to strike. Someone's like, oh, there's a boxing gym down the street. And I think Heather would be hurt. I don't know. That girl could fight, man Monster Well box And I think Heather would I don't know

47:13 She has an undefeated Standing in front of her I mean, if you've got to close the distance and you can't throw kicks. again it's pretty girl too yeah they're gonna have same again. She's a pretty girl, too. Michael Fenn and Paige? With the right matchups, yeah. It's going to happen. Look at him. There's so much stepping into it, so much momentum behind that.

49:41 Oh, Rory, stay behind the jab if he wants to. He beat Woodley, yeah. Dos Anjos at 170 You know He looks more comfortable. He's got but it looked like fucking amateur But if they're really, really good on the ground. Kelvin can do things to him that he can't do to Kelvin. He had him on queer street. His legs went whoop. It's just so much healthier for him.

52:40 up he said this weight cut damn he said that. Yeah, he's going to move up. That staff ain't helping nobody either. No one would kill themselves if it's same day weigh-in. Oh, I see what you're saying. he's a soldier, your business up. Tony don't wanna fight him Khabib Has got him on point You think Tony's going to fight Conor? Talking about the GTA post?

54:28 But didn't Tony originally post the GTA meme Conor is an unusual... Look, he's got a bag of cash in And I 100% think Conor has to fight Tony next. a legit threat sells like connor fighting someone sells but connor versus a legit threat is where Well, well, you know. He's coming up The world doesn't know either of them The world knows Tony Everyone goes, no, Tony Ferguson's the fucking fight.

56:56 Nate made $4 million over two fights, and he don't give a fuck. But he lost. Doesn't matter. After he beat Eddie Alvarez, you absolutely could have a third fight. The second fight was so close, you could easily have given it to Nate. See, the problem with decisions is these decisions are solidified by three people What do we have, Jamie? You know what?

59:11 I wouldn't say Nate got robbed. Hold on Joe Those three random because it's entirely feasible that that could have happened. That's always going to be there. For sure. And then let's run fighting at 145. So where do we stop? I don't see what's so difficult about it. you could easily see the decision go one way or the see that fight again. I don't care if one

1:01:56 that the big money is in the Nate Diaz fight. Conor lose to him? In fact, I think it would be worth more money In UFC history. It's because Conor's coming off of the Floyd Mayweather high. He's a star in our world. Now he is. Okay. What if Nate... He has the interim belt. But Joe, what if this? We're talking if Conor lost. These are hardcore people.

1:04:38 the boxing fans. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, boxing. Do you think that Paulie Malignaggi versus Conor is a bigger fight in boxing than Nate versus Conor is in MMA? Pauly was good and he's a big name, he's on Showtime, But if you're WME, you're going, what are we going to make the most? Comes back to MMA. He's too much of a draw. That's just an account.

1:06:52 Oh, there it is. I like that he trains up there, man. He was so calm in that fight too. I was using it as a target. a tough matchup. Staff and antibiotics? When I was saying it and I said to DC, I go, hey, man. They're all, fuck. We're just going to ignore fucking staff? I don't know. I forgot about that, too. Jesus Christ. Some of the worst staff I've ever seen. That's a huge, huge, pus dude, man. Oh, super talented. He's young. Look at the size of that staph infection, though. Jesus Christ.

1:09:58 He's dead on the scale. Tony has survivability. He can knock you out. They think that in the mount, 12 to 6 is illegal, right? and they don't throw them. That was the first one. Makako was a, he still fights now. It's hard to Alan Belcher, he threw like 22 kevin lee didn't want to stay on his feet he wanted tony on the ground so when you have a And you can't even fire back.

1:13:00 That's what set up the submission, too. It's not a good fight for Conor, I'll tell you that. It's not great for Conor. Yeah. You get a bunch of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black who are in the business it's a good idea joe yes that's a great idea no well that's different That kid from Strange Things? Owen Benjamin. What's up with this transgender shit going on?

1:15:52 The entertainment business all the way through. You know, Terry Crews said that he was attacked. Howie Long said the exact same shit was happening to him. No way. yeah, what did Vin Diesel do? It's coming out now. And they were just like super uncomfortable. Watch your motherfucking kids. You know, I do charitable work, and I take care of these kids.

1:17:51 Damn. That guy. in England with the red glasses The people that worked with him. Seville, That guy makes some of the best Yeah. that Joe Biden yeah looking weird for anything, murder, child molestation, dude, you don't give a fuck. I've heard the audio you could hear that what he says to these what's he say creepy ass shit He don't care. If you're an actress and you worked with Harvey Weinstein

1:20:58 It doesn't seem weird, dude. this like everyone knew did you see his contract it was in his contract the way he had his contract Fourth offense was a million. Yes. Holy shit! Dude, and could Harvey Weinstein get any fucking uglier? Like, come on, let's do a little bit on that. Here's the thing. But here's the question. them. was a powerful motherfucker that could get them the world.

1:23:30 Yeah, probably, man. Remember that guy who's the X-Men guy? X-Files. Hold up. It is fucking hilarious. Next to the guy with the glasses. Because the party has all these young twinks in a pool, and the pool's lights are red, Jesus Christ. If you're a young boy and you're trying to be an actor in Hollywood or a singer, how are you going to avoid that shit?

1:25:40 Twinks Twinks That runs Bravo Yeah he's gay as shit Well groomed let's actually watch this fight well Corey Feldman why is he crazy like is he crazy because he was mol well you know he is crazy but the question is why is he crazy Like the Russian Olympic team? But they probably could never get any work. There's definitely predators that are organized.

1:27:17 Alex Jones said he got molested in Hollywood. He was in a movie He was in that. driving down the street. And now in the 21st century, it's time to stand up and realize that we should not allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze. And he just eats a whole compilation of him frequently. You agree, right? Yeah. It's true. you that InfoWars is 100% fake news when they're

1:29:55 You'll see it. See ya. I like that. It grows out a little bit I still have For the four man tournament So let me tell you what Vinny Shorman says about this guy, Darren Till, Fought 2 fights with a broken foot at 17 And he's a real rags to riches story In Liverpool He got stabbed in Liverpool And no one's banning knives Here we go Till's got some good – oh, Donald went for the takedown.

1:32:29 Oh, shit. You can't let him sit back and get comfortable. Cowboy doesn't move his head, man. There's his chance right here. Back up to his feet. Oh, are you talking about this main event? Here's the thing. And then you got young Till, who's a monster. how big he is. one tournament in romania oh fuck that up that is nasty vinnie shorman who's a bit i'm trying to

1:34:51 like the and movement Oh, shit. this is what you do, isn't it? Which is why we love Cowboy, but it's a double-edged sword, isn't it? They go, yeah, you beat a guy we've never heard of. This kid is fucking Cowboy just got stopped But what a story We got a new Contender here got ran through. I love Cowboy, but what a story. contend for the belt. The problem.

1:37:09 Oh, we have 40,000 watching on here. Jesus Christ. has had a few of these fights recently. You know, some people think Cowboy won. That's a rough go when you're Cowboy's age. Lost three in a row, brother. Yeah. That's a rough go At least it's not that went up to 170 Because we were just talking about Kevin Lee. We have to worry about how the Cowboy show ends.

1:39:03 It's Cowboy. Oh. Dan Hardy speaks English too Who is that guy? He fought out of Joban. All he does is really box, yeah. Perry's from here. This is a different guy, though. Yeah, run that bitch back. he was like a little kid when he went over. That is so nuts. I don't know. I don't know. Take down the fence. He's down in Brazil. Let's watch the fight again.

1:43:05 Yeah, I think so. I love Cowboy. He's fighting Bisping. And that elbow in the clinch. I wish we had another angle of that. Yeah. He's 24, and he's also realizing. Which is weird. Let's him show his skills. just a difference in the level of technique you know and what till can do he could do everything That's a great fight. He didn't knock him out. I didn't see that fight.

1:46:31 You go back watching slow-mo and it's just eye poke. Ding. And Cowboy just crumpled. Like it wasn't even a competition. They don't even tell you? Bisping versus GSP. GSP versus Bisping. we're gonna go we're gonna watch that fight for sure like okay i'm gonna see what bisping looks That's a great fight. All right, he took four years off. You can't run a business like that, Eddie.

1:49:17 I don't care if my aunt watches it. Whitaker has a pretty serious tear in his knee ligament. it to sell well, man. Yeah, you do if you want to make... Pay-per-view points where you make your money. It would be heartbreaking if he doesn't. He looks super swole. 25%. Yeah, I'm very curious about this fight. Yeah, it's going to be a little harder. You look at that card, it's a fucking heater.

1:51:43 He doesn't look as good? Jacked. He's 35 now he's not young how old is george i mean he's 35 you can be in great shape at 35 but really it completely helps if you were super active for a long time are we looking at He sounds like a rapper. Donald was a merc, Perry. I think he needs a joint limp biscuit. I mean, the crowd obviously are behind him as well.

1:54:18 He's got a great record. I look forward to any MMA fighter that want to box with me. Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. And I look to skyrocket myself off this kid's undefeated record. That motherfucker hits hard. Dude, but that November 4th guard. Fuck you. I can't promise you, but he's back. I'm going to try a real camp. Go to AKA and let me know how that goes.

1:57:06 You know how that worked. It's like they put together a training facility. and someone's like, hey, eventually we're going to take 50%. that's the bigger problem opening a restaurant They just don't go well. You don't have to be nice. You show up, and it's like a little taco shop, Or he kind of just nods at you. God damn, I'm hungry now. People don't care.

1:59:27 As soon as they reopened, we were waiting in line, I'll put up with a lot of stuff. White, you got to be high. Hollywood. But it's right across the street, and you're talking which one what street is way further down on hollywood yeah it's on hollywood uh Look at this Is that real? Look at this. Now, at this age, Martina desperately wanted to look like Pamela Anderson.

2:02:11 transformation yet Look at that. Wow. She is But on the photos, I can see if you have the curves of Pamela Anderson, That's how they do it in movies. Black souls rock. She has seven cats. No boyfriend shown his face That's what white people are. Dude, that is the greatest thing you've ever said for mankind. Everybody originated there. And then as soon as people started going to all these colder

2:06:57 I saw a guy with a pet hyena. and then they kept doing this and they were doing this generation after generation to try to see The people would feed those wolves. This is probably, you know, we're talking more than 10,000 years ago. Yeah, I got the article here. Foxes are more naturally stubborn than dogs. Grizzly Man's the guy that died, right? There's no flying foxes.

2:09:36 You can just see them in there. Yeah. It's just some flying foxes. Everything is flying foxes. That thing is sick. Didn't they think the T-Rex were covered in feathers too, right? Over the last few decades, they're starting to find more and more of them. Dude, there's fox war, not fox wars, There's hawk wars going on in my yard. So I started going online and reading about it and they eat their head.

2:11:28 saw um a hawk eating a hawk baby like right up the street from me and i watched these hawks like But it's happened quite a few times where birds have flown down. They get KO'd. that. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I see them all the time. and then I started reading up on it. and a few of them dying Have you ever seen those harpy eagles? They kill monkeys I think Thursday was official

2:14:51 predators like that sloth is a goner that's a bummer that's a rat i like a sloth man but nature these weird scratches and all this hominids. Jesus Christ. big ass bird that grabs the goats I'm talking about that bird that picks up a straight up goat, flies them up and like, Look at that shit. Then they get him up. Nature is a motherfucker. With the camera?

2:16:59 Like chum in the water. I got to change the lens. Well, they use foxes and even wolves. And they eat the foxes or they're just doing it for the coats? They ate a lot of wolves. It's a vice grip. The wolf one is even more disturbing oh the fox is trying man for it to make like a lot of impact when you hit them you know i'm saying it's not like you're

2:19:13 Hands out like this. I'm trying to Rampage Jackson. You got to slam his fucking head into the ground. Maybe you take your shirt off and wrap that bitch around your arm. Yeah, and you got to grab them talons. What if you had to grab a salmon? If you had long ass nails, Yeah. in war? Maybe they're supposed I mean, Yeah. You can get parasites. Well, this guy begs the differ.

2:21:21 Super picky. The best is going to Fogo with him, though. We gained like fucking 10 pounds. I never got the munchies from pot, man. that he likes to write sober and then he touches everything up punches it up when he's high well Oh, it was definitely that. probably something funny thing about it that you didn't write down exactly and you forgot i was so

2:23:33 Well, I always write physically, like with a computer. No, but this is probably the wrong way to say it, I like that. Apple gets sued left and right for patents. It's the shit. With your face? I like your face. oh i'm going super strong i'm going super strong my phone not only is it freeze but now when i like get a dialogue where I could like press, you know, the keys in.

2:26:14 I think I'm at the six still. One of them is that AirDrop. Where do you use that? This is the Galaxy Note 8. Dude, you're selling the fuck out of me right now. Look, you could translate things. God damn. Like if it's in another country, like do that and boom, you write it. Like, look at this. This guy wants to highlight some shit. Look, you could translate things.

2:27:33 from the Galaxy. the real problem, Like, remove my email from iMessage. I mean, it would work half the time. Steve Rinella has one. I'm like, oh, fuck, man. Or a broke screen. Yeah, you're right. writing something then they stop like oh they're not sure they're not sure how to reply you were about to write some shit I took off the thing where it says red.

2:30:23 Yeah, if you opened it up. I might just go straight to the text, The other day, Is my job just replying to texts? It's either my family or answer a non-question yeah maybe i'll get back to You're distracted with something else. You're distracted. You're checking your phone. Hold on. That's a bummer. Everyone's just on your phone. but then I got to handle some shit.

2:32:53 But when you go out in the real world and have conversations with people, No, no. Yeah. Trying to get them to go to a store. Dude, yeah. Well, that's not technically You know what I mean? Well, he's not doing it at all. Do you know how this works? It's just better than Pepsi. for surgeries and shit what if you could do medical cocaine you can snort things down numbs

2:36:17 a regular diet, especially when they don't have a vegetable-rich diet. but you know, little education doctors actually What's going on? Yes. And Joe, you're saying people that come on here are on it? They're always like, well, I have ADD. And I'd go on a fucking rant about pizza. Well, it's not just that. Dangerously high blood. There's a lot of people that are on this.

2:39:07 and they confirmed it with me. Like, yeah, everybody's on Damn. It's like steroids for writing. Yeah, right? He goes, they're all abusing it. Damn. You'll say that again? I'm going high. So let's find out. Come on. The best I could find is from 2012. They could be 15, now they're 20. and you can get it prescribed to you. Some people say it doesn't help you creatively because you're so like,

2:41:41 someone else's adderall called his his doctor, and he's like, He goes, and I couldn't stop organizing. it so she gets pumped I goes nuts I bet you know when I was 19 when I was 19 Because of speed. That's the fucking speed made her want to suck that dick all day long. Really? I don't recommend it to anybody. To focus on the ball? No. Adderall, the new drug of choice of many major leaguers.

2:44:29 has reached absurd level baseball that's absurd dangers have used but yeah but the thing is like Yeah, it's weird. Correct. I'm like, how do you define it? Oh, yeah, bro, you got a disease. So he got one. You know what? The doctor was like, nah, you're good. He's on life. It's speedy. Yeah. Like, let's try to see if someone has a definition. ADD or some kind of brain dysfunction is caused by the vaccines maybe?

2:48:13 people. Can't give it to you, bro. Yeah. Yeah. But parents want to give it to their kids Fuck, focused as fuck, though. Hell yeah. because doctors are cunts. People just yell at He went back out 15 minutes and she was gone. He goes, there's been a lot of sighting of coyotes in the area. It fucks my world up. Coyote ate his kid. Oh, my God. The fact that he could do that to a baby, a three-year-old, and his own daughter.

2:51:37 No. You might be right. He did it either way. There's some people that are just fucked in the head. There's a lot of sadness, my man. That guy's dead. And then people go, it's a mental illness. And it's like. Those are the ones. Whatever those documents are. Yeah, for sure. You know what he should focus on? Like, it's entirely possible that he's thinking that he could get assassinated.

2:55:13 I wouldn't think there was any files. You ever seen the doors on his limo? Obama's though? I don't know. Isn't that the standard Just drive me around, man. There's a company called Devrolo, D-E-V-R-O-L-O, and they make a car like your truck, a Toyota Yes, I quit. Those are the big things. I don't know. And I don't know what they do with the windows.

2:57:26 Cadillac just runs that shit How come I can't buy what the president has? Who's paying for it? Something like that, but the front end would be a Viper. Maybe a Ram, Dodge Ram. You don't see a lot of them, though. You can't get laid. He's green. That's a big smart car, right? He goes around the world, I don't know what world, Same as that 303 basketball league.

3:00:00 You're angry. Prius got cool because Leonardo DiCaprio, you know, rocks them. It's all fucked. You know Brian, he doesn't care about cars. When they had that hurricane that hit the East Coast a couple years back, they had all these bitches parked near some water, and the tide came in, and they all blew up. Yeah, Fisker's back. Look at them all. That's like a step up from Tesla.

3:01:41 I think that's the future is electric cars. They're better for the air. They have no other way to make money. Cell phones, like coltan that they use to make cell – is that how you call it? There it is. Like a level of poor that you and I just will never understand. You know, it's just a weird thing, man. But compared to us or compared to other people there?

3:03:44 They were just sifting through the gravel JFK docs Let me call you back It's gonna be on UFC Fight Pass It's a downtown LA Gary tone and Wagner Rocha, Nathan Orchard, PJ Bark, Bill Cooper, and I'm all over. That's awesome.